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00:00It's the worst day of my life.
00:02Or the best.
00:03You're famous.
00:04I'm confused.
00:05Did you get jaw surgery?
00:06Of course not.
00:07I did the gig for rent money and some doctor must have licensed my likeness.
00:10Do they do discounts for friends of the model because this mewing gum I bought is not working?
00:14This is bad.
00:15Now I'll never be taken seriously as an actor.
00:17And what if my parents see this?
00:18They still think I'm in med school.
00:20Your parents may not be psyched, but this could be your new thing.
00:22You could be jaw guy.
00:23A household name?
00:24Like Flo from Progressive?
00:26You know I had my first sex dream about Flo?
00:27She kept the apron on the whole time.
00:30I need this taken down immediately.
00:33Let us know how we can help.
00:40That's our friend!
00:51What?
00:52Nothing.
00:58You clearly want me to ask.
01:00Uh, AJ sent a funny meme to the Slack.
01:03But then immediately sent another one and it's like, slow down girl.
01:06Let them breathe.
01:07Hey, how's it going with her?
01:08Good.
01:08I've got a new angle.
01:09She respected me at work when I saved her ass on the yarn barn deal.
01:12Yeah, you didn't stop talking about it for days.
01:14Exactly.
01:14So, I'm leaning into being a source of wisdom and guidance until her brain tells her heart that she's in
01:19love with me.
01:20And you and I become Irish twins.
01:21I don't think that means what you think it means.
01:24It's two guys who have kissed the same girl.
01:25I'm Irish.
01:26Trust me.
01:33Hello.
01:34Matcha delivery.
01:35Austin.
01:36Hey.
01:37You know your fitting's not for an hour.
01:38Vanessa's still getting her vampire facial.
01:41Yeah, I was hoping that.
01:42I wanted to talk to you about the Albies.
01:44George Clooney's Humanitarian Awards.
01:45Are you going?
01:45Yeah, I'm presenting an award to the person who invented band-aids for different skin tones.
01:49And I need a stylist.
01:51Amazing.
01:52Vanessa will be thrilled.
01:53No, I mean, I want you to style me.
01:55Me?
01:56Yeah.
01:56I haven't really been happy with Vanessa since she put me in the same pants as Austin Butler at the
02:00Gotham Awards.
02:01Yeah, I know.
02:01But literally, no one noticed.
02:03Everyone noticed.
02:04Now I'm scared to wear pants to an awards show.
02:07I am so flattered that you asked me, but I cannot do that to Vanessa.
02:12And I'm not just saying that because I'm pretty sure she has cameras everywhere.
02:15Damn.
02:17Okay.
02:18Well, can you tell her to put me in something simple for Seth Meyers?
02:21I'm tired of being called Budget Harry Styles.
02:30I can't believe I'm spending 80 hours a week helping a concrete company buy a slightly smaller concrete company.
02:37You chose this life.
02:41Sarah Blakely's here?
02:42She founded Spanx.
02:43I want in on whatever that is.
02:45Too bad.
02:46Saved before you got here.
02:47There's no women on that team.
02:48Welcome to banking.
02:53Anyway, so we've engaged with Ellis and Grant and their client The Century loves you and is looking forward to
02:58joining the Spanx family.
02:59I filled my partners in on the acquisition and we're ready to go.
03:02Coffees are here.
03:03Sorry I'm late.
03:04When did we do a coffee run?
03:05Here's a cup for you, Ms. Blakely.
03:06Can I say, you're a business icon.
03:09Spanx revolutionized shapewear.
03:11AJ, stop.
03:12You're embarrassing yourself.
03:13This is AJ.
03:14She's our newest analyst.
03:16As you can see, you have a lot of fans in the building.
03:18Oh great.
03:19Is she also on the deal?
03:20Oh, no, no.
03:21Don't worry.
03:22AJ's great.
03:23So much.
03:23Promise.
03:24But only the most seasoned team for you.
03:26That's too bad.
03:26It would be nice to have a woman on this team.
03:28I agree.
03:29Consider it done.
03:30Well, hopefully with an extra set of hands on this deal it will get done soon.
03:33Don't worry.
03:34We won't let you down.
03:35You can take that to the bank.
03:36Our bank.
03:37Fischer Stassen.
03:41We are so fucked.
03:42Why?
03:42She seemed happy.
03:43Yeah, Sarah is, but the owner of the Century refuses to sell to Spanx if Fischer Stassen
03:47is a part of the deal.
03:48I don't know why their reps at Ellison Grant won't call me back.
03:50And Sarah doesn't know this?
03:51Of course not.
03:52I'm going to Ellison now to get answers.
03:53Everybody back to work.
03:55Alright.
03:55Spanx on me.
03:56Spanx on three.
03:59Talib.
04:02You wanted to see us, Wes?
04:04I have an assignment for you to.
04:06Yes, finally.
04:07Is it about microplastics?
04:09Macroplastics, trash islands in general.
04:11There's one out by Fiji.
04:12I would love to visit.
04:14No.
04:14This is much more important.
04:17I was doing my nightly review of how the show was received.
04:21And when I Googled myself, the first word that came up after my name was dead.
04:27Well, that's ridiculous.
04:29You're on TV every weeknight.
04:30That's what I thought.
04:31These people say it's a deep fake and there are tells.
04:35You never see my hands and I never turn my head.
04:37That's why you were gesticulating so much on air today.
04:39Oh my god, you're right.
04:40It's all over Reddit.
04:41They straight up think you're dead.
04:42People should be interested in me because of my accomplishments and what my apartment looks like.
04:46So, I have a task for you and for the health of the show.
04:51I need you both to dispel this rumor by Friday.
04:54Sir, you can't care what the internet thinks.
04:56This is a non-famous loser.
04:57I'm pretty well known in the youth squash world.
05:00Oh.
05:00We're on it.
05:01Right, Josh?
05:02Great.
05:03Oh, Paula, thank god.
05:04Did you hear?
05:04Yeah, you're dead.
05:05Come with me.
05:06It's time for your briefing.
05:07This shit never happens to Anderson Cooper and he actually looks like a ghost.
05:12Alright.
05:13Your blood pressure?
05:13My blood pressure's fine.
05:15So, I was thinking I'll take TikTok and Twitter and you do Reddit?
05:18I can't believe we have to convince crazy people.
05:20Our boss is alive.
05:21This is beneath us.
05:22I don't know, it's kind of a nice break from scraping sauce out of the microwave.
05:24Well, that at least solves a tangible problem.
05:26This is make work.
05:27Didn't your dad start in the mailroom and work his way up?
05:30How did you know that?
05:31I read his book.
