00:01In 2086, two peaceful aliens journeyed to Earth, seeking our help.
00:07In return, they gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive,
00:12allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:18We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies,
00:24courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice
00:28and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:32These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
01:05The Galaxy Rangers
01:07Hmm. Now flex it.
01:11Okay.
01:12What sort of toy are you kids playing with now?
01:15A phaser glove. It projects a phasing field which allows Zachary to pass his arm through any solid matter for
01:23the duration of the charge.
01:24Do it, Doc.
01:38Flux overload.
01:40Phaser discharge.
01:43Ah! Cover your eyes!
01:50Zach, are you all right?
01:52Yes, I'm fine.
01:54That's one way to reach through.
01:57Well, back to the old drawing board.
01:59Ah.
02:00Hyperwave signal coming through, Commander, from the planet Wall Cab.
02:04Greetings, Beta.
02:05Here, what seems to be the trouble?
02:07We have a problem here.
02:09The Queen is back.
02:11A fleet of Crown agents have initiated a full planetary search.
02:15They focused their search in our oceans.
02:17What are they looking for?
02:19The Stargate.
02:21Stargate?
02:22Legends tell of another universe that runs in parallel with ours.
02:26Stargate is a doorway to such a place.
02:29Where is the Stargate?
02:30The only man who claims to know is Captain Weege.
02:34We could discover incredible wonders in another universe.
02:38Or uncontrollable danger.
02:40Stargate represents immense power.
02:43We need your help.
02:45Nico, Doc, Goose, Zach, you'll head to Wall Cab.
02:49I want a full report.
02:50Let's go.
03:00Captain, we'll touch down on Birba's coordinates.
03:06Flying Sub and Dolphin team are ready, Captain.
03:09Are you sure you want the dolphins on this one?
03:11It could be dangerous.
03:13Dangerous by middle name!
03:15You haven't got a middle name.
03:16Prepare for drop.
03:20Flying Sub is go.
03:30Prepare for landing.
03:32Coordinate vectors plotted.
03:40Where's Weege?
03:42At least there's no evidence of Crown activity.
03:44Look alive!
03:45Oops!
04:02That was close.
04:03They weren't looking for us.
04:05What were they looking for?
04:07A certain Captain Weege is my guess.
04:14I am what I am.
04:17Captain Weege, my name is Nico.
04:20This is Doc Hartford and Captain Zachary Fox.
04:23We are the Galaxy Rangers.
04:25Galaxy Rangers?
04:27Ah, Cosmic Coppers!
04:28What do you know about Stargate?
04:31Stargate?
04:32Graveyard for Queen Crown and Copper.
04:35Listen to old Weege.
04:37It's ain't of this world.
04:38Go back and flash your badges at someone else.
04:41We didn't come all this way to hear that, mister.
04:45Leave Wall Cab before you stir up trouble.
04:48Uh, Captain, it's a little late for that.
04:51Don't move.
04:53In the name of the Crown.
04:55Weege, take cover.
04:57Weege don't hide from men of flesh nor iron.
05:01Something I can do for you tin cans?
05:03You are Weege, the Queen requests you accompany us.
05:08I'm busy.
05:09Gah!
05:12Alright, Weege will talk to your Queen.
05:14Ha!
05:15I fooled ya!
05:18Now!
05:24Oh!
05:25Oh!
05:26I really have seen it!
05:28Oh!
05:29Oh!
05:29Oh!
05:31Oh!
05:32Oh!
05:33Oh!
05:34Oh!
05:36Oh!
05:40Oh!
05:42You for looting cat!
05:45Weege!
05:47I'm busy!
05:49Oh!
05:50Oh!
05:50Oh!
05:53Oh!
05:59Oh!
05:59Oh!
05:59Oh!
06:02Oh!
06:03Oh!
06:04Oh!
06:05Oh!
06:12Oh!
06:14Oh!
06:16Oh!
06:18Oh!
06:19Oh!
