00:00I got some beef with the grocery store, but not the kind you think.
00:04I visit once a week, yet we've never been in sync.
00:08The whole store leaves me frustrated where I literally can't.
00:13So let me get into it with my Spitfire rant.
00:17Of course I grabbed the cart that has a squeaky wheel.
00:21Oh, the worst.
00:22Sure, it sounds small, but to me it's a big deal.
00:25And stop standing in the middle of the aisle.
00:29I'm trying to grab my chips ahoy, but you're taking a while.
00:33You pushed that shopping cart all around the store, but returning it to the corral is such a chore.
00:41You leave it next to your car, you psychopath.
00:45I hope through these words you can feel my wrath.
00:49How is it possible that no one knows the rules here?
00:54It gets me so angry I'm talking like Shakespeare.
00:58I love you, grocery store, but you hurt my heart.
01:01I think it's time to start an account with Instacart.
01:05Wow!
01:06My gosh!
01:08She is incredible!
01:10Drop the mic.
