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00:17Hey Dad, I'm here to help you pack up.
00:20Okay.
00:32I think I'm gonna come out to Joshy next.
00:35Okay.
00:36Do you want me to be with you?
00:37No, I'll do it alone.
00:39Alright, well, I'll just have him come over here then.
00:42Do you think he's ready?
00:43No, you never are.
00:45It's like having a baby.
00:46No.
00:47Just one day the baby shows up and you figure it out.
00:54Honey?
00:55What?
00:57Are you okay with me?
00:59Oh God, yes.
01:01No, I'm happy.
01:02Yeah?
01:03Yeah, it's inspiring.
01:05I mean, I'm so glad you get to be who you are.
01:09That's what we should all be.
01:12Not my business, but how long have you and Tammy been carrying on?
01:16Not my business.
01:19I can't stop thinking about her.
01:22It's like, it's just like we just reconnected after all this time and it just happened.
01:27Now we're just like connecting every second.
01:29I cannot stop texting her.
01:31It's like, what are you doing?
01:33Eating a sandwich?
01:34How is it?
01:35It's amazing.
01:37You know?
01:38It's a thing that you do when you're falling in love.
01:41Not really.
01:51So you're not in love with Len?
01:53No.
01:54I mean, whatever.
01:56I'm staying with Len.
01:57I'm gonna stay with Len.
01:58I'm happy to stay with Len.
01:59I just wonder, you know, what would it feel like to be loved by someone who's actually
02:03moved by loving you?
02:06Why don't you tell them what you want?
02:08I don't want to have to tell someone.
02:09That is, that is the whole, you can't tell someone that.
02:13Hmm.
02:15Which one of you are gonna take the encyclopedias?
02:19None of us, Deb.
02:21Nobody in the world wants those.
02:23These are the bicentennial encyclopedias.
02:27Would it be okay with you if I just crashed here tonight?
02:30Of course, sweetie.
02:33But I wanted you to know that I was thinking about you, and I really loved your message
02:38earlier, so please leave me more.
02:43Because when I hear your voice, I feel better.
02:51Okay, I guess I'll go.
02:53I'm sorry, I keep calling you.
03:31Hey, Kaya.
03:32Don't know why you're not calling me back, and I'm sick of getting your voicemail.
03:36So, anywho, maybe you might want to think about answering your phone and saying hello?
03:41I don't want to see you, I don't want to be heard.
03:45I feel like you should write down your voicemail together.
03:49Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
03:51What's your ish?
03:53What do you want, Josh?
03:55Come here.
03:57Let's go.
03:58I'm in the middle of rehearsal.
04:00Come on!
04:01Come on.
04:03Come on.
04:03Hey, you guys.
04:05What's up?
04:05Where the fuck is Kaya?
04:07She's not answering my calls.
04:08She's not answering my texts.
04:09I don't know, dude.
04:10Is she avoiding me?
04:11I couldn't tell you.
04:12Did she not tell you that we might be getting married?
04:15Married?
04:15Yeah.
04:16I love her.
04:17I proposed, okay?
04:18Oh, my God!
04:19You weird, old, sad fellow.
04:22Married?
04:22Are you living in a fucking dream world?
04:24Are you such a fetus that you've not been in love before?
04:26Yeah, like a million times.
04:28Why don't you help me out and make her call me back
04:31and make sure she's here for the meeting with Ryan.
04:41What do you want?
04:42You gotta get over here ASAP,
04:43cause Dad's got me packing up all his crap to donate to Hadassah League
04:46and it's now or never.
04:49Um, no, I can't do that today.
04:50What about the cereal boxes?
04:53Do not think about touching those or opening those.
04:57Yeah, it's too late actually for that,
04:59cause I already did nice photos and letters of you and Creepy Rita.
05:03I almost forgot about you and the babysitter.
05:06Okay, alright, okay.
05:07You know what?
05:08Um, I'm coming.
05:12Those are the moon rocks.
05:13You got them?
05:14Yeah.
05:15Can I see them?
05:16Yes.
05:17Okay.
05:18Here we are.
05:19So it's just like you, really?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Like, you know how with E like you have to take Xanax when you're coming down otherwise your brain hurts?
05:25What? No!
05:25Nobody's ever told me that.
05:27Great, I've been taking my ecstasy wrong for years.
05:29Okay, so what's the plan?
05:30I got Saturday and Sunday off.
05:32Do you wanna go Joshua Tree?
05:33Which I realize I haven't been to since I was a kid.
05:37I'm so sorry.
05:38I feel like a jerk.
05:38I had a plan that was like a sex thing.
05:42I didn't tell you that, but that was what I wanted to do with the guy from the park.
05:47What guy from the park?
05:49The trainer from the park.
05:50You're hanging out with that guy?
05:51Yeah, I went back and like we trained and then we started fucking and whatever.
05:55And then I met his roommate who is crazy sexy and I'm planning a little spit roasting epic night.
06:06What is spit roasting?
06:07That sounds disgusting.
06:08Do you really not know what spit roasting is?
06:09Um, I know it in relation to food.
06:11God, don't you watch porn?
06:13No, I find it kind of disturbing, don't you?
