00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:19We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies.
00:24Courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice, and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:33These are the adventures of a galaxy ranger.
00:38Into this world of fun, no danger they ride.
00:44There's a galaxy ranger's here in the sky.
00:49No, there's no glory.
00:51Oh, I think it's a stand, ready to do it again.
01:14Your majesty.
01:16Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
01:17Someone who needs no introduction.
01:20Woo-hoo-hoo.
01:22Woo-hoo-hoo.
01:25A giant among humans, a man who, uh, strived to the universe like a colossus, Dr. Lazarus, played.
01:37Ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:39Ugh, that slug.
01:40That's slain.
01:43Your highness, may I say that you are looking radiant.
01:47Don't waste my time.
01:48What do you want?
01:50I have devised a daring scheme.
01:54So devastatingly clever.
01:56So unbelievably brilliant.
01:58Get on with it, Slade.
02:00Your majesty.
02:01I have obtained a fleet of Andorian hypergraphs that can reach Earth.
02:07I plan it all out of Sauron, Bay of the Mountain.
02:11All I need is two thousand of your most daring crown agents.
02:16I'll give you five hundred Plagos.
02:20Plagos?
02:21Why, they are the lowliest creatures in your domain.
02:25It takes one hundred of them to make just one slaver lord and a midget at that.
02:31And what about Beta's defense systems?
02:34That has been taken care of.
02:36Soon your psycho crypt will overflow with human subjects.
02:40And I will prove myself worthy to rule at your side.
02:46Bad chance, slug.
02:58I know what's been said about you, Plagos.
03:02That you lack military discipline.
03:05That you're lazy and weird and that you just can't cut it.
03:09But they are wrong, right?
03:12Right!
03:13We're the roughest, toughest, denniest force in the universe.
03:19Right!
03:21Right!
03:23Now, onward to crush Beta Mountain!
03:38Premier Dutch has cut our budgets before, Q-Ball.
03:42He won't find anything wrong here.
03:44I want everything tight as a drum for his inspection.
03:47Sir, I'll have you know I'm running a surplus of seven million.
03:50That's great!
03:51That's more than I expected.
03:55Hey, Q, take a look.
03:57My new line of Beta BuzzBox houseware and recreational units.
04:01Mr. T. Bennett can make coffee, tea, hot cocoa and soup at just the touch of a button.
04:07Very good, Buzz.
04:09Very good, BuzzBot.
04:11What was that?
04:13I'm proud of your new project and this is good coffee.
04:16Now, if you'll excuse me.
04:19I'm busy with my new project.
04:22Finally, enough money for a new special idea I have.
04:30Hey, where's my project budget?
04:36BuzzWang, you tapped into my defense robot program.
04:39But where could seven million dollars go?
04:42Soup's on, sucker.
04:46Yes, well?
04:46Hey, Q, this is Ralph at Warehouse 7.
04:50Your new projects are blocking up the whole area.
04:54What?
04:55Certainly sounds like something worth looking into, huh, Buzz?
04:59Come on, hurry.
05:02Was it something I said?
05:04Really, Zozo?
05:06Do you think Beta Mountain is the proper environment for these toddlers?
05:10They'll only be here a few hours while their parents are at the World Federation Conference.
05:15Now you three behave yourself.
05:18Really, Q?
05:19How much could ten little prototypes cost?
05:21Ten?
05:22That looked like ten to you, Bitbreath.
05:24How many do you have here?
05:26At last count, two hundred and ninety-nine.
05:29Oh.
05:30How could this happen?
05:33Buzz, did you disengage the master computer after it built the prototypes?
05:39Humana, humana.
05:40BuzzWang, is Beta now the proud owner of seven million dollars worth of teamakers?
05:46Gosh, no, Q.
05:47That would be silly.
05:49There are a lot of different machines.
05:51What have you done, BuzzWang?
05:53You got a gumball machine, a washer dryer, a video dwarf master?
