Is Jason Bo?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a character named Bo on the TV show 'Superstore' that reminds Dave of Jason.

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00:00Have you tried this new Glow Motion flavor from 5-Hour Energy?

00:02Oh yeah, I had mine this morning. Now we wait.

00:05For what?

00:05My superpowers.

00:07Dude, it glows under UV light. It's not radioactive.

00:11I was hoping it would make me a little bigger, if you know what I mean.

00:14Jesus.

00:23Jason Moore Moore reminds me of this...

00:25I don't know if you guys ever watched the show Superstore.

00:27Probably not.

00:28No.

00:28Superstore?

00:29No, it was...

00:30It was one of those things that came on, started streaming during COVID when you had nothing

00:34to watch.

00:34Yeah.

00:35It's funny.

00:36It's funny, and Bo is this character.

00:39You're comparing me to someone from a TV show?

00:40Yeah, here we go.

00:41What do you got?

00:42Here we go.

00:43This is not caring.

00:44I'm not saying that you look like him.

00:46This person is challenged, Dave.

00:46I'm not saying you look like him.

00:48They are, aren't they?

00:49You're saying he acts like him?

00:50That's Bo.

00:51But there's stuff about him that you remind me of.

00:55No, look, I want the sour cream and onion chips.

00:57I can't eat the ones with the ridges on them because they hurt the top of my mouth.

01:01That's part of the experience, Cheyenne.

01:03I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore.

01:06Nah, but I saw that clip of you two boning on the internet, you know what I'm saying?

01:09Wow.

01:09Yeah.

01:10She was already pregnant.

01:11Whoa.

01:12What if you got a double pregnant?

01:15That's me?

01:16Yeah.

01:17Yeah, that's you.

01:18Okay.

01:19That's you.

01:20Sure.

01:20That's you.

01:21I'm going to full send that.

01:23Oh, my God.

01:25Full send.

01:27What's that, Jason?

01:28Double pregnant?

01:28If he had continued along his, like.

01:31He's not a moron.

01:32If he had continued along his.

01:33He went to Michigan.

01:34Mayo rapper.

01:35He's a U of M grad.

01:36He went to Michigan.

01:38Come on.

01:39You can't just go to Michigan.

01:40If he had continued along his Mayo rapper route.

01:45You don't just get in.

01:47Well, that's not really possible.

01:48Those babies are up in Amy's stomach.

01:50Just fighting out.

01:51Like, yo, baby.

01:51I was here first.

01:52What's that?

01:53Like, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

01:54Give me that freaking bill.

01:55I can't control it.

01:58Oh, that's me.

02:03You don't act like that.

02:07Apparently, this is you.

02:09What are you talking about?

02:10I'll let it ride, man.

02:11In Dave's mind, you're a Rastafarian rapper.

02:18Oh, yeah.

02:19Just pick another random clip.

02:21There are elements of the character.

02:22Thank you, Court.

02:24Like, what?

02:25Like, I don't get it.

02:27I think, you know, Jason's into basketball.

02:29He's into hip-hop.

02:30Right.

02:30And he could have went down that path.

02:32Like, this guy's like a wannabe rapper.

02:34Okay.

02:34Right?

02:35So that maybe got in my head when he told us that story.

02:37Jason wasn't a wannabe.

02:38Is there anything that Cheyenne and I can say to help you change your mind?

02:43I don't know.

02:44It's like, I want to be sex positive.

02:46But, like, on the other side of the hand, thinking about my wife banging an old couple.

02:51No, no, no.

02:54Jason.

02:55I sound like that.

02:57I guess.

02:58Exactly.

02:58No, you don't.

02:59All right.

02:59A little bit.

03:00Well, you know, Dave.

03:03If that's what you think I sound like, then I guess that's what I sound like.

03:06This is him on the...

03:07Yes.

03:07I know this is him playing basketball.

03:09Of course.

03:09That's what he sounds like when he's playing basketball.

03:11Yeah, when he's smack talking.

03:14He's Bo on the court.

03:15He's be twerking on your car in the parking lot.

03:17He's slobbering glizzies for Chuck.

03:20Yeah, that's right.

03:23Give me some of that.

03:24Give me some of them gilts.

03:26I'll be licking Dame Edna.

03:28I'm doing it all, Dave.

