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00:03It's almost the end, huh?
00:05No.
00:06They say it could be weeks or months.
00:11You have to put him somewhere.
00:13I can't.
00:14You have to put him somewhere.
00:15He doesn't want to.
00:17He wants out.
00:18He wants out.
00:21Does that have the end-of-life directors?
00:23No extreme measure.
00:24Okay, okay.
00:30Shel, we have options.
00:33Don't say it.
00:34Don't say it.
00:35Okay, you say it.
00:39I Googled.
00:42Sometimes I do some Googling.
00:50So you liked me.
00:52There was no conference.
00:54Well, there was a conference, but I just...
00:57I didn't attend.
00:59So it was just a...
01:00It's a room full of straight men in dresses.
01:06Dancing.
01:08Oh, dancing.
01:10Together?
01:11Yes.
01:14Wives come.
01:16What?
01:18Wives come.
01:22You're saying you want me to go with you?
01:25Guys bring their wives.
01:26And it's not what you think.
01:28It's a wonderful, wonderful community.
01:31Everyone is so...
01:33I'd love to share it with you.
01:36Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:44What if you, like, donated it to kids going through chemo or something?
01:47Babe, I know you can't appreciate what it is to be an addict, but you gotta respect the fact that
01:51you're living with one.
01:52Well, I thought that you were into cocaine.
01:53Yeah, it's a drug, okay?
01:55And a drug is a drug, and I'm sober.
01:56Okay, okay, babe.
01:57I'm trying to understand.
01:58Okay, and I'm really sorry about what happened with Bianca.
02:00Yeah, well, Bianca's responsible for what happened to Bianca.
02:12This is really bad of you.
02:14I had no place else to go, so...
02:16Well, I feel like it's absolutely my fault that you got the boot, so you can absolutely stay here for
02:20a day or two.
02:21Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:25This is Stevie Wonder.
02:27Sorry, Stevie.
02:28Hey, you like huevos rancheros?
02:31Yeah.
02:32It's my specialty.
02:33I'm gonna make you some in the morning since you're letting me still here.
02:36Okay.
02:37Okay, cool.
02:41Remember when I had my gallbladder surgery?
02:44Oh, you are a horrible patient.
02:46There were saltines all over the place.
02:52Is this Zenku? Where's the garlic stuff?
02:54No, I got that from my place, uh, just around the corner.
02:58Oh, oh, I just ate the tushy.
03:01Mmm, delicious.
03:02Oh.
03:03So, now that you want to be a woman all the time, do you still want to date women?
03:07Yes. I mean...
03:09She'll be still me.
03:10So you're a lesbian.
03:13Well...
03:13So we got gay married before it was fashionable.
03:20I can't wait.
03:21Yes, please.
03:22Hello.
03:23Hi.
03:24Oh, hi.
03:25What trampoline?
03:26Oh, that trampoline.
03:29Hey.
03:30So here's the stuff.
03:31I'll pick them up in a couple of days.
03:32Okay, cool.
03:37I miss this couch.
03:38They don't have squishy couches out in the Palisades.
03:41Cammy's sort of making everything really modern and kind of Palm Springs-y and stuff.
03:45She's very specific about how things should look.
03:49And me...
03:51I'm sorry.
03:52I'm like, shouldn't be.
03:52We just had a thing, so...
03:54I'm just...
03:54Oh, God, she made me flush all my weed.
03:57Wait, since when do you have weed?
03:59Oh, that...
04:00Well, that was since I...
04:01I don't know, I stressed out after this guy came to Shabbat and threatened all these women with a knife.
04:06It's...
04:07Who was that?
04:09Some weird...
04:10Asshole...
04:11Guy.
04:14Never got high with me.
04:15It actually calms me down.
04:18It's like...
04:19Pen thingy.
04:20People use a pen to get high.
04:21I know, it's crazy.
04:23It's crazy.
04:23I know.
04:25Where would you get a pen like that?
04:27You do not.
04:30What?
04:39Hi.
04:40Hi.
04:41I teach Tolmed in about a half an hour, so we have only like 15 minutes.
04:45Okay.
04:45Okay.
04:46Cool.
04:46Great.
04:47Okay.
04:48Uh, what's the class about?
04:50Josh.
04:52What do you want?
04:53I totally fucked up.
04:56You took care of me.
04:57You made me an incredible meal.
04:59I was a douchebag and I got caught up in some stupid family stuff.
05:04You were right to leave.
05:07I am sorry.
05:14Uh, you wanna get some food or something?
05:18I teach class in a half an hour.
05:21Right.
05:21So...
05:22Right.
05:23Can I just like, wait for you?
05:30I'm just gonna look.
05:31Wait.
05:32Wait.
05:33Here.
05:44And then I walked into Dale's house and it looked totally different.
05:47I mean, has anything like that ever happened to you?
05:50Yeah.
05:51So anyone feels after they've bone someone random.
05:53No, listen.
05:55It wasn't just like that wanting to ditch out.
05:58It was truly bizarre.
05:59Like, I didn't know where I was, like who I was, how I got there.
06:04Hey, I know why you were there.
06:05Why?
06:06Because you were there to learn.
06:07My preschool teacher was like, have your mom cut out letters so I could hold them when I was in
06:10the bath.
06:11Because I'm a tactile learner.
06:13You?
06:14You're a vaginal learner.
06:16What?
06:17It's like you have to stick stuff in there in order to understand it.
06:21That's what it seems like at least.
06:22Right?
06:23Hey, what is this?
