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00:04Come on, lady.
00:05Come on, get in there.
00:07Get in, little kitty.
00:08Go on.
00:08Giggle at them or something.
00:10Get in.
00:10Eat the fish.
00:12Flashlight, Randy.
00:13Got him.
00:14Bring him up.
00:15Pull up, Randy.
00:15What's going on?
00:16He's down there.
00:17He's all in Oswald.
00:17He's all asleep.
00:18Wrecky Sergeant Meolenstein fell down the well, because these two arseholes had the lid off all weekend.
00:23What, the weekend?
00:24Oh, Randy, isn't that your job, aren't you, the weekend trailer park supervisor?
00:28Come on.
00:28Don't lose him.
00:29Don't lose him.
00:29There he is.
00:30Don't lose him.
00:31We got him.
00:32Oh, thank you.
00:34Oh, my God.
00:36Burb, I want to file a complaint against those two drunk bastards right there.
00:40They let Sergeant Meolenstein fall down that well, and it was almost the end of them.
00:44This place is going to shit again.
00:45You haven't started the recycling program.
00:46The park is a complete mess.
00:48Frig off, Burb.
00:51Frig off?
00:52Yeah, frig off.
00:53Chill out.
00:53Back off.
00:54Mind your own business.
00:55Excuse me.
00:55Excuse me, Randy.
00:57But if you don't watch it, you're going to find yourself suspended.
00:59Stand down, Randy.
01:00She can't suspend me.
01:02Right.
01:02You're suspended.
01:03Three weeks.
01:04Find yourself a temporary replacement.
01:05And if your attitude hasn't improved after three weeks, it'll be permanent, Jim.
01:10Randy.
01:11Who's going to replace me, Mr. Lady?
01:15Don't fucking interrupt my sleep again.
01:17There he is.
01:19Bye.
01:26Bye.
01:29Bye.
01:34Bye.
01:39I love you.
02:12Yeah, Randy was suspended.
02:14Started to imbibe my feelings of resentment for Barbara.
02:19And they had just got away from him.
02:21He went one step too far and she stomped him.
02:26Hey, Julian. What are you, pal? How's it going?
02:28No fucking way, Ricky.
02:29Come on, man. I just need three grand to buy a pound a weed.
02:31Get back on my feet. You got all kinds of money left.
02:33Ricky, I've got ten grand left and I already got plans for it.
02:36I'm sorry, man.
02:38What about you, Bowles? You got any cigarette money or anything to buy them?
02:41Well, I'd loan you money, Ricky, but fuck, I got 38 cats to look after in this park.
02:47You know how expensive cat food's getting?
02:49The little tins now are as much as the big tins used to be
02:52and the treats are fucking through the roof
02:54and all the cats get two treats a week.
02:57I know what it's like. I can't even afford fucking school supplies for Trinity.
03:00Thanks, Julian.
03:02Why does this just come work for me, man? I got something cooking up.
03:04Well, these motherfuckers that I know from Russia, right,
03:07through this adult film that I made called From Russia With a Love Bone,
03:09contacted me, right, saying they got some vodka and shit.
03:11And they needed 10,000 bucks, you know what I'm saying?
03:14And I ain't got that kind of money, you know what I'm saying?
03:15I'm trying to save up money for a video for my new joint.
03:18It's called Microphone Assassin, you know what I'm saying?
03:19It's going to be dope and the shit's tight.
03:21Anyway, the only motherfucker in the trailer park I know
03:23who's got 10,000 bucks is Julian, you know what I'm saying?
03:26I got something lined up, man. It's a big job.
03:28If you want in, just shut up and I'll tell you what to do, all right?
03:30Shut up. Don't fucking talk to me like I'm Trevor and Corey doing.
03:33I thought we were friends.
03:34If you were a best friend, you lent me three grand to buy a pound of weed.
03:37Listen, you lost your money in two days.
03:39That's not my fault, all right?
03:41If you want in, just say so.
03:42If not, to hell with you.
03:44Why don't you go talk to Leahy? He's hiring.
03:46Fucking Leahy.
03:48Don't make fun of that job, boys.
03:49I applied for that fucking job.
03:51It's a good-paying job.
