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00:01Where are you with a location with a training and admin base?
00:03I'm just waiting on a couple of reports on that.
00:06Make it a priority.
00:06What the fuck have you two been doing?
00:08You haven't got a song or a cheer squad
00:10or a location with a training and admin centre.
00:12We have a perfectly good location for it in Kingston.
00:14We are spending a lot of money.
00:16How do we justify to Tasmanian taxpayers
00:18all this premature infrastructure?
00:20Build it and they will come.
00:21Do you realise they might as well use it?
00:23Can you do whatever it takes
00:24to get one of your government mates to lock in Kingston?
00:26A much grander, major infrastructure project done that way
00:30would shore up your electoral position there though, wouldn't it?
00:37We want a stadium. We need a stadium.
00:41Tasmanian has had a bloody gutful over your stadium!
00:44And they can stick it up your bum!
00:58Prime Minister, we need $670 million for health funding now.
01:04Well, I was kind of hoping that we could have a stadium
01:06and a health system.
01:09Oh, could you just, um, hang on a sec?
01:14Returning your call, Premier?
01:16We need that budget revised down.
01:18And if we don't get it by Friday,
01:19you are in breach of the development agreement.
01:20OK, bye!
01:22Shit sticks.
01:24Unanimous choice as our first...
01:27What's a better word than first?
01:29Inaugural.
01:30Inaugural, Coach.
01:31Why use a simple word
01:32when you can make yourself sound like an intellectual?
01:35Rhetorical question, obviously, Jamison?
01:36Yeah, of course.
01:38Why?
01:40My day looking any less insane today?
01:43It's full but doable.
01:45Although I have got you out of town for a sponsorship pitch
01:48while you're here doing the Coach press conference.
01:50Have you organised the doppelganger?
01:51No, it's just finger food.
01:55Did your mum say anything about the new coach?
01:57Just that she and the board thought that there were six better candidates
02:00but you pushed hard for your man.
02:02This is where I start to put my stamp on the culture of this place, Jamison.
02:07What are you doing?
02:09Just celebrating your masterful work in securing the land at Kingston
02:12for our training and admin centre.
02:13What? Hugh?
02:15Settle down. It's non-alcoholic.
02:16It's quarter to nine.
02:18What time are you like to start having non-alcoholic drinks?
02:20It's no different to drinking orange juice or coffee.
02:22So why don't you drink orange juice or coffee?
02:24Because I like the taste of this.
02:25The wine taste.
02:26The non-alcoholic wine taste.
02:28It's a shocking look.
02:30Alistair's in the waiting room.
02:31Thanks.
02:36I'll have to handball one of my appointments to you.
02:38My morning's blown out.
02:39Some urgent decanting come up.
02:41I'm announcing our coach destiny
02:42so I'll need you to do my sponsorship pitch.
02:44Me?
02:45The Premier's already dumped the revised budget in my lap.
02:47I'm not a human in-tray.
02:48Is it true?
02:50What's that?
02:50Labor down there have rolled over.
02:52They're now backing the stadium.
02:53Yeah, yeah, we found out yesterday.
02:55Well, that makes life a bit easier.
02:56Not having to deal with those mono-browed crossbench simpletons anymore.
03:00You've got clear air now to get the stadium up and running.
03:04The TNA centre.
03:05Except that the Greens are now trying to overcome their complete political pointlessness.
03:08Morning, Alistair.
03:09By ramping up a campaign about the costs and spending priorities.
03:12You've just got to hose that horse shit down, don't you?
03:15Yeah, that's all, Alistair.
03:16The state with the most rooted economy in the country.
03:18How are you?
03:19Good.
03:20Well, this is going to invigorate their economy.
03:22Yeah, I'm good too, thanks.
03:23I mean, haven't you explained to them that you've got to spend money to make money?
03:26Yeah, but first you've got to make the money you're going to spend to make money.
03:28So you spend money to make that money that you're going to spend to make money.
03:31Yeah, but you've got to make the money you're going to spend to make the money.
03:35This conversation could outlive the sun.
03:36Listen, if you've started stitching up some bloody sponsorships,
03:39people might see you're not completely reliant on the public treat.
03:42And the new coach will obviously help there.
03:45And the other thing is you need to find a woman.
03:47Which woman?
03:48I'm not talking about a missing person.
03:50You need to find a woman, or man, for a relationship.
03:55What?
03:55Why?
03:56This will be good.
03:56Because you'll be going to B&Fs, Brownlows, official functions,
04:00and if you're not seen with a woman or man,
04:03people would think you're some sort of freak or deviant,
04:07pleasuring yourself all the time.
04:09Oh, can't a man or a woman or someone non-binary just be single?
04:13Nah, people think it's weird.
04:14But they won't think it's weird if he contrives a loveless, dysfunctional relationship.
04:18Well, I'm not proposing it be a dysfunctional relationship destiny,
04:21as inevitable as that probably is.
04:22It's about the optics.
04:24Good luck down there in Love Island.
04:26Later.
04:29He's nice, isn't he?
04:30Business types like him wouldn't last five minutes in the public service.
04:34You're a real dream crusher.
04:36Right.
04:36So, who's the potential sponsor?
04:38What's the pitch?
04:39And what about my budget?
04:40Destiny, this is a golden opportunity to challenge the widely held belief
04:44that you would flounder hopelessly in the business community.
04:47Oh, thank you.
04:48Pump up the fact that our coach is getting announced today.
04:50And this time, try to remember that businesses, like Salmania,
04:54are more open to becoming sponsors if you don't accuse them of poisoning us all.
04:57What if they are poisoning us?
04:59Get them on board as club sponsors first.
05:00We'll worry about the genocide later.
05:02Oh, look out.
05:03Here she comes.
05:04The human El Niño.
05:05Sucking the life out of everything in her path.
05:07Leaving behind desiccated husks of humanity.
05:09I haven't had enough caffeine for her.
05:11Oh, and you and me?
05:12Meeting with Vodafone tomorrow about the stadium naming rights.
05:15Jesus, Hugh.
05:16Destiny.
05:17Sorry, Catherine, I need some water.
05:18I got very dry.
05:20Hugh, do you have five minutes for an idea?
05:24Catherine, I don't have five minutes for a shit.
05:26Right.
05:27Then I'll try later.
05:29When you've had a shit.
