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00:01Kiss, kiss, fall in love
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:09I see you come, I watch you go
00:12You never seem to leave me though
00:15So is this love or hate, we'll see
00:18You're making me crazy
00:20Inside my dreams, you're all I see
00:24Well, all I see is you and me
00:26Lady, maybe, or host, that's why
00:29I really don't mind
00:32If I am to choose a place
00:35In this garden of romance
00:38Maybe we could take this chance
00:41Maybe you're my last
00:44And I would like to buy
00:46A hand like yours to take mine
00:49And with one gift
00:51We could stop time and I fall in love with you
00:55Tomorrow's our way
00:58Let's place our hope into death
01:01Just you and me
01:02In our beautiful spring
01:05And we'll always fall in love
01:08Again
01:12Hey, hey
01:14Maybe you're my love
01:23Haruhi-chan
01:25Please come out and play
01:33Sorry, we have the wrong apartment
01:35Hey, hey, wait a second
01:39Don't act so traumatized
01:41Because you're seeing me without my makeup on
01:43Even trannies get stubble first thing in the morning
01:45Which is more than I can say for any of you
01:48You're so funny
01:52My dear Ronka
01:53I hope this day finds you in excellent health
02:07Ronka, please
02:07That's my head
02:09Oh, silly me
02:11I forgot my manners
02:12Please forgive my appearance
02:14It's so wonderful to see all of you
02:16Is Haruhi-chan here?
02:18I'm afraid not
02:19She's out with the girls today
02:20They picked her up this morning
02:22And you know women
02:22Heaven only knows when they'll be back
02:24So she's not home?
02:27Well, I guess Haruhi is entitled to spend time with her old friends from middle school once in a while
02:34I can't believe she has friends
02:36This is why I was against a surprise visit
02:38You know, come to think of it
02:40I'm not sure that I recognized any of her new friends
02:43But then again, you never can tell, can you?
02:45Haruhi always has made friends easily
02:47Just imagine it
02:49My little girl out and about with students from Lobelia Academy
02:53Did you say
02:56Lobelia
03:05St. Lobelia Academy
03:07High school's second year
03:08Benio Amakusa
03:11Lobelia
03:12Second year student
03:14Chizuru Maihara
03:17Lobelia
03:18And first year
03:20Kinako Suwabuki
03:22Lobelia
03:23Together we are St. Lobelia Academy
03:26Illustrious White Lily League
03:28Also known as
03:31The Zooka Club
03:40Lady Benibara, good morning to you
03:42Why, good morning, my dears
03:44You look ravishing
03:49I... I took it upon myself to prepare lunch for you today, Lady Benibara
03:54It's your favorite
03:55Little octopus-shaped cocktail weenies
03:58Thank you
04:00Oh, the irony
04:04Why, my dear, you're just as red and adorable as the octopus
04:07Could it be you wish for me to feast on you?
04:14Lady Benibara, I know it's here to be eaten
04:16Simmer down, people
04:18Keep your places in line
04:20Look at me
04:21Hey, I said no passion notes without permission
04:24Please remain calm, everyone
04:26Those in front crouch down
04:29Your fan club executives certainly run a tight ship
04:32They must be exhausted
04:34I don't envy them one bit
04:38Chizuru
04:39Where's our guest?
04:41In the changing room, of course
04:45How's that size?
04:49You're gorgeous, maiden
04:53I mean, Haruhi
05:00The Lobelia Girls Academy strikes back
05:04You look absolutely beautiful
05:07Seeing you
05:08You look like a princess
05:10Dream from the pages of a fairy tale
05:12Oh, my dear
05:14You and that uniform were destined for each other
05:17It's most befitting an innocent girl like you, yes
05:22One still unfamiliar with young love's first tender kiss
05:29Oh, no!
05:31What if the Zooka Club entices Haruhi to do something outrageously scandalous?
05:36Entices her?
05:37Something scandalous?
05:38Just suppose she's forced to kiss somebody
05:41KISS
05:46As I recall
05:47There was that dance party where...
05:52Aren't they a laugh?
05:54Just what exactly goes on at that host club of yours, Sue?
05:57Why, nothing that a loving father wouldn't approve of
06:05We must rescue Haruhi without delay
06:08You made it
06:09Hey, would you wait a minute?
06:12Stop it!
06:13Get off!