06:24Wait a second.
06:24Hold on one second.
06:27Oh, hey, it's a record.
06:28That's right.
06:29Like that.
06:29I know, you're like, what's this?
06:30What's this giant thing in me?
06:31Oh!
06:32It's the Statue of Liberty.
06:34Ouch!
06:34Please don't put the Statue of Liberty in my vagina.
06:36There's a lot of things you shouldn't put in there.
06:38Josh, might I just listen to this record all the time?
06:41I know.
06:44That's actually Josh's record.
06:46What do you mean?
06:48He gave it to me.
06:50Really?
06:51You and Josh trade records?
06:53I didn't even know you spoke to each other.
06:55Yeah, I mean the record trading thing, that's kind of new, but...
06:59Yeah, we hang out.
07:01Really?
07:02Like just Saturday morning?
07:04You're just like, hey Josh, what are you doing?
07:05You want to hang out?
07:09Huh.
07:15There's so many things I would have done differently.
07:19Like telling the kids about my dad.
07:21We should have done that together.
07:28Yeah.
07:31Well, I knew we were unhappy, but...
07:34It didn't occur to me to do anything about it.
07:38I mean, I wanted you to be a happy lady.
07:50I gotta get my shit together.
07:52I got a date tonight.
07:53What? You have a date?
07:55What are you, Tindering already?
07:57No.
07:59It's, um...
08:00Melanie?
08:01Torres?
08:03Melanie Torres?
08:04You mean your assistant?
08:05Oh my God.
08:06That's disgusting.
08:07What, you've been like sharing an office with her for four years,
08:09and the whole time you've just been thinking about tossing it in her?
08:11But I didn't.
08:12But you wanted to.
08:14That's the important part, I didn't.
08:16Until...
08:17You gave me the go-ahead.
08:22What are her tits like?
08:24Nope.
08:24Come on.
08:25No.
08:26What are her tits like?
08:28They big.
08:29They little.
08:30They're small-ish.
08:33You like them?
08:35You guys, you like them?
08:36They're fine.
08:37You like them?
08:37They're fine.
08:38Okay, I'm gonna ask you something.
08:39Do not lie.
08:40These were all overwhelming for you?
08:43Is that, were these overwhelming?
08:45Yeah, our main problem was that your tits were too big for me.
08:49No, I think I managed them quite well.
08:51Let me tell you something.
08:53Nobody beats your tits.
08:57Tammy loves these Mammer Jammers.
09:00Tammy and I agree on one thing.
09:03Well...
09:03Not couches.
09:04And tits.
09:06We agree on two things.
09:07Which, what's the other one?
09:08Both of your tits.
09:13I should get the office.
09:14I should get the assistant.
09:16None of that really matters.
09:17Because the only thing that matters is being the first one to find that band that's untouched.
09:21And then when you find them just like having that instinct to know, this is the sound that's gonna break
09:25through.
09:26That's all that matters.
09:27See, I think I'm like the literally exact opposite of you.
09:31I just try to take really, really, really old shit that people have heard a million times.
09:37And then I try to make it sound new again.
09:42Hey, I left my sweater in the bathroom.
09:44Kel, Bianca.
09:45Bianca Raquel.
09:45Hey.
09:46Hi.
09:47What's up?
09:48What's up?
09:49Oh, you're wearing that shirt I like.
09:51Later.
09:51Later.
09:53What is that?
09:55She is crashing here.
09:57Later.
09:57Hi.
09:58She's my sister's new girlfriend's ex's stepdaughter.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Stepdaughter, yeah.
10:04We can take a second if you need to and get your story straight.
10:08Um, there's no story.
10:10She's living here?
10:11She is just crashing here.
10:13It is temporary.
10:14She's living here.
10:15No, she's crashing here.
10:16Oh, okay.
10:17She's a kid that...
10:17I don't know how to play games.
10:19I'm not playing.
10:20I really don't want to.
10:20I'm just...
10:21Hey.
10:22I'm not playing games.
10:23I think I just...
10:24I think I need to go, Josh.
10:25If you don't mind.
10:27Can we calm down for a second?
10:28I am calm.
10:30Clearly.
10:30This is just...
10:32Waste of my time.
10:33I'm wasting your time?
10:34Yeah.
10:34What, spending time with somebody that you actually like?
10:37Oh.
10:38You like me, right?
10:40Yeah.
10:41Okay.
10:42That's good.
10:43So, can we not be in a rush?
10:45Like, why are we in a hurry?
10:47I'm not in a hurry.
10:48You brought up your eggs on the first date.
10:51You're gonna seriously throw that back in my face.
10:53I was trying to make a joke about my eggs.
10:56I'm not ashamed that I want a family, Josh.
10:59Sorry if that is so terrifying to you.
11:00I could have been kicked out of the temple.
11:02For what?
11:04For fucking a congregant, Josh.
11:05I'm not a congregant.
11:07I put you on lists.
11:08I added you to my email blast.
11:10Yeah.
11:10I'll unsubscribe.
11:11I don't care.
11:12That is...
11:12Really, gentlemanly.
11:14I don't give a fuck about that.
11:14And we never fucked.
11:16Anyway, did we?
11:16No, we didn't fuck.
11:17No.
11:27I wanna kill you.
11:29Can I kill you?
11:32Yes.
11:32Yes, come inside me.
11:33No, I'll kill you.
11:36No, no, no, no.
11:36No, no, no.
11:37No, no, no.
11:40No, no, no.
11:41No.
