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00:04What's wrong, sweetie?
00:06We're always in jail on Christmas.
00:09Well, I'm going to do my best to stay to jail this year.
00:11That's what the crew's over.
00:12We're going to go on the cruise instead of going to jail.
00:16I'll tell you what.
00:17I've got a great idea.
00:18Why don't we have Christmas today?
00:20Really?
00:21Make up for all the Christmases I was in jail drunk.
00:23We'll have real presents and everything.
00:26Cool.
00:34You're not allowed doing that.
00:35That's littering.
00:37I've noticed that if you throw something into a water body like a lake or an ocean that the next
00:41day you come back and it's gone.
00:42So somehow it takes it away and filters it through and it just cleans it up like a garbage compactor
00:47or whatever.
00:48So it's not really littering if you ask me.
00:50It's fine.
00:50The water's going to wash it all away, sweetie.
00:52Oh, shit.
00:56We're going to have to borrow a tire from somebody, Trim.
00:58See, you have to count the number of bolts.
01:00One, two, three, four, five.
01:02And Daddy's car is one, two, three, four, five.
01:04So this tire will fit on Daddy's car.
01:06Here, try putting your foot up on there like this.
01:13There you go.
01:14See?
01:14You can do it.
01:16I did it.
01:16And Daddy's car is one, two, three, four, five.
02:16I'll see you next time.
02:23Well, can you get in the back? Don't mess my hair up. Convertible and stuff.
02:26There's your tickets.
02:30Wait, there's one more, right?
02:32The bonus ticket special, buy seven, get one free.
02:34There's only seven tickets here. There should be eight.
02:36Well, Ricky was supposed to phone me back to confirm the free ticket.
02:39I left him three messages, and he never returned my calls.
02:42Usually, if you want to get a hold of Ricky, you've got to go down to the car or walk
02:46around the park looking for him, yelling for him.
02:48You can't just phone him up.
02:49There's only seven of us going anyway. It's no big deal.
02:52Where's my ticket, Ricky?
02:53Where's Julian, Bubbles, Corey, Trevor, Lucy, Sarah, Erica.
03:01Erica? What the fuck, Julian? Where's my ticket?
03:04Julian never told anybody that he was going to use one of those for his new girlfriend.
03:09Relax, all right? We can still get the bonus ticket now, right?
03:12I'm sorry, gentlemen. That promotion ended last week.
03:14It's too late now. The ship sails at six.
03:17Now, Ricky doesn't have a fucking ticket.
03:19Sometimes you can just hear the things fucking shorten out in his brain.
03:23I don't know what he's going to do.
03:24And we're going to try to make Corey and Trevor come up with $4,200 fucking dollars in about four
03:30hours.
03:31It's kind of unfortunate that we've been paying in to the vacation pay with Julian,
03:37but there was some sort of a mistake or an accounting error, and our money got lost.
03:42Corey and Trevor are stupid as fuck.
03:44If this is going to happen, I'm in charge of how we get the money, because I'm not stupid.
03:49Uh-oh, Julian.
03:50The fastest way to get money is to steal a bank machine.
03:52It doesn't take rocket appliances to realize all you've got to do is take a fucking chain,
03:56hook it up to a truck, and yank the fucking bank machine out of the store.
03:58The stupidest thing is the people that make the bank machines,
04:00they don't even check with the people that make the doors.
04:03All they have to do is make the door smaller than the bank machine.
04:06You can't get the bank machine owed.
04:08Dude, I don't care how we do it, but we're going on the clues, man.
04:10It's all about ladies, dude. Ladies.
04:13We're going to have to come back and get this, because I still got to do my laundry.
04:16Yeah, man, let's wear off the laundry, man. Shit.
04:18They got quarters and loonies and stuff? That's a fucking dope idea.
04:23Do you have any tube socks?
04:26Fuck, man, that's what I was looking for.
04:29So, Ricky, Corey and Trevor stealing a bank machine.
04:34You think that's a good idea?
04:37I would have did myself, but I'm not going back to jail. Fuck that.
04:40Besides, Julian's the one who screwed everything up.
04:42Ricky, I just want you and Erica to get along with each other, okay?
04:45So could you please give her another chance?
04:47Mitch, you've got chicken on your lap.
04:51Ricky, this doesn't look good.
04:54He was having Christmas dinner with his family, with his daughter.
04:57There was a lot of unnecessary enforcement and reinforcement, and Leahy comes in.
05:02Ricky.
05:03What the fuck's going on here?
05:04I've been waiting a long time for this, boy.