05:37You know, everything you've told us about OPITAS, your ethical guidelines,
05:42your eco-friendly manufacturing processes,
05:45you're exactly the sort of business we want to be aligned with.
05:48Perfecto.
05:51Opium poppies?
05:52It's not the product.
05:54It's the fact that you're clean, green, Tasmanian and successful.
06:00It is an unusual proposal though, isn't it?
06:03Because legally we can only supply to the pharmaceutical industry.
06:06Normally with these sorts of sponsorships, you aim to generate more sales directly to audience.
06:11And in our case, we'd be arrested for that.
06:14Yes.
06:15But there is also value in you aligning yourselves with a Tasmanian entity that is going to be enormously popular.
06:23Especially after the way your reputation was totally shredded by the opioid crisis.
06:29And there's a real buzz around the city today because we're announcing our coach.
06:33So, you know, we are essentially defining the zeitgeist.
06:38Oh my God.
06:40That's good.
06:41Yeah, so it is the ideal time to jump on board, Joanne.
06:45Look, I'm not convinced by this at all.
06:48That said, we do love the footy.
06:51And I do like the idea of supporting a Tasmanian project.
06:56Can we start off small and see how it goes?
06:59Yeah, why don't we start you on the coach sponsorship.
07:02You'll get invaluable exposure right from today.
07:05And that's on the lower end, isn't it?
07:07Oh, yeah.
07:08Oh, that's more a gesture, really.
07:10Let's do that.
07:10Lovely.
07:11That one's 85,000.
07:13Quite a sweeping gesture, really, isn't it?
07:16Almost a semaphore.
07:18Yeah.
07:19So, we'll just get a little MOA underway.
07:22Oh, we could call the coach's box the OpiTaz Opium Den.
07:27That's not happening.
07:32Along with more than 10 years as a brilliant senior...
07:36Brilliant.
07:37Maybe.
07:38What's the thesaurus got?
07:41Cerebral assistant coach.
07:42Clever clogs assistant.
07:44Egghead assistant coach.
07:45Hugh, Vamica Meneda's here from the Greens.
07:47I cancelled this meeting.
07:49I rescheduled it.
07:50Well, I have to prepare for a press conference.
07:52Well, this is the only slot I have available for you today.
07:55Right.
07:55Come in.
07:56Have a seat.
07:57My door's always open.
07:59Apparently.
08:00Amazing.
08:00So, I know that you already have...
08:02Actually, Vamica, it's quite timely we have this meeting
08:04because obviously the landscape's changed
08:07with Labor reversing their failed election policy opposing the stadium.
08:11Although, good on them for sticking to their principles for so, so many weeks.
08:14So, while we no longer need to suck up to you for your votes
08:16or indeed listen to any of the woke piffle your party is eternally spewing out,
08:21this does provide the opportunity to give you a better idea
08:23about the benefits to the entire Tasmanian economy
08:26of the proposed stadium you so blindly oppose.
08:29Before you do that, could I just ask why we don't use
08:33the existing 20,000 capacity stadium in Launceston
08:36instead of building a 23,000 capacity stadium in Hobart?
08:39Vamica, Launceston does not have the population base
08:42to support the team or the stadium.
08:43The numbers simply do not stack up.
08:45I'm glad you raise numbers.
08:48May I?
08:49Uh, well, just watch out for the...
08:52Uh, rub that out, Jamison.
08:56Quickly.
08:57Uh, can I just check that's not a permanent marker pen?
08:59It's not.
09:00Yeah, it pays to check though, I find.
09:02Uh, I've actually suggested to the manufacturers
09:04that they distinguish the pens.
09:06All clear.
09:07Get on with it.
09:09So, the State Government has pledged nearly $400 million
09:16for the new stadium build already.
09:18So, conservatively, they're up for half a billion.
09:21But, if we just use the existing stadium in Launceston, an outlay of no billion dollars,
09:29then you could afford to give 20,000 people in Hobart $40 each petrol money to drive to
09:36every game in Lonnie and back.
09:38And even if everyone drives on their own, that's $800,000 a game times 11 games a year.
09:46You could do that for 50 years and you would still be ahead on the Hobart Stadium build by 50
09:56million.
09:57But, how could you be sure that people wouldn't just spend the $40 on Powerball?
10:03Or, if they did spend it on petrol, how could you be sure they'd actually drive up to the game
10:06and not to, you know, battery world?
10:08I'm not proposing that we actually do this.
10:11I'm pointing out the economic stupidity of building a stadium here.
10:14Oh right, yeah, absolutely.
10:16The press release detailing all this goes out this afternoon.
10:19If the Greens continue to oppose the stadium, hundreds of thousands of people will hate you.
10:23They already hate us.
10:25My friends do.
10:25There, thank you.
10:27Amazing.
10:28Anyway, I interrupted you.
10:30You wanted to say something about the benefits to the Tasmanian economy?
10:34Oh look, it's nothing you'd be interested in.
10:36Just, you know, boosting economic activity and increasing the standard of living,
10:41creating jobs for Tasmanians.
10:43Anyway, always good to talk.
10:45Isn't it?
10:46Angela wanted me to get some photos of you and Hugh for Facebook.
10:49Sure.
10:52By the way, you're lucky soccer.
10:54Got that land at Kingston you wanted for your TNA facility.
10:57What?
10:58Soil tests show widespread contamination.
11:00I doubt it'll ever be used.
11:02That really is incredibly lucky.
11:05All good.
11:06Goodbye.
11:07See ya.
11:09Jamison, rub that out.
11:10Quickly.
11:12Kingston's fucked.
11:13What?
11:14It's contaminated.
11:15Why didn't we do soil tests?
11:16Because Alistair wasn't interested in due diligence.
11:18What am I going to tell him?
11:19Instead of Kingston, what about the old golf course at Rosny?
11:22What you can tell him is Opetas are in for 85 grand.
11:2685?
11:27No, no, I was looking for 250.
11:29250?
11:29It's a coup getting 85.
11:31There's nothing in it for them commercially.
11:33We can't make them the official supplier of opium to the Great Southern Football Club.
11:36Jesus.
11:37More's the pity.
11:38Jamison, grab me a spot on ABC Radio tomorrow.
11:42I've got to jump on this Greens garbage.
11:43Alright.
11:44Time to make a little history.
11:48Hugh, just wondering if you've had a chance to shit.
11:52Uh, no.
11:53Not yet.
