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00:10Supervisor election.
00:12What the fuck?
00:15Don't give me a rough time, Julian.
00:16I'm working here.
00:18I just want to talk to you.
00:19What about?
00:20What is up with this election for a new trailer park supervisor?
00:23I don't know. You tell me.
00:25What? You want to lose your job?
00:27What job? This isn't a job.
00:28I'm a slave to this park. Always have been.
00:31Kids throwing bottles. Cars on fire.
00:34I got no help anymore. Randy's gone.
00:37You ask me if I care.
00:38Come on.
00:39You ask me. Go ahead and ask me if I care.
00:41All right. All right. Do you care, Jim?
00:48Yeah. Yeah, go ahead and ask me.
00:52I just asked you.
00:55What?
00:58I just asked you.
01:00I just asked you if I could.
01:05I asked you.
01:16I just asked you if I could.
01:19You don't want to.
01:21I don't know.
01:23It's all about my stuff.
01:26Come on.
01:45What the fuck are you doing?
01:46And what's this sewing shit?
01:49You haven't heard yet?
01:50I live here now thanks to you and Julian
01:52and some fucking shitty camper.
01:55And I'm running for trailer park supervisor.
01:58How do you know this idiot?
02:00Long fucking story. Remember last year when I got shot?
02:02Ricky got shot a couple times and Sam was a veterinarian
02:05and Ricky didn't want to go to the cops so Sam...
02:08Trinity shot him in the ass.
02:09Yeah, Sam took some bullets out of his ass and...
02:12So they come to me and I tell them,
02:13hey, I'm a vet, not a doctor.
02:15Sam can fuck off. It's not my fault what happened.
02:18I went to jail and the doctor started examining me
02:19and basically they asked who sewed you up
02:21because you're such a butcher of a job
02:22and I told them it was Sam.
02:23I didn't know the vets weren't allowed to work on humans
02:25he was going to lose his practice.
02:27Eight years. Eight years I worked at that practice.
02:30I had it built up nicely.
02:31Now it's gone, paying fines and shit.
02:34Sam lost everything
02:35and he's really pissed off at Ricky and Julian.
02:38So now it feels like the next logical jump
02:40is to run a trailer park?
02:41You've got to be kidding.
02:42Judging by the look of this place,
02:44I'm going to get elected trailer park supervisor.
02:46And when I am,
02:47if you think Leahy made your life miserable,
02:49wait till you get a load of me.
02:51Knock, knock.
02:52Who's there?
02:53Fuck off.
02:59Go on, Jimmy.
03:01Leahy.
03:01Hello, everybody.
03:02Leahy, what the hell's going on here, man?
03:04This place looks like the trailer park of the apocalypse.
03:06They're open car fires for Christ's sake.
03:08Jimmy.
03:08Nice to see you, right?
03:09Oh, come on, Jimmy.
03:11Thanks a lot.
03:12Excuse me.
03:13Hello, Mrs. Moore.
03:14How are you doing?
03:14Hey, thank you.
03:15Thank you very much.
03:19I was unaware that I had an appointment
03:21with you fine people today.
03:23It turns out that I have another engagement.
03:26I plan to get drunk.
03:28Oh, Jim, not again!
03:31Randy quit and now Leahy started drinking really heavy
03:35because, to be honest with me, he really misses him.
03:40You know, I've been the best assistant trailer park supervisor
03:42in this park.
03:43I've been doing this for like 12 years.
03:45Yeah, but you, uh, hello, glue bag, put it in the,
03:47how many times?
03:48Anyway, 12 years is the assistant.
03:51Hello.
03:51You know, like, no talk about any kind of promotion,
03:53no talk about any kind of more money, nothing.
03:55Yeah, and to make a long story short,
03:57I asked Mr. Leahy for promotion
03:58to weekend trailer park supervisor,
04:00but he didn't think I was ready for it.
04:02What a dick.
