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00:00I'm a person that is definitely afraid of flights, or I mean of heights, and sometimes I say, you know,
00:10things where like, you know, bungee jumping or something like that.
00:14I was like, no, that's that white folk stuff right there, man.
00:18Hell no, I ain't going no bungee jumping.
00:21I've made a decision.
00:25I'll jump out of a plane if the Texans make it to the Super Bowl.
00:28Make it or win.
00:30Make it.
00:30If they get to a Super Bowl.
00:32You're crazy as hell.
00:32I'm out on that.
00:33You're not going to join me?
00:34You're not going to join me, Ty?
00:35My wife has been begging me to go skydiving for years.
00:38I will never do that.
00:39I've made that decision right here today, June 18, 2008.
00:44I am definitely afraid of it.
00:45I have never assumed it.
00:47Rightfully so, because you're sane.
00:48I've watched snipes and drop zone, and they look like they had a lot of fun.
00:57I don't know.
00:57I'm certain there are people around here.
00:59There is a place around here.
01:00I'm sure the text line will let us know.
01:02We've probably got some skydivers.
01:05Probably a good place, a good safe spot.
01:08I'll put it on.
01:10Whenever the Texans make the Super Bowl, and I'm still employed here.
01:13Now, if I've been fired, that goes off.
01:16Right.
01:17I'm not going to come back from wherever I am.
01:20Pay off a bet.
01:21But I will.
01:22If the Texans make the Super Bowl, just make it.
01:26I will go skydiving.
01:28Wow.
01:29I'll jump out of the play.
01:30I'll watch you.
01:31I mean, as unlikely as that is, there ain't a chance in hell I'm partnering up with that.
01:36Hell no, man.
01:37These crazy asses jumping out of perfectly good airplanes.
01:40Y'all see Mr. Spider-Man fell off the side of that mountain into that volcano?
01:44I don't want to do that.
01:45Some dude in a foreign country that had crazy grips and would always, he was like a literal
01:51Spider-Man.
01:52Ah.
01:53He climbed mountains and stuff like that.
01:55He was out there showing off for some folks inside a volcano.
01:59I mean, it is impressive now, if it's real.
02:02But apparently he fell off there.
02:04He lost his grip and fell off in that damn volcano at that big hole and killed himself.
02:08That don't happen.
02:09I mean, he killed him.
02:10Yeah, I don't want to do that.
02:11Someone said Skydive USA.
02:13I am.
02:14That's right.
02:15I think Skydive USA.
02:16I think that's the indoor.
02:17That's the indoors.
02:18No, no.
02:18I'll go for the real thing.
02:19I'll go for the real thing.
02:21I'll jump out of the plane.
02:21No chance.
02:22I don't want you to do it.
02:23Yeah, you're alone in this one.
02:25I don't want you to do it.
02:26Look, I mean, human beings aren't supposed to fly.
02:28I'll dye my hair blonde or something.
02:29We're not supposed to go under the water and stay under there for a long time.
02:33Yeah, the blonde thing, listen.
02:35You're not supposed to jump out of airplanes.
02:37You're not supposed to.
02:39Listen, I'm probably in good shape.
02:43Sorry, Tyler.
02:46I mean, I hope you're wrong, but we've never made an AFC title.
02:50I'll tell you this.
02:51I don't like their chances either, but they're way too good of a football game.
02:56I'll tell you that.
02:57I mean, I'll tell you that.
02:59They are way too damn good.
03:01So, let's say there's a spot in Rochere.
03:03Yeah, yeah.
03:04There's a skydiving place 521, 15 minutes from Siena.
03:08All right.
03:09You'll be there to watch, won't you?
03:11Absolutely.
03:11If it happens.
03:12Yes.
03:12Oh, yeah.
03:13I'll be there for support yelling from the ground.
03:16Are you kidding me?
03:16When you, when you, when your little ankles hit that ground, I'm going to be there to see it.
03:21Absolutely.
03:22My ankles are not little, man.
03:23Could you see Ron when them little feet hit that ground?
03:27I'm going to piss myself.
03:29That's what I'm going to do.
03:31I am, but it's all right.
03:32That's where I am.
03:33I'm not going indoor.
03:34Some people keep testing in indoor.
03:36I'm not doing indoor.
03:37Ron's going to hit the ground with two big old wet spots under his arm and one big old
03:40wet spot in his zipper.
03:43I'm telling you, man.
03:44The ugly as came in the game.
03:45Them pittance back, and he done pissed his britches.
03:48What happened?
03:49Yeah.
03:50Put my mouth on it.
03:51Put my money where the mouth.
03:53Whoa.
03:53Put my mouth.