06:15Sorry, hold on.
06:17Okay, so imagine that this is me.
06:20I am the candle, the white hot burning candle.
06:23And this pepper shaker is one guy.
06:25And this, imagine this was a pepper shaker too.
06:27This is the other guy.
06:28Okay, so his roommate's black.
06:30Oh yeah.
06:30It's very classic Allie.
06:32This pepper shaker is investigating my vagina from the behind.
06:36And this pepper shaker is investigating my mouth.
06:39And I am roasting.
06:41You're gross.
06:42I know.
06:46Okay.
06:46Okay.
06:47Josh, he's on his way.
06:48Oh, good.
06:49What is this?
06:50What's all this?
06:51Oh, this is all I'm taking.
06:53This is it?
06:54Yeah.
06:54I mean, I just got up in the middle of the night and I went, you know, it's just stuff,
06:59right?
07:00All I need is a safe place to rest and I can't be.
07:04No.
07:05It's Joshy.
07:06No, no.
07:06That's the moving truck.
07:10He'll be here soon.
07:11Are you sure you're okay?
07:12Coming out is coming out.
07:13He's coming out.
07:14I'm good.
07:15Okay.
07:16Love you.
07:18Sorry.
07:43Hey, Dad, I'm here.
08:08Dad?
08:14Dad?
08:15Dad?
08:15Hey.
08:16Thanks for coming.
08:17Sarah, Toby.
08:20Listen, can I get you some, I don't know, tea, soda?
08:24I have water.
08:24I know that.
08:25I'm not making you late for work, am I?
08:27Um, it's not the mill, Dad.
08:29Oh, okay.
08:34Do you want to help me carry some of this stuff to the car?
08:39Please?
08:40Yeah.
08:44Why didn't you tell me?
08:47What?
08:48You smell like the perfume Ila to save on in the Philippines.
08:51You got a girlfriend.
08:53Who is she?
08:56You're moving in with her?
08:58It's complicated.
09:00Yeah, I bet it's complicated.
09:01What, you want this in your car?
09:02Yeah.
09:03And if I can tell from the scent, she's about 30 years younger than you, a bit of a freak,
09:06am I right?
09:07She's not a freak.
09:32That's last month's issue.
09:42You know, you could get a post office box.
09:48Uh, my wife does the bills.
09:50Mine too.
09:53Look at me, I'm full of bad advice.
09:59You know what you can do?
10:01You can just stick it in an issue with deck and patio or outdoor living magazine.
10:11Mark.
10:13What?
10:15Inside you the time moves and she don't fade.
10:21The ghost in you, she don't fade.
10:26Did you get it?
10:27Okay.
10:28So who would like a Charleston Chew?
10:30Oh, Nicky.
10:31All right.
10:32Who wants a...
10:33Abba Zabba.
10:34You like that?
10:35I want a Charleston Chew.
10:37No, you have too many cabinets.
10:38Where'd you buy Abba Zabba?
10:40I don't like peanut butter.
10:41No.
10:41Give it to me.
10:42Hey.
10:43Hey.
10:44Hey.
10:45Hey.
10:47I don't want to hear a peep out of you.
10:56Lucky, lucky, lucky luck.
10:57These are the moon rocks.
10:59Yeah.
11:00That looks like crack.
11:01No.
11:02My friend gave them to me.
11:03She had some extra.
11:04They're amazing.
11:06They're supposed to be better than E because they're like pure MDMA.
11:11Yeah, this shit sits in your spine.
11:13No, no, no, no, no.
11:14That stuff is pure.
11:15And there's like a really easy come down.
11:17The government even gives it to our friends.
11:19We should definitely do what the government does.
11:23Uncle Sam wants you to roll with Ali.
11:27That's cute.
11:27Fun.
11:29Put your hands on me.
11:32Hey, Mike.
11:33Want to get high with us?
11:35What you got?
11:40What's up?
11:42Hey, Josh.
11:43Hey.
11:43Harry's looking for you.
11:44He's in the conference room.
11:45Okay.
11:46The juice harp is actually just technically enough.
11:48Hey.
11:48Hey.
11:49You got a scent?
11:50I'm kind of in a hurry.
11:51Ryan's here.
11:52We're going to talk through the remaster with Kai and Margo.
11:54Yeah, yeah.
11:54No, this will just be a minute.
11:55Hop a squat.
11:55Because I want you to meet the drug mules.
11:57What's up?
11:58Hey, what's up?
11:58I reached out to you about them a while ago.
12:00I caught them at South By and I just went eight balls.
12:02It's totally your wheelhouse, by the way, brother.
12:04I'm in the middle of a set of a tour right now.
12:06Though I highly doubt I'm going to have the time.
12:08So actually, I'm going to have Glenda wrangle glitterish for a minute.
12:12Just a little moving and shaking real quick.
12:13And I'm going to have you jump in with these guys.
12:16And we'll talk about the details later, okay?
12:19I think we're going to talk about it right fucking now.
12:21Is this about Kaya?
12:23What did she say to you?
12:25Because if she told you to fire me, I got a right to know.
12:28Uh-huh.
12:29Do you know what I'm talking about?
12:30Sit down.
