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00:01Brian. Hello in there.
00:04Wake up, sleepyhead.
00:06What are you doing here?
00:08You mean you haven't heard?
00:09It's the last day of the rest of your life.
00:12Did I die?
00:13No, but you'll wish you had.
00:16You're 30.
00:27Go away.
00:28Sorry, Grandpa.
00:29I said go away.
00:32No such luck.
00:35Grab him!
00:36Careful!
00:37He bites.
00:38Gucci, Prada, D'Armani.
00:40Jesus, what a label queen!
00:41I'm the Daisy!
00:42Leave it alone!
00:43Well Amy, Brian, this is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt us.
00:46Get him!
00:47I'm going to do that.
01:03What is this?
01:04Your official membership to the Dead Faggot Society.
01:07Who are you?
01:08The fucking founding father?
01:10Oh, you know, you really are going to need to get some new material now that you are one of
01:14us.
01:17Wait, shouldn't he make a wish first?
01:18Oh, hon.
01:19He already has.
01:20He's still 30.
01:22Who wants some Death Day cake?
01:23Death Day cake?
01:24Death Day cake?
01:25I'll have some.
01:26Since I won't have to deal with the whole age issue for a long, long time.
01:30It's not so bad.
01:32You forget about it, you go on.
01:34Especially when you consider the alternative.
01:36Think of all the fun you're going to have.
01:38Going to New York, partying with the big boys.
01:40You've only just begun to fuck.
01:43I'm not going to New York.
01:46What?
01:46Huh?
01:47I said I'm not...
01:50I'm not going to New York.
01:51Matt, you can't get a ticket?
01:53The job fell through.
01:58Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
01:59What difference does it make?
02:01You've got your plans with David.
02:04I know, but...
02:05It's no big deal.
02:06No big deal.
02:07It's all you've been talking about.
02:09Leaving.
02:10Not looking back.
02:11You even put your loft on the market.
02:13Well, I can just take it off the market.
02:15Anyway, it doesn't matter.
02:16I'm already dead.
02:25All boxes marked with P go to Portland.
02:28S, storage.
02:29Hey!
02:30Michael!
02:31You didn't tell me the moving men were coming today.
02:33Oh, I thought I did.
02:34Get the stuff over there.
02:35That one's storage.
02:36Okay?
02:37I better finish packing my stuff.
02:39No, it's okay.
02:40Get it.
02:42But I don't know...
02:43I don't know what's an S and a...
02:44What's a P?
02:45Captain Astro, robots, comic books are a P.
02:48Clothes, video equipment.
02:49Oh, and you should give this to your friends and your mother.
02:53That's our new address.
02:55New address?
02:55When did we...
02:56When did we get a place?
02:57I rented a house on the internet.
03:00Why didn't you tell me?
03:01Well, there just wasn't time.
03:02I mean, we would've lost it.
03:03You're gonna love the place.
03:04It's got an atrium and a pool.
03:06Sounds great.
03:08Um...
03:09Look, I'm gonna go pick up the tickets.
03:10No.
03:11Don't have to.
03:12I did it.
03:13Oh.
03:14Oh.
03:15Well, okay.
03:17I'm gonna call Ted.
03:18He was gonna give us a ride to the airport.
03:19No need.
03:20I booked a car.
03:22Is there anything I can do?
03:26Uh...
03:26Yeah, you can.
03:28Stand there and look gorgeous.
03:30What you do so beautifully.
03:36Isn't it great to be in love with a guy who does everything?
03:42Yeah.
03:44Um...
03:44So I guess I'll just go to the beauty parlor and get my nails done.
03:50When Binder calls from the ACLU, put him right through.
03:53I think so.
03:53Well, this day is just full of surprises.
03:56Is this a fun visit or do you two need a good lawyer?
03:58What we need is a good lunch.
04:01We thought we'd take Blake out if you can spare him.
04:05Well, I'd be happy to if he was here.
04:07He hasn't come in today.
04:10Oh.
04:12That's right.
04:12I forgot.
04:13He mentioned this morning he wasn't feeling well.
04:15He, uh...
04:16I think he's got the flu.
04:18Or something.
04:19And, uh...
