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00:00Is season six the season of the star?
00:07Well, yes!
00:09Mabuhai!
00:10It is me, Stardoll.
00:13I am 25 years old and I am from Toronto, Ontario.
00:17I am the youngest daughter of Suki Doll.
00:21Miss Congeniality from season two of Canada's Drag Race.
00:25And I am a superstar.
00:27Oh, my God!
00:31What is going on?
00:33Am I the first one here?
00:35I am so gagged.
00:37I am theatrically trained in the arts, honey.
00:40I'm a drama queen and a theater hoe.
00:42Only took six years and I'm finally here.
00:52Who's ready to get hazed?
00:54Hello, Canada.
00:57My name is Hazel and I am 27 years old from Vancouver, British Columbia.
01:02And I am the naughtiest girl you know.
01:04Kendall Gender called me the it girl of Vancouver.
01:08People think I'm a bitch just by how I look.
01:11But then I open my mouth.
01:12I'm like, hey!
01:13How's it going?
01:14Hello!
01:15Bitch!
01:16I love you!
01:17You've DMed a bunch of times.
01:21I finally get to meet her in person!
01:23Oh, you really are a star, motherfucker!
01:25What's up?
01:26What's up?
01:27What's up?
01:28Afra Lupine, I love your work!
01:29Oh, my God!
01:30You want to blow my horn?
01:31Bitch, you better have some nice ass.
01:32You better blow that horn.
01:33Okay!
01:34Okay!
01:35Okay!
01:39Oh!
01:42I'm here.
01:44I'm Van Goth.
01:45I am 27.
01:46I am from Toronto, Ontario.
01:47And I am the showgirl rock star.
01:49I'm giving you a little Van Gogh sunflower.
01:51A little rock and roll.
01:52A little edge.
01:53A little burlesque.
01:54A little punk.
01:55A little gothic fantasy.
01:57Van Goth is known for looks, performances, sharp tongue, and for being a cunt.
02:02You bitches are fucking mad!
02:08I would say some people probably consider me a villain.
02:11But I feel like the villain is the most interesting character in the story.
02:13Nobody cares about Rapunzel.
02:15Bitch, let down your hair.
02:16And brush it too.
02:17The nails are sickening.
02:19You like?
02:20I love yours.
02:22I've been waiting to read a fucking bitch like this.
02:25I know!
02:26Sisters.
02:27What's up?
02:28Should we maybe have a little bit of an alliance off the bat?
02:31Well, yes.
02:32The first three in.
02:33The first three in, the last three out.
02:34Fuck that motherfucking tea.
02:35I have a little bit of strategy.
02:37My game plan for the whole season is just tell everyone that I want to be in alliance with them.
02:41And then not stay true to any of them.
02:44Oh.
02:45I'm originally from Mexico, but I currently reside in London, Ontario.
02:51The boring London.
02:52And why Dulce?
02:53Bitch, because I'm sweet.
02:54Oh!
02:55Yes!
02:56Yes!
02:57Yes!
02:58Yes!
02:59Yes!
03:00Yes!
03:01My drag is very big, traditional pageant drag.
03:03But I also love to bring a sultry Mexican flavor.
03:05Hi!
03:06The remix!
03:07The remix!
03:08The remix!
03:09The remix!
03:10You see it!
03:11Performance is where I come alive.
03:12That's like the bread and butter of what I do.
03:14Dulce.
03:15Dulce.
03:16If I have to lip sync, the only thing you'll see me is next week.
03:18My besties here!
03:19I'm so excited!
03:20Oh we're starting already?
03:21The besties, I do not like Dulce.
03:24Girl at all.
03:25She's fake, she's annoying, she jokes at me.
03:27Besties!
03:28You all are besties?
03:29For real yeah.
03:30I call each other besties, but we both know we aren't.
03:34Oh shit, what would you look like, you look like, you all are besties, but we both know
03:38we aren't.
03:39It's so funny, how do you look like?
03:41Alright, I'm going to give you a Ihave.
03:43You're good.
03:44Do you look like Dulce?
03:45No.
03:46Oh, shit. Well, would you look at that.
03:52The black beauty has arrived.
03:54Oh, you better.
03:56Yes!
03:57It is me, Ebony LaBelle.
03:58I am the black beauty, the good time auntie,
04:01the trans gorgeousness all the way from St. Cathans, Ontario.
04:05Oh, yes!
04:08Ebony is known for booty shaking, hip popping.
04:12She has her way with her charisma.
04:14She just knows how to capture the audience.
04:16Right by the balls.
04:18I didn't just study drag from Drag Race.
04:20I studied drag from drag.
04:22Okay?
04:23Or you need to do your hard work.
04:25And I did.
04:29Okay, we got some boogers up in here!
04:33Thank you, sister.
04:35You are such a handsome woman, baby.
04:37You bitch.
04:38You bitch.
04:39I have to have the table.
04:40Oh, you better check your phone out.
04:42Listen, auntie didn't just come all the way from town
04:44to look busted on TV.
04:45Okay!
04:46Hi!
04:46Hey!
04:52Prepare to be enlightened.
04:57Hi, I am Paolo Profession.
04:59I'm 25 from downtown Montreal.
05:01And when I roll my eye into, like, my third eye chakra, I can literally tell you that I am going to be the winner of, like, season six.
05:07So, run me my check!
05:09The thing that inspires my drag are the woman sluts of America.
05:13It's hard to pinpoint when exactly, like, what I was doing was drag, but I've always been a little cross-dresser ever since I was a little kid.
05:21I vogued out of my mom's pussy.
05:22Oh, okay!
05:23Yes!
05:24Hi!
05:24Who the fuck is this bitch with a star on her pussy?
05:27Woo!
05:28Oh my god, this is like a trip and a half, babe.
05:30Paolo, what kind of drag do you do, love?
05:32Mmm, that's a great question.
05:34Quickly.
05:35Ooh!
05:36Like, I just, like, look cute and do, like, random stuff online.
05:39She's an internet sensation.
05:41Sure!
05:41Okay!
05:42I love that!
05:43My social media following, honestly, who cares?
05:46I just want the number to get bigger.
05:48But I don't like to brag, because that's, like, cringe.
05:50Perry Silton follows me, but she follows me in 10,000 people.
05:54Am I special?
05:59Oh my god!
06:01Fuck off!
06:03Feeling horny?
06:04Or is it just me?
06:07Oops!
06:08Hi, hey, hello.
06:09My name is P.M.
06:10And I am Vancouver's horny, high-kicking drag alien.
06:14The thing that separates me from the other queer-do, weirdo, alien,
06:18weird, non-binary, or trans entertainers is that I can dance.
06:22I trained in ballet for 17 years.
06:25I would not want to go up against this one.
06:27Nope.
06:28I'm just an alien who's ventured from planet they-them to please you.
06:33Oh my god!
06:35Oh my god!
06:37Oh my god!
06:38All I hear is Hazel's graining voice in my ear.
06:42You want to know why I haven't been responding to your talk?
06:44I wonder why!
06:45I wonder why!
06:46They are honestly one of my best friends from Vancouver and it's been so hard keeping the secret from them.
06:51I am so excited for them.
06:53And then also to maybe send them home.
06:55Oh my god!
07:00We'll jump in Jesus.
07:01Scotia's finally in the building.
07:03My name's Maya Fox.
07:04I'm the East Coast Inuk diva.
07:06Inuk is the singular form of Inuit.
07:08We are the indigenous people of the Arctic.