04:02Lucy said I had to quit, so I did.
04:04Randy was a damn good assistant trailer park supervisor.
04:07Right-hand man.
04:08Hold the whole thing together.
04:10Look what happens without him.
04:11Now, I'm not saying that I can't handle it,
04:15but obviously things happen,
04:19and you see the results and the fruits of the happening.
04:23You passed me a 13 there, bubs?
04:27Thanks.
04:28Julian, guess what, man?
04:31Sarah found the perfect place for me to grow my dope.
04:33Hey, guys.
04:33You know the band in the Airstream up there?
04:36Looks like a fucking spaceship.
04:37The cream-colored old beat-off thing.
04:39Yeah, it's perfect.
04:40There's a catch, though.
04:41What?
04:41Leahy owns a fucking thing.
04:44Oh, fuck that, boys.
04:45Think Leahy's gonna do you two a favor?
04:49Bubbles, can you go grab my lease agreement
04:52on top of the fridge?
04:53Yep.
04:54Nice.
04:54Oh, and grab me a pen and some liquid paper.
04:57Yep.
04:58I'm gonna go talk to Leahy.
04:59Leahy's not gonna listen to you.
05:00Why would he?
05:01Ricky, Leahy's vulnerable right now, okay?
05:05Let's go talk to Leahy.
05:07Get in the other side, man.
05:09Oh, get in the front, Ricky.
05:11No, Bubbles, get in the back.
05:14Oh, he's getting in the fucking back.
05:16I'm doing all the talking in here, all right?
05:18What are you talking?
05:19It's only fucking Leahy.
05:19I can do some talking.
05:21Leahy's piss drunk anyway.
05:22Guys, guys, guys.
05:23We can't screw this up, all right?
05:24We need Leahy.
05:25Do you understand, Ricky?
05:28Leahy, open up.
05:29It's Julian.
05:31Open up, Leahy.
05:31Hey, let's move those barbecue tongs.
05:34Hey, hold that.
05:35Let's see a barbecue tongs.
05:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
05:43Hey, hey.
05:44Get in here.
05:51Hey.
05:52What the hell's going on?
05:53Didn't anybody knock anymore?
05:55We've got to talk, Jim.
05:56It's about the election.
05:57The vote is today.
05:59Oh, it's today.
06:01Ask me if I care.
06:02Oh, Jim.
06:03Guys, go in the kitchen for a minute, will you, please?
06:06Can I make a sandwich or something?
06:08Just go in the kitchen, Ricky, please.
06:10Take a little bit of that, if that's all right.
06:11Can you make me a meat sandwich?
06:13Sure.
06:13I'm making something unless someone stops me.
06:15I know what's wrong, Jim.
06:17You don't know what's wrong, Julian.
06:20Listen, there's only ever been one trailer park supervisor,
06:23and it's been you.
06:23You made this place, Jim.
06:25You and Randy.
06:26Yeah, I miss him.
06:29I can't do my job without him by my side.
06:34It's too late now.
06:35I'll let this park go to shit.
06:38Sam will probably win this election for sure.
06:41What would you say if I told you I can get you and Randy back together?
06:47You know, we just get along together,
06:49and we work well together,
06:51and we were together as a couple for a very short time.
06:56And together we make a team.
06:58And when the team gets fucked,
07:01the park goes to shit.
07:02And it's too late.
07:04If the election's today,
07:05I'm going to win against Sam.
07:08Listen.
07:09Leahy, do you got any fucking mayonnaise?
07:10Ricky!
07:11I'm trying to talk to Leahy out here, okay?
07:14Listen, I got a business proposal for you.
07:16I'm going to break up Lucy and Randy
07:18and help you win that election.
07:19All I want in return is that shitty old Airstream trailer.
07:22I've got a lease here.
07:22Six months.
07:23Just got a sign right there.
07:25Initial right there.
07:26That trailer?
07:27Yes.
07:28Just sign right there, Jim.
