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02:01They must have been from the stripper. She was so used to taking them off.
02:06Consuelo, come here, you have to help me.
02:08What's happening?
02:09Well, the thing is, they've brought me a car that sometimes doesn't start.
02:12And I can't let the client get away.
02:14And why would he escape?
02:16This morning three have already left because Rufo isn't here.
02:19As soon as I say I'm going to do the repair myself, they run away.
02:23They're stupid, I don't understand why.
02:25Well, because they know you well?
02:27Well, in this time I've learned a bit about mechanics.
02:30For example, I already know how to put summer t-shirts on pistons,
02:35Air to the battery, antifreeze to the wheels.
02:38Well, ordinary things.
02:40So, are you here to help me or what?
02:42But Juan, I don't know anything about mechanics.
02:45Neither did he.
02:46Okay, let's all three of us go.
02:48Let's see if we can all get that car started.
02:50No, no, no. Not all of us.
02:52I'll fix it.
02:53And you, in any case, help me.
02:56By the way, I wouldn't give you a tooth.
02:58Please, boss, please.
03:00You're not going to feel anything, Woman.
03:03What if I wear one of your jumpsuits, old man?
03:06No, no, woman.
03:07You won't get dirty.
03:09We're not going to drain the sump.
03:11Firstly, because nobody here knows what a sump is.
03:14Yes, Woman.
03:14It's that place where everything revolves.
03:17The merry-go-round?
03:18No, no, it's an internal thing.
03:20That's why, because it comes from car.
03:22Car of car...
03:23And load and ter...
03:26Third.
03:27That is, the third charge.
03:28He doesn't want to fix it, boss, which is worse.
03:30Well, what do I do?
03:32Get inside and when I tell you,
03:34You turn the ignition key.
03:41But you know where the key is.
03:43Of course, she's the only one who has a car.
03:46Well, you already know more than others.
03:48Don't prick me, Anguish.
03:49Don't be a pain, daughter.
03:51Okay, let's see.
03:53It solves the most common problems.
03:55The engine does not start or stops suddenly.
03:59That's exactly what happens to this guy.
04:00First possibility.
04:02There is no gasoline.
04:03Here it is.
04:04The needle indicates that it is full.
04:06Second.
04:07Gasoline is not reaching Cuba.
04:10Ah, but Fidel Castro also has something to do with this car business.
04:14No, woman.
04:14The Cuba of gasoline will be.
04:16Well, look at that Cuba.
04:18That's the...
04:20Which Cuba?
04:21Well, the one that the booklet says.
04:23Yes, but...
04:24Where is?
04:24Oh, how should I know?
04:25You know it.
04:26This is the first I've heard of a car carrying a barrel inside.
04:30It will be a Cuba.
04:32Well, it doesn't matter.
04:34Let's assume that the gasoline reaches this far.
04:37Clear.
04:38Third possibility.
04:40The fuel taps are clogged.
04:42And naturally, nobody here knows where the gas pumps are.
04:45Here you go.
04:45At gas stations.
04:47Okay, let's see.
04:48Consuelo, try the contact and see what happens.
04:50Okay.
04:50I'll give it to you.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Oh, how curious.
04:54Hey, there are several pieces here that have started spinning like crazy.
04:58But the engine won't start.
04:59Okay, wait a minute.
05:01Here is one piece that has not moved.
05:04Let's see.
05:05Give it to me now.
05:06Oh!
05:07What a shock, Mom!
05:08What a shock!
05:09As if I had stuck my fingers in the washing machine socket.
05:13The current has reached my heels.
05:15But it's impossible if this car isn't connected to any network.
05:18I saw a spark jump out of that round container over there and it went straight to him.
05:22to the finger.
05:23Which means that the breakdown of this car is related to electricity.
05:29Here in this little book there is a section that says electricity.
05:33Well, look at the book and don't put your hand in it again.
05:36Here it is.
05:38Loose or broken distributor cable.
05:41Sure, man.
05:43That's just how it is.
05:44The cable is broken.
05:46Well, that's easy.
05:48You put on a new one and that's it.
