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After roasting producer Paul Serra for living in Metro Detroit for 15 years without ever eating a shawarma, Mike Valenti turns his attention to an unprecedented crisis unfolding with the Detroit Red Wings. Reacting to bombshell reports from NHL insider Elliotte Friedman, Valenti admits he is actively rooting for the Red Wings to lose until organizational behavior finally changes.
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00:00We're going to get to the lines eventually, because I know we have to.
00:03But much like yesterday, variety is the spice of life.
00:07There are plenty of other things that I think warrant some airtime.
00:12One of them should be the fact Paul Serra has lived here for 15 years and has never had a
00:16shawarma.
00:17But we'll just avoid that.
00:18We'll just move it on down the line.
00:20A stunning revelation to start the day today.
00:23Paul Serra is a food connoisseur.
00:26How do you live in Metro Detroit and never have a shawarma?
00:28How is that possible?
00:30I mean, that's like not having a full-time GM in the middle of your hockey season.
00:35Oh, wait.
00:37I guess anything's possible.
00:39Yes, go ahead, David.
00:40I was just going to say, I think Paul's an alien.
00:43I don't understand him.
00:44Don't understand him.
00:45Also, doesn't like mustard.
00:47I mean, we're learning so much about Paul.
00:49These are the days of discovery.
00:51It's an overrated condiment.
00:54Remarkable.
00:55Well, let's get into it.
00:57I made a joke about the wings.
00:59We may as well start there because Elliott Friedman has more.
01:02I don't even know what to say anymore.
01:04I really don't.
01:07I mean, I can tell you now I'm actively rooting against them.
01:11I want them to lose until they blow it up.
01:14I know that sounds horrible, but I just don't know another way out of this.
01:19I don't know what will shake them and return them to sensible behavior.
01:24Dylan Larkin is at home.
01:27He's in a standoff.
01:28I mean, Elliott Friedman has basically said it.
01:30Anyone knows it.
01:32He's given him 10 teams.
01:33They haven't fulfilled the trade request.
01:35He quit.
01:37He's down a half a million bucks and counting.
01:40But you got to remember something.
01:41They're not taking that money out of his pocket.
01:44He's just not getting paid.
01:46There's a big difference.
01:47It's not like he owes the team the money.
01:51It's not like he's not going to be able to pay his DTE bill.
01:54That's not what this is.
01:56So Larkin is status quo.
01:59The problem is Elliott Friedman reporting today.
02:02And I don't know if we have the audio, the way he talks bothers me to try it.
02:07But here's Elliott Friedman, the latest on Dylan Larkin.
02:11Take a listen to this.
02:35Oh, good.
02:36That's great.
02:37And for all the fun we have, whether you want to treat the organization like a piñata,
02:42whether you want to treat Larkin like a piñata, they're both losers.
02:46No one wins.
02:48You're down your best player, and he's sitting at home.
02:52No one wins.
02:54And a team is offering you a young player who's got top six potential here
02:59and three first-round picks.
03:01You don't want to do it.
03:03Okay.
03:05Larkin, if you expand your list to Montreal or Boston, a deal could be done.
03:11You don't want to expand your list.
03:13Okay.
03:14Guys, it's mutually assured destruction.
03:16But wait, there's more.
03:18Because just yesterday, Elliott Friedman reported,
03:21in very plain language, Simon Evanson has played his last game as a Red Wink.
03:26He ain't going to be here.
03:28You have angered him so much that a guy who paid his own way to training camp,
03:33paid his own insurance, wanted to be here,
03:38now is willing to sit the season out and go play in Sweden.
03:42And he'll get offer sheeted.
03:44And you'll end up having to let him go and take the compensation
03:48because you're not going to match what an offer sheet comes in at
03:51because you don't want to pay him.
03:55And even if you did want to pay him, you don't want to pay him the term he wants.
04:00That's before you get to the rumors that are out there that San Jose
04:03potentially offered Michael Misa, who was a top-five pick a couple of years ago
04:07and a young centerman with first-line real potential.
