00:00I'm inviting you into my bedroom.
00:02Let's not make it weird.
00:04It's that certain day of the week that I always fear.
00:08I have to wash all my bedding.
00:12Jeez, what a snore.
00:13Why is doing this laundry one of the worst type of chores?
00:17It's true.
00:19Putting my duvet cover back on fills me with rage.
00:24I'm cursing in my bedroom, telling this fabric to count its days.
00:29How does this blanket suddenly weigh 400 pounds?
00:33You'll hear me grunting and groaning, just making all the sounds.
00:38It's a full body workout that I have yet to master.
00:42Yet I thought I would have learned by now how to do this faster.
00:46But no, I haven't because now I'm inside this thing in the dark,
00:55trying to tie the corner with the little strings.
01:00If anyone were to walk in, they'd see a five foot three ghost.
01:05I'm cooking in here like a snuggle scented pot roast.
01:10I fluff it, adjust it, lay down to rest my head,
01:15and act like I didn't just brawl with my bedspread.
01:20Wow!
01:22Shit!
01:22Let's go, dude!
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