00:00All right, mate, Manchester Airport, yeah?
00:11Airport, mate, yeah?
00:23Feeling anywhere nice, mate?
00:25I'm not flying.
00:27Meeting the wife. She's been away.
00:30Ah, well. Good to have a break, innit?
00:33Oh, yeah. She had a great time.
00:36Oh, I meant you.
00:41Really missing.
00:42I love my wife.
00:44Really missed her.
00:46Yeah, of course, Chef.
00:48I'm just saying, you know, while the cat's away...
00:52That's what you call me a mouse.
01:00Never was like this, reckon.
01:04Yeah, it's a spot on though, eh?
01:06What, then?
01:07That women can be manipulative?
01:09Or can be manipulated?
01:11Actually, that, mate, it's just a pop song.
01:14I mean, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep is about a bird that abandoned its chicks.
01:19Doesn't mean that all birds are bad mothers, does it?
01:21Hmm.
01:22So much show now, then?
01:25Steve.
01:28Neil.
01:30Erm...
01:31I think that's safe while I'm driving, mate.
01:35So are you City or United?
01:40County.
01:41Better for a Jack the lad, I'm thinking.
01:47Change the, er, Station A.
01:49I'll just turn it off. I want to talk.
01:51Look, have you got a problem with me, mate?
01:55No, I haven't got a problem, mate.
01:57Have you got a problem?
01:58Look, I think you'd better get out.
02:01Go on, up here! You're freaking me out, you weirdo!
02:04Go on, do one. You can get a cab
02:06from outside that pub up the road.
02:11It's, er...
02:13nice chatting to you, mate.
02:18I appreciate a friendly cabbie.
02:24SIGHS
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