07:10Brooklyn better watch out because the real queen of the North is right here.
07:13I think a misconception about driving from the East Coast is that it's not up to the same quality as the rest of Canada.
07:18It absolutely is.
07:19And there's things that we do on the East Coast that these other queens couldn't even dream of.
07:23I don't think we've seen anybody like me.
07:25Somebody who merges Inuit culture with the 90s, the 2000s, that has a dance experience that's also really funny, that can serve a look.
07:32I'm a well-rounded queen and I think I'm going to kill the challenges.
07:35Maya, where are you from?
07:36I'm from Halifax.
07:37Halifax, Nova Scotia!
07:39First Halifax queen ever.
07:41No way!
07:42Are you serious?
07:43First one, six seasons in.
07:52What's shaking?
07:54Hello everybody, my name is Saltina Shaker.
07:56I'm 29 years old and I'm from Ottawa, Ontario.
07:58Oh wow!
07:59I didn't even know who that was.
08:01I didn't even know who that was.
08:03Saltina, TikTok queen has arrived.
08:07Iconic.
08:08They've got millions of followers, so clearly they're doing something right.
08:11I love being able to like say I'm like, you know, one of the most followed queens.
08:15But what I have on stake here is showing everybody what else there is.
08:19I'm the scariest pussycat doll you'll ever meet.
08:21You know, I'm the edgiest Victoria's Secret model.
08:23These two separate things that don't normally go together.
08:28Mashing them up, it's Saltina.
08:30It's Saltina.
08:31Yes!
08:32Saltina!
08:33Yes!
08:34Oh my God!
08:35Saltina!
08:36Oh my God!
08:37Hello!
08:38P.M.
08:39Love, love, love.
08:40Gosh, hello.
08:41Saltina is here.
08:42I love her.
08:43I know she's a really good dancer and she definitely has those sickening looks.
08:46How are you?
08:47Good.
08:48I think she's going to be fierce competition.
08:50Are you wearing cigarettes?
08:53Oh!
08:54Yes!
08:55Yes!
08:56Yes!
08:57Yes!
08:58Yes!
08:59Yes!
09:00Okay!
09:01Hello.
09:02I'm Samy Landry.
09:03I'm 26 years old.
09:05I'm from Moncton, New Brunswick.
09:07And I'm just looking for a lighter.
09:09My drag aesthetic is like directly inspired by those gorgeous video hoes in the background of
09:17music videos in the 2000s.
09:18You know, the girls on the car in the bikini like, uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.
09:22This accent that you're hearing is not a Quebeco accent.
09:27This is an Acadian accent because la Francophonie Canadienne is much larger than la Quebec.
09:35Bonjour!
09:37Salut, ma belle!
09:39I know Samy from back on the East Coast, okay?
09:42East Coast represents…
09:42East Coast, the Maritimes are here!
09:44Here we go.
09:45She is serving that bitch at the bingo hall that's got 14 dabbers up in her car.
09:49I live for Samy Landry.
09:51It's been so long.
09:52It's been so long.
09:53Oh my god, I'm good and you?
09:54I'm good, I'm good.
09:55You're so subbed.
09:56The TikTok girls gotta stick together, baby.
09:58The TikTok girls.
09:59I'm so happy to see her here.
10:01I'm thrilled that her kooky-ass drag gets to be represented here.
10:05It's what the people want.
10:07I'm very comfortable.
10:08I have the perfect view.
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:13Oh!
10:14It's chocolate.
10:16Hello, Canada.
10:17My name is Caramel, like the chocolate bar.
10:19I'm 25 years old and I'm from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
10:22Started drag in Ottawa, Ontario, but I currently live in Toronto.
10:25I would say my signature look is definitely something a little slutty, a little bit more
10:29on the edge.
10:30Probably like my drag mother, a bra and panty.
10:32My drag mother is Kimmy Couture from season three of Canada's Drag Race.
10:36Caramel is definitely known for performing.
10:38I grew up competitive dancing, so I have that really in my repertoire.
10:41You're gonna see dips.
10:43You're gonna see turns.
10:44You're gonna see me emoting, giving you everything you want.
10:47Oh my god, you look insane!
10:52Caramel, they are the creamiest of performers.
10:55They are somebody I do not want to go up against.
11:01Oh!
11:02Oh!
11:03Oh my god!
11:07Period.
11:08Oh shit!
11:11Bonjour, je m'appelle Velma Jones.
11:13I'm from Montreal, Quebec and I'm 39 years old.
11:16If you come to a Velma Jones show, you will be surprised.
11:20You will see drama and you will laugh for sure.
11:24I'm also a drag king and his name is Johnny Jones.
11:27So you have Velma, you have Johnny Jones.
11:30So all together, it comes with JJ.
11:34I wanted to bring a look that is close to me.
11:37Come on, Miss Tampon.
11:39Because my period are ruling my life a little bit.
11:42I think it's our superpower for people with uterus to live our life as usual and have so much pain in silence.
11:49I'm reclaiming the period.
11:51I'm making it gorgeous.
11:53Oh my god!
11:54I really like big costume camp.
12:01Will they take me seriously?
12:03I don't know.
12:04I don't know.
12:05I'm there with my big tampons and…
12:07So Velma, we're actually related.
12:09Yes!
12:10We are related.
12:11I don't know.
12:12What?
12:13Yeah.
12:14She's your mom.
12:15Yeah.
12:16She's my grandmother and her mother.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Hell yeah.
12:19Oh, yeah.
12:20She's your mother?
12:21Yeah!
12:22Yeah!
12:23Yeah!
12:24Yeah!
12:25Hey!
12:26Hey!
12:27Hey!
12:28Hey!
12:29Hey!
12:30Hey!
12:31Hey!
12:32Hey!
12:33Hey!
12:34Hey!
12:35Hey!
12:36Hey!
12:37Hey!
12:38Hey!
12:39We're good, we're good.
12:43You're good, you're good, you're good.
12:46Hi, how are you?
12:48Al Covers, Al Covers.
12:49Hi babies.
12:50Oh my god, am I a West Coast girly now?
12:51You are!
12:52Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.
12:53Okay, I'm coming.
12:54Is the bus still running?
12:55I'm so excited that we're here together.
12:57Yay!
12:58This is the Femme Queen.
12:59Femme Queen.
13:00Femme Queen area.
13:01I just noticed the titties.
13:03Oh, bitch.
13:04They're new.
13:05Oh, this is it.
13:06They're new.
13:07Thank you, doctor.
13:09Do you guys mind if I clean the space?
13:12Ow.
13:18This is for good vibes.
13:19No, I love it.
13:20I need all the good vibes in the alcove.
13:23If anyone had bad vibes, they're out of the alcove.
13:26It's like my little home in the work room, right?
13:29I need good vibes at home.
13:31Always.
13:32Look into your turd eye.
13:33Yeah.
13:34She gave me a little sound healing.
13:36Didn't work, but it was pretty cool.
13:38Yeah.
13:39I think she cursed me, honestly, now that I think about it.
13:42What did you guys think about everyone's look, though?
13:44Okay.
13:45Let's be honest.
13:46Don't lie.
13:47No shade.
13:48Saltino looks really good.
13:49Selma looks really good.
13:51Yeah.
13:52The end.
13:53No, just kidding.
13:54No, stop.
13:55My least favorite look was definitely Sammy's because...
13:57That's her brand, though.
13:58Is it?
13:59She doesn't look good in general.
14:00Girl, she needs to find a new brand.
14:02Like, in general, though.
