Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 10 minutes ago

Category

📺
TV
Transcript
00:00What do you fancy for your tea?
00:04There's a bit of that shoe left from last night.
00:07It won't go five ways.
00:09You and Craig can have it if you want.
00:11We'll see.
00:16Hello again.
00:18Blimey.
00:19I've seen you more times tonight than I've seen me own mum in a year.
00:23How's your foot?
00:24How's my foot?
00:25It's only ten minutes since you asked me.
00:28It's wonderful, thank you.
00:31You're not splashing out on a cab?
00:33No, I am not.
00:34I don't trust taxi drivers.
00:36What?
00:37All of them?
00:38Everyman Jack.
00:39But you can't just lump them together.
00:41Why not?
00:43Because it's jobbist.
00:45Jobbist?
00:46They're all different, with different personalities, qualities and flaws,
00:50regardless of what they do for a living.
00:52Everyone's got a down on traffic wardens as well, haven't they?
00:55I bet some of them are lovely.
00:58What about bus drivers?
01:00My husband was a bus driver.
01:02Oh.
01:03They're even worse.
01:04But it's cheaper when it stops outside my house.
01:07Well, so do cabs.
01:09I make cabs stop around the corner.
01:11The taxi driver sees where you live.
01:14He'll rob you blind, no questions asked.
01:17He'll be back the following day, wait till you've gone out and then he'll be in.
01:21Oh, it's late.
01:22I'll give me foot a rub.
01:23That'll guarantee to make it come.
01:24Roger!
01:25Give me a bath.
01:26Give me a bath.
01:27Give me a bath.
01:28Hey!
01:29Ow!
01:30Agh!
01:31Agh!
01:32Agh!
01:33Agh!
01:34Agh!
01:35Agh!
01:36Agh!
01:37Agh!
01:38Agh!
01:39Agh!
01:40Agh!
01:41Get off!
01:42Agh!
01:43Come back here!
01:44Agh!
01:45Agh!
01:46I'm sorry.
01:47I just froze.
01:48He's gone.
01:49Are you all right?
01:51Oh, I think so.
01:52Yeah, sit down.
01:54He didn't get out, did he?
01:56No.
01:57I've never seen out like it, hadn't he?
01:58Becky completely saw him off.
02:00Ha!
02:01I did, didn't I?
02:03I smashed it.
02:04He's the one.
02:05They were both fantastic, but she's the one.
02:07I didn't do anything.
02:08She grabbed hold of him and belted him with a shoe, then got me bag back before he could run
02:13off.
02:14All in a matter of seconds.
02:15She deserves a silver cross.
02:17She should be doing your job.
02:19Honestly, officer, I just did what anyone would have.
02:21Might have reacted a bit quicker than most, but you've got to look out for the old folks,
02:25haven't you?
02:26Times like these.
02:27Hey, less of the old.
02:28I'm only 68.
02:29The country's in the toilet.
02:31Youth running wild in the street.
02:33And who got a decent look at him?
02:35I did.
02:36He was white.
02:37He was about five foot eight and a half.
02:40His tracksuit bottoms tucked into his sock.
02:42Oh, my grandson does that.
02:44What are they frightened of?
02:45Mice?
02:46I'm always telling him not to, but will he listen?
02:48Mmm, will he ache?
02:49And he was wearing glasses.
02:51Ah, that's to lull you into a false sense of security, as if there's never been a wrong
02:55on wearing gigs.
02:57Well, he didn't pull the wool over my eyes, officer.
02:59I'll tell you that much for nothing.
03:01I've just won at the bingo, you see, so I would have lost a fortune.
03:05But more important than that, I've got my husband in here.
03:08You what?
03:09Oh, if they'd have stolen him, I don't know what I would have done.
03:11Your husband's in your handbag?
03:13My late husband, Lawrence.
03:15That's his ashes.
03:17Was he quite a little fellow?
03:20Oh, the rest of him's in Windermere, where we had our honeymoon.
03:24He was a bus driver.
03:26Oh, and by the way, we've already missed two buses talking to you pair.
03:29Well, in that case, who'd like a lift home?
03:31All of us.
03:33Yeah.
03:34The Royal
03:40Pleasure
03:41The Royal
03:42Call of Duty
03:43The Royal
03:44Call of Duty
03:46B-19
03:47Hawaii
03:47Get
04:00of
Be the first to comment
Add your comment

Recommended