03:54That's going to be a drop.
03:56I'll put my mouth on it.
03:57I will.
03:57I will.
03:59I mean, I mean, I bet you if Nick Casario didn't want it more, he isn't.
04:03I mean, that right there, if he gets wind of this, you hear me, Hannah?
04:07You hear me, Cal?
04:08You could be there, too.
04:10I bet Hannah would jump with me.
04:12Hold on.
04:13I bet she'd jump with me.
04:14But, yeah, there it is.
04:15Yeah, I am.
04:16They get to a Super Bowl, I feel like I'm in good shape.
04:18But if they get to a Super Bowl, I will jump out of the plane.
04:23Yeah.
04:23I mean, I'd rather you not do it.
04:25Somebody just said on a text line here that some folks died in a plane crash skydiving
04:28this weekend up in Missouri somewhere.
04:30Okay.
04:31Thanks, guys.
04:32That didn't have much to do with the actual jumping out of the plane.
04:35I mean, you're going to have to.
04:36Here's the deal, man.
04:37I mean, this is kind of like carnivals, boys.
04:39I mean, you ever seen them?
04:41A place you should never go.
04:42I mean, you ever seen them carnival cats and them, what do they call them?
04:46Those rides are not supposed to be built that fast, people.
04:48What are they?
04:49Carnies.
04:49Carnies, yeah.
04:50Them old boys that put them things together.
04:52You ever been out there?
04:53You ever been out there and watch that?
04:55No.
04:55You going to put your life in the hands of them fellas?
04:57I mean, look, I want everybody to have a good time.
04:59I'm just telling you, I ain't putting my, I mean.
05:00And that's where the felons go to get some work.
05:03I feel like skydiving, like the upkeep on that plane and everything is probably based
05:07on how many skydivers they had last month.
05:10You know what I mean?
05:11Like, I mean, they got to buy.
05:13Yeah, they're going to buy fuel and they're going to go, hey, we got to.
05:16Now, how are we going to get this plane up?
05:17That's kind of an afterthought.
05:20Now, listen.
05:22I'm not going to skimp on this one.
05:25Yeah, you're not going to bargain hunt for skydiving.
05:28This one.
05:29Smart man.
05:30Yeah, text line coming in.
05:32You other guys are a bunch of wussies.
05:35Yeah, call me what you want.
05:37Listen, I definitely am too.
05:39I just felt it.
05:40You can change the first letter on that.
05:41I'll be one of them all day long.
05:43Twice on Sunday.
05:46Yeah, I'm going to hit it right there.
05:50Somebody said you've got to weigh 220 skydives.
05:53Well, hell, that might take me out of it then if that is the case.
05:56I don't know if that's accurate.
05:57I don't know if that's true.
05:58Somebody said you've got to do a tandem skydive.
06:02Now, there will be another fellow strapped.
06:03There is a weight limit, so you're going to have to lose some LBs.
06:06Somebody said that.
06:08No, I need the person strapped to me.
06:10I need that.
06:11I need that person strapped to me.
06:14I find it hard to believe that there's that kind of weight limit.
06:18No, I mean, listen, I feel like I'm in it.
06:22I'm not 400 pounds.
06:24I mean, I'm not Trent Brown that you've got to strap up to.
06:29Well, if they limited their client pool or their potential client pool to 225,
06:36I believe they – I don't know.
06:39Do big folks typically – I'm talking about big human beings.
06:41Do they typically –
06:43Yeah, 225.
06:44I mean, man, that takes –
06:45So you mean, Daniel Hunter can't jump?
06:46Hell, I can't jump.
06:47You can't jump.
06:48I mean, I've got to lose 25 pounds just to jump.
06:51Oh, man.
06:51We'll see.
06:52I'm there to go, but I'm not going to do it.
06:54We'll see.
06:55I mean, listen, you know, hey, I mean, if it's anything like history,
06:59but, I mean, somebody's got to do it.
07:01That's not true.
07:02Nobody has to do it.
07:03I've just – I've decided.
07:05Yeah, this is an executive decision on your part.
07:07Executive decision.
07:08Executive decision.
07:10By the way, the Astros off today.
07:13Off today.
07:14They will face the Guardians over the weekend, and that starts tomorrow.
07:19Here was Jeremy Pena.
07:21Jeremy Pena, the shortstop, who homered yesterday.
07:25By the way, if they can get him going back to the way he played last year at the All
07:29-Star level,
07:30that absolutely changes yesterday, talking about the series win over the Tigers
07:39and how this leads to what they've got to keep doing.
07:43That's going to be key for us.
07:45We need to win series, you know, try to find a way to get it done, and keep going.
