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00:01Here we are in front of the Arc de Triomphe.
00:05And here we are in front of the Sacre Cores.
00:11Oh, and here we are in front of Napoleon's tomb.
00:13Lucky him. He's dead.
00:16And here I am playing a loaf of French bread like I'm Stevie Ray Vaughan.
00:19Did you two cut it out?
00:20Ma, you're interrupting.
00:21Well, I hate it when couples make out in front of you.
00:23It's French. We're Frenching.
00:25And with that, David and Michael bid adieu to Paris.
00:32Fin. That means the end.
00:34Bon. That means good.
00:36Well, I hope everyone wasn't too bored.
00:39No.
00:39Well, are you kidding? I haven't been that entertained since Gandhi.
00:42Oh, it just looked like the trip of a lifetime.
00:45That sure felt that long.
00:47The thing you have to remember about Paris is not dining at Lucas Carton
00:51or shopping on the Rue de Saint-Sulpice.
00:54It's the little things. You know, sharing a baguette while strolling sur la Seine.
00:59The sur la what, honey?
01:01The Seine, mother.
01:02It's a river.
01:03Thanks, baby.
01:04Would anyone like some vin rouge?
01:07Lucy, you wouldn't know the difference between vin rouge and Listerine.
01:11Okay, all I want to know is, did you meet Catherine Deneuve?
01:14Oh, God, I love her.
01:15No, but we did meet this wonderful couple in Versailles.
01:19Well, let me guess. Louis and Marie.
01:21No, Jean-Pierre and Yvette.
01:23They have the most fabulous maison on the 16th.
01:26Oh, try the brie.
01:28Tastes like cum.
01:30Where's the cheddar?
01:32Hey, mind if I join you?
01:34Hey, sweetie.
01:36Hi.
01:38Oh, God, he gets bigger every time I see him.
01:41It's all that delicious French baby food Guillaume makes him.
01:47So, this arrangement's working out for you?
01:52Yeah, a lot better than I thought.
01:56Honey, even if you don't want to listen to me as someone who cares about you, I wish you'd at
02:01least take my legal advice.
02:04Actually, we're getting married a week from today.
02:08What do you do, knock you up?
02:10No, his deportation letter came yesterday, so we have to do it now.
02:14Maybe Michael can film the ceremony.
02:20It's gotta look real, in case there's an evidentiary hearing.
02:30I'm freaking out.
02:32Why?
02:32Because she didn't ask you to be the maid of honor?
02:34You think this is funny?
02:35They're going through with it, next week.
02:37It's not like they're really getting married.
02:39It's just so he can stay in the country.
02:41Yeah, what if he never leaves?
02:42What if he becomes a permanent fixture?
02:44What if my aunt had balls?
02:46She'd be my uncle.
02:47Well, now it's too late.
02:48It's all my fault, and there's not a goddamn thing we can do about it.
02:52Shotgun.
02:55Can't we leave that for Magdalena?
02:57That is why we pay her.
02:58You know me, I can't sleep until everything's put away.
03:00You're so anal.
03:02Lucky for you.
03:04Hey.
03:08Careful, careful, careful.
03:10What was that for?
03:11Well, I don't believe I thanked you properly for showing me the best time of my life.
03:16I don't believe I thanked you either for letting me show you.
03:19Could you believe Ted snoring?
03:21I thought he was building a log cabin.
03:23Those guys have no idea that there is a world outside of Liberty Avenue.
03:26Well, you didn't either until last week.
03:28This cab is great.
03:30I'm going to order a case of this and serve it for Senator Baxter.
03:32Do you think I should have invited them?
03:33Who?
03:34My mom and Uncle Vic and the guys.
03:36I thought you didn't want to.
03:37I thought you didn't want me to.
03:38I said it'd be fine as long as Brian behaves himself.
03:41Well, you know, political fundraisers, I just don't think it's their thing.
03:45Senator Baxter's very supportive of gay issues.
03:47I would think that's everybody's thing.
03:49Yeah, but I just don't know if they'd be comfortable around our other friends and a state senator.
03:55Then you made the right decision.
04:01Every club is allowed to meet except ours.
04:04It's not fair.
04:05Welcome to the real world, Daft. Nobody gives a shit about a gay straight alliance.