06:14Now hold on
06:14What is this?
06:15Could someone explain it to me?
06:17Cause one moment I'm on my way to the supermarket
06:20And the next I'm brought here
06:25I'll be back in a bit
06:27I'll be back in a bit
06:28Be careful!
06:33Target captured!
06:35Wait!
06:36What the?
06:37Wow!
06:38Lobelia!
06:42Good.
06:42Bring her in
06:43Roger!
06:46Hold on
06:47Where are we going?
06:51Where are we going?
06:53The three of you have about as much subtlety as the host club does
06:57How dare you, maiden?
06:59We are nothing like those idiots!
07:01Oh, forgive my outburst
07:03It's only natural for you to be upset after all
07:06In our haste, we whisked you away this morning in your nightshirt
07:09Those weren't pajamas, you know
07:11That happens to be the way I usually dress
07:13Does rudeness just come with the territory when you're rich?
07:17All theatrics aside, maiden
07:19We have a small favor to ask of you
07:21As you may know
07:22One of our responsibilities at the Zooka Club
07:25Is to arrange the regular performance of musical numbers and original plays
07:28Today is called a Pink Carnation Day
07:30When we celebrate the birth of the White Lily League's founder
07:33By putting on the most glorious production of the entire year
07:36We've been rehearsing non-stop in preparation for today's performance
07:41Tragically, the lead actress in our play was in a terrible accident and is currently in the hospital
07:45But even so, without her, you know what they say, the show must go on
07:49Which means
07:51This is your big opportunity to be a part of the theater!
07:55I can't
07:59Not a chance
08:03I'm sorry
08:09You would only have to memorize a handful of lines
08:12For most of the play, the character you'd be portraying is silent
08:16The role is actually more symbolic than anything
08:18She just stands there looking beautiful
08:21You can manage that now, can't you?
08:22We promise it'll be the easiest thing ever
08:24I'll let myself out
08:31Forgive me
08:32I will forever fall short of your legacy
08:35You must be so ashamed
08:37Oh, mother
08:38Benio
08:39Don't talk like that
08:40So then your mother
08:43Benio's late mother was a distinguished graduate of Saint Lobelia Academy
08:47Prominent in the White Lily League
08:49To this day, it's said no woman looks lovelier in men's clothing
08:53That's right
08:54To honor her, we celebrate Pink Carnation Day with the same flair for pageantry
08:59That made the woman's name synonymous with the Zooka Club
09:02Her whole life, Benio has dreamed of nothing more than to follow in her mother's footsteps
09:07If today's performance is cancelled, that dream will be dashed against the craggy shores of fate
09:16That sounds just awful
09:26If my daughter is held captive in there, I'm not going to sit back and do nothing
09:29But we have to play it cool
09:31The Zooka Club is ruthless
09:32Once you've become tangled in their web of lies, you could go bankrupt trying to get yourself out again
09:38How do you know so much, sir?
09:40Haruhi doesn't really seem like the type that would get involved with their kind
09:44You're right, but neither did Kotoko
09:47She'd always seem like she was such a strong woman
09:51Kotoko?
09:51Haruhi's late mother
09:52Someone she's always looked up to very much and unconsciously attempts to imitate
09:56There may be some connection between her and the infamous Zooka Club
10:01I was so blind then
10:02We were newlyweds and I was in love
10:06So what are we having for dinner, my reason for living?
10:09Miso soup with Mizashi and rice, sweetheart
10:12That's excellent! You both need your calcium!
10:14What's Mizashi?
10:16They're dried salted sardines
10:18Don't interrupt my flashback!
10:20One day, while cleaning, I discovered my wife's dirty little secret
10:25Huh? What?
10:29Her collection of Zooka Club memorabilia!
10:36What are we going to do?
10:37What if Haruhi wants to join the Zooka Club so she can be more like her mother?
10:41Is Haruhi-chan really going to go bankrupt?
10:43She's practically broke already!
10:46Oh, don't worry
10:47Our girl's worth a small fortune in cute
10:52I know I'm flat as a board
10:55But if you'll please just take pity on me
10:57That's even worse!
10:59Kalia, order us some Lobelia uniforms right now!
11:03We're going undercover!
11:04Overruled!
11:06Men who only dress in women's clothing recreationally are an insult to us professionals
11:11You don't want to insult me, do you?