11:44No, no, no.
11:46Oh my god.
11:47It's okay.
11:49Okay.
11:53Oh my god.
11:55Are you fucking my brother?
11:56Oh my god.
12:01Oh my god.
12:03Do you care?
12:03No.
12:03If I care, does this occur to you that this might make me feel strange or bad or weird?
12:10You make me feel bad all the time. Like, all the time.
12:14Like, remember when you were in college and you were like, come visit me, and I drove all the way
12:17there.
12:17And then I just hung out with your roommate while you, like, fucked some guy in the back room.
12:20You're talking about stuff that happened literally decades ago.
12:23And, like, I'm buying you drugs. And you're like, okay, thanks for the drugs, now I'm gonna do it with
12:26someone else.
12:27Or you just leave me in, like, buttfuck nowhere with some trans man, and then I'm, like, dressing you up.
12:32I don't know why you're acting like a fucking jealous girlfriend.
12:35And what any of that stuff has to do with this!
12:38I feel terrible constantly. Constantly.
12:42I just don't even exist in this. Like, you're not listening to me.
12:45I don't understand. Stop yelling at me and making me feel...
12:48I'm sorry. I'm sorry you had about this. Like...
12:53What do you mean you feel terrible constantly?
12:57I'm constantly hurting you?
13:01It's just hard, um...
13:04I feel like since, um...
13:07Like, since eighth grade, I just...
13:10I've had, um...
13:13Just feelings for you, like, um...
13:17That are confusing.
13:19That aren't just, like, friend...
13:22Friend feelings. Like, they're more than friend feelings.
13:24And, um...
13:26It's just...
13:26I don't know. It just seems weird that you've never noticed those before.
13:31I'm just confused.
13:35If this...
13:36Is how you feel...
13:39Then why are you sleeping with my brother?
13:43But if you're feeling possessive,
13:45Doesn't that mean you...
13:47Might feel the same way as me?
13:54Me?
14:12Okay.
14:20You do this in front of other people?
14:22Yeah. We do. Everyone does stuff. It's just a...
14:27Oh, fuck.
14:29Honey.
14:30It's me.
14:31Shell.
14:33I love you.
14:37It's me, honey.
14:39And how long has it been you? Hmm?
14:42Was it you when we met?
14:45Was it you on our wedding night?
14:48Yes.
14:53I can't.
14:55I'm done.
14:59All right.
15:01They have arrived.
15:03Look at that burnt orange color.
15:04Isn't that gorgeous?
15:06It's a little 70s, isn't it?
15:07No, because I'm in the color.
15:08The orange with the blue, you know?
15:10Yeah.
15:10You okay? You like it?
15:11Yeah, it's cool.
15:12Really?
15:12Yeah.
15:13You really do?
15:13Honey, I like it.
15:14Okay. All right. Good. Good.
15:16Yeah, I think it's awesome.
15:16I fucking love it. I want to fuck that chair.
15:18Okay.
15:19Okay.
15:20You ever think about Barb and Len?
15:22Yeah, of course.
15:23Of course I do.
15:24Do you think, like, about what we did to them?
15:25Do you think that's okay?
15:26You know, it's just, uh...
15:29They're on their own path, babe, you know?
15:31You know, Len started dating this Melanie chick.
15:33Yeah.
15:34His assistant.
15:35His assistant.
15:36Okay.
15:37Seriously?
15:38You know?
15:38Like, how cliche can you get?
15:40And she has this disabled son, so basically he's gonna spend, like, the rest of his life
15:44going on slow walks and washing mittens.
15:46That might be what Len needs.
15:48That's just gonna take him away from us and, I mean, from the kids.
15:50You sound like I...
15:52You might be a little bit jealous, babe.
15:54I'm not jealous.
15:54I'm just venting.
15:55Can I vent?
15:56I'm just venting.
15:57You can vent, if that's really what you're doing.
15:59You just...
16:00You sound a little more like you're jealous.
16:02You know?
16:02And I...
16:03I know a little something about being jealous, because people have been jealous of me my entire
16:07life.
16:10What do you wanna do?
16:13What do you wanna do?
16:13Order food.
16:14Watch dumb movies.
16:16Yes.
16:18Say in bed all day.
16:19Yes.
16:21Do that.
16:32You didn't tell me you could sing?
16:35Never asked.
16:42Well, there's no ambulance, so hopefully we still have time to say goodbye.
16:45One last thumbs up.
16:47You know what?
16:48Don't be a dick right now, okay?
16:49Can you do that?
16:49What's wrong with you?
16:51Nothing.
16:51I don't wanna talk about Ed.
16:52The thing is, if he was already dead, like, there wouldn't be ambulances.
16:55There'd be like a coroner and a bunch of people from the temple.
16:57Didn't Ed have any family of his own?
16:59Well, if I remember correctly, his lack of family was a strong selling point.
17:03So everything's...
17:04It's open!
17:05My lord, that is a lot of medicine.
17:07Is he gone?
17:08Not yet.
17:10Where is he?
17:11In the bedroom.
17:12Papa, what are you doing here?
17:14Hi, kids.
17:15We made Arnold Palmer's.
17:16Come on in.
17:18It might be a little sweet, so tell me, and I'll just adjust the ratio.
17:22Dad, what are you doing over here?
17:23Do you want one?
17:24Yeah.
17:25It's perfect.
17:42How you doing?
17:50You look good.
17:56So you guys have been hanging out?
17:58A little bit.
17:59Yeah, what are you doing here?