03:53Guys, seriously, fuck off and stop fucking following me so much.
03:56You're following me way too much now.
03:59Yeah.
04:01Hey, guys. How you doing?
04:02Shit. Ricky, what are you doing here?
04:04Come on, man. We don't have time for you today.
04:05Let's go. Let's get out of here.
04:06Calm down, Randy. I'm just here to apply for your job.
04:08All right, Twinkle Nuts?
04:09Apply? Applying for my job?
04:11There's no way you can do my job, Ricky.
04:13Come on, let's go.
04:13I could just do my job as anybody else would prefer.
04:16Randy, Randy, Randy, cool. Randy, cool it.
04:18Ricky, you serious about applying for this job?
04:21You'll be here tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock for aptitude tests.
04:24Sure.
04:25What's an aptitude test?
04:27Suitability test, Ricky.
04:29I'll wear a suit if I have to. I don't care. I'll be here.
04:32Thanks, lady.
04:33Get out of here, Ricky.
04:34You're on my left.
04:35Ricky!
04:37Do your suspension, Randy.
04:40Mr. Leahy, you've got to be kidding me.
04:42There's no way. Please. I mean, Ricky can't do my job.
04:44Au contraire, Randy.
04:46This could be fun.
04:48That's $10,000 in 20s and 50s.
04:58Trailer park supervision is not easy.
05:01Most people who try to succeed in this industry do not make the grade.
05:04You will be tested mentally, physically, and psychologically.
05:08Questions?
05:09I've got a question. What the fuck is this shit?
05:11Ready at directions for the fastest way to get to a liquor store?
05:13How to get bourbon stains out of kahekie pants?
05:16It's kahekie, Ricky. It's a collar.
05:18Whatever. This is fucked, Leahy.
05:20Why don't you go home, Rick?
05:22Why don't you fuck off? Go get some hyposuction.
05:24Pens at the ready.
05:26And go.
05:28This is stupid.
05:30I expect respect.
05:32I respect diligence.
05:35And I expect courtesy.
05:37And, uh, Ricky doesn't have any of those.
05:41Two, one.
05:43Bag's up, boys.
05:44Weigh-in time.
05:45Oh.
05:46Let's go, Trevor.
05:47I didn't know the muffler counted.
05:50That's not garbage. It's a recycle.
05:52Sorry.
05:53Oh.
05:54Got it.
05:55Bubbles.
05:57Got it.
05:59Jacob.
06:00Got it.
06:01How did I do, Mr. Leahy? Did I win?
06:03Let's just say you're not gonna make it, Trevor.
06:05Ricky.
06:08Somehow you won this event.
06:09Yes.
06:10But don't let it go to your head.
06:11Okay, boys?
06:12I've got a 20-pound muffler in the fucking bag.
06:13Next up is two cycle engines.
06:15This mower has been disabled.
06:17Each applicant will have five minutes to find a problem and fix it.
06:23Hey, J-Rod.
06:2560, 65 proof.
06:27Good job, boys.
06:28This is the shit, you boy.
06:29You know what I'm saying?
06:30Straight off Russian connection in the house.
06:33Time's up, Trevor.
06:34Sorry.
06:35You've been eliminated.
06:36What?
06:38Eliminated.
06:39Corey, up next.
06:40I didn't want this stupid job anyway.
06:41Then why'd you apply, Trevor?
06:43Okay, Corey.
06:43And go.
06:46So wait up, dude.
06:48Go fuck yourself, Mr. Leahy.
06:51Like I said, boys, some just don't make the grade.
06:57Why is your crew fucking around getting drunk?
07:00T, man, what's going on, motherfucker?
07:02Man, I had to test it out, man.
07:03I left you in charge to do some shit.
07:05Unload the van.
07:06You're getting drunk?
07:08Listen, J-Rock.
07:09Leahy doesn't know shit about this right now,
07:11but if he does, he's going to call the cops,
07:12and it's going to be your ass, not mine.
07:13And you're going to owe me 10 grand.
07:21Okay, Ricky, shut her down.
07:25Well, didn't expect that, but okay.
07:29Ricky, you had the best time,
07:31but the idol's a bit off,
07:32so I'm making a five-point deduction.