11:54Nope.
11:54Goodness.
12:02You alright?
12:03We're good to go.
12:04Okay.
12:04Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming.
12:06The club and myself are extremely excited to announce today that the inaugural coach of
12:10the Great Southern Football Club VFL team is Luke Gorman.
12:17Luke, who is the unanimous choice of the board, comes to us with over 200 games of AFL experience
12:23as a player, along with more than 10 years as an effulgent senior assistant coach at AFL level.
12:29And the board and I are extremely confident that we've made the right choice.
12:32We're a brand new club with a brand new approach.
12:35You won't hear from us the tired old platitudes about focusing on the process and execution
12:39and letting the results take care of themselves.
12:42We've moved beyond that.
12:43We will be focusing on winning from day one.
12:45And we know that Luke is committed to delivering exactly that.
12:49Luke.
12:50Thanks Hugh.
12:51Uh, this is of course a massive honour and I'm extremely grateful that the club has put its faith in
12:55me.
12:57Look, first of all, what Hugh just said isn't strictly true.
13:01Sorry, Hugh.
13:02We certainly will be focusing on process and execution.
13:05Yes, just not at the expense of winning was my point.
13:07Well, no, it absolutely might be at the expense of winning.
13:10Yeah, yeah, in the short term.
13:12Well, I'm not putting a timeframe on it.
13:14It's unhelpful to focus on winning and losing.
13:16It's a distraction from the things that we are trying to achieve here,
13:19like building a strong culture that will attract and keep players here in Hobart.
13:23Absolutely.
13:24Yeah.
13:25Of course, that will be much easier if we're winning.
13:27We'll take some questions.
13:29Yes.
13:29Bubbles.
13:32The club can't wait for the season to start.
13:34Lovely.
13:42You need to stay in your lane.
13:43Look, I know, I know it was your recommendation that got me across the line.
13:47I'm the coach now.
13:49Stay in my lane?
13:50Yeah.
13:50Right.
13:51Well, maybe don't try and overtake me.
13:52This is a massive job.
13:53I'll be going as hard and as fast as I can.
13:55You just need to stay out of my way.
13:57Mate, if I need to get in your way, I'll indicate.
14:00Yeah, I think you've gone too far with driving now, have you?
14:01Yeah, I felt that too.
14:02Yeah.
14:04Ooh, is it mad Monday?
14:06It's non-alcoholic wine.
14:08Are you recovering alcoholic?
14:09No.
14:10So you're still an alcoholic?
14:12They even say it's a bit early for wine, isn't it?
14:14But it's not wine, is it?
14:15You just said it was non-alcoholic wine.
14:17But there's no alcohol, so I might as well be drinking orange juice.
14:20From a wine glass with wine in it.
14:21Non-alcoholic wine.
14:22Which is wine.
14:24Without alcohol.
14:26I've got to be anywhere else.
14:30Hugh.
14:31No.
14:32This is not healthy.
14:39Mornings with Libby Kitcher.
14:40You're with Libby Kitcher on ABC Local Radio.
14:43And my guest is Great Southern Football Club CEO Hugh Shen.
14:46And Hugh, just in reference to a story on social media about you drinking wine at work,
14:53you'd like to clarify that.
14:56Thanks, Libby.
14:56Yes.
14:57So it's non-alcoholic wine in that glass, so nothing to see here.
15:01Why not just drink, say, orange juice then?
15:04What's the difference?
15:05The optics aren't great, are they?
15:07Well, I think we can get hung up on optics, Libby.
15:09Well, someone who hasn't hung up is Lenny, who is on the line from Mornington.
15:13How's the weather in Mornington, Lenny?
15:14No idea.
15:15I'm in Eggs and Bacon Bay.
15:17Oh, I'm sorry.
15:17I was told that you were from Mornington.
15:20Yeah, I am.
15:21But I moved here when I was three.
15:22Okay.
15:23Your question for Hugh?
15:24Oh, look, I'm just sick of all this negativity from the Greens about the stadium.
15:28I mean, I am right behind you, mate.
15:30Build the bloody thing and let's get on with it.
15:32We all know it's going to blow out to a few billion.
15:35And I tell you what, bury all those useless greenies in the foundations while you're at it.
15:40Well, thank you for your support, Lenny.
15:42I really appreciate it.
15:43Although I wouldn't necessarily endorse all those remarks.
15:46Fuck you, then.
15:47Thank you, Lenny.
15:49Olivia is from Launceston, possibly.
15:53Hello, Olivia.
15:54Hello.
15:55Aww.
15:56How old are you, Olivia?
15:58Eight.
15:58Good on you, Olivia.
15:59And do you have a question for Hugh?
16:01Yes.
16:02My question is, what does Mr Shen think about the MI Global Partners report,
16:06the Planning Commission interim report, and Dr Gruen's independent report,
16:10which described the stadium as disproportionate, is at the wrong site,
16:14shows hallmarks of mismanagement, and would generate a loss of $300 million over 20 years.
16:20Right.
16:20Well, no prizes for guessing which party Olivia's parents vote for.
16:23Mum and Dad been in your ear a little bit, Olivia.
16:25No, they died.
16:26I live with my auntie.
16:33I've obviously, I haven't seen the, I'm acutely aware that the, I am acutely aware of, sorry Libby, I've lost
16:48my train of thought, but hopefully that's answered your question.
16:50Right.
16:51Do we have time for one more caller?
16:53Yes?
16:53Time for one more.
16:54Brendan, you're our last caller for today.
16:57Yeah, hello.
16:58Look, I'm a homeless man.
16:59I'm currently living on the street.
17:01But I fully support Mr Shen and the stadium.
17:04I reckon it'll be grouse and, you know, people who aren't homeless shouldn't speak on our behalf.
17:10So, Brendan, you are homeless.
17:12100%.
17:13But where are you actually calling from?
17:15Because I've noticed you've come through on a landline.
17:19We seem to have lost Brendan there.
17:22We're just going to try and get Brendan back on the line.
17:24Don't worry about it, Libby.
17:25Grateful for Brendan's support.
17:26Oh, no.
17:27Here we go.
17:27Great Southern Football Club, Jamison speaking.
17:30Hang on.
17:31You are an employee of the GSFC and you have just rung in pretending to be a homeless man, giving
17:37unqualified support to the stadium?
17:39No.
17:40No, I don't know anything about that.
