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00:03Brian!
00:05Okay, boys.
00:06You've got 15 minutes.
00:08What do you got for me?
00:09The showman's shoe layout.
00:10You're going to love it.
00:12I'll be the judge of that.
00:14Sorry.
00:15You looking for someone?
00:17Yeah, the showman's shoe meeting.
00:18Mr. Ryder said I should sit in, learn a thing or two, he said.
00:23Well, Brian is the best.
00:25The best. Thanks, Brad.
00:27I'm Bob. I'm Brad.
00:29I'm Kip Thomas.
00:30I just started here.
00:32Well, sit your ass down, Kip Thomas.
00:34The boys are about to put on a show.
00:36So, how do we make this fucking ugly shoe exciting?
00:40The same way we made those fucking ugly raincoats exciting last May.
00:43Models,
00:44by taking your eye off this shoe
00:48and putting it on this face.
00:54But the trouble is that we're not selling this face.
00:57We're selling this hideous shoe.
01:03What do you think?
01:05I like it. It's really good.
01:10Only...
01:11Only?
01:12Well, why try and hide what the product is.
01:17Go on.
01:20I just photographed the shoe.
01:22With maybe a thought bubble.
01:25Saying something like, uh...
01:28I'm not hip.
01:29I'm a classic.
01:33Brian, may we continue, please?
01:35No.
01:35You may not.
01:37I'm not hip.
01:38I'm a classic.
01:40You've given it personality.
01:42With humor.
01:43Entertained its so-called dignity.
01:46How long have you been here?
01:48About two months.
01:49You know, they've been working here for two years.
01:52Draw it up.
01:54Me?
01:55Him?
01:55Him?
01:56Him.
01:58The boys will help you out.
02:00Won't you, boys?
02:09You know, I just have to say that a year ago, I don't think any of us would have dreamed
02:13that we'd be sitting here pregnant.
02:15I mean, it's really happened.
02:18Thanks to two true trailblazing pioneers.
02:22Melanie and Lindsay.
02:24Now you're role models.
02:25For us all.
02:29I wish I'd all leave.
02:30Shh.
02:31You don't want them to hear you.
02:32I don't care if they do.
02:33Why did we go through with this?
02:34We planned it for months.
02:35We couldn't disappoint friends, eh?
02:37How would they feel?
02:38How do you think I feel?
02:39Like a liar and a fool?
02:41Can we talk about this later?
02:42Sure, honey.
02:43Like everything else, I'm gonna go spike the punch.
02:47He's so cute.
02:51Ah, Franny's so cute and tiny.
02:53Christ, I hate cute and tiny.
02:58Oh, God.
02:59You're probably your best friend.
03:01Since high school.
03:03Oh, fuck.
03:04I'll drink to that.
03:06Don't worry anyways.
03:07I hate cute and tiny too.
03:09Baby leather jacket.
03:11Ah!
03:12That is so adorable.
03:15Oh, Christ.
03:16I would just kill for a cigarette right about now.
03:19All this baby business is just making me a little crazy.
03:22Why?
03:23Because you want one?
03:24Because I don't want one.
03:26Don't get me wrong.
03:28I like kids.
03:29Other people's kids.
03:32For about 10 minutes.
03:33I'm more of a career dyke myself.
03:36I used to say the same thing.
03:38That was until we had our son.
03:41I'm Melanie Marcus.
03:42Yes.
03:43Yeah, I know.
03:44The role model.
03:45I marry a McDonald.
03:46Definitely not a role model.
03:48Well, good for you.
03:50Though, I suppose you could say I am PC.
03:55That is, if PC stands for performs kind of lingus.
04:01Oh, God.
04:03You're wicked.
04:09So, you want to sneak outside for a smoke with me?
04:20P-Town party is coming up, boys.
04:22I'll make the reservations as usual.
04:25For the three of us.
04:28Three of us?
04:29Yeah, me and Emmett and Ted.
04:31Oh, we need someone older as chaperone.
04:33What sparkling wit?
