Corrie Steve McDonald vs Neil Beckett 21st July 2014 Ep 1 & 2

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Steve picks up a fare - it is Neil. Neil doesn't tell Steve who he is. He unnerves Steve with his responses at attempts at conversation. Neil quizzes Steve about his private life. Steve loses his temper and asks him to leave the cab. Neil does so, making a passing comment about "friendly" cabbies.

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00:00All right, mate, Manchester Airport, yeah?

00:11Airport, mate, yeah?

00:23Feeling anywhere nice, mate?

00:25I'm not flying.

00:27Meeting the wife. She's been away.

00:30Ah, well. Good to have a break, innit?

00:33Oh, yeah. She had a great time.

00:36Oh, I meant you.

00:41Really missing.

00:42I love my wife.

00:44Really missed her.

00:46Yeah, of course, Chef.

00:48I'm just saying, you know, while the cat's away...

00:52That's what you call me a mouse.

01:00Never was like this, reckon.

01:04Yeah, it's a spot on though, eh?

01:06What, then?

01:07That women can be manipulative?

01:09Or can be manipulated?

01:11Actually, that, mate, it's just a pop song.

01:14I mean, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep is about a bird that abandoned its chicks.

01:19Doesn't mean that all birds are bad mothers, does it?

01:21Hmm.

01:22So much show now, then?

01:25Steve.

01:28Neil.

01:30Erm...

01:31I think that's safe while I'm driving, mate.

01:35So are you City or United?

01:40County.

01:41Better for a Jack the lad, I'm thinking.

01:47Change the, er, Station A.

01:49I'll just turn it off. I want to talk.

01:51Look, have you got a problem with me, mate?

01:55No, I haven't got a problem, mate.

01:57Have you got a problem?

01:58Look, I think you'd better get out.

02:01Go on, up here! You're freaking me out, you weirdo!

02:04Go on, do one. You can get a cab

02:06from outside that pub up the road.

02:11It's, er...

02:13nice chatting to you, mate.

02:18I appreciate a friendly cabbie.

02:24SIGHS

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