05:06For what?
05:07You know the lease you signed for your lot, Rick?
05:09Yeah.
05:10It said, if you made more than five Sunnyvale bylaw infractions, you were out on your ass.
05:14But I didn't, so fuck you.
05:16Oh, yeah?
05:17Outstanding lot fees with written warnings, public drunkenness, trafficking, littering, excessive
05:22firearm discharge, environmental oil test results.
05:25It's all there, officer.
05:27Well, when Ricky first got out of jail, Mr. Lee tricked him into signing a legal thing
05:32saying that he'd abide by the Sunnyvale rules and regulations.
05:35And, you know, maybe Ricky thought he could do it.
05:38I don't know.
05:39You know what?
05:40You'd think you're so big and important, showing off in front of the cops.
05:42That's what's going on here.
05:43I'm just doing my job, Ricky.
05:46A real job.
05:47Something you'll never have the pleasure or mental capacity to understand.
05:50I could do your fucking job in a second.
05:52Not in a second.
05:53Never.
05:54You know why, Rick?
05:55Why?
05:57Because you're a loser.
05:59At least you're not a drink.
06:01Danny's gonna go take care of some bullshit, all right?
06:02We'll be back in a bit.
06:03We'll finish celebrating Christmas.
06:05I'm sorry.
06:06I love you, pumpkin.
06:07We'll be back in a bit.
06:08Ricky kind of freaked out and threw a turkey, which might have gone through a windshield
06:12with one of the cop cars they're saying.
06:14But it's like anyone would have done that.
06:18Holy fuck!
06:20That was a perfectly good turkey.
06:24Come here, fella.
06:25Come here, buddy.
06:27It's still good.
06:29No, no man should have to leave where he's from.
06:32It shouldn't have happened.
06:34See this line?
06:37That's a freedom line, Ricky.
06:39You come back over that line and you go to jail.
06:41Really?
06:42Like what?
06:42Like this?
06:43Like that?
06:43Am I going to jail now?
06:45Huh?
06:45If I had my choice, I probably wouldn't go back to jail.
06:46But really, jail's not that bad.
06:48And that's the thing is that I was getting pissed off at people in this park and the way I
06:51was
06:51being treated.
06:51And sometimes jail's better than this place.
06:54Once a criminal, always a criminal, huh?
06:56That's what everybody thinks?
06:57Because if that's the case, I'm easily just march my ass back to jail where it's nice
07:00and warm.
07:00I'm going to spend the fucking winter there getting drunk and stoned with good dope.
07:03It's at the end of the great Sunnyvale trailer park eviction speech, Ricky.
07:09Actually, it's not.
07:10I hope you're fucking proud of yourself.
07:11Because the end of my speech is, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck
07:16everybody.
07:17Ricky.
07:18Don't worry about this stuff, okay?
07:20Cor and Trevor, they're going to get the money.
07:21So smart enough, man.
07:22Enough of this crazy shit, Rick.
07:24Just don't get it, do you?
07:26What?
07:26Guys, have fun of your little cop cruise, all right?
07:28Just remember what you gave up.
07:30A fucking guy that you could get drunk with, get stoned with, didn't ask any fucking questions
07:34about nothing.
07:34Just hang out and had a good fucking time.
07:36Broke the law here and there, and we made what we did to get by.
07:39Just remember, you gave that up for a fucking girlfriend, buddy.
07:41A fucking cop girlfriend.
07:43I know I won't forget it.
07:45Thanks a lot.
07:47Sorry, buddy.
07:48You have a good time on your cruise.
07:49You deserve it.
07:50Everybody else can fuck off.
07:52Good speech, Ricky.
07:55If you want to come visit me, Julian, I'll be in jail.
07:58Thanks, buddy.
08:11Excuse me, sir.
08:12Can you please step 20 feet away from the pumps and extinguish your cigarette?
08:15Can you please fuck off?
08:18Well, Ricky, put it out.
08:19You got me fired from nine jobs already this summer, and I can't handle it.
08:21I'm going to call the cops.
08:23Go ahead, Jacob.
08:24Call the fucking cops.
08:24I dare you.
08:25But you know what?
08:26You're not going to call the cops, are you?
08:27Because you're scared.
08:28Please call them.
08:29I want to fucking go to jail anyway.
08:31Dick.
08:32Yeah, I'm calling them.
08:34Yes, I'd like to report a robbery, please.
08:35Oh, fuck off, Jacob.
08:37It's a black car with no door and a bunch of crap hanging off the back.