04:35I live for your repartee.
04:36And what about me?
04:37You can't go.
04:38Why not?
04:39You're in a relationship.
04:41What have you forgotten?
04:41No more fun for you.
04:44Um, David said I could go.
04:46As long as I behave myself.
04:48Well, then what's the point of going?
04:49It just means more men for me and Emmett.
04:51Right, Emmett?
04:53Huh?
04:54Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:56What's the matter with you?
04:58He's got razor burn on his balls.
05:00I'm fine.
05:01I'm fine.
05:02Well, then get your ass on the dance floor.
05:11Are you coming?
05:12Or do we have to carry you?
05:14I just, uh, I just want to finish my drink.
05:26Hi, it's Emmett.
05:29No.
05:30They're making plans to go to P-Town.
05:32Yeah, now I want to go.
05:34All those men, all those drugs.
05:40And that's not the worst of it.
05:44Today I almost sold the watch my grandfather gave me on his deathbed
05:48to buy a ticket for Barbara's absolutely final farewell,
05:53I swear to God, this is it, concert.
05:55I mean, I can barely survive on my week's salary
05:58and I'm gonna help fill Mrs. Brolin's coffer?
06:00Sick.
06:02I'm sick.
06:03But there's a cure.
06:04That's why you came to see the light.
06:06Believe me, I know how you feel.
06:08I've been there.
06:12Look at this.
06:13What do you see?
06:15A picture of a drag queen?
06:17Or your mother?
06:19That was me.
06:20No.
06:21Come on.
06:22But you're so straight.
06:25I keep this photo as a reminder of my former life.
06:28But even then, I knew under all those wigs
06:30and those fabulous gowns,
06:33there was a conservative Republican computer analyst dying to be free.
06:38That's what see the light did for me.
06:40And it can do the same for you.
06:42If you're serious.
06:43I am.
06:44I am serious.
06:45I swear to God.
06:46Good.
06:47But don't fool yourself.
06:49It won't be easier.
06:50At some point you may even have to extricate yourself from certain corrupt influences.
06:54You mean my friends?
06:56Are they really your friends if they lead you into temptation?
06:59Well, I'd never do it deliberately.
07:02Emmett, if you see the light, you mustn't allow anything or anyone to divert you from the path.
07:12Thank you, Matt, for your support.
07:14Hey, that's why I'm here.
07:16To make sure you don't slip.
07:28Brian.
07:30You CEO of the company yet?
07:32Give me a week or two.
07:34So, Mr. Ryder told me you're really gonna use my ideas for the shoe ads.
07:38I'll steal anything good and put my name on it.
07:40That's great.
07:41Although Bob and Brad aren't too happy about it.
07:43Well, people with no talent usually aren't when someone with real talent comes along.
07:48Yeah, you're pretty talented yourself.
07:51In fact, you have a reputation.
07:54I do.
07:55For being the best accounting exec in the company.
07:58Yeah, that too.
08:01And that's why I asked if I could work with you.
08:04I thought Ryder assigned you.
08:06Yeah, I, uh...
08:09Lied.
08:12Come here for a second.
08:13Let me show you something.
08:16This is a new campaign we're starting for Liberty Air.
08:19I want you on the team.
08:21Oh, my God, that's, that's fantastic.
08:25Wow.
08:27How can I ever thank you?
08:32By doing a good job.
08:34You can count on it.
08:48I just want you to know that you can, you can count on me for anything.
08:53Day or night.
08:55Well, you really are going for the gold watch.
08:58I mean it.
09:04Because I think you're really, really amazing.
09:13What are you doing?
09:17Shit.
09:18I'm sorry.
09:19I didn't mean to, uh...
09:22Look, I, I don't know what I was thinking.
09:27Yeah, well, whatever it was, we thought wrong.
09:33Because I'm the one who makes the first move.
09:46You fucked him in your office?
09:49He was the best thing to come across my desk in a long time.
09:51You're unbelievable.
09:52Yeah, that's what he said.
09:54I didn't mean it like that.