14:03Like, not even in a mean way.
14:04Like, that's her shade.
14:05That's her shade.
14:06That's her shade.
14:07You two are, like, peas in a pod for shade.
14:08I know.
14:09It's kind of weird.
14:10I've been obsessed with you for a very long time.
14:11Shut up.
14:12Shut up.
14:13I'm kind of obsessed with myself as well.
14:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:15I love it.
14:16I love it.
14:17Shut up.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:19Oh, my God.
14:20Oh, my God.
14:21Oh, my God.
14:22Seen it already than had her.
14:25Bonjour, racers.
14:27Let's get sickening.
14:29Yeah.
14:30For the next nine weeks, it's hoes before bros.
14:34Yeah.
14:35So strap on your heels and strike a pose.
14:39Now, to start this dawning of a new age, please report to the main stage.
14:44What?
14:45What?
14:46Shut up.
14:47What?
14:48Like, now.
14:49Amazing.
14:50Amazing.
14:51We have to go to the runway right now.
14:53Oh, girl.
14:54It's about to start.
14:55Oh, my God.
15:00Oh, my God.
15:02Seeing Brooklyn, seeing Tracy, the heart is jumping out the chest.
15:07The butthole is clenched.
15:09This is real.
15:10It's go time.
15:11Bonjour, hi, and welcome to season six of Canada's Drag Race.
15:14Drag Race.
15:15Drag Race.
15:16Congratulations on making it to the main stage.
15:20But the real fight starts now.
15:22Ooh.
15:23Because only one of you will be crowned Canada's next drag superstar and walk away with $100,000.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Yay.
15:33Now, it will not be easy.
15:35At every turn, you will have to prove your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent or risk being sent home.
15:41And it will be cutthroat.
15:44But not quite yet.
15:46That's right.
15:47No one will be going home this week.
15:50Yay!
15:51Yay!
15:52Yay!
15:53Yay!
15:54No one is going home this week.
15:56We have a chance to just give what we want to give without any pressure.
16:00Girl, I am so angry.
16:01We have 12 queens, which is like a lot of people, and no one is going home.
16:07I need a quadruple elimination, okay?
16:10I need them to leave.
16:11You will want to bring your absolute best.
16:14Trust, there's still lots to compete for.
16:17The five queens who make the best first impression will earn valuable face time with the judges.
16:22Getting the judges critiques this week would mean absolutely everything to me.
16:28If I know what the judges are looking for from me, I will be able to meet it and then level it up.
16:33In the end, we will announce one winner who will reap an extra special treat.
16:38They will share the stage with a legendary lip-sync assassin.
16:42Ooh.
16:46Me!
16:47Shut up!
16:48No!
16:49Shut up!
16:50Oh, my God.
16:51You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys.
16:53Somebody gets to perform with Brooklyn Hutt?
16:57Ah!
16:58That needs to be me.
16:59That needs to be me.
17:02She is one of the best, best lip-syncers ever.
17:05Wait a minute.
17:06Doesn't that mean I can send her home?
17:07Who's judging?
17:08Tracy?
17:09Okay.
17:10That's right.
17:11The winner and I will burn the house down boots.
17:14Boots.
17:15To spill your first challenge, please welcome Hollywood Jade.
17:19Ah!
17:20Yes!
17:21Yes!
17:22Yes!
17:23Yes!
17:24Yes!
17:25Yes!
17:26Yes!
17:27Yes!
17:28Yes!
17:29Yes!
17:30Yes!
17:31Yes!
17:32Yes!
17:33Cuckoo, bonsoir divas!
17:34To kick off this season, you all will introduce yourselves to the world in a gag-worthy music
17:39video.
17:40Yes!
17:41Yes!
17:42Yes!
17:43Yes!
17:44I am a music video diva, so this is right up my alley.
17:48We are putting a fresh twist on an old classic.
17:52And personally for me, I'm not sorry, aboot it.
17:56Oh!
17:58We get to remix Not Sorry Aboot It from season one,
18:02and that is one of my favorite girl group songs
18:04ever on the show.
18:06To help you work it out on the remix,
18:08you'll start opposite Zestini's child herself,
18:11our reigning queen of the mother-puckin' world, LEMON!
18:15Yeah!
18:19We're going to make some lemonade.
18:23Well, shall we go for it?
18:25We are!
18:27Racers, start your engines,
18:30and may the best drag queen win!
18:35I've always wanted to do that.
18:41Oh, Canada!
18:44As you all know, Canadians are always saying,
18:47Sorry!
18:47Sorry!
18:49But luckily, none of those Canadians are here today.
18:52Instead, we've got 12 unapologetic baddies
18:56who are here to remind us,
18:57Why be sorry, when you can be sorry, not sorry?
19:00I'm not sorry about it!
19:03All rise, where I told you surprise,
19:04Look inside of these eyes, all the way to the thighs,
19:06These scars, I'ma love send, thanks to up above,
19:08Lucky lamp, I'ma rub, squeaky clean, rub it up.
19:10Need some salt, I'll shake it here.
19:12Storming waters, make it clear.
19:14Inner peace, have no fear.
19:16Don't know how, listen here.
19:18So you pop fast while I throw some ass,
19:20Put your pedal on the gas, all these trials,
19:21I'ma pass us, see my body move,
19:22And you think that this is flirting,
19:23Sorry Buddha brah, honey, shh!
19:25I ain't freaking!
19:25Listen to my name, it's Dardoll,
19:27I be breaking bitches' neck so fragile,
19:29Walking through Toronto streets, hear the catcalls,
19:31Fat ass, big talent, watch me stand tall, uh!
19:33Dance in my starlight, I'm gonna shine bright!
19:40My well yes, got the girls on their feet,
19:42Half Filipinos turning up the heat!
19:44Looking at your next winner, only Brooke knows,
19:46Mama Ru call me a star, yeah, Hancho!
19:48Fox on lock, from the docks to the seaside,
19:50Mug stamp, these boys wanna be mine,
19:52Can't clock what I got in the meantime,
19:54That bitch sure fits in my free time!
19:56Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta, I go off when the beat comes on,
19:59Miss Fox from Cape Breton, I'm queen to all these pawns,
20:03Ow! MF, but I'm no motherfucker,
20:05Can't dress, put her under the covers,
20:07Insidgy bitch, titty sid, it just is what it is, sucka!
20:11666, little devil with a list,
20:12Pretty pale face, that's just so crisp,
20:14Talent un-amped, style so vamped,
20:16Zoom in, get close, stamped!
20:18Batwing, Lana, I'm a designer,
20:20Check my credits, I'll read you like Reddit!
20:22Coming for the crown, it's a coupe,
20:24Ain't no one like me no dupe,
20:25OOP!
20:26I'm a surrealist, I am the realist,
20:28Always on guest list, style so impressive,
20:29Showgirl, rockstar, never been a saint, huh!
20:32Now up my rate!
20:35Sorry, I'm not sorry,
20:38I'm not sorry, I'm not sorry,
20:43Sorry, you won't make me apologize,
20:47And I'm not sorry about it!
20:50I'm Velma the Unique, making already drag ursery dramatic!
20:55The drag orchestra!
20:58But Velma, I'm confused!
20:59What?
21:00Don't you sometimes wear Johnny's shoes?
21:01Uh-huh!
21:01No limit to my creativity!
21:03Okay!
21:04Celebrating both royalty, Queen and King fluidity,
21:07Pride by six-year-old, comfity!
21:09Velma!
21:10Des moi!
21:11The drag orchestra!