12:30Everything's actually totally chill.
12:31Barry, what did she say?
12:32Why don't you take a look at those bagels?
12:33And you need to get to know that fruit salad real fast.
12:35Hey, Barry.
12:35Sit the fuck down.
12:36We're not having this talk right now.
12:37What did she say to you?
12:38She said she didn't feel fucking safe.
12:39Can we talk about it fucking later?
12:40She doesn't feel safe with me?
12:41Can we talk about this fucking later, bro?
12:42What does that even mean?
12:43I'm the one that discovered Glitterish.
12:45I'm the one that was there the night they played the Roxy the first time.
12:48And you were the one who didn't want to sign them.
12:50I protected her from you.
12:52Dude.
12:52And now you're going to fucking fire me from that-
12:55Fuck that shit!
13:06You just got fired, bro.
13:29Hi!
13:32Hey!
13:35I got a- an hour- a whole hour- just for you.
13:39I canceled the Grubman thing.
13:40I just made up some bullshit.
13:44So do you want to tell me what's going on?
13:46I don't know.
13:47I'm just, I...
13:49It's, like, riddled with anxiety lately.
13:52It's, like, it's kind of, like, anxious exhaustion.
13:57I heard this guy call that on the radio.
13:59It's just, like, I'm overwhelmed all the time.
14:03You're overwhelmed all the time?
14:05How?
14:07How are you overwhelmed?
14:08Because we have Sylvia full-time.
14:10I don't know if you're actually aware,
14:11but, um, I manage Sylvia.
14:13And, um, and I'm on, like, four committees at Ivanhoe
14:18and the parent outreach at the J.
14:19I'm actually training for a triathlon
14:21to swim in the ocean to raise money for breast cancer
14:24because I hope one day if I have breast cancer,
14:27somebody swims for me.
14:28Babe.
14:31Are you okay?
14:33Do you feel okay?
14:34Oh, my God.
14:37I don't want you to be mad at me.
14:42I'm not mad.
14:43Okay, you know that co-op in college that I worked at?
14:49I didn't tell you that.
14:50I also lived there.
14:52I think you told me that.
14:53I did? Okay, well, but I didn't tell you
14:54that I, that, that I lived there with, with Tammy.
15:01Oh, my...
15:04Like, in my, in my, in my room, with her.
15:07In my bed, actually.
15:12I was in love with her, Len.
15:18I am in love with her.
15:25Well, I'm gonna call Dr. Schoenberg.
15:29We haven't talked to anyone in a long time.
15:31No, Len.
15:31Yeah, I'm calling her right now.
15:32No.
15:33This doesn't, this has nothing to do with, this isn't us.
15:37This is me.
15:38Len.
15:39We're gonna talk to her.
15:40It's me.
15:40I'll get us an appointment and we can talk to her.
15:42Len, it's me.
15:43It's me.
15:45It's me.
15:47You're not allowed to do this, you know.
15:53I don't know how not to.
16:00I just came from Barry's.
16:02I'm gonna have to call you back, okay, Jen?
16:03What is going on?
16:04Tell me you did not tell him to fire me.
16:06Yeah, I told him to fire you.
16:08I mean, my God, what was I supposed to do?
16:10I mean, you wouldn't drop the whole baby thing.
16:12Yeah!
16:13It's a big deal.
16:14I don't know if you can appreciate this,
16:16but this is a fucking big deal for me.
16:17I've been fucking shit up my whole life.
16:18I'm trying to do the right thing.
16:20By right thing, you mean we live in the mountains
16:22and I run around with milk spewing out of my boobs?
16:25Okay.
16:25That was a stupid idea.
16:27Because you care about me so much, Josh.
16:27It was a stupid idea.
16:28I'm sorry.
16:29Josh, this is only the second time you've even been to my house.
16:32Okay?
16:32And it's not like I live in Venice.
16:34Echo Park and Silver Lake are...
16:36I don't even know where one stops and the other starts.
16:38Okay, Rampart.
16:38Look, you never asked me to come here.
16:40I would come here if you asked me to.
16:42A normal guy just comes.
16:44Okay.
16:44I'm here now.
16:45I'm here now and I will continue to come.
16:47I'm going in and you're not invited.
16:49Wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:50Okay.
16:53Kaya, how did this happen?
16:55Okay, look, we have a baby in there
16:57and I don't think you realize how important that is.
17:05I already had the abortion.
17:10When?
17:12Yesterday.
17:13Took like four Tylenol.
17:15It was totally fine.
17:30I couldn't do it.
17:31I just chickened out with Josh.
17:32I'm really sorry about that.
17:34Boys are the hardest.
17:34Boys are the hardest.
17:36They are.
17:36Why?
17:36Well, because they...
17:39They never stop really seeing you as their father
17:42and girls are just easier that way.
17:44I think they're more sensitive.
17:46Why don't we go out?
17:47Oh, yeah.
17:48Well, you know, we'll find some place in WeHo
17:50and we'll just go drink.
17:51I have to come out to Alley.
17:53Nothing feels right until I do that.
18:00Mike, I need three glasses of water, please.
18:06Shit's about to get weird.
