00:00Too much junk in the trunk.
00:04Let me preface this by saying I love my parents, no doubt.
00:09But this rant is about them, so please hear me out.
00:14Whenever I go home to visit, they say, just bring yourself.
00:19Yet I'm leaving with bags full of junk.
00:21They're clearing the shelves.
00:25I know it's their secret plan to clean out the house.
00:29Asking me, do you need any silverware or trap for a mouse?
00:34No, I do not.
00:36I want to enjoy my time with you.
00:38But they don't hear that as they hand me jars of ragu.
00:43Oh, let's not forget my mom's classic mystery bag that contains tissues, my yearbook, and some old dish rags.
00:53My car is not a donation bin.
00:56I'm begging you still.
00:58I promise you, mom, I have plenty of Advil.
01:03I draw the line with having to leave with a handful of plant clippings.
01:09True story.
01:10It happens every time, and I wish I was kidding.
01:13Oh, my gosh.
01:14I know I'm supposed to be angry, so excuse me for getting mushy.
01:19As annoying as this is, I know they're doing it because they love me.
01:23Yeah.
01:24This is so sweet.
01:24Oh, my gosh.
01:25This is so sweet.
01:26Yeah.
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