04:09That's not true. Look how many people came.
04:11What, eight and two left. I'm counting.
04:13Besides, they only came because we handed out condoms.
04:17Have you seen Francis?
04:18No.
04:21Stupid faggot!
04:25You like that fag?
04:27Stick that in your ass, fag.
04:30You good fucker.
04:32Suit your right, homo.
04:37Bird fag!
04:38Can you believe how he was carrying on?
04:41Sur la Seine.
04:42I nearly choked on my pate.
04:45He's just dazzled.
04:46Give him a couple days back at Le Grand Q Mart.
04:50He'll come down to earth.
04:51I don't know.
04:53Ever since he's been with David, it's like he's got this whole new life.
04:56Please. He was like my roommate for two years.
04:59Now I never even see him.
05:01You have to beg him to come after the bars.
05:03He won't fucking return my calls.
05:05Oh my god.
05:07Would you look at that.
05:09Who would drive a gold Miata with the top down?
05:13In winter.
05:15How do you like it?
05:17Oh, this is yours?
05:19David got it for me.
05:20He bought you a fucking car?
05:22Check out the plate.
05:28Captain Astro.
05:30That's cute.
05:32What do you think of the color?
05:33I was worried that the gold might be a tad showy.
05:35You wouldn't want that.
05:38You know, I called you this morning.
05:41But you didn't call me back.
05:43Well, you've been really busy.
05:46Do you want to go to the gym with us?
05:47I can. I'm meeting David at our sports club.
05:51Well, what are you doing tonight?
05:52How about coming out to Woody's with us?
05:54Sorry, no can do.
05:55We have reservations at Papagano with Bobo and Melisande.
06:00Bobo and Melisande?
06:01Sounds like a couple of drag queens.
06:04Bobo is a broker.
06:05We have our investments with him.
06:08Hour.
06:12Hi, honey.
06:14David.
06:16Yeah, don't worry. I just picked them up and I already spoke to the caterer.
06:20Having a party?
06:21Bye.
06:21It's just...
06:23It's just a couple of David's friends for dinner.
06:30Well, I better get going.
06:36See you.
06:38Ta-ta.
06:38Bye.
06:39Ciao.
06:47So, what do you think?
06:52It's like a movie.
06:55A horror movie.
06:56Guillaume still has to fit it for me.
06:58It's great with a needle and brick.
06:59Is there anything he can't do?
07:01Charm, my friends.
07:02You know, I didn't know he was trying.
07:05Oh, well, if it isn't Coco Chanel...
07:07Company. Aren't we lucky?
07:10What do you think?
07:13Well, it's going to take a lot of work,
07:17but he will be a vision by the time I'm through.
07:19Thanks, Guy.
07:20I'll get him.
07:21Yes, Gus.
07:22It's all right. It's used to me.
07:30So, what is the groom going to be wearing?
07:32A very conservative, very traditional black tux.
07:34We can't take any chances.
07:35It has to look real.
07:36This is a fucking farce.
07:38You don't have to lose your temper.
07:39Why not?
07:40You've lost your mind.
07:41I never thought I'd see myself in one of these.
07:45Although now and then, I must admit,
07:46I often dreamed of being a bride.
07:48It's true.
07:51I suppose even dykes can't escape that fantasy.
07:55Only, you're marrying the wrong person.
07:59You never asked me.
08:01I mean, Melanie.
08:03The last time I checked, we lived in Pittsburgh and not Vermont.
08:08Anyway, it's too late.
08:10Mel and I are finished.
08:11She doesn't think so.
08:13In fact, all she thinks about is you.
08:16She blames herself for everything.
08:19Well, she's wrong.
08:22Because it's me.
08:23Because I pushed her away.
08:26Why would you push away someone you love?
08:30Sorry for taking so long.
08:34It's been very fussy.
08:39So, shall we start on again?
08:41Pardon?
08:44Okay.
08:49Everything was destroyed.
08:51My drawings, my books.
08:53You know who did it?
08:54I can guess. Chris Hobbs.
08:55I say we go and beat the shit out of them.
08:57Hey, we're trying to be constructive here.
08:59I thought I was.
09:01Did you tell the principal?
09:02He doesn't care.
09:04It's all because of this group.
09:05What group?