04:10Guys, I don't know what to say.
04:12I don't.
04:13But we continue to go down this path where I don't know how this is going to resolve
04:20with Larkin.
04:21I don't know what magical deal you're going to pull.
04:26And even if you do get a good deal down the line,
04:28you're doing it at the cost of this season.
04:31You've lost four in a row, and I sure hope the Panthers win tonight
04:34and make it five.
04:35I hope it's 10.
04:36I hope it's 15.
04:38Things need to get so bad it forces change
04:41that it forces an alteration in behavior.
04:45That's how I view it.
04:46You may disagree, and that's totally cool.
04:49It's America.
04:49This isn't North Korea.
04:51But I'd love to know what your reaction is.
04:55We've talked about this.
04:57And whether it's teams that aren't on the list making you offers
05:00or teams that are on the list, Sean Horkoff is not executing a trade.
05:07You're off in three first-round picks.
05:09Nope.
05:11Well, what do you think you're getting?
05:13I have said this since early summer.
05:18There's no realistic pathway to a non-futures-driven deal.
05:23There's just not.
05:26And if I have to wait three months into the season, four months, five months,
05:32how is that helping me?
05:35And mind you, none of these are – like, for instance,
05:39you don't have to be thrilled with Yurov and three first-round picks,
05:42but if you have a real GM, those three first-round picks become a weapon.
05:47They become something you can then, by way of a second deal,
05:52go out and begin to replace Dylan Larkin.
05:55I'm not telling you it's optimal.
05:57None of this is optimal.
05:59But not having your captain play and getting nothing for him in the meantime,
06:04that ain't optimal either.
06:07Having a 23-year-old defenseman who wanted to re-sign here,
06:11who's really outside of Moe Sider, your only physical presence back there at 6'6",
06:15and having him so angry that, in the words of Elliott Friedman,
06:19he's played his last game here, how's that a win?
06:23Whether he sits it out, goes to Sweden, gets offer-sheeted down the line,
06:27won't be able to play in the league this year, or you trade him, how's it a win?
06:34That's the problem in all of this.
06:36None of this results in you, the paying customer, being given a fair shake
06:40for your time, energy, and most importantly, your money.
06:44And I really just don't know what the direction is.
06:48So I'd love to hear from you.
06:51That's the latest on both.
06:54And just when is this going to resolve?
06:57Because here's the other problem.
07:00You can vilify either side.
07:02Vilify both.
07:02I don't care.
07:03There's no winner in any of this.
07:06But to me, Larkin's only, his value's only going down.
07:14You know what Minnesota's going to do as we get into winter?
07:16They're going to target somebody else.
07:19They'll use that capital to go get somebody else.
07:21And then what?
07:24I just, this is the problem I have with the Sean Horkoff situation.
07:29He's a substitute teacher.
07:31You're better off at this point, not that you're going to do it.
07:35Name him full-time GM.
07:37Give him the autonomy to do what he's got to do.
07:39I'd take the deal from Minnesota, and then I'd spin those parts into something else.
07:44I understand it's driving, you know, a little bit out of your way to get to the same destination, but
07:49I'm just, I'm tired.
07:52I mean, I want you to think about this.
07:53When did the trade request come through?
07:55May?
07:57May, June, July, August, September, October, November, what are we, six and a half, seven months later?
08:05What do you think's going to happen?
08:09What do you think, what is this?
08:13You think you're going to trade Dylan Larkin and Gavin McKenna is going to descend from the clouds?
08:18Like, what is this?
08:22I just, I really want to know from Red Wing fans, this is on both fronts now.
08:29Larkin is so upset with you, he quit.
08:34And Evanston's so upset with you that in the words of Elliott Friedman, he will never play for the Red
08:39Wings again.
08:43That's where I don't understand how people side with this franchise.
08:47And here's the last piece to this, and you don't have to care, but I don't think you can tell
08:52me that this is fake or wrong.