21:13Come for the sex and stay for the heart,
21:14The packaging's hot, but the purpose is art,
21:16We attract what we want, we attract what we are,
21:18Y'all attracted to me, I'm already a star!
21:20Dominating, captivating, liberating, advocating,
21:22Educating, navigating, motivating, penetrating, yeah!
21:25I said it!
21:26Lights, hits, silhouette, lethal, eyes, lock, energy,
21:29Rego, no mold, no limit, no script, no shame,
21:32Legends are built when they whisper your name!
21:34Hey-oh!
21:35Legs, lace, ethereal, beauty, chest, shaved, remodeled, pussy, oh!
21:43Staring keeps you entertained, trolling's my favorite game,
21:47Laughing me on video, yapping, bitching, yes I saw!
21:51Z-cups at the coffee shop, you love when Paolo's titties pop in!
21:54The universe loves me to win, and that's because I am the universe,
21:56The universe is me, bitch!
21:58Bajian baddies, stepping in the work room,
22:00Turn my way here, let these girls come and get some,
22:02Three years in the making, got everybody shaking,
22:04Halifax, Ottawa, Toronto for the taking,
22:05The Milky Way, got your lining up to taste,
22:07The caramel secret, don't let it go to waste, oh!
22:13I'ma show em what it takes to be a winner,
22:14Win no longer a beginner,
22:17World get ready for the snack inside,
22:18This melding diva's here to paint the town black!
22:21Sorry, I'm not sorry,
22:26Sorry, I'm not sorry,
22:30Sorry, you won't make me apologize,
22:35And I'm not sorry about it,
22:37Well you know I still ain't sorry, they all call me unapologetic,
22:39I'm making bitches panic, got them calling up the medic,
22:41Pretty blessed I be thanking my genetics,
22:43Rhymes down down, want a crown, just didn't match with my aesthetic,
22:45Hold up, wait, let me give these bitches some advice,
22:47Remind them that I won, even when I lost twice,
22:49Be cool, be you, be nice,
22:50And this is Canada, so bitch, bring ya ice!
22:52New edition of the competition, this is season six,
22:54On a mission, no magician, but you know she doing tricks,
22:56New position, send them all into submission, make em sick,
22:58And if they bring the track back, put me on the map!
23:00Hot and famous, you smell like anus,
23:03From the maritime to the big time,
23:05Check out my rhyme and my tight behind,
23:07Cigarettes, mom, celebrity,
23:10You're for you, Paige is obsessed with me,
23:14I know, basic bitches think I'm trash,
23:17Cool girls know, I'm trash chic,
23:19Representing la Cadie,
23:20Fais du brie pour Samy Landry!
23:22Crossing the border like I just don't care,
23:24Get ready for me bitch, cause you're about to stare,
23:26Your ringlet is here to keep y'all in check,
23:28Don't get in my way or stomp y'all's neck!
23:30La reina latina ha llegado, ya puede empezar derretado,
23:33Y no dudes de esta maldita gordita,
23:35Porque así como una vez puede cambiar tu vida!
23:37Don't speak Spanish, don't fret,
23:39Let me teach you something so you don't, uh, forget!
23:41Vamos dulce, échale ganas,
23:43Cana el trofeo y nos vemos en la casa!
23:45Hi, hey, hello, it's me PM,
23:47Not your average mask or femme,
23:49Just two letters like afternoon,
23:51Or private message, send your nudes!
23:535, 6, 7, and 8,
23:55This day them the sea's gonna be great!
23:57Pink and chewy bubble gum,
23:59White and creamy, that's called uh?
24:01I'm a monster be a nasty girl,
24:03Or a dancer you can watch me twirl,
24:05Of course I'll split, and if you're lucky,
24:07You can sit on night!
24:08Small town diva rose against the odds,
24:09And was blessed by the melanated estrogen gods,
24:11Like jerkin' a poshy spicy,
24:13With a kick body gal, hot gal,
24:14Now yeah, grewkin' legit!
24:15As a child it was tough,
24:16And she didn't have a voice,
24:17But she's grown and she's home,
24:18So ready to make some noise!
24:19Black beauty on the track,
24:20And she gon' shake ya,
24:21Ass fat, but you can't get a taste,
24:22Ha! Auntie at the race,
24:23And she gonna make you lick,
24:24Get them hundred dollar bills,
24:25Cause you know you're gonna tip,
24:26Don't scrunch up your face,
24:27Cause you're mad under shit,
24:28Hashtag I'm not sorry about it!
24:32Sorry, I'm not sorry,
24:35I'm sorry,
24:37I'm not so pretty,
24:39Sorry,
24:41And you won't make me apologize,
24:44And I'm not sorry about it!
24:52I'm not sorry,
24:54No, I'm kidding,
25:04I'm not sorry at all!
25:12Coupoup on floor!
25:14I'm kidding!
25:15What's up everybody!
25:17Yo, that was crazy!
25:19What a day!
25:20We just finished the music video,
25:21And can finally get out of drag.
25:23Although no one's going home,
25:25There will be a top five,
25:26And I think we're all still just as hungry,
25:28This is where you really want to stand out,
25:30Put your name on the map,
25:32And let bitches know that like,
25:34You're here to win it!
25:35It was honestly really fierce,
25:36Boots the diva house down,
25:38Mama, I ate that!
25:39I need to get this top spot this week,
25:41Because I really need to show the other girls,
25:43That I am not to be played with!
25:45What can you?
25:46Coupoup on twerk?
25:47Can you coupoup on twerk?
25:48Wait, wait, wait,
25:49Who's that shaking?
25:50Yeah, yeah, yeah!
25:51Girl!
25:54Palo!
25:55Oh my god, look at you out of drag,
25:57Neva!
25:58Okay!
25:59Okay!
26:00You guys are so funny!
26:02I did not even recognize your ass!
26:04A model for real, bitch!
26:05They're gonna make me flush!
26:08Palo that body!
26:11Bitch, oh my god!
26:12Hey!
26:13How are you sexy?
26:14You know, I'm like...
26:15All day I kept staring at you,
26:17Cause I was like,
26:18Oh, you're so pretty!
26:19Yeah, bitch!
26:20I'm like, I don't know, I really fuck with you!
26:21But you're gorgeous though!
26:22That's...
26:23Gorgeous girls!
26:24I'm with gorgeous girls!
26:25That's like queer!
26:26I believe my verse is gonna get me in the top,
26:27Cause it wasn't like your OG drag queen song!
26:29I used different voices,
26:30It was very me!
26:31I don't know, it was unique!
26:33Unique!
26:34How do you guys think you guys did?
26:36Um...
26:37I think, um...
26:39Oh, interesting pauses!
26:40Okay!
26:41I blacked out during the performance part.
26:45I don't remember it,
26:46And I view that as a failure.
26:50I just need to get the fuck out of my head.
26:53It's this brain prison.
26:55It's all mushy.
26:56I need to leave it!
26:58It's a new day in the workroom.
27:04We have shown off our entrance look.
27:07We have performed in a dance video.
27:09And now it is time for the runway.
27:11This is the first frickin' runway of the season, bitch!
27:14Category is, more is more.
27:16Hi queens!
27:26Oh my god!
27:27Oh my god!
27:28Oh my god!
27:33Oh my god!
27:34Oh my god!
27:35What?
27:36Oh my...
27:37I saw this five foot two girl walk in,
27:38I thought, is that Perla?
27:39No, it's Paula Abdul!
27:41Oh my god!