04:20He didn't want to share his germs with anyone.
04:22Well, that's thoughtful.
04:23But frankly, Teddy, this isn't the first time.
04:26And when he is here, he's slow and he doesn't complete tasks we assign him.
04:28The other partners are pissed.
04:30They want him gone.
04:31Melanie?
04:32Line one.
04:33I'll talk to him.
04:33I don't know...
04:34That's my call.
04:35Excuse me, guys.
04:37Yes, hi.
04:38This is Melanie Marcus.
04:39I'm getting some false stats.
04:40Don't say anything.
04:41Me?
04:42Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.
04:44Except it's not his germs he didn't want to share.
04:46It's his drugs.
04:48Thank you for not saying anything.
04:49Why do you always have to be so fucking cynical?
04:52I'm not cynical.
04:53But you know what?
04:54I'd rather be fucking cynical than in fucking denial.
05:01Well, he has a cold and a sore throat accompanied by the aches and pains of fever and congestion.
05:07If the symptoms persist, we'll consult the physician.
05:10Now, let's go to the strip boat.
05:15You'll love the barbecue, Jen.
05:16It's a pea flag tradition.
05:18It's Debbie Starter.
05:19But there's so many serious issues to deal with.
05:21I just thought it was a nice way to have fun with your kids.
05:22I'm looking forward to it.
05:24I'm not that sure how eager Justin's going to be.
05:27I'll work on it.
05:29I've got everything on stamps these days.
05:32Composers, birds, even the Three Stooges.
05:34So when are they going to have famous fags?
05:37You could be on the 69-cent stamp, honey.
05:42Hey, Mom.
05:43Hi!
05:47You're going with your mom to the pea flag barbecue and I don't want to hear another word about it.
05:51Okay.
05:54How do you think I've got Michael to go all those years?
05:59He's the first one he's going to have missed since he was 18.
06:02Well, at least he's where he belongs.
06:03With the man he loves.
06:05On the opposite side of the goddamn world.
06:07Look at it this way, Deb.
06:08You've had him all this time.
06:10Listen to him.
06:12Tell you what.
06:13We can share Justin.
06:15Pretty soon he'll be gone too.
06:17Graduation's coming up.
06:18The prom.
06:20The prom.
06:21I went with Connie Costello.
06:24Ha!
06:25200 pounds wrapped in purple satin.
06:27She was like a stuffed grape leaf.
06:30Of course I couldn't take who I really wanted to.
06:33Lance Rocco.
06:34Lance Rocco.
06:36Pisser of a kisser.
06:38I wound up dancing with Connie.
06:41He wound up not going at all.
06:43Yeah, I'm not going either.
06:46Why not?
06:48I think Vic said it's for straight kids.
06:50I think the prom's for everyone, straight or gay.
06:51That's right.
06:53It's one of those growing up experiences.
06:56You know, what in hell do they call it?
06:57Rites of passage.
06:58That's it.
06:59It's like losing your virginity.
07:01Or getting your driver's license.
07:04I just hate to see you deprive yourself of the experience
07:06because you think you don't belong.
07:08Come on.
07:29Hey Teddy.
07:31Where have you been?
07:33Out.
07:36How you feeling?
07:38Great.
07:40Why weren't you at work?
07:43Stopped by to take you out to lunch.
07:45Melanie said you called in sick.
07:51Yeah.
07:52I had a...
07:55one of those 24 hour mug things, but...
07:59I'm feeling a lot better now.
08:01Well, you better not miss any more days because they might...
08:09Don't worry.
08:11I'll be there.
08:13All bright eyed and bushy tailed.
08:16First thing in the morning.
08:18I promise.
08:20Good.
08:22You know, because you're doing so well, so...
08:25Fuck me.
08:27What?
08:28I said...
08:29Fuck me.
08:32Like...
08:33Are you listening to me?
08:34Are you listening to me?
08:36What are you...
08:37What are you...
08:39I...
08:40want you...
08:42to fuck the shit out of me all night long.
08:48Stop it.
08:50Stop it.
08:51Stop it!
08:51I want it!
08:54Please.
08:55Please.
08:59Come on.
