00:00I got news you can use.
00:02We're going to get away from the Joey Porter stuff for a few minutes
00:04because you think the Jalen Duren thing is bad.
00:07Let me take you to Hockey Town.
00:09I have a pair of updates.
00:11And when you think things can't get worse, they do.
00:16It's a horror movie.
00:18So the Simon Evanson thing, we covered it extensively yesterday.
00:21I think this is completely embarrassing.
00:23The players in Sweden, he's so pissed he just took off from camp.
00:27He doesn't have a locker here.
00:29All because you don't want to sign him to a market value deal.
00:33I don't know what this whole bridge deal crap is.
00:36What do you mean bridge deal?
00:38This guy's a part of your core.
00:39You didn't want to put him in the Quinn Hughes trade.
00:41There it is.
00:42Just pay the guy to $9 to $10 million a year.
00:44The salary cap's going to be $150 before long.
00:46Pay him.
00:48Oh, baby, do we have an update.
00:49All right.
00:50What is this?
00:51David Pagnotta?
00:52Take a listen to this update.
00:54And there's a couple of key little words in here
00:56where you will invariably sound like the yin-yang twins.
01:00Heh.
01:01Heh.
01:02Heh.
01:06Heh.
01:09Heh.
01:37Heh.
01:38so the so this you get your drink i do somebody gives them an off what did i warn you
01:43yesterday
01:43if i were another team i'd be girding my loins but the other problem pagnotta reported that
01:49while edmondson hasn't demanded a trade it's been intimated and barbs have been traded between the
01:57organization and the player what what barb could could the wings offer so the edmondson thing right
02:05now complete disaster can you imagine i wish i could pay a team to offer sheet him go ahead pay
02:14him 12 a year just to stick it to the wings and this ridiculous operation but that's only one piece
02:20of the news right oh baby you ready for this one but wait there's more oh there's more the you're
02:28rgm for now until we find someone better than you sean horkoff according to reports wants to try to
02:36repair the larkin situation therefore the drama could drag out longer into the season saw that coming
02:48no it's not funny it is it is not it is this is the direct thing anthony demarco reporting according
02:56to a source there's a belief that sean horkoff could be looking to fix the relationship with
03:02dylan which could result in the saga dragging out longer than expected by the way dylan's not going
03:07to play the first two games you know maybe on the third watch him not debut until a road game
03:13watch
03:15oh i mean you know fair or not you know how that's going to get perceived
03:19oh magically delicious now you're here but it's not in detroit look it's just this is just such
03:27a disgrace for a wonderful franchise i i can't i need the hockey elite because i can't understand
03:35the bridge deal conversation with evanson i can't understand not paying them if they got this weird
03:42thing in their mind you can't make more than the captain well here's your problem you don't have a
03:46captain and second of all cider and larkin signed in a different economy meaning the nhl has gone
03:54rapid fire with where the cap the growth the revenue that economy is different now the the thing i would
04:02tell you and and i know this is going to sound like wild don't yell at me i actually have
04:10a fantasy
04:11where guys like the brinket and cider turn this into the film rudy where they carry their jersey
04:17into dan devine's office and they go for rudy except for saying that they say get me out of here
04:22like i really wish alex to bring it would just ask out what world is alex to bring it trying
04:29to sign
04:29a long-term deal here by the way he's due for that long-term deal like i want this to
04:34get so bad
04:35that someone from this organization has to face the music this is a complete embarrassment so
04:41they're laying the jerseys down for simon or who are they laying the jerseys down for i think it's
04:45more just walking in saying get me out of here i i just why would you want to be here
04:52like in that
04:53locker room there is an element i do feel for the players and i know they're playing a kid's game
04:57for
04:58money but i mean it on a human level on a man-to-man level i feel for these guys
05:02two of the best players
05:03on this team aren't here because this isn't a functioning organization simon evansson is so
05:09pissed he's in sweden dylan larkin looked like he was up there with a gun pointed at his head to
05:16do
05:16that press conference he's not playing he still has the specter of wanting out because by the way when
05:22he was asked is the trade demand still good he wouldn't answer it the problem i have with all of
05:29this everything we're in october now if this was all taking place in june that's different then i
05:36could be like paul and say hey it'll work out they'll they'll find a way something like we're in
05:42october season starts for them tomorrow and this is where we are right now yes i don't know what you
05:51tell your fans i don't know what you tell your team i don't know what you tell the coach
05:55are we you know deep down once again if you hooked them up to to one of those lie detector
06:01truth serum type things uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh what oh no what oh no