27:42Paula, I look so crazy right now, but...
27:44It's okay.
27:45It's crazy.
27:46It's good.
27:47I love you, Paula!
27:48I love you!
27:49It's Paula Abdul!
27:50Girl!
27:51Oh my god!
27:54She is honestly such a huge inspiration to me,
27:56because not only is she such an amazing singer and performer,
28:00she is a dancer and a choreographer.
28:03Wow!
28:04Paula, choreographer!
28:09Paula Abdul is here,
28:11my childhood icon.
28:13I am thrilled to be here, honestly.
28:15When I was asked,
28:16I literally jumped out of my skin.
28:18Oh!
28:19I'm so excited.
28:20How's everything going?
28:21Crazy.
28:22Better now?
28:23Better now.
28:24I'm a fever dream.
28:25Crazy is good.
28:26Unpredictable is even better.
28:28Do you guys have any questions, first and foremost?
28:30I do, yes.
28:31How do you do what you do?
28:33The way that I can turn it on is if I know my shit,
28:36inside, out, backwards, forward, side, side, upside down.
28:39Rehearse, rehearse, rehearse, rehearse.
28:41It's the hard work.
28:42There's no secret to that.
28:44My idol was Gene Kelly from the MGM musicals.
28:47And when I was four years old, I saw Singing in the Rain,
28:49and I walked up to the TV set and I said,
28:51I'm going to do that when I get older.
28:53Oh, my God, gag.
28:54And the last two years of his life, we became friends.
28:57And I asked him the same exact question that you're asking me,
29:00and he said, it's really simple.
29:02Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
29:05Clockwork.
29:06And it's the truth.
29:07But while you're doing that, remember, you just have to have fun.
29:10Don't have any attachment to the outcome.
29:12Leave it all on the stage.
29:14And remember that winning this competition, like any success,
29:17it's phenomenal, but it really is just the side effect
29:20to all the hard work, dedication, and determination
29:23that you learn throughout your course of time on this show.
29:26You know, believing in yourself is half the battle.
29:28It really is.
29:29You've got to believe in yourself like you believe in Santa Claus.
29:32Oh, my God, what a great experience.
29:34She's so generous.
29:36She gave us so much good advice.
29:38Smile, have fun.
29:39I love you all so much.
29:40I cannot wait.
29:41I'm so thrilled to be here.
29:42Just know that.
29:43We love you.
29:44We love you.
29:45We love you.
29:46Have you ever made a backup dancer?
29:47I am not auditioning.
29:51I'm going to tell you.
29:52Girl, save it.
29:53I'm telling you.
29:54Actually, no, I'm not even going to tell you.
29:55I'm going to show you.
29:56I'm going to show you, Miss Falla.
29:57Partying is such a sweet sorrow.
29:59I have to say goodbye for now.
30:00I love you.
30:01I love you.
30:02I love you.
30:03I love you.
30:04Bye.
30:09Fall up.
30:10Fall up.
30:11Fall up.
30:12Oh, God.
30:17Yeah.
30:18Everybody- that's my drag walk.
30:40Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
30:46She's a danger on the dance floor.
30:48It's Tracy Malshore.
30:50Tracy, are you ready to blow us away?
30:52Brooke, the only thing I'm blowing is kisses in the wind.
30:55That's not what I heard.
30:56Eh, fair.
30:58And he's the opposite I want to attract.
31:00It's Hollywood Jade.
31:02Hollywood, are you going to love me forever?
31:05Straight up.
31:06And she's forever our girl.
31:09It's Grammy and Emmy Award winning legend, Paula Abdul.
31:14Hey, Brooke.
31:15Hey, Paula, I hear you're interested in becoming a Canadian citizen.
31:18Yes, I am.
31:19So would that make you a Paula Abdul citizen?
31:24This week, our queens felt their fantasy.
31:26And not sorry about it.
31:28Lemon's version.
31:29And tonight, they will make their main stage debut.
31:32Racers, start your engine.
31:34And may the best drag queen win.
31:38Category is More Is More.
31:42First up, Velma Jones.
31:45This look is the evolution of my entrance look.
31:49A tampon being soaked and the blue color that we see in commercial.
31:53Condragulations.
31:54You're the winner of this week's maxi pad.
31:56There is ruffles, ruffles, ruffles and more ruffles.
32:00I'm running into the field, feel light and stuff.
32:03Oh, she menstruate with this.
32:06Period.
32:08Caramel.
32:08The fantasy is, you just won the golden chocolate bar.
32:11I am walking down the runway dripping in gold.
32:14I am wrapped in the golden chocolate wrapper.
32:16And I am the chocolate inside the caramel.
32:20Caramel-ky nutmeg ganache.
32:22You get a golden chocolate.
32:23You get a golden chocolate.
32:24You get a golden chocolate, baby girl.
32:26Golden goddess.
32:27Golden goddess.
32:28Golden finger.
32:30Saltina Shaker.
32:31I am serving high priestess dragon excellence.
32:36I just left my volcano kingdom.
32:39I'm gliding down the lava.
32:41I'm looking at the judges and they know that I'm powerful.
32:44They know that I'm the queen of the dragoons.
32:48Paula, would you say she's a cold-hearted snake?
32:50I think she's a cold-hearted reptilian.
32:52Hazel.
32:55Woo!
32:56Bitch, I am like the queen of Narnia over here.
32:59The ice queen, but nice.
33:01This is me.
33:02This is what Hazel's full crystallized form is.
33:06And also, can we talk about the hair?
33:07I am a tall bitch.
33:09I'm 6'2", out of drag, in drag, 6'5".
33:11And the hair goes down to this booty hole.
33:14You show, girl.
33:16Star doll.
33:17Take a deep dive to the bottom of the sea in Boracay, Philippines.
33:23You thought Rose's necklace was the heart of the ocean?
33:25I am the heart of the ocean.
33:26Take a deep dive in my ocean because I am feeling extra wet.
33:30I am serving skinny in the waist, gorgeous in the face.
33:34I was going to say fat in the face.
33:36Fat ass, not fat face, girl.
33:38Yes, baby got back.
33:40Stroke.
33:41Sammy Landry.
33:43I took more is more very literally.
33:45Because, bitch, there's a little bit of everything on this dress.
33:48You know when you lose your socks on the dryer?
33:51Well, bitch, I've been collecting them one by one.
33:53And I've been making this dress.
33:55I can see her dirty Landry.
33:57Oh.
33:58It's something that's glamorous, but off.
34:01Big, but it's also a little strange.
34:03Remember Weird Barbie?
34:05Uh-huh.
34:05She's a whore now.
34:06Oh.
34:07Maya Fox.
34:09I am wearing a head-to-toe puffer jacket gown.
34:13We are giving a 90s dream.
34:15It is Missy.
34:16It is TLC meets The Matrix.
34:18I've got an eight-foot train on this shit, okay?
34:21When we're saying more is more, this is more is more.
34:23Is that parka posy?
34:25She is looking chic.
34:26She is looking edgy.
34:27And she's giving you everything.
34:28That's Vinyl Richie's gay brother, Vinyl Richie.
34:33That was for you, Paula.
34:34P.M., I am ready for these judges to get their insect repellent ready because I am going to be bugging the shit out of them today.
34:43I am serving a fun praying mantis fantasy, giving them shiny, sparkly, sleek.
34:49I'm going to leave them not asking for any more.
34:53A praying mantis normally lops the heads off of lovers and sucks their blood.
34:58And I love to suck and I love good heads.
35:01So, why not?