09:55Don't tell me no one's ever had a big O at the big Q.
09:58I wouldn't know.
09:59Well, I would.
10:00From first hand.
10:01And I mean first hand experience.
10:04Are you saying...
10:05You remember last Christmas when I came to pick you up and you were setting up for Santa's workshop?
10:09I'm not saying it.
10:09Don't tell me you fucked Santa.
10:12Uh...
10:13Even I wouldn't do that.
10:15I'm not into fat.
10:17His elf.
10:18You didn't.
10:20What he lacked in feet he made up for in inches.
10:23I don't want to know.
10:26But you better be careful.
10:27I mean...
10:28Doing it in your office may be a little too high risk even for you.
10:32He asked for it.
10:33He came on to me.
10:34I gave him a great opportunity.
10:36And a great fuck.
10:37He has no complaints.
10:41Well, it was our pleasure, Franny.
10:43Yeah, we had fun too.
10:45So I guess it's any day now.
10:47Well, when it happens, don't worry. We'll be there.
10:49Okay?
10:50Love to Zoe.
10:51And Mel sends her love too.
10:54Okay.
10:55Bye.
10:58Franny and Zoe send their love.
10:59That's nice.
11:00They really appreciated the shower.
11:02And they really liked the mobile I made from over the crib.
11:04Don't you ever get tired of being cheery?
11:07You have no idea.
11:10Well, I'm tired.
11:11I'm tired of putting in these extra hours so you can be with the baby.
11:14So why don't you just go be with the baby?
11:16It's not just for me.
11:17I wish you'd stop saying that.
11:18It's so gusty.
11:19I can be raised by one of his mommies instead of a stranger.
11:21Now can I please just get back to work?
11:23Not until you apologize for the way you behaved at the shower.
11:26How did I behave?
11:28You were rude.
11:29Critical.
11:29Half the time you weren't even there.
11:30What about your behavior?
11:31Smiling and gracious as ever as if nothing's wrong.
11:34Well, plenty's wrong.
11:34We just don't have to share it with our friends.
11:36Well, maybe we should.
11:37Maybe our friends should know that their role models aren't so perfect after all.
11:42Where are you going?
11:44For a smoke.
11:50Shaving Ryan's private.
11:52Good dick hunting.
11:54As big as it gets.
11:56Did get big.
11:57Gone.
11:59Oh.
12:00Fatal erection.
12:01Film classic.
12:03Don't suppose it could do any harm to...
12:06No.
12:07Gone.
12:09Sterling silver cock ring.
12:12Looked fabulous on.
12:14But it did require a lot of polishing.
12:16Gone.
12:18Hi, Em.
12:19Oh.
12:19Hi.
12:21I just came by to get the mail.
12:23It's right there.
12:25I wanted to see if you wanted to grab a bite to...
12:29What are you doing?
12:31Spring cleaning.
12:32It's December.
12:34Yeah, I'm just...
12:35I'm donating some things to the homeless.
12:41Black leather chaps.
12:43Corn tapes.
12:49And a double-headed dildo.
12:50Well, you are going to make some lucky bag lady very happy.
12:55Alright, uh...
12:56Might as well be straight with you.
12:58Straight.
13:00It's not impossible, you know.
13:03Look, I know you guys are my friends, and you'll support me in anything I choose to do.
13:08Of course.
13:09Weren't we there to cheer you on when you painted your toenails magenta?
13:15I've decided that I need to explore the part of me that isn't gay.
13:21And what part, pray tell, would that be?
13:23So, um, I'm, uh, I've joined this group. See the light?
13:27Oh, shit.
13:29And they're gonna help me find my way back to my true self.
13:31Who you are is your true self.
13:33No, this is who I've allowed myself to become.
13:36That's bullshit!
13:37They said you might react badly.
13:39Yeah, what else did they say?
13:40That I can be the person God wants me to be.
13:43Jesus, Emmett, they're brainwashing you.
13:45No, they're not.
13:46They're very, very nice people.
13:48Yeah, who just happen to want every gay person on earth annihilated.
