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00:27Daddy, wake up!
00:29Wake up, Daddy, wake up! Wake up!
00:32Oh, hey. What's going on, sweetie?
00:35It's time to put my patch on. Hurry up, Daddy.
00:38Trinity has got to quit smoking.
00:39Like, I can't have her smoking anymore. It's ridiculous.
00:41She was on cigarettes last year,
00:44and they put her on the little patch she used to wear,
00:47and I thought she was off the cigarettes.
00:49Now, apparently, she's back on the cigarettes,
00:51and she's on the part, too.
00:53She had the idea that maybe me and her could quit together,
00:55and it's kind of like a good father-daughter thing,
00:56so we're going to quit together, and we're going to go on the patch.
00:58I've only got one patch left, okay, so I'll have to give you half.
01:00You took the last patch?
01:03Well, I just needed it last night, and...
01:05Here. I'll give you half of it.
01:13I want a cigarette.
01:15I know. I want one, too, but we can't.
01:17We promised we're going to quit smoking together, remember?
01:20We can do this, can't we?
01:22We can do it.
01:23That's right. Come on, let's go to the store,
01:24and we'll get some more patches, okay?
01:26Do you want to start the car out?
01:27Yeah!
01:37It's the gas injectors, Daddy!
01:40No, it's probably out of gas, honey.
01:44I have to steal gas because I'm broke,
01:46and gas is a fortune now with all the government bullshit taxes and stuff,
01:49and it pisses me off because Providence is, like, Texas and Calgary.
01:53It's not so bad, and it should be the same everywhere,
01:54but our government's friggin' screwed up that way.
01:56It drives me nuts.
01:59Ricky!
02:00What are you doing?
02:01Do you want to go back to jail?
02:02I want a little bit of gas and stepped under a thousand.
02:04Can't go back to jail for that.
02:06Is that true, Julian?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah.
02:10You can't go back to jail for stealing gas.
02:13Brookings.
02:14Supreme?
02:15I can't believe Lady Burned Supreme.
02:59Jail is fun, and the food and stuff is really good there,
03:03but, you know, I guess it's more fun outside of jail
03:06when you can still do crazy things and get better dope
03:09and get drunk all the time and stuff like that, so.
03:12It's not that we don't like jail,
03:14but we just don't really want to go back to jail anytime soon,
03:16so we decided, talking to people in jail,
03:19that the best thing we can do is still break the law
03:21but do it on a lower-type scale kind of thing.
03:27There you go, boys.
03:29There you go.
03:31There you go.
03:32There you go.
03:34There you go.
03:42You guys are probably wondering why we called this meeting.
03:44Basically, I just want you to shut the fuck up
03:45and listen to Julian, all right?
03:46This is important.
03:47All right, guys.
03:48I'm never, ever going back to jail again, okay?
03:50And I've got a plan to make money here.
03:51I think it's perfect.
03:53We're going to do low-risk crimes
03:54and open up some small, semi-legit businesses.
03:57You've got to do two things.
03:58Instead of breaking the law big time for a big payday,
04:01you've got to break the law a lot but little, tiny crimes.
04:04And then you still make as much money
04:05and the cops won't mess with you.
04:06And you need to set goals is the second thing
04:08where you want everybody to want to do something.
04:11So what we're thinking, or what Julian's thinking,
04:13I don't mean to take credit for it,
04:14is that he wants us to go on a cruise at the end of the year,
04:17break the law, work towards that,
04:19and that way you don't get people ratting you out
04:21and you've got something to look forward to.
04:22And when you're breaking the law,
04:23you know it's for something.
04:25If you guys work for me, you'll get employee benefits.
04:28You'll get paid like any other job,
04:29except there's going to be a higher vacation pay deduction.
04:32Basically, he's going to take off 60% of everything we make,
04:34it goes into this little fun.
04:35At the end of the year,
04:36we get one of those big fucking boats,
04:37and we go and party.
04:37It's going to be wicked.
04:39You mean one of those big cocksuckers out in the ocean?
04:41Yeah.
04:42Awesome food, there's booze, there's ladies,
04:45I'm talking dope.
04:46Ladies? Video games?
04:47All-inclusive.
04:48We've got video games, yeah, everything.
04:49Boys, I hope you're not teasing me right now.
04:52That would be cruel,
04:53because I wanted to go on a trip
04:55since I don't know when,
04:56I could never afford it.
04:58Guys, if we all work together on this,
05:00we can make this happen.
05:02What's the first thing we need to do, Julian?