35:04Ebony LaBelle.
35:05Bitch, Ebony tonight on the runway.
35:07She is giving black, black, black beauty.
35:10I am motherfucking stomping.
35:12Boom, boom, boom, boom.
35:14Are those my heels?
35:15Or is that that ass clapping?
35:17I don't know.
35:18Girl, I'm so good at eating the runway.
35:21Bitch, ain't no fantasy.
35:22It's all real up in here.
35:23This is all my own ass, all my own waist, all my own taste.
35:29Do-rag to riches.
35:31Paolo Perfection.
35:33I am wearing my version of a biblically accurate angel.
35:37I'm giving you good vibes, you know?
35:38Like, if you were to run into me in the street and you were drunk,
35:42I just know you would think you saw an angel.
35:44The universe wants me to win because I am the universe.
35:46The universe is me.
35:46The universe wants me to win because I am the universe.
35:48The universe is me.
35:49I want to show the judges that I am a stunning creature,
35:53that I've got legs right up to my ears.
35:56Okay.
35:58Dulce.
35:59I'm wearing a look that is so important to me
36:01because it is inspired by the Mexican icon herself,
36:03La Virgen de Guadalupe.
36:05It is a very big part of Mexican culture
36:07and she overlooks all Mexicans
36:08and especially our immigrant brothers and sisters.
36:11Conclave, conslave!
36:14I am imagining I am walking through my Mexican village
36:16and seeing all my brothers and sisters and saying,
36:19hola, chicas!
36:19And they're just glacing over my elegancy.
36:23Van Gogh.
36:24I'm coming out on the stage giving you rich, opulent, drag, ostrich feathers
36:29and then boom!
36:30I'm an ear.
36:32I am channeling Van Gogh's missing ear
36:34with a little bit of a punk, gothic twist.
36:37I bet she's a great listener.
36:39I am a punk ear.
36:41I am that ear that went down to the mall
36:43and got all those piercings, baby.
36:45I got everything.
36:46I am giving you classic Van Gogh,
36:49punk, camp and cunt.
36:50Mwah.
36:51She's queer.
36:52She's ear.
36:53Get used to her.
36:54Ears grow bigger when you get older, just wanted to say.
36:59Welcome, queens.
37:00You all look absolutely fantastic.
37:03Now, based on your entrance looks,
37:06your performance in the music video
37:08and your runway presentations,
37:10we have made some decisions.
37:12When I call your name, please step forward.
37:15Velma Jones.
37:18Saltina Shaker.
37:20Ebony LaBelle.
37:23Van Gogh.
37:25P.M.
37:30The five of you represent the tops of the week.
37:35Annolebra!
37:37Yeah!
37:38If I did not call your name,
37:40you may leave the stage.
37:43Bravo, queens.
37:44Lovely meeting you.
37:46Oh, you're tremendous.
37:48Tremendous talent.
37:51It's now time for the judges' critiques.
37:54First up, Velma Jones.
37:56What's that?
37:56Your looks were so good this week.
37:58They gave me cramps.
38:00Your entrance look.
38:02I always thought that the tampon
38:04was a bit of an indoor cat accessory.
38:06And you made me realize
38:07that she's been an outdoor kitty all along.
38:09I love the way you came into the workroom
38:11and really put a period on it.
38:14The uniqueness in the way you presented your verse.
38:17You did something that nobody else did vocally,
38:20which was fantastic.
38:21The point where you, like,
38:22asked yourself a question in the song.
38:24I was like, that's brilliant,
38:26because now I want to know the answer.
38:27The drag orchestra is here.
38:31I love that line in your music video,
38:33because you truly do do it all.
38:35You do female drag, you do male drag,
38:37and it felt like such a tease
38:38of what we have in store for us.
38:40I don't know if I just watched a music video
38:43or survived the natural disaster
38:45of charisma and choreography put together
38:48in the most endearing way.
38:50I gotta be honest,
38:50I love the concept of this look tonight.
38:52I find that this outfit is wearing you
38:55instead of you wearing the outfit.
38:56I would also love to see that beautiful makeup
38:59a little bit more.
39:00But you were so strong in the other two aspects
39:02of the challenge this week
39:03that you deserve to be up here.
39:06Next up, Saltina Shaker.
39:07Your entrance look was phenomenal.
39:10Mixing rock star with, you know,
39:12old school Versace
39:13and your confidence around it.
39:16Now this look is just fabulous.
39:17I really, really, really enjoyed your music video
39:20and how you brought not just the space to life,
39:24but your lyrics and your performance.
39:26I loved your verse.
39:27Shh, mommy's working.
39:28I'm stealing that.
39:30From the moment you walked in
39:31to your music video
39:33to this incredible look tonight,
39:34you have shown up and shown out.
39:36It's been nothing but rock star energy from you.
39:39Saltina, my dear,
39:40you came out and it was beyond any expectation
39:43I could ever have for a cold-hearted snake.
39:46You were literally a boa constrictor
39:48and I would love to have you wrapped around me anytime.
39:51I'm just so grateful
39:52when you walked into the workroom earlier.
39:54That was the kick that I needed
39:57to get out of my fucking head.
39:58I love that.
39:59I'll kick anyone's ass anytime you want.
40:01You can call me up on the phone
40:02throughout the season
40:03and I'll kick it through the phone.
40:06Next up, PM.
40:07Hi.
40:07From your entrance look
40:09to your music video
40:10to this runway,
40:12PM stands for
40:13please more for me.
40:15And your presentations,
40:17I just never know what to expect.
40:18Was the stumble intentional?
40:21Yeah.
40:22Correct answer.
40:24It was all part of the act.
40:27I love being let into your world.
40:29It was really, really cool
40:30and a slightly terrifying experience.
40:32Now, a note I have for you tonight,
40:34the runway was more is more.
40:35I want the cones bigger.
40:37I want the hat bigger.
40:38I want the spikes bigger.
40:39I want the shoulders bigger.
40:40In the music video,
40:42I wrote,
40:43that's the way to introduce yourself.
40:45Your lyrics were insightful.
40:47They gave me context into who you were
40:50and you twirled.
40:52From one dancer to another,
40:53you could see the lines,
40:54you could see the kicks.
40:55They were wonderful.
40:56You're what I call a complete package
40:58and not the one that you're thinking of.
41:00Yes.
41:01The one I'm thinking of.
41:03Next up,
41:04Ebony LaBelle.
41:05Yeah!
41:06Face time!
41:07I love your ability to take up space.
41:10You really just filled the room up
41:12when you walked into the workroom
41:14and you had some sauce on it.
41:16I also think you're fucking beautiful.
41:18Ah!
41:18I love the Pink Friday of your entrance look.
41:21I loved your celebration of the trans flag
41:23in a whole new way.
41:25This runway look,
41:26I think this would have been served a lot better
41:27if that do-rag had been from here to the back wall.
41:31Ooh!
41:31You know,
41:32more is more is more is more.
41:33So don't be afraid to push it.
41:35You're so beautiful.
41:35I don't want to see you relying just on the beauty.
41:38Ebony LaBelle.
41:40Like Patti LaBelle?
41:41Mm-hmm.
41:41Mm-hmm.
41:42Got it.
41:42You said,
41:43like jerking out a pot she's spicy with a kick.
41:46Bad gal,
41:47out gal,
41:47Niagara queen lit.
41:48Come on.
41:50Bars.
41:50Mm-hmm.
41:51It was current
41:52and it was cultural.
41:54In your music video,
41:56I couldn't keep my eyes off of you.