13:51They haven't offered you any Kool-Aid yet, have they?
13:53You know, I really don't appreciate being mocked.
13:58That's the napkin that lies autographed to you.
14:00Gone.
14:04This is all my fault.
14:06I'm the one who begged him to come with me for my HIV tests.
14:08If he hadn't had that scare, this never would have happened.
14:10You're not responsible for him losing his mind.
14:13Maybe all he needs is one good fuck and he'll forget all about this.
14:18Look at this.
14:20Zach O'Toole is in a play.
14:22The porn star?
14:23I have his entire oeuvre on DVD.
14:26I didn't know he could talk.
14:28I wonder what kind of play it is.
14:29What kind of play do you think something called 12 Horny Men is?
14:34Why don't we find out?
14:37That feels so good.
14:41There are times I would do anything for a cigarette.
14:45Well, that's good to know.
14:51So, why don't you indulge yourself when you feel like it?
14:55I gave up smoking when the baby came.
14:58Lindsay was concerned about secondhand smoking.
15:00She's right.
15:01Is Lindsay one of these people who is always infuriatingly right?
15:03About almost everything, damn her.
15:12She said, you're such a relief.
15:13I mean, at the shower, everyone talking babies, breathing babies.
15:18Yes, it was a bit oppressive.
15:19I mean, don't get me wrong.
15:20I love my son, but sometimes...
15:23Sometimes you just need something else.
15:32Do you mind if I bum one another?
15:34Have the whole pack.
15:36No, that's okay. One will do.
15:44MN?
15:45Yeah.
15:46You, me and Marilyn Monroe.
15:47We all have the same initials.
15:50So, what do you think it means?
15:52Jesus, that two out of three of us are dykes?
15:54You know, I actually heard...
15:56No, stop.
15:58Oh, God.
15:58I'm serious.
16:00Well, I think that this is fate.
16:03Just when you needed someone to tell your troubles to.
16:08Not that you have to tell me.
16:10Considering I am your new best friend and we push her.
16:14Look, everyone has their...
16:18I know.
16:20When will you get a load of mine?
16:25I want you to know something.
16:28That whatever's said here at this table doesn't go any further.
16:33Girls, catch up.
16:42How long have you known me?
16:44I don't do dates.
16:47It's not a date.
16:49I just want to know if you want to come to Babylon with me.
16:56The answer is no.
16:58I have work to do.
16:59Since when has that ever stopped you?
17:02I thought you were studying for your SATs.
17:05Dancing helps me concentrate.
17:09Seriously.
17:10It releases certain endorphins.
17:11So that I can study.
17:13Harder and for longer periods of time.
17:15So Babylon's good for your health.
17:17Yeah, that's a new one.
17:19I'll get it.
17:24I'll get it.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Hey, Skip.
17:29Who?
17:30It's none of your business.
17:32And it is business.
17:34Believe it or not.
17:36I guess I'll just have to find someone else to dance with.
17:38It shouldn't be a problem.
17:39And then you can study.
17:40Longer and harder.
17:51You have any trouble finding it?
17:52No, I am.
17:53Directions are perfect.
17:54Good.
17:54You brought your work.
17:59Man, this is awesome.
18:03Would you like something to drink?
18:04Yeah, you got a beer?
18:05Yeah.
18:09So if you don't mind my asking, how much does a place like this cost?
18:14More than you can afford on your current salary.
18:17Not for long.
18:21Yeah.
18:22I'm sure you're going to go far.
18:26You mind if I take a look around?
18:28Go ahead.
18:30I'll be right with you.
18:44I'll be right with you.
18:47So...
18:49Why don't we, uh...
18:53Get...
18:55Start it.
18:57It's just what I had in mind.
19:00We've been locked in this jury room for three days.
19:03Three days trying to reach a verdict.
19:08Three days with no human contact.
19:11Three days breathing the air in here.
19:15Thick.
19:16The smell of man stench.
19:19Speaking of stench, you ever heard such dialogue?