09:08Give it to me.
09:11Oh, yeah.
09:14Oh, yeah.
09:32Oh, yeah.
09:36Oh.
09:39OK.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:56What?
09:58Maybe the last time we're ever standing here at this bar ordering drinks.
10:04Is that all? I thought it was something serious.
10:07You think they have a Babylon in Portland?
10:10You think they have any queers in Portland?
10:12Well, there will be at least two that we know of.
10:14Well, you're going to come and visit me, won't you?
10:16If you wanted visitors, you probably should have moved to South Beach.
10:22Mikey, this might be the last time we see each other.
10:26I'm going to miss you so much.
10:29No.
10:30No, I'm not going to cry.
10:32As Martha Stewart says, when life gets you down, have a party.
10:36So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to give you a party.
10:40Okay, we'll need a theme.
10:41We'll need a theme.
10:43The fuck do they have in Portland?
10:45Lumberjacks.
10:47Oh, maybe I will come pay you a visit.
10:49Oh, my God. I've got it. Planel.
10:51Well, I'll wear planel.
10:52Oh, that's perfect.
10:53And if you don't have any, you can always borrow something from Lindsay and I.
10:58There.
10:58I feel much better already.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:03My life's going to be so empty.
11:05You still have me. I'm not going anywhere.
11:09Hooray!
11:16Brian.
11:19Brian!
11:23Brian, wait a second!
11:26Go home and pack.
11:27Look, David's taking care of that.
11:30He's taking care of everything.
11:32What do you plan on doing when you get to Fabulous Portland?
11:34Aren't you going to leave all that up to David soon?
11:35I haven't had time to think about it.
11:38You know, we've just been so busy.
11:40Leasing his house and taking care of his practice and shipping his car.
11:44Fuck his!
11:46What about yours?
11:51You know what?
11:52Fuck.
11:54Do whatever you want.
12:06He's far too young for you.
12:10Want to dance?
12:11No, in my advanced years, I might fall and break my head.
12:14Nah, will you stop with the old age shit already?
12:17It's not like you're 40.
12:20What are you doing on Friday night?
12:21Friday, Friday, Friday.
12:23I don't know.
12:23My short-term memory is not what it used to be.
12:25Do you want to come to my prom with me?
12:28As what?
12:29Your chaperone?
12:30It's my date.
12:32Huh.
12:33I'd love to.
12:34Yeah?
12:35But my prom dress is still in the dry cleaners.
12:37Oh, come on!
12:39Are you out of your mind?
12:41Go and ask some girl.
12:42I don't want to go with some girl.
12:45I want to go with someone I care about.
12:47And if that happens to be a guy, who cares?
12:51You know, that's just what I need to be in a dance with a bunch of fucking 18-year-olds.
12:54I thought you liked fucking 18-year-olds.
13:00Go buy a corsage.
13:02Or someone else.
13:15Somebody looks all fucked out.
13:18Somebody is.
13:20Somebody needs vitamins.
13:22A little coffee over here?
13:24Blake and I had sex all night.
13:27I got a half hour of sleep.
13:28Okay.
13:29This is what we call a high-end problem.
13:32If it wasn't him, I was fucking.
13:35It was some drug.
13:39Don't look so goddamn smug.
13:41You all right?
13:42Okay?
13:42You happy?
13:43No.
13:44Teddy, I'm not happy.
13:48I'm sorry.
13:53What the fuck am I going to do?
13:56Simple.
13:57Honey, you're going to drink your coffee.
14:00Here's the cream.
14:03Then you're going to go home.
14:05And you're going to change the locks.
14:07Shut him out like he doesn't exist?
14:09That, or you can keep lying to yourself.
14:12You're making excuses for him.
14:14Living in a state of panic every time he disappears.
14:16Not knowing if he's alive or dead.
14:18And then, when he finally shows up.
14:20A mess.
14:21Having the supreme joy of putting him back together again.
14:26I can't.
14:28I can't do that.
14:29I just, I just.
14:29Okay.
14:31Okay.
14:31Okay.
14:34Then, um.
14:35Then let's try door number two.
14:39Aunt Betty's B&B.
14:41He can, uh.