05:04Sign me up.
05:06We're going to open up a little gas station
05:07here in the trailer park.
05:09Let's do it.
05:10I'd do anything to go on a cruise, Julian.
05:12There is no way this can get fucked up, guys.
05:16It's going to be just like a real gas station
05:18we're running at Ricky's.
05:21Julian takes me the gas distribution manager,
05:23which is the most important job there is.
05:26I can't let the boys down.
05:27I've got to work my ass off
05:28so that we can do the, uh,
05:30go on the cruise.
05:32I've never been on a fucking cruise before.
05:42You gassed this up yesterday?
05:44Yeah, I put 50 bucks in her.
05:45The gas gauge reads empty.
05:53Siphoning.
05:57What kind of idiots would steal gas
05:59from a trailer park supervisor
06:00and think they could get away with it, Randy?
06:03Unleaded, blue container.
06:05Supreme, red container.
06:07Diesel in the green.
06:08Okay, are we clear here, guys?
06:09Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme?
06:11What are you, stupid?
06:12You fucking taste it.
06:14Unleaded tastes a little tangy.
06:16Supreme is kind of sour,
06:17and diesel tastes pretty good.
06:19Will you please stop?
06:20For God's sake, stop it, man.
06:21Can you do something about your daughter?
06:22Stop it.
06:23Stop it.
06:23Let her hit you, Corey.
06:24Stand down and listen to me.
06:25No, not letting her hit me. Stop it.
06:25Hey, not letting me.
06:26Hey, stop it, Corey.
06:28Are you going to fight my daughter
06:29who's nine years old?
06:30Because you're probably going to get hurt, okay?
06:32Stand down and listen to me.
06:34Boys, don't fuck this up.
06:35I am your boss.
06:36You listen to me,
06:37and you do what I say when I say it.
06:38And if you don't,
06:39I'll report both of you to Julian,
06:40and you won't be going on this fucking cruise, okay?
06:42Come on, that's ridiculous, dude.
06:43Corey, shut the fuck up,
06:44and leave my daughter alone,
06:45and listen to me.
06:46Go to the store,
06:48get Julian some rum,
06:49and go siphon some fucking gas, alright?
06:50Because I've got to take Trinity
06:51to go get some patches.
06:52Sure, man.
06:53Can we take bubbles?
06:54Yeah, you bet we can.
06:57Lucy and I will take all the money
06:58from the gas station
06:59and launder it through the salon
07:00so you don't have any on-site
07:01and it can't be traced back to you.
07:02Cool. That's a great idea.
07:04Yeah, I know.
07:04And what we'll do is we'll have coupons
07:06from the salon so that you know who's cool.
07:07We'll have a different color coupon
07:08for a different amount.
07:09Like, if somebody gets a perm coupon,
07:11it's like 20 or 40 bucks worth of gas or whatever.
07:13Great idea, Lucy.
07:14Thanks.
07:15And we'll take 20%.
07:1620%?
07:17Come on, girls.
07:1815%.
07:18I'm not going to go any higher.
07:20No, Julian, I said 20.
07:23Alright, if we're going to do this coupon thing,
07:2420%, that's fine.
07:26Okay, right on.
07:26Lucy and I will sell coupons all over the crack.
07:30Hi, Mr. Leahy.
07:31We're about to sail into a shit typhoon, Randy,
07:34so we better haul in the jib
07:35before it gets covered with shit.
07:37What are you doing here, Mr. Leahy?
07:39Video evidence, Randy.
07:41Because video evidence doesn't lie.
07:43In a court of law,
07:44video evidence is tantrum art of the truth.
07:48Hi, teacher.
07:49Okay, Trent.
07:50I was going to need a box of 19 patches.
07:55What are you doing?
07:56Don't shoot me.
07:56Simply went in to buy some patches for my daughter
07:58and all of a sudden my gun was out,
08:00which is no big deal,
08:01and he overreacts, freaks out,
08:02thought we were robbing the place.
08:04Oh, no, no, no.
08:04It's all right.
08:05We're not robbing or anything like that.
08:07Oh, Trent.
08:09Oh, stop.
08:10It's okay.
08:11Everything's cool.
08:11Get the fuck back up here, Jake.
08:13Everything is fucking cool here.
08:15What's your name, Randy?
08:16I want his daddy to tell you.
08:17You can't play with his handguns, okay?
08:18You shouldn't leave it laying around.
08:20It's okay, sweetie.
08:22What's that?
08:22We're on video camera.
