00:00Welcome to my pita party.
00:02No, that wasn't misread.
00:04This Shanslam's all about my rage over complimentary bread.
00:08Oh.
00:09I think every restaurant should provide it, no matter the cuisine.
00:14So let me take you to a time when this was butterly obscene.
00:19Went out to eat with my friends and I was browsing the apps.
00:22You can probably assume what made me audibly gasp.
00:25Eight dollars for sourdough, half a loaf to be precise.
00:31Bread should be free like my water and ice.
00:35I understand you're a restaurant respecting your craft, but nonetheless,
00:40if I want to fill up on bread, that's none of your business.
00:45Of course it'll ruin my dinner, but that's still my decision to make.
00:50I'd rather loaf up on bread than save room for chocolate cake.
00:54Amen.
00:54One basket is all I need, so no need to make any clutter.
00:59Just give the table what it wants, plain old bread and butter.
01:03This bit is getting stale, so let me make this clear.
01:07If I don't see it on the table, I'm begetting out of here.
01:11Oh, begetting.
01:14Oh, so many buns.
01:16Shanslam!
01:17Shanslam!
01:19Shanslam!