14:43He can join the long list of illustrious guests.
14:45Like Liz and Liza.
14:48Plus, uh.
14:51It'll be a good test.
14:52To see who he loves more.
14:55You.
14:57Or Crystal.
15:01Faggot.
15:03Fuck you, Hobbs.
15:07You okay?
15:09What an asshole.
15:11Thank God I won't have to see him again for the rest of my life.
15:15Yeah, or anyone else here either.
15:20I wasn't talking about you.
15:23So.
15:25Are you going to the prom?
15:26Are you kidding?
15:27I know.
15:28I wasn't going to go either, but Deb said it was his rite of passage.
15:31And if I missed it, then I would regret it for the rest of my life.
15:34So I asked Brian.
15:35No!
15:36Okay.
15:36Turn me down now.
15:37Oh, shit!
15:39Can you imagine?
15:40If people's heads would have exploded.
15:42I know.
15:43It would have been the perfect fuck you and farewell to St. James Academy.
15:52I missed you, Dad.
15:55Me too.
15:58So.
16:00How about you and me going together?
16:03Like a date?
16:03Like friends.
16:07Best friends.
16:09Only weirdness over.
16:12Weirdness definitely over.
16:15Okay.
16:16Oh, I think that's so adorable that he asked you.
16:20Oh, despite the somewhat questionable difference in your ages and the fact that emotionally he's 12 years your senior.
16:27Not going.
16:28Too old.
16:29Oh, so you're 30.
16:30I know.
16:31It's so traumatic.
16:32But it is something we all go through if you're lucky enough to live that long.
16:35But to carry on like a sand of your life?
16:38It is.
16:39It's the beginning.
16:40A whole new way of thinking about yourself.
16:43Feeling a whole new sense of entitlement.
16:46An accomplishment.
16:50That's from the Lajeunesse anti-aging commercial.
16:55I wrote that fucking copy.
16:58Oh.
17:00Okay.
17:01Well, I guess I only quote from the masters.
17:04But it's the truth.
17:07I want wrinkles.
17:08I want to have gray hair.
17:09I want Gus to make me a grandmother.
17:12I want to grow old with Melanie.
17:14Do you want me to puke?
17:15Right here?
17:17I don't want gray hair and wrinkles.
17:19I don't want to be a grandfather.
17:22And I definitely don't want to grow old with Melanie.
17:25Or anyone else.
17:27What do you want?
17:32This.
17:34It's very beautiful.
17:37You know, maybe you're right.
17:41Maybe I should celebrate turning 30.
17:44Give myself something very special.
17:48Now you're talking.
17:52David.
17:53David.
17:53What is it?
17:54Where's my flat flannel?
17:55It used to be right here.
17:57Oh, oh, I packed.
17:58What am I supposed to wear to Emmett's party?
18:00You're supposed to wear flannel.
18:01Here.
18:04Try that on.
18:05Thanks.
18:06You look good in that.
18:07That's too small on me.
18:08You keep it.
18:09I don't need your hand-me-downs.
18:11I need to stop something from this.
18:16What?
18:19Well, to think about what I'm going to do when we get to Portland.
18:22I mean, we haven't even discussed it.
18:25Okay, let's discuss it.
18:28Well, I thought that, um, you know, maybe I wouldn't work at another big Q, you know, that maybe I'd,
18:35uh, um, I'd try something totally different.
18:38You know, a whole new track.
18:40Maybe even go back to college.
18:42Um, um, I just remembered I told the people that are leasing the house I'd put the screen doors in
18:48before we left.
18:49Oh, I can do it.
18:50Oh, that's okay.
18:51I'll take care of it.
18:53Well, I used to help my mom put on the screen doors every year.
18:57It's okay.
18:57I'm good with my hands, remember?
19:16I'm good with my mom put on the screen door.
19:28That would be the miracle of pine-scented spray.
19:32Oh, God!
19:34It's supposed to be the great Northwest, Maude.
19:37Make David and make Bill at home.
19:38All we need now is a beard of shit in the woods.
19:40Oh, I could ask the big hairy owl who works at the manhole to come over.
19:43He's into scat.
19:44Oh, jeez.