18:08Okay, if I get too crazy, you guys have to be my guides.
18:12Really?
18:14Think you can handle the two of us?
18:15Oh, please.
18:16You know, I've been working out.
18:17Ooh, we got a lot of wine.
18:29Bottoms up, freaks.
18:37Yeah.
18:38Um, guys, that was actually just cyanide that we took.
18:43I'm just kidding.
18:45Hey, you've reached Tammy Cashman.
18:47You know what to do, so do it.
18:50Babe, I did it.
18:52I left Len.
18:53Oh, my God.
18:55You know what?
18:55I actually, I think it's gonna be okay.
18:56I think he's gonna be okay.
18:58I just have to tell the kids.
19:01I'm taking them to my dad's tomorrow.
19:03Should I tell them tomorrow?
19:04Oh, God, I don't know.
19:05Where are you, honey?
19:06I need to talk to you.
19:07Will you call me, please?
19:20I feel like I'm spawning a bear.
19:23Oh, it's okay when it fell down.
19:27Oh, it's okay when it fell down.
19:32You know what you look like?
19:34A cat.
19:35Like a phone cat.
19:37I had a cat when I was a kid.
19:40We used to be kids.
19:52Derek, Derek.
19:54You're too far away from us.
19:56Why are you so far away?
19:58I don't know.
19:58I just...
20:00I'm so fucking thirsty.
20:03You should kiss me.
20:05I'm 70% water.
20:12Hi, Mike.
20:14You're making me naked.
20:17Mike's making me naked.
20:19Oh, is that my pussy?
20:21Yeah, that's your pussy.
20:23Wait, where are you going?
20:25I'm going to give Mike your pussy,
20:26so then Mike has Derek's pussy,
20:29because I'm the vessel for you guys.
20:31What?
20:31But you have to be in this room
20:33fucking each other.
20:35What?
20:36Because that's what you really want to be doing.
20:38You really want to be loving each other.
20:43That'll do it.
20:44This is your bitch.
20:46Is this my word?
20:48But why do I have to leave?
20:59No.
21:03I hope Mike's okay.
21:05Is Mike okay?
21:09Bye.
21:13Bye.
21:17Hello.
21:18I love your car.
21:20It's so pretty.
21:22I think this is what it must feel like
21:24to be in the womb.
21:25But you probably can't do this with your arms.
21:28You have such a pretty face.
21:32Where do you come from?
21:34I come from Armenia.
21:36Oh, is your whole family there?
21:38Yes.
21:39Are you sad about that?
21:42Being alive is being sad.
21:48Can I have a candy bar?
21:50Yes, of course.
21:52Not for a customer like you.
21:54My business card is back there too.
21:56Maybe I can take you to the airport or something sometime, you know?
22:01Your name is Tigran.
22:07Do you just go and buy these candies just for the people who ride in your car?
22:11Of course.
22:13I just go to the Costco.
22:15That is so incredibly nice of you that you go all the way to the Costco to buy us these
22:20candies.
22:21And I am so sorry about the Armenian genocide.
22:24Let's try this-
22:40Oh, way upon edge.
22:45Yeah, we'll see black stones.
22:51If the summer is gone.
22:56Let it slide by
23:01So let's take tonight
23:06My little one
23:11If the captain is right
23:15Then we shall be gone
23:22Lost in the rhythm
23:24Cause the rhythm is right
23:25Lost in the rhythm
23:29Cause the prism is sad
23:33Gonna meet Rachel
23:34At the foot of the wall
23:35When the earth will end
23:39And the wild sun's sad
23:42Until she's gone
23:52Won't wait up there
23:53Still need these bones
24:01See the summer is young
24:04And the grass gone in droves
24:11So let's take tonight
24:16Oh, dark little wine
24:18A strong stool for the past
24:28Thank you, T-Rod
24:31Listen, I hope you will give me five stars
24:34You got it
24:36Five stars
24:37All the way
24:40Be careful
24:48Lost in the rhythm
24:49Cause the rhythm is right
24:51Lost in the rhythm
24:54Cause the prism is right
24:58I'm gonna meet Rachel
25:00Like a foot of the wall
25:03Where our heart begins
25:05And the wild sun's sad
25:08Until it's gone
25:13Until it's gone
25:14Until she's gone
25:19Hi, Daddy
25:22You want to come visit me?
25:25Yes, now is the perfect time
25:27I would love that
25:31You finally make sense to me
25:34Yes, your mouth
25:36I mean, really look at it
25:39It's so perfect
25:40I can feel every wrinkle
25:42I know
25:43Yeah
25:44I should probably moisturize
25:46Oh, my God
25:48Does Mom know?
25:50I don't know
25:51What Mom knows
25:52And doesn't know
25:52I see you completely
25:55It's like I've never seen you before
25:57Well, that hurts
25:58I'm sorry
26:01Alexandra
26:02Yes
26:03Are you okay?
26:04I'm so good
26:06I am, like, the best
26:07I've ever been
26:10Daddy, oh, my God
26:13What am I supposed to call you now?
26:15What am I supposed to call you now?