03:30Thank you so much, Dave.

03:31I guess he's kind of right.

03:33Headed for the Superstore.

03:35That's where I'm going to be when you wrap this up.

03:37It's very possible.

03:40You don't care no more, huh?

03:41They don't care no more.

03:42They don't care no more.

03:43They don't care no more.

03:45They don't care no more.

03:47Together.

03:47Man, it don't care neither, Dave.

03:49Whoa.

03:50Nice piece, dog.

03:51What, is it like a Kruger Magnum?

03:52It's a Glock.

03:53Oh, nice.

03:54Very nice.

03:56How do I shoot in that?

03:57My gun?

03:58No.

04:00Oh, what's that?

04:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

04:01Woo, woo, woo.

04:03Okay, I got it.

04:04Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

04:06Oh, my God.

04:07Huh?

04:08Oh, my goodness gracious.

04:09I'm wearing that chain tomorrow.

04:10Oh, my goodness.

04:11He walks by this big girl eating shrimp, and he's like, yo, save some shrimp for the sea.

04:20What?

04:20You just sold it, Jason.

04:23Now I'm all in.

04:24Oh, my God.

04:24Yeah, it's him.

04:27You do a really good impression.

04:29Oh, my God.

04:30Yeah.

04:30Yeah, he basically just was trying to sound like Eminem.

04:33I have to watch Superstore now.

04:35He's honestly one of the greatest characters on the show.

04:37He's so funny.

04:39It's from the same people who did St. Dennis Medical, if you watched that recently.

04:43No.

04:43Don't know what to do.

04:44There's Court with another obscure reference.

04:46I don't know.

04:46It's not an obscure.

04:47It's not an obscure.

04:48It's not an obscure.

04:49It's not an obscure.

04:49Maybe other people know that are listening.

04:52Yeah.

04:52Young people.

04:53Yeah.

04:53They'll know.

04:53They're like, oh, yeah, St. Dennis Medical.

04:55We've all seen it.

05:00What the hell is St. Dennis Medical, Court?

05:02Court just went by on a skateboard.

05:03Sorry.

05:04I missed what he said.

05:05Heya, kids.

05:09This show is lit and it's streaming now.

05:13Check out our podcast.

05:17Cloud nine.

05:18Cloud nine.

05:19You better come inside because it's hell outside.

05:22I don't play by the rules.

05:23Send the tanks to our schools.

05:25Immigration.

05:26Deportation.

05:27Neal, dog.

05:28Rock the vote.

05:29Fracking.

05:30Campaign finance reform, bitches.

05:33Pow.

05:33Pow, pow, pow.

05:36That's exactly his rap.

05:37It's not far off.

05:38From how I might have looked on the streets of Ann Arbor at one time.

05:41Oh, my God.

05:42Oh, man.

05:44Yep.

05:44He's a white rapper from the streets of Ann Arbor, Michigan.

05:49Mayo.

05:50Home of the Michigan Wolverine.

05:55His name is M.C. Mayo.

06:01Every time I saw him, I thought of you.

06:03That's great.

06:04I mean, I don't know how long you've been doing this with me every day.

06:08That's what you've been picturing.

06:10Since COVID.

06:10Yeah, since COVID is five years ago.

06:13That's why he's always smirking at me.

06:15He's like, what's up, bro?

06:16What, what, what?

06:16What's up, bro?

06:18He's been holding on to that for five years.

06:20Yeah, I have.

06:21He has.

06:22Because I thought he could find it offensive, but...

06:24Dave, don't care no more.

06:26Dave, don't care no more.

06:27I made one comment about twerking on his car, and he's like, oh, yeah?

06:30Yeah.

06:30He's like, check this out.

06:32Well, you can twerk on my car all you want, but I don't know if you've ever seen a television

06:36show.

06:37Oh, this is the clip I was talking about.

06:39This is my favorite one.

06:42It's a big girl eating shrimp.

06:44Yeah, no, no, no.

06:45Whoa, easy on the shrimp.

06:47Those are supposed to be for everybody.

06:49Oh, it took a few.

06:50Yeah, it took a few hundred.

06:51All right, put that back.

06:53Yo, keep this girl away from the ocean.

06:55That's where the shrimp's at.

06:58Whoa.

06:59Oh, man.