08:55What do you think agents and players think of your franchise right now?
09:00Like, if we're being real about this, forget about old time hockey, eh?
09:05Step back from all that crap.
09:07The game is run by agents, and player empowerment has never been higher, right?
09:13What do you think the winged wheels reputation around the league is right now?
09:20You may not sympathize with Larkin or Evanston, but you know who does?
09:25Players.
09:27Agents.
09:28I just, again, if you have any hope, and remember the reports that one of the final straws for Iserman
09:37was a couple of players, including Numbnuts from Columbus, the kid who played at U of M.
09:44Wierenski, thank you.
09:46I'm sorry, Dave.
09:47My mind is mushed today.
09:49You know, you weren't on his list of approved trade demands.
09:53If you ever hope to be a place that people want to play, you really think running your franchise
09:59this way is the pathway to that?
10:02I'll tell you right now, outside of Winnipeg, which is a hellhole, this is one of the bottom
10:08five places in hockey to play.
10:10Nobody wants beer.
10:11Nobody.
10:13We don't have state tax advantages.
10:14We don't have great weather.
10:16The arena that was new is not new anymore.
10:19You don't have talent.
10:21You have an organization that seemingly nickel and dimes their players and is willing to go
10:25to war over ridiculous stuff.
10:28Doesn't like long-term deals.
10:32And may or may not, may or may not, have weird unwritten rules about we paid this guy
10:39this and you can't make a penny more than that.
10:41Okay.
10:41You know what?
10:43Tell me I'm wrong.
10:45I'm here till six.
10:46So Elliot Friedman basically saying, stand off with Larkin.
10:51They have a standing offer for Minnesota.
10:53You're off in three firsts.
10:55They don't want it.
10:56He won't expand his list.
10:58Everyone loses.
10:59And Friedman, Simon Evans has played his last game as a Red Wing.
11:05Tell me how we win.
11:07Tell me how any of this yields your time, money, and emotion being rewarded in any way.
11:16You know, I said this to Paul earlier.
11:18Guys, I've done, forget about just being a sports fan.
11:21I've done this job since I was 20.
11:24Okay?
11:24I got 26 years doing this.
11:28When I tell you I have never, I mean this, no hyperbole, no amount of NBA incompetence,
11:38no amount of MLB incompetence.
11:40I have never seen a situation like this in sports.
11:45I haven't.
11:47No hyperbole.
11:48I'm not trying to do hot takes, Stephen A theater.
11:50None of it.
11:51I've never seen it.
11:53You don't have a team president.
11:55You don't have a full-time GM.
11:57Your captain hates you so much he quit, and he's willing to lose 50 Gs a day.
12:01That's going on for seven months, six months.
12:04And a 23-year-old defenseman who you wanted to be a part of your core, you alienated him so
12:10bad,
12:11he went to Sweden.
12:12Then he's skating around Nashville.
12:15And he won't play for you again, according to Elliott Friedman,
12:18is possibly willing to sit the season out.
12:22And he'll go home and play in the Swedish Hockey League.
12:26I mean, how anyone can side with the organization, I really don't know.
12:32And that doesn't mean I approve of everything Dylan Larkin's done.
12:35But I don't know how you side with this organization.
12:39It's just, it's, it's, I'll throw the number out.
12:42Hockey Elite, assemble.
12:44I don't even have the Jeremy Sounder up.
12:46Where are you?
12:46Hold on.
12:47I got to make it official.
12:48The hell is this thing broken over?
12:50There we go.
12:54Hockey Elite.
12:55The floor is yours.
12:562-4-8-5-3-9-97-97.
12:58We'll get to the Lions later.
13:00And also, I'm going to sell you this pen.
13:03I think Kyle Whittingham is trying to get fired.
13:06As if he's reading a book called How to Get Fired in Seven Easy Steps.
13:11I'll sell you that at 3 o'clock.
13:1297.
13:1497.
13:147-H-3-9.

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