08:24It was on fucking video camera,
08:25so since it was on video camera,
08:26I decided maybe we should take a bit of shit.
08:28For the legal record,
08:29we were not robbing the store.
08:30Well, it looks like we robbed the place,
08:31we may as well take a bit of shit in it.
08:32Go grab some groceries, folks.
08:34We're not taking anything, Randy.
08:35It's not robbing.
08:36Instead of suing,
08:37we're gonna take a bit of shit.
08:38I want to copy the fucking video tapes in here, too.
08:40This is bullshit.
08:41Copy all this shit.
08:42I go to jail for 10 years.
08:44If you're gonna go to jail for robbing a place,
08:46you may as well...
08:46Will you shut the fuck up, dog?
08:48If you're gonna be in a place
08:49and it looks like you robbed it,
08:50you may as well take some shit.
08:51That's the way it is.
08:52I'm not going to jail
08:52and not taking anything for robbing a place.
08:54It's bullshit.
08:55So we took a bit of stuff.
09:07You alright, Ricky?
09:08Yep.
09:09Daddy, I thought you said
09:10you're not supposed to smoke with the patch on.
09:12Daddy's bigger than you, sweetheart,
09:13so he can, okay?
09:14I'm just gonna have a couple
09:14because they were free.
09:16Ricky,
09:18where'd you get this stuff?
09:19Don't tell me you stole it, man.
09:20Ricky didn't steal it.
09:21They did steal it.
09:23Oh, no, no, Julian.
09:25Going into a store,
09:26firing a gun off
09:26and leaving without paying it for everything,
09:28that's not stealing.
09:29Yes, it is stealing.
09:30Look, Trinity accidentally fired my gun
09:31off the grocery store.
09:32It looked like we robbed the place
09:33and we took a bit of stuff.
09:34It was no big deal.
09:34Oh, no big deal.
09:35Of course it's not a big deal.
09:36Ricky got the surveillance safe.
09:38He's got everything under control.
09:40Exactly.
09:40Nothing to worry about.
09:42You gotta stop fucking around, okay?
09:44Please.
09:44You keep pulling stunts like this,
09:46we're gonna be back in jail so fast, Ricky.
09:47We'll go back to jail, Julian.
09:49Julian!
09:51We got our first customer, boys!
09:52How's it going?
09:55Got a perm coat, coupon,
09:56that's 20 and regular,
09:58and a cut and blow.
09:58We're gonna need a safety inspection,
09:59Bubbles.
10:00Safety inspection!
10:01Fucking lord!
10:02Oh, Jesus!
10:06Don't get him away!
10:08Sorry about this.
10:11Julian, he's got a cigarette lit
10:12and I'm covered in flammable liquid.
10:14Put that out.
10:14Put it out, Ricky.
10:15Put it out.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:20Daddy!
10:21I wanna smoke!
10:23Trinity, you can't smoke with the patch on.
10:24I told you that.
10:25Give me that cigarette.
10:25Well, you have a patch on it.
10:27You're smoking it.
10:28Look at the size of me.
10:29I'm way bigger than you.
10:29Trinity, don't like that cigarette.
10:31Why not?
10:32Hold this for a second.
10:33Give me that cigarette.
10:34How come Ricky's in charge of the guy?
10:36I'm serious.
10:37I need that cigarette.
10:38Mommy's gonna be mad.
10:39You know what?
10:39Mommy will say.
10:40Yeah, well, Mommy will say...
10:41Mommy will get mad at you
10:43because you're smoking with the patch on.
10:45Trinity, give Daddy the cigarette, please.
10:46Drop your cigarette.
10:49Step on it.
10:52Give me the cigarette.
10:53No.
10:57It's diesel, man.
10:59Man, I'm feeling sick, dude.
11:01Maybe we should stop doing this.
11:03Yeah, man, but the cruise.
11:05We gotta do the cruise.
11:06I guess it's not that bad.
11:09Aw, shit!
11:10Security, dude!
11:11Oh, fuck, man.
11:16What the fuck are you doing?
11:22Fuck you!
11:30Boys, boys.
11:31We're drawing too much attention to ourselves here.
11:33We're gonna shut down for a little while.
11:34But it's Ricky's fault.
11:35Listen, we're drawing too much attention.
11:36Lee, he could come around.
11:37Paul, J-Rock, Tyrone, we're shutting down for a while.
11:40Move these cars out.
11:41I'm afraid.
11:41He can't.
11:41People are yelling at me.