07:00We just play a clip of this every day now.

07:02Yeah.

07:02Oh, it's so funny.

07:04Oh, my God.

07:05Superstore.

07:06A bunch of people are asking.

07:07Superstore.

07:08Superstore.

07:08If you want to see it, I think it's streaming on Netflix still.

07:10Or just tune into this show, because you'll get to Hear Bo every day.

07:13Hear Bo Live!

07:15Yeah.

07:15Whoop, whoop, whoop.

07:16And if you like it, check out St. Dennis Medical.

07:18Yeah, St. Dennis Medical, whatever that is.

07:21Yep.

07:21Yeah.

07:22Obscure mentions from Court.

07:24Well, the older guy that's in it, like the store manager guy, he is from...

07:30Kids in the Hall.

07:31Kids in the Hall, which no one here is going to know.

07:33Classic Canadian comedy show.

07:34Yeah.

07:35But he's really funny in it, too.

07:36It's a really good cast.

07:37It's the girl that was in Barbie.

07:41She's like the main star.

07:43You know, the dark-haired girl, the mom from Barbie.

07:45Oh, okay.

07:45Yeah.

07:46She's the main star of it.

07:47But the head security guard woman is hilarious.

07:51There's like a bunch of good...

07:53Huh.

07:53It's a show I never would have watched if it wasn't for COVID.

07:56COVID did it.

07:57But it got me into it.

07:58Well, and then also you saw some Jason.

08:00Yeah.

08:01And then, yeah.

08:01Once I saw Jason.

08:03Oh, he's getting a shrimp.

08:05Was it supposed to be for everybody?

08:07I only took a few.

08:08Yeah, it took a few hundred.

08:10Put that back.

08:11Okay.

08:11Yo, keep this girl away from the ocean.

08:14That's where all the shrimp's at.

08:16I can't believe you held on to that for so long.

08:18Oh, my God.

08:18I just, I don't know.

08:19I don't know.

08:20He's got way too much energy to be near.

08:22I know.

08:22That's true.

08:23It's like Dave said.

08:25It's not a hundred percent.

08:26No, it's just bits.

08:27And...

08:27I imagine if your life had gone the mayo route.

08:30Yes.

08:30Like, this is mayo.

08:32I would have been like that.

08:32Yeah.

08:33Yeah.

08:34If this guy's name was mayo.

08:37Right?

08:38Yes.

08:38D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Dave and Chuck the Freak.

08:40Oh, wow.

08:42Boop, boop, boop, boop.

08:43Siren sounds.

08:45So he plays basketball on the show?

08:47Oh, yeah.

08:47He's like a baller and a rapper.

08:49Oh, yeah.

08:49It's everything.

08:50It's everything we want.

08:51Yep.

08:51It's everything we want.

08:53He's living that life.

08:53I'm in.

08:55I'll be both.

08:56Careful what you wish for.

08:57Yeah.

08:58I'm only going to talk like Bo.

09:01I'm only going to make Bo comments.

09:03Oh, my God.

09:03I mean, it'll probably be good.

09:05Be better than I normally do.

09:06Watch that highlight reel of his because it's great.

09:09Oh, man.

09:10Okay.

09:10Yeah.

09:11And he's peppered in there.

09:12They don't abuse it.

09:14You know, like...

09:14Oh, that's good.

09:15Like, he's a bit...

09:16He's just like a bit character.

09:17Yeah.

09:17He's just one of the workers' husbands.

09:20All right.

09:20Okay.

09:20So he's only on the show now and again.

09:22That does fit.

09:23Yeah.

09:23Perfect.

09:24Yeah.

09:24That's good.

09:25I wasn't ready for that, but that is something.

09:29I'll tell you what.

09:30Yeah.

09:31Yeah.

09:31It's working on your car.

09:35What up, Dave?

09:36All right, Bo.

09:36Whatever you need, Bo.

09:38What up, Dave?

09:38You do it, man.

09:41Dave, don't care no more.

09:41Oh, no.

09:42I can tell.

09:43That's obvious.

09:43I can tell.

09:44We will take a break.

09:45We will take a break.

09:47We will take a break.

09:49We will take a break.

09:50We will take a break.

09:51We will take a break.

09:52We will take a break.

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09:55We will take a break.

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