17:43We have actually been having a lot of problems with our phones this morning.
17:49Typical bloody Vodafone.
17:52In fact, I think even this line might...
18:02I hope I'm not wandering out of my lane.
18:05Why the fuck didn't you tell us about this?
18:07Oh, should I put it on my job application?
18:09Yes.
18:10And then not sent the job application.
18:13When did this happen?
18:13I don't know.
18:14I don't remember it.
18:15Maybe we could say it's non-narcotic cocaine.
18:18Online, they're saying you're doing crack.
18:20You need to not say anything to anyone for some time.
18:23Quick time check.
18:24The press is in an hour, so we need to come up with something.
18:27It's a deep fake.
18:28It never happened.
18:29The internet's full of them and we're looking into it.
18:33Knock something together along those lines, Angela.
18:35Please?
18:36Christ almighty.
18:37Any other disasters I should know about?
18:39The training in admin land at Kingston is contaminated beyond redemption.
18:48I think it's frozen.
18:50Leave it.
18:51You are a Bermuda Triangle for competence.
18:55Hugh, I am issuing you a first formal warning for underperformance.
19:00What?
19:01No, no, you can't do that, Alistair.
19:02It's okay, Destiny, thanks.
19:04No, it has to be in writing.
19:17Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming.
19:21You'll be aware of a video that's been circulating on social media purporting to show our senior
19:26coach, Luke Gorman, ingesting a powdery substance.
19:29This is not a genuine recording.
19:31It is, in fact, an artificially generated deep fake and the club is currently investigating
19:36the circumstances around its posting.
19:38Luke assures us that he has never used illicit drugs and the club abhors this malicious
19:42slandering of his reputation.
19:45While these investigations are underway, the club will be making no further comment on this
19:48matter.
19:49Thank you for your attendance.
19:50Mr Shen, a question about homelessness.
19:52Shelter Taz, the peak homelessness body, has suggested that, in light of your staff members'
19:56disgraceful comments on ABC Radio, that you make a substantial gesture in solidarity.
20:01Is that something you'd be willing to do?
20:06Absolutely.
20:13I'm sorry, but it's still not.
20:15Joanne, we can still make this work.
20:17As a major producer of poppies, we cannot and will not be associated with drug abuse.
20:23But the video's a deep fake.
20:24Well, no one's going to remember that, or believe it.
20:27All they're going to remember is that the coach sponsored by us sniffs cocaine off women's
20:32bottoms.
20:32So you're worried about perception rather than truth?
20:36It's about the optics, absolutely.
20:38What if you sponsored a player?
20:39Would drug test him?
20:41No.
20:41Training tops then?
20:42Perhaps try a straw manufacturer.
20:47That part there, okay?
20:48Amazing.
20:49Our poppy sponsorships just disappeared up the coach's nostrils.
20:52Jamison, organise a contract killing on me, will you?
20:55Okay.
20:55Might want to get yourself done at the same time.
20:57It's not coming out of our budget.
20:58Good morning.
20:59Oh, fabulous.
21:00What dynamites Mrs. Nobel got for us?
21:02Right then, everyone's bowels in order.
21:05What?
21:05All good.
21:06Thanks for asking.
21:07Now that I've got you all here, I just wanted to flag an idea.
21:11So, for personal reasons, this is an issue that's close to the heart of one of our directors.
21:17But I think it would make a huge statement about us if we were the first AFL club to have
21:24a currently listed gay player come out.
21:27We would have a completely safe and supportive environment here.
21:31We would be market leaders in inclusivity.
21:34And it's time.
21:36It's just time.
21:37Could we draft in a gay player?
21:40I don't think that's something they have a test for at the draft combines.
21:44But clubs do a lot of due diligence.
21:47You could easily find out.
21:48I don't think due diligence extends to what sexually arouses players.
21:53Destiny Penny for your thoughts.
21:55Hmm.
21:55I was just trying to think if I've ever been in a more appalling conversation.
22:00Look, all I'm saying is if you've got two players that you're trying to decide between drafting,
22:05similar ability, and you knew one was gay, could we go for that one?
22:10Oh.
22:11What if he doesn't want to come out?
22:12Doesn't want the pressure of being the first in the AFL, being forced to be the spokesman for gay rights?
22:17Well, that's all right.
22:18What have you lost?
22:20Your moral compass?
22:21I know this is highly sensitive and will require the utmost discretion,
22:25but I think we can do highly sensitive and discreet.
22:29The bare-ass lady from the cocaine video wants to know how much we'll pay to shut her up.
22:39Not interrupting anything, I hope.
22:41We've just had contact from a woman claiming to be the owner of the buttocks in your little video.
22:45She wants money or she'll go public.
22:48How do we know it's her?
22:49Her name's Ursula.
22:53So you can't verify that that's her bum?
22:54Well, I couldn't pick it out of a police line-up.
22:57How is she going to prove it to her ass?
22:59Well, she may not be able to, but we can't afford the speculation.
23:02I'm the mug who fronted up and said it was a deepfake.
23:05If that's shown to be a lie, I'm buggered.
23:06I don't remember anyone named Ursula.
23:10I say we call a bluff.
23:11Hey, I'm also the one who strongly recommended your appointment to the board,
23:15so it's my ass on the line.
23:16Because of your line on the arse.
23:18Cute.
23:19So how much money are we talking about here?
23:2225,000.
23:24How am I supposed to bury that in the books?
23:26Put it under high performance.
23:33With the fall cream milk that they use, it makes this like a war zone.
23:37Good morning.
23:38Morning.
23:38Ooh.
23:39Are they free?
23:40Can I have one?
23:41Yeah, sure.
23:41They're non-alcoholic.
23:42Oh.
23:43Don't worry.
23:44Ah, Luke.
23:48Bit of a problem's cropped up.
23:50Our Ursula's not the only one claiming ownership of the featured buttocks.
23:55Who else?
23:56A woman called Selena.
23:58And a woman called Bobby.
23:59And a bloke called Graham.
24:00Well, I can confidently rule Graham out.
24:02Doesn't look like his arse.
24:04Any of those other bums ring a bell?
24:05I mean, obviously we can't keep paying out everyone who puts their hand all bottom up for this.
24:10And most of these people are just trying it on.
24:12Unless it has happened with all three of them, is that possible?
24:17I mean, seriously?
24:19We've got no choice but to pay these people out.