19:21Shh! It's brilliant.
19:24Well...
19:24There's only one way to break this deadlock.
19:31Ooh!
19:35Okay.
19:36Wow!
19:38Yeah!
19:41Yeah!
19:48This must be how they reached a verdict in the OJ crime.
19:51And that's what I call a hung jury.
19:55Bravo!
19:57Bravo!
19:59Bravo!
20:14That was a very interesting play.
20:17To me, it challenges the very nature of our legal system and asks, is it in fact possible to receive
20:22a fair trial?
20:23Oh, I'd say our judicial branch is in fine shape.
20:28So would you like me to sign your programs?
20:30Uh, actually, uh, Mr. O'Toole?
20:34Wait, I'm actually talking to Zach O'Toole.
20:37We were wondering if you ever did personal appearances.
20:41I'm cutting the ribbon on New Bed, Bonnage & Beyond on Saturday.
20:44Uh, no, we meant more personal appearances.
20:49You see, a very good friend of ours is having certain doubts about himself,
20:54and since you are his very favorite, favorite porn star, we thought I'd visit from you, Mike.
21:00Tell him to come see my show, or wait till next month.
21:03I'm making my Shakespearean debut as Coriolanus.
21:08Well, it might be too late by then. He needs you now.
21:12We'll pay. A thousand dollars.
21:14Are you out of your fucking mind?
21:16No, but Emmett is.
21:18Love you, Zach.
21:19I'm coming back.
21:19You'll be back.
21:20Come back.
21:25It'll be better.
21:27I'm coming back.
21:28You're back.
21:30Come back.
21:31Come back.
21:31Come back.
21:47Get back.
22:14Well,
22:28Well, sorry to wake you.
22:31I'm so angry.
22:33I'm so angry too.
22:36Where have you been?
23:08Nowhere.
23:10Out.
23:11Won't you tell me where you're going or even call?
23:13Why did something happen to us and I needed you?
23:27I told you I went for a segment all night.
23:34Would I allow it any time to myself?
23:37Of course you are.
23:41I was just worried.
23:46Are you alright?
24:02Are you okay?
24:06I'm fine.
24:15I'm going to go sleep in the guest room.
24:31Oh, my God.
24:32You're Zach Cotool.
24:34I'm looking for Emmett Honeycutt.
24:37Okay, that's impossible.
24:39And why is that?
24:40Because that's me.
24:41Well, I heard you're one of my biggest fans.
24:44So I thought I'd stop by and see just how big.
24:47I know every inch of you.
24:51I mean, I know you inside and out.
24:55I mean...
24:56You mind if I come in?
24:59Make yourself comfortable.
25:04You know how people always say how much smaller movie stars seem when you see them?
25:09One of my favorites.
25:11Oh, you know what one I really like is that scene in Eating Out when you rape the two busboys.
25:16I'm horny.
25:17I need some release.
25:19Oh, my God.
25:20That is exactly what you say in Deep End, part two, when you rape the two pool boys.
25:25I got the golden deal, though, for best actor on that one.
25:27I know.
25:28And it was so deserved.
25:31Emmett, how'd you like to make friends with my buddy here?
25:37Me?
25:38Blows Echo Tool?
25:41I have dreamt about this moment all my life.
25:45Well, he's waiting for you.
25:59Hey, how's it going?
26:01I've got a meeting outside the office in 20 minutes.
26:02I hope it's not like our meeting outside the office.
26:04What?
26:07Oh.
26:08So when do you want to get together?
26:10Ask Cynthia to check my schedule, maybe after the Shulman meeting.
26:13I meant for dinner.
26:14I don't know.
26:15I'm late.
26:17Listen, before you go, there's something I'm going to ask you.
26:21You have 30 seconds.
26:23Dave Harcourt is being bumped up to the director, which means his manager's position is going to be available.
26:27I'd like to go out for it.
26:29And I'd like you to recommend me.
26:31I think I'd be damn good.
26:33I think you would be, too.
26:34Thanks.
26:35But not yet.