09:06Justin and Daphne started the Gay Straight Student Alliance.
09:09Yeah, but they shut us down.
09:10Said we didn't go through the proper channels.
09:12Even if you had, it probably wouldn't have made any difference.
09:15Do you have to piss on the kid's idealism?
09:17He might as well know the truth.
09:18We just wanted a place to talk.
09:21We couldn't even have that.
09:22Well, considering what's happened, maybe it's best that you don't draw attention to yourself.
09:28You want me to hide?
09:28I want you to be safe.
09:30So I should just give in?
09:31Let them intimidate me my entire life?
09:33You stick up for yourself, sunshine.
09:35And you stand beside him.
09:38Debbie, would you please stay out of this?
09:41I forgot.
09:42He just eats, sleeps and jerks off here.
09:44I'll keep my big mouth shut.
09:48Mom, this isn't about me.
09:51Or even what happened at school.
09:54This is about speaking out.
09:56Demanding to be heard whether people want to hear you or not.
10:00Where'd you learn all that?
10:01It's what you and Dad taught me.
10:03We did?
10:05Well, you sure as hell didn't learn it at the St. James Academy.
10:21You know what?
10:21So how was dinner with Bobo and Melisande?
10:26Melisande.
10:27Melisande's a hoot.
10:28And Bobo's like the smartest person I've ever met.
10:30Yeah, you'd love them.
10:32Uh-huh.
10:34Um, could you not lean on that?
10:36I just got done polishing it.
10:39Sorry.
10:43So why haven't you introduced any of your new best friends to any of your old best friends?
10:51Well, who's had the time?
10:53You know, we just got back from Paris.
10:54You went to Paris?
10:56God, I hadn't heard.
10:57Fuck off.
10:58Yeah, maybe you'd like that.
10:59What?
11:01Now that you've got this fabulous new life.
11:03That's bullshit.
11:05Is it?
11:09You missed a spot.
11:13How long have I known you?
11:14Like, forever?
11:19I don't think it's bullshit.
11:21Could you move, please?
11:25The trip and the clothes and the car.
11:29They're boring.
11:31You're boring.
11:32Boring.
11:33Well, I happen to think I've become a very interesting person.
11:36You've become a fucking little snot.
11:39Why, because I finally have a life?
11:41Whose life?
11:41Yours?
11:43Or his?
11:44Or his.
11:57Justin tells me that over the past couple of months he's been physically attacked, harassed, called names, and nothing's been
12:06done to stop it.
12:07Well, Mrs. Taylor, I can assure you that had I known about it, I would never have tolerated such behavior.
12:12Well, he also said that he tried to start a club for gay and straight students, and he refused to
12:19allow them to meet.
12:21As one of the teachers already explained to Justin, he didn't go through the proper channels.
12:25And what are the proper channels?
12:27Well, first he would have to get approval from the school board, of which I am the head, and then
12:31he would have to seek approval for a meeting room, find a faculty advisor, none of which Justin bothered to
12:36do.
12:37Well, I'm sure he would have bothered had he known.
12:42So, where are the forms? We can fill them out right now.
12:46Mrs. Taylor, as you know, St. James is a private academy.
12:49We are not required to make allowances for everyone and everything.
12:53That's why parents send their children to the school for the special environment, and for the superior education, which Justin
12:58is getting.
12:59When he puts his mind to it...
13:00What does this have to do with having a gay-straight alliance?
13:05All right, suppose I gave you permission to organize your club, and then another student came to me and asked
13:10to start a club for, say, white supremacists.
13:13Should I allow that to?
13:14Excuse me, Dr. Perkins, but I happen to find that analogy extremely offensive.
13:19Some of our parents would be hard-pressed to see the distinction.
13:23Well, I'm hard-pressed to see the similarity.
13:25Not everyone is as accepting of your son's sexual preference as you are.
13:30It's not a preference.
13:33I was that way at first, too.
13:36Which is why it's important that they learn.
13:38Mrs. Taylor, there are more important lessons to be taught here.
13:42Than tolerance?
13:49Anyone seen a certain hot little item in our local gay rag?
13:52Is my aunt still running?
13:53If you've got it, I'll sit on it.
13:55Is that you?
13:57I mean...
13:59This.
