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Seth, Sean and Raheel react to Kamari Lassiter laying out which Texan(s) are the biggest culprits in committing friendly fire, and explore nicknames for the Texans' defense.
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00:00Kamari Lasseter was on Chris Long, the Greenlight Podcast with Chris Long, and was asked a great
00:07question.
00:08Who doles out the most friendly fire on the team?
00:12For those who don't know what friendly fire is.
00:14It's usually when a defensive player comes up and trying to hit the ball carry, ends
00:18up hitting his own teammate.
00:20Who was the biggest friendly fire culprit that you played with back in the day?
00:24Oh, oh crap.
00:26Did you ever get hit by anybody?
00:28Probably Jay Foreman or, you know, like most of the good, like, like, like Hardy Nickerson
00:32was like a surgeon.
00:34He never hit anything other than what he was trying to hit.
00:37But it happens a lot with linebackers and say, oh, no, no, no, Donovan Darius.
00:41There you go.
00:41No, Donovan Darius was a, hey, I knew there was going to be an answer.
00:44Hopefully there was a kidney donor available.
00:48Yeah, Donovan would just come up and it was like he was raging against the world.
00:53Yep.
00:53He was going to get, he did not see color.
00:55Yep.
00:55But we've already, we already have people guessing on the text page.
00:58Well, two years ago, it was easy.
00:59It was Henry Toa Toa.
01:01Yes.
01:01Henry Toa Toa was just, he was sending people to the hospital from his own team every other
01:05game.
01:06He ended Jalen Petrie's season.
01:07Yeah.
01:08That's two years ago.
01:09It was Toa Toa, but last year he cleaned it up.
01:10And that, and people are guessing Toa Toa on the text line right now.
01:13It's got to be Toa Toa, King of Friendly Fire.
01:15Friendly Fire, got to be Henry.
01:17Here is Kamari Lasseter revealing who it is.
01:20Who's the biggest perpetrator of Friendly Fire?
01:23Who do you got to watch out for?
01:24We got to watch out for everybody.
01:26I mean, everyone's flying to the football, but I feel like them backers, you got to watch
01:30out for them.
01:30They be going sideline to sideline and they are looking, paying something.
01:35So I feel like them backers, Z's and Henry and EJ too, and Petrie, and Will, and Daniel.
01:43It's like the interstate out there.
01:45I just feel like everybody, everybody.
01:46You got to watch out.
01:48Well, Petrie is the one that got him last year.
01:50If you remember the Chargers game towards the end of the year, Kamari Lasseter had to leave
01:54the game for, it was only six snaps, but it felt like 60 snaps because they were just
01:59picking on Tremont Smith while he was out.
02:01Yeah.
02:02They hit a deep shot while Kamari was out.
02:04Okay, yeah.
02:04But Petrie was the one that got him in the knee, I believe, if I'm not mistaken.
02:08If I'm mistaken, Jalen Petrie, I apologize.
02:10Don't hit me.
02:11Okay.
02:12That, um, the, I was telling Raheel about the kill zone during the break.
02:16Yeah.
02:16And, you know, we're, we were talking about how there's no nickname for the defense and
02:22people keep throwing stuff out there.
02:23And I realized, you know, what's happened in the last 10 years or so is because it used
02:28to be a lot of, a lot of great teams or defenses or units were kind of, it came from
02:33somebody
02:34wrote an article or a column and it just stuck.
02:36We're now because everything is everywhere all the time on the internet.
02:40I think there's too many good ideas for anything to just let for people to latch onto and resonate.
02:46You know, you think about like 20 years ago, it would have been John Lopez writes a column
02:50and calls it, calls something, something.
02:52And then all the sports radio hosts see it and like, oh yeah, that's good.
02:55Somebody else writes about it and it just becomes kind of known.
02:58We got a million writers out there.
03:00Yeah, but the kill zone, I'm kind of, I'm going to, I'm going to explore this because
03:02so the kill zone, and I was explaining to Raheel, the way D'Amico Ryan's operates is look,
03:09if we're going to play a bunch of zone, there's soft spots in zone defenses.
03:14And a lot of times it's underneath, there's easy receptions to be had, but we're not going
03:19to call it a soft spot.
03:20We're going to call it a kill zone.
03:22And when, so go ahead.
03:24We're almost inviting you in there knowing with the receivers, knowing that they're going
03:30to get destroyed when they catch the ball.
03:33And where you see it really show up is the, the end of the Kansas city game.
03:38Travis Kelsey, he was trying to reel in a little bit of an imperfect pass.
03:42Aziz Alshire, the mean man from the, from Twitter is, is, is, is bearing down on him.
03:48And he bobbles the ball, the mean man from Twitter, the guy from all the mean tweets.
03:52Yeah.
03:53The people that are angry at Aziz.
03:54Yeah.
03:54Batman.
03:55Yeah.
03:56I think.
03:56Very, very bad man.