26:36Why not?
26:37It's too soon.
26:38But you keep telling me how great my ideas are.
26:41They are, but you still have a lot to learn.
26:43I can learn on the job.
26:44I admire your ambition, but you need the experience to back it up.
26:48Give it time.
26:48I don't have time, but then they'll have given it to someone else.
26:52Look, I know I'd be perfect.
26:55I told you.
26:57You're not ready.
27:04Another boy.
27:05No one in the group's had a girl yet.
27:08I know two guys, Harry and Sam.
27:09They just have a little girl.
27:11Aw.
27:13I'm Lindsay.
27:15Marianne.
27:15I was at the shower.
27:17That's right.
27:18Yeah.
27:20You know, you two really have a beautiful home and a beautiful son.
27:24Hell, you've got a beautiful life.
27:29I hope you two take care of each other, you know, and protect what you've got.
27:35You don't want to lose it.
27:36Everything seems to be in honor.
27:44Franny and Zoe had a boy.
27:46His name's Holden.
27:47There you are, Mel.
27:48Come look at Gus's new best friend.
28:03Mel.
28:04And I remember how radiant you two were.
28:06You two look the same way.
28:08Would you guys excuse me?
28:17Mel?
28:23We were radiant, weren't we?
28:25When we were here, when we had Gus, we were so happy.
28:29Yeah, it was the most beautiful moment of my life.
28:32Our lives.
28:38So how did I get to this?
28:40To what?
28:41To where we are.
28:44We have our problems, but...
28:46No, they're just not problems. Everything's wrong.
28:49Not everything.
28:52Look, I've been thinking, if it would help to talk to someone,
28:55then that's what we should do, like you said.
29:01Something happened.
29:03What?
29:08Something...
29:10Happened. I didn't mean far to.
29:14But it did.
29:16I don't understand. What do you mean?
29:19What do you mean?
29:20I don't know.
29:43Who was it?
29:46It doesn't matter.
29:50The nurse has come to get the baby. You only have a few more minutes.
30:03I'm sorry, Linz.
30:21You hooked Emmett up with Zack O'Toole.
30:24I wish I could have been there to see his face.
30:26Can he open the door?
30:27So I'm standing there.
30:29Zack O'Toole's supposed to have a 12-inch dick.
30:31How do you know who Zack O'Toole is?
30:34Everybody knows who the man-rammer is.
30:36Even schoolboys?
30:37Of course, you know, it's part of the curriculum.
30:39Gay porn stars 101.
30:40Yeah, and here's the first lesson.
30:41Those that can do and those that can't watch porn.
30:48See ya, boys.
30:55Hey, Brian.
30:57You wanna dance?
30:59I don't think so.
31:01I'm in the office now. Let's get down.
31:03I'm busy.
31:04Well, at least I was.
31:06What do you want?
31:07A couple bumps?
31:08You shouldn't let senior management know that.
31:10I'm just celebrating.
31:12See, tonight's a special occasion.
31:13Oh?
31:14Yeah, you didn't hear.
31:15But Jim Klemenski got that position.
31:16You know the one you wouldn't recommend me for?
31:19Look.
31:19I told you.
31:19You voted to know.
31:20Why? Because I fucked you?
31:23You weren't that good.
31:29I'm gay.
31:30You're gay.
31:32Yeah.
31:33We're all gay.
31:34We're all gay.
31:34Do you think that means I owe you some favor?
31:37How else are we supposed to get ahead if we don't help each other?
31:41The same way that I did, by helping yourself.
31:44Yeah, and by doing your job better than anyone else.
31:47If you can do that, and trust me, they won't give a shit where you stink your dick.
31:52And don't mix that with booze.
31:55There.
31:56I did you a favor.
31:59Where the hell are you?
32:01Call me.
32:01What's the fourth message I've left for?
32:03He's probably still recovering from having Zach O'Toole fuck his brains out.
32:07That's what it takes for him never to think of C to lie again, and that thousand dollars
32:10I spent was well worth it.
32:11Oh, God.