24:23But?
24:25If just one of them is genuine and they go to the press, I'll have cadaver dog sniffing at me.
24:29So I have to bury $75,000 in the budget?
24:33Do it.
24:35And account number is 179-482-466.
24:43Excuse me?
24:44Who are you?
24:46Kieran?
24:47How did you get in the building?
24:48I'm from IT.
24:50Oh, fair enough.
24:51So what brings you to the cockpit of Air Force One today, Kieran?
24:55I'm not able to determine who posted the cocaine video or where precisely it's come from,
25:00but we can confirm it's definitely a deepfake.
25:04And that's the last bum.
25:07Oh!
25:07Destiny!
25:12Hugh Shen, tonight's gesture is all about making amends for what has been a pretty shabby episode in the club's
25:18short history.
25:19Alicia, I'm here to show that the great Southern Football Club and the AFL take homelessness seriously.
25:24What happened really was a bit of an innocent joke that went wrong, it certainly...
25:28What was the joke?
25:29I don't think this is the time to get into that, Alicia.
25:32It was taken out of context.
25:33So you're saying that Shelter Tasmania didn't get the joke and took the phone call to the ABC out of
25:37context?
25:38No, please don't put words in my mouth.
25:40Well, they're your words from your mouth.
25:42That's irrelevant. You're taking them out of context.
25:44It's your context.
25:45Look, I'm here to apologise if we've caused any offence.
25:49And to announce that the great Southern Football Club is donating $1,000 to Shelter Tas and, in a further
25:56show of support, I, as you know, will be sleeping in this park tonight.
26:00Where it is currently six degrees.
26:03Thanks.
26:05Hugh Shen there.
26:06Back to you in a nice warm studio cast.
26:09We're clear.
26:11Good luck, Hugh.
26:12It's not going to be very pleasant.
26:15Yeah, the optics are great, though.
26:17Sure.
26:20Sometimes you've just got to suck it up, don't you?
26:26See you at 6am sharp.
26:28Amazing.
26:39Returning your call, Premier.
26:40We need that budget revised down.
26:42And if we don't get it by Friday, you are in breach of the development agreement.
26:45OK, bye.
26:47Shit sticks.
26:48You're lucky, Soccer.
26:49Got that land at Kingston you wanted for your T&A facility.
26:52Soil tests show widespread contamination.
26:54I doubt it'll ever be used.
26:56What I would love to see is that we come on board as a major sponsor with an agreement to
27:01be the sole supplier of fresh seafood to the venue.
27:03The club and myself are extremely excited to announce today that the inaugural coach of the Great Southern Football Club
27:09VFL team is Luke Gorman.
27:18We want a stadium. We need a stadium.
27:21We need a stadium.
27:22This man doesn't have a bloody gutful under your stadium.
27:26And you can stick it up your bum.
27:28Now go.
27:39Over to Mark Leishman.
27:41Is his team off on the 18th and final hall.
27:43Wow!
27:44Oh, no.
28:05Biggest profit my company's ever recorded.
28:08And we paid no tax.
28:09Isn't that brilliant?
28:10Or sickening, depending on your point of view.
28:13Ask Hugh about Rosny.
28:15Oh Hugh, did I hear there was some news on the training and admin site?
28:19Yes, we might have secured the old golf course at Rosny.
28:22I don't like to name drop, but I am good friends with Stan Foggo, one of the counsellors over at
28:27Rosny.
28:28Wow.
28:28I'm sure he'll get right behind this.
28:30Good, because I sense not everyone at Rosny is delighted about it.
28:33Someone smashed this from a window last night.
28:36Oh my God.
28:37That is someone with some serious club head speed.
28:39Cheers, Wayne. I'll tell the cops not to bother interviewing any high handicappers.
28:43Stop that.
28:44Wow, Em is laughing.
28:46That Revere Hutchins is a freak apparently, can do the impossible.
28:49Yeah, so I see.
28:50Revere, I think you have met my husband Wayne, head of Next Generation Academy.
28:55Hello mate.
28:56Yeah, what's up?
28:56And this is Zoe Newton, head of high performance.
28:58Oh, should get you booked in for that one, Wayne.
29:02Oh, you've got to learn to laugh at yourself, darling.
29:05Yeah, I think you've got that covered.
29:06And this is George Kouros from Salmania, one of our key sponsors, Revere.
29:11You know, uh, Raphael, is it?
29:14Revere.
29:15Raffia, I am loving the look of that logo.
29:20Ah, it's incredible, you know, when I first started Salmania six and a half years ago,
29:25I never would have dreamed my logo would be on your shorts.
29:29Oh, yeah, I'm just so proud.
29:33Can't stop looking at it.
29:34Yeah, might be an idea if you did.
29:37Oh, shit.
29:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:40You're safer up here.
29:41Rest assured, George likes the ladies.
29:43I'm sure they like you too, George.
29:45Well, what can I say?
29:47Not really.
29:48We'd better head up, Riffy.
29:49I'll smash it.
29:50Yeah, get on you, mate.
29:53Alrighty, let's have some delicious hot smoked salmon on the house.
29:56No.
29:57This is our premium product at Salmania.
30:00Sales of these are up 11.5% in the last quarter.
30:04You're beauty.
30:04Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please.
30:10It's my honour and privilege today, in this historic moment for the club,
30:14to introduce you to the first tranche of six pre-draft concession footballers
30:18chosen for selection in the great Southern Football Club's inaugural VFL squad.
30:23Would you please welcome Jagger Gibbons,
30:25Memphis Fishlock Bragg, Malachi Zoot, Bronx Cleverley, Trident Pash, and Revere Hutchins.
30:31Go boys.
30:41The fuck?
30:46Look, we encourage all our employees to be socially aware,
30:50and it's great you feel passionately about the salmon farming issue.
30:53I do too.
30:54It's endangering the thornback skate.
30:56I know.
30:57It makes me damn angry.
31:00But the other side to my fury is that a salmon farming company is paying us six figures to put
31:07their name on your shorts, and to me, that kind of wins.
31:12So, bottom line, hold your views by all means, be passionate about them, like me,
31:19but be a bit more judicious about where you express them.
31:22I'm not wearing shorts with the Salmania logo on them.
31:24Listen, do you want to be responsible for the loss of a massive sponsorship that would benefit your club and
31:28your teammates?
31:29Better than being responsible for the loss of a marine species.
