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00:01Oh, that's it, Dad.
00:20Phantom 309 to Big Bear. Come in, buddy.
00:23I've been buried alive in garbage here, buddy.
00:25You gotta get down here before I suck the cake.
00:28Come in, Big Bear.
00:29Rick and Ray came blaring over the CB,
00:31screaming that he was being buried alive in garbage.
00:36I can't breathe, Rick.
00:39I mean, we got down here as fast as we could,
00:41and I think we got him right in the neck of time.
00:43He was running out of air in there.
00:46You okay, Dad?
00:49What kind of idiots would throw all this shit on you?
00:52I'd rather you didn't know there's someone living in there, Rickie.
00:55It's my home, Bubbles.
00:56He says he likes it here. I can see right through that.
00:58He doesn't fucking like it here. He lives at the fucking dump.
01:01Bees and wasps and rats and hornets and shit flying around.
01:05Fuck! Dumpies!
01:07I fucking had it with bees, I'll tell you that much.
01:09Get them off, Rickie!
01:10They're always around Rickie because he's soaked in liquor
01:13and the sugar on them and the garbage juice.
01:15They're just attracted to them,
01:17and I end up getting fucking stung all the time.
01:20Fuck, I hate bees.
01:21Since I was being born, my dad's always been there for me,
01:24looking out for me and taking care of me,
01:26especially after Mom left him.
01:28Now it's my turn. I gotta look after him.
01:29I gotta get him out of this fucking dump before he dies.
01:31I gotta get him out of this.
02:29I gotta get him out of this.
02:30I gotta get him out of this.
02:31I gotta get him out of this.
02:31But today, finally, I got a chance to tell the truth
02:35after all these years.
02:38Thing is, they might not believe me.
02:42That's why I'm counting on Randy.
02:44Randy, we need to talk, bud.
02:46We've got nothing to talk about, Mr. Leahy.
02:48Randy, listen.
02:48Look, I'm sober, Randy.
02:50I've been sober for 28 days.
02:52Not a drop, swear to God.
02:53I know that sounds crazy, but listen, Randy.
02:56I've been collecting evidence.
02:58Videotape evidence.
02:5945 hours on tape.
03:02Corey, Trevor, Ricky, and Julian breaking the law.
03:05They're back at my place.
03:06You can have them, Randy.
03:07You can make the bust if you do me one little favor.
03:10I need you to testify to my character at a hearing today.
03:14Will you do that for me, Randy?
03:16For an old friend?
03:18I don't think so, Mr. Leahy.
03:28I am truly disgusted at what a little bit of power
03:32has done to corrupt my Randy.
03:35I can only think of one other person in the park
03:38that has any sort of conscience.
03:40Bubbles, they very well could reinstate me.
03:44Who knows?
03:45Maybe I'll be patrolling Sunnyvale again.
03:47Oh, yeah, so then you can just fuck with us whenever you want?
03:50I don't think so, Mr. Leahy.
03:51Bubbles, if I'm reinstated, you're going to see a new Jim Leahy.
03:55A new era of peace in Sunnyvale.
03:57I promise.
03:58I won't fuck over the boys anymore.
04:00Promise.
04:02You prepared to put that in writing?
04:04An illegal document?
04:07Yeah.
04:09All right, so these are the conditions.
04:11You agree to deal with Randy and calm him down.
04:13He thinks he's so fucking big these days.
04:16Ray's coming back to the park.
04:17He's going to be the assistant trailer park supervisor.
04:20And you agree not to fuck with the boys
04:21and let them grow dope and sell to the guys in jail.
04:24All right, Bubbles.
04:25No, no, no.
04:26I want somebody to witness it.
04:28You're not tricking me.
04:29All right, let's go.
04:31Let's do it.
04:32This is what we've been working on right here.
04:34I was in charge of lights, the tube, and the bed.
04:36I'm a lot taller,
04:36so I was in charge of putting the reflective surfacing
04:38up there on the ceiling
04:39and all the walls and the floor.
04:41This is going to be a huge surprise for Ricky,
04:43and I can't see how he's not going to absolutely love this.
04:45This is the best work we've ever done.
04:48Great job, boys.
04:50Ricky's going to be impressed with you guys.
04:52I got a hand at the core and Trevor.
04:53That might be stupid,
04:54but they did a great job in here,
04:56and I'm proud of them.
04:56That's what I want you to do.
04:58Get a hold of this guy,
04:59fill the trailer up with weed plants.
05:00Can you do it?
05:01Yeah, man, that's easy.
05:02You can do this.
05:03I guess I know this guy.
05:03I know you can do it.