19:45Come here, sweetheart.
19:47Your Annie Emma's being gross.
19:50What?
19:51You said we're flannel.
19:56May I say, you two have never looked more butch.
20:01Well, neither have you.
20:03Flannel.
20:04Isn't that lesbian lingerie?
20:07Don't stick a dick in it, would you?
20:10I think I'm so funny.
20:12Where's Brian?
20:13It's always fashion to be late.
20:40Have you talked to him yet?
20:44Is he's buttermilk?
20:48No.
20:50Well, may I suggest, as your hostess for the evening, that you do so?
20:57It's a goodbye party, not an intervention.
21:00Then the sooner you say goodbye, the better.
21:03You don't have to say goodbye to me right now.
21:05I'm not leaving until tomorrow.
21:06We weren't talking about you, sweetie.
21:10So, you all packed?
21:11Yeah, my entire life is on a moving van headed to Portland.
21:15You're not getting cold feet, are you?
21:17I haven't had cold feet since I lived here.
21:20Remember banging on the pipe so the landlord would turn on some heat?
21:24Better than banging the landlord.
21:26Wow.
21:33Well, honey, you ever want to come home, you just...
21:38You just click your heels three times.
21:47Guess I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow.
22:09Oh, guys.
22:11Are they going to be all right?
22:13I love you.
22:16What about you?
22:17For Christ's sakes, Michael, you're only going to Portland, not to the moon.
22:21They got planes and phones that go both ways, honey.
22:24And you and Uncle Vic can come and visit any time you want.
22:26We may take you up on that.
22:29But like I said, it's no big deal.
22:32Isn't that what I've been saying, Vic?
22:34She's been saying.
22:36So give me a hug and that'll be that.
22:50Mom, are you going to let me go?
22:55I'd like to, sweetheart.
22:57But I can't.
22:59What do you mean you can't?
23:01My arms won't move.
23:04Mom, you're suffocating me.
23:05I'm not fucking kidding.
23:09Come on, let's get her a ball on three.
23:29One and two, it's time to go.
23:31I'm swinging with the bees.
23:33I'm swinging on a star.
23:36It's not my fancy feet.
23:38Nothing can bother.
23:40I didn't touch anything in your room.
23:41That's not what I was going to say.
23:43I need you to do me a favor.
23:44What, disappear?
23:46I gave up all hope of that happening a long time ago.
23:50I need you to take care of my mom.
23:52Make sure she doesn't work too hard.
23:54And help her around the house and take out the trash.
23:58And if you see that she is lonely, just sit with her a while and let her talk.
24:05Even if you've heard it before.
24:07Because sometimes she just needs to know that someone's listening.
24:10I promise.
24:25I love your friends.
24:27They are like family.
24:29Not like.
24:31They are.
24:34Because we trust each other.
24:39You don't trust me?
24:41Do I have reason not to?
24:47All right, look.
24:47Let's not pretend there isn't a moose in the middle of the room.
24:49I'll tell you.
24:50I know you're using.
24:51Again.
24:53I found one of your little favors in the pocket of the suit.
24:55I bought you.
24:56Now talk about trust.
24:57I wasn't looking for it.
24:58Okay, it just fell out.
25:00You can believe me or not.
25:01I really don't care.
25:02Since then, I've been trying to pretend I didn't see it.
25:04Only I can.
25:05Not when I see you destroying your life.
25:07I was afraid of disappointing you.
25:08I'm failing again.
25:10Well, you have.
25:11And I can't live with an addict.
25:14And I can't make love to an addict.
25:17And it sickens me to think about what you're doing to a person I happen to care a whole lot
25:21about.
25:22And obviously cares so little about himself.
25:24So I have no choice.
25:26Except to say goodbye.
25:28I don't want to be like this.
25:29I don't want to be like this.
25:31I don't want to be like this.
26:12I don't want to be like this.
26:28I don't want to be like this.
26:31I don't want to be like this.