18:00Oh, I just came over because I was feeling kind of down.
18:04Seems like my kids abandoned me at a critical moment in my journey.
18:08So I felt kind of down.
18:09I thought I would visit your mom, whom I trust.
18:12I was up there on stage, and I was, I believe, trying to do my best.
18:17We were there.
18:18We were there.
18:18We were there.
18:19You weren't there.
18:20That row was...
18:21It was just at the very last...
18:23I mean, you were amazing.
18:24You were great.
18:25No, really.
18:26It was really, really, really good.
18:27What did you like?
18:27Those wigs.
18:28We.
18:29And your makeup.
18:29We rented those.
18:30I mean, you looked stunning.
18:32And your eyelashes.
18:33Oh, my God.
18:35Can we get on with it, honey?
18:37Ed is in a dire state.
18:39We've been talking about this.
18:40And I'm done.
18:41That's all there is to you.
18:42Your mom is done.
18:42He's done with what?
18:44Well, and that's why we invited you over here,
18:46so that you could have a chance to say goodbye.
18:48Wait, what does that mean?
18:49Because he's about to die?
18:51Well, not now, but sooner than we thought.
18:54He's in a lot of pain.
18:55Well, we're gonna ease Ed into the next transition.
19:01He's fine.
19:01He's exactly the same as always.
19:03I was just in there with him.
19:04He was smiling at me.
19:05He smiles.
19:05He blinks.
19:05He pisses.
19:06He shits.
19:06You don't have any idea what his life is like.
19:09I'm sorry.
19:09Are you talking about his life or your life?
19:11Because if you're done, that's fine.
19:13But I don't think you get to decide when his is over.
19:15And your mom, her anxiety is through the roof.
19:18To get one of you three to even notice what's going on here is almost impossible.
19:22We notice.
19:22You don't notice, sweetie.
19:24I do.
19:24I call her all the time.
19:26Do I not?
19:28I don't want you to call me.
19:32I want you to be here.
19:39He's the only one who comes.
19:41She?
19:41No one else.
19:43Not one of you.
19:44Come on.
19:44I am cleaning the piss and the shit and the vomit.
19:48And I sit here alone with him in front of the television and I have nobody to talk to.
19:52We're here.
19:52Yeah, but your minds are elsewhere.
19:55He came over to be with me.
19:56She.
19:57I'm a she.
19:58I'm a woman.
20:01She takes care of me.
20:04Wait.
20:06I can't.
20:08Anymore.
20:09I can't.
20:11Look at me.
20:12Look at me.
20:14It's either him or me.
20:16I think we should get the rabbi over here.
20:19I feel like we need some outside help.
20:21What do we need the rabbi for?
20:22It's a big decision.
20:23What?
20:24We're like religious Jews?
20:25I'm gonna text her right now.
20:26Why do you have the rabbi's number?
20:29We've been hanging out.
20:31We're hanging out.
20:32Oh my God.
20:33Oh my God.
20:33Oh my God.
20:34Are you fucking the rabbi?
20:35The rabbi?
20:37You're fucking the rabbi.
20:38You're fucking the rabbi?
20:39Mom.
20:40Mommy.
20:40This is different.
20:42Mom!
20:43I love her for him.
20:45I do too.
20:46But wait.
20:46I want to go on record that I was the one who first said that I thought she was fabulous
20:50for him.
20:50Right?
20:51But I called it.
20:52I've never felt like this before.
20:54Oh my God.
20:54I have to get out here.
20:55I know.
20:55Oh my God.
20:57Like goosebumps.
20:59Oh.
21:01Alice.
21:02What's the deal?
21:03Can you just leave me alone?
21:04No.
21:05It's like totally insane in there.
21:06I think we should all be there together.
21:08Well, I'm not helping to do it, so.
21:10We're just helping by listening.
21:11No, you're helping by helping.
21:14Okay.
21:14Okay.
21:14You know what?
21:14Everyone can't fail.
21:15All the time.
21:17That's great.
21:20Okay.
21:21You know what?
21:21I'll just deal with it.
21:23Yeah, go.
21:24Go take care of it.
21:25Go take care of killing Ed.
21:26Oh yeah.
21:26No, you relax.
21:27You relax.
21:28You stay here and take care of yourself, Alice.
21:29As usual.
21:35Why are you being an asshole?
21:37What's going on?
21:40Um, I don't know.
21:42Maybe something like you've been fucking Sid and didn't think it was necessary to tell
21:48me about that?
21:51That.
21:51Yeah, that.
21:52Yeah.
21:53Right.
21:54Okay, sorry.
21:55Look.
21:56It is not a big deal.
21:58She's my best friend.
21:59It's a big deal.
22:00Okay.
22:02I'm sorry.
22:03It's over.
22:04It's never gonna happen again.
22:07Especially now.
22:09And, I gotta tell you.
22:11I mean, I'm dying to tell you.
22:14Raquel, and me, I'm in love.
22:20Really?
22:21Yeah.
22:21You're in love with the rabbi?
22:23Yeah.
22:26Wow.
22:27You're in love.
22:28Thank you for telling me that.
22:29Congratulations.
22:30I gotta go.
22:35So, I have four bottles of Percocet from when I had the brachial cyst removed.
22:39And, you know, and I can just grind it up and, you know, and it'll be good.
22:43So, four bottles does it?
22:44Yeah.
22:45That's what they, that's what they say.
22:46It's, it's enough.
22:47And you put it in, I'll grind it and put it in the IV.