05:05I'll get back to work.
05:06Love you, Julian.
05:09Trevor, I know you do, okay?
05:10It's a known thing.
05:11You don't have to be saying it all the time.
05:13It's not cool.
05:13Got it?
05:15Do you love us, though?
05:17Corey and the Trevster?
05:19Yes, I do.
05:19Now get back to work.
05:25Okay, so look,
05:26I need you to sign here, here, here,
05:28initial here, and sign her down there.
05:32Mr. Leahy honestly wasn't drinking that night.
05:35I mean, we threw liquor on him,
05:36and liquor got spilled on him a little later on.
05:40Thank you, Barb.
05:41Lights, please.
05:44Chief, Mr. Leahy could have chased us that night,
05:47you know, but he knew we were just kids
05:49out having fun on Halloween,
05:51and he didn't want us to get in any trouble.
05:54That's just the type of person Mr. Leahy is.
05:56He's a good man.
05:59Okay, I see.
06:01Right.
06:04Officer Green,
06:04you were the arresting officer
06:06the night of the incident.
06:07Yes, sir, I was.
06:08And it says here in your report
06:09that you came onto the scene
06:11and you found that Mr. Leahy's squad car
06:14was partially inserted into a trailer,
06:17and that Mr. Leahy was in control of the vehicle,
06:19and that he was soaked in alcohol.
06:21That's correct, Chief,
06:22and based on what I saw, I made the arrest.
06:23And based on what you saw.
06:24Okay, based on what you saw,
06:25but you did not administer a breathalyzer.
06:29Well, based on the situation at hand,
06:31I didn't see the need.
06:32He pissed himself.
06:33He was soaked in alcohol.
06:35I told you, and you could see it on the tape.
06:37Liquor was inadvertently spilled in my groin area.
06:39He was a partner.
06:41You couldn't give him the benefit of the doubt?
06:43He was my partner,
06:44but he pissed himself.
06:46Yeah, from what I've just seen,
06:48it doesn't look like you were doing your job very well,
06:50Officer Green.
06:51It does not look like you were doing your job very...
06:53You pissed yourself!
06:56Mr. Leahy, do you have anything to add?
07:00Well, I just want to say, Chief,
07:03that all I ever wanted was to be a good cop.
07:07Before I was busted by my partner,
07:09I was a good cop.
07:10You remember?
07:11You remember.
07:13Even though I lost my badge,
07:15I never stopped being a cop.
07:17Well, based on the evidence that I've seen
07:19and based on the very powerful testimony from Bubbles,
07:24I think that...
07:26I really believe that an injustice
07:28has been done to you, Mr. Leahy.
07:31And I feel that it's only right and fair
07:34to reinstate you as an officer of the law,
07:36effective immediately.
07:39That's fine, Chief.
07:41Jim Leahy thanks you.
07:44Officer Leahy thanks you.
07:58Yes!
08:03Ted, it's Randy.
08:05I got the evidence we needed.
08:08Ricky!
08:10What are you doing with the gun out, man?
08:12I'm going to see Randy.
08:13I'm going to get my dad back in the dump.
08:14Listen, don't worry about that right now.
08:16Okay.
08:18Hey, Bubbles.
08:19Boys, guess what?
08:21Jim Leahy signed a peace agreement.
08:23What?
08:24They had a peace agreement drawn up.
08:27Jim Leahy signed it, Burbley signed it.
08:28You guys can never go to jail again.
08:30I signed your names.
08:32What are you talking about, Bubbles?
08:34I drew up a peace agreement
08:36between us and Jim Leahy.
08:38You sure it's legal?
08:39It's legal, Ricky.
08:42Guess what else?
08:44They agreed to make Ray the assistant trailer park supervisor.
08:47My dad?
08:48Yeah, and he doesn't have to do fuck all.
08:50So he can come home?
08:51Yeah!
08:52Nice job, buddy.
08:56Hey, Ricky.
08:57Follow me, man.
08:58Wait till you see this.
08:59Come here.
09:01Check it out.
09:02It's all yours, man.
09:03What do you mean this is mine?
09:05This is your new home, buddy.
09:06But how?
09:07How did you guys do this?
09:09Well, I don't want to take all the credit here.
09:11Corey and Trevor helped with quite a bit,
09:12so you want to thank those guys, too, Rick.
09:15Bubs, thanks.
09:16Oh, my God.
09:17It's awesome, Bubs.
09:20I don't know what to say.
09:23Corey, Trevor,
09:24you guys are actually pretty cool.
09:27Oh, thanks a lot, Ricky.
09:28I'm blown away.