13:59You know, I don't think I've ever opened this paper from the front.
14:01A fundraiser where State Senator Diane Baxter will be held at the home of Dr. David Cameron and Mr. Michael
14:08Novotny.
14:09What? Let me see that.
14:11Hey, can we have our food?
14:12Eat the bread.
14:13Oh, my God!
14:16Oh, my baby's in high society!
14:19Oh, and here's the hostess with the mostest.
14:23Why'd you tell me about this?
14:25Entertaining a senator.
14:27You're a society lady now, Mikey.
14:29I hope you don't show her those slides from Paris.
14:31This is just a little thing that David's throwing.
14:33I think he gave the senator an adjustment once.
14:35Could we please have our food?
14:37It's salad, huh?
14:38It's not gonna get cold.
14:41Oh, shit.
14:43What are you wearing to meet a senator?
14:44Oh, I think I'm gonna wear my orange suit and my new lime green tie.
14:47Oh, understated, yeah.
14:49That's definitely the way to go.
14:50How about you, Brian?
14:51Bill Armani.
14:52Zinnia.
14:53Prada.
14:54Nada.
14:55I wasn't invited.
14:56Of course you're invited.
14:58We're all invited.
14:59Right, honey?
15:00Well, it's gonna be really stuffy.
15:01You know, no fun at all.
15:03And you have to make a contribution.
15:05Well, so?
15:06I mean, how often do you get to meet a senator?
15:08Well, you have to work.
15:09Take it off!
15:10Look, this just isn't your thing, okay?
15:12So just drop it.
15:17Can I please get the turkey meatloaf to go?
15:21Okay, sweetie.
15:24Just let me serve and spend his dinner.
15:27You can go to the washer.
15:33Say, Ted, as my accountant, what do you think about increasing my political contributions?
15:54And I do have to thank you again, David, for opening up your beautiful home to us.
15:58Well, thank you, Senator, for your ongoing commitment to voting legislation.
16:03Believe me, if I have anything to do with it, and I intend to, you and Michael will be celebrating
16:08your wedding reception.
16:09Right here.
16:10Let's drink to that.
16:11Mmm!
16:13Now, if you'll excuse me, I should, um, do what I'm supposed to do with these affairs and drum up
16:18some donations.
16:19Good luck.
16:24Last party I was at, we watched, I don't give a shit, what you did last summer and ate beer
16:28and nachos.
16:28Now you're drinking champagne, eating caviar tarts, and entertaining a senator.
16:33I hope we're not too late. I hate to miss the crudity.
16:36Oh, shit.
16:40Jesus, this looks like a wake. Who died?
16:44Hey, Novotny.
16:46What are you doing here?
16:48Well, we wouldn't have missed your party for the world, sweetheart.
16:51And we figure our invitation got lost in the mail.
16:53Damn the postal service. I'm gonna write my senator.
16:56You don't have to. She's here.
16:59This is a private benefit. You can't just break in.
17:02Break in?
17:03We're family. Not bandits.
17:05Here's a little check, Doc.
17:07I think it should be enough to cover all of us.
17:10Nice tie, Mikey.
17:12Excuse me.
17:14Here to try a tart?
17:15Cocktail?
17:16Or two or three.
17:22I am so sorry, David. I can't believe that they would show up uninvited.
17:25I don't think Senator Baxter's gonna mind when she sees the size of that contribution.
17:30This music sucks, dick.
17:33I believe it's jazz fusion.
17:37Yeah, in physics, a fusion is supposed to cause a blast.
17:42Like...
17:43This.
17:47You wanna dance?
17:49I don't dance.
17:51You do now.
18:01Thanks for your support.
18:05Senator Baxter?
18:06Yes, I am.
18:07Oh, I saw you in out. I'm Debbie Novotny.
18:11Hello.
18:12And this is my brother Vic.
18:13How do you do?
18:14No problem.
18:15I'm Michael's mother.
18:17You know, our host.
18:18Yes, and a very charming young man he is.
18:21We used to think so.
18:24God, they cornered the Senator. We have to save her.
18:28She's a politician, Michael. She didn't talk her way out of anything.
18:39Hey, how you doing?
18:42Can I get you a drink?
18:46Care to dance?
18:49I'm not into leather.