22:51Okay.
22:52Well, it looks like you did your homework.
22:54You did.
22:54I had to.
22:55We had to.
22:56So, we're, we're really doing this.
23:09We could have a wonderful shiver.
23:10Oh, a shiver.
23:12Oh, we could have a great shiver.
23:16It's very good.
23:17We should do it at the house.
23:18No.
23:18No, no.
23:19We're gonna, we're gonna do the shiver.
23:20We're gonna do it here.
23:21But we have a big house.
23:22Yeah.
23:23I've already got the stuff.
23:24What do you mean?
23:24You put a supply, which shiver supplies you're buying around?
23:27I have the napkins.
23:28Oh.
23:29And I, and I have the stirrers.
23:30And I have the mustard.
23:32Guys, she has the mustard.
23:33No, seriously, Tammy.
23:33You can't die for something.
23:43I love you.
24:06My friend Harry Finkelstein...
24:08Oh, I love this one!
24:10So my friend Harry Finkelstein went to the doctors the other day
24:13to pick up his wife's blood test results.
24:16The nurse said there was a terrible mistake at the lab.
24:19There were two Mrs. Finkelsteins.
24:21One Mrs. Finkelstein's results came back positive for Alzheimer's.
24:24The other Mrs. Finkelstein tested positive for the CLAP.
24:28So Harry says, why don't you take another test?
24:31And the nurse says the insurance won't cover that.
24:33That can't be true.
24:34Shut up, I want to hear this.
24:35So Harry says, my wife either has Alzheimer's or V.D.?
24:39Whoa, what the hell am I supposed to do?
24:42The nurse says, drop her off in Burbank.
24:45If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her.
24:50Oh, that's so good!
24:52That was a mean joke.
24:53Not too mean, but a joke.
24:56I'm just here to make you happy.
25:02Lathiah.
25:04Now kisses deep.
25:06Heading out this morning
25:08Into the sun
25:13Riding on the diamond waves
25:17Little darling woman
25:20Warm wind caresser
25:24A lover it seems
25:27Oh, Eddie
25:30Oh, Eddie
25:31Dreamboat, any
25:32Ship of dreams
25:35Oh, Eddie
25:37Dreamboat, any
25:39Ship of dreams
25:44Going down the city sidewalk
25:48Alone
25:54No one knows the lonely one
25:59Who's heavy, heavy clouds
26:07Sad faces painting over with those amazing smiles
26:15Heading out to somewhere
26:18We won't be back
26:21For a while
26:26That was good!
26:28Were you guys even aware of hard before today?
26:31Sure!
26:32I think we got a hit on our hands
26:33It's good to see you guys!
26:42So, keep things kind of quiet today
26:44Uh, no
26:46I want to tell everybody
26:47Is that okay?
26:49Hey
26:51See you at the funeral
26:52Okay, good
26:55What you doing?
26:57Don't say shit!
26:58Sex!
26:59Okay
27:00Oh my god!
27:02Cuteness
27:04I'm coming, I'm coming
27:05Oh my god
27:06Mom, what is that stuff?
27:08Mustard
27:08Sweet and low
27:10Stirrers
27:11Jesus
27:11Mom, I got that at the house
27:12You don't have to bring it
27:13Just in case
27:15JJ!
27:16Oh, jolly
27:17Hi, Gigi
27:18Oh
27:19Alright, alright
27:20Sit down
27:20We're gonna go
27:21We're gonna go
27:21Sit, sit
27:22In the grace
27:23Tuck away
27:24Yeah
27:26Jesus
27:26You think you brought enough?
27:28Just in case
27:29Like I said
27:30Are you kidding me?
27:59Oh my god
28:00Did you invite Rita?
28:02No
28:02Looks like she's got
28:03A new teenage boy toy
28:05Some things never change
28:07So sorry
28:08For your loss
28:09Thank you
28:09You're all great
28:12All bearers
28:15One on each side
28:21Hey, we need two more
28:24It's okay, Tina
28:25I got it
28:25No, I got it
28:25It's okay
28:26It's okay
28:26I got it
28:27Do you want it?
28:27Alright, you know what
28:28Take it
28:30One, two, three
28:31Lift
28:32It looks a little heavy for you
28:33I got it
28:34Yeah, I got it
28:34Thank you
28:35That's good
28:39And so today
28:40We are going to remember
28:41The life
28:42Of Ed Paskowitz
28:44Who lived his life
28:46With dignity
28:46And kindness
28:48And respect
28:51Even when his health
28:52Suffered
28:53He remained
28:54Beautifully positive
28:55And I know that he loved
28:57His family
28:58And so today
28:59Let's celebrate his life
29:01Did you water the coleslaw?
29:04Yeah, Mom
29:04I got it
29:06Both kinds
29:07Don't worry about it
29:20Oh, my Lord
29:24Is that the march?
29:30What is that?
29:32Okay
29:32Yeah, okay
29:34Wow
29:37God, you're not kidding
29:39No, I wasn't
29:45Hello, everybody
29:58You okay?
30:00Of course
30:01Go
30:03Is everybody staring at Dad right now?
30:05Does it matter?
30:07See you, Ed
30:10Hey, let me ask you a question
30:12What?
30:12I'll be buried next to you and Tammy
30:13If you guys end up together
30:16Sure, if you want to
30:25Sparkly Star of David you've got?
30:27Thank you
30:28Since when are you into Judaism?