09:29Perfect ventilation,
09:30the way you set up the lights.
09:32It wasn't that much work.
09:33Trevor,
09:34I've done this a lot of times.
09:35It's a lot of work.
09:37Labor love, dude.
09:38Well,
09:39I need some guys to look after plants.
09:41Help me feed them if you guys are interested.
09:42Yeah, man, anytime, dude.
09:44Sarah's going to be all right with that?
09:45Oh, yeah.
09:47Well, there's no more thing left to do.
09:48I grew this in jail, guys.
09:50It's awesome.
09:51You got nothing to do for the next three hours?
09:53Don't back down
09:55Like you always do
10:01The time to speak out
10:16What's going on here, guys?
10:18We're fucking stoned, Randy.
10:19So take them to our friends and leave us alone.
10:21No, you're stoned and you're arrested, Ricky.
10:24For what?
10:24Getting stoned?
10:25For stealing.
10:26It's all caught on videotape.
10:27Guys, everyone's arrested.
10:28Except Bubbles, the guy with the glasses.
10:32You're caught stealing, Ricky, on videotape.
10:36Ricky!
10:38What the fuck is your catch on videotape, man?
10:40We didn't steal anything.
10:41We're stoned right now.
10:42He can't arrest us because he's getting thrown out of court.
10:43We can't understand our rights right now.
10:45Going to jail, Ricky.
10:46Going to jail.
10:47Get off.
10:48Get off, Ricky.
10:49You're going to jail.
10:50You think you're cool?
10:50Give me a minute, man.
10:51You're spraying stuff around.
10:52That was my dinner, Randy.
10:53Fucking dinner.
10:56Bubbles, don't let them in that fucking trailer.
10:58Oh, fuck off.
10:59You can't go in that trailer.
11:01You don't have a warrant for...
11:02Fuck.
11:03You have a fucking warrant for that?
11:04This is bullshit.
11:06What's going on here, Randy?
11:07We're making an arrest, Mr. Leahy, with the video footage you took.
11:11Why are you dressed as a cop?
11:12Because he is a policeman, Randy.
11:14Officer Leahy was reinstated barely an hour ago.
11:17At a hearing that you refused to attend, Randall.
11:20These are my tapes.
11:21They were stolen from my premises.
11:23Therefore, Ted, you know they're not admissible as evidence.
11:26Is that true, Randy?
11:27Break and enter?
11:28Yeah, I stole the tapes, Ted.
11:30But they're frigging criminals.
11:32Let them go.
11:33We've got nothing here this time.
11:35But, Ted, the trailer.
11:36Let's look in the trailer.
11:37I think we've seen enough.
11:39Welcome back, Jim.
11:41Thanks, Ted.
11:42And I'm disappointed in you, Randy.
11:50Just fucking with you, Randy.
11:57Let it go, Randall.
12:02Three burgers, Randy?
12:04Four, Barb.
12:05Four?
12:07You okay with this, Mr. Leahy?
12:09Randy, no problem.
12:11Got her beat, bud.
12:16So are you back together with Barb?
12:20Barb!
12:22Uh, Randy was asking about, uh...
12:25Oh!
12:25Uh, right.
12:26Well, why don't you, um, come out and help me with the grill, Randy?
12:38Randy, you've been through a lot, dear.
12:40Well, we all have.
12:41And, uh, you know, I think we've come to know the best and the worst of Jim with the drinking
12:45and all.
12:45And in a strange way, I think it's, it's formed up a kind of bond between you and I.
12:50And, well, anyway, I've, I've come to see you in a different light.
12:53And I have to say that I really like what I see.
12:57So what are you saying, Barb?
12:59You know, Jim and I have been spending quite a lot of time together recently.
13:01And we've both come to realize that we're, we're looking for something a little different in a relationship.
13:07Different?
13:07That's why, um, Jim wanted me to talk to you.
13:11We want you to move in with us, Randy.
13:15Jim says that you're an absent wonder around the house.
13:17So I think that there's real potential in this relationship for us to all be happy and satisfied.
13:32Sam?
13:33Sam, for God's sake, what are you doing?
13:35Calm down, Sam.
13:36Oh, I'm calm.
13:38It's because of this fucker.
13:40Sam.
13:40I lost my job at East Coast Paving.
13:42Sam.
13:43I got charged with DWI and I have $1,800 in fines.
13:47Hey, you owe me, you fucking greasy caveman.
13:50So, me and the burger boy are going to a bank machine to get my money so I don't go
13:54back to fucking jail.
13:56Okay, Barb?
13:57Sam, I've only got $160 in the bank.
14:00$160?