05:49On my bedside table I have the cable for the electric window of my kidneys.
05:53Shall I bring it to you?
05:54Let's assume you bring it.
05:56Which distributor cable needs to be replaced?
05:59Look, boss.
06:00It's one thing to know little about car mechanics.
06:03Another option is to know nothing.
06:05And another thing, what you know.
06:06That is zero, zero, zero.
06:09No.
06:10Zero, zero, zero.
06:11No.
06:12Zero only.
06:15Good morning.
06:16What? Have you already taken care of my car's breakdown?
06:18Well, you see.
06:20If I say yes, I'm deceiving him.
06:23But if I say no, then I'm also deceiving him.
06:27I was about to check it now.
06:29Let's see what happens.
06:30I see that you work with female staff.
06:32What's happening?
06:33It's because you don't like mechanical women.
06:35That's your sexist attitude, isn't it?
06:36No, no, ma'am.
06:37Miss, miss.
06:39Oh, excuse me, miss.
06:40Yes, sir.
06:41We were here with the boss trying to figure out what was wrong with his car.
06:44Well, actually, the boss is teaching us.
06:48I brought the car here because a friend told me there's a guy named Rufo here.
06:52He's a handyman.
06:53And of course, since I don't understand anything about mechanics...
06:55Ah, but he doesn't know anything about mechanics?
06:58Nothing.
06:59Well, our boss, Don Rufo, was telling us that it might be something to do with the fuel pumps.
07:07And it could also have to do with the distribution cable.
07:10That, or maybe it's related to the lamp on the electric blanket for the young lady's kidneys.
07:17Already.
07:17But that would be a big deal.
07:20Why does my car have anything to do with the feminist's kidneys?
07:23Thank you so much.
07:24Ah, well, don't trust him...
07:25No.
07:27Imagine that the breakdown...
07:28It's in the...
07:30You said you don't know anything about mechanics, right?
07:32Not a chance.
07:34Do you see?
07:35I've got him there, I've got him there...
07:37Because a car doesn't have a potato.
07:39And that's why you don't have to see this.
07:41Because he doesn't go with punishment.
07:44Because it has the gap.
07:45And since he had already picked it up, one tire remained folded up.
07:47So, there are cars that have two horses.
07:49And other cars that have five storks.
07:51In case a child comes.
07:53Because musical groups don't use saucepans.
07:56Because they themselves, having a long play, are left completely still.
08:01And that's why it sometimes jerks.
08:04Right, apprentices?
08:06Now I'm beginning to understand you, Don Rufo.
08:09And as we said yesterday, the cicada and the ant don't climb the asparagus plant themselves.
08:15And don't even think about putting curlers in the trunk.
08:18Because if you use curlers, all the gestures will be visible.
08:21You might ask, why?
08:23I'm going to ask myself that too.
08:25Because?
08:26I don't want to answer myself.
08:28And this is why reverse gear engages poorly.
08:32Are you starting to see it clearly?
08:35Crystal clear, Don Rufo.
08:36Clear.
08:38The truth is that you are a team that works very well with your boss.
08:42No, what?
08:42Because, honestly, I didn't understand anything.
08:45Ah, leave it in our hands and come back tomorrow and it will be as good as new.
08:49Do you think so?
08:51Yes, goodbye.
08:52Well, but it's...
08:53Goodbye, goodbye.
08:54You see, you little sexist, leave Don Rufo alone.
08:58Because he's a genius, he needs to concentrate, and you're disturbing his neurons.
09:04Go away in peace, you'll see how he fixes your car.
09:07Okay, okay.
09:07Go away.
09:10Well, let's leave it at that because it's clear that without Rufo we have to close the workshop.
09:15Couldn't you do it alone?
09:17No.
09:18Once word gets out, nobody will come here to fix even a skateboard.
09:23That's another thing that's gone wrong for me.
09:25I've spent my whole life trying to set up businesses that would give us a quiet and continuous job.
09:30And in the end, for one reason or another, everything failed.
09:35Well, boss, setting up a mechanic's workshop without knowing anything about mechanics...