11:13Do you?
11:15Now listen up!
11:17To infiltrate Lobelia, you'll have to do exactly as I tell you
11:22Exactly
11:24Um, can I get up now?
11:26Huh?
11:45Oh, Marianne!
11:46How many lonely nights have I prayed that we would be together again?
11:49And how many times have the powers that be demanded that we remain apart?
11:55That our love is forbidden
11:57Oh, my Lord Frederick!
12:01I'm slain by this fatal gunshot wound
12:04Alas, I'm to draw breath no more
12:06My Lord Frederick!
12:08Marianne, with your arms holding me close
12:11All this pain becomes naught
12:13I am overwhelmed with peace
12:17Lovely angel
12:18Your gaze is my paradise
12:21And you are the very image of my beloved mother
12:25This guy sure does talk a lot for someone who's supposed to be dying
12:29I wonder how long he can hold out
12:32He'd think there'd be time to get him a doctor or something
12:35My Lord Frederick!
12:39Can you see her? What's she doing?
12:42It looks as though she's playing the heroine of some sentimental tragedy
12:48But...
12:49My Lord Frederick!
12:51She sounds like a robot
12:53The boring daikon radish
12:56Even as her father, I can't stand this
12:58Someone please make her stop
13:00How many times is she going to repeat that line?
13:03I think she's about to start singing
13:05No! Her grades and music have always been absolutely awful!
13:10Here, in this moment
13:13I am losing nothing
13:17Even if you leave me
13:19I won't be alone
13:23Because love has taught me
13:26That this life is still worth living
13:29Empty skies above can't stop me
13:35Huh?
13:37Oh! I'm sorry!
13:39My foot got tangled up in the cord!
13:42Be careful!
13:47Countless...
13:48Ah, she's lip-syncing
13:49Lip-syncing?
13:51Hey, newbies!
13:52If you want to be part of the Binibara fan club
13:55You have to follow the rules!
13:56Now, up on your feet!
13:58To be a full-fledged member
13:59Your contact must be beyond reproach at all times
14:02Now, all together
14:03With enthusiasm
14:04Let me hear those fan club mantra
14:07Lady Binibara
14:08Please hang in there for your adoring fans today
14:11Lady Binibara
14:13You look magnificent
14:15Lady Binibara
14:17Please hang in there for your adoring fans today
14:19Okay, now that we're in
14:21What's the rest of your plan?
14:22Lend in!
14:23If you want to get close to the Zooka club
14:25You've got to prove you're a die-hard fan
14:27And watch yourself
14:28These girls get pretty competitive
14:30Even more than you could imagine
14:32Lady Binibara
14:32Please hang in there for your adoring
14:35Right! Let's give it a rest!
14:38Glad to have you, newbies
14:39What do you like most about Lady Binibara?
14:43Uh...
14:43Ha-ha! Only everything!
14:45The way she walks and sings
14:46And the way she looks in coattails
14:48Why even the shape of her head?
14:51He's a professional
14:53He's not blending in with the ladies
14:55Down to an art
14:56I'm just so excited to see the play
14:58It's supposed to be a tragedy
15:00It's called the Senorita's Love
15:02Lord Frederick fakes his own suicide
15:05As revenge against his father
15:06For coming between he and his lover Marianne
15:09But the gun he uses
15:10Supposedly filled with blanks
15:12Is actually filled with live rounds
15:14Oh, that's so terrible
15:15I have my suspicions about the girl playing Marianne though
15:19Whoever she is
15:21If she runs Lady Binibara's play
15:23Our very own Maiden Warriors will be waiting patiently in the wings to critique her performance
15:34If Haruhi has to put on a performance in front of these psychos, she'll be done for
15:38Don't beat the daylights out of her
15:41Haruhi!
15:42Don't you worry
15:44We're going to get her out of that place
15:53And yet
15:54Even as we speak
15:58The curtains rising is nearly upon us
16:03So, you've wormed your way in after all
16:06You vulgar incompetent host club
16:10My dears
16:11It's almost time
16:13Now I'm counting on you
16:14Remember, I want us to think of today as our audition for the Crimson Goddess
16:20Hold on
16:21Where'd Kyoya run off to?
16:24Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him in a while
16:27Hey look, he's up there!