07:29And you'll break Randy and Lucy up?
07:31It's not going to be a problem.
07:32I want to see you win this election.
07:34You've got to trust me on this one, Jim, okay?
07:37Just stay off the booze.
07:38What do you say?
07:40You can do it.
07:50I can't wait to get this dope operation up and running, boys.
07:52I'm telling you,
07:52compared to what I had before,
07:53this is going to be way, way, way awesomer.
07:56I'm Barbara Leahy,
07:57and I'm actually the trailer park owner.
07:59Jim Leahy is my ex-husband, sad to say,
08:04but he's been looking after this trailer park for some time
08:06and has been doing a reasonable job up until now, I think.
08:10Here you go, boys.
08:12Home fucking made hot dogs.
08:14And there's plenty more of those where they came from.
08:16Just get those signs up for me, like we promised.
08:18Nobody wants to hang out with me.
08:19Oh, I got company.
08:20Get out of here, okay?
08:21Get those signs up.
08:22Tell her to come right in, okay?
08:27Hi, come on in.
08:28Hi.
08:28What's your head?
08:31Sam Losko, I'm Barbara Leahy, the park owner.
08:35It's a pleasure to meet you.
08:35Please sit down.
08:37Mrs. Leahy, I asked you to come here
08:39because I wanted an opportunity to meet you,
08:41and I wanted you to know what Sam Losko was all about.
08:45Right.
08:45Good.
08:45Mrs. Leahy, I love this trailer park,
08:47and I want to make it the best trailer park
08:50in the entire world.
08:51Oh, good.
08:52Well, I'm glad you're taking it seriously.
08:54Absolutely.
08:55I was very impressed.
08:57I thought he really had a certain amount of integrity,
09:01and I think, you know,
09:03that that's what this trailer park needs.
09:05Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Leahy,
09:06and I look forward to working for you.
09:07Why don't you call me Barbara?
09:18What are you guys doing?
09:19We're helping Sam.
09:20Yeah, man, we're going to get a chance to screw Lady over.
09:26You guys aren't doing well in the thinking department, are you?
09:29Sam's a caveman, and he's a dick.
09:30That makes you guys dicks because you're promoting them.
09:32He's going to give us homemade hot dogs
09:34when we're finished putting the signs up.
09:35I'm going to give you some homemade fuck-offs right now.
09:37Get rid of these stupid signs, you dummies.
09:39Damn, dude, he kind of seemed okay.
09:41Trust me, Sam's not a good guy.
09:43I've got a history with him, okay?
09:44You guys stay away from him.
09:45Can we still eat the hot dogs?
09:47You guys are so stupid, you know that?
09:50Sorry, dude.
09:50Let's go, smokes.
09:54Let's go, smokes.
09:55You don't even smoke, Bubbles.
09:56Give me a smoke, hairdo.
09:58I'm fucking starting to run out.
09:59All right, listen up, everyone.
10:01We've got four hours to get this man re-elected.
10:03I need some ideas.
10:04I need them quick.
10:05Oh, we could do more signs and shit, dude.
10:06We'll be doing that all day.
10:08Yeah, man, we could do that.
10:09That'd be easy.
10:09I'll just get my sledgehammer.
10:10Why don't you shut the fuck up and let someone with the brain talk?
10:13Smokes, let's go.
10:14Corey, Trevor, I want you to take Mr. Leahy back up to his place
10:16and get him cleaned up.
10:17Make sure he looks good, all right?
10:19You hear me, Trevor?
10:19Yeah, I heard you.
10:20What did I say?
10:21Make sure that Mr. Leahy looks good.
10:23All right, get out of here.
10:24All right, dude.
10:25Later.
10:25Yo, I got an idea, man.
10:27People just need to hear that bald-head motherfucker
10:29speak about the park, and he's sure to win.
10:31Everybody knows how much he loves the park, man.
10:32Yeah, no, Tyrone's right.
