00:00I always wanted a gay son. I did. I love that relationship between gay sons and
00:08their mothers. I want to be the picket sign holding mom who would beat the
00:12shit out of somebody for her kid. I mean let's just admit it, gay sons are the
00:17best, right? Right! I have photographs of my son in high heels in full drag. He
00:27knows every word to every musical ever written. His fairy godfather Aaron Walton
00:34is here with us tonight. I mean truly I thought I had this fucking thing locked
00:39up. But no, no, he's the only straight guy in his entire musical theater company.
00:48So when Marsha called me about ten years ago from her closet, I kid you not, she
00:55was in her closet, to tell me that her son had come out to her as gay. All I said
01:01was, oh my god, you are so fucking lucky!
01:07And about a week later I was at Marsha's house for dinner when an Amazon package
01:12was delivered for her son. And inside, I'm not kidding you, was a pair of thigh-high
01:19red patent leather boots. Like kinky boots! And I thought, oh come on, now she is just
01:27showing off, right?