00:01Sprockets, Sprockets, Best German Television presents Sprockets, with your host, Dieter.
00:11Welcome to Sprockets. Welcome to Sprockets, I'm your host, Dieter.
00:17First of all, I would like to welcome our new affiliates in East Germany, who are carrying Sprockets for the
00:21first time.
00:23L-O-D-R, Leipzig-Osterdeutsch-Rundfunk, and F-K-M-S, von Seien-Kalmach-Stadt.
00:30Welcome to the Sprockets family.
00:32This week we have a special feature on Sprockets.
00:35It is called Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos.
00:43Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos.
00:51And now I'd like to introduce the man who compiles all the videos for Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos.
00:58You may know him as the wacky neighbor from Munich TV's hit comedy, Who Are You to Accuse Me?
01:05Please welcome Karl-Heinz Schalker.
01:17Welcome to Sprockets, Karl-Heinz.
01:19Danke, Dieter.
01:21Karl-Heinz, you are beautiful and angular.
01:26And if you were a gas, you'd be inert.
01:32How do you go about compiling all of these videos?
01:35Well, Dieter, all of our videos are sent in by ordinary Germans, like you and me.
01:43People with video cameras who happen to record the everyday occurrences of the grotesque and the profane.
01:49I am so full of anticipation that my genitals have sucked up into my body cavity.
01:59Before we begin, before we begin, would you like to touch my monkey?
02:03I would be honored.
02:04Touch him!
02:05Love him!
02:06Leave him my abschminky!
02:11Now I am as happy as a little girl.
02:18Let us see the first video.
02:21The first video was sent in by Colin Hartman from Dusseldorf.
02:26Here is a fat man in a diaper, cavorting about in a long sprinkler.
02:30I guess this proves that all Bavarians saying that a fat man and a sprinkler are soon together.
02:38Brilliant.
02:38Truly disturbing.
02:41The next disturbing video was sent in by Napoleon Schultz of Bremen.
02:45In it, we see a man distributing leaflets.
02:48Another man comes over and reads one.
02:50Watch what he does.
02:51He has kicked a man in the testicles.
02:54Look, the pain was so intense he has to vomit.
02:59His agony was gorgeous.
03:03I need to be slapped.
03:07The next video was sent in by Jürgen Gartner from Baden-Baden.
03:11Here they have come across the body of a tramp, which in itself is not so disturbing,
03:15until it is turned over to reveal...
03:19Ants! Ants! Ants!
03:21Ants!
03:23Now that's an ant farm of a different color.
03:28Now this next video was submitted by Wolfie and Chris Berzano from Munster.
03:33It takes place at the Glykoven Gallery in Hanover.
03:36Two people are-
03:36Your setup has become tiresome.
03:39Play it.
03:40A man and a woman view an installation.
03:43Watch what happens.
03:44His trousers have fallen down.
03:49And now we must vote.
03:51The winner will receive 10,000 marks and a 1990 Chevrolet Gio.
03:57Gio.
03:58Stylish, sporty, economical.
04:00That's Gio.
04:02Will you vote for number one, fat man in diaper?
04:11Number two, kick in the testicles.
04:19Number three, aunt face.
04:26Or number four, trouser gallery.
04:33Make your selection.
04:35The most disturbing video is...
04:41...thouser gallery.
04:52Now's the time on sprackets when we dance.
04:59That's all the time we have on sprackets.
05:01My guest has been Karl-Hein Schalker.
05:03My name is Dieter.
05:04Auf Wiedersehen.
05:08My name is Dieter.
05:08My name is Dieter.
05:10My name is Dieter.
05:11My name is Dieter.
05:12My name is Dieter.