26:17We need to work out a little more
26:18No wonder you're always with little lazy girls
26:21Jesus
26:22You're like, I can control you
26:29Hey, look at me
26:30I am looking at you
26:34You're not gonna tell Ellie, are you?
26:36No
26:36Because she's a freak
26:39Oh, fuck
26:55Hey, can I borrow this?
26:58Yeah
26:59Thanks
26:59But seriously
27:00No mentioning this to Ellie, okay?
27:02Dude, you have to get off that
27:03I told you I wouldn't
27:04And I won't
27:05This should be fucking freaked out
27:06And disgusting
27:07I'm just gonna sort of store it away
27:09In my cabinet of
27:10Pfefferman Family Secrets
27:12You have a cabinet
27:13Of Pfefferman Family Secrets?
27:16Yeah
27:16Let's hear it
27:16What you got?
27:17Um, there was
27:19The hole in the fence
27:20We both know how that got there
27:22Yeah, I know that one
27:23Anything I don't know?
27:24Okay, um
27:26Ellie used to sell your mom's Valium
27:28In high school
27:28Really?
27:29Yeah, how do you think
27:30We always had money to do stuff?
27:32That's fucking awesome
27:33And there's
27:34The woman that babysat you
27:36That drove you around
27:38And took advantage
27:39Of your sweet little teenage bod
27:40And it was
27:42Super lecherous
27:44Um
27:44If by lecherous
27:46You mean rad?
27:47That's really gross
27:48You mean
27:49Um
27:50Every 15-year-old boy's
27:52Wet dream?
27:55Yeah, Josh
27:55Whose wet dream?
27:57Mine
27:58I mean
27:59What if you were
27:59The 15-year-old girl
28:00And it was
28:01The 25-year-old guy
28:02Driving you around?
28:03Who's fucking you?
28:04Doesn't that seem weird?
28:08Hey
28:09I'm leaving
28:09Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa
28:11Let's listen to Dreamboat Annie
28:12Oh, you really don't want
28:13To be alone, do you?
28:24Try to move so much
28:25Sorry
28:27These clip-ins blend with your hair so beautifully
28:30Wait, wait, wait for it
28:32Look at that
28:33That's better, huh?
28:34Much more full
28:35Yes
28:36That's great
28:38I'm so glad to be rid of that wig
28:39You know
28:40My scalp can
28:41Can breathe
28:42I felt like I was
28:43Wearing a scheidel
28:44Now you look much more powerful
28:45Like a California earth mama
28:47No
28:47Not a silver vixen?
28:49Well, maybe a silver back
28:50Listen, can we just
28:51Close up shop here a little bit?
28:52Denise
28:53Your male privilege
28:54Is leaking all over the place
28:55And you don't have to slouch
28:57Keep yourself
28:58Up
28:59And owning it
29:00It's called femininity
29:01Yeah
29:03Move it
29:04Let me fix your walk
29:06Please
29:07My knee
29:07I know your knee
29:08Walk without the complaining
29:10How about that?
29:10Alright
29:11Forward
29:14Take a breath
29:15Try not to hold your breath
29:16Alright
29:16So much
29:17Alright
29:17Try and breathe
29:18And be in it
29:19Alright
29:19Would you like me to breathe
29:20And be in it?
29:21Please
29:22Find your center, huh?
29:23Oh, this is stupid
29:28Hello
29:29Hi, may I help you?
29:30Yes, hi
29:30I'm, uh
29:32Stephen Baker
29:33I have a reservation
29:34Okay
29:34Ah, Mr. Baker
29:36Can I get a credit card, please?
29:38Oh, I'll be
29:38I'll pay
29:39Pay in cash
29:40We just need a credit card
29:41On file in case
29:42There's any incidentals
29:43Oh, no
29:43I'll pay
29:45In cash for that, too
29:47If you don't use
29:48The minibar
29:49Or order any movies
29:51Nothing will appear
29:51On your bill
29:52Oh
29:54Okay
29:54I've got you covered, sir
29:57Well, then
29:57Here we go
29:58Great
29:59Thank you
30:00Here's your key
30:01313, please
30:02Right
30:02If you don't mind
30:03It's all the same to you
30:04I could
30:04Give me another key
30:05Of course
30:06Thank you
30:22No one has ever seen me
30:24But me
30:27No one's ever seen me
30:28Except me
30:31Ta-da
30:35Oh, my God
30:36You're beautiful
30:44Hello
30:44Oh, hello
30:47I'm Marcy
30:48Hi
30:49Hi
30:49I'm Daphne Sparkles
30:53You're here
30:54Again
30:55No, you don't like it
30:56No, no, no
30:56It's just
30:58It's too
30:58It's strippery
31:02I'm sorry
31:03But it's not right
31:08You need something
31:10Elegant
31:14You're Mara
31:25What's your name
31:26My name is Marcy
31:28What is your name?
31:32My name is Maura
31:35Hey
31:36Hey, babe
31:36What happened?
31:37Did you tell Barb?
31:39Hey
31:39How'd it go?
31:40How'd it go?
31:40How'd it go?
31:40Um
31:41It was good
31:42It was good
31:43It was good
31:43It was good
31:44Cool
31:44So she's okay
31:45She's survived
31:47Yeah
31:47Yeah, she's okay
31:49Yeah
31:49I mean, it didn't even
31:50It didn't even come up this time
31:52What?