41:57In fact,
41:57I forgot to blink.
41:59You know,
41:59you did say to me in the workroom,
42:01I'm just gonna show you, Paula.
42:03And you did.
42:05Braza.
42:06Next up,
42:07Van Gogh.
42:08I'm all ears.
42:08The way you came out in the video,
42:13it was like,
42:14you came to play.
42:15You said,
42:16666,
42:17little devil with a list.
42:18Pretty pale face,
42:20S is so crisp.
42:21Who starts a song like that?
42:23Your music video,
42:24yeah,
42:24you had my favorite line of the night.
42:26Now up my right bitch.
42:27That's what it's all about.
42:29I'm telling you,
42:30you were cold-hearted,
42:31you were forever my girl.
42:32You gave me extreme vibology.
42:34It's like you performed
42:35the entire Paula Abdul Essential playlist.
42:38You've shown us exactly who you are.
42:41It's been such a beautiful,
42:42curated experience.
42:44Your entrance look was gorgeous.
42:46I was like,
42:47oh,
42:47I see.
42:48I see the sunflowers.
42:49I see the surrealism of it all.
42:51And then this ear,
42:52but this Van Gogh ear.
42:53How did you stumble upon
42:55Van Gogh as your inspiration
42:57for Van Gogh?
42:58It's a really stupid story.
42:59We're all ears.
43:00Yeah,
43:00we're all ears.
43:02I put a safety pin in my ear once,
43:04and my friend asked me
43:04if I sterilize it,
43:05and I said no.
43:06And then she was like,
43:07you're gonna lose your ear.
43:07And I was like,
43:08well,
43:08baby called me the Van Gogh of drag.
43:10And I was like,
43:10wait,
43:10Van Gogh,
43:11Van Gogh,
43:11that's kind of genius.
43:12I am obsessed with your outfit.
43:14So clever,
43:15so original.
43:16And I love that
43:17it's something that's personal to you.
43:18Just one thing,
43:19I'm gonna need you to stop
43:20standing like a sailor in it.
43:23It was very manly.
43:24You know,
43:24I used to be a rugby player.
43:25I believe it.
43:27Give me a bevel.
43:29What's a bevel?
43:30A bevel?
43:31Attach the heel in.
43:32Heel in.
43:33Other way.
43:33Other way.
43:34Yes.
43:36Oh my God.
43:36Yeah.
43:37When you're in bevel,
43:38turn the heel out
43:40and attach it to your ankle.
43:42Okay?
43:43Yeah.
43:44You cut it almost.
43:45There you go,
43:46honey.
43:46Personal bevel lessons
43:47with Paula Abdul.
43:48This is insane.
43:49It doesn't.
43:50Me too, me too.
43:50I want a bevel too.
43:52Fix everyone.
43:52Bevel?
43:53Do whatever you want
43:54to me, baby.
43:55Turn it in.
43:56Knee in.
43:57Heel to attach
43:58to the ankle bone
43:59of your right.
43:59Mm.
44:00Uh-huh.
44:01I can't see,
44:03but I trust.
44:04That bevel makes you
44:06look taller.
44:07It gives you that strength
44:08to suck your gut in
44:09and pinch your tush
44:11as if you're holding
44:12a nickel in there.
44:13Thank you, Paula.
44:14Thank you, thank you, thank you.
44:16Thank you, Queens.
44:17You may leave the stage.
44:21This is the
44:22Gotta Step Your Pussy Up group.
44:24Hazel, I'm a little gagged
44:25that you're not there
44:26because this look is insane.
44:27The category is
44:28more is more
44:29and bitch,
44:30I'm the only one
44:31that is giving
44:32more is more.
44:33I thought I was
44:33going to be in the top.
44:34My verse,
44:34I thought I ate that too,
44:35but you know what?
44:36They may have not
44:37loved my entrance
44:38and that's fine.
44:38It could have been
44:39a basic bitch moment,
44:40but you know what?
44:41I fucking love
44:41that jacket, bitch,
44:42so whatever.
44:45Oh, my God.
44:46There you go,
44:47baby, please.
44:49Girl, let's get
44:49Van Tuck started.
44:52Sisters, you're in our seats.
44:53Yeah.
44:53This is the top
44:55five couch.
44:55Oh, don't get used
44:57to it, bitch.
44:58They're sitting
44:58on my damn couch.
44:59Get off, bitch.
45:00Winner's couch.
45:01Boot, boot,
45:01skadoot, do.
45:02How fucking rude.
45:04How fucking rude, babe.
45:06Bitch, how was it
45:07being on stage?
45:09Paula was crazy.
45:10Like, she gave us
45:10so much good advices
45:12and, like, tips
45:13and a person
45:15so generous.
45:16P, how'd it go?
45:17They liked me.
45:19Oh, yeah.
45:19Yeah.
45:20I'm really used to,
45:22in Vancouver,
45:22Hazel can attest
45:23at being laughed at.
45:24So for them to, like,
45:25laugh with me
45:26and get it
45:27was very validating.
45:30To be here
45:31to get my flowers
45:32and, bitch,
45:32I really wanted my flowers.
45:33I really did.
45:34And to be able
45:35to stand with you all
45:37and stand above
45:38some of you all,
45:39low-key, no shade,
45:40it's making me feel
45:42really good
45:42and not in a shady way.
45:44Not in a shady way.
45:46Girls, I'm sorry, y'all.
45:48I have a little bit
45:49of a shady question.
45:50Ask it.
45:52Do any of the other girls
45:53think someone maybe
45:54didn't deserve to be
45:55in the top five
45:56and who they would
45:57replace them with?
45:58Yeah, let's hear it.
45:59Well, should we spill, girls?
46:01Y'all better spill.
46:03You.
46:03Go on about me.
46:04But you're a bitch.
46:06Yeah, next.
46:06Yeah, I think pretty much
46:07everyone said you
46:08and then some people
46:10also said P.M.
46:11Yeah.
46:11Wait, who called me a bitch?
46:13Did I say a bitch?
46:13Who called Van Gogh a bitch?
46:15I made that up.
46:16I love you, Zip.
46:18I was like,
46:18I don't think no one
46:19called anyone a bitch
46:20just yet.
46:21We did explore the history
46:22because y'all,
46:23yeah, we did understand
46:24why y'all don't like
46:25each other now.
46:25No, I think they were saying
46:25because I always say bestie
46:26and joke like that
46:27when we were talking about
46:28that they were saying
46:28like if there was
46:29an actual beef
46:30like between us
46:31or something happened
46:32and I was like,
46:32no, not really.
46:33I just don't think
46:34me and you
46:34necessarily vibe sometimes.
46:36I think that's
46:37what I would say.
46:37Yeah, I think it's
46:37on your end though.
46:38I don't think so though
46:39because I think
46:40even before I can remember
46:41several occasions
46:41and I can name some
46:42if you want.
46:43But you just said
46:43some unnecessary comments
46:44to me.
46:45I remember me and you
46:45were both getting ready
46:46backstage one time
46:47and unprompted too,
46:49unasked,
46:50uneverywhere.
46:50You might not remember it
46:51but I do.
46:52You turned around
46:52and looked at me
46:53and you said
46:53when you joined
46:54I had no idea why.
46:55Like you were not
46:56at our level
46:56and I mean you're here now
46:58and you're getting
46:58a bit better
46:59and you sit there
47:00and laugh
47:00but I don't think
47:00that's funny.
47:01Like I didn't ask
47:02it was unprompted.