06:20Oh!
06:21Oh!
06:22Oh!
06:22Oh!
06:24Oh!
06:26Oh!
06:27Now, ain't that a terrible oversight on my part?
06:41Does this tub do anything besides sink?
06:44Ahh! Sinking's fun.
06:47Weege, don't submerge.
06:51Since when does a star-faring captain give orders to a seagoan one on his own vessel?
07:06And now, you star-loving flat feet, prepare yourselves for a journey the likes of which you've never seen.
07:14You're actually taking this up underwater?
07:29It's so beautiful.
07:32Aye, Weege's world is beautiful.
07:36Almost as beautiful as the young Galaxy Ranger that brightens his boat.
07:41Smooth, baby.
07:44Goose, come in.
07:45I read you, Captain.
07:47Report!
07:52We have a fleet of crown subs spread out over a 400-kilometer radius.
07:57Where is this stargate anyway?
08:03Right through there.
08:07Oh, good!
08:09I thought it would be dangerous.
08:14Dolphin reconnaissance indicates a heavy minefield up ahead.
08:17Have your dolphins transmit minefield data.
08:20Stay close behind us.
08:22Goose, enemy vessels closing.
08:26Captain, we've picked up some company.
08:31My old hotspot can handle anything the Queen can put in its path.
08:35You can't navigate in a minefield.
08:38Watch me now.
08:46See you at 30 degrees.
08:48Horse.
08:58Oh lord.
09:04I'm so sorry.
09:05Oh lord.
09:17What are you up to now, Weege?
09:19You'll see. There's a good one.
09:24Captain Weege, I don't think you really want to take one home.
09:28It's not my home I'm interested in.
09:35Captain, tell your dolphin copper to follow me closely.
09:48Where are we?
09:51Captain Ranger, a world no man save Weege has looked upon in a millennium.
09:57A world as grand as any planet you could name.
10:01Send your man in the sardine camp into the hole along with his sardines.
10:07And tell him not to touch anything.
10:09Did you get that, Goose?
10:13Roger, Captain. I'm on my way.
10:24All right, Weege, what's your plan?
10:27Just wait and see.
10:31Uh, Weege, mind if I just sort of casually inquire, what are you doing?
10:37Keep your eyes peeled, Sawbones, or you'll never see another sight like it in your life.
10:44Hang on to your seats, laddies.
10:59Let me see that.
11:00Be my guest.
11:04Bye!
11:25What is this?
11:45Unbelievable!
11:46Where are we, Captain Weege?
11:48Hey, how can we be surfacing?
11:50We're a mile down.
11:51This is a secret lagoon.
11:57Fantastic!
12:11There's something messing up all my readout equipment.
12:14Goose, hold position at this entrance.
12:17Roger, Captain.
12:18Dolphins, fan out!
12:26I've never seen anything like it.
12:29An entire civilization untouched for millennia.
12:32Oh, what I wouldn't give to bring an archaeological crew here to explore.
12:37Civilization.
12:40We're here.
12:43Zachary, I'm getting a reading.
12:45Whatever it is, it's got my equipment going wild.
12:48Aye, it's there you'll find your Stargate.
12:51For all the good it'll do you.
12:53Get to the point, will you, Weege?
12:55We haven't got much time.
12:56That's just it.
12:57Time.
12:58A long time ago, creatures as evil as sin captured a point as small as an atom and as large
13:04as the universe.
13:06A paradox.
13:07A thing that cannot be understood.
13:09They captured it.
13:12And they broke through to the other side of reality.
13:15I hope you won't be offended, Captain, if I tell you that I think you are as loony as a
13:20March Hare.
13:21Calling Weege crazy don't change facts.
13:24Look.
13:27The Stargate source of doom for humans, wakabians, robots, queens, and Weege.
13:38Readings indicate incredible power surging.
13:40This is what the Queen has been looking for.
13:43We've got to find out what it is.
13:45Weege, have you got underwater gear?