31:53Yeah, I'm just gonna wait
31:54Until the next therapy
31:55Because, yeah
31:56Our shrink was a little late
31:57Which started the session out weird
31:58And then
32:00Before I even had a chance
32:01To say anything
32:02Barb started talking about
32:02How her sister's lupus
32:03Is affecting her
32:04Did I tell you that
32:05Barb's sister, Joni, has lupus?
32:06No
32:08Well, she does
32:10And, um
32:11Yeah, Barb was just like
32:13Oh my God
32:14She was in such a state
32:15And I just feel like
32:16You know
32:16The more Barb is okay with herself
32:18When I tell her
32:19Then
32:19The more
32:24Come here
32:27Come here
32:28Come here
32:29Come here
32:29Come here
32:29Come here
32:33I am gonna tell her
32:34Okay
32:35I am
32:38I'm gonna make this all happen
32:39I've been okay
32:42You do so fast
32:45You're like a
32:47Like a little
32:49Hummingbird
32:51You know
32:51You're like
32:52This little tiny
32:55Hummingbird
32:57Big boobs
32:58Can't keep my hands off your tits
33:01God, what is wrong with me?
33:04See, this is what you do to me
33:13Holy shit
33:14What?
33:15My dad came out to Allie
33:18Oh, fuck
33:22Oh my God
33:23Oh my God
33:25You were fucking high when you saw him?
33:27I was like basically trying to make out with dad
33:29Oh God
33:30Oh my God
33:31His toenails were painted
33:32But because his little toenails were little and squishy
33:34He just painted the toe skin
33:36Oh God
33:37Her
33:37Her toe skin
33:38Her
33:38Oh my God
33:42So weird
33:43This is so weird
33:44No, it's insane
33:45It's totally insane
33:46Oh my God
33:47And I renamed him her
33:49Her, him
33:50What do I call him or her?
33:51I renamed him last night
33:52And I started calling her
33:54Her
33:56Mapa
33:57Mapa?
33:57Yeah, like mama and papa
34:00Mapa
34:01That's actually really sweet
34:02It's not sweet
34:03It's insanity
34:05Mapa
34:05It's totally insane
34:07Wait a minute
34:08Does mom know?
34:09No, and don't tell her
34:10Do you want any of this coffee?
34:11Oh my God
34:12Oh my God
34:13Josh
34:13Does Josh know?
34:15No, and don't tell him either
34:16We have to tell him
34:17No, you can't tell them
34:19Outing a trans person
34:20It's like an act of violence
34:22What?
34:22It's like stripping someone naked
34:24In the middle of the cafeteria
34:24And making them go eat by themselves
34:26Google it
34:27Jesus
34:28You Google it
34:29Wait a minute
34:30How long have you known about this?
34:31How did you find out about this?
34:33I was sneaking around dad's house
34:34And he walked in on me
34:35Dressed as a woman
34:36What do you mean you were sneaking around?
34:39Oh my God
34:40My head hurts so much
34:43Here, give me your feet
34:44I'll rub them
34:46I was, um
34:48I was over there with Tammy
34:51With Tammy?
34:54I called that
34:55I totally called that
34:56I know
34:57I know
34:57I know
34:57What were you doing with her?
34:59Dirty, nasty things?
35:00Stop
35:00This is love
35:01Okay
35:02Please
35:02No, seriously
35:03This is
35:04This is
35:05She like made me squirt
35:07What?
35:09You mean female ejaculation?
35:10Yeah
35:11That is not real
35:12It's totally real
35:14That is pee, Sarah
35:15It's not pee
35:16Come on
35:17Allie
35:17It's a completely different part of the plumbing
35:19And it smells completely differently
35:21It smells really good
35:22Seriously
35:22It smells like
35:23It smells like the
35:24I don't know
35:25Like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride
35:26It's like
35:26Like brackish and clean
35:28It's like all over my van
35:29Seriously
35:32Seriously
35:33Excuse me, what about Len?
35:38I don't know
35:39I don't know
35:40I don't know
35:41I don't know
35:43You want me to get that?
35:45No
35:45No, no
35:45Just see who it is
35:49Guess who?
35:51Mapa
35:51Mapa?
35:52I was calling
35:52No, no, no, no, no
35:54Hey dad, it's Sarah
35:55Yeah, I'm over
35:56I'm over at her place
35:57I'm sorry
35:58Come get the window
35:59What?
36:00Okay
36:00Right here
36:03Oh, right
36:04Come on down
36:05Okay
36:06Okay
36:07Be right down
36:09What?
36:10Um, somebody made brunch plans
36:14Oh, fuck
36:17Oh, my God
36:19Look at his hair
36:21Hello
36:21Hi, dad
36:23That's beautiful
36:24Oh, thanks
36:25No, this
36:25Oh, my jacket
36:26It's gorgeous
36:27Thank you
36:28Hello, lovely
36:28You look nice
36:29Thank you
36:30Nice, sweetie
36:31Hi
36:33Under it
36:34You need some food in her
36:35Come on, huh
36:37How are you doing?
