00:00And now a special presentation of Westdeutsch's Rundfunk, channeling Television One.
00:06Guten Abend. Our special report concerns Dieter, the host of TV's bizarre and avant-garde Sprockets.
00:13Tonight, Dieter will send his monkey Klaus on an expedition into outer space.
00:19We switch you now to Bahnhof Flughaven for a live report.
00:23As you can see, people are getting excited as Dieter is about to enter.
00:32There is Dieter, of course, is Monty Klaus, Dr. Mobius, and Dr. Bonadei, the president of the Sprockets front-up.
00:43As they enter the giant hangar, where they will enter the ship and we will soon switch you to a
00:48live press conference.
00:51Why are you sending a monkey into outer space?
00:54Because art is dead.
00:55Why on Christmas?
00:58Christmas is traditionally the time when most suicides occur.
01:03What do you have to accomplish by this ridiculous act?
01:05Your questions have become tiresome.
01:07Come, we are ready now.
01:09Everyone must touch my monkey for the last time.
01:12Give me Frumpf.
01:13All right.
01:14And so, for the last time, sadly, those closest to the monkey Klaus...
01:20The monkey!
01:23The monkey has blasted the monkey!
01:25The monkey!
01:26The monkey!
01:40The monkey!
01:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:13Accidentally, Dieter and his monkey and people, let us try to regain contact.
02:18Can you hear us? Come in, please.
02:21Come in.
02:23Can you hear us?
02:25My God, we are doomed.
02:29Right on us. I needed that.
02:32Yes, we are doomed.
02:34And I am filled with remorse, and it is most delicious.
02:38Should all declaimtons be forgot and never brought to mind?
02:46Should all declaimtons be forgot and days of our lives lie?
02:54From the cost of the foolish rockets, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
02:58And so from Westdeutsche Rundfunk, we wish you all a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
03:04Good night and don't care.