11:42Get the fuck going!
11:43Change tires and...
11:46I paid for it!
11:48That's a fucking good muscle.
11:50I'm keeping my fucking thing.
11:51Get the fuck going!
11:52Come on!
11:54I'll bet you this coupon doesn't get you a perm.
11:57It says perm right on it there, Mr. Leahy.
11:59Randy, there's a distinct possibility that Ricky and Julian are operating a prostitution ring.
12:05Is this rolling?
12:07Rolling.
12:08See the camera?
12:10Can't see a thing.
12:11Let's move.
12:13I'm just gonna give it more height here.
12:15What the hell you want, Lenny?
12:17Well, we'll have whatever these coupons will get us.
12:22Alright, have a seat.
12:26Right here.
12:28You ever had one of these before?
12:29Never had one of these before.
12:30Hey, what are you doing?
12:31I'm just doing one.
12:32That's a little tight.
12:32Well, you can do them back up, right?
12:39Look, there's a lot of traffic at Ricky's lot.
12:42Ergo, they're doing something illegal.
12:45We're gonna get them on videotape.
12:47And when we have enough evidence, we're gonna call the 911 law enforcement.
12:53The cops, the boys in blue.
12:55We'll have it all on tape, Randy.
12:58Hey, come ahead.
12:59Alright, C-Roc.
13:00I'm opening it up again, okay?
13:02I wanna keep everything low key.
13:03I don't wanna see a traffic jam now, alright?
13:05Hey, let's get some puck going.
13:06Got your coupon?
13:07Yep.
13:07Alright.
13:0820 bucks.
13:09What are you doing?
13:11Pumping your fucking gas.
13:12What does it look like?
13:13With a cigarette in your mouth?
13:14You gotta get rid of that.
13:14You're gonna kill somebody, man.
13:16Give me a level, Randy.
13:17Check one.
13:18Check two.
13:18Test one.
13:19Test two.
13:19That'll do.
13:20We got them on multiple angles, so they're fucked.
13:22Run down, Randy.
13:22Let's go.
13:23Pull into the zone.
13:24Make contact with the target.
13:26Procure stolen merchandise.
13:27Ensure we capture the exchange on tape.
13:29Then fall back to the designated safety area.
13:31I'll be in the woods getting them on a different angle.
13:33As soon as the sale goes down, I'll call in the heavies.
13:35Are we clear?
13:35Clear, Mr. Leahy.
13:36Hey, Julian.
13:38We just saw Leahy and Randy snooping around.
13:40They've got a video camera hooked up to their car and the whole thing.
13:42Holy shit.
13:42Yeah, you're being totally obvious.
13:43You're gonna get caught.
13:44What are you doing with this?
13:45Do you have her working here?
13:46She's not fucking working here.
13:47She's just...
13:48We've got my daughter working at an illegal gas station.
13:50Let's get her out of here.
13:50She's my daughter too, and she's not working.
13:51Go, here.
13:51Just smell like gas.
13:53You better not fuck this up.
13:54My squeegee.
13:56Julian.
13:58Do you think that's true?
13:59Ricky.
13:59He's gonna have us on videotape.
14:00Ricky, Ricky, get over here.
14:01Pumping illegal gas.
14:02Get over here.
14:02That's not good, boys.
14:03All right, boys.
14:04Everybody stay calm.
14:05There's no money on site here, okay?
14:07We can shut this business down at any time.
14:09Leahy doesn't have shit on us.
14:10Well, apparently, Leahy's got all these cameras.
14:12He's got some in his car, and he's got a handheld video.
14:14He's gonna try to catch us on tape, which is horseshit.
14:16So, Julian's got this great idea that we're gonna throw it right back in his face.
14:21Boys!
14:22Where in the hell were you guys?
14:24We're sick, Julian.
14:25We've been drinking fucking gas.
14:26We've just gotta sit down for a bit, man.
14:27What the fuck took so long?
14:28Come on, dude.
14:29It's crazy.
14:30Here's your shit.
14:30I think you guys beat...
14:31Oh, fucking nice one, Corey.
14:33You smashed the rum.
14:34I'm sorry, dude.
14:35You're gonna have to get him more.
14:36I can't help it, man.
14:37I'm all fucked up, man.
14:38He's drinking this shit.
14:38I think he's dying.
14:40Get a customer, Julian.
14:41G-Rock.
14:42Take care of this customer.
14:44You guys just got gas.
14:45Drink some water and dilute it, man.
14:46You'll be fine.