09:39But I found Rufo.
09:40And he ended up marrying Clara.
09:43Don't be surprised if he accepts a better job and leaves us.
09:46No, it doesn't surprise me.
09:48I advised him to do it.
09:49But if he hadn't married the girl, he would have left sooner.
09:54The thing is, I'm what you'd call a failure.
09:57Don't say that, boss.
09:58Yes, yes, yes. I've always been a failure.
10:01Don't exaggerate.
10:03No, I'm not exaggerating, I'm a failure.
10:05Well, since you're acting like this, you're a complete failure.
10:09Woman, I'll do if I say it, but if you say it...
10:12Hey, Juan, let's take a look back.
10:15What were you before we got married?
10:18Single.
10:19No, I mean economically.
10:21Oh, nothing.
10:23We got married without a penny to our name.
10:25Remember that we spent our wedding night on a motorcycle with Sidi Karp, which a friend lent us.
10:31With 50 pesetas that they gave me at the pawnshop because I pawned a pair of bell-bottom trousers.
10:37And what was the first thing you built?
10:39Ah, yes.
10:40Well, an ice cream shop.
10:41Oh, I didn't know that.
10:42Because I started working with you when the girl was born.
10:45And what happened to the ice cream shop?
10:47Well, the decorators took a while to finish their work and we opened in November.
10:53Uh, uh.
10:55And on All Saints' Day the first snow fell.
10:58We spent the entire winter below zero.
11:01We only sold one chocolate ice cream to an Eskimo who came to Spain to warm up.
11:05We had to close down and we lost everything.
11:08Then you came up with the idea of the garter factory.
11:11Yes, I was with you then and pantyhose became fashionable.
11:16Of all the business deals I've done, the one that made me angriest was the uniforms business.
11:21armed police.
11:22And so?
11:22That's where my partner, Montes Pérez, got me involved.
11:24Yes, I remember.
11:26500 uniforms for the grays, complete with greatcoats.
11:29They were beautiful, weren't they?
11:30Yes, but the government said that from then on the police would wear brown.
11:35Come on, until last year I had a gray coat that you altered for me from one of those capes.
11:40The children were wearing gray, I was wearing gray.
11:43And I made a beret out of a Captain Grey cap.
11:46I remember walking down the street and running into a veteran policeman who stood at attention.
11:51And the clandestinely thin one.
11:53Phew!
11:53Thank goodness he ruined those.
11:56Because I didn't like it.
11:58Well, I could have given a lot of money because it started out very well, you see, right?
12:02People were going to gamble their money, but 15 days after it opened, they legalized gambling.
12:09I had left the filter in my pocket.
12:13Bingo halls and casinos started opening everywhere, and that was it.
12:17The thing is, boss, you're a man who hasn't had any luck.
12:22Well, like I said, I'm a failure.
12:24But you have started a family.
12:26And we have two beautiful children.
12:28And a wonderful maid.
12:30I think what they've done best is the maid.
12:33And we've always had a roof over our heads.
12:36And we have eaten every day.
12:38Well, and we've never walked around with our butts hanging out.
12:40No, not that.
12:42Because remember when the miniskirt became fashionable?
12:45You wore one that made your gallbladder visible when you sat down.
12:49It's because I have a very nice gallbladder.
12:53We've managed to get ahead, albeit with great difficulty.
12:56And our children have gotten married.
12:59We are grandparents.
13:00All three of them, just so you know.
13:02And now there's a guy who's offering you 22.5 million for the transfer of this business.
13:09Transfer it, Juan.
13:10We bought a small apartment.
13:12And you and I, on our own, manage to get ahead with one of those ideas that you come up with.
13:17No, don't worry about me.
13:18I'm going back to my village.
13:20I have an aunt there with whom I will live very peacefully.
13:23But we will pay you everything we owe you.
13:25How many months do we owe you?
13:27Well, the last time I counted it, I think it was 76.
13:30You pay for these separately, okay?
13:32Well, you'll get paid, I swear.
13:35Well, if there's nothing left over after buying the apartment.