07:34Fuck off, Leahy.
07:35The thing's working perfectly.
07:36Bubbles, you come in second,
07:37and Jacob, sorry, bud, but you didn't make it.
07:41Right, so how are the interviews going?
07:44Good.
07:47Randy, what the hell are you doing here?
07:49You're suspended.
07:50Leave.
07:53See you, Randy.
07:55Right, so who are you hiring?
07:56I'm just tallying up the scores now, Barb.
08:02This can't be, right?
08:05Right.
08:08Congratulations, Richard.
08:09You are the new temporary relief
08:11assistant trailer park supervisor.
08:13Thanks, Barb.
08:14Oh, it's my eyes holding me back.
08:17When I was a little guy,
08:18I always thought maybe
08:20I could be a spaceman or something
08:21when I grew up and go to space in a rocket,
08:23but
08:26you've got to be able to see
08:27really fucking good to do that job,
08:28and they take one look at me and say,
08:33oh, sorry, sir, you're going to be able to see
08:35a little better than you.
08:37I don't give a fuck.
08:39I'm sorry, buddy.
08:40It's all right.
08:41Congratulations, Ricky.
08:42Thanks, Bob.
08:43You'll do a good job, Bob.
08:46Cocksucker!
08:48Right.
08:49Richard, can you start tomorrow morning, 8 a.m.?
08:51Sure can.
08:52This is awesome.
08:52Great.
08:53Jim, make the arrangements.
08:55Barb.
08:55Give me a uniform.
08:56Don't do this to me.
08:57Jim, shake his hand.
09:00And this time,
09:01don't let your personal feelings
09:02interfere with your job.
09:06Obviously, I can't assume Rainey's position.
09:08We know what I'm talking about there,
09:09but looking forward to working with you
09:10and cleaning this fucking park off,
09:11because it looks like shit right now.
09:14Think you can handle it, Ricky?
09:16Absolutely.
09:17See you at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning.
09:20I'll be here at 7.30.
09:23Thanks again, Barbara.
09:25Oh, you're welcome, Jim.
09:28Rick!
09:32Holy fuck.
09:34Ricky!
09:36Fuck off, Lee.
09:37What fucking time is it, you dick?
09:39It's 8.01, Rick.
09:40Our workday begins at 8 o'clock.
09:42Rule number one.
09:43Rule number two, I am the boss.
09:45Rule number three, you get three strikes,
09:47and then I can legally terminate you.
09:49Do you understand?
09:51Yes, I fucking understand.
09:53Good.
09:53Rule number four,
09:54all temporary relief assistant trailer park supervisors
09:57will wear uniforms.
10:00I'm not wearing a fucking uniform.
10:02Oh, yes, you will, Rick.
10:04You've already used up one strike.
10:06Two more strikes, and you're out.
10:08I can't believe that he would want the job, first of all.
10:11You got one minute, Rick.
10:13Tempest fuck it.
10:14Can't you see him in the middle of something?
10:15What the fuck does tempest fuck it mean?
10:19Ignorance is bliss, Rick.
10:20When tis folly to be wise.
10:25Fuck off.
10:31Truck hands.
10:32Thanks.
10:34I don't like this whole idea, but unfortunately,
10:37I have to accept it until you fuck up two more times.
10:41Well, I don't plan on getting fired, Mr. Leahy.
10:42I just plan on doing my job and doing it good.
10:48Strike two, Ricky.
10:51Smoking's only permitted on brakes.
10:57You got 15 minutes to clean up this garbage.
11:01And, Ricky.
11:03What?
11:04Don't forget the dog shit.
11:06I'm cleaning up dog shit.
11:08You clean up the strike three, Ricky?
11:13Fine.
11:13Fuck.
11:1515 minutes.
11:19The screwdriver cut and blow dry and I get a free 40 of vodka?
11:22Yeah.
11:23Who thought of that deal?
11:24He needs an obvious answer, Andy.
11:25Julian's bootlegging in the park again, isn't he?
11:27I didn't say that.
11:28Idiot.
11:29Why are you so stressed out?
11:30What's your problem?
11:31I should just get drunk since I've been suspended.
11:34Barbara.