07:51You know, keep going.
07:51It's a long season.
07:52It's a long way to go, and we need to slowly keep climbing.
07:56All right.
07:56They've got to stack them up.
07:57They've stacked two in a row, and they've got to slowly keep climbing,
08:00and I would pose this to you and the people.
08:03713-572-416, YouTube and Twitch.
08:06The Astros currently are 35-41 through 76 games.
08:11They're three and a half back of the Mariners in the West, two back in the wild card.
08:16They're as healthy as they have been.
08:18Hunter Brown is back.
08:19Josh Hader is back.
08:20Altuve, Yiner Diaz is back.
08:22And Christian Javier has one more start, and he's probably back next week to really jump
08:27start this pitching rotation.
08:28So they're as healthy as they have been.
08:32Do you actually believe that the Astros can pull this off, can pull this off and get themselves
08:38back into the playoffs?
08:40Do you think they can do it?
08:42Absolutely.
08:43Absolutely, without a doubt, they can do it.
08:46So, I mean, as I've mentioned before, yes, you've got three against Cleveland, but then
08:52you've got another run against, you've got Detroit again.
08:55You've got another run of about 10 ballgames where you should be able to win seven or eight
09:00of them ballgames.
09:01And that should put you in a really good spot.
09:05You're in a terrible-ass division.
09:07You know, the wild card's not going to run away from you.
09:10And so, and as you just mentioned, you are as healthy as you've been since the beginning
09:16of the season.
09:19So, yeah, I absolutely believe they can do it.
09:21I mean, Jordan Alvarez and Christian Walker are both.
09:24I mean, they're in the top three or four in the league in RBIs.
09:28I mean, and that tells you folks are getting on base, and that tells you that they're driving
09:32them in.
09:32So, yeah, absolutely, I believe this team.
09:35Yeah, I don't know.
09:36Get into the playoffs?
09:37Hell yeah.
09:37I don't know how well they've actually done to put themselves in a place, because we kept
09:43talking about this.
09:45They have got to put themselves in a position in which it matters when Hader and Brown and
09:52Javier and the rest of the crew get back.
09:55Now, I don't know how great they've played, Clint, but the division and the American League
10:00have been in a space in which they are in it, right?
10:05I mean, they're three and a half games back, and we're not even at the All-Star break.
10:09They're two games back in the wild card.
10:11We're not in the All-Star break.
10:12And so now, if I'd have told you, hey, Hunter Brown and Hader come back, they're going to
10:17be three and a half out of the division and two out, you'd be like, all right, they've
10:21put themselves in that position.
10:23And it is just now June 18th.
10:25And so, as crazy as this is, although, Clint, and I hate to say this to some Astros fans
10:31who are checking in, who believe, some saying they believe they can, and another person says
10:35no, and I kind of agree with this, like, Joe's going to miss.
10:40Joe's going to do something.
10:42Joe's going to do something where they go on a stretch where he does something.
10:49Joe ain't going to do nothing that he ain't already doing.
10:53No matter what the record is, no matter what's going on, Joe's going to load manage his ass
10:58off the rest of the way.
10:59That ain't good enough.
11:01Joe ain't going to change, and he's going to, no matter which direction the season goes,
11:06he's going to go to that mic and say, I believe in my guy.
11:08It's a long season, y'all.
11:09I have that right there, too.
11:10That's going to hit, too.
11:11There's going to be a lot of that, boys.
11:13And so, Joe ain't, as I said before the last time.
11:15So you think they can do it in spite of Joseph?
11:17Yeah, absolutely, you can do it in spite of it.
11:19Just like Spencer Arrighetti is in the starting five right now in the starting rotation
11:23and the second-best pitcher in the starting rotation, that wasn't Joe's call.
11:28Joe's call was when he left his ass off the opening day roster.
11:32Pete Lambert?
11:33Pete Lambert's your third-best starter.
11:34That wasn't Joe's call.
11:35It happened because everybody got hurt.
11:37That's how Spencer got up there, too.
11:39Come on, man.
11:40I mean, that's not – I mean, come on.
11:42It ain't – I mean, you look around the board.
11:44I guess you could say Joe's stuck with Cam, at least playing him.
11:47Yo-yoed his ass up and down the line.
11:48If he gets hot or something, I guess you may be able to give him.
11:50But that ain't Joe's call.
11:52I mean, hell, this is all just – this is literally all just stay positive.
11:57You can jack around.
11:58Six through nine hitter, you can jack around with it all you want.
12:02And then just pitch who you got.
12:04You can jack around.
12:04Here we go.
12:04Bye-bye.
12:04Bye-bye.
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