00:00Sprakitz, Sprakitz, Best Journal in Television presents Sprakitz, with your host, Dieter.
00:09Welcome to Sprakitz, I'm your host, Dieter.
00:13Yesterday...
00:19You will be quiet now.
00:23Thank you very much.
00:25Yesterday was Valentine's Day and I loved it.
00:27I gave my lover a piece of rose quartz in a heart-shaped box.
00:32And my lover gave me some chocolate coins and a tongue bath.
00:37I was as happy as a little girl.
00:42And so, in keeping with Valentine's Day, I would like to introduce a new feature to Sprakitz.
00:47It is a game in which young lovers are brought together.
00:51It is called Loverworks.
01:04Loveworks!
01:05Ah!
01:07Airfast provided in exchange for promotional consideration by Delta.
01:11Delta, we love to fly and it shows.
01:20Welcome to Loverworks.
01:21Let's meet our bachelor.
01:23He's a printer from Dresden.
01:24His hobbies include appraising antiques and then smashing them.
01:29His favorite soccer team is Borussia Mönchengladbach.
01:32His body is free from tattoos and he hates his father.
01:36Please welcome Wolfie Schreiber.
01:46Welcome to Loverworks, Wolfie.
01:48Are you excited to meet your lover?
01:51Yes, I have not had a lover in some time.
01:53I have just gotten over a case of jaundice and I have a lot of things to sort out about
01:57my father.
01:58I just want to say a quick hello to my friend Helmut, if I could.
02:01Hello, Helmut.
02:08Then let us meet your bachelorettes.
02:16Bachelorette number one, tell us about yourself.
02:18My name is Elsa and my work is nurse in the Hamburg Kronkhaus, but I want to be an actress.
02:26Hmm, fascinating.
02:28Bachelorette number two, tell us about yourself.
02:31Well, by night I am a dominatrix and by day I work at the Lego factory outside of Boden Boden.
02:40I adore Lego.
02:41It is like a thousand toys in one.
02:46Bachelorette number three, tell us about yourself.
02:49My name is Susan and I have just gotten out of prison.
02:56Curious.
02:57You know, some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen have been men.
03:02Bachelorette number four.
03:05My name is Mrs. Schreiber and I am Wolfie's mother.
03:09Mother!
03:13All right, let's play Loverworks.
03:16Murphy, you may ask the bachelorette's questions.
03:20All right, bachelorette number one.
03:22What is your idea of the perfect date?
03:25Well, the perfect date would start with a nice meal.
03:29We would go to the opera and then go back to my flat for a coffee and chocolate fingers.
03:34That sounds great.
03:36Bachelorette number two.
03:37The perfect date for me would be impossible under existing German laws.
03:43But a good date would involve a lot of humiliation, a sound spanking, and of course, coffee and chocolate fingers.
03:53Bachelorette number three.
03:55First of all, I would push you to the ground.
03:58Pee on you, chanting, house on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out.
04:05Then I would force you to drink antifreeze until you pass out.
04:09And then you would wake up in excruciating pain with a size seven poop chute.
04:19Delicious.
04:20Shake and bake.
04:21And we have...
04:23One last question.
04:25Okay, bachelorette number one.
04:27If you were an element on the periodic table of elements, what element would you be?
04:31I would be carbon.
04:33Number two?
04:33Zinc.
04:34Number three?
04:35Helium.
04:36Number four?
04:37Percume.
04:38Oh, very good.
04:39Before you make a decision, let me tell you what you and your bachelorette will do.
04:46Your adventure begins when a Spielkunsturbus arrives at your house.
04:52From there, you're magically whisked away to the restaurant, potato in chain mail.
04:59After the meal, you'll be given a mineral salt rub and a cup of olive oil, courtesy of the House
05:04of Knives.
05:07And then you'll be taken to Hawaii.
05:11So, Wolfie, who will it be?
05:14Will it be Elsa, the nurse from the Hamburg crank house, the Lego dominatrix, Susan the she-male, or your
05:23mother?
05:24Mother!
05:28They all sounded delicious, but I will go with number three.
05:31Why did you decide to go with Susan?
05:33Well, I abhor chocolate fingers, and she-he reminds me of my father.
05:38Hmm, curious.
05:39Come, let's meet your lover.
05:43Oh, my God, she-he is repellent.
05:55Now's the time we have for this week.
05:57My guest has been Wolfie.
05:58My name is Dieter.
05:59Auf Wiedersehen.
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