16:31It is such an honor having one of the Otori boys dropping by to pay us a visit
16:35That jackass
16:38He moves quickly
16:40Very nice setup
16:42And that's the orchestra pit, I take it?
16:45That's right
16:46And just above that we have our fully equipped digital backdrop
16:49Here, let me show you
16:50We can project any high resolution image
16:53And use it as part of the scenery
16:54Without unnecessary set changes
16:56Isn't technology just amazing?
16:59Yes
17:00Yes
17:18At this point, we'll just have to rescue Haruhi mid-show
17:28Here's her entrance
17:30Mom
17:44Heavy!
17:46Your makeup's too heavy, honey!
17:49I can't bear to see her like this
17:52Enough!
17:53I'm getting her out of here right now
17:55Wait a minute
17:56Just look at her up there
17:58She's so much more radiant than she was in rehearsal
18:01Well, her cheeks are rosier
18:04That'd be the makeup
18:05And her skin looks like it's glowing
18:07That'd be the light
18:08You're right
18:09We can't interfere in the middle of her performance
18:11She's having the time of her life
18:14Let her have her moment
18:17We can sneak her out of here
18:19Afterwards
18:33Oh, my Lord Frederick!
18:37I am slain by this fatal gunshot wound
18:40Alas, I am to draw breath no more
18:42My Lord Frederick!
18:44Marianne
18:44With your arms holding me close
18:47All this pain becomes naught
18:49My soul is overwhelmed
18:51The kiss scene is coming up
18:53But the scene falls just short of their embrace, right?
18:55Of course
18:56Lady Benibata would never actually kiss her
19:00Kiss scene?
19:02In the senorita's love, Lord Frederick fakes suicide
19:06To take revenge against his father
19:08For coming between he and his lover, Marianne
19:15Hmm...
19:15Kiss scene?
19:17Revenge?
19:19Ah, and yet
19:21The love I bear for you
19:23And the desire I have for revenge
19:25Are not things which can so simply be
19:28Forgotten
19:28For...
19:35Senpai?
19:36And Dad?
19:45Right before his eyes, I'll steal your first kiss
19:49Huh?
19:51All for the sake of revenge
19:56No, Biddy Biddy Biddy, you can't really kiss him!
20:00Never in a million years will Daddy allow his Haruhi to be used in such a despicable way!
20:05Bring it!
20:07Victory is mine, you poor incompetent buffoon!
20:11Now behold what we embrace!
20:14Haruhi, my love.
20:17You're crazy, lady.
20:18Yes, please forward that photo to me immediately.
20:25Stop it! Get off me!
20:32Oh no!
20:34That picture is from the dance party.
20:39So, as you see, Haruhi's already had her first kiss.
20:44Haruhi.
20:46So is that what goes on in that degenerate host club?
20:49Hearing that from her transvestite father seems kind of ironic.
20:52You're going to explain this photograph to me right this instant, young lady!
20:59Maiden, you mean to tell me!
21:05Haruhi!
21:08Jump down!
21:10I'll catch you!
21:17No!
21:20Haruhi!
21:25I'm sorry, Senpai.
21:29Haruhi, how did you do this to your adoring father?
21:33Not so fast, Marianne.
21:36I must protect my Haruhi.
21:40Don't let her go!
21:42This is not over yet!
21:44I don't care how many kisses she's had, the next one will be mine!
21:49Yeah!
21:50Go ahead!
21:51All I wanted to do today was go shopping.
22:04I run and run a thousand miles
22:07And I am barely breathing
22:10Only the fuel of a passion heart
22:13Keeps this body strong and moving forward
22:17But could it be I found a place to rest
22:21How far until I'm okay
22:24Trees of the town reveal the time has come
22:27Once again to shift our shade and colors
22:31The world always changes around us
22:34But weakness will always remain
22:37Through all the pain
22:38Believe in who we are right here and now
22:43Raise one hand to the sky
22:44Raise them both
22:45Lift them high
22:46And you'll cut through the darkness
22:48Make it grow
22:49The time to start is now
22:53And I can show you how
22:57Start with me
22:58And the world will be
22:59Even bigger than ever before
23:05So, why did Hikaru and Kaoru join the host club?
23:08Because I, the host club king
23:10Personally scouted them out
23:11Don't get an ego or anything
23:12Next time, the door of the twins opened
23:15The Auron host club will be waiting for you
23:17We'll see you then
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