05:32Technically his ghostwriter's book and it's mostly lies.
05:35Can we just do our job, please?
05:36Fine.
05:37Against doctor's orders, all the second cold brew and we'll go to battle with the internet.
05:47Hey everyone, listen up.
05:49Who here has a high powered lawyer parent?
05:50I'm dealing with a wild injustice and I need help.
05:53Mr. W, we are also dealing with an injustice.
05:55Beth, it's not that big of a deal.
05:57Sorry, what's happening?
05:58My mom worked really hard to get me, Sarah and Marina a chance to volunteer at the Cloisters Museum in
06:02Washington Heights on Thursdays.
06:04We get to deep clean centuries of dirt and grime and preserve the stone cloisters.
06:08Because any Ivy League college would clean their genes for that.
06:10Please don't say that to me.
06:11But now Marina wants to draw dragons instead.
06:14I'm gonna need more info here.
06:16I'm in a fantasy art class that meets on Thursdays.
06:18It allows me to explore my passion for drawing dragons, elves, trolls...
06:23Giants and tinkerbells and draculas, we get it.
06:26It's a betrayal, Mr. W.
06:27We do things as a friend group, no matter the sacrifice.
06:30I haven't seen my horse in forever.
06:33Okay.
06:34Fine.
06:35Great.
06:36Seems like you guys figured that out.
06:40Uh, back to my thing.
06:42No one here has a lawyer for a parent?
06:44I find that hard to believe.
06:45My dad practices property law.
06:47Alright, Sarah.
06:48I can work with that.
06:49How about I give you extra credit if you give me his number?
06:52What is it?
06:54The name is Chrysanthemum, but I might have signed up as Chris.
06:57C-H-R-Y-
06:58Oh!
06:58Great!
06:59See you soon.
07:00Who wants to work out with me at noon?
07:01I'm famously in a boot.
07:03I stand when my watch stands when you stand.
07:05That's my work out.
07:06Sorry, Padawan.
07:07I don't think today's the day to be sneaking out to exercise.
07:10Even if we'll be working out with Chris Lee, co-founder of the Century, the company we're trying to acquire?
07:14Uh, how do you know she'll be there?
07:17Well, first, I tried finding her mother.
07:19Turns out there are a lot of Shirley Lees.
07:21I had a very deep conversation with the wrong woman.
07:23Great gal.
07:24We're playing mahjong this weekend.
07:25So then, I hunted down Chris.
07:27Saw she works out in the East Village, posed as her to find out what class she's in.
07:30And lucky for us, she'll be there at noon.
07:32Wanna come?
07:33Okay.
07:33I can see you're excited, AJ, but we don't stock the major players in deals.
07:37And Bill told us to hold tight.
07:39This is me holding tight.
07:41I'm keeping busy while holding tight.
07:43Delete, back me up here.
07:44Can you tell her I'm right and smart?
07:45You were wrong.
07:46And stupid.
07:47Bill once followed a client to Hawaii on his vacation to close the Wetzel's pretzel sale of 2022.
07:53You don't get trophies like these without taking some risks.
07:56Don't listen to Delete.
07:57Bill is gonna kill you.
07:58I appreciate your worry, but it'll be fine.
08:01Let's get you that platinum girdle.
08:04Today's technically my rest day, but...
08:06Okay.
08:15Sorry, Kel.
08:16I'm a land use attorney.
08:18Any chance your ad happens to be on disputed land?
08:20Maybe.
08:21Are the East 30's disputed?
08:23Sorry.
08:23I don't think I can help you.
08:24I mostly do zoning appeals and divorces, and this sounds like neither.
08:28Damn it.
08:29Oh, listen.
08:30I've been considering a chin-in plan.
08:32How do you like yours?
08:33I didn't get one.
08:34You don't have to be defensive.
08:35It looks very natural.
08:36Whoever did it.
08:38Goddammit, are you kidding me?
08:40I got you.
08:46Is all this going to Goodwill?
08:47No.
08:48I have a fitting for Adrian Brody.
08:49One of these is all scarves.
08:51Shit.
08:52Vanessa says Adrian wants snacks.
08:53I have to go.
08:54Okay.
08:55Can I help you?
08:56No, no, no.
08:56I'm good.
08:56I'm good.
08:57I'm good.
09:02Not now.
09:12I'm losing my mind.
09:14Can I take a bullet again?
09:15Finally, yeah.
09:16Tied to the tracks of the same routine.
09:18Bottle of the world I used to dream.
09:21Days are all tired.
09:22Clean of my mind.
09:23I cut the knot, but I can't think.
09:25Really?
09:27I just want to live my life.
09:36Just one more throw.
09:45Hi, Vanessa, the setup is complete.
09:48Okay.
09:48Well, change of plans.
09:49I don't love the studio lighting.
09:51We're moving everything to his loft.
09:53Now.
09:54Okay.
09:55Got it.
10:20Oh god, she's good at this.
10:23Am I doing your head?
10:24I feel like I'm thrusting off B.
10:25I don't know.
10:26We shouldn't even be here.
10:28If this scares her off, we will be so fucked.
10:31And Bill will definitely fire us.
10:33Don't worry.
10:34If this goes south, I'll take all the blame.
10:36Why are your shorts so small?
10:38They didn't have my size.
10:39And they're cutting off my most vital circulation.
10:49Wow, tough class, huh?
10:51I get why we signed that waiver.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Wait, um, we only took this class so that we could meet you.
10:58Sorry, I'm married and not into that.
11:01No, god, no.
11:03I'm AJ, this is Davis.
11:05We work at Fisherstassen.
11:06And we wanted to find out why you don't want us rubbing Spanx.
11:09Wow.
11:10You were embarrassingly bad in a class just to meet me?
11:12I feel like we kept up.
11:14Yeah, everybody knows the more muscle you have, the more you sweat.
11:15Well, I appreciate your hustle.
11:18And just so you know, I have no issue with Fisherstassen.
11:22I just can't stand Bill Gibson.
11:25Bill?
11:25Why Bill?
11:26Back in business school, he was a guest speaker.
11:29And during the Q&A, I pitched him my dream of turning my mother's girdle company into an e-tailor.
11:34I believe Bill's exact words were, girdles?
11:37Gross.
11:38No one wants to think about that.
11:39I love that guy.
11:41So that's why I refused to work with Fisherstassen.
11:44But it's not just Bill.
11:45There is a much larger team, like us, who are dying to make this happen.
11:49Come in for one meeting, hear our offer, and if you don't want to work with us, at least you
11:54can tell Bill to go fuck himself, right?
11:57Fine.
11:58One meeting.
12:00Size up your shorts.
12:05What the hell was that?