13:37Well, there'll be some left over.
13:38And a small car and a new television.
13:41Well, I don't get paid anymore.
13:43What's that sound?
13:44The doorbell in the alley.
13:45How odd.
13:46They always come in this way.
13:48Are they the kind who come to sell things?
13:50I'm going to open it.
13:54Cheer up, Juan.
13:55No, yes, I'm up for it.
13:57I'd always liked this mechanics thing.
14:00And then, suddenly, we were left alone.
14:04Used to the boys, to Rufo, to the rivers that Carlos dragged us into.
14:10Now this very quiet life is driving me crazy, it's driving me crazy.
14:13Boss, ma'am, come here, something strange is happening here.
14:17What's happening?
14:17A Martian has arrived.
14:18Well, I don't know, but they look more like two than one.
14:21He's in his bedroom.
14:22But what are they doing there?
14:24No idea.
14:25They came in talking about their things.
14:26But we will provide two beds.
14:28Why do you keep tossing and turning in your sleep?
14:31That is.
14:31And in the bathroom we'll put a shower with the strongest jet.
14:35Hi there.
14:36Hi there.
14:39And we'll cover up this door.
14:42Yes, because the noise from the workshop can drive us crazy.
14:46But you, excuse me, but who are you?
14:50And you?
14:51The owners of the house.
14:53Are they also coming to rent this property?
14:55But hey, who told you it's available to rent?
14:58The owner.
14:59So, if you're coming to rent it, you're too late.
15:03We like it and we'll keep it.
15:05Do I have to go to the village early?
15:08There has to be a mistake here.
15:10This house is ours.
15:11We've been living here for a long time and we don't plan on leaving.
15:15Who told them he was free?
15:18Onofre Santos, who is a friend of mine.
15:20And who is Don Onofre Santos?
15:22Oh, yeah, man. The one who wants to keep this on the transfer.
15:25According to what he told us, he kept the workshop and did not sublet the house to us.
15:30Yes, he has made us an offer, but we haven't accepted it yet.
15:35Although maybe we'll accept, right?
15:37Well, excuse us, but we thought the house was free of tenants already.
15:42Well no.
15:42What bad luck. We were already working on projects.
15:47But sit down. Come on, Angus, you brought some coffee.
15:49Yes, yes, ma'am.
15:51You might say we're a pain.
15:53Well, everyone's a bit of a pain sometimes.
15:57You see, our boys have gotten married.
16:02And the house and the business have become too big for them.
16:07And where have they gone?
16:09Who are the boys?
16:10Ah, the older one arrived two days ago from her honeymoon and the boy lives near here.
16:16Does he already have a child and everything?
16:17Yes, yes.
16:18How lucky you are.
16:20We have two daughters.
16:22One of them married a pilot and now lives in America.
16:25The other one is a doctor and is on a mission in Africa.
16:28You have them close by.
16:30Instead, we see them year after year.
16:34The house has also become too big for us.
16:36And this one was working very well for us.
16:38Well, don't lose hope.
16:39Our children no longer need us.
16:41And we were thinking of accepting Don Onofre's proposal and going to live in an apartment.
16:46Well, I'm sorry for you, but...
16:49This house would be perfect for us.
16:53Is this a joke, suddenly being left alone?
16:56Yes, sir. A sailor's joke.
16:59Clear.
17:02Is he the owner of that car?
17:04Well, he's going to have to push it.
17:06Happens!
17:07Excuse me. I'd like to speak with you, Don Juan.
17:10Ah.
17:10Gervasio, how are you here?
17:13Well, since you told us that you owned this place and had it in your sweeping duties, we came here.
17:17Let's see it.
17:18But you and I had never reached an agreement.
17:21I wasn't sure. I'd been misunderstood.
17:24But it seems that these gentlemen would be willing to accept his offer.
17:28I would be very happy.
17:29Take it, and we like it even more.
17:31So, what do we do?
17:33What do we do, Consuelo?
17:34I don't know what you want.
17:37To see the boys once a week, well...
17:40The truth is, we don't need this.