32:17Oh, there he is!
32:18M!
32:18M!
32:19M!
32:19M!
32:20M!
32:21M!
32:22M!
32:28M!
32:29Where have you been?
32:29Can you tell our messages?
32:30I've been busy.
32:31I'll bet you have.
32:32Can I have a drink with us?
32:34I can't.
32:35I have to meet someone.
32:36A guy?
32:37You must know.
32:38Yes.
32:38His name is Matt.
32:40Guys named Matt, are by my calculation the 87.5 percent cute.
32:44That must have worked!
32:45So tell us all about it.
32:47How about what?
32:48The other night.
32:49The other night?
32:51Oh, and a certain someone with well endowed something
32:54came a tap-tap-tapping at your chamber door.
32:57Oh, you mean Zack.
32:58Oh, you mean Zack. I love how you're so blasé about it.
33:00It was quite an eye-opening experience.
33:03And what all to you?
33:04Oh, anything for a friend.
33:05As long as it did the trick.
33:07It did the trick, all right.
33:08I really, I can't thank you enough.
33:10It helped me prove to myself that I can resist any temptation,
33:15even the only man I've ever had a spontaneous orgasm over,
33:18provided my resolve strong enough.
33:22What?
33:23What do you mean, you didn't do anything?
33:25I talked.
33:26You talked?
33:27Did you know that he studied acting with Uta Hagen?
33:29He's fluent in three languages.
33:30Yeah, you know, that's not the kind of tongue action I paid $1,000 for.
33:33You paid $1,000?
33:34You're damn right I did, buddy.
33:35Wow.
33:37They told me you'd stop at nothing to prevent me from finding my true self,
33:40and they were right.
33:41Dammit, listen to me.
33:42You've already found your true self.
33:45Your true self is a big Nelly queen who likes to get down on his knees and suck cock,
33:49and once a year, on Halloween, dress up as the ugliest fucking chair that the world has ever seen.
33:54And that's okay.
33:56You've got to get away from those sicko creeps before they destroy you.
33:59No.
34:00No.
34:01Actually, it's you I have to get away from.
34:04And they tried to tell me that, only I didn't want to believe them.
34:08But now I see the light.
34:10Can you hear his gentle voice?
34:15My Lord is calling for you.
34:21Can you hear his gentle voice?
34:27My Lord is calling for you.
34:33Bill, you don't have to go.
34:38I've caused enough harm.
34:39I would only be destructive to you, to me, to Gus.
34:43You haven't even told me where you're going.
34:46To her?
34:49There's never any intention of it on either of our parts to be anything more than what it was.
34:54I'm going to go stay at my cousin Rita's.
34:57The one with the overbite?
34:58You never thought we'd make it?
35:08I think she deserves the prize for being right, huh?
35:22Well, I guess that's everything for now.
35:26Can I have a moment alone with Gus?
35:28I don't know.
35:38Oh.
35:41What's that?
35:49What's that?
35:51What's that?
35:52What's that?
35:55Yes.
35:55What's that?
35:56I don't know.
35:57Oh, my God.
36:19We thought the nostalgic reference to the 50s would appeal to the denture set.
36:23By reminding them that their best years are behind them, and that all they have to look forward to is
36:28further deterioration and death.
36:30We thought it would make them smile.
36:34They're afraid to smile. Their fucking teeth will fall out!
36:41Where's Kip?
36:42Uh, he called in sick.
36:45Shit.
36:48Ryan, can I talk with you?
36:49I'll finish berating you later.
36:58What's up?
36:59You tell me. Legal just received this fax from Kip Thomas' lawyer.
37:07He says that you promised to help Mr. Thomas' career in exchange for sexual favors.
37:12And that when he, um, complied, you rescinded your offer.
37:17Well, that's complete and utter bullshit.
37:20Well, bullshit or not, he is suing you.
37:22And us.
37:23For sexual harassment.
37:31Yeah, come on, come on!
37:34Come on, come on!
37:35Yeah, come on, come on!
37:38Come on!