14:47It's six to eight days.
14:50Ricky, you can't smoke with the patch on.
14:52You're gonna get dizzy.
14:53Fine, Bubbles.
14:54Oh, fuck.
14:55Here comes fucking Randy and his stupid fucking cameras.
14:57Boys, what are we gonna do?
14:58What are we gonna do?
14:59Just stay calm and do what we rehearsed, alright?
15:01Everything'll be cool.
15:03Hey, boys.
15:03What's going on?
15:04Hey, Randy.
15:04Everything's cool.
15:05I know what's going on here.
15:06I really don't care.
15:07I just want some cheap stuff, just like everybody else.
15:09Randy, you better fucking go on with your perm coupon.
15:11You know what I'm saying?
15:11Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger.
15:14What?
15:14What do you look at my eyes for?
15:15I ain't got no candy for you.
15:16See some candy?
15:18Just a second, Randy.
15:19Boys.
15:20Oh, fuck, I'm dizzy.
15:21Don't look now.
15:22It's a patch.
15:23Boys.
15:24Don't look now, but Leahy's over there in the woods with a video camera.
15:28Don't look.
15:29Fuck.
15:30Holy fuck, Julian.
15:31What are we gonna do?
15:32Just stay calm and stick to the plan.
15:33He's gonna get us.
15:34Cory!
15:35Trevor!
15:35Deal with Randy.
15:36Let's go, Trevor.
15:37Get up.
15:38Take care of Randy.
15:39Hey, boys.
15:39Here's $20 cash.
15:41Fill up for him, please.
15:42Ricky.
15:43Oh, we don't want your money, Cory and Trevor.
15:47What's wrong with you guys, anyway?
15:49Oh, man, we're sick from all the fucking gas we've been stealing.
15:51We should be better in six to eight days, though.
15:54Why, Cory and Trevor, that's highly illegal.
15:57You shouldn't be stealing gas, Cory and Trevor.
15:59That's right.
16:00It's fucked up to be stealing gas like Cory and Trevor did, and, you know, I don't want
16:03anything to do with Cory and Trevor's gas stealing.
16:06Is this the gas you were stealing right here?
16:09What the fuck was that all about?
16:11Is this the gas you stole right here, guys?
16:12Is that the gas you stole?
16:14That's what they told us to do.
16:17Good job, guys.
16:18I'm just gonna chill out for a second, guys.
16:19I'm fucking dizzy here.
16:29Holy fuck, boy!
16:31Keep moving!
16:32Oh my fuck, Ricky!
16:33Keep moving!
16:49Thank you, Mr. Leahy, for your expert testimony and for providing this very illuminating tape.
16:55Your Honor, I think the video evidence clearly speaks for itself
17:00and that any sane and rational person would have no choice but to convict these individuals of these ridiculous crimes.
17:08Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
17:10Oh, objection. That's the 17th time that he has sworn so far.
17:15Richard, please.
17:16All right, I'm fucking...
17:19I'm sorry about all the bulls...
17:21about all the stuff,
17:22but the prosecutor is a...
17:25He's a...
17:27He's an effing bad guy and he's...
17:29He's pissing me off.
17:31He can't even speak without swearing.
17:34Your Honor, this is ludicrous.
17:36It's a disgrace to these proceedings.
17:40Richard, since you chose to defend yourself and fired the public defender,
17:44I guess it's your turn to question the witness.
17:46Thank you, Your Majesty.
17:48And, Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a bad idea.
17:51However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed,
17:54but please remember to watch your language.
17:57Look, I can't speak without swearing.
17:59And I've only got my grade 10.
18:01And I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested.
18:02And I'm ready to fucking snap.
18:04So I'd like to make a request under the People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act
18:08that I'd be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom.
18:10Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked.
18:12And so are all these guys.
18:13I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level.
18:16And that's bullshit.
18:17It's not fair.
18:18And if you ask me, I think it's a fucking mistrial.
18:20This man can't represent anyone.
18:22Your Honor, he's a complete and total idiot.
18:24Now, although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom,
18:28I'm going to allow it.
18:30As, unfortunately, it is part of your right to a fair trial.
18:33So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival.
18:37Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.
18:41I'm just going to get some cigarettes, actually.
18:44Let's go with smokes.
18:46But I only got two left.
18:48I don't care.
18:48You've been a dick all morning.
18:49It's the least you can do for me.
18:51Oh, for the love of God.
18:54Just the defendant, please.