03:57But he ends up getting the real hit from Miles Bryant.
04:00Right, right in the gut.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Yeah.
04:02Yeah.
04:02Because he was catching the ball in the kill zone.
04:05Yeah.
04:05You don't go in the kill zone.
04:06You idiot.
04:07Unless you're a dummy.
04:08What are you, a green recruit?
04:09No, I'm a 15 year vet.
04:11Idiot.
04:12Right.
04:13Yeah.
04:13Coward.
04:14My daughter, the Swifty, is in the control room.
04:16She, I think she likes Travis Kelsey.
04:17You like the, oh, sorry.
04:19Yeah.
04:19We just called him an idiot.
04:20He added the kill zone.
04:20Yeah.
04:21That was his, that's his deal.
04:22That's his problem.
04:22Yeah.
04:23But I, so I think that there's that and some, some kind of kill zone derivation.
04:29I think the NFL is not going to like it.
04:31I just asked for some nicknames from ChatGPT.
04:34There's actually a couple of good ones on here.
04:36They have the Swarm.
04:38I think the Swarm thing is kind of, yeah.
04:40Raheel is not a big advocate of the Swarm.
04:43It was, it was kind of cheesy at first, but we went with it because it was something new.
04:47And it was D'Amico.
04:48It was D'Amico.
04:49We're like, hey, we're going to rally around this.
04:50It's kind of, it's kind of simple.
04:52Well, it ain't going anywhere.
04:54Okay.
04:54H-Town Havoc.
04:56No.
04:57This is the one that I like.
04:59Area 59.
05:01In a, in a nod to D'Amico Ryan's old number, 59.
05:06Yeah.
05:07You know, Area 51 is what it normally is.
05:10Area 59.
05:10Now, that might be a specific name for the kill zone, actually.
05:14Area 59.
05:15So, that's one.
05:16But, and, but 59 doesn't even go past the stadium, though, either.
05:20Like, I don't know.
05:20That's, uh, okay.
05:22Well, yeah.
05:22No, I'm just thinking D'Amico's old jersey number.
05:25Yeah, I know.
05:25But, when I'm here, 59, I think a few said I'm thinking of the, yeah.
05:29Oh, okay.
05:29Double meaning.
05:30That's why Sports Radio 610 kind of works, too, because it's 610 and everything.
05:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:35We're big on traffic cases.
05:37Okay, well, that was the one I liked the most.
05:38Other than that, the Stampede, Ryan's Rangers.
05:42No, Ryan's Rangers.
05:43That is stupid.
05:44Why would you have the name of one of the most hated teams in town as part of the nickname
05:48for our defense?
05:49Chat, you're stupid.
05:50The Iron Herd.
05:53That's too much.
05:54It reminds me of Colin Coward.
05:55Yeah.
05:55The Herd.
05:56I can't.
05:57Listen, let me tell you about this team down in Texas.
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:00And he'd take credit for it, too.
06:01Like, you notice who they're naming their tough defense after now.
06:05That's right.
06:05You know what we in America love?
06:07Iron Herd.
06:08And it's grit, and it's grind, and it's billionaires.
06:11The heat shield.
06:12The heat shield.
06:13Oh, yeah, because of the space, that's a NASA reference.
06:18You kind of like that one a little bit.
06:19Heat shield.
06:19You know the heat shield?
06:20The heat.
06:20I don't know what the heat shield is.
06:21It's when the capsule is entering the atmosphere, because there's an incredible amount of friction.
06:25I know that.
06:25And heat, so they have a heat shield on the.
06:27Oh, on the, oh, okay.
06:29Oh, I do know what that is.
06:30That's right.
06:30That's right.
06:31Yeah, when it starts coming back in.
06:33That's what it allows in a rate.
06:35We're coming back into the atmosphere.
06:37Okay, this is the dumbest one, and you and I have talked about this.
06:41Chris Long on that podcast.
06:42Oh!
06:42And he's recommended this a couple times.
06:44He wants to call them the taxman.
06:46Yeah.
06:46Because they always, they collect a tax when you're coming.
06:49You've got to pay a tax when you're coming to kill zone.
06:52Yeah, which is a horrible, horrible, horrible name.
06:53You don't like that one?
06:54Yeah, use it on me.
06:55Like, if it gets me going, then like, okay, we're working with something.
06:59A taxman?
06:59No.
06:59Hey, we're going to call you the taxman.
07:01Please don't.
07:02It's so cheesy.
07:03Is it a hazing thing or what?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Hey, there's the taxman.
07:07Yeah.
07:08We're going to haze you by me.
07:09Like, I was going to act like I was just furious that you were in the studio with us.
07:13I was going to act like for the first two hours of just like not even talking, like not making
07:18eye contact with you and everything.
07:19We should have done that.
07:20I'm bad at stuff like that.
07:22Yeah, you lasted one second.
07:23Yeah, the first hint of somebody being uncomfortable.
07:26Like, oh, you're just playing.
