Is Dave a Douchebag?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a video of a reporter bumping into a baseball team's cameraman and being annoyed, rather than helping him up. Then, joke about Dave doing something like that.

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00:00You know, I think coffee tastes like shit.

00:02Hey, why don't you try a five-hour energy shot instead, dude?

00:05Same caffeine as coffee, zero sugar, and 17 flavors.

00:09Hey, thanks!

00:10Now what?

00:11I had some garlic bread last night.

00:13You better leave me alone with this mug.

00:20All right, Fox Sports reporter Ken Rosenthal is on an apology tour.

00:25He knocked over a cameraman.

00:26Oh, yeah.

00:27And then appeared to stand over him with, like, what the F, dude?

00:31You're in my way.

00:32He was in his way.

00:34And he's realized he came across as quite a douche.

00:37I don't know if people know this.

00:42So, yeah, he knocked him over and then gives him a look, like, come on, man.

00:48What a douche now.

00:49Yeah, I think he is.

00:51He's not going to be playing videos this morning in full size.

00:52Yeah, I think he is a douche, though.

00:53We don't.

00:54That's me.

00:55I didn't.

00:57He was the one that asked Pete Rose the, was it, did he have a Pete Rose moment where

01:06he asked him a question about something?

01:08I don't know.

01:09I can't remember exactly what it was.

01:11I mean, not that you're a douche or anything, Dave, but you would probably yell at somebody.

01:15Oh, yeah, for sure.

01:16You know, like, you know, if somebody gets in your way, you almost.

01:18Yeah, I think because he is a douche.

01:18No, he's not.

01:19Hey!

01:20He's not.

01:21Okay, no, that's it.

01:21But you've said that.

01:23That's it.

01:23No.

01:24No, no, no.

01:24I didn't say that.

01:25No.

01:26I'm saying you yell at people when they get, like, they fall or they get in the way.

01:30I'm trying to say, you know, you've done it before.

01:32You're kind of like, what are you doing?

01:34Yeah.

01:35You know?

01:35Don't look at me.

01:36Like, if Dave kicked.

01:36You had a good old laugh over there.

01:38No.

01:39What?

01:40I don't think you're a douche.

01:41That was for him.

01:42Oh, no, no.

01:43I don't think.

01:43I'm just saying.

01:44Like, if you were on the other side of the door and Dave kicked the door and it smashed

01:50into you.

01:50He'd yell at you.

01:51He'd yell at you for being there.

01:53That's my natural instinct.

01:54And we know that.

01:55So, you could argue that that could be interpreted by some people.

02:03But that would be in a funny way.

02:04That guy didn't do it in a funny way.

02:06No.

02:07Would you put your hand out and help me up?

02:09No.

02:10Yes, of course I would.

02:11Oh, right.

02:12He didn't do that, this guy.

02:13No.

02:15He could have been like, ha-ha, and picked him up.

02:17Chuck's really burning my biscuits today.

02:19He is.

02:19He's burning my biscuits.

02:20So much so you're staring me down.

02:22Yeah, you can't even look at Chuck.

02:24I don't even want to look at him.

02:26I'm doing it.

02:27I'm trying to make Jason laugh as much as possible now.

02:30I didn't think that one was funny.

02:31I thought it was hurtful.

02:32Well, let's not.

02:33Can we rewind the tape to look at your reaction to it?

02:35Oh, I don't know.

02:36Because I'm pretty sure you were laughing your ass.

02:39It was more your reaction.

02:40Oh, wow.

02:41Yeah.

02:42You made it before I did.

02:44Your laughter made me turn my ass.

02:45It's turf-toes tough.

02:46I don't know if I could perform today.

02:48Okay.

02:48I feel like I started all this, and now I'm sitting back.

02:51Yeah, you really did.

02:51I'm back.

02:52Oh, that's not what I meant.

02:54Dave would do that douchey behavior.

02:56No.

02:57I didn't say that.

02:58I said not.

02:59Take it away, Chuck.

03:00Call him a douche.

03:02Lizzie just serves it up.

03:03Yep.

03:04Nope.

03:04Chuck.

03:05He chose to say that.

03:06I could imagine Dave doing something sort of like that.

03:09Go ahead, Chuck.

03:09Nope.

03:11Dave's a douche.

03:12Nope.

03:13Oh.

03:13I said he was not.

03:15No.

03:15I'm just saying.

03:16I mean, I know just from working with Dave, I've been on the other side of a kick door

03:20like many times.

03:22Like, we used to work in an area that had no window.

03:25It was just a giant fire hazard solid door that Dave would kick with all his might, and

03:34you would, every once in a while, you got smoked by it.

03:37And I don't ever remember, you know, like a.

03:42I open a door with purpose.

03:44Yeah.

03:45Because generally, I have lots of stuff in my hand, and sometimes I got to use my feet.

03:48Yeah.

03:49And I mean kicks.

03:50Kicks it.

03:51Like a, like an ICE agent getting inside of a Home Depot, you know?

03:58You're going back to your homeland, bitch!

04:00Yeah.

04:00Yeah, he kicked, he kicks the door.

04:03You know what I mean?

04:03He was deporting me that day.

04:05Yeah.

04:06So this guy apologized.

04:08Apologizing.

04:09Oh, well, he is now.

