00:00What are we baking?
00:01Cake.
00:02Cake?
00:03Yeah.
00:04What kind of cake?
00:05Mice cake.
00:06Don't put all that in there.
00:08Yeah.
00:10I've never baked anything in my life, ever.
00:15That's the bowl.
00:17Chef.
00:20I'll do it at home.
00:22I'm out.
00:24I'm going to do it.
00:25There's a bit of shell in there.
00:27Oh!
00:28Shoot carefully.
00:28Start the mixing.
00:30Stop the mixing and crack your eggs.
00:32Oh, they're in there.
00:36Right.
00:37I've done this completely wrong.
00:39Stop the mixing and add your eggs into a now empty sugar bowl.
00:45And then?
00:47And then whisk with a fork.
00:49What speed is it on at the minute?
00:51Three.
00:52Three.
00:53That looks disgusting.
00:56No, it doesn't look bad.
00:57It looks like custard, actually.
01:00That's not right.
01:01Your mixture may look slightly split, but don't worry.
01:05Located next to your mixer is a bowl of flour.
01:09Grab your spoon and add the flour one spoonful at a time.
01:15Yeah, slow it to one now if it's combined a little bit.
01:18That's two.
01:18That.
01:21I just had a look over and theirs does not look like ours.
01:26Right, let's go.
01:27Get some flavor.
01:35Keep in mind, your thing's still mixing while we're here.
01:37Poor scotch.
01:46Add three to four pipettes worth of flavoring.
01:50Oh, this.
01:52That's looking good, you know.
01:56Oh, I smell like poor scotch.
01:58I said it's home for a chardonnay.
02:02Right, listen.
02:03I've done all this.
02:05No help from you, mate.
02:07From me?
02:08No help from you.
02:09Is that better?
02:10Is it on?
02:11Are you going to put it on to heat number six?
02:13Oh.
02:13So you need to put your egg whites.
02:15Eggs.
02:16And?
02:16And the sugar only.
02:18And the sugar?
02:19Yeah, so if you put the egg whites in first.
02:21That looks disgusting.
02:24All of it?
02:25Yeah.
02:26Oh, goodbye to you.
02:27And get your spatula.
02:28Until the sugar grains are completely dissolved.
02:32I'm still sleeping.
02:32Please, silver mixing bowl.
02:34So how do you feel about Penny coming late?
02:36Um, Penny coming late.
02:39Look.
02:40It's not half all that.
02:42She's not earning a full whack today.
02:44It's definitely going to get her wages docked.
02:48I'm not having any of these.
02:49I've made them all.
02:50Oh, alright then.
02:52Pour the mixture into the clean silver mixing bowl.
02:55And attach it and the whisk to the stand mixer.
02:57Go on here.
02:58Oh shit.
02:59Oh yeah.
03:00Ah, pour that in.
03:02Is that in?
03:05Right, I'll do that.
03:06Yeah, you do that.
03:08Oh.
03:10Right.
03:11Where's the fondant stuff that we use?
03:13Oh, it's all on my foundation.
03:15So do I need to come and get it?
03:16Let's go, let's go.
03:19I know that.
03:20There's shell in there.
03:23Chew carefully, okay?
03:24What coloured fondant do you want?
03:27They're all green.
03:28All green?
03:29Yeah, like Uncle Barry's plants.
03:33Uncle Barry's plants.
03:34Get me sick.
03:35Mum's lipstick.
03:37Mum's nose after she's been out with Uncle Barry.
03:40My hair.
03:42Right, let's go.
03:42Your hair?
03:43Yeah, can you go.
03:44I've got more green.
03:45I've got the, you've got more green.
03:47I've got the yellow for Smackhead Steve's tooth.
03:51They're looking good now.
03:52It needs like mixing.
03:53So it needs like working.
03:56It's working.
03:57What?
03:57I've got Play-Doh!
03:59It is Play-Doh!
04:01It's Play-Doh!
04:01It is.
04:02Oh my God!
04:03Edible.
04:03Edible Play-Doh.
04:04Isn't it?
04:05It's my kind of Play-Doh.
04:07I've got to have it.
04:08It's not a good one.