08:42Freaks driving it.
08:44Yeah, the gas station.
08:51Leave this shit.
08:56Is that how you steal something?
08:58Hey, man, he stole a bunch of shit from me.
08:59Did he tell you to call the cops?
09:00Yeah, he was daring me to, and I called him.
09:02They're on their way.
09:03Look, my friend has psychological problems.
09:05I want you to call the cops back and tell them you fucked up.
09:09Man, he stole about 200 bucks worth of shit.
09:10Like, I don't know.
09:12Here, there's 70 bucks.
09:13That should cover it.
09:16I ended up getting shit from my boss.
09:17There's 20 bucks for calling the cops back.
09:19We cool?
09:20Yeah, man, we're cool.
09:21Thanks, man.
09:22Hey, everybody.
09:23Come on over here, please.
09:24Just want you guys to know that I am drunk as fuck, driving around town drunk.
09:28I'm on dope.
09:29And I want you to call the police.
09:30I want to go back to jail, please.
09:32Not only that, but I've got a loaded handgun right here.
09:34I'm going to start firing this off.
09:36So please call the cops.
09:42What, you're not going to call the police?
09:45Fucking Julian, great.
09:46You've got two options here, okay?
09:48One, go on this awesome cruise with all your friends.
09:50All-inclusive, have a good time.
09:52Or number two, go to jail.
09:53This isn't a difficult decision, Ricky.
09:55I'm not going on the cruise where Eric is, all right?
09:57So I guess I'm going the fuck back to jail.
09:58That's why I'm doing this shit.
09:59Well, Eric has just got this attitude like she's better than everybody else
10:02just because she's wearing a fucking badge, and that's bullshit.
10:04Like, she's not better than me.
10:05We just have different occupations or whatever,
10:07and I'm just as good as she is.
10:09You've changed, man.
10:11Meet me back at the trailer park, Rick.
10:13Sure, Julian.
10:14I'm not joking here.
10:15I'll meet you back there.
10:15I'll be there in two minutes.
10:16No problem.
10:17You just wait for me.
10:18I'll be right there, buddy.
10:19Fuck that.
10:20We're going somewhere else.
10:21Come with me, guys.
10:24All right!
10:25Somebody come and fucking arrest me, please!
10:28Listen.
10:30I need you to keep an eye on Ricky for a little while, okay?
10:32I want to go to jail!
10:33You won't listen to me.
10:34I think he really wants to go back to jail.
10:37Who's for renovations?
10:38This is fucked!
10:40All right, Julian, I'll do it, but...
10:42don't you notice the look Ricky has in his eye?
10:44That crazy look?
10:46I've seen that before, and...
10:48it scares me.
10:49I don't want anything stupid ruining this cruise on us.
10:52Hey, everybody!
10:54How you doing?
10:54This is my friend, Mr. Gun.
10:56My special guest, Smith of Wesson Says.
10:58Get your ass down and give me some quarters.
11:00This is a stick-up, real deal, real gun, full cooperation, and the one gets done.
11:06You have to listen to...
11:07because that's what I say.
11:09When I rock...
11:10Stop fucking rapping, man.
11:11This is the real thing.
11:12Down, please.
11:13Miss.
11:13Down.
11:14Down.
11:16All right, you just keep doing what you're doing.
11:17You're cool.
11:17That's all right.
11:18Tall boy, get down.
11:19Don't make me fucking get up there.
11:20Come on, we want your change.
11:21Give us your change now.
11:23Dude, just take the fucking quarters.
11:24Please get on the ground.
11:25Oh, man.
11:25Look at these little things of detergent.
11:27We should take some of these, too.
11:28Thank you very much.
11:30This thing's awesome, man.
11:32It's a little big, dude.
11:32Dude, I can't drive this shit.
11:34Well, I'll drive it.
11:35Just get us in there, man.
11:39So, what do you want to talk about?
11:42Listen, we've got to work this whole Ricky situation out.
11:44I mean, I know you don't think too highly of him and everything, but he's a good guy.
11:48He's my best friend.
11:48I really want him to go on this cruise with us.
11:52Okay, no offense, Julian.
11:53Ricky's a skid.
11:54He belongs in jail.
11:56When are you going to grow up and see that?
11:58Look, I know you guys go way back, but this isn't junior high school anymore.
12:04Leahy's right.
12:05Ricky's a loser.
12:07I really think it's time for you to get out of the park, Julian.
12:09The people you hang out with are fucked up.
12:14Where'd you get the coins, boys?