11:35Bitch.
11:37Well done, boss.
11:41Impressive, Ricky.
11:43I'm surprised.
11:44Can I have a cigarette now, Mr. Leahy?
11:46Oh, I don't think so.
11:48Listen, there's a rope and a hook in the trunk.
11:50I want you to meet me down by the lake.
11:54Yes, Mr. Leahy.
11:55Move.
11:58Boys, here.
11:58I'm going to set you guys up with three bottles of vodka each.
12:02These are finished selling these.
12:03I want you to go through J-Rock from now on.
12:05I have nothing to do with this.
12:06I'm keeping no key.
12:08Nothing to do with this operation whatsoever.
12:11Here's your float.
12:12And here's the calculator.
12:14You guys make sure you use this because if you come back short, you're going to be responsible.
12:18Do you understand me?
12:18That's stupid, Julian.
12:20Yes, you are stupid.
12:21That's why I have to tell you this.
12:22Since you were responsible for throwing most of the 10-speeds stripped down in this lake,
12:28I think it's only right and fitting, Ricky, that you should drag the lake.
12:32I've been stealing 10-speeds over two years, Mr. Leahy.
12:35The only people stealing 10-speeds now is Corey Trevor.
12:39What the hell are you doing there, Bubbles?
12:43What?
12:43What are you doing in the lake, Bubbles?
12:46What's it look like I'm doing in the lake?
12:48I'm hauling shopping carts out.
12:50Trying to make 11 because I didn't qualify for your stupid temporary relief assistant trailer
12:57park supervisor job.
13:01Sorry, Bubbles.
13:02Rick, drag the lake.
13:05If I find any carts, Bubbles, I'll give them to you, all right, buddy?
13:07Unhook the flukes.
13:08Well, I would assume you would.
13:12Good undercarry, sir.
13:18I can't believe any bikes are in this fucking lake.
13:21That's the first bike I stole for Trinity, right there.
13:24There's a lot of memories in this lake.
13:27I think I'm going to leave this one in there for her.
13:29Maybe when she's older, I can take it out and show her again.
13:34Ricky!
13:35Ricky!
13:37Ricky, let's take it.
13:38We've got a major crime alert here.
13:40It's at 1035.
13:41Bootleggen, I want you to handle the arrest.
13:44Can you do it?
13:45Move.
13:47Freeze!
13:49What the fuck are you doing?
13:50What the fuck's going on here, guys?
13:51You know what it looks like, man?
13:52Look where Dave just ordered some money.
13:53We happened to be dropping off some booze for him.
13:55Really?
13:55Where are you getting the booze?
13:56Nowhere, man.
13:57That shit's ours.
13:58We do that shit on our own.
14:00Knock, knock.
14:01Who's there?
14:02Two stupid idiots that aren't smart enough to be doing this on their own.
14:05Who in the fuck do you work for?
14:06Nobody do, but free enterprise, man.
14:08I told you, it's just me and him.
14:09Yeah, okay.
14:10No problem, guys.
14:11What are you doing?
14:11What are you doing, man?
14:12Working for anybody now?
14:13I don't know what's up with Ricky and this new weekend trailer park supervisor job.
14:16I mean, you know, I'm a busy guy.
14:18And all he's doing is complicating things.
14:20And I mean, I've got this 10 grand invested into these businesses.
14:23And he's cruising around acting like Mr. Leahy.
14:26And I don't know.
14:28I think he's just doing it to piss me off.
14:30Go, Corey.
14:30Get the fuck out of here.
14:31Ricky.
14:31I'm keeping this.
14:32What the hell's going on?
14:33And why are you letting him go?
14:35Why bother with a couple shit sticks when you're going to have the whole shit trawler, Mr. Leahy?
14:38Nice shit analogy, Rick.
14:40Got another job for you.
14:41Want you to find Bubbles, pull them over and find them.
14:44I can't do that to Bubbles.
14:45Take the car.
14:46You got a problem with that, Rick?
15:03License, registration, insurance, Bubbles.
15:04Let's go.
15:08Do you have any of that shit?
15:10Do you have permits for this?
15:11Your fucking cart's going all over the road.
15:13It's dangerous.