31:33I'm actually the CEO of this club.
31:40It's already all over the media.
31:42The fish haters are on the march, so can you head out to Salmania and placate George?
31:46Tell him we'll sort something out.
31:48This Pratt Bronx has been here five minutes since he runs the place.
31:51Yeah, right.
31:52You've been here months, and you know you don't.
32:00So, we're just waiting on, oh, Kieran's from IT.
32:04Kieran, this is Luke, our coach.
32:06Wayne, our head of NextGen, and you know Zoe, our head of High Performance.
32:09Yeah, thank you, Kieran.
32:11OK, so, as we all know, the AFL has been trialling the use of a chip in the football to
32:16help with video reviews.
32:18But in the US, they're experimenting with chips in athletes,
32:22which enable coaches to monitor in real time how far they've travelled,
32:27how fatigued they are, blood sugar, dopamine levels, etc.
32:30Astonishing.
32:31Right?
32:31So, I'm proposing we trial this technology by inserting a chip into one of our new signings.
32:38Brilliant.
32:39Great.
32:39The other thing this technology allows you to do is keep track of a player's movements outside of club hours,
32:45which is useful if there are curfews in place.
32:48We would also be able to tell if, contrary to team rules,
32:51a player was, say, having sex the night before a big game.
32:54Oh!
32:55If, for example, their dopamine levels shot up,
32:58but their cortisol and blood sugar levels dropped markedly.
33:01Don't waste one on Hugh, then.
33:02Oh!
33:03Clip!
33:04He's dumb.
33:05That seems a little unwarranted.
33:07Everyone laughed.
33:08Maybe Hugh's not looking for a relationship right now.
33:11Thank you, Zoe.
33:12Maybe he's embarrassed about his body.
33:16Maybe he's impotent.
33:18Are these really things we should be laughing at?
33:25Well, sadly, I've got to be somewhere else.
33:27Jamison, thanks, Zoe.
33:28And hey, I'm happy to chat about any of those issues if you need.
33:31All good.
33:37You're looking pretty damn comfortable in that chair, Catherine.
33:41Alistair.
33:42Morning.
33:42Yeah, I'll be there at five.
33:44Alistair's got to head off to a charity fundraiser.
33:47Oh, good on you, Catherine.
33:51Who for?
33:52My polo club.
33:53Worthy course.
33:54Oh, thanks, mate.
33:56How'd the launch go?
33:57It went very well.
33:59Yeah, I've got to say, it's nice to finally have some actual footballers in the footy club
34:03that I can now start to mould into the valuable assets our success will be built on.
34:08Yes, I saw the press conference here, and I'm sure those assets will be more valuable
34:11when you explain to them that you're a football club, not a left-wing anti-business protest group.
34:16Yes.
34:17Yes, they will.
34:18I haven't got long.
34:19Didn't even know you were sick.
34:21Get on with it.
34:23Yes, Alistair, I thought you should know some of the protests against the training and admin
34:27centre being built at Rosny Golf Course are getting out of hand.
34:31Someone used a golf club and a ball to damage Hugh's house last night.
34:36Badly?
34:36Why would it be ironed badly?
34:39They smashed a window and egged the car.
34:41So I'm rather friendly with Councillor Foggo over at Rosny, and I know from experience that
34:46he and his fellow councillors can make things happen over there, given the appropriate encouragement.
34:53Catherine, we can't use our funding to provide that sort of encouragement.
34:56Sorry, are you sitting on Destiny's knee with her hand up your back?
35:01I know we can't Hugh directly, but Alistair, if you formally direct that the football club
35:08buy a second-hand car for club use just so it doesn't look like we're behind it, I'll organise the
35:14rest.
35:15Probably best you don't know anymore.
35:17But if we buy a car, how's that not going to come back on us?
35:19Get Jamison to buy it so no-one suspects that there's an ingenious scheme at play.
35:23No offence, Jamison.
35:24I'm proud to be chosen.
35:25I'll talk you through it.
35:26This sort of thing seems to come very easily to you.
35:29Hmm. Thank you, Hugh.
35:31It wasn't a compliment.
35:32Alright, I'm already late for canapes.
35:34Shit, canapes. Better wrap it up, everyone.
35:38Canapes and Polo. He really is a man of the people, isn't he?
35:42Well, it's very easy to mock people because of their wealth, Hugh.
35:45It's fun too, Catherine.
35:51And I mean, he's a kid. He's idealistic, he's thoughtful, he's passionate and he certainly means no offence.
35:59Sack the prick.
36:00George, that is completely unreasonable.
36:03I'm not sponsoring someone who takes a dump on my product.
36:06You sack him or I'll withdraw my sponsorship.
36:10Suit's made.
36:14You'll know Jamison. He's a good looking, smart dresser, man about town type.
36:18Gotta go. Someone else has come in.
36:20I've transferred the money too and sent through the bank details for our Rosny friend.
36:25Okay, leave it with me, Catherine.
36:27You're a honey, Neil.
36:30Can I help you at all, sir?
36:32Yeah, I'm from the Great Southern Football Club. I'm here to pick up a car.
36:35Oh, you're Jamison. That's it.
36:38Neil Young. Amazing.
36:40Hey, this is a superb motor vehicle you've picked out here, mate.
36:43Thanks. Glad you like it.
36:45Just let me get this for you. Does it need to be there?
36:50Alright.
36:51Well, here's the keys.
36:53Drive it like you stole it.
36:54Yeah. What do you mean?
36:57Just have fun driving it, you know?
36:59I think I'd enjoy driving it more if I knew it was mine.
37:02Plus, I wouldn't have the stress of maybe being pulled over and arrested.
37:12What's that?
37:13Oh, you pro-forma threatening letter.
37:15Build the T&A Centre at Rosny and die? Oh, my God.
37:18It's fine. It's just an idiot.
37:20I mean, wouldn't it be better if I died first? Then I couldn't build it.
37:24If they can't get the logic right, I'm not taking it seriously.
37:26Or is it someone who wants you to build it, but then die?
37:29That's Alistair.
37:31Have you told the police?
37:32Nah, I'm not bothered.
37:33Oh, so brave.
37:35Well, in better news, George wanted us to sack Bronx, but I have to stop to him.
37:40Result?
37:40Though he has withdrawn his sponsorship.
37:42Oh, fuck. Destiny.
