00:01Sprockets, Sprockets. Best German Television presents Sprockets with your host, Dieter.
00:11Welcome to Sprockets. I'm your host, Dieter. Winter is coming and I'm as happy as a little girl.
00:20This week we have a very special Sprockets. Join us, won't you, as we play...
00:26Das is Jeopardy!
00:30Brought to you by German Ego Waffles. German Ego Waffles. You will Ego my Ego. Now.
00:40Welcome to Das is Jeopardy. In a moment I will explain the rules, which will be enforced strictly.
00:45But first, let's meet our contestant. Our first contestant is a banker from Garmisch-Partenkirchen.
00:52Please welcome Gunter Strauss.
00:54Thank you, Dieter.
01:00Tell me, Gunter, do you have any hobbies?
01:04Well, I collect rare smoked sausages, and I like to make cheese whistles.
01:12Tedious.
01:13Our next contestant would like someday to be a film actress, but currently she works at a desalinization plant in
01:20the Neckar Valley.
01:21Please welcome Veronica Koenig.
01:24Thank you, Dieter.
01:26And what are your interests, Veronica?
01:29I like to shoot skeet, and of course I am fascinated by brine.
01:34But I would have to say that my hobby is growing my own hair.
01:40Thank you, Veronica.
01:41Thank you, Veronica.
01:41And finally, we come to our returning champion, Susan.
01:44Susan.
01:47You are Germany's most celebrated she-male, but you have never told us what you do for a living.
01:53Well, currently I am between gigs, but in my spare time I am an amateur vivisectionist, and to relax I
02:02like to shave horses.
02:07I will now explain the rules.
02:10Contestants answer questions from the board.
02:12A wrong answer not only denies the contestants cash, but it also administers a non-lethal, though painful electric shock
02:19to this pensioner from Baden-Baden, Frau Schreiber.
02:24How are you, Frau Schreiber?
02:26I am fine, Dieter.
02:27Perhaps a little hungry and frightened.
02:31Very good.
02:33Now let's look at the board.
02:34Our categories are pain, fear, art, inert gases, countries that are weak, and things that begin with P.
02:47All right, let's start our game with our current champ, Susan.
02:51Thank you, Dieter.
02:52I would like pain for 117 marks.
02:57The word for taking pleasure in other people's sorrow or agony.
03:02Susan.
03:03What is schadenfreund?
03:05Correct.
03:08Okay, I think I'm going to stick with pain for 304 marks.
03:13A staple food in France.
03:17Susan.
03:18What are lies?
03:21No, I'm sorry.
03:25I'm sorry.
03:27I'm sorry.
03:29Exquisite.
03:32Anyone?
03:37What is bread?
03:39Pain, pain, P-I-I-N.
03:41Bread, French staple food.
03:42Ah.
03:45Okay, Susan, you still have the board.
03:47I'll take art for 107 marks.
03:50All righty.
03:52Paul Simon's ex-partner's first name.
03:56Veronica.
03:58Who is art?
04:00Correct.
04:02Veronica.
04:03I'll take art for 438 marks.
04:07It is the abbreviation for the Alsatian Railway Terminus.
04:14Veronica.
04:16What is art?
04:17Art.
04:18Correct.
04:19A-R-T.
04:20Art.
04:21Again, you are right.
04:23Okay.
04:24Fear for 98 marks.
04:29Audio daily double.
04:31What do you wager?
04:32I will wager, 53 marks, and 37 fennings.
04:38Very well.
04:39Do you recognize this sound?
04:42You are nothing.
04:43You were a mistake.
04:45You impede me.
04:46I excreted you.
04:52I'm sorry.
04:53You have run out of time.
04:55Oh, my God, it's evil.
05:00Gorgeous.
05:01I will play it again.
05:04You are nothing.
05:06You were a mistake.
05:07You impede me.
05:09I excreted you.
05:13Gunther.
05:14Mother!
05:16I'm sorry, in the form of a question.
05:19I'm sorry.
05:20What is mother?
05:24Correct.
05:25Correct.
05:26Well done.
05:29That signals the end of regular play.
05:33We now come to ultimate Das ist Jeopardy.
05:36Winners will receive a tongue bath, courtesy of the House of Velvet.
05:41Tonight's category is the radar system at New York's Kennedy Airport.
05:47How will you bet?
05:48Gunther, you have 98 marks.
05:50I have never been to New York, so I will bet nothing.
05:54Veronica, you are our leader with 491 marks and 63 fennings.
05:58Dieter, I know nothing of radar, so I will bet nothing.
06:02Susan, you are in last place with negative 187 marks,
06:06which will be garnished from your wages should you ever be employed.
06:11How will you bet?
06:13I will bet it all.
06:16Okay.
06:16Here is the question.
06:18Kennedy Airport uses the Westinghouse Aegis radar system,
06:21which sends out a pulse beam of charged particles
06:24at a rate of 60 kilopascals per second in a swing V vector.
06:27Kennedy Airport is named for this person.
06:30Begin!
06:39Okay, you will put your pens down.
06:44Gunther, you bet nothing.
06:46What is your answer?
06:47Who is John F. Kennedy?
06:50Correct.
06:51That leaves you at 214 marks.
06:54Veronica!
06:55Veronica!
06:55John F. Kennedy.
06:57Sorry, it must be in a form of a question,
06:59so you are left with nothing.
07:01Susan!
07:02You bet negative 187 marks.
07:05Who is John F. Kennedy?
07:07Yes, and negative 187 plus negative 187 is negative 374.
07:13And since there are no integers in Das ist Jeopardy,
07:16you are the remaining champion.
07:17Congratulations, Susan!
07:22I want my tongue back now!
07:25That is the end of the game.
07:26Now to tell us, brackets, when we dance!
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07:35My name is Dieter.
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