15:13It's a dangerous load.
15:14Leahy's freaking out.
15:16Ricky, you gave me this cart.
15:18I didn't give you that fucking trailer to be hauling carts around like that.
15:22It's dangerous.
15:22You're going to hurt somebody.
15:23Oh, yeah.
15:24The trailer was fine when I was hauling you off the street drunk, though.
15:28Taking you home and looking after you.
15:31I'll give you this written more than I'm right, Bubbles.
15:33Next time I have to call.
15:34Ricky, that's...
15:34Oh, my good fun.
15:36I'm sorry.
15:39Ricky.
15:47It's time to test your loyalty, Ricky.
15:51There's something going on up there.
15:52I don't know what it is, but I want you to find out.
15:55Ricky.
15:56What do you think's going on, Mr. Laney?
15:57You know what this is?
16:00It's a walkie.
16:01Yeah.
16:01It's a symbol, Rick.
16:04It's a symbol of your authority in this park.
16:07It's Randy's.
16:08I want you to be careful of it.
16:09I want you to stay in contact with me and get in touch with me in case I need to
16:12call the cops.
16:13You got that?
16:14I think they're bootlegging up there, Ricky.
16:17If they are, I got them.
16:19Ricky, don't forget.
16:21You're on my side now.
16:30Hey, Rick.
16:32Knock, knock, Julian.
16:36Who's there, Ricky?
16:37A bootlegger.
16:38A bootlegger in this park.
16:39And I hope it's not you, Julian, because that would put me in an awkwardly situation, wouldn't it?
16:43What do you mean putting you in an awkward situation, Rick?
16:46I work for Leahy now, okay?
16:48And I just hope it's you that's not involved.
16:49That's all I'm saying.
16:50Well, I am involved, Rick.
16:51It's me doing it, you bonehead.
16:54Mr. Laney.
16:54Randy, do you mind?
16:55I'm on surveillance.
16:57I was just at the salon.
16:58Come on, I've got something really important to tell you.
17:00Walkie check.
17:02Yeah, I'll copy that.
17:04Do you need assistance?
17:05Over.
17:05Negative.
17:06Just a check.
17:07Copy.
17:08Who's walkies Ricky using?
17:10He's using the old one I found in the shed.
17:13That one crackles.
17:14He's using my walkie, the one you gave me for my birthday.
17:18Do you remember that?
17:19My birthday?
17:20Randy, it's just a walkie.
17:23It's more than just a walkie, Mr. Leahy.
17:28You're losing it, buddy.
17:30Why?
17:30Because I'm not selling fucking dope and stuff?
17:32I'm so sorry.
17:35I'm not losing it on my bubbles?
17:37Well, Ricky, I don't know.
17:38You're dressed up like Mr. Leahy.
17:41I've never seen anything like that.
17:42He made me wear the uniform.
17:44It's not my fucking fault.
17:45I don't know, Ricky.
17:47It's weird.
17:47Question is over.
17:48I'm returning to base.
17:49I'm requesting permission to smoke, Mr. Leahy.
17:51Smoke break, buddy.
17:53Copy that.
17:54Careful with my walkie, Rick.
17:56This is my walkie now, Randy.
17:58You got suspended, remember?
17:59So fuck off.
18:01It's still my walkie.
18:03No, I guess you didn't hear what I said.
18:05First thing I said was, it's my walkie now.
18:07Second thing was, you're suspended.
18:08And the fourth thing was, fuck off.
18:14All right.
18:16Julian's not involved.
18:17He said Cora and Trevor are probably the ones bootlegging.
18:19All right.
18:19Holy fuck, I miss you.
18:20I feel like I got a bumblebee bite or something.
18:22Ricky, you've been exposed to poison ivy.
18:27Are we going to die or something?
18:28No, you're not going to die.
18:29What are you doing?
18:30You're going to get the shirt off, Ricky.
18:31I'm not selling vodka in this trailer park.
18:34You got it?
18:35Holy fuck, boys.
18:36Come here.
18:37I heard.
18:37Look at this.
18:38Lady's taking Ricky's shirt off.
18:41What?
18:42Look.
18:44Julian, what's happening here?