05:57Watch out!
06:05Hey, wait a minute.
06:07BuzzBox, come back.
06:14What else could possibly go wrong?
06:17Roger, VIP shuttle arriving, 2-15.
06:21Roger, Beta Control.
06:42Welcome, Premier Dutch.
06:43Welcome to Beta Mountain.
06:46I'm honored to guide you on your inspection of the base.
06:49But, you say that now.
06:51I make no bones about it.
06:54I believe Beta is spending far too much of Federation funds.
06:59Joseph, I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.
07:02Very funny, Owen.
07:07You must be Premier Dutch.
07:09Hi, I'm...
07:10I see your Rangers have time to guzzle some drinks.
07:14Instead of defending us against all the evil forces you keep talking about.
07:19Just a minute here.
07:21We Galaxy Rangers never have a moment's rest.
07:24Stick around.
07:25You'll see we're always on our toes.
07:27Whoa!
07:28Ho-ho!
07:28Huh?
07:38Beta Mountain, here we come.
07:41By this time tomorrow, the Queen's cycle grid will be full of humans, and I will be king of the
07:46universe.
08:04Hey, Juke!
08:05Here, Juke-a-verl!
08:08Since when does Beta keep a jukebox in their cafeteria?
08:13Alert!
08:13Alert!
08:14Enemy shuttlecraft approaching Earth!
08:17All personnel to battle station!
08:19Beta Mountain will remain on condition red status.
08:22Beta Space Station reports a fleet of ships heading directly for Earth.
08:27Eleven shuttlecraft and Dorian hyperdrives.
08:31Transmission coming in, sir.
08:34Reading.
08:35Beta Mountain.
08:36Prepare to meet your doom.
08:39Slave.
08:40Crime name, laser cannons.
08:43I wouldn't do that, gentlemen.
08:45Premier, I don't believe that's your decision.
08:47You are absolutely right, Commander.
08:50The decision is that of...
08:53That you're a slave.
09:03Knockout gas!
09:12This isn't really cool than lunch.
09:14Here, Q-ball, take this.
09:17Eh?
09:17Oh!
09:20Ed?
09:21It looks as if Q-ball is already...
09:23Ed?
09:24Hey, Ray!
09:25I think this gas is only affecting some of us.
09:32What a rotten day this turned out to be.
09:42Can anybody hear me?
09:44Can anybody hear me?
09:45Please respond.
09:46Come in, anybody.
09:48Anybody at all.
09:49Olly olly oxen free.
09:51Isn't there anyone who can help us?
09:53We're ready.
09:55We're ready.
09:55Yee-haw.
09:56Well, it seems we are the only ones left to repel this invasion.
10:01Good thing we got the Kiwi Kids.
10:03Get those defense shields up.
10:06I'll keep the shields up as long as I can.
10:09But you guys better do something fast.
10:15Sozo, launch the fighter jets.
10:18Launch the fighter jets?
10:19We don't have any pilots.
10:21Very well.
10:22Then activate the defense satellites.
10:25What do I know from defense satellites?
10:27I'm a farmer.
10:31Whoa!
10:35You guys better do something.
10:37Shields are down.
10:38To the laser cannon.
10:54Fire!
10:56Fire!
10:57Fire!
10:59Fire!
11:00Fire!
11:02Fire!
11:03Fire!
11:03You missed them!
11:04So did you...
11:06Fire!
11:08Fire!
11:12Fire!
11:14Fire!
11:15Fire!
11:17Fire!
11:19Fire!
11:31company they're knocking down the shields double bolt the hatches come on guys we'll
11:37get some weapons and hold them back long last fatal mountain is back
11:46we'll need a battering ram something incredibly thick hard
11:52for the cycle grip hold it right there harebrains
12:09bongo and sojo queen will be pleased to see you too take them
12:14take this
12:26hey
12:40what you can't do that sure i can the top secret hardware and systems could be pirated
12:47i gotta focus play some buzz no wait a second
12:54oh no destruct delay
12:57ooh
12:59you can't hold out forever buzz
13:10oh
13:22Do it, we wait, you.