30:30For a while now
30:32Oh
30:33I know
30:42Hey
30:44Hi
30:47I read this
30:49Thing that it's an old Jewish tradition
30:51To cut your tie
30:52At the funeral
30:53But
30:54I don't really
30:55You know it
30:56Okay
30:58Okay
31:05All right
31:07Thanks
31:08Yeah
31:22Did Josh ever tell you
31:23That he loved you?
31:28Did you know how a serial killer wants to see in your eyes?
31:31That like
31:32You know you're gonna die
31:34Well
31:34Josh wants to see in your eyes that you love him
31:37You never met anyone like him before
31:40What's crazy is he told me about that
31:42But then it was still happening
31:43I was still that person looking at him
31:46It was just a total mindfuck
31:47Okay
31:48That's
31:48I don't know
31:49Anyway
31:52I don't even really care about that
31:55I mean
31:57It's really just the fact that you lied to me
31:59Right
32:00That you both lied to me together
32:01Okay
32:07So
32:07Should I go to the chiva?
32:10You don't have to come
32:11To that
32:14Okay
32:25It's good to see you
32:26I'm good
32:26Okay
32:27Yeah
32:28Uncle Mort
32:29Hi
32:30Uncle Mort
32:31Hi
32:33Thank you so much
32:34I just want to say I totally get it
32:36There's actually a little boy in my class
32:38Who suffers the same condition
32:39Come on here
32:40So
32:40You need to ever talk
32:42I'm a kid
32:43I'm a bride's side
32:44Groom's side
32:44Excuse me
32:45I'm just kidding
32:46Come on in
32:46Good
32:47Thank you
32:47Go go go go
32:48Go sit down
32:49Go sit down
32:49And text your mother and tell her to get here
32:51I don't want her to be late
32:52She's always late
32:53I'll show you the kitchen yard
32:53Good to see you
32:53So sorry
32:54I'm gonna be laughing
32:56Oh Lynn
32:56How you doing?
32:57Where's the mustard?
32:58There's not enough mustard up there
32:59There's not enough mustard
33:00I put like a vat
33:01It's not enough
33:02Everybody likes mustard
33:03Put the whole container out there mom
33:04I am
33:05I'm gonna put the whole container out there
33:08You okay?
33:11Yeah
33:11I'm fine
33:12Let me know if you see any mustard
33:16Clap once
33:17If you can hear me everybody
33:19Okay if anyone can hear me
33:21Clap twice
33:25Come on around everyone
33:26Just sit down
33:27Let me get this little show on the road here
33:29I just wanted to welcome everyone
33:31To Ed's memorial
33:33Slash wake
33:34Also known as a Shiva
33:35I'd also thank all of you who have come
33:38Just for commenting on
33:39What we've done to the house
33:40Alright I don't want to take up too much time
33:42So I'm gonna give the floor here
33:44To this person on my right
33:46And your name is
33:47Ruth
33:48Would you like to share a memory?
33:52Ed made Shelley happy
33:55I'll say that
33:56I didn't know him very well
33:58We haven't seen each other very much
34:00I'm sorry Shelley
34:01That's fine
34:06Pass
34:08I'm Tiffany
34:09If I can go next
34:11I know I'm not
34:12Probably the closest person to Ed
34:14But I prepared something
34:17The Persian poet Rumi said
34:20A mountain keeps an echo deep inside itself
34:24Oh my gosh
34:28Holy shit
34:31Pass
34:31Pass
34:32Not me
34:32I have nothing good to say about Ed
34:35There's a story
34:36I knew it was Esther
34:36There's a story
34:37Do not piss off Esther
34:39She will fuck you up
34:40At your memorial service
34:44And that's how I hold your voice
34:46I think we all could say
34:48That's how we held Ed's voice
34:50You know I heard from people here today
34:52He's a great neighbor
34:53Started recycling here
34:55Is color okay?
34:57It's fine
34:58Okay
34:58Thank you
34:59Is that good?
35:01That's great
35:02So yeah
35:03Thank you
35:03So why do we cover the mirrors?
35:06What is
35:07What does the Bible
35:08Or the Torah
35:09Or the whatever
35:10Say about
35:11Whatever
35:12It's not in the Bible
35:13It's a
35:14It's a tradition
35:15It's about
35:16Being free from vanity
35:18About being free
35:19From that extra layer
35:20Of being seen
35:21Just letting us be
35:24There's another one in here
35:26Great
35:26Thank you
35:27That's nice
35:28I know so little about Judaism
35:31It's sad
35:32You have a horrible bat mitzvah?
35:35I didn't have a bat mitzvah
35:36My parents let me cancel it
35:40Wow
35:41That was
35:41Awful
35:43Well
35:43I was gonna say
35:45Horrible parenting
35:46People make mistakes
35:48And then
35:48Grow
35:49From an outsider
35:51Perspective
35:52I think your family
35:53Is incredible
35:54And your
35:55Your brother is
35:57Just
35:58Amazing
35:58I could not be happier
36:01Wow
36:02I know that that's a
36:02A lot
36:03I hope that's okay
36:03I
36:04I
36:04Yeah
36:05Okay
36:05No I mean
36:06Uh oh
36:14Oh no
36:15I feel like maybe
36:16There's something
36:16That you're not telling me
36:17If
36:17Please
36:20Please tell me
36:24Okay well I think
36:25Josh has a kind of
36:27Fucked up relationship
36:28With women
36:30And there's been
36:31A lot of women
36:32Oh
36:32Yeah
36:33I guess
36:33I mean I'm not saying
36:35He's like a
36:35Sex addict
36:37Or
36:38Love addict
36:39Or
36:41I don't know
36:41Maybe he's a love addict
36:47They should hang us
36:48Probably
36:51I'm
36:52I'm sorry
36:58I found that
37:01Okay
37:17Oh my god
37:18Oh this looks so nice
37:19I remember when I got this
37:20I got this at that little place
37:22In the East Village
37:24In New York do you remember
37:25Yeah
37:26It's really nice
37:27Are you doing okay
37:29I know it's so weird
37:30I'm so glad you're here
37:31You're here though
37:32Thank you for coming
37:33It's kind of weird
37:34Being
37:36Replaced
37:40You're not replaced
37:45Did you miss anything?