18:59My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up
19:02and wipe that stupid fucking grin off his face because it's distract you later in my case.
19:06Next, I'd like to announce that Randy and Leahy have been drinking all fucking day.
19:10They're wasted in their fucking minds, and they're both assholes.
19:12And the testimony they just gave was total fucking bullshit.
19:15And I can prove it, and I'm going to show you what really fucking happened here.
19:19Hey, boys, here's $20 cash.
19:21Fill up for him, please.
19:22Don't know what that's for.
19:23Probably prostitutes.
19:24We don't want your money, Corey and Trevor.
19:27Watch him put right in his pocket, right there.
19:29What's going on with you guys anyway?
19:31Oh, man, we're sick from stealing so much gas,
19:33but we should be better in like six to eight days.
19:36Stealing gas?
19:37Why, Corey and Trevor, that's highly illegal.
19:39You shouldn't be stealing gas, Corey and Trevor.
19:42That's right.
19:42It's fucked up to be stealing gas like Corey and Trevor did,
19:44and, you know, I don't want anything to do with Corey and Trevor's gas stealing.
19:47We wanted nothing to do with it.
19:48We neither, you know what I'm saying?
19:49Only wax suckers like Corey and Trevor steal gas and deal dope.
19:53But that was...
19:54All right, see you later, Randy.
19:56Now, I don't want to say anything about the dope dealing
19:57because, you know, I don't know anything about that,
19:59but clearly they accepted money on film
20:01and they admitted they stole gas and they're sick.
20:03I mean, look at them.
20:04That's gas sickness.
20:06Fucking idiots.
20:08I've got nothing else to say right now.
20:10Accepted the crown and Leahy can go fuck themselves.
20:14You're not buying any of this bullshit, are you?
20:17Sit down, please, sir, or you'll be in contempt of court
20:19and watch your language.
20:20Yeah, Leahy.
20:21Sit the fuck down.
20:22The truth fucking hurts, doesn't you, son of a bitch?
20:24You'll be some booby, Ricky.
20:26Okay.
20:27Whatever.
20:27Defense rests.
20:28Everybody can fuck off.
20:29Except you.
20:30I didn't mean you, but those two guys...
20:32Thank you, Richard.
20:33You may be seated.
20:34Can you guys get the fuck out of the way, please?
20:37Okay, well, I think I've heard enough
20:40and I'll be back shortly with my verdict.
20:42Well, you know, just because these young men
20:44have little education and live in squalor
20:46doesn't entitle them to commit antisocial behavior
20:49and get away with it.
20:50There's two things my fuckers got to know about Jada, the ROC,
20:53straight up, you know what I'm saying?
20:54First of all, I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan
20:57and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven.
21:00Peace represents Sunnyvale.
21:02Straight the fuck up.
21:03Be seated, please.
21:09Well, I've reached a verdict in this ridiculous case
21:11and I do mean ridiculous.
21:15Given Richard's deconstruction of the video evidence,
21:18clearly Trevor and Corey are the only ones
21:19with any hard evidence against them here.
21:21No, we are afraid.
21:23Quiet, please.
21:23You look like that when the guidance told us here.
21:25Therefore...
21:26You're fucked up.
21:26I find Richard, Julian, Jamie and Bubbles
21:29not guilty on all counts.
21:32Order, please.
21:34Order, please.
21:35Order, please.
21:36Trevor and Corey, please stand.
21:42I find you guilty
21:43and sentence you to 450 hours community service.
21:47Case closed.
21:48And Trevor and Corey got a bit of community service,
21:50which sort of sucks,
21:51but, you know, it's a good experience for those guys.
21:52They should be doing that sort of stuff
21:53and going to jail once in a while.
21:55We do it,
21:55so I don't see any reason why they shouldn't be doing it,
21:57so I don't really feel bad about that.
21:59It's their fault.
22:01What's going on, guys?
22:02How's it going?
22:03We haven't seen you in so long, man.
22:04What's up?
22:05What's going, boys?
22:06Julian, tell them why we're here.
22:08Just wanted to say thanks for not ratting us out
22:10and to not forget we're going on a cruise.
22:12Remember that.
22:13We'd never rat you out, Julian.
22:14Yeah, man.
22:15Good job, boys.
22:16Rickie, give them the stuff.
22:17Come on.
22:19Brought you guys some smokes
22:20and a couple joints, all right?
22:21Aw, man.
22:22Thanks, dude.
22:23Thanks a lot.
22:23So we're cool?
22:24Yeah, man.
22:59Bye.