13:37That was close.
13:39Waldo, must you make those rude noises?
13:44You can let go, Buzz.
13:45It's okay.
13:49Told you.
13:50Now I'm going to blow up.
13:52Wait, no fair.
13:58Hi, sweet.
14:07We never die.
14:09Give me a little quick.
14:11Hey, come on.
14:21Who's there?
14:22Where?
14:23Growl who?
14:28Hey, you thingos are not allowed in here.
14:31Get on.
14:31Told ya, Buzz.
14:32This place is being invaded.
14:34It's got to go up now.
14:36At last, the very heart of the Beta Complex is at my feet.
14:41And you're not allowed in here either.
14:43By come.
14:46We go gather up these humans.
14:49I'll deal with our metal planet friends.
14:51Hands up.
14:53Oh, no, I couldn't really.
14:55That's it.
14:56You tell them, boss, buddy.
14:59Oh, no.
15:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
15:09Oh, no.
15:17Wait, wait, wait.
15:18Wait, wait, wait.
15:20Whoa, whoa.
15:22Oh, no.
15:33Find something to fight with, Zozo.
15:36We'll have to make our last stand.
15:45Waldo, how about this, huh?
15:48Buzzbox.
15:49We wouldn't stand a chance with those oddball appliances.
15:54You probably take a size 42, Psycho Crypt.
15:57Fire them up.
16:07Defend yourselves, Legos.
16:48Go get those Kiwi Kids.
16:51I said hands up.
16:55No, really I can't.
16:59Hey, it's over.
17:20Good boy.
17:26Stand still and fight like a robot.
17:29Look out for that blue robot.
17:36I am in control.
17:48Oh, my.
17:50This guy is washed up.
17:55I'll take my leave of you now.
18:00But remember, you haven't seen the last of a Lazarus slave.
18:16This guy is out.
18:20Oh, wow.
18:21That was close.
18:23But, quick, this guy is out.
18:27This guy is out.
18:28Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
18:32Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
18:41Now!
18:44And stay out!
18:49Oh, thank you, Budslee and Peewee. Thank goodness, you're okay.
18:54We did it! We saved Vader Mountain!
18:57Oh, yeah? If my finger comes off this button, do you realize what will happen? Do you?
19:04Oh, my, my!
19:06The invasion has been repelled, Budslee. No need to blow up now. Thank you. Have a nice day.
19:12Yippee!
19:13Ha-ha!
19:16Mmm! How are you guys feeling?
19:19So-so, so-so.
19:21What happened?
19:22Oh, nothing special. We repelled a Flago invasion.
19:27Our central computer nearly blew us all to Kingdom Come.
19:31But Buzzwang saved the day.
19:33And we have to slay.
19:36Oh, my head.
19:38Rangers, would you kindly show our guests to the brig?
19:44Well, Buzz, I gotta hand it to you.
19:47Your BuzzBot saved the day.
19:49They're built tough to last.
19:59Looks as if their warranty just ran out.
20:01I guess $7 million doesn't buy what it used to.
20:06Buzz!
20:14And you say they were defeated by some new secret weapon?
20:18Yes, your highness, but luckily we were able to obtain one for us to study.
20:24Wonderful.
20:25We have Vader's newest secret weapon.
20:29The Andorian shuttlecraft is ours.
20:31And best of all, slay these out of my hair.
20:36All of our defeats should be this successful, your highness.
20:39How would you like to be fitted for a psycho crypt, you idiot?
20:46So, what does it do?
20:51Milk or cream, queenie?
20:53Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.
20:58Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.
21:00Do we scratch, would you know?
21:01Oh, my gosh.
21:03Oh, my gosh.
21:14Come on.
21:14I don't know.
21:14What do you think about it?
21:17There you go.
21:17No. No.
21:21No.
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