18:46That's pretty fucking crazy.
18:58You all right, Randy?
19:07This is just a precaution in case the cops come.
19:10Why would the cops come?
19:11Julian and Ricky wouldn't do that to us, Woody.
19:14I don't know, man.
19:15He's worked for Leahy.
19:16He's acting like a dick.
19:18He's got no shirt on, man.
19:20Mr. Leahy.
19:21Mr. Leahy.
19:22Julian's got shitloads of vodka.
19:24He's bootlegging.
19:25He's in charge of the whole frigging thing.
19:26Get the hell out of here, Randy.
19:27You've been fucking replaced, remember?
19:29Ricky.
19:29Fucking asshole.
19:30Is Julian involved in bootlegging in this park?
19:32Trust Ricky.
19:32Randy's an idiot.
19:33I told you.
19:33Julian has nothing to do with it.
19:35Trevor and Corey mentioned something about vodka earlier,
19:36but that's it.
19:37Okay.
19:38Listen, he's totally frigging lying, Mr. Leahy.
19:40Holy crap.
19:42Oh, thank God.
19:43Boys.
19:43Julian has nothing to fucking do with vodka.
19:45George Green, give him Leahy.
19:49Julian!
19:51Oh, there.
19:52Julian, man, just so you know,
19:53I didn't have a fucking thing to do with this.
19:54Randy fucking talked to Leahy,
19:56and Leahy called the cops, and I'm sorry, man.
19:58Don't worry about it, Rick.
19:59I didn't do anything wrong, man.
20:00That's right.
20:01When did you get the pool?
20:02Today.
20:03It's nice, man.
20:04Really nice.
20:06Jim, you bring me out here.
20:08Do you think you could have a little something for me next time,
20:10instead of this shirtless circus that's going on?
20:12Why don't you get a video camera or something?
20:14Do it right.
20:14George, he poured it all down the drain.
20:17He was tipped off.
20:18Oh, please.
20:19Strike three, Ricky.
20:21It is my duty and pleasure to inform you
20:23that you are fired.
20:25Give me your walkie.
20:26I'm not fired.
20:26I fucking quit.
20:27You want your walkie back?
20:28No problem.
20:29Here, Randy.
20:29Why don't you go fucking get it?
20:31Ricky.
20:33You just crossed the line, Ricky.
20:35You want fucking people?
20:36Get it to him, Ricky.
20:36Pull it.
20:37Randy, stop it.
20:38Randy, just get out of there.
20:40Get help out of here, guys.
20:42Ricky.
20:42Come on.
20:44Come on.
20:44Come on.
20:45Hey.
20:46Stop it.
20:47Randy, just get out of there.
20:50What in the fuck?
20:54Ten grand, Ricky.
20:55Go on.
20:58Thanks, man.
20:59He fucked up, buddy.
21:00You know, he didn't include me in the plan for once
21:01and things went to shit.
21:02Now we've got to start breaking the law like crazy.
21:04Ricky.
21:05Ricky.
21:05I've got no problem with that.
21:06I can't wait to see you.
21:06Let's start talking for a minute, Ricky, all right?
21:09Boys.
21:11Come sit down here for a minute.
21:13You guys go to jail frequently.
21:15So here's what I've been thinking.
21:17If you went to Ray's fridge and took his pepperoni,
21:20he'd be fucking losing it, right?
21:22And he'd come after you.
21:23Ricky, where's my pepperoni?
21:26But if you just go in there and take a couple bites
21:27out of it every now and then,
21:28you still get to eat pepperoni.
21:31But Ray's not coming after you.
21:33That's what you guys got to do with crime.
21:34Stop doing big fucking crimes
21:37that the cops are going to notice right away.
21:41Just do little ones, you know,
21:43all kinds of little ones.
21:44Steel barbecue, siphon gas.
21:45You're still going to make a whole bunch of money.
21:49Diversification, low-end crimes.
21:51Bingo.
21:53You know what I mean, Ricky?
21:55Yeah, I understand, I think.
21:58Maybe you should just explain it to me one more time.
22:05All right, there's a fridge that's full of pepperoni
22:08that you don't own.
22:08Good coffee.
22:35All right, I'll see you down below.