00:00Okay, so this one is called Caught Orange Handed.
00:04Oh.
00:05I love me some Cheetos.
00:08They're my weakness, I'll admit.
00:10Once I open up that bag, I have to fully commit.
00:14One handful turns to 20.
00:16I just keep reaching back, but that is not the qualm I have with this snack.
00:21I want a word with Chester Cheeto because they're the messiest chips,
00:26creating a dusty residue all over my fingertips.
00:30If I commit a crime right now, you'll say it looks obscene
00:34because I'm leaving my orange fingerprints all over the scene.
00:40You call yourself a cheetah?
00:42You're supposed to be sleek and fast.
00:44Why is your snack exploding dust on everything I grasp?
00:47I wind up licking all my fingers.
00:50Once I start, I cannot stop.
00:52Truth.
00:52I turn into a little kid, unsupervised, in a candy shop.
00:57I'm sick of orange evidence on everything I own.
01:01I'm sick of wiping down my screen after being on my phone.
01:05I shouldn't have to take a shower every time I have this snack.
01:09Just let me eat my Cheetos and have some dignity back.
01:13Yeah!
01:15It was dignity, folks.
01:17Dr. Seuss vibes.
01:18I know.
01:19So good.
01:20So good.
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