12:06What? I'm saving the deal.
12:07You can't throw Bill under the bus.
12:10I didn't throw him under the bus. I threw him on a pile of money.
12:12And I'm trying to throw you on a pile of help.
12:14I don't need your help. I got her to consider coming back.
12:16All you did was complain you don't know where your pelvic floor is.
12:19Well, I just learned about it today.
12:21And it looks like you got this all figured out without my advice or input.
12:24So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find a pair of scissors to cut myself out of these
12:28shorts.
12:53Hey, do you like the stylist, Erin Walsh?
12:56She's great.
12:57Why do you ask?
12:59I told you, I'm not happy with Vanessa.
13:01I'm looking for a new stylist and you won't do it, right?
13:04Don't forget to pick up cat food.
13:19Morning, beautiful.
13:21Cal, keep in common.
13:22I was up till three convincing incels on the internet that my boss is alive.
13:26Oh, look who's dressed up nice for his work crush.
13:29It's for a meeting, not AJ.
13:31I don't even know if I still like her anymore.
13:33What? Why?
13:33She's assertive and taking control of everything on this deal.
13:37She's not following protocol.
13:38Is it working?
13:39I guess, but that's not the point.
13:41So she's just good at her job?
13:42Yeah, but I want her to be good at her job in a way that's still, like, sweet and cute
13:46and nice.
13:47Hey man, you sound sexist.
13:49Sexist?
13:50Me? I love women. All I've ever wanted to do was marry one and make her my princess.
13:54It still doesn't sound good, man.
13:56I'm telling you, I love women. Their brains, their faces, their boobs.
14:00Who could that be this really?
14:01Oh, but it's my laundry service. I don't know how to get the shirts so flat.
14:05It's like they make 25 shirts look like a piece of paper.
14:08Oh, Mr. and Ms. Washington. Nice to see you.
14:11Kelechi Washington. What is this?
14:13Okay, Mom, I can explain.
14:14Our neighbor recognized you and sent us this ad.
14:17Shelly, the one who's always bragging about her dentist son.
14:20Why would you need to get jaw surgery?
14:22I didn't get surgery. I just did the photo shoot for money.
14:24But medical school gives you a stipend.
14:28I quit med school.
14:29Why would you do that?
14:31Josh and Davis told me to.
14:32What? No, I didn't. Lies.
14:33Okay, okay, I'm sorry. The truth is, I don't want to be a doctor.
14:37It doesn't make me happy.
14:39I want to be an actor.
14:40An actor?
14:42Lord help me.
14:43Boys, excuse us for a second.
14:45Are we accomplices if he dies?
14:46My alibis were at the gym doing an early morning lift.
14:49Yo, we talked about this.
14:50I thought you decided acting was more of a side hustle.
14:52Like how Idris Elba DJs.
14:54It was.
14:54But I hated every second of med school. I couldn't take it anymore.
14:57When I'm acting, I feel like I'm alive.
15:00You know who feels alive? The patients of doctors.
15:03He does.
15:03I promise, Mom, you'll see that this is a good thing.
15:06No, I never will.
15:08Let's go, Clarence.
15:10You want me to take you to Williams-Sonoma to relax?
15:12This calls for ABC carpet and home.
15:22This is impossible.
15:24When I say Wes is alive, everyone online piles on me and says I've been red-pilled.
15:27I found the key to changing people's comments is to adopt the persona of someone who used to believe the
15:31conspiracy but changed their mind.
15:33I used to think Wes was dead, but I went through a show frame by frame and that tight little
15:38body's 100% alive.
15:40Why is your persona so horny?
15:41It's the internet.
15:42I decided that Ginger Stevens' boy mom is a sassy mother of three reclaiming her sexuality.
15:48Okay.
15:48Well, could you help me?
15:49I've just been copying and pasting your fucking wrong-he's-alive-you moron with my fake account.
15:54Let me see.
15:59Oh, God, no, Josh, that's not your fake account. You're posting with your real name.
16:02No, I'm not. I toggled over to Philip Rothstano, too.
16:04No, you didn't toggle.
16:05Oh, God. Delete, delete.
16:07It's too late. People are already commenting.
16:08I looked up Josh Titlebaum. He's a PA on the show. The Conspiracy is real. Oh, no.
16:12What do we do?
16:13Just delete it before anyone else notices.
16:15What have you done?
16:22Hey, you two. In my office.
16:31You approached Chris Lee?
16:33Sir, I tried to tell AJ that it was a bad idea, and that's not how we should-
16:37Shut up. The details will only make me mad. What matters is that they are coming in today, and I
16:43will take it from here. Good job.
16:47Thank you, sir.
16:48AJ?
16:49You know you're gonna have to apologize.
16:51Apologize? For what?
16:53The reason they wouldn't come in is you were incredibly belittling to Chris 15 years ago.
16:59What? Why would I be belittling to her? She's nothing.
17:02You spoke at her college and said, quote,
17:06Girdle's gross. No one wants to think about that.
17:10Okay. I mean, I probably did say that, but I'm not apologizing for something I barely remember.
17:15And nor should you, AJ.
17:17Bill, if we want to save this deal-
17:19I'm sorry, we? You do one good thing, and we work for Fisher-Stassen and whatever your last name is?
17:24You know it's Pascarelli.
17:29Bill, what I think-
17:30Don't speak for me!
17:31Don't speak for her!
17:32What do you think will have worse long-term effects? You blowing a $50 million deal on a point of
17:36pride, or saying one, I'm sorry, for something you did?
17:46Fine. I don't have time for this. I will apologize. Now get out of my office.
17:51Okay, but I have one more idea.
17:53Oh, God. Are you fucking kidding me?
17:58Fucker! Fucker!
17:59Oh, my God.
18:01You always seem to have your hands full. Here, let me help.
18:05Um...
18:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're pairing the wine-colored shoes with the maroon. Stop.
18:09Sorry.
18:10It's okay.
18:12I just can't keep defending this stupid job to my parents.
18:16Vanessa makes me crush Rosanax into a Red Bull.
18:18It's just as humiliating as they think it is.
18:20You wouldn't get it. You're a parent's dream.
18:23Oh, no, not anymore. I told my parents I quit med school to pursue acting.
18:28Well, I know immigrant parents, and I'm scared for you.
18:31Yeah, no, they did not take it well.
18:33But I'm impressed.
18:34It takes a lot to do what you want, despite what others think.
18:38Yeah?
18:38Yeah. I think you made the right choice.
18:42Are you serious?
18:44Those are not the same shoes. Are you blind?
18:46Your job is very difficult.
18:52If this doesn't work, you're fired.