18:51Hey, you know, neither was I.
18:52Then I ran into this old school friend who shackled me in his dungeon and made me his suck pig.
18:56Yeah.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Yeah.
19:01Yeah.
19:05Yeah.
19:05Yeah.
19:06Yeah.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Yeah.
19:10Yeah.
19:11Yeah.
19:11Black and blue, it's fine for bruises, boys.
19:13But when you come to a party, you need a little color.
19:17Now, you...
19:18Oh, my lord. Who dressed you, honey, Morticia Adams?
19:20Here, turn around.
19:22See?
19:23Now, you have a fabulous bubble butt.
19:25But it's not gonna do you any good if you don't show it off.
19:29You, too.
19:29Check it off. Let's see those butts.
19:31Come on.
19:32Come on.
19:33Jump, jump.
19:37This lady is a tramp.
19:38And tonight Jack's not the only one getting lucky.
19:44Come on.
19:46Oh.
19:48Oh.
19:50All right, all right.
19:52All right.
19:54We'll call, Mommy.
20:00Hello?
20:02Hi.
20:03It's me.
20:03I know it's late.
20:05Is everything all right?
20:07It's Gus.
20:08He's on one of his moods.
20:11I remember his moods.
20:13Look, you're the one with the magic touch.
20:16Would you mind?
20:19Over the phone?
20:20I'm desperate.
20:22I'll try anything.
20:24Here we go.
20:31The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I say a little prayer for you.
20:52Forever.
20:57Forever.
20:59You'll stay in my heart and I will love you.
21:03Forever.
21:05And ever.
21:06We never will part.
21:11Did that work?
21:12Like a charm.
21:15He's still the only one who appreciates your singing.
21:19Why?
21:19I have a lovely voice.
21:21You can barely carry it to you.
21:23That's not true.
21:25Yeah, it is.
21:26Yeah, it is.
21:28Listen.
21:29Thanks for helping.
21:33Nightmare.
21:35Bye.
21:36Bye.
21:36Bye.
22:12Bye.
22:13Bye.
22:18Bye.
22:21Bye.
22:26Bye.
22:28Bye.
22:29Bye.
22:32Bye.
22:32Bye.
22:37Brian, don't worry, I'm just giving him a tour of your lovely home.
22:46I'm so sorry.
22:49I don't hear anyone complaining.
22:52I say kick those Republicans right in the balls, only they haven't got any.
22:56Oh my God.
23:00Mom, could you stop monopolizing the senator?
23:04I'm sorry, Diane.
23:06Michael, your mother is a remarkable woman.
23:10You know, Dave, I attend a lot of fundraisers, and I mean, everybody means well, but I gotta tell you,
23:15they're usually very boring things.
23:17Not this one.
23:18I'm having a bowl.
23:20Mom, can I talk to you for a second?
23:22Sure, sweetie.
23:23Excuse me, Diane.
23:25Hey, Sunshine, come here, tell Diane about the club you started.
23:28This is one goddamn brave kid.
23:31I love them.
23:31Talk to her.
23:32Hi, Professor Hill.
23:35How are you doing?
23:36Uh, I'm starting.
23:37Carry that little hire.
23:38There you go, sweetie, that's it.
23:40Professional courtesy.
23:42How dare you do this to me?
23:44And to David.
23:46You wouldn't, I was just talking to Diane.
23:48Did you know that she worked as a waitress to take care of her family?
23:52She was just being polite.
23:55Polite.
23:56Do you actually think she wanted to spend her entire evening talking to you?
24:00It's not as if I nailed her to the floor.
24:02I think you should all leave.
24:05This party was a stinger when we got here.
24:08You should be thanking us.
24:09For embarrassing the hell out of me.
24:21You know, I know I'm hard to take.
24:23Sometimes.
24:24Sometimes.
24:26Hmm?
24:27My jokes and my appearance.
24:29And my enthusiasm.
24:32And I know that sometimes you're ashamed of me.
24:36And that's okay.
24:37I'm your mother.
24:38It's part of D.
24:39But, Michael.
24:43I never thought the day would come
24:47that I would be ashamed of you.
24:48And that's why I wanted to.
25:03D.
25:25What do you mean you don't have any white peaches?
25:28Oh, peach milk.