10:37Well, if Leahy's going to do his speech, then Sam should do one, too.
10:41Democratic.
10:42We need to get some media up in this shit.
10:44Throw them two motherfuckers up in the hotbox,
10:45the motherfuckers in the park, understand who's fronting,
10:47you know what I'm saying?
10:48What the fuck did you say?
10:50Gotta get some videotape on that Louis Del Grande-looking motherfucker
10:53and throw that bitch up in the Channel 7 News, you understand?
10:55I'm not going to do TV coverage on us in four hours, man.
10:58You're only on Channel 10, Will.
10:59The local channel, that's their job, local stuff.
11:01What the fuck, man?
11:02I know a bunch of guys who work at Channel 10.
11:04He's the boy dope off me.
11:05You think they'll do it?
11:06These guys would do anything for weed, I'm telling you.
11:08Get on the phone with these Channel 10 guys,
11:10see if they'll do it for one ounce of BC Hydro.
11:18Must be in a rock band or something, all right?
11:22You know what I'm saying?
11:22You know what I'm saying?
11:24Damn, dude, don't you have any clean clothes, man?
11:26This is nuts.
11:26No, I actually don't.
11:28But I really appreciate this.
11:30Okay, you got to go over the clotheslines out back or something,
11:32steal something off the line and get something professional
11:34and make him look good, because he doesn't look good.
11:36And while you're there, just run down to the LC
11:38and get me a little drink.
11:40Just a drink.
11:40Just one little drink for courage.
11:42I'm going to get the clothes off the clothesline.
11:44Good fella, I'll clean him up.
11:45LC!
11:46No, come on, you got a little bit on this, man.
11:47You got to snap to it, Shane.
11:48You got to talk to people.
11:49This is perfect.
11:50Okay, that's going to go, too.
11:52That's ridiculous.
11:52Don't breathe on it.
12:00Hey, Randy.
12:01What's up, man?
12:03Got to talk to you about something.
12:04Lucy here?
12:05Oh, she went to town to get her hair dyed.
12:07Right on, come on in.
12:09All right, listen up, Randy.
12:11I know this is going to hurt you,
12:12but I got to be straight up with you
12:12because we've known each other a long time
12:14and we're kind of like, you know,
12:17we've known each other a long time.
12:19All right?
12:20Lucy's only with you to make Ricky jealous.
12:23No, that's not true.
12:24She said she loves me.
12:25Listen.
12:26I was talking to Leahy today.
12:29He's a mess.
12:30This park's a mess.
12:31He told me he can't do his job without you.
12:33He needs you right now.
12:34He said that?
12:35Yes, he did.
12:37Why don't you go down to this selection today,
12:38make an appearance, show him some support.
12:41I can't.
12:42I got to do the dishes and the...
12:44Randy, no, you've got to be there in person, okay?
12:47Leahy's a mess.
12:48Oh, but, Julian, I've got to do the kitty litter.
12:50Randy, Randy, Randy.
12:51Leahy needs you, okay?
12:53Green-shirted white boy rolling around.
12:56He rolling around the city.
12:57He rolling around the town.
12:58He rolling on a bike with a banana seat.
13:00He dissing all the motherfuckers' hoes and meat.
13:03He rolling on a bike.
13:04He going to the store.
13:06Yeah!
13:08What's going on, Julian?
13:10What's going on?
13:10Listen, boys, this is the deal.
13:12I need some shrooms.
13:13What can you guys do for me?
13:15We'll get you some shrooms.
13:16We'll get you some shrooms, yeah.
13:17You know what I'm saying?
13:18Wait, let me ask you something.
13:19How long you been on the J-Rock and the rock pile?
13:21You know what I'm saying?
13:22J-Rock can get a motherfuckin' anything
13:23a motherfuckin' gonna ask for.
13:24Ain't that right to you?
13:25Anything.
13:26You know what I'm saying?