26:31me. Well, does it matter? Obviously not. Well, Michael, it's just a little change of
26:38planning. He's got a few things I've got to clear up. Which I could have helped you with,
26:40except every time I offer you, you refuse. You have to do everything yourself. I just
26:45thought... No, you just thought I couldn't handle it, that I can't hang a fucking screen
26:49door. What the fuck is wrong with you? You just think I'm going to go along, do whatever
27:00you want, on your terms, in your time. Like a child, or a trophy wife. You just make
27:07all the decisions and I'll say, yes, dear, only I'm the one giving up everything in my
27:11goddamn life. My family, my friends, my job to be with you. And I have to wonder that
27:18if the situation was reversed, would you have done the same for me? Well, I guess that's
27:26an answer.
28:22What the fuck are you doing? I came here to see why you didn't come to my farewell party.
28:27What party? You know goddamn well everybody was there but you.
28:32Oh, right. David and Michael's farewell and flannel.
28:39Well, I've been having a little celebration of my own in honor of my big 3-0.
28:43With this?
28:44Yeah.
28:45I give myself a very special gift.
28:47Like what?
28:48Like the greatest fucking orgasm of my life.
28:51Try the last fucking orgasm of your life. You could kill yourself.
28:55Well, that wouldn't be the worst thing that could happen.
28:58To go out in a blaze of glory like Cobain, James Dean, Hendricks.
29:07They're all legends.
29:09They'll always be young and they'll always be beautiful.
29:13And they'll always be dead.
29:15Life not worth living if you not take risk.
29:19You're not going through with it.
29:21If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?
29:26It's my business because I'm the one who'll get the call that the goddamn cleaning lady has found you hanging
29:30from the rafters with a fucking boner.
29:33Fuck you, Michael.
29:34Fuck you.
29:37Why do you always have to ruin everything?
29:40Ruined?
29:41I'm saving you!
29:43Just like Toby Harper saved Captain Astro in issue 231 of Astro Comics, when Captain Astro thought that he'd lost
29:49all of his superpowers.
29:50God, you are so pathetic.
29:55No, you are!
29:57Don't you know that you still have your powers?
30:00All your powers.
30:02And you always will!
30:04Whether you're 18 or you're 30 or you're 50 or you're 100,
30:09you will always be young and you will always be beautiful.
30:14You're Brian Kinney for fuck's sake!
30:29Oh, the staff seems very nice and really helpful.
30:32They do.
30:33They said you can get anything you want, anytime.
30:34You know, they've got snacks all day.
30:36That's good.
30:37Yeah, and if you need anything, you just, um...
30:40I will.
30:42Look out, bud.
30:43I want you to know how happy...
30:45Oh, happy's not the right word.
30:47No, I say, uh, not happy.
30:49But, uh, grateful and relieved I am that you're doing this.
30:55Well, it's for us, right?
30:57Right.
31:10So, I'll see you tonight?
31:14Tonight.
31:16Oh, one more thing before I forget.
31:19Huh?
31:20I thought you might like to listen to that.
31:22My Traviata.
31:23Your favorite opera.
31:25Yeah, it's the only opera that I know.
31:31Except, you said at the end,
31:33they get back together and sing many glorious duets.
31:37I guess that's the sequel.
31:40Traviata 2.
31:53Considering how you feel,
31:55I think it's probably a good idea that you not go.
31:58You think it's a good idea.
31:59I see.
32:00So, Michael, what do you want me to say?
32:01We think.
32:02You know, if you use the word occasionally,
32:03you might actually get used to it.
32:05You're the one who's obviously decided it's not a good idea.
32:07Only this time, it's not about screen doors or changing flights.
32:09This time, it's about Brian.
32:10If you knew he wasn't leaving,
32:12you would have never agreed to go.
32:13No, David.
32:15You'll be happy to know this time it's not about him.
32:17It's about you.
32:21The car will be here any minute.
32:26I can take you to the airport.
32:28I know you can, but I'd rather you didn't.
32:31Okay, fine.
32:32Have it your way.
32:34The way I always do?
32:36It's not what I was going to say.
32:39I'm sorry.
32:43How many times have I told you
32:45you don't have to keep apologizing, Michael?
32:48I know I know, but...
32:50Aside from that,
32:53I'm the one that should be apologizing to you.