17:42You're right.
17:44We could buy an apartment.
17:47That way, even if it's late, we could have our own home.
17:51Yes, barely seven meters.
17:54I am selling an apartment that I just built.
17:57It's in a beautiful location, with its garden and swimming pool.
18:00Look at that! Maybe I'll learn to swim when I'm old.
18:03Well, I don't mean to rush things, but we could finalize the conditions right now.
18:08Where can we talk?
18:10Right there, in the workshop. Nobody's going to bother us.
18:13Well, let's go.
18:14Happens.
18:19Ma'am, here's the coffee.
18:23Judging by the look of joy on your faces and the look of disgust on my wife's face,
18:27I'm going to start packing my suitcase for my hometown.
18:32I brought the checkbook because I suspected you would understand that my offer was good.
18:39It's not bad, but I feel this thing here, in my stomach, thinking that I'm going to
18:45Leave this.
18:45Okay, let's get down to specifics. The apartment I can sell you is worth 14 million.
18:51I'll leave it at 13 for you to see.
18:54He has a mortgage of 5.
18:56So, what do you think? I'll give you a million upfront and we'll meet at the notary tomorrow. Is that okay?
19:02I don't know. It just came up suddenly.
19:06Come on, cheer up. How much did the installation of this cost you?
19:09Yes, indeed. Everything I had and several bank loans in the form of 30, 60 and 1500 day bills of exchange.
19:18But after paying for everything, would he still have a million left over to take a little trip or treat himself?
19:25Well, yes, I do have one whim. I'd like to own a horse.
19:31Yes, don't be surprised. I like animals.
19:36I'm not surprised, I have a riding stable. He's selling a cheap horse. Its name is Chuleta.
19:41Chop?
19:42Yes, Chuleta, because he has a really cool walk. What? Should I hand them the check now?
19:47Well.
19:49Then do it.
19:50Let's go.
19:52Good morning, grandpa.
19:54But, daughter, but, grandfather, but, what are you doing here?
19:57Carlos will explain it to you now.
20:00Help me, father, my arm is going to break.
20:02Yes, yes, yes, of course, but where are you going with so much junk on your back?
20:06I'll explain it to you now.
20:07Cuchi, but I have more things in the taxi.
20:10Oh, you're going on a trip? Aren't you going on a mission to Africa?
20:13We, we took, came to live here.
20:16Here? All three of you?
20:17Clear.
20:18Should I make the check payable to him or do you want it payable to the bearer?
20:21Wait, wait a minute, something strange is going on here, isn't it?
20:24I'm going to put this directly in what used to be my room.
20:28Yes, yes, of course, whatever you want, yes.
20:31Virginia and I will install them there.
20:33The child will sleep with you.
20:35Am I going to...?
20:36Listen, I think it would be better if we went directly to the notary.
20:40And right there we'll sign whatever it is.
20:43I don't know, it's just that now, since the boys have come...
20:46Please wait a moment.
20:47Juan, what's going on?
20:49Well, I don't know, I have no idea, I don't know.
20:51Hello, daughter.
20:52Can I hold the child?
20:54Of course, but you'll get tired of being a grandson, won't you?
20:56Because?
20:56Because we came to live here.
20:58Carlos will explain it to you later.
21:00No, no, you don't need to explain anything.
21:02You come and live here, that's all.
21:03We'll have to buy a double bed.
21:06Please forgive us for not greeting you.
21:09But why did you leave the apartment?
21:11Don't ask, Consuelo.
21:12They are here, and that is enough.
21:14If you ask, they can leave, daughter.
21:16I've signed a new contract with the sponsors.
21:19And we've bought an apartment.
21:21Ah.
21:21But it's under construction and we won't get it for another year.
21:24So we thought we'd save some more money if we came to live here with you.
21:30It bothers us, doesn't it?
21:32Not to bother him.
21:34I don't care.
21:35And you?
21:36You and I both love it.
21:37And I hope they give you the apartment in ten years.
21:40I will go to the construction site to sabotage it so that it never finishes.