25:47He even does the shopping.
25:48Look who's here, Gass, your sperm donor, and you thought he had a job.
25:52It's called lunch break.
25:55You know, you shouldn't put things in your mouth that aren't washed.
25:58You French, so hygienic.
26:01I'll take my chances.
26:02As you wish.
26:03Of course, you're used to living at risk.
26:05Now, you know, you're taking quite a risk yourself.
26:08In fact, if someone wanted to, they could report you.
26:13Yes.
26:15It would be trouble for me.
26:16I could be sent back to France.
26:18It would be far worse for Lindsay.
26:20She could be sent to jail, which is not exactly the Côte d'Azur.
26:23You know, you really shouldn't do that.
26:24Oh, I tried stopping her, believe me, but she won't hear of it.
26:27You know what a big heart she has.
26:29What do you think?
26:31Well, is it for dinner or for you?
26:34Come here, Sonny boy.
26:35No, no, no.
26:36I have to get one to stop me, Ratatouille.
26:38Fuck you, Ratatouille.
26:39Give me my kid.
26:41Or I'll shove that zucchini up your ass.
26:42Okay.
26:45Hey, what is it?
26:47Just for a minute.
26:51I know, you're right.
26:52Well, I wish I had a picture to capture on this real moment.
26:57Here's something.
26:59You know, once Lindsay and I are married, we'll need you to keep your distance.
27:04Why is that?
27:04We've got to think about appearances.
27:08I'm even thinking of adopting us.
27:11You know, that way everything would be nice and legal.
27:16I don't know.
27:16Then come here, Monty.
27:18Come here, Monty.
27:19Oh!
27:22Oh!
27:24Yeah?
27:28Hey, hey!
27:30Ho, ho!
27:31Homophobie has got to go!
27:32Hey, hey!
27:33Ho, ho!
27:35Homophobie has got to go!
27:36Hey, hey!
27:37Ho, ho!
27:39Homophobie has got to go!
27:40Hey, hey!
27:40Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!
27:44Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!
27:47Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!
27:51Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!
27:53Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!
27:54Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!
27:55Ho, ho! Homophobia's got to go!
27:56We're protesting St. James Academy's
27:58bigoted policy on student clubs.
28:00Taylor, I have had just about enough of this.
28:03It's called freedom of assembly, pal.
28:05This is private property.
28:06And you're all trespassing.
28:08Calling the police.
28:09You might want to stick around for this.
28:17Justin Taylor tried to organize a club
28:20to promote tolerance and understanding
28:22between gay and straight students.
28:24His attempt was denied
28:25on the basis that St. James Academy
28:28is a private institution
28:29and isn't required to acknowledge the voices
28:31of all its students.
28:33Well, if private schools expect to
28:36receive public dollars, then we can
28:37expect them to uphold the same values
28:39of freedom and civil rights
28:41on which this country is based.
28:43Give them that, guys!
28:45Thank you!
28:46Thank you!
28:48Thank you!
28:55Thank you!
28:57Thank you!
29:15Are you allowed her picture?
29:18Yeah.
29:22Dada and sonny boy.
29:28All right, so I'm a shitty father.
29:31Are we surprised?
29:34I'm upholding a fine family tradition.
29:39You're not a shitty father.
29:43You love Gus.
29:48I didn't think I would.
29:50Strange.
29:53Knowing there's someone else you care about besides yourself.
29:58Bad enough you smoke at your age.
30:01At my age?
30:04Brian, I'm the most mature person you know.
30:15I think Gus is going to speak French before he speaks English.
30:20Why don't you go to bed?
30:22Lindsay can't raise him on her own, as much as you love him.
30:26You're never going to be a full-time parent.
30:28You know, if I wanted the news, I'd watch CNN.
30:32You can't control everyone's life, even though you'd like to.
30:36Obviously.
30:38You're still here.
30:50Being mean to me has never really worked.
30:57You should try another tactic.
31:05What are you doing?
31:09I'm killing you with kindness.
31:13It's proven to be a highly effective technique for achieving one's goals.
31:38Do you have us toys?
31:38It's very in the back.
31:47Where are my keys?
31:48Please, please hurry. Our appointment's in 20 minutes.
31:50I know when the appointment is.
31:52Oh God, here we are.