36:38Good
36:44Um, I have to ask you some questions
36:46That might not be very pleasant
36:49Okay
36:51Did my parents know that we were what we were doing?
36:54Of course they do
36:55Okay
36:55Everybody knew
36:57They didn't fire you?
36:59No
37:00You were there
37:01So they were cool with what we were doing
37:03Your parents are strange people, honey
37:05You know that
37:06Yeah, they never tried to stop it
37:07They talked to you about it?
37:09Yeah
37:09Did they discuss it with you?
37:10Why are you asking me these questions?
37:12I have a right to know the answers to these questions
37:14Oh, get to talk to me that way
37:16I can't ask you questions?
37:18Can you not tell me?
37:19Please?
37:19Josh, we were in love
37:21Right?
37:21We were in love
37:22You just can't come in and just ask me questions like this
37:26As if I'm a total stranger
37:28Okay, okay
37:29You don't even
37:33It's okay, it's okay
37:36You always make things so much more complicated than they have to be
37:43We do not know
37:49I'll see you, okay?
37:51Hey
37:52That guy that you said would fix the air conditioner never came by
37:56Okay, Rita
37:57Okay, Rita
37:57I'll, um, I'll call him again
38:00Where you go
38:07In the night
38:12Through the door
38:15Through the door that holds you
38:23The door that holds you
38:26The door that holds you
38:31Don't they?
38:34You know, I am, uh, having reservations about that new apartment
38:39Because the laundry is coin-operated and I'm just becoming this hoarder of loose change
38:45Dad, you shouldn't be doing your own laundry
38:47I'll send Cindy over, she can do it for you
38:51Hi
38:53How would you ladies like to be among the first people in L.A. to sample a new plant-based
38:56skincare line by Canticle?
38:57No
38:57This stuff is liquefied miracles
38:58No, no, I have to eat
39:01We'll do it
39:02At Patio on the Green?
39:03Yeah
39:03And there's at least an hour wait over there
39:04No, I can't do it in an hour wait
39:06Just a minute
39:06Yeah
39:06You want to?
39:07Well, we're right over here
39:08Best to wait out the brunch rush with us
39:09Okay
39:10Are you thirsty?
39:11We have cucumber water
39:11She wants to do it, come on
39:13It's mint, too
39:15Just so you know
39:17Like, now that you're going to spend time in this world
39:19You need to know
39:20The makeover is free
39:21But they expect you to buy everything that they use
39:24And each thing is like a hundred bucks a thing
39:27I want one, I do want one
39:29Really?
39:30Yeah
39:32This is excellent
39:33Isn't it good?
39:35Do you mean to tell me you've gone through your entire life without knowing where your T-zone is?
39:38Yeah
39:39Huh
39:40You poor, deprived soul
39:42This is a final fire
39:44Okay
39:46Open
39:48Oh my god
39:49I know
39:50Dewey-ass cheekbones
39:52It's like so dewey
39:54It looks amazing
39:54Wow, look at my eyes
39:56It's called dewey
39:56I see them
39:57Okay, how's that?
39:59Yeah, just more of that stuff
40:00Um, the powder and the foundation
40:03How much is that foundation?
40:04The foundation is $150
40:06Yeah, can I have more of that?
40:07You sure you don't want to do some color?
40:09No, no color
40:09I just
40:10I, like this
40:11What's that?
40:12This, this is just the new powder
40:14Yeah, this too
40:14You want the powder
40:16Yeah
40:16Are you sure I can't do the eyebrows?
40:18I'm positive
40:18Because I just
40:19No, please
40:20Thank you
40:23How many of those are you going to take?
40:24Tammy's coming over tonight
40:26I just want to see how hot I lock
40:28You lesbians are weird
40:30The puffiness looks much better, darling
40:32Really?
40:32Yeah, the peptides in that serum don't mess around
40:34Oh, good
40:35Didn't realize I was puffy
40:38Well, I should purchase the serum, don't you think?
40:40Yeah, fabulous
40:41One ounce or two
40:41One
40:42She'll take one ounce
40:43Oh, yeah
40:44One ounce
40:46I'd be remiss if I also didn't recommend the toner
40:47Otherwise, the serum won't have anything to hold on to
40:50Well, all right
40:51I should buy a great many of these products
40:53Um, I too would like to buy a great many of these products
40:56What?
40:59All right, who's in for blueberry pancakes?
41:01Oh, my
41:01Oh, thank God
41:02Oh, but guys, I have to pee
41:04Oh, me too
41:05Oh, me too
41:06You were really pushing that cucumber water
41:10Is it down here?
41:11Yeah, this is the ladies
41:16Okay, I think I'm
41:17No, no, come on
41:19It's okay
41:20Come on
41:25I don't really have to go that bad
41:26I do
41:27All right
41:28Dad, if you have to go in front of me, that's fine
41:31Because I don't have to go
41:33No, Ellie has to go
41:34She doesn't say dad
41:35Is that a man?
41:36I don't know
41:37Hey, Mom
41:38What?
41:39Do you see the little person over there with the gray hair?
41:41Mm-hmm
41:42I think it's a guy
41:43She just called him down
41:44Excuse me
41:45Are you a man?