18:54Relax. It's gonna work.
18:59It's gonna work, right?
19:00I don't know.
19:02But dry your hands before greeting the clients.
19:06Charlie, Chris, welcome. Come on in.
19:16I'm Bill, and this is my team.
19:18I know who you are. My daughter has told me everything.
19:21I understand. And that was long ago. You know, often times things can be misconstrued as offensive when-
19:28You know, let me start over. What I said was wrong. And stupid.
19:33Oh, and rude. Obnoxious. Sexist.
19:35Uncalled for. Am I missing anything?
19:37No. But I would say rude.
19:40Again.
19:41Say it again.
19:41Rude.
19:42Say it again.
19:43Rude.
19:44Rude.
19:45You're right. You had a brilliant idea. And I didn't see it because I was an asshole. And I am
19:50sorry to use that language, but it's true.
19:53We want the best for this entry. Because your product is the best.
19:57And how would you even know that?
20:03I promise you, we'll structure the deal so it supports you. As much as this girdle supports me. And us.
20:12Though I should have gone a size up. I, too, have been snatched.
20:21Okay. Let's talk.
20:26Congrats. You legitimized this conspiracy with your incompetence. My hairstylist, Marie, quit. She says she does not mess with ghosts.
20:34She gave me this rosary.
20:35I am so sorry, Wes. I did not take this as seriously as I should have. But I think I
20:39might know how to fix this.
20:40In ninth grade, I was 5'2", and everyone called me Natalie Portman.
20:43Funny. But what's the point?
20:44The point is, the only way I survived until I got my HGH injections was by joining in on the
20:49joke. I went as Black Swan for Halloween. It was epic.
20:51And the jokes lost all their power. You just have to be so confident that you think all of this
20:56is funny.
20:57I'm not confident. And I hate this.
20:59Sir, I think Josh is right. I think the only way to fix this is to fake it till you
21:03make it.
21:05What do you idiots have in mind?
21:10Good evening. Before we begin with the news, I would like to address the online rumor that I am dead.
21:18It's true. I died celebrating Simone Biles' 2024 Olympic all-round gold medal.
21:24And have haunted these halls ever since.
21:27I thought coming out as gay would be the defining moment of my career, but no.
21:33It's coming out as a ghost.
21:36Boo.
21:38Here is tonight's top story.
21:40Yes!
21:44I wanted to check in to see how classes are going.
21:47Maybe we could debrief over a wine tasting or ice skating in Central Park.
21:51Please, can't I just show up late?
21:53No, that's it!
21:54We tried to be nice, Marina, but fantasy art class is stupid.
21:57Yeah, so what? Are you gonna be an illustrator and hang out with the artsy girls?
22:01You can't pull off overalls.
22:02I was thinking more storyboard artists, but okay. I'll talk to my mom.
22:07Hey!
22:08No one's talking to their mom.
22:10Whoa. That was loud, Mr. W.
22:12Yeah. Well, people shouldn't have to choose between friends and family and doing what they love.
22:17He's right, girls.
22:18But what Marina loves is lame.
22:19No, it's not. It's her passion, which is a beautiful thing to foster.
22:24Come on, Marina. Show us some of those cool drawings.
22:28Jesus Christ.
22:29Those are very detailed.
22:31But that's blood tooth fire bones.
22:33He looks scary, but he's actually nice.
22:36Huh? Cool.
22:38Point is, if drawing freaky little dragons makes Marina happy, you guys should support her.
22:48If Marina gets out of volunteering, then I want to go see Sonora.
22:52That's my horse.
22:53If he doesn't recognize me, I'll die.
22:56Fine. We'll all do our own thing on Thursdays.
22:58More removing grime from an ancient religious pillar for me.
23:03I drew one of you, Mr. W.
23:07Look, she has you eating a burrito.
23:09I love burritos.
23:11Our similarities are endless.
23:13It's almost spooky.
23:13Spooky.
23:21Hey.
23:22Hey.
23:24I'm sorry I doubted you.
23:25I mean, you clearly knew what you were doing.
23:28And if I had known about your arrhythmia, I wouldn't have dragged you to that workout class.
23:31Yeah, I was touch and go there for a minute.
23:37Anyway, I guess I'm a little intimidated by you.
23:39I mean, you just go for things.
23:42I do.
23:43It doesn't always work out.
23:45Like my One Direction tattoo.
23:47You want to go for a celebratory drink?
23:50You know, with the team? Or us?
23:52Yeah, I think I've got to stay and work.
23:54I still have a concrete company to buy.
23:57Ah, yeah.
23:58I get why they picked you, though.
23:59Because you rock, lady.
24:01Because of the concrete.
24:02And because...
24:05Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
24:12Got a solo.
24:14Sorry, it's hard for me to hit the brakes.
24:23I was wrong. Capable ladies are the shit.
24:34One sec.
24:38I can't believe Wes hugged you.
24:41It's getting a little different now that I realize how shallow he is.
24:44How did you not know that?
24:46I guess I thought he was a titan of journalistic integrity.
24:49He's won Pulitzers, exposed corruption.
24:51He didn't do that.
24:52Paula did.
24:53Wes is a great anchor, but Paula's the one who gets everything done.
24:57Wow, I had no idea.
24:58Most people don't.
25:02All right.
25:03No.
25:04Good night, Joffrey.
25:15You found me in my room for a moment.
25:17Hopefully, I think...
25:20Hello?
25:22Oh, hey.
25:23Oh, God.
25:27Is this what happens when you style yourself?
25:29Yeah, I'm doing a camera test for the new Sofia Coppola film.
25:32I'm playing George Washington.
25:33Okay, Silver Fox.
25:35Yeah, Sofia's a genius.
25:37I mean, no one's ever done a film about the Revolutionary War where everyone is hot.
25:41What's up?
25:43I wanted to tell you that I changed my mind.
25:46I'd love to style you for the Albies, but I need to be the one to tell Vanessa.
25:49Oh, yeah, of course.
25:50I mean, this is bloody brilliant.
25:52Thank you so much.
25:53I promise I will not let you down.
25:56Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
26:04Careful.
26:05Remember the professional boundary?
26:08Yeah.
26:11Well, I should start prepping.
26:29I, uh, wanted to ask about some of the deal points.
26:32Spanx agreed to a limited escrow.
26:33Will Rep's insurance cover the rest?
26:35And then non-compete...
26:37What?
26:37Are you mad about the way I spoke to you today?
26:39Because it was the only way to make you understand...
26:42No.
26:44No, I just, uh...
26:46I think you're really good at this job.
26:52It's not just me, everyone pulls their own weight.
26:58What?
26:59Why do you keep smiling?