14:01I only make $4,600 a year.
14:04Oh, my burgers.
14:05What the hell is going on here?
14:07Put the weapon down, Sam.
14:08You're a cop?
14:09Yeah, and I'm about to make my first arrest.
14:12You have the right to remain silent.
14:14No, no, no.
14:14No, here's what's going to happen.
14:16He's got $160.
14:18That's a down payment.
14:19We're going to the bank machine to get that money.
14:21While we're gone, you get the rest.
14:23Understood?
14:25Open the door.
14:27Do what he says.
14:31I'll call you and I'll tell you where to meet me.
14:34Okay?
14:34$1,800 or Randy's dead.
14:40Drive.
14:41Careful, Sam.
14:43You have my money.
14:45Randy, for fuck's sakes.
14:49Turn it hard.
14:50Relax, relax.
14:51Okay, now turn it hard when you go forward.
14:54Okay.
15:00Jim.
15:01Bit of a relapse, Barb.
15:03Don't worry.
15:04I'll take care of it.
15:05How can you?
15:06You're drunk.
15:07A couple of drinks.
15:08Don't worry.
15:09I'll get Randy back first, Barb.
15:11I promise.
15:12Hold on to this for me, will you please?
15:20Ricky, you're not under arrest, but I need you to come with me right now.
15:23Get in the cab.
15:24I'm talking to Lee.
15:25Can't you see I'm trying to do my eating with my family?
15:27Ricky, I know we have an agreement, but I will bust you for cultivation of marijuana
15:32if you don't come with me right now.
15:34Plus, I will spray you with this pepper spray and your whole family.
15:37I need your help.
15:38Get in the cab.
15:39Meter's ticking, boy.
15:45Phil, stop the car, Phil.
15:47Turn the engine off.
15:47I can't hear him.
15:48Sam.
15:49Sam, where are you?
15:50At the moose.
15:51All right, buddy.
15:52I'm coming.
15:53I'll be there in 20 minutes.
15:56He's gone.
15:58We've got to get to the moose and save Randy.
16:01Lee, this is fucked.
16:02I know, Ricky.
16:03I know it's fucked.
16:04That's why you're the only one with the mind fucked up enough to figure this out and help
16:08me save Randy.
16:09That may be true, but you forget I don't give a fuck about you and Randy.
16:12Listen, it's your fault.
16:13You're the one that made the goddamn phone calls during the cheeseburger picnic that
16:16got to get Sam fired.
16:18It's your responsibility.
16:20All right.
16:21I think I can figure a way out of this, but you've got to let me do the talking.
16:23Randy's going to get shot because you're fucking wasted.
16:26How much money do you got?
16:28$214.
16:29That's it?
16:30Yeah.
16:31That's a lot of money, right?
16:33Phil, let's go.
16:34You know where the moose is?
16:35Let's go.
16:36Go, go, go, go, go.
16:56All right.
16:56There they are.
16:58I don't know what you do.
16:59I'm pretty fucking drunk.
17:02Liquor makes it easier, Ricky.
17:04Flow with it.
17:05Go with the liquor, bud.
17:11All right.
17:12You start walking down, distract them.
17:14I'm going to flank them around the beach.
17:15All right.
17:16What about Phil Collins?
17:19I'll take him with me for cover.
17:20Here I go.
17:22Fuck out of the car, Phil.
17:23We're going for a walk.
17:24Jesus.
17:25I can't do this.
17:26Fuck.
17:26This is crazy.
17:27I'm getting too old.
17:28Shut the fuck up.
17:29I'm shutting up.
17:29I'm shutting the fuck up.
17:30You're not shutting up.
17:30Shut the fuck up, Phil.
17:36You better have my fucking money, Leahy, or Randy's dead.
17:41Are you serious, Mr. Leahy?
17:44Cooler heads, let's just take it easy, boys.
17:47Just bring me my money.
17:48Let's go.
17:50Fuck.
17:51What the fuck?
17:52I told you to come alone.
18:02What the fuck is this?
18:05Come out of there.
18:07Who's down there?
18:08Put the fucking gun down, Sam.
18:09Ricky, what are you doing with Lane?
18:12Get out of here.
18:13Get out of here.
18:15I'm coming out, you fucker.
18:16Put the gun down before someone gets hurt.
18:19Where's my fucking money?
18:20Sam, you're fucking losing it, bud.
18:22Take off your sunglasses and look at the goddamn situation.
18:24I have a human house.
18:25Go ahead.
18:26You can't even fucking shoot me.
18:27See that?
18:28I don't even want to shoot you, Ricky.
18:29I just want my fucking money.