41:46This is the ladies' restroom
41:47Yeah, we're aware of what it is
41:48Thank you
41:49Thank you, we're good
41:50Sir, can you hear me?
41:51Because this is the ladies' restroom
41:52And clearly that is a man
41:53This is my father
41:54And he's a woman
41:54And he has every right to be in this bathroom
41:56No, he does not
41:57And you know what?
41:58I'm calling security
41:58Because there are young women in here
42:00That you are traumatized
42:00Oh, you mean the little snickering bitches over there?
42:02They look really traumatized
42:04You don't talk to my children that way
42:05And you don't need to talk to my father like that
42:07Your father is a pervert
42:09You are a fucking cunt
42:11All right, let's go
42:12All right, let's go
42:12All right, let's go
42:12All right, let's go
42:12All right, let's go
42:12All right, let's go
42:13All right, let's go
42:13Dad, don't you need to go pee?
42:15No, I don't
42:15I'm fine
42:16You need to go
42:16Let's just go
42:18Have a nice day
42:23Are you okay?
42:27I will be
42:30God
42:38God, why is he doing this now?
42:42Why?
42:42Why did he wait so long?
43:00Hi, can I return this, please?
43:03I don't want to say that ruins my day, but that ruins my day
43:06I'd love cash, thanks
43:10Oh, fuck
43:11What?
43:12Damn, you canceled on me
43:14Sorry, babe, gotta resketch
43:16So resketch
43:17No, no, something is up
43:19Something is
43:20I feel like
43:20It's this weird feeling
43:22She's like
43:26Fuck
43:27What?
43:28Wait, I gotta get my money
43:36Fuck
43:37Fuck
43:53Oh
44:01Turn the music down a little please
44:18Oh shit
44:19Need to take this call from the tenant
44:22Hello
44:23This is the manager
44:25Hello
44:40Turn the noise down
44:42Turn it the fuck down
44:44You motherfuckers
44:45There are other people in the fucking world
44:47Turn it down you faggots
44:50Oh Jesus Christ
44:53And there's no smoking
45:01You're not alone
45:02Turn it down you faggots
45:06Turn it down you faggots
45:08Turn it down you faggots
45:13Turn it down you faggots
45:14Turn it down you faggots
45:15Turn it down you faggots
45:16Turn it down you faggots
45:17Turn it down you faggots
45:18Turn it down you faggots
45:20Turn it down you faggots
45:20Turn it down you faggots
45:21Turn it down you faggots
45:21Turn it down you faggots
45:22Turn it down you faggots
45:22Turn it down you faggots
45:23Turn it down you faggots
45:23Turn it down you faggots
45:23Turn it down you faggots
45:23Turn it down you faggots
45:27Turn it down you faggots
45:29Turn it down you faggots
45:55Come on, walk with me.
45:56Come on.
45:57You're like a stalker, babe.
45:59Don't call him a stalker.
46:02I need you to tell Barb the truth.
46:04I am telling her.
46:05I'm telling her next week, okay?
46:06We need our therapist.
46:07No, no, no.
46:07You need to tell her now.
46:08I fucking left my husband for you.
46:10I never told you to do that.
46:11What?
46:12You said that you wanted to spend the rest of your life with me.
46:15What?
46:15You said...
46:16I want to fuck you every day for the rest of my life.
46:18Do you not remember saying that?
46:19When we were fucking...
46:20So?
46:20People say shit.
46:21When they're fucking, it doesn't mean that their entire life just changes.
46:25I love you.
46:27And I'm feeling so ready and open and honest right now.
46:33But I am afraid that I am making this shit up in my head and that you are not coming
46:36with me.
46:37And I feel like you're just going to delay and delay and delay.
46:41I have dumped out every fucking piece of my life.
46:44And I...
46:45I need you to tell her the truth.
46:51Oh my God.
46:53Seriously.
46:54Fuck you.
46:55Okay.
46:56You know what?
46:56Go.
46:56Live your lie.
46:59Hey, come here.
47:00Come here.
47:00Hey, hey, hey, hey.
47:01Come back here.
47:02Listen.
47:03Do...
47:04Do you love me?
47:07Yes.
47:12Then tell her about me.
47:27It's just bread.
47:29Toaster work.
47:36Jesus.
47:37You look like a fucking punk rock broccoli.
47:40I just needed a change.
47:45Have you talked to Dad?
47:48I've been meaning to.
47:49Why?
47:52You should check in with him.
47:55Yeah.
47:58What's wrong with you?
47:59Is this about that girl you got pregnant?
48:03There is no more pregnancy.
48:06It's just everything.
48:09Are you okay?
48:11Sure.
48:12Of course.
48:13You can tell me.
48:15Tell me goodbye.
48:22If you must go, baby.
48:27I won't breathe.
48:30But just wait a lifetime before you leave.
48:39If you must go, baby, I won't breathe.
48:41But just wait a lifetime before you leave.
48:41Mm-hmm.
48:42Yeah.
48:42Yeah.
48:45I need you to dance with me.
48:49Oh.
49:14I need you to dance with me.
49:16I need you to dance with me.