13:27All right, I need them within an hour.
13:29You guys do it?
13:30All right, dawg.
13:30This is important, boys, all right?
13:33All right.
13:34Come back in five minutes.
13:35Need an hour.
13:35What are we gonna do with the other 55 minutes?
13:37You know what I'm saying?
13:37That's how fuckin' hard the rock pile is.
13:39Hard as fuck.
13:40Yes!
13:43Hey, where's Leahy at?
13:46Corey!
13:49Check out Mr. Leahy.
13:52Did you idiots let him drink?
13:54To Sunnyvale, Taylor Park.
13:55I just picked up a bottle and I went to close off the closing phone for the election.
13:59Jim, Jim, Jim, come on.
14:00I just need a couple.
14:02Jim, you've had enough, all right?
14:04This is important.
14:04Come on.
14:05I need you for my nerves, Julian.
14:06It's all right.
14:06Guys, get him in there and get some coffee in him.
14:09Ten more years, Julian.
14:10Ten more years.
14:12All right.
14:12He looks good, okay?
14:13Just sober him up.
14:16Jerry, Teddy.
14:19Talk to this guy here.
14:24What are your thoughts on the incumbent in this election?
14:27On the what?
14:29The incumbent.
14:31What are you doing using your big school words?
14:32Just use normal people words and I'll understand what you're talking about.
14:35What are your thoughts on the election here at Sunnyvale?
14:37Well, you know, Jim Leahy can be a real pain in the ass.
14:40Everybody knows that about fucking Leahy.
14:41But, you know, he took care of this park for years.
14:44He loved this park.
14:45But it's gone to rat shit now.
14:46You can see that for yourself.
14:47So we've got to get rid of it.
14:48We need to change.
14:49What's up, man?
14:50Hey.
14:51Thanks, bro.
14:52Come on, too much.
14:52Shh.
14:53Come on, too much.
14:56Come on, too much.
14:58Come on, too much.
14:58Come on, too much.
14:59Come on, too much.
14:59Come on, too much.
15:01Come on, too much.
15:05I only had two drinks, officer.
15:07Let's go.
15:07Bratelizer.
15:08Come on.
15:09Bottle keys!
15:14There you go.
15:15There you go.
15:16Where are you going now, huh?
15:17No word to run now, guys.
15:22Now tell me, people.
15:24Do you really want a drunken idiot for trailer park supervisor?
15:27Or a man who produces results?
15:32Now, how long have you been trying to catch those bottle smashing kids?
15:35Too long.
15:37I'm not even elected yet and already producing results for you.
15:40Sam Roscoe, your next trailer park supervisor.
15:45Good man.
15:47Sam.
15:48Sam.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Sam.
15:49Sam.
15:50Sam.
15:51Sam.
15:52Sam.
15:53Sam.
15:53We're fucked now, boys.
15:55Sam.
15:55Sam.
15:57Come on, guys.
15:58Just let him stay and make his speech and then take him away.
16:01It's not like he killed someone.
16:01He just had a couple drinks.
16:02Big deal.
16:03Yeah, well, he could have killed someone.
16:04You know what we think about drinking and driving around here.
16:07Well, actually, the way I see it, guys, there's a pretty good chance you and the city
16:09could be sued over this if you take him away right now and ruin the election.
16:12Look at the minds that's been around here.
16:14But I guess you guys got insurance for shit like that, lawsuits and everything, right,
16:17guys?
16:18Come on.
16:18Just a few minutes.
16:19That's all we're asking.
16:20Then you can take him away.
16:22It's probably easier going to court, but it's up to you, I guess.
16:26He gets to make his speech.
16:29Take him.
16:29Bring him back when he's done.
16:31He's coming with us.
16:32Jake?
16:33That's all we're asking, guys.
16:34Thanks, guys.
16:36You wouldn't have an extra cigarette.
16:37No, I wouldn't have a cigarette.