27:02It's nothing.
27:03Nothing.
27:04What?
27:05No, no, come on.
27:06I have to know or I will spiral thinking up bad things.
27:09I just...
27:11I just really want to kiss you right now.
27:18Under lights the road.
27:21Blacktop rolling under God.
27:29Now we're dancing close.
27:31One to one as I bow...
27:33I should hang home.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Yeah.
27:35Yeah, good idea.
27:36Yeah.
27:37Sleep.
27:37Yeah.
27:39One to one you sway...
27:41Yeah, you know what?
27:42You go ahead.
27:43Yeah, I'll just hang back and, uh, take the stairs.
27:45Good night!
27:46Yup.
27:46Good night.
27:56Oh, thank God you're home.
27:57Big news.
27:58I decided to style Austin for the Albies myself.
28:02What?
28:02That's amazing!
28:03I'm so proud of you!
28:05Why are you so sweaty?
28:06And are you missing a shoe?
28:08I am.
28:08I just ran all the way home from work.
28:10What?
28:11Why?
28:11Are you okay?
28:12I just kissed my boss and he kissed me back.
28:14What?!
28:15Wait, so tell me exactly what happened.
28:18And as your horny friend, please do not leave out any details.
28:21It was so hot.
28:22But also restrained.
28:23Which made it even more hot.
28:24He has these soft lips and just a hint of stubble and his hands were on my waist.
28:28And then you had sex on his desk.
28:30Did you push all the papers onto the floor?
28:32I've always wanted to do that.
28:33Bill doesn't have anything on his desk.
28:35His aesthetic is more minimalist.
28:36That's not the detail I wanted clarified.
28:38Did you have sex?
28:39No!
28:39Of course not!
28:40This was all a huge mistake.
28:42I can't have sex with a co-worker, let alone my boss.
28:44Well, can I have sex with him?
28:46He's so hot.
28:46Abby!
28:47Fine.
28:48So what are you going to do about it?
28:49The mature thing.
28:50Hmm.
28:50Pretend like it never happened until we both forget about it.
28:53Is that the mature thing?
28:54No, but in my defense, leave me alone.
29:03Hey, do I know you from somewhere?
29:06No, I don't think so, man.
29:07You're the jaw surgery guy.
29:10Look, that was just a one-off thing.
29:11I'm more focused on acting.
29:13How much longer do you think we're going to have to wait?
29:15Oh, that's the fun thing about open casting calls.
29:17Could be two hours.
29:19Could be twelve.
29:20What?
29:20How do you live like that?
29:21Is that normal?
29:22If you don't have an agent, it is.
29:24That's terrible.
29:25Not really.
29:25I've been a corpse on every law and order.
29:27I love it so much.
29:28The hardest part is not smiling when they're banging up my body.
29:32Okay, that's it.
29:33Spots have been filled.
29:34You can go home.
29:35Wait, wait, wait.
29:36What?
29:36I've been here since five a.m.
29:38Well, now you know to get here earlier.
29:41Hey, I see a lot of myself of you.
29:44You want to go get a bite?
29:45Krispy Kreme is bogo today.
29:47Let's buy one.
29:48Get one.
29:49I need an agent.
29:52Hey, are you good, man?
29:53You didn't order breakfast this morning.
29:55Yeah, no, I had a donut with my future self at 8 a.m.
29:58I don't want to talk about it.
29:58Okay?
30:00Ah!
30:00Fruit is disgusting.
30:02Josh, give me your extra sandwich.
30:03No, fatty.
30:04This is for Paula.
30:05I need her to like me.
30:05Why do you care what your mean boss thinks?
30:07Doesn't Wes already love you?
30:08Wes only likes me because of my last name.
30:10Paula can make me better at my job.
30:12I've tried everything to win her over.
30:14I'm always the last one to leave.
30:18Hey, have your male loneliness epidemic somewhere else, please.
30:22I always replayed her lunch order, so it looks really nice.
30:25Got your soup.
30:27Where the hell am I supposed to put that?
30:29I mean, honestly, Brandy Carlyle walked so Phoebe Pritchers could run.
30:33I mean, how many petitions do I have to sign before she gets the Vegas residency she deserves?
30:38Hmm.
30:41Wait, so her saying, huh, is a good thing?
30:43It's great.
30:44Anything that's not an insult is an improvement.
30:46My guy's like a parasite, worming his way into people's hearts.
30:49I think I'm one thoughtful gesture away from becoming a respected subordinate.
30:53I'm sorry, Cal, is my quest for career advancement boring to you?
30:56Dude, these cattle calls are killing me.
30:58I need to get an agent to get a role and then win my parents back.
31:01Are they still not talking to you?
31:02No, that's why I need to get cast in something as soon as possible.
31:05Well, dude, I don't know about your business, but in mine, it is all about networking.
31:09Okay, but how? I don't have a network.
31:11Dude, you gotta work every angle.
31:13I belong to ten gyms, three bathhouses, and a nail salon near work where the ladies be talking.
31:17Often about things I don't understand.
31:19But one day, I'll learn what a bluff is.
31:32Morning, Paula.
31:32I got you a breakfast sandwich.
31:35Oh, good. It's cold and wet. Did you also find it on the ground?
31:38Paula, we need to replace my new hair woman.
31:40Cynthia talks about her stepkits too much.
31:43Just put my hair system on in silence. Is that so hard?
31:46Set up some interviews for tomorrow.
31:48Unfortunately, I have my annual endocrinologist appointment tomorrow.
31:51I don't need to hear the details of your woman problems.
31:54How is diabetes a woman problem?
31:56It's inside your guts and stuff.
31:59I'm sorry. No one hates missing work more than I do, especially when it means sitting on a train for
32:03three hours to Dr. Murph's clinic in Long Island, which is the only place that can fit me in.
32:08Fine. I don't want to think about it. We can meet the replacements on Monday. Call their references and see
32:12how much they yap.
32:15Can you throw this out for me, please?
32:25Hi. I finished re-steaming that sweater for the third time. Do you have a minute to talk?
32:29Go ahead.
32:31Vanessa, working with you has been a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. You are a legendary stylist.
32:42But the time has come for me to...
32:45I want to...
32:46Okay, sorry. What's going on?
32:48I'm making a tribute video for my cat, Azadean's memorial service.
32:52He's dead, by the way.
32:54Oh! I'm so sorry.
32:57You're having a memorial service for your cat?
32:59Sorry. It's close friends only.
33:02I mean, St. Patrick's Cathedral can only hold so many people, but...
33:05He deserved it. He was so special.
33:08Designer tabby with the smile of an angel.
33:11Yes, I remember.
33:13He was so sweet.