13:48Aye, but I'm warning you, Captain.
13:50If you don't return in ten minutes, I'm leaving you here to feed the fishes.
13:54Or worse.
13:55Make it five.
13:58Goose, what's your status?
14:00Situation is stable.
14:02Stand by.
14:02We're going in to investigate the power source.
14:10By the way, Zachary, I brought the phaser glove.
14:14I thought that thing was blown.
14:16Some of the circuits were fused, but I think I've got it in working order.
14:20Bring it along, Doc.
14:22Maybe we can put it to some use.
14:32Weege, we're ready.
14:34Ready, Aria.
14:35For what it's worth, I wish you luck.
15:00This is the weirdest power flux I've ever encountered.
15:12Diko, get your laser cutter to work on that vault door.
15:15We won't need it, Captain.
15:33Atomic density is unbelievable.
15:35Almost as dense as a neutron star.
15:38How can it be floating?
15:40Look, there's a keyhole.
15:44Diko, can you sense anything?
15:46I'll try.
16:00Help, Abans, please.
16:03What is it, Niko?
16:05Help.
16:07You must be killed.
16:11Niko, break contact.
16:15Are you all right?
16:17Zach, the Stargate wasn't created to keep us from getting in.
16:21It was created to keep something from getting out.
16:25Something trapped, dying.
16:27There's a key inside to open this lock.
16:30Zach, can you get the key out?
16:33Doc, give me the glove.
16:35Doc, give me the glove.
16:35This is no sheetrock wall.
16:37That's an order, Doc.
16:44Niko, you'll guide me to the key.
16:48Once I have it, I'll bring it out.
17:01Zack, it's floating beyond your reach.
17:07I can't feel anything.
17:13At this, precious sight, almost.
17:17Soon we shall be free again.
17:24Something's got me.
17:25Zachary, pull out.
17:27Pull out.
17:28I can't...
17:41What's going on down there?
17:43Zachary's in trouble!
17:44He can't hear us! He's unconscious!
17:49Quickly...
17:49Enter the Flash!
17:53Goose, help us!
17:59Out of the way!
18:04I need life!
18:06I need life!
18:06I must be drunk!
18:13Zachary's unconscious, Goose!
18:15We can't pull him out!
18:16Goose, you've got to reverse the power source!
18:35Power Backlash!
18:43Let us out!
18:58This place is coming down.
19:00Grab Zack and let's get out of here.
19:25Fool Cosmic Coppers messing with forces, you don't understand?
19:30Goose, are you all right?
19:32I'm okay.
19:34How's Zackary?
19:36He'll be okay, but the phaser glove is locked.
19:46Let's fly!
20:12I hope you're satisfied that you've opened our universe
20:16to the horror.
20:18No, I didn't.
20:21Check it out.
20:23You got it, Zack.
20:26Our nation, they're locked out for good now.
20:29Good show, Captain.
20:31Could there be other Stargates?
20:33Not on this planet.
20:36Goose, meet you at the pick-up point.
20:38We're heading home.
20:39Roger.
20:39Well, Weege, what does the future hold for you?
20:45I'll live in the ocean and spend my days on the sea and wonder why you star lovers would
20:51ever want to circle around like idiots in the frozen block you call home.
20:55Listen, the lady here would like to let old Weege show her a bit more of his world.
20:59Well, he could give up his solitude for a while longer.
21:02Another time, Weege.
21:07Another time, Weege.
21:26But as we cover the countries, you will go into the ocean.
21:32This isn't what we are.
21:34We will go into the ocean, you will go to the ocean and die.
21:36If they do not provide the solution to oureta, we will go to our levels of Congress.
21:39Into this world of no danger they ride
21:46That galaxy of angels
21:48Hilled in the sky
21:50No guts, no glory
21:52No pain, no gain
21:57One for all, all the one
22:00Riding on the grave
22:02No guts, no glory
22:04Oh, take it to the same
22:09Ready to do it again
22:14No guts, no glory
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