37:46Yes
37:49You miss my cock
37:51Sometimes I miss your cock
37:53Sometimes you miss my cock
37:54Because what
37:55Like toys
37:56That's just plastic
37:57They're really not that bad
37:59Oh they've made significant advancements
38:00In the field of
38:02Dildoology
38:02Yes
38:03They're very good
38:05There's different shapes and sizes
38:06It's not the same
38:08It's not like a warm
38:09Hot frog
38:11You're so good
38:12It's like you're my fucking cock
38:13Oh my god
38:17Wait wait wait
38:22I love you
38:23I love you
38:27Wait wait wait
38:28Quiet
38:30I don't want to be a fucking secret
38:33Just because you're
38:35From this family
38:36Doesn't mean you have to be like this family
38:48Uncle Ed loved to golf
38:49Remember this one time
38:51He hit this like nasty chip shot
38:53It was like the best one I've ever seen
38:56In person
38:56He'll be missed
38:57Where's Raquel?
38:58I don't know
39:00I know the desserts are being put out up there
39:03She's leaving
39:05Where are you going?
39:09I got another funeral
39:10I gotta go to
39:10I double booked
39:12What are you talking about?
39:14What are you talking about?
39:16Stop running
39:16Hey
39:17Why are you lying to me?
39:19What happened?
39:20I'm not lying
39:21Hey
39:23I love you
39:25Wow
39:26I want to have babies with you
39:27I want to do everything with you
39:29I should have said it earlier
39:29I love you
39:30Do you understand?
39:32I've like never loved anybody before
39:33Okay?
39:35Please
39:36Fuck you
39:38What?
39:39Hey
39:39Fuck
39:40Oh god
39:43What happened?
39:45What happened?
39:46Something happened
39:46Let me go
39:46No
39:47Somebody told you something?
39:49Was it Sid?
39:50Did she say something to you?
39:53Why would Sid say anything to me?
39:56Rita
39:58Rita said something
39:58Something to you
39:59Wow
39:59Josh
40:00How many are there?
40:01How many are there?
40:02Who the fuck did you talk to in there?
40:04Will, me, me, me, Sid
40:04Are there
40:05Where am I?
40:05Who cares?
40:06I fucking love you
40:07Promising babies to all of them
40:08Shut up
40:09I'm not
40:13Fuck
40:23You say something to Raquel?
40:24Who's Raquel?
40:25The rabbi
40:26Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
40:27I told her what a great service it was
40:29Yeah, that's it?
40:30Because it kind of feels like you're lying to me right now
40:32That's really what I was saying
40:35By your tone
40:37I'm assuming she's something more than a rabbi
40:39Maybe
40:39Yeah
40:40Like this conquest
40:40She's not a conquest
40:42Okay
40:42She's an incredible person
40:44She's like the best person I've ever met
40:47Stop joking
40:51Here
40:53Hi
40:54This is Colton
40:55Colton
40:55Yeah, Josh
40:56Enjoying the shiva?
40:58Yeah, it's my first one
41:00Great
41:01Hope you're having a good time
41:02Yeah
41:03Yeah
41:03We've got some Reese's Pieces out there
41:04You can check them out
41:05Maybe
41:06Do you want me to?
41:07Oh
41:08I could
41:09Do what?
41:10I don't
41:11I don't really know how to say this
41:12I'll just say it
41:15Rita's my birth mom
41:18And so I guess
41:20I guess that makes you
41:23My dad
41:25Yeah
41:25He's our son
41:34Hey, babe
41:36Babe, come on
41:38Every circle's coming to close
41:39Where are you?
41:39Oh, hey
41:40Hey
41:40Sorry, I spilled some wine
41:42I just had to
41:43Oh
41:43Clean it up
41:44You okay?
41:45Yeah, yeah
41:45It's all good
41:46Okay, good
41:46I'm good
41:46So you think people like the house?
41:48Oh, my God
41:48I think they're really
41:49I know
41:50Really
41:50It's so perfect for this
41:51I really opened up
41:52Great for an event
41:53I mean, it was just like
41:54That was really good
41:55The circle
41:56Oh, yeah
41:56I'm sorry
41:58It's okay
41:58You okay, then?
41:59Yeah, I'm fine
42:01What?
42:02You just
42:02Kind of
42:03Funny look on your face
42:04I think we should get married
42:06I think we should get married
42:09I mean, beyond thanking you all for attending
42:14I just
42:14I wanted to say how grateful I am
42:18How wonderful you've been with me
42:20During my recent life transition
42:23At Westlake Elementary School
42:25There was Mrs. Painter
42:28And I was standing in the girls' line
42:30And it felt right
42:32We've talked about this
42:34And she made me get out of that line
42:36And stand in the boys' line
42:37I have to pish
42:39That's when I knew something was different
42:41Well, I'm from Overland Park, Kansas
42:44It's a nice area
42:45You know, I
42:46Kansas?