07:27You're just, you're a really bad joke.
07:29I would have made it even more uncomfortable for you.
07:32Yeah.
07:32Because I would have played into it.
07:33And I would have kept like going to you like Seth.
07:36So what do you think?
07:36Yeah.
07:37Hey, Seth, what do you think?
07:38Yeah.
07:38Just completely.
07:39I like uncomfortable situations.
07:41I like it.
07:41Do you like cringe comedy?
07:43Oh, yes.
07:44See, I can't handle it.
07:44I love cringe comedy.
07:46I'm kind of in between.
07:47You do love cringe comedy.
07:48Yeah, you do.
07:49I'm kind of in between.
07:49I remember when I recommended, you were watching The Office.
07:52Oh, yeah.
07:53And I'm like, oh, you got to get to Scott's Tots, that episode.
07:57Yeah, I couldn't finish.
07:57It took me like six attempts to finish it.
07:59That one's the toughest one.
08:01My buddies tease me.
08:02So anytime I go speak at a career day or I mentor a lot of kids and we do stuff.
08:07So I always take a picture with them and I put it on Twitter.
08:10And there's one buddy.
08:11We just call him Chef.
08:13That's his nickname.
08:14Always be Raheel's Tots.
08:17Because I always pose with them like Scott's Tots.
08:20Yeah.
08:20Did you promise to pay their tuition?
08:23Yeah.
08:23For those of you who don't know, and I say that like people are going to be like, oh,
08:26who hasn't watched The Office?
08:27Me.
08:28I watch out of a duty and obligation to my job.
08:31I realized that I wasn't.
08:32There were so many Office references, right?
08:34Like I knew it was an Office reference, but I wasn't getting it when people would say it.
08:37So I went and I watched all of the offices and Scott's Tots when I got to it.
08:41It's that Michael Scott, at one point, 15 years earlier, had promised these kids that
08:51he would pay for their college tuition.
08:53He graduated.
08:53He would pay for their tuition.
08:54Hey.
08:55And all of a sudden, the bill came due.
08:59Yeah.
08:59And it was awful.
09:00It was so bad.
09:01I don't even remember.
09:02How did he get out of it?
09:03Spoiler alert, everybody.
09:04Oh, yeah.
09:05Spoiler alert.
09:06So he eventually had to go see the class, stand up in front of them, and he picks out
09:13one kid.
09:13He's like, well, what's your name over there?
09:15And the guy says, like, I don't know, Javon or something like that.
09:17These kids are worshiping him.
09:18He goes, I'm not going to be paying your tuition.
09:20And they all laugh.
09:24And he lets the laughter die down.
09:25He goes, and that's the story.
09:27I'm not paying any of your tuition.
09:28He goes, but, but, you are going to need a computer when you get to college.
09:32And they're all like, okay.
09:34And they're all expecting to get computers.
09:35And he goes, so that's why I got you these Chargers, Chargers.
09:40I don't think I watched the end.
09:41I don't think I finished it.
09:43Yeah.
09:43That doesn't sound any familiar to me.
09:45He ended up being kind of chased out of the school.
09:47Like, he walked out of the school with Aaron, who was with him, the receptionist, accompanied
09:53him there.
09:54And one of the guys out of the school, just to talk to him, like, hey, man, why did you
09:56do this?
09:57You know, like, why?
09:58And that kid, he eventually, he wrote four $1,000 checks to, to pay for his books each
10:05year and told him to make sure to text me before he, and it was, before you cashed him.
10:12It was laptop batteries.
10:13Yeah.
10:13Laptop batteries.
10:14That's what it was.
10:15Chargers.
10:15It wasn't even a charger.
10:16It was batteries.
10:17It was a non-existent laptop.
10:19Yeah.
10:19Yeah.
10:19It's so crazy.
10:21Yeah.
10:21So, so yeah, that's, yeah, Scott's Tots.
10:24Scott, I forget where we were going with all this, but.
10:26Nickname for the defense.
10:28Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:28What's it called, Scott's Tots?
10:29Scott's Tots.
10:30D'Amico's Tots.
10:32Burke's Nerds.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Somebody said, Jared Wayne is the worst friendly fire.
10:38Oh, that's the worst friendly fire of all time.
10:41That's true.
10:41Yeah.
10:42He took out Tank's knee.
10:43Whenever there's part of Jared Wayne, it's like, guys, I appreciate you continuing to give
10:47me these opportunities, but I cannot handle this amount of social media.
10:50No, no, no.
10:51Yeah.
10:51Real.
10:52Did you see when the Texans wish Jared Wayne a happy birthday on social media?
10:55Oh, I didn't see that.
10:57Not a lot of people joining in.
10:59It was Scott's Tots in the comments.
11:00It was like, it was rough.
11:02It was rough.
11:03Tank.
11:04Oh, you killed Tank.
11:07Oh, man.
11:08All right.
11:08Pain and Pendergast.
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