31:57I'm mailed.
31:59That's all we need.
31:59You have to get rid of them.
32:01All right, move, move.
32:02Let go.
32:05Look, we're in a hurry.
32:06I swear, I had no idea he was bringing me over here.
32:09We have to leave.
32:09He said you had an accident.
32:11An accident?
32:12That was the only way.
32:13May we save this for some other time?
32:15We're late.
32:16Are you going somewhere, Pierre?
32:17To get our marriage license, if you'll excuse us.
32:19Well, this will just take a minute.
32:20No, no, we really must.
32:22Sit down and shut up.
32:24Excuse me?
32:24Sit down.
32:25All right.
32:30What is it?
32:31Okay, I don't want to hear any more shit about
32:33this is my fault.
32:34No, this is my fault.
32:35I'm to blame.
32:37No, I'm to blame.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39No, I'm sorry.
32:40But it really is my fault.
32:41No, Mel, it was my fault.
32:42No, no, no.
32:43It was my fault.
32:44Trust me, I worked this all out in therapy.
32:45And so did I.
32:46I said shut up.
32:49And fuck therapy.
32:54This is the only thing that matters.
32:59What's that?
33:01It's my parental rights.
33:03I signed them over to you.
33:07Oh, my God.
33:10Brian, are you sure?
33:12Would I be doing this if I wasn't?
33:15But why?
33:16Well, my son deserves two parents who will be there for him and love him.
33:21And who love each other.
33:28So the only way this deal works is if the two of you get back together.
33:32Oh, what is this?
33:33Some kind of a bribe?
33:34You could look at it that way.
33:37Or you could think of it as a very generous gift.
33:41But if you don't want it.
33:49Do you still love me?
33:52I never stopped.
34:00What do you think?
34:10Okay, lightning round's over.
34:11Do I hear an answer?
34:12Yes.
34:16I love you.
34:20I love you.
34:25I love you.
34:25I love you.
34:29And what about me?
34:34Ogie, I'm sorry.
34:51Say au revoir, Gus.
34:54Oh, Debbie, this is fabulous.
34:56Oh, good. Oh, Romano. Sunshine, honey, get us some Romano, would you, baby?
35:05I'm afraid it's not as fancy as those little caviar things my son was serving.
35:09Well, man and senators cannot live on little caviar things alone.
35:13Oh, thanks. It's too bad that Michael couldn't join us.
35:18Well, these days, coming over to his mother's for pasta and vino isn't his style.
35:22I'm sure he added the plans.
35:24Yeah, like dinner with Bobo.
35:27And Melisande.
35:29Fuck him.
35:33Oh, sorry, Senator.
35:36It's okay. I've used that word myself, usually followed by Bush.
35:41I'll drink to that.
35:43Oh, hell, that's all. I'll drink to that.
35:44Let me make a toast, please. First of all, to our wonderful hostess, Debbie.
35:50Debbie!
35:52Just you, sis.
35:53And to little victories.
35:55At least, Dr. Perkins has agreed to take your request to the school board.
35:59Thanks, Senator Baxter.
36:01Hey.
36:15Have a seat.
36:19I can't, I can't stay, um...
36:21You can't?
36:22Or you don't want to?
36:29Yeaton?
36:33No.
36:36So, pull up a chair.
36:40Sunshine.
36:42Maybe you can get Michael, uh, some puttanesca, honey?
37:04You little asshole.
37:06Sorry, guy.
37:07Oh, it's okay.
37:08I've used that one, too.
37:18How's your bobo sauce?
37:23Delicious.
37:24I'm making up the seats.
37:25I'm making up the seats.
37:25It's okay.
37:25As soon as soon as soon as soon as soon as soon as soon as soon as soon as soon
37:27as soon as I love you will be shown.
37:29Oh, man.
37:31Got it.
37:32No, do you think you're going to need me?
37:34Oh, fine.
37:35Ah, fine.
37:36Huh?
37:54That woman there's using you, her money, her for votes.
37:58If she move on to her next cause, her next fundraiser,
38:01then where will you be?
38:04This she said is a small victory.
38:07But I don't think that you've won.
38:10That it's over.
38:12Because the minute you do that, you're dead.
38:33Not as long as I've got you to protect me.