33:15No. He was psychotic.
33:17But he was my best friend.
33:18We'd both grown immune to the same antidepressants together.
33:22Maybe we can talk about this later.
33:24No, you know what? I could use a little cheering up.
33:26You were saying that I'm a great stylist?
33:28Yeah, that's it.
33:30You're a great stylist.
33:31And I'm sorry for your loss.
33:35Okay, I need you to write his eulogy for me and then overnight his ashes to the cloning lab.
33:39Chop chop!
33:40That means now.
33:42No stammering. Just keep moving.
33:46I just have to ask my dad something real quick before we go to Sweetgreen.
33:49Whoa, this view is sick.
33:52Your dad knows so many celebrities.
33:54Wait, why is there a photo missing?
33:55Oh, I think he'll beat the charges, but why risk it?
33:57Hi, David Teitelbaum.
33:59I'm Elena. I work with your son.
34:01Well, Josh, he's told me about you.
34:02You know, Latin America is one of our fastest growing...
34:05Dad, stop.
34:05I came by to see if you could pull some strings to get a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
34:10Is your bowel impacted again?
34:12No!
34:12No.
34:13No.
34:14It's for my boss, Paula.
34:16She's had trouble finding an endocrinologist in the city.
34:17Say no more, I'll have my assistant Martinez set it up with Dr. Chen.
34:20Great.
34:21Thanks, Josh.
34:23Can I just say, I heard your interview with Terry Gross and I thought you made great points
34:27about media consolidation.
34:28Really?
34:28I actually got a lot of blowback after that interview.
34:30Yeah, well, the NPR audience can be an echo chamber, but I don't think people should
34:33hide from opinions that differ from their worldview.
34:36That gets us nowhere.
34:37Well, that's exactly what I yelled at Terry after the interview.
34:40Hey, it's great to meet you.
34:42If you ever need anything, my door is open.
34:44Okay.
34:48Sorry if that was a weird way to meet my dad.
34:50You did great.
34:51So, you talked to your dad about me.
34:53I just said that I work with this really annoying girl and her only redeeming qualities
34:58that she's pretty cute.
35:00Ah, well, I totally get it.
35:02Meldred in accounting looks really good for night.
35:05Yeah, but I could never get her.
35:07Would you want to hang out later?
35:10Yeah, I would.
35:23Hey, dipshits.
35:24Stop using shades of green for all the pitch books.
35:27What am I, a fucking leprechaun?
35:28Do we need to go over the color wheel?
35:29No, sir.
35:30Sorry, sir.
35:31Calm down.
35:32Just fix it.
35:37Hey, guys.
35:38Let's shape up.
35:42Hey.
35:44You quit Vanessa yet?
35:46No, and that's not why you're calling.
35:47How is it going with your sexy boss?
35:49The, uh, client is acting completely normal.
35:53Not a glance.
35:54Nothing.
35:54It's like we're in line at the DMV.
35:56Great.
35:57That's exactly what you wanted, right?
35:58Right.
35:59Except it's so normal, it's also maybe hurtful.
36:02It's starting to feel crazy.
36:04Like, did it even happen?
36:05It's a little soon to start questioning reality.
36:07It's been less than a day.
36:09You know.
36:11Ah!
36:12Gotta go.
36:13Oh, no.
36:14What?
36:15Did Patagonia sell out of quarter zips?
36:16No.
36:17Worse.
36:17I'm on Fisher Trashin'.
36:19Oh.
36:19Sorry.
36:20What is Fisher Trashin'?
36:21It's an Instagram account.
36:23They post dirt about Fisher Stassen employees.
36:25And once a month, they post a worst offender.
36:27It looks like somebody anonymously submitted Davis.
36:30Anonymous, my ass.
36:31I know exactly who wrote this.
36:33Love terrorist.
36:34What did you do?
36:35Oh, I don't know.
36:36Tried to be a gentleman.
36:37And what does that mean?
36:39Well, I hooked up with this analyst named Madison a couple of times.
36:42But, when it ran its course, I took her to a very classy omakase meal, and I told her
36:46that I no longer wish to continue our casual sexual courtship.
36:49That doesn't sound that bad.
36:51That's like the ideal way to get dumped.
36:52But people are just gonna assume I'm a bad guy.
36:55And I'm so not a bad guy, AJ.
36:57I'm a romantic.
36:58Like Hugh Grant in Notting Hill.
36:59Or Ryan Gosling in The Notebook.
37:01What other famous leading men are you like?
37:03Don't be a bitch, Jocelyn.
37:04You know I treat women well.
37:06Talib.
37:06No.
37:07You have to talk to Madison for me.
37:08She blocked me.
37:09I stay out of the drama.
37:10It's not for me.
37:11Yes, but I need her to take it down.
37:13Jocelyn?
37:14You literally just called me a bitch.
37:22I'll do it.
37:23What?
37:23Are you sure?
37:25Yeah, I got this.
37:25I'm a girl's girl.
37:26Are you?
37:27Because you seem more like a guy's girl with no guy friends.
37:29Just shut up and let me help you.
37:30I can do it.
37:32And I could use a distraction.
37:35Okay.
37:36Thanks.
37:42Wow.
37:43You look so good.
37:44And just to be clear, that is a compliment to myself.
37:47Are you sending pictures to my social media guy?
37:49He'll tag you in the post.
37:50No, no, no.
37:51Don't tag me in anything.
37:52I just, I haven't told Vanessa yet.
37:54Friggin' Azzedine.
37:56Okay.
37:56Well, you're all set for tonight.
37:58Just remember to keep your poses simple on the red carpet.
38:01Show them.
38:04What is that?
38:05I never really know what to do with my hands.
38:06No, no, no.
38:07No finger guns.
38:08No thumbs.
38:09What are you doing?
38:09Are you holding up oranges?
38:10It's corny.
38:11Just act normal.
38:14Yeah.
38:15Sure.
38:15You got it, boss?
38:18Okay.
38:19Well, I have to go write a cat eulogy now.
38:22But good luck tonight.
38:24And if George Clooney likes your look, send it my way.
38:28Will do.
38:42Yeah.
38:55Are you Madison?
38:57Yeah.
38:58Oh, sorry.
38:59I don't sell Ritalin anymore.
39:02Uh, I actually wanted to talk to you about Davis.
39:05He's a friend.
39:06I know you put him on fish or trash in.
39:08And look, I get it.
39:09Men can be so frustrating sometimes.
39:11But I was hoping that maybe if we talked, like woman to woman,
39:14you might be open to taking that down.
39:16Why would I do that?
39:18Well, I get that you had feelings for him,
39:20but are you really going to flame a guy for dumping you after a fling?