12:17Oh, we were gambling with Trevor's grandma.
12:19But we weren't gambling, though.
12:21We were just...
12:22Why don't you call me when you're finished with your friends?
12:25Don't be pulling shit like that in front of Erica again.
12:27You got it?
12:29Sorry, dude.
12:30But, man, we got the money.
12:32$1,800 bucks and quarters.
12:33Man, I'm going on the trip.
12:35$1,800 bucks.
12:36You know what?
12:36That's not enough.
12:38Now roll that fucking coin up and go get some more money.
12:49I just don't understand why you'd want to give up the finer things in life, like getting
12:52drunk and stoned with your friends to settle down for...
12:54I mean, that's ridiculous.
12:56And I want to go on this cruise, but I'm not going on a cruise with Julian and his little
12:59police officer girlfriend.
13:01Fuck that.
13:02All I know is when I'm 70 years old and I'm sitting on my front porch still getting drunk
13:06and stoned with my friends, who's going to be happier, me or him?
13:10I guarantee it's going to be fucking me.
13:12Oh, my God, Ricky.
13:13What have you done now?
13:16Come on, Julian.
13:18Come on, the answer.
13:20Julian, it's me.
13:21You got to get down to the liquor store.
13:23Ricky's inside.
13:24He's getting drunk.
13:25Oh, I see you out there.
13:26I'm not stupid.
13:27I can see you right there.
13:28There's a fucking camera crew, too.
13:29Don't fucking film me.
13:31What the fuck are you doing?
13:32Get at me, Julian.
13:34Bubbles, come in here.
13:35Have a drink with me before I go to jail, buddy.
13:36Come on.
13:37All right, I'll try to stall him, but get down here.
13:40Why is the tape on this thing?
13:41Come on.
13:42What are you doing?
13:42My name is Ricky.
13:43Son of the old trailer park.
13:46And I want to go to fucking jail, all right?
13:48So come and get me.
13:49Come and take me away.
13:50Ricky, what are you doing, huh?
13:51This is stupid, Ricky.
13:53What are you going to do, Julian?
13:54Are you going to come and get drunk with the boys or are you going to hang out with your
13:55girlfriend?
13:56Listen, I've got half the money for your ticket right now, okay?
13:59Cory and Trevor, they're going to be in third class.
14:00They're going to get a first class suite on the air.
14:02There you go, Ricky.
14:03No, I'm not, because I'm going to fuck back to jail in about 10 minutes.
14:06Holy fuck, have you guys ever tried that don't-flavored rum?
14:09Don't-flavored rum?
14:09Where?
14:10Get him going in.
14:11All right.
14:12What are you going to do?
14:13It's going to be cool, Ricky.
14:14I just want to go to jail.
14:15A backseat.
14:16Julian, I've got the surveillance tape.
14:18Good.
14:18You've got to drive, brother.
14:20What if I get pulled over?
14:21Stick to the speed limit.
14:23You won't get pulled over.
14:28Oh, no, Ricky.
14:29Okay, Ricky, just relax.
14:30Don't worry, I can take care of this.
14:32I've seen you do it a hundred times.
14:34Don't worry, I know.
14:35I know what I'm doing.
14:36Hi, officer.
14:37How are you doing today?
14:38I'll just step out.
14:40I can't get my door open.
14:41Just wait.
14:41I'll get out this way.
14:42Uh-oh, now.
14:43Hang on, now.
14:45Uh-oh.
14:46Yep, this way is fine, too.
14:47I can get out that way.
14:49That's not a problem.
14:50My buddy there, we're doing a kind of a university prank on him for initiation.
14:57Oh, no.
14:58Calm down, please.
15:01How's the look, Julian?
15:02What the hell's going on here?
15:03You lost the car, Julian.
15:05Get in.
15:07Okay, boys.
15:08Look what we got, Randy.
15:09Shitstorm troopers.
15:11Ricky, stay in the car.
15:12Good advice.
15:13Lift the skate up, Lee.
15:14You don't have time for this today.
15:15Ricky, you crossed that line, you're going to jail, boy.
15:18Perfect.
15:18That's a feast, because I don't want to go to jail.
15:19Come on, Ricky.
15:20Jim, Jim, chill out.
15:21We're just going to my trailer to talk.
15:22Randy, go call the cops.
15:25Tell them we've got an illegal alien trying to jump the border.
15:27All right.
15:28You wait here, Ricky.
15:29I'm going to go grab some mixing ice.
15:30We'll go talk somewhere else.