42:47Yeah
42:47I'm going to be a senior this year
42:49I really like sushi
42:54Yeah?
42:55Yeah
42:55And nobody else really likes sushi by me over there
42:59And so, I don't know
43:02Do you like sushi?
43:06Oh
43:07Maybe I got that from you
43:09Yeah, I like sushi
43:11That makes sense
43:13Yeah, um
43:17It's just terrible timing, you know
43:18Because I'm really fucked up right now
43:20And
43:23I'm fucked up all the time
43:26And
43:28I'm not sure you're going to like me
43:35No matter what happens
43:38I'm always going to like you
43:44I haven't seen most of these people in years
43:45Now I'm reminded why
43:47Mom, why didn't I have a bat mitzvah?
43:49You didn't want one
43:49Yeah, but I was 13 years old
43:51Nobody lets a 13-year-old make that decision
43:54Mom
43:56Your father wanted to go to dress-up camp that weekend
43:58Camp woman wonka
44:00What?
44:01Camp what?
44:03Some camp in hots and plots in the woods where men dress up like ladies
44:09You're telling me I didn't have a bat mitzvah because dad wanted to go into the woods and dress up
44:12like a woman?
44:14That? You were a spoiled brat
44:18You know what it is
44:20It's Memory Keeper's Daughter
44:21Oh, I really love the book
44:23You did, didn't you love that book?
44:25Yeah, Barbara King's Lover
44:27King Salver
44:28Barbara King Salver
44:29I didn't write that
44:30Same thing
44:30King Salver
44:31Hey, Dad
44:32Hi
44:32So, um, Mom tells me that you cancelled my bat mitzvah so you could go to some dress-up camp
44:37in the woods
44:38Is that true?
44:39No, no, not at all
44:41No
44:42It was, uh, I let you cancel it
44:46I was 13
44:48Honey, you cancelled your bat mitzvah
44:4913-year-olds don't get to cancel bat mitzvahs
44:52Honey, you cancelled your bat mitzvah
44:53We made an agreement
44:54I respected your mind
44:56I can't get you to do your haft Torah
44:58What do you want me to do, point a gun at your head?
45:00Tzvah, don't be so self-centered
45:02There's another world out there
45:03It's not all, all me, all the alley
45:06All my feelings
45:08In this room, I'm the one who's self-centered
45:10That's
45:10Well, I believe so
45:11Oh, that's good, that's rich
45:12Because I don't need Judaism
45:14Who wants to be Jewish?
45:15You know, who needs guidance in life?
45:17I mean, what on earth would I do with God, you know?
45:20So thank you
45:20You can keep your voice down, all right?
45:21Oh, keep my voice down, huh?
45:22Because that's our family religion, right?
45:25You're being a little bit too much
45:26I mean, even for you
45:27There's some money to go to college
45:28But don't tell anybody, don't tell Josh
45:30Oh, my God, Allie
45:31Why are you always pushing money on me?
45:34Because
45:35My beautiful girl
45:37You cannot do anything
45:41You know, you have so much more to say now
45:44Than when I was writing your checks
45:46Giving you loans
45:48Which, by the way, aren't actually loans
45:50Because you don't pay back dick
45:51Do you understand?
45:52Not one cent
45:53I'm paying for your life
46:06I don't need
46:08Or want
46:09Or give a shit
46:10About your money
46:11You can't
46:12Fucking
46:13Scream
46:14At me anymore
46:15Because I'm an adult
46:16Okay?
46:17So there we go
46:18It's settled
46:19Done
46:19I have a question
46:21Now that you're, uh
46:21Now that you're not, uh
46:22On a payroll anymore
46:27Do you like me?
46:31If I didn't give you any money
46:33Would you even talk to me?
47:16I don't have a question
47:24this looks delicious I'm hungry you think it's still good I don't know smell it yeah
47:33oh good oh yeah I think so hey mom I got the coleslaw yeah but you didn't get both
47:42kind I didn't take a little just correct here taste this before I eat that good just tangy I'm eating
47:54it
47:54anyway it's delicious Tammy and I decide we're gonna get married oh a wedding you know normally
48:03I don't like cilantro but I like this oh that's wonderful you didn't ask me but I approve that's
48:10great yeah is she gonna be a fefferman I don't know I'll have to ask her well I'm not going
48:14to take
48:14in her name probably the only reason she wants to marry me is to get that name hi hi hi
48:22hi nice to
48:25meet you hi hi hi hey what's your name Colton Colton no no Colton Cole with an L Colton hi
48:35hello Colton
48:36weren't you here with Rita before yes that's what I thought have a seat no thank you great you
48:43hungry um sure um oh um oh I don't I don't I don't really care for um organ meat it's
48:50not organ
48:50meat it's chopped liver put some mustard on it you'll like her try it uh oh just taste it you
48:56like
48:57it really good who is he oh uh let me get some food in me first I usually uh I
49:06usually do a prayer
49:06before everything yeah we're Jewish man we don't do that um okay you're our guest he wants to do it
49:14we're holding hands welcome thank you your hands are so big um for this food this day
49:24these I knew she'd come back you see come on Allie come on Allie Allie McNally
49:35come on come sit for mommy come on come on come on she's coming come on down
49:50it makes uh the prayer more powerful if we're all connected
49:58I thank you Heavenly Father for this food this great day these lovely people in Jesus name we pray
50:08God bless you