39:22A fling?
39:24We dated for three months after he pursued me,
39:26for a year.
39:27We adopted a dog together.
39:29Sorry, you did what?
39:30He said it was practice for our future.
39:33And now I own a Mastiff named Post Malone.
39:36His shits are so big.
39:37Oh my God.
39:39So yeah, woman to woman, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
39:46Come in.
39:48Hey.
39:48Sorry, I'm just finishing up a work thing.
39:51What's a nicer word for feral?
39:52Feral?
39:52Mm-hmm.
39:53What are you doing?
39:55Just a cat eulogy.
39:56Don't worry about it.
39:57So what's up?
39:58So as you know, I recently left med school to become an unemployed actor with no prospects.
40:03I will donate to your GoFundMe as long as you don't make me watch whatever short film you're making.
40:07No, this is somehow more embarrassing.
40:09I was wondering if Austin would ever give me advice on how to get an agent.
40:13And, like, I know he's super busy and he probably gets requests like this all the time.
40:16And I don't want to put you out.
40:17You know, sorry, forget it.
40:18Just forget I asked.
40:18No, it's cool.
40:19I'm texting him right now.
40:21Sometimes he takes a while to respond.
40:24Oh.
40:25That was fast.
40:26He says yes.
40:28He's got time tomorrow if you're free.
40:30Yeah, oh my God.
40:31Yeah.
40:32Yeah, of course.
40:36Um, wayward.
40:38Is wayward nicer than feral?
40:39Wayward.
40:40Wayward.
40:40That's good.
40:42You're welcome.
40:45Okay, admit you were impressed.
40:47By the dinosaurs or by you?
40:49I mean, both?
40:50That's ambitious.
40:52Well, I guess a poll of surprises.
40:55That was so fun.
40:57I've never been to the Museum of Natural History at night.
40:59Ah, I'm so sorry for the mess.
41:01Every morning I have to try out 20 things because, you know, at work I'm criticized constantly for what I
41:05wear.
41:06Which is crazy because I'm actually drawing influence from West's style.
41:09Have you seen photos of him when he was young?
41:10Hey, Josh.
41:11I don't want to talk about Wes.
41:24Oh, I am not happy about this.
41:27Congratulations to Austin Blanchett.
41:29Because this fearless outfit has landed him firmly on my list of top five straight men in Hollywood I would
41:35not push into oncoming traffic.
41:37Which means Timothee Chalamet has fallen into the street and off my list.
41:41He knows what he did.
41:43Amazing!
41:44Okay, confession.
41:45I don't know who this guy is, but this feels huge, right?
41:47Yes.
41:48Likely Thornton is a social tastemaker.
41:50He's like fashion Jerome Powell.
41:51Oh, that is huge!
41:53I feel like I'm actually legit now.
41:55Like, it's not so scary to leave Vanessa.
41:57I'm gonna do it tomorrow.
41:58Okay, now, I'm not even gonna ask about the bill situation because if there were any updates you would tell
42:03me.
42:03Yep.
42:04Still no clue what he's thinking.
42:06Still driving me crazy.
42:07Okay.
42:08No further questions.
42:12Hi.
42:12Give me a minute.
42:13I always have time for a title bomb.
42:15Great.
42:16So, Paula, I couldn't help overhearing your whole doctor ordeal.
42:19I managed to get you an appointment today with Manhattan's top endocrinologist right around the corner.
42:24Would you want that?
42:25Oh, that's very nice.
42:27But there's no way my insurance will cover that.
42:29I took care of that.
42:30It's on the house.
42:31The house being my dad.
42:32Josh, this is too much.
42:34I'm not sure that it's appropriate.
42:36Paula, don't be such a martyr.
42:37I'm sure this guy is much better than your strip mall doctor in Massapequa.
42:41She'll take it.
42:44I got you, Paula.
42:45Josh, does your father know that?
42:47Kris Jenner, facelift doctor.
42:49I've been on the wait list for months.
42:52I'll see what I can do.
43:05Hey, Austin?
43:07Oh, sorry man.
43:08Yeah, I don't want to do any pictures right now.
43:10But maybe on the way out.
43:11Oh, no, sorry.
43:11I don't want a photo.
43:12I'm Abby's friend, Kel.
43:15Oh, Kel.
43:16Sorry, I go into autopilot when a nervous stranger approaches.
43:19Please, sit down.
43:21Thank you for doing this.
43:21I really appreciate it.
43:22And I don't want to waste your time, so I'll just get right into it.
43:24I'm an open boy.
43:25Right.
43:26So, I'm just curious.
43:27How did you get an agent?
43:28I mean, I was looking at some acting classes.
43:30Acting classes?
43:31No, they're for losers.
43:34Okay, so what did you do?
43:35Well, I got kicked out of school for never going.
43:38And my mom sent me to live with my Auntie Kate.
43:41And she put me in a movie.
43:44Right, right, right, right.
43:45Yeah, but I can help you out, man.
43:47I can just introduce you to my agent.
43:49Wait, really?
43:49That would be incredible.
43:51Man, no worries.
43:52I mean, maybe you can do something for me, too.
43:54Yeah, of course, anything.
43:58I need you to hype me up to Abby.
44:01Hype you up?
44:02What do you mean?
44:03Well, ever since we started working together, I've just...
44:07I've really fallen for her.
44:09I mean, she's beautiful, and she's smart,
44:11and she talked me out of getting this Chinese character for Hope tattooed to my thigh.
44:15Yeah, she's really, really talented.
44:17Yeah, I mean, she really wants to keep things professional.
44:20But I feel like if you put in a good word, then maybe she might be open to seeing me
44:25as more.
44:26Me?
44:27Why me?
44:28Well, I mean, the way she talks about you, she obviously really respects you.
44:32Oh.
44:33So what do you reckon?
44:34We can help each other out?
44:37What exactly do you want me to say to her?
44:38Just the truth.
44:40You know, tell her Austin's a legend, and she'd be mad not to date him, and it's crazy he hasn't
44:44won an Oscar yet.
44:45Okay.
44:47Oh, God, this more open now.
44:49So stressful.
44:50I should've worn a bigger hat.
44:52Anyway, you talk to Abby, and I'll hook you up with my refs.
44:55Okay.
44:58Pleasure.
44:59Thanks, babe.
45:03You said you'd take care of this.
45:04Thanks so much.
45:14Hey, Davis.
45:17Madison.
45:18Davis, on your first date, did you hire an NYU a cappella group to serenade Madison with Take On Me?
45:24Yeah.
45:24I love the cleftomaniacs.
45:25They make magic through music.