15:31Bubbles, keep an eye on him.
15:32Make sure he doesn't cross the line.
15:33Ricky.
15:34Come on, guys.
15:35You're not going to jail.
15:36I want to, though.
15:38What's the problem this time, boys?
15:40Captain Schettacular is raging shit in Sunnyvale again.
15:43And when he called us and said, this is what is happening, you have to come out here and help.
15:47I have no choice.
15:49I would say that Ricky's a shit leopard that can't change his spots.
15:52Look, please.
15:53Take me away.
15:54I want you to.
15:54I want you to take me to jail.
15:55Look, I'm not going to play into your shit, okay?
15:58Then your little boyfriend can live happy hour ever after.
16:00Isn't that what you want?
16:01Ricky, I'm really trying to like you, okay?
16:02You're not making it easy.
16:04Well, maybe this will help.
16:06Fuck off.
16:07Okay, that's it.
16:08Bring him over here, Bubbles.
16:09Come on.
16:10It's a police emergency.
16:11I'm going to have to take the cab.
16:12Cross you the fucking line, lady.
16:13We'll have to call another one.
16:13Just take him out of the car anywhere.
16:15I don't care.
16:15You're going to take me to fucking jail?
16:16Get in the cab.
16:17Tell Julian.
16:19I can't sleep in the dorm, you know?
16:20Tell Julian.
16:20It's a nice normal room.
16:22It's an elemental school.
16:23Eric, I'm breaking the fucking law with guns and dope and everything else.
16:26Ricky told us that just to hook everything up and tear the bank machine out of the wall
16:30and that we could just take the money out and we could just make like a withdrawal when
16:34we get back to the park.
16:36What's up, Ricky?
16:37What's up, dude?
16:37What's going on, boys?
16:38Where's the store clerk?
16:39Time to knock out back, man.
16:40He probably just wants to be a part of it with us.
16:42It's an exciting job and he's been pretty cool as of late, so.
16:46A lot of people like to, you know, work with people that are good at things and kind of
16:50job shadowing or whatever and I think it'd be an awesome opportunity for Ricky.
16:53Is this all secure?
16:54Oh, shut up.
16:55Get the fuck out, guys.
16:56I'm taking over the job.
16:57Get the fuck out.
16:58Good job.
16:58What?
16:58Get out.
16:59Well, we hooked the shit up.
17:00My name's Ricky.
17:01I'm from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park and I'm robbing your store.
17:04I'm tearing this bank machine right the fuck out of here, so I hope you enjoy this.
17:06Who the fuck are you talking to, Ricky?
17:08Are you guys fucking stupid?
17:09Look, you're on camera.
17:10There's three fucking cameras in here, you idiots.
17:11Now get out.
17:26Wait up, Ricky!
17:29Thanks for the milkshake, Julie, and it's delicious.
17:33The truck is fucked!
17:35The truck is fucked!
17:36Is that Ricky?
17:37Oh, I would say it is, Julie.
17:41Oh, darn it, Ricky!
17:43Yeah, we got a 1072 at the Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
17:46Thank you very much.
17:48Well, Ricky, looks like you cooked your shit goose this time, didn't you?
17:51Fuck you.
17:51Fuck your game, all right, boys?
17:52Willful destruction of property, theft under $1,000, trespassing, dangerous driving.
17:57You're going back to jail, boy.
17:59Good.
17:59Did you call the cops yet?
18:00Yeah, I did.
18:00Good, because I want to go back to jail.
18:02You want to go?
18:03Hey, Trin.
18:05Hi.
18:06Where did you get this room?
18:07I borrowed it, Daddy, just like you taught me to.
18:10Merry Christmas.
18:11Like I taught you to?
18:12What do you mean?
18:12Apples don't fall far from the tree, do they, Rick?
18:15Look, Leahy, I've got a lot to deal with before I go back to jail.
18:18I don't have time for your shit right now, so fuck off.
18:20Speaking of shit, Rick, which you were, when a shit apple falls from a tree and grows up
18:25in a field of shit, it doesn't have any choice, just like Trinity.
18:28She's going to grow up to be a shit apple tree, just like her father.
18:32Have fun in jail, Rick.
18:33I want to go to jail.
18:36Trinity, don't ever say that again, okay?
18:38Don't joke about that.
18:38I don't want to go to jail.
18:39Trinity, stop it.
18:41I'm serious.
18:42Don't ever joke about that.
18:43You're never going to jail, okay?
18:44Oh, yeah, she is, Rick.
18:46No, she's not, Leahy, so fuck off.