04:10Right, you've got to mop his head.
04:12Mop his head.
04:13Get it on there.
04:14We need more green.
04:15We need more green.
04:27Turn it down a bit.
04:29There you go.
04:30Is that alright?
04:31Amazing.
04:32Are you sure?
04:34He's no idea.
04:35He's no idea.
04:36How do you want to do these plants?
04:38Like a plant?
04:39All of them like that.
04:41Yeah?
04:41Yeah?
04:42Yeah, yeah.
04:43Is it like this?
04:45Oh my God!
04:45Yeah!
04:46Have you seen my Uncle Barry?
04:48No, why?
04:49You, why?
04:50Oh yeah!
04:55That's better, isn't it?
04:57Well, they're looking bad.
04:59How do you think it's going so far?
05:00Yeah, it's going great.
05:02Erm, fantastic.
05:03Getting some funny looks.
05:05It's not my fault though.
05:06I'm doing a cake for Uncle Barry.
05:08Right, I need to tear these out.
05:12Why is this boy in Africa?
05:14Yeah.
05:16I didn't get here in.
05:18How do you get them out?
05:19Pick it, pick it up.
05:23Tim, Tim.
05:24Can you put them in?
05:25Did you not butter them?
05:27Did you not butter the tin?
05:28No.
05:30Are you meant to?
05:32Where's Vin?
05:34Is there a bit?
05:35Where's the...
05:36Where's Vin?
05:37Where's the...
05:38Where's Vin?
05:39No, no.
05:41Hello.
05:42Hi.
05:44And make sure you put some soap on.
05:46Soap.
05:47Some soap.
05:50Does that look alright?
05:52Looks like cottage cheese.
05:58This isn't how it's picked.
05:59Can I grab some of that?
06:01Black one.
06:02I'll just get one.
06:03Just one.
06:03You just need one single one?
06:04Yeah, we'll need like little bits.
06:05Thanks.
06:07Can I eat them James?
06:11That's what looks like I'm grabbing them back.
06:17That looks good.
06:19Who's that?
06:20Get off.
06:22Get off mum.
06:24Can I put this in something?
06:25Yeah.
06:26Do you want to stack it?
06:27Yeah.
06:27It's leaning.
06:28Yeah, but we'll make it straight.
06:29Get off the papers.
06:30We have 15 minutes.
06:32Get them on.
06:33Get them on.
06:34Get them on.
06:34Get them on.
06:35Get it down the sides as well.
06:38Whoa.
06:39Wash.
06:44Might as well do it here because you can turn in that.
06:47Beautiful.
06:49You can see cake on top there.
06:50Shut up.
06:52Don't you destroy my plants.
06:54Right.
06:56Put one on.
07:00It doesn't look like holly.
07:04Spit it around.
07:09Spit it around.
07:12Spit it around.
07:1910.
07:20So it's got snotman and reindeer at the top.
07:22Oh my god.
07:23Really?
07:23Oh my god.
07:25You want to see them.
07:26Oh my god.
07:28Oh my god.
07:29Oh my god.
07:30Oh my god.
07:31Yeah, we might not win.
07:33Would you like to talk about something?
07:34Yeah, so that pig looks like my mum.
07:37Them flowers, we made them look like holly, but they're actually plants from Uncle Boris' attic.
07:43If we don't win, you relate.
07:44My fault.
07:46If we don't win, it's my fault.
07:48I know nothing about cakes.
07:50Nothing about baking.
07:51But what's so good in it?
07:52It is a good cake.
07:54What is it?
07:55And the pig, you can see it's a cake.
07:57A what?
07:58A cake.
07:59Cake.
08:00Cake.
08:00In third place, we have...
08:07No mistake!
08:09Third place meet!
08:11Third place!
08:12Third place meet!
08:13I mean, I think we were fourth realer.
08:16They were joint second, weren't they?
08:17I can deal with all this negativity.
08:19Did you taste it at the end?
08:21Yeah.
08:21Oh, it tastes...
08:22No, it tastes...
08:23It was like, did you have some germs?
08:25Well, nice, wasn't it?
08:27Oh.
08:27Yeah.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Yeah, yeah.
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