21:43Don Juan, if you wish, we can make an agreement for you to hand over the premises to me within twelve months.
21:48Are you thinking of transferring it, father?
21:51You can't.
21:52Because?
21:53My new sponsors want to reach an agreement with you to take care of the maintenance of the equipment.
21:59competition.
22:00They're talking about a five-year contract.
22:02Well, the workshop without rufos...
22:05Ah, but he hasn't come.
22:07We are here with him and Clara.
22:09Yeah?
22:10Look.
22:15Clara.
22:16We arrived on time.
22:17Mother.
22:20Hey, this kid is getting bigger and bigger.
22:22He takes after his grandfather, this is not it.
22:25Hey, how are you? It's good to see you.
22:27I would have been happier if you had come tomorrow.
22:31Dad, Carlos has already told us that there's going to be a lot of activity here.
22:34And we thought that since Rufo is going to have so much work, I could join the workshop as a receptionist.
22:39What do you think?
22:40What do I think?
22:41Come on, I'm not going to start dancing the jota because I don't know how.
22:45But I think it's fantastic.
22:46As long as I'm the chief engineer...
22:49Man, you'll always be the boss.
22:51Although Clara and I have a stake in the business.
22:54We could make three equal parts.
22:56Carlos Virginia, Rufo Clara and you and I.
22:59Well, we'll talk about money later, there's no time right now.
23:02I don't know, Rácaro, Dad.
23:03Equal parts are fine.
23:05Well, there...
23:06And we also thought that since our house is so far away, we could come here to eat every day.
23:12This way the workshop doesn't lose momentum.
23:13Well, we're going inside to take all these things.
23:17Let me take you, Mom.
23:17Cuchi, cuchi!
23:18Leave the air, my little Martian.
23:20Look, she has perfectly shaped eyebrows and a Martian air about her.
23:22I think he's going to be a tenor.
23:23Yes, yes, yes, yes.
23:25How handsome, yes, yes.
23:28I'm sorry.
23:32Take it, take it, take it.
23:52Well, what can I tell you?
23:54If I tell you I'm sorry, I'm lying through my teeth.
23:56We understand and congratulate you.
23:59Sure, but we're so envious of you.
24:01Yes, very well, nothing.
24:01Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
24:04And let me give you a kiss because you've brought us luck.
24:08But you will understand that nothing has been said.
24:11But you're making your life more complicated again.
24:13Yes, but since it's not a burden you can bear, the only thing I regret is not being able to keep the pork chops.
24:19Anyway, I'll come back here in a year.
24:21Okay, okay.
24:22Be persistent.
24:23Goodbye, thank you.
24:25Who is she?
24:26I'll tell you later.
24:28Rufo, come here.
24:30Look, take a look at this car, it just won't start properly.
24:34Come on, I think it's the distributor cable.
24:37Yes, sir, that's exactly it.
24:39Ah, but are you sure?
24:40I got it right on the first try.
24:42No problem, I'll fix that in a minute, okay?
24:43I'll give you a hand on the condition that I don't get grease on me.
24:47But what's going on here?
24:49What neighborhood is this?
24:50No, you'll find out soon enough.
24:51And get ready to cook for seven people and a child from now on.
24:55And where do I put that suitcase?
24:57I have nothing left to do in my town.
24:59No, you can't.
25:00Now you're going to have so much work here that I'm going to have to give you a raise.
25:04Hey?
25:0525%, right?
25:06Okay, let's give it a 10.
25:08He has gone over 15% of the rate.
25:10Go help the lady, there's a lot of work to do.
25:12So, not everyone here again, no, I have to set my own conditions.
25:15I'm not going to kill myself.
25:17I require a maid twice a week.
25:20Yes, woman.
25:21And I will pay for it.
25:23That way you can make me rice pudding every day, but with lots and lots of sugar.
25:27I'm going to make you a casserole with 10 kilos today.
25:30This damn house is getting better again.
25:36Okay, let's see if that was it.
25:46I knew it was the distributor cable.
25:50I already know a lot about this.
25:52Imagine trying to take away my mechanic's workshop.
25:56Come on!
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