06:15what just happened i think the wings have had their david brandon moment
06:21you raised me up no worse you can get some tickets with a coca-cola type stuff
06:27you should probably look at your phone
06:32cookies just sent you a missive i'm gonna tell you right now jim costa may show up as tom millican
06:38tomorrow i.e bald jim's hair is gonna fall out from having to pay to go to wings games
06:43i'm not gonna read that on the air because i don't want to pimp that network the point is
06:48we have reached dave brandon michigan versus minnesota will give you tickets to go if you
06:54buy a coke type stuff yep okay you saw it yeah i did listeners will find it soon enough but
07:02i'm not
07:02i'm not going to hype that network i refuse what hold on what did paul say no you don't get
07:09to
07:09share he didn't say anything i see it david just saw it yes all of this takes place
07:18the day before your first game you couldn't get more clown show if you tried
07:25it's it's so ridiculous it does not seem real but each day it's wait watch this
07:35oh how about that yeah you want some free tickets just do this and but now you run the
07:40risk you run the risk of overpaying for evanson or watching him walk out the door for picks the
07:47problem is you don't want picks ergo you know i.e see the flow chart dylan larkin we don't want
07:52a
07:52futures based deal buddy you don't know what you not you but you don't know what you want period
07:59i because there's nobody leading the show there's no ringmaster to this circus how about
08:04sean horkoff yeah go ahead i mean doesn't that feel like he's just like walking the plank like
08:10it feels like seems like sounds like has he just gotten a directive go fix the dylan thing i can't
08:15you will or you're going overboard no i think for him wait i think if i could fix this dylan
08:21i can
08:22keep the job i can keep the job i keep the parking space okay so hold on you fix the
08:26tape off you fix
08:27the dylan thing and then you lose evanson to carolina on an offer sheet wouldn't take futures over here
08:34have to take futures here because he's going to get offer sheeted to the tune of 11 or 12 million
08:39i can only do one thing at a time okay my bad i mean but this was the biggest problem
08:46sir
08:50this is this is remarkable that it's it's this is happening 20 a little over 24 hours from you
08:59dropping the puck for the first time this year you've no sense of direction you don't know you
09:05don't have a captain two of your players won't be there one is hurt air quote and the second best
09:11defenseman is overseas right i somehow i don't think he's going to make the commute he's going
09:17to be stuck in traffic and by traffic on a plane and by on a plane not really he's on
09:23ice in sweden
09:27please please pay to watch us we'll throw in some tickets what
09:32you'll really like it this year just pay and here's tickets who's on the team i don't know
09:39we'll get we may be giving away a car i'm telling you never know like i know david i know
09:44it's
09:44inappropriate as a man of god you can't pray for sports things man if you wouldn't mind just a
09:49little like hail mary or our father for someone to offer sheet evanson at like 13 a year no no
09:55i could
09:56you do that for me i think you can david prayed we got cade the pope blessed the the white
10:02socks
10:02and they went from being nothing to celebrating david i just david can do this i find it all so
10:09ridiculous i can't come to another conclusion but spite like i want evanson to get offer sheeted
10:16what like what world are the wings in you think a bridge deal is appropriate for simon evanson
10:21he's your only size on the blue line he's clearly him insider are going to be your leaders
10:26back there right and it's like what barbs are you trading well you're not kel mccarr oh my god
10:32oh you're not ray bork like what what sick burns are you throwing evanson's way the guy wants a totally
10:39legitimate nine to ten million dollars a year what's the burn there is none you're a nanny poo poo what
10:47that i'm going to sweden i'm not doing this we're just one day away one day away
10:55i i i just maybe they went ain't nothing tomorrow night i don't i don't care they can do whatever
11:00they want wake me up january 1st with that but it's these updates can you imagine so now on october
11:061st
11:08now sean harkoff wants to try to make the dylan larkin thing work so it could drag out longer
11:15all while there's no solution for the evanson thing
11:21yes and the evanson thing could end up in you taking draft picks because you're not going to match
11:26the same draft picks you don't want for dylan larkin i mean whenever you use words like that mike it
11:35makes anything seem ridiculous
11:46i mean if you're just going to point out the shortcomings yeah it sounds ridiculous when i'm
11:51just kermit the frog sipping his tea i got nothing i can't even i can't even believe the new york
11:56yankees of hockey are behaving this way first 5 000 fans get kazoos okay you're done that no
12:01nope the paul sarah there's got to be more statue the unveiling tomorrow night at the plaza
12:09there's plenty of room 248-539-9797 uh-oh we're one day away one day away