04:10He's on us, yeah.

04:12Yeah.

04:13I don't know.

04:13Your true colors get caught, and then, and then it's like, you know.

04:16Should at least make sure the guy's okay.

04:18Right.

04:18Help him up, right?

04:19Yeah.

04:20He just stares him down like a douche would.

04:23Yeah, exactly.

04:24Yes.

04:24That's what I would, how I would describe it.

04:28At least he looked at him.

04:30He did look at him.

04:33Taking a real hit today.

04:34What did he say?

04:34I'm telling you.

04:35Well, you know, Dave said he wouldn't even look.

04:37Oh, he wouldn't even look at him.

04:39Right.

04:39I've got it now.

04:40Yeah.

04:40It's in my contract, actually.

04:41No eye contact with the talent.

04:43Oh, no.

04:45Well, don't start that.

04:46I know.

04:47That'll spread around.

04:48Yeah, because now they're going to be like, I don't know if he knows what they did.

04:50Oh, God.

04:50First Lisa called the douche, then Chuck backed it up, and then Kort said he would look at

04:53him.

04:53They all hate him.

04:55He's going to hate his guts.

04:57It's going to be on the radio blocks.

04:57Dave kicked them all or something.

05:00Dave kicked Kort.

05:01Kort, surprisingly, I love my co-workers.

05:05Yeah.

05:05Surprisingly.

05:08I think that if Kort was on the other side of a door and you kicked the door into Kort,

05:16you would help him up.

05:18And Kort fell on the floor?

05:19Oh, you're not sure.

05:21Yeah, the Kort went flying.

05:22No, Kort didn't find Kink, of course.

05:23Would you at least ask him if he's okay?

05:26Yeah, you might not touch him, but he might.

05:28He would.

05:28But what if he went back on his back and sort of like rolled up and his legs spread off

05:34in the air?

05:35Dave walked in on me bending over the other day.

05:37Then you might be like, oh, no.

05:39Yeah, I had a question for him, and I'm like, hey, Kort, can I?

05:42And he was like bent over, and I'm like, wrong time for a question.

05:46And I left the room.

05:47See?

05:48I was plugging in like a Kort.

05:50A lamp.

05:51A lamp.

05:52He needs a lamp in there.

05:54It can wait.

05:56Yeah.

05:57I don't know.

05:58You know.

06:00No crack, though.

06:02No crack.

06:02That's true.

06:02Well, I didn't see it long enough to know.

06:04Which is quite shocking.

06:06Why?

06:06Normally.

06:07Because I'm a crackman.

06:08Yeah, his pants are loose.

06:09God.

06:10Anyways, I guess this is for me, then.

06:14No.

06:15Oh.

06:15Yeah.

06:17Uh-uh.

06:17Not yet.

06:18You're a douche.

06:19I'm not a douche.

06:20You're a stupid douche.

06:21You are so a douche.

06:22I'm nominating you for biggest douche in the universe award, you douche.

06:25Dave and Chuck the Freak salute.

06:27The douche bag of the day.

06:30It's the day bag of the day.

06:31Oh, my God.

06:32We could switch that up.

06:33Oh, look who's covering his mouth.

06:36He's coughing or something, I think, in there.

06:39I think he's having a fit.

06:42A little bit.

06:42Are you serious right now?

06:44No, his allergies are really kicking in, you can tell.

06:46Is it you're defending?

06:47No, like, look at him.

06:48You're the douche pro?

06:49Look.

06:50He can't even breathe in there.

06:51What's wrong?

06:51He can't.

06:52Jason?

06:53He's fine.

06:54Can you talk?

06:55No, he's got a...

06:56No, I can't.

06:58No.

06:59He's enjoying us a lot.

07:04He loves it.

07:05No, the day bag of the day, that was funny.

07:08You guys were just making me laugh.

07:10That's all.

07:11And usually you're upset that I'm, like, not happy, so now let's be happy and happy.

07:15At my expense, true.

07:17Whatever.

07:18Whatever works for you, man.

07:20Someone said, just joined in.

07:22Did Dave kick court?

07:23Yes.

07:24Is Jason okay?

07:24Oh, no.

07:25Yeah.

07:25All right.

07:26Ow.

07:26Okay.

07:28He's going to HR.

07:30If we had HR.

07:32It's in writing.

07:35Oh, wow.

07:37Yeah.

07:37Just trust me.

07:38I've been on the other side of the door.

07:40I know.

07:41And Dave has a tendency, if you get hurt or injured, he is going to yell at you.

07:46He's going to yell at you.

07:47I panic.

07:47That's how I react.

07:48He yells at you.

07:48It's not like I apologize for kicking the door into you.

07:53What the F is wrong with you?

07:54It's your son of a bitch.

07:55Why are you on the other side of the door, you dumbass?

07:58Panic Tourette's.

08:00Yeah.

08:00Is the best way to explain it.

08:02I know.

08:02You almost karate chopped me.

08:03Yeah.

08:04You went into, like, karate form because I turned the corner.

08:08Yeah.

08:09I'm ready to protect myself at any situation.

08:13I was a little on edge then.

08:15I don't know what to say.

08:15Yeah.

08:16It's okay.

08:17Anyways.

08:18It happens.

08:18Moving on.

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