00:00This is the estate agent, isn't it?
00:01It is, yeah.
00:02Right, so I'm looking at getting a new house.
00:06I need to move out.
00:08But how old are you?
00:09I'm 3, nearly 6, but I've got to move out.
00:12You're a bit too young.
00:13I think 3, nearly 6 is a bit young, Tim.
00:17It's not.
00:19It's not young.
00:20Can I move in with you, then?
00:24You can't move in with me, no.
00:26Cheap rent, and then I'll pay you, what?
00:2850 quid a month, and then I'll live there.
00:31How does a 3-year-old get 50 quid, Tim?
00:34Why, you've no idea.
00:36I sell sweets in school.
00:40I've got a lot of bags of sherbet that smackhead Steve gives me.
00:45He lets me sell the bags of sherbet,
00:4870-30 split, in his favour, a bit unfair.
00:51But there, bang, bosh, you've got your 50 quid.
00:55Can you let me move in?
00:58I can't, Tim, I'm sorry.
01:00You've got to be over 18.
01:01Yeah, 3, nearly 6 is a bit young.
01:04Yeah, but 3 times 6, that's 18.
01:07Help me move out, because the place that I live,
01:10I don't like it.
01:11I don't like it.
01:12However, it does have some of its benefits.
01:16If you need a new pair of trainers,
01:18you just take it off the phone line above you.
01:20It's that sort of place where I'm at.
01:24I need somewhere with a beautiful view.
01:26Okay.
01:27Not a smelly attic,
01:29because Moon Kabari's got plants in the attic
01:31and they're stinking.
01:35And it's somewhere where the police don't come round all the time.
01:40Asking for the plants in the attic.
01:42It's nothing to do with them.
01:44Is there anyone else I can speak to right now?
01:46Is your mum there?
01:48My mum's in bed.
01:49And that's what I need as well.
01:51I need a bigger bedroom,
01:52because my mum takes up half the room.
01:57That's not because of the make-up.
01:58She doesn't have make-up.
02:00No, she's beautiful.
02:01She just can't afford to buy it.
02:02She's a larger lady.
02:05I think that's the polite way of saying it.
02:07She's a larger lady.
02:11What do you mean in layman terms?
02:13Is she a fat pig?
02:17Oh, crap, you.
02:18I'm going to try.
02:19I'm going to ring a different estate agent.
02:20It's a proper one.
02:23This is a proper one, Tim,
02:24but you've got to be over 18.
02:26We're going to talk to your mum.
02:27Seems a bit unfair.
02:32Seems a bit unfair, really.
02:33All right, I'm going to go.
02:34I'm going to go and speak to my mum, then.
02:37See if I can move out.
02:38See if I can move out.
02:42Do you need to get your mum to ring us, Tim?
02:45Yeah, I'm going to want to ring you.
02:47OK.
02:48I'll get my mum to ring you, all right?
02:51Yeah, OK.
02:52OK.
02:53All right.
02:54I'll see you in a bit.
02:56See you in a bit, Tim.
02:57Love you.
02:57Bye.
02:58Love you.
02:59Bye.
02:59Bye.
03:00Bye.
03:01That woman just walked into that bar.
03:03Bye.
03:04Bye.
03:06Bye.
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