18:31All right.
18:31I'm coming out.
18:32Me too.
18:33Don't fucking move.
18:36We've got $214 for you.
18:37That's not even fucking close.
18:39Randy's dead.
18:40That's it.
18:40No, no, no, no.
18:41I'm coming out again.
18:43What?
18:44I'm the one that called you coming to get the park paved at the cheeseburger picnic,
18:47all right?
18:47I'm fucking sorry.
18:48You did that?
18:49Yes, and I feel really, really bad about it, Sam.
18:51That's the only reason I'm here right now dealing with this bullshit, okay?
18:53Well, Ricky, I just don't want to go to jail, man.
18:55Sam, we're going to give you $214.
18:57I'll give you a pound of weed myself.
18:58You can sell that and make two or three grand.
18:59You're laughing.
19:01$214, Sam.
19:02I have your word?
19:03You got my word.
19:04It's a good deal, Sam.
19:06Okay, well, give me the fucking cab driver, too.
19:08I don't want to get stuck out here.
19:09Don't get the fuck over here, you loudmouth, talking prick.
19:12Get over there.
19:13Take him.
19:13Come on, go start the fucking car.
19:15I'll be back for my dope, Ricky.
19:17You know where I live, Sam?
19:18Okay.
19:20Are you okay, boy?
19:21I'm okay, Mr. Lee.
19:24Thanks a lot, bud.
19:26Fun drinking with you.
19:27Actually, I had a really good time getting drunk with you.
19:30Give you a lift home, bud?
19:31Yeah.
19:32Sounds good.
19:33You know what, Jim?
19:34You want to quit the liquor?
19:35Start smoking dope.
19:37You'll buy it off me.
19:48One thing I'll say about Leahy, Randy, and Barrett,
19:50and I can't believe I am saying it,
19:51is that they're being totally cool.
19:53They're going along with the peace treaty,
19:54just like they said they would.
19:55Leahy's finally chilled out.
19:56He's off the liquor and hard on the dope,
19:58just like I told him.
19:59Those guys are buying so much goddamn dope off me,
20:01it's ridiculous.
20:01And I don't give a fuck.
20:02It's 12 bucks a gram to them,
20:03just like everybody else.
20:04I'm warning you guys,
20:06small joints.
20:07But they don't fucking listen to me.
20:08They roll these big fuck-clobbering joints,
20:10they try to cook for Barb,
20:11and they fuck up because they're so big.
20:12That's fantastic, Randy.
20:14Thanks, Barb.
20:16Ah!
20:16Horse cock!
20:17You know, I really think we can lick this together, Jim.
20:22There you go, Mr. Lake.
20:23Thanks, Randy.
20:29Randy.
20:34Randy, Randy, Randy.
20:36My dad's the assistant trailer park supervisor now.
20:38He just fucking loves it.
20:39I mean, he basically doesn't do a fucking thing,
20:40just drives around, has some drinks,
20:41and says hi to people.
20:43It's awesome.
20:44How's it going?
20:465,200 bucks a year.
20:48Come on, life's good.
20:51Way to the road, boys.
20:53The Scooby Dumcock brothers
20:54are still running their stupid fucking store.
20:56I see those guys once in a while,
20:57I need cigarettes for me or my dad.
20:59That's about it.
21:00Those guys have got to get their shit together,
21:01like Julian.
21:02I mean, he's really got his shit together these days.
21:05I mean, a lot of people just think Julian's this
21:08big, tough guy because of his big muscles and everything,
21:11but what they don't realize is
21:13he's got the biggest heart of anybody in this trailer park.
21:15I mean,
21:17who else would buy up all the trailers
21:19of the people that could evict it and renovate them
21:21and then give them right back to them
21:23at, you know, a reduced rate of what they were going to be
21:26getting charged for them?
21:27That takes a big heart, and that's what Julian has.
21:31Oh, what?
21:32And Bubbles Kitty, man, that's booming, isn't it, Bubz?
21:34Boomin!
21:35Thanks to Channel 10 interview, somehow it worked.
21:37It's a full almost every day.
21:40Life for me now is just so fucking great.
21:42I just grow lots of dope,
21:43spend time with Lucy and Trin cooking for them and stuff.
21:46Not a lot in the trailer yet,
21:47but things are going really, really well,
21:48and Lucy is being so fucking cool
21:50to get drunk three or four times a week with my friends
21:52and get stoned and play video games.
21:54I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:12I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:13I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:14I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:15I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:16I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:18I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:20I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:20I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:21I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:21I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:23I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:27I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:29I don't know how life can get any better than this.
22:32You