37:43What? We can't just let him stand over us like that.
37:46We can't lose that sponsorship, and as COO, you need to sort it face-to-face.
37:50God. ISIS would look harder for a compromise than you.
37:54Oh, yeah.
37:54OK.
37:55I think it's number one, I think.
37:56The fundamentals of AFL player media training are keep your answers short and pay due deference
38:02to your teammates. It's about damage limitation. We're having none of it. We will not be trotting out
38:08trite, cliche-ridden twack. I'm banning right now the use of the words execute and process.
38:14Also, if a game is us versus Sydney, that does not mean we are versing Sydney.
38:19Who are we versing then?
38:21Sydney, but we're playing them. Versing is not a verb, unless we're reciting poetry about them.
38:27And I don't want to hear about gaining territory.
38:29Well, so what do we say instead then?
38:30You kick the ball forwards. And if you've basically won the game off your own boot,
38:34and all you can go on about afterwards is being proud of the boys and a team effort,
38:38I'm at home, stabbing myself in the eye, thinking,
38:42you total wanker. You don't have a mind of your own.
38:46Successful golfers, they say, yeah, I hit the ball really solid today. Drove the ball great.
38:51Not, oh, my caddy cleaned my balls brilliantly. Own your success, boys. Be proud of it.
38:58Yeah.
38:58Oh, yeah.
38:58Yeah, cool. All right. What we're going to do now is get each of you to do a short,
39:03impromptu speech on a topic of my choosing. So, if you're about to make a public statement or do
39:09an interview, what's the number one thing you do not do?
39:16Quite right.
39:26Brox, I've just come from Salmania. I think if you don't apologise and make amends,
39:31uh, your contract here is in serious jeopardy.
39:33I'm not apologising. I stand by my... stance.
39:39Go you.
39:43We're sacking him.
39:44Good.
39:45So the sponsorship deal stands?
39:47Of course.
39:49All right, little sting.
39:53How's that looking?
39:55Yeah, uh, looks really good.
39:59So do you.
40:00Well, has dopamine shot up?
40:02You can't hang your hat purely on results.
40:05You concentrate on processes and how you execute those processes.
40:10The eagle has landed.
40:13The used car, Rosny Council, donation eagle.
40:16Right, thanks.
40:18Hard to keep up with your topical references. Look.
40:20I've rescued the sponsorship deal.
40:22Huzzah. How'd you square it off with Bronx?
40:24Oh, well, he knows we'll have to let him go.
40:25No, no, no. No way. No, we're not letting Bronx go.
40:28He's in the top five prospects in the country.
40:30I'm not driving back out to Salmania in that van to deal with that numpty.
40:34Take our new car.
40:36Where'd this come from?
40:38The sponsorship deal.
40:39I'm not a hostage negotiator. What more can I do?
40:42Be creative, Destiny. Use your imagination.
40:46Public servant imagination.
40:49Did you just make some clichéd comment about public servants not having imagination?
40:53No, you must imagine it.
41:00What if the kid apologises and makes a promotional video for Salmania?
41:05Sure.
41:11All right, so Memphis, under 18 premiers, four goals for yourself and several assists.
41:16You must be rapt to have performed so well on the big stage.
41:20Yeah.
41:21Sorry?
41:22I mean, yeah, all the guys though.
41:24No.
41:27I mean, I had quite a good game.
41:29I suppose.
41:31You destroyed them. You're a runner up for the medal. Say it. You destroyed them.
41:34I destroyed them.
41:37How do you think your opponent went?
41:39Not bad and, you know, I was getting serviced.
41:41No.
41:45What'd you do to his ass?
41:48Nothing.
41:49What?
41:49You whipped it.
41:51Oh, yeah. I whipped it. Whipped it.
41:53Whipped his ass.
41:55You've ruined his chances of getting drafted, haven't you?
41:58Yeah. Yeah, I suppose.
42:00That's make you feel pretty confident that you can make it on the AFL stage.
42:03Jamison!
42:04Jesus.
42:08How about this then?
42:10You apologise to Salmania.
42:12You agree to wear their logo on your shorts.
42:15You agree to make a promotional video for them.
42:17As if.
42:18And we donate part of their sponsorship money to your preferred environmental group.
42:24How much?
42:265,000.
42:2950,000.
42:3110,000.
42:3260,000.
42:33I'm not sure you've grasped how this works.
42:35Yeah.
42:36Goes up every time you don't agree.
42:3940,000.
42:43Sweet.
42:44Okay, Salmania can never find out about this.
42:47This isn't corrupt or anything?
42:50Well, there's corrupt and then there's corrupt.
42:55Right.
42:56They do sound similar.
43:02Hugh Shen.
43:03Oh, good morning, Mr Shen.
43:04Oh, good morning, Mr Shen.
43:04It's Pamela Newbaum from Red Rose Funerals here.
43:07How are you today?
43:08Uh, well, not that bad.
43:10Yes, Mr Shen.
43:11I've been asked to give you a call because I understand you're interested in arranging a prepaid funeral?
43:17Uh, no.
43:18Oh, well, I received a call today from a friend of yours, a Mr Kazaley, asking me to arrange one
43:24for you.
43:24Which office of Red Rose Funerals are you at, Pamela?
43:27I'm at our Rosney office.
43:29Mm, yeah.
43:29I think Mr Kazaley's playing a practical joke here, Pamela.
43:33Who knew death threats come as a total package deal these days?
43:36I've got to say, you're taking all these threats in your stride.
43:40It's called courage in the face of adversity, Destiny.
43:43Trying to set an example for our players.
43:45How'd you go with Salmania?
43:47I was creative and it's sorted.
43:49Nice work.
43:50I took our new car out there.
43:53And?
43:53Any reason the club paid $60,000 for a second-hand car with a market value of $19,995?
44:00It's got really low Ks.
44:01You know that car deal is a friend of Catherine's?
44:03Is he?
44:04Morning.
44:05Thanks for coming in, everyone.
44:07I just wanted to really quickly bring you up to speed with some great news.
44:11The chip is working perfectly.
44:13We've successfully recorded Revere's lactate levels in his sweat glands, cardiac output,
44:18and many other biophysical parameters, including serotonin, dopamine.
44:23Oh, Kieran?
44:24Yeah, I can even tell you who was at 17 Roberts Street, Lena Valley, for about an hour last night.
44:28This is super exciting, guys.