45:26What about a week later when you said you were falling so hard it scared you?
45:30I told you that in confidence.
45:32And did you suggest adopting a dog together?
45:34Well, we were walking back from brunch drunk, and he looked so cute.
45:37You never even told me why you wanted to break up.
45:39You just said you weren't feeling it anymore.
45:42No, no, no.
45:43What I said was, I ain't feeling it no more.
45:46There's a breeziness to it that you're missing.
45:48You know what?
45:49This is starting to feel like a witch hunt.
45:51Yeah, I'm not going to apologize for an adult relationship that ended.
45:54Come on, Dilip.
45:55Let's go get matcha.
45:57I'm working.
45:58We have so much work.
46:00Sit down.
46:02No.
46:07Oh, hi.
46:09Hey, dumbass.
46:10Wait, is this our new friendly banter?
46:13Being the most insufferable kiss-ass wasn't enough for you?
46:16You had to go and get extra credit by ruining my one day off a year?
46:20What?
46:21You told Wes you hate taking time off for your appointment.
46:23Yeah, I lied.
46:24There is no doctor's appointment.
46:26But you're diabetes.
46:27I don't have diabetes.
46:29I mean, I might.
46:30I haven't been to a doctor in years.
46:32Well, that can't be good.
46:33Listen, punk.
46:34Once a year, I tell Wes that I have a doctor's appointment and then I walk over to Central Park
46:39and I sit by the sailboats and I eat two ice cream sundaes and I scream at the birds.
46:44You can skip the appointment.
46:45I won't say anything.
46:46I can't cancel.
46:47Your dad already paid for it.
46:49Oh.
46:49Yeah, sorry.
46:51This was supposed to be my one respite from this taxing and thankless job and you stole
46:57that from me.
46:58Thanks a lot, asshole.
47:09Hey.
47:10Hey.
47:11We need a new model on page seven.
47:13Sure.
47:14Right.
47:15Anything else?
47:16I mean, once it's done, you can make copies for the team.
47:19Okay.
47:23Could you meet me outside at the big bench?
47:29Hey.
47:31Thanks for meeting me.
47:32I feel like I owe you an explanation.
47:35Why did you act that way?
47:37It's so psycho.
47:38So, I met Madison as a summer intern and I thought she was so pretty and nice and so I
47:43pursued her really hard and it wasn't until I closed the deal that I decided I wanted out.
47:49You hear yourself, right?
47:52Oh, God, I do.
47:54Mm-hmm.
47:55None of that sounded good, did it?
47:57Ugh.
47:58Yeah.
47:59I'm starting to realize that I might focus so much on getting people to like me that I
48:04don't even stop to think if I liked them first.
48:05Have you done this before?
48:07Oh, big time.
48:08Yeah.
48:08But only because I wanted to just, like, get to the part where I had a serious girlfriend.
48:15I guess I get that.
48:16I mean, are you ever like that too?
48:18No, the opposite.
48:19I think every guy sucks and then I'm suddenly surprised when someone is great.
48:23And sometimes that surprise doesn't even go anywhere.
48:26Oh, God.
48:28I guess Madison is owed an apology?
48:31Yeah.
48:32And you'll, like, do that for me?
48:33You'll just tell her about all this stuff and, uh...
48:35Davis!
48:37Yeah.
48:42What are you on the fence about?
48:43This could be your big break.
48:45I know, it's just Austin said he'd only introduce me to his agent if I also did him a favor.
48:48Sleep with him?
48:49Do it.
48:50What?
48:50No, no, he's super into Abby and he wants me to talk him up.
48:53I'm torn.
48:54Dude, it's pretty obvious.
48:55Putting a good word for him, get an agent, get famous, easy.
48:58I agree.
48:59What? Davis, you're always team love.
49:00In this case, I am team have a famous friend who can get me a table at the club.
49:04Kel, this is a big opportunity.
49:06What about your career, your parents, your dream?
49:08And don't forget the club.
49:09Yeah, I don't like standing at the club.
49:11I want that table Davis mentioned.
49:12Okay, fine, fine.
49:14You're right.
49:14I will tell Abby she should date Austin.
49:16A rich movie star who seems completely wrong for her but will sweep her off her feet and she'll forget
49:21all about me.
49:22Yes, and it won't matter because she'll be a star.
49:24Surrounded by a ton of hotties.
49:26Three of whom will become our wives.
49:29Cheers!
49:30Cheers!
49:41Vanessa, I need to talk.
49:43Abby, I know you style Boston.
49:45You do?
49:46Yeah, well I mean I wanted to know who styled him so I went online, I did a little digging
49:50and I saw that a UConn sophomore named Nitya Chilakuri tagged him in a post that said I can't believe
49:54my cousin dressed Austin Funchet.
49:57Oh, yes.
49:58And I wondered, who could Nitya Chilakuri's cousin be?
50:03Hmm.
50:04Hmm.
50:05Hmm.
50:05Okay, okay.
50:07Vanessa, I'm so sorry.
50:09I didn't plan to-
50:10To steal a client.
50:12People do it.
50:13I just didn't think you would.
50:14It's fine.
50:16It's fine.
50:16Really.
50:18Good luck.
50:28Thank you again.
50:30For everything.
50:40Hi.
50:41Hey.
50:42What's up?
50:42Well, I just wanted to say thank you for setting up that meeting with Austin.
50:45Yeah, of course.
50:46How did it go?
50:47Good.
50:48In fact, I wanted to tell you that Austin is a great actor and I don't think he can help
50:57me get an agent, but he did inspire me to take an acting class.
51:00Oh, I'm sorry.
51:02I'm sure you will find another way to get what you want.
51:06Yeah.
51:07Yeah, maybe you're right.
51:08Well, good night, Abby.
51:10Good night, Cal.
51:17Couldn't do it?
51:19Couldn't do it.
51:20Love always wins.
51:21Yes.
51:22Yeah, I sure hope so.
51:24Come on.
51:24Let's get you in here, big guy.
51:27Hey, Abs.
51:28Just making sure you're still alive and Vanessa didn't kill you.
51:32Oh, and the thing with Bill was a one-off, which is for the best.
51:36Work relationships are too messy.
51:38It's smart that we pretend like it never even happened.
51:42That's really.
51:44Bill?
51:45What are you doing here?
51:47I have a standing reservation at Royal Bangladesh.
51:50Really?
51:50No.
51:52No.
51:54We should talk about the other night.
51:56Sure.
51:57Right.
51:58So, obviously, we're co-workers and colleagues, and what happened was a mistake.
52:03I don't think it was a mistake.
52:06I mean, pretty fucking stupid to do at work, but not a mistake.
52:25Hold me.