16:42All right, boys.
16:43Here's our chance, all right?
16:44You know what to do.
16:46Hurry up.
16:52Concentrate on your speech.
16:53This is important, all right?
16:54Did you see Randy or him?
16:55Yeah, I was talking to him earlier.
16:57He's not coming, is he?
16:58Everything's going to be okay.
16:59He's going to show up, all right?
17:01Keep it together, Jim.
17:10Sorry, man.
17:11It was an accident.
17:12Look, there's no sense of you pushing me.
17:14He never made you to push me.
17:15It was my fault.
17:15It was my fault.
17:16Look, I believe you want me to win.
17:17Fuck you, Dick.
17:20Don't touch either of you, fuckers.
17:27Thank you all for coming out today.
17:30Right now, each of the candidates will address you, the residents of Sunnyvale.
17:35And right now, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the first speaker and the challenger,
17:41Mr. Sam Losko.
17:47And hello again, everyone.
17:49Good afternoon, everyone.
17:50I'm happy to be here, and I plan on making big changes in this trailer park.
17:54Now, my number one priority is to clean up the criminal activity in this park and those
17:58responsible for it.
17:59And you know who I'm talking about?
18:01Why don't you go fuck yourself, you fucking dick?
18:03I'm just getting started, boy.
18:05You just wait.
18:06Yeah, we'll see you about that, you dick.
18:07Now, I plan on working hand-in-hand with the people in this park and the police departure.
18:22This is fucked up.
18:31I'll look at Ricky's ass after you...
18:34No.
18:35You get that lawnmower...
18:37You're on fucking drugs.
18:41Sam's undrugged, everybody.
18:42Nobody can understand what you're saying.
18:46No.
18:47Hey, Sam, knock, knock.
18:49Who's there?
18:50Get the fuck off the stage, you idiot.
18:53I gotta go.
18:54That was a great fucking speech, Sam.
18:56Woo!
19:01Test.
19:03Test.
19:05Test.
19:07Get off the stage, you drunk bastard!
19:14Test.
19:23Who in this park, or even who in the whole world, doesn't have problems?
19:31Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while, and maybe even winds up passed out
19:36in their own driveway pissing themselves?
19:39Huh?
19:40I mean, serious.
19:42Well, who doesn't have a little puff from time to time?
19:46Well, who doesn't have problems with the people they love?
19:51Randy.
19:53Everybody.
19:55And I apologize for my neglect of the things that are most important to me.
20:03I'm sorry.
20:07I'm sorry.
20:09Because this park...
20:13It's the most important thing in my life, and it always will be, and so are all of you.
20:18Because this is our home.
20:19This is our community.
20:23I am Jim Leahy.
20:24And I am your Trailer Park Supervisor.
20:31Thanks.
20:33For coming.
20:35Randy.
20:37Everybody.
20:44Just give me one more second.
20:46Randy.
20:48Great speech, Mr. Laney.
20:50Thanks, Randy.
20:52Listen, uh...
20:55I missed you.
20:57But I've been thinking that, uh...
20:59If you'll come back and work with me...
21:02I'll promote you to Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor.
21:05Weekend Park Supervisor?
21:07Yeah.
21:09What about you and Lucy?
21:10As of this second, Mr. Leahy, Lucy and I are through.
21:16Look, I gotta go and deal with this...
21:18drinking and driving bullshit.
21:20Until I get back, I want you to supervise this park.
21:23I supervise the park.
21:26You can do it, Randy.
21:29Okay, Mr. Leahy.
21:30Come on, Jim.
21:30Let's go.
21:31Okay.
21:32I'm Steve Rogers, Channel 10 News.
21:34Here are the results of the Sunnyvale Trailer Park election.
21:37The winner of the election for Trailer Park Supervisor is...
21:41Jim Leahy.
21:41Woo!
21:42Right on.
21:44Good job, you guys.
21:46We're getting...
21:47We're getting...
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