32:56I'm sorry I disregarded your feelings,
32:58that I didn't include you in the decisions
33:00that I expected you to come,
33:01and no,
33:04I'm not sure
33:05that I could do the same.
33:11Well, I appreciate that,
33:12but that's...
33:12that's not what I was going to say.
33:15It's not up to you
33:17to decide what I should do with my life.
33:19That's up to me.
33:20And if I didn't do it,
33:21then it's my fault.
33:26And maybe next time,
33:27I should just...
33:28I should think things through more clearly
33:30before I say yes.
33:35Well, I hope you'll decide to change your mind.
33:40And if you do,
33:44I'll be waiting.
33:47And this time,
33:49on your time.
33:51And your terms.
34:07Attention, everyone!
34:10Remember that cute little twink
34:12in the midriff tee
34:13in Fatigues
34:14who went up the stairs?
34:15Well, just take a look
34:17at who is coming down.
34:24Holy shit, Sunshine!
34:26Well, what do you know?
34:27The little chickens
34:29become cock of the walk.
34:31Sweetheart,
34:32you look beautiful.
34:34Jesus,
34:34I could go for you myself.
34:36If I don't beat you to him.
34:44You'll find it soon,
34:46you'll see.
34:48How quickly I'll mark your heart.
34:52And put you in my shopping cart.
34:56All the time we spend as friends.
35:00We both go and talk, pretend.
35:04I've been hurt,
35:06but what do I do?
35:09Hurt by everyone,
35:10but not you.
35:13I keep my distance,
35:15and I play a game.
35:16But you're a different case
35:19every time I see your face.
35:23I can't believe you brought
35:24your autograph book with you.
35:25I don't even know
35:26who you might see in rehab.
35:28Hi, we're here to visit
35:29with Blake Wysecki.
35:31Sorry, Blake checked himself out.
35:35He just checked himself in
35:37this afternoon.
35:38He's gone.
35:40Wait, wait.
35:41You just let people leave
35:42whenever they want?
35:43It's a voluntary commitment.
35:44We can't force people to stay.
35:47Did he say where he was going?
35:48Did he leave a message?
35:50No, you're Ted.
35:51That's right.
35:54He left this for you.
36:14We'll see you next time.
36:17Bye.
36:17Bye.
36:19Bye.
36:30Unsp Amanda.
36:42I thought you said you wouldn't be caught dead in a room full of 18-year-olds.
36:46I thought I'd recapture my loss, do you?
36:51You look hot, Daphne.
36:54I'd fuck you.
36:57You, you too, Brian.
36:58Mind if I borrow your date?
37:21Mind if I borrow your date?
37:41Mind if I borrow your date?
37:41I'm still here, I'm still standing by, while you're wondering, I'd look the other way.
37:48And you think, just because you're cruel, I'm a fool because I stayed.
37:56But when you doubt what love's about, baby, you know it's true.
38:02That you're mine, and I'm the only one for you.
38:09Cause right from the start, I knew in my heart, that we were meant to be.
38:21I don't care, go and have your fun.
38:24When it's over and done, come back to me.
38:29Every day, no matter what you do, darling, I'll stay true, and then you'll see.
38:36But when you doubt what love's about, baby, you know it's true.
38:42That you're mine, and I'm the only one for you.
39:00Oh, I could never go, because I know, and deep down you know it too.
39:07That you're mine, and I'm the only one for you.
39:13That's your mind, and I'm the only one for you
39:20That's your mind, and I'm the only one for you
39:26That's your mind, and I'm the only one for you
39:32That's your mind, and I'm the only one for you
39:35American Airlines, 5476, down 40, and 8K
39:41Stortus!
39:42Stortus, has flight 990 left yet?
39:44I believe they've already started boarding, gate 39?
39:46You want to make it, you better hurry
39:47American Airlines would like to assist you
39:50Take me in your car
39:56Did you see that?
39:58Yeah, we gave them a prom they'll never forget
40:02Me neither
40:05It was the best night of my life
40:08Even if it was ridiculous, we were not
40:31Later
40:39Oh, my God.
41:02No!
41:04God damn it!
41:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:14God!
41:35God damn it!
41:44You are the reason I try to live in Poland
41:52I will live by you