18:48What I started realizing about Trinity is that now she's at this age where it's gorilla
18:51see, gorilla do, and what I'm doing, she starts to do.
18:53If I throw a bottle on a lake, she's going to throw a bottle on a lake, which is no
18:56big
18:56deal.
18:56You are never going to jail, so we've got to do the right thing right now and take this
18:59rim back where you got it from.
19:00You shouldn't be stealing.
19:01She doesn't need to steal.
19:03I can steal everything we need, and why does she need to take it?
19:06Better I go to jail than her.
19:07Where'd you get this rim?
19:08At the mall?
19:09Yeah.
19:10What's going on, Ricky?
19:12Long story, boys.
19:13Look, I stole the bank machine.
19:14It's all on videotape.
19:15I'm fucked.
19:15I'm going back to jail.
19:16I can't go on the cruise.
19:17Rick, you're not going back to jail.
19:19Check it out.
19:19Store surveillance tape.
19:20I got it back.
19:21Let's go get the money from the bank machine and get out of here.
19:24Let's go, Ricky.
19:24Come on, man.
19:25Come on, man.
19:25Hold on a second, guys.
19:26Hold on.
19:27Why?
19:32I can't go on the cruise, boys, even if I'm not going back to jail.
19:35I can't.
19:36Why, Ricky?
19:37I've got to stay and look after Trinity.
19:39She's starting to steal.
19:40That's not good.
19:41I want her to grow up to be a shit apple like me.
19:44Shit apple?
19:45Can you hold that in?
19:47I'll be back in a bit, boys.
19:48I'm just going to take this rim back, and I'll drive you guys down the ship, all right?
19:50I'll just have to make a little withdrawal, man.
19:52It'll only take a second.
19:53Hey, Julian, how long do you think it'll take your little cop girlfriend
19:55to realize you can't change the spots on a shit leopard?
19:58Fuck off with your shit talk, lady.
20:00Randy, secure the evidence.
20:01Come on, Julian.
20:02Stay away from the evidence.
20:03Get away from the evidence.
20:03Get away from the evidence.
20:04Get away from the evidence.
20:06Holy fuck, she blew.
20:08Julian, you are a big trouble now, boy.
20:11Boys, you got police die all over you.
20:13Julian, what the hell's going on here?
20:14Stand back, ma'am.
20:15This is official police matter.
20:17Here they come, Randy.
20:18Did Ricky do this?
20:19He'll go to jail for this.
20:20What is some of your...
20:22They didn't have anything to do with this, okay?
20:23Look, it was Randy and Leahy.
20:25They got die all over them.
20:27Dave, these two, they stole the bank machine.
20:29Take them away.
20:30What?
20:31Oh, leave without me.
20:33I don't want to leave without you.
20:34Come on.
20:34Listen, go.
20:35I'll meet you there, okay, buddy?
20:37You're not going to be there, are you, Julian?
20:38You have a good time.
20:39Yes, I am.
20:40Oh.
20:42Well?
20:43Listen, Erica.
20:44I don't have any die on me, okay?
20:47How could you ruin this with your criminal bullshit?
20:50I thought you were better than that.
20:51I'm a cop.
20:53He's a criminal.
20:55I swear we're never meant to be.
20:57Either you love me for who I am, or you arrest me right now.
21:02You have the right to retain and instruct counsel in private without delay.
21:05Dave, there's another one.
21:09Could you stop filming, please?
21:13Going on that cruise would have been a good time and everything, but I'm trying to keep
21:17my mind off of it because, well, you know, I'm in here, so I've been doing a lot of reading
21:21on positive thinking again, and it's helped me out.
21:23Hi, Julian.
21:24Fuck off, Randy.
21:26So I've got eight months, and that's not that bad.
21:29I've done a lot longer time.
21:31Yeah, when I get out, I want to do three things.
21:33I'm going to fix up the park, have a little drink, just celebratory, and I'm going to kill
21:43Ricky.
21:44Life's funny.
21:45Never did I ever think I'd become a trailer park supervisor, but Leahy and Randy went to
21:48jail, and the job came up.
21:49I had experience, so here I am.
21:52Mr. Leahy's just joking about killing Ricky, right, Mr. Leahy?
21:54Yeah.
22:00And since I'm not going to jail this year, we can even have Christmas together, so life
22:03for me is perfect.
22:04You did it, Daddy.
22:05I did do it, didn't I?
22:07Thanks, Julian!
22:09Thanks, Julian!
22:40Thanks, Julian!