47:02No, I just literally
47:03don't remember saying that at all.
47:04There you go.
47:04Maybe because you do it
47:05so often.
47:06Let's be real, Canada.
47:07I probably did say it.
47:08Like I can imagine
47:09myself saying it.
47:11I still feel that way.
47:12I entirely do not think
47:13that I'll say it
47:13on my level.
47:14I mean and evidently
47:15the judges don't either.
47:16You said I do it all often
47:18but like we don't
47:18really talk that much.
47:19If you don't remember it,
47:20that's fine.
47:20That's my experience.
47:21I just find that
47:22to be a little bit rude.
47:23I feel like if she's
47:23telling you like that
47:25you hurt her feeling
47:25and you're like
47:26well no I was laughing
47:27because I don't remember
47:28saying that
47:28and I've literally known you
47:29for four years.
47:30You had ample opportunity
47:32to bring anything to stop now
47:33but you're kind of
47:33picking a moment
47:34and you're trying
47:35to have your moment
47:35which I live, I love.
47:37Good for you sister.
47:38I just don't think
47:38we'll ever get along
47:39and that's totally fine.
47:39What's the point of me
47:40going into a dressing room
47:41and being like
47:41hey man I just need you
47:43to know that I think
47:43me and you don't get
47:44like what's the point?
47:45Like you said
47:45we're never gonna get along.
47:46We're not gonna be best friends.
47:47Well I think you also
47:48talk a lot of shit
47:48behind my fucking back.
47:49You don't talk shit
47:50behind my back?
47:50No I don't talk about you.
47:51I don't think about you.
47:52Girl, literally people
47:53have told me you have.
47:54We're not here
47:55for each other's validation
47:56just the judges.
47:57Obviously the judges
47:58were impressed by her.
47:59Based on everybody's looks
48:01who do you think
48:02would have been
48:03in a little bit
48:03of trouble this week?
48:04Well why don't you go first?
48:06Maybe uno reverso.
48:07I feel like maybe Paolo.
48:10I would say Paolo as well.
48:12I think you look stunning
48:13but could have done
48:14a little bit more with it.
48:15Fair.
48:16I would have to say Dulce.
48:18I love the concept
48:19but I just think
48:19this is more is more.
48:20It's your best drag
48:21but go to the extra mile.
48:23Okay.
48:24I'll also have to say Dulce
48:25because I think
48:26I understand Paolo
48:28a little bit more
48:28from the verse
48:30and I think that
48:30this for Paolo
48:31is more is more.
48:32I would have to say
48:33Paolo as well
48:34but I want to give you
48:37your flowers
48:37because I see
48:38exactly who you are.
48:40It's just that
48:41I think it's a misread
48:43of the category itself
48:44because it is
48:45a sickening look.
48:46It really is.
48:48I feel Paolo.
48:49I feel her pain.
48:51Also how do you feel
48:52like majority of the people
48:54said both of you
48:55too?
48:58Lukey, I don't care.
48:59Lukey!
49:01There you go, bitch.
49:06Welcome back.
49:08The five of you
49:08set the gold standard
49:10this week
49:10but one of you
49:12went double platinum.
49:17Van Gogh.
49:20Condragulations.
49:21You are the winner
49:24of this week's challenge.
49:26Holy fuck.
49:27You have won
49:28$5,000 cash.
49:30There's cash?
49:32Courtesy of our friends
49:33at Cedars Campground.
49:34Thank you, Cedars.
49:37I just won the first
49:38challenge of season
49:39sex
49:40in front of
49:41Paula Abdul.
49:42What?
49:43The rest of you,
49:45great work.
49:46You may move
49:47to the back of the stage.
49:49Come on, thighs.
49:49Come on, ass.
49:50Let me see that ass.
49:51I love it.
49:57Two queens stand before us.
50:02Oh, shoot.
50:03That's my cue.
50:04Paula, do you mind?
50:05Do you have this?
50:05I've got it.
50:06You've got it?
50:06You're such a good daughter.
50:08Thank you, Mommy.
50:09Oh, wow.
50:10Wow.
50:12Very better.
50:14Congratulations.
50:14Thank you so fucking much.
50:17Two queens stand before us.
50:20Prior to tonight,
50:21you were asked to prepare
50:22a lip sync performance
50:24to Cold Hearted.
50:25I'm me.
50:30The time has come
50:32for you to lip sync
50:34just for fun.
50:36Yay!
50:37Girl, thank God.
50:38Good luck.
50:42Oh, and straight up,
50:43don't fuck it up.
50:51He's a cold hearted slave
50:53Look into his eyes
50:55Oh, oh, oh
50:57He's been telling us
50:59He's a lover boy
51:00I play
51:01He don't play my rules
51:02Oh, oh, oh
51:04Girl, don't play the pool now
51:06You're the one
51:07giving up the love
51:08Anytime he needs it
51:10But you turn your back
51:11And then he's up
51:12And running with the crowd
51:14You're the one
51:14to sacrifice
51:15Anything to please him
51:17Do you really think
51:19He thinks about you
51:20When he's out?
51:21He's a cold hearted slave
51:22Look into his eyes
51:24Oh, oh
51:26He's been telling us
51:28He's a lover boy
51:29He's a lover boy
51:30He's a lover boy
51:30He's a lover boy
51:31He's a lover boy
51:31He's a lover boy
51:32He's a lover boy
51:32He's a lover boy
51:33Girl, don't play the pool now
51:35How about a reason
51:36He can tell you
51:37You were always
51:38I was never
51:38Never one without a doubt
51:39None of when he is
51:40He is always
51:40I was screaming
51:41Screaming like a little
51:41Slugger
51:42I'd ever ever realize
51:42He's been working on the envelope
51:44He's been only
51:45Only playing on the cover
51:46All the while
51:46Take another
51:47Look into his eyes
51:48And we will only
51:49See a friend
51:49You could find some other
51:53But your girl
51:53He could only make her cry
51:57He deserves some other
52:00But your girl
52:01He's good
52:03Cold as ice
52:04He's cold as ice
52:05He's cold as ice
52:07He's cold as ice
52:12Stay away from you, girl
52:19Co-co-co-co-co-heart
52:21Co-co-co-co-heart
52:24Snake
52:26Co-co-co-co-heart
52:28Co-co-co-heart
52:32Snake
52:33He's a cold-hearted snake
52:35Look into his eyes
52:37Uh-oh
52:38He's been telling us
52:40He's a lover boy
52:42He plays
52:42He don't play by rules
52:44Girl, don't play the pool now
52:48I got two words
53:01Phu-nominal
53:02That was so much fun
53:05Van Gogh
53:06Brooklyn Heights
53:08Shantae
53:09You both stay
53:11Yeah, it was
53:12It's a little surprise
53:12Mwah, mwah
53:13Wear nails next time
53:14Oh, that's so much fun
53:16Nothing gets past Auntie Brooke
53:19Nothing
53:20Congratulations, queens
53:23You live to slay another day
53:25Now the world has never needed the magic of drag more
53:28So remember
53:29Stay true, north, strong, and what?
53:32Fears
53:34Now let the music play
53:36Next time on Canada's Drag Race
53:38Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy
53:40Girl, what?
53:41She'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise line
53:45Welcome aboard the cruise drive race
53:48I did the storyboard
53:50It's like all of my ideas
53:52I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy
53:57Well, we also contributed to all of our script
53:59But not all of our team members said that
54:00Oh, okay
54:01Hold on one second
54:02I can't wait to see how this turns out
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