44:29Isn't it?
44:30That's my place.
44:31That's my address.
44:32His dopamine shot up, cortisol dipped, and blood sugar levels dropped to 4 while he was there.
44:36Taking our young guns under your wing, Wayne.
44:39I wasn't at home.
44:40I was at Sorrel Footy Club last night.
44:45So Revere broke in?
44:47No, Emma was home.
44:50For a minute, I thought we had another drama on our hands.
44:56Maybe he was out running and stopped in for a banana.
45:06Neil Young.
45:07Hi, Neil.
45:08Destiny Pitt here, Chief Operating Officer at the Great Southern Football Club.
45:12Oh, yes.
45:12And I'm just following up on the transfer of funds.
45:15So, Catherine and Hugh, they copied you in on the arrangement?
45:20Well, I am the COO, so...
45:24Oh, God.
45:24Okay.
45:25Well, great.
45:26I'm just being careful.
45:26So, which transaction are you referring to?
45:28Is that you to me, or mine to the Rosny Councillor?
45:39Hugh.
45:40Ah, the sponge.
45:42Kieran, Evan is Revere's agent.
45:44Mm-hmm.
45:44Evan, Kieran heads up our IT.
45:46Hello.
45:47Nice to meet you.
45:48So, we just wanted to follow up on how the chip was going for you, Revere.
45:51Yeah, ah, I'm not too happy about this chip.
45:54We'll come to your own happiness.
45:55Yeah, look, I don't even really notice it, so it's fine.
45:58Excellent.
45:59Yeah, because we've been getting some really interesting data from it, haven't we, Luke?
46:02Very much so.
46:03For instance, we know that you went to Wayne's place last night.
46:06Wayne heads up our Next Generation Academy.
46:09No, I didn't.
46:10You didn't.
46:12Kieran?
46:12You arrived there at 10.10pm.
46:16Yep.
46:18Sorry, no, I went to go pick up my training notes.
46:20I forgot.
46:21From Wayne?
46:23Yep.
46:23Who was there and gave them to.
46:26Yep.
46:27Wayne was there.
46:29Yeah, Wayne, yeah.
46:32Wayne's lying to us.
46:33I can't believe it.
46:34What's he trying to hide?
46:35This is unacceptable.
46:36Let's get him in here.
46:37Hang on, hang on, hang on.
46:39I think, I meant to say his wife.
46:41Wayne's wife was there.
46:43Wayne's wife Emma was there.
46:44But Wayne wasn't.
46:46Yeah, I got confused.
46:47Oh, yeah.
46:48Sure.
46:49Man, woman.
46:50It's confusing.
46:50Look, is this going somewhere?
46:52Yes.
46:53Maybe you'd like to as well.
46:54What did you do at Wayne's house while he wasn't there?
46:57I just picked up my training notes.
46:59Was there a box of them?
47:00Like a heavy box?
47:03No.
47:03Training notes, a couple of pages.
47:05Wow, that's weird.
47:06Because, Kieran, tell us what the data shows.
47:09At approximately 10.14, you show a dramatically elevated heart rate, breathing rate, blood pressure reading, and increased muscle tension,
47:15accompanied by an increase in oxytocin levels, which is associated with sexual activity, followed at 10.18 by signs of
47:21fatigue, plummeting heart rate, et cetera, and increased prolactin levels, typical of the post-orgasmic period.
47:28Four minutes.
47:29Let's hope you last longer in a game, champ.
47:31You're trying to fill the Next Generation Academy yourself with the wife of the bloke who runs it.
47:35All right, that's enough.
47:36If you wait till the Players Association hears about this, they'll blackball you.
47:40In the meantime, we are not leaving this building until that chip is removed.
47:43Your client needs to pull his head in.
47:45In fact, anything that sticks out of his torso.
47:56But you're right to stay on.
47:57You still comfortable working here?
47:59Yeah, I guess things haven't been good at home for a while, you know, sexually.
48:04Yeah, right.
48:05Without going into too much detail, I haven't been able to bring her to climax for two years,
48:10despite trying every sexual position known to man, several, not only to wildlife, but when we do have sex,
48:17we tend to finish up pretty quickly.
48:19Yeah.
48:20Once this penetration party's over.
48:23It's a tricky one.
48:25Destiny.
48:26Oh, sorry.
48:28Yeah.
48:30Poor guy.
48:31What about her?
48:33Well, good old Foggo's come through again.
48:35He's secured us three more Rosny councillors' votes.
48:39That's why you weren't phased about the threats.
48:41Because you knew it was always going to go through.
48:44Hugh, I have a serious problem with this.
48:45Oh, don't be such a goody two-shoes fuckstick.
48:48This is the way the real world works, Destiny.
48:51Uh-uh, this cannot stand.
48:53My job is to ensure there's complete transparency
48:55about the expenditure of government money.
48:57I'm going to have to report it.
48:59You're right.
48:59I understand.
49:00You might want to report this one too.
49:02Hi, Hugh.
49:03It's Hilary Dunwoody from the Marine Wildlife Fund.
49:06Just a courtesy call to thank the club so much
49:08for your very generous donation of $40,000.
49:11Be assured this will be put to very good use.
49:14So, yeah.
49:14Thanks, Hugh.
49:15All the best.
49:16I did that to keep Bronx here.
49:18I was being creative.
49:20That's the way, Destiny.
49:21No, that is not the same.
49:23Oh, of course not.
49:24Your misappropriation of funds was honourable.
49:26Is ours really justified just because it might save Hugh
49:29from endless threats against his life.
49:32Quickly, Memphis is going to be on the news.
49:34He saved some old lady or something.
49:35Councillor Foggo described the football club's
49:37Rosny development proposal as very persuasive.
49:40And still on the AFL, a rising Tassie star has been involved
49:44in a dramatic rescue after a fire in Newtown earlier today.
49:48Long-kicking inside midfielder Memphis Fishlock Bragg
49:51returned home to find his apartment ablaze
49:54and the fire quickly spreading to his elderly neighbour's apartment.
49:57So, yeah, I heard the screaming and obviously the building was on fire,
50:01so I knew it was going to be a pretty big effort.
50:03I ran in there faster than anyone else.
50:05They were really scared.
50:06I crashed through the door, picked her up.
50:08First try, which is pretty good, considering the pressure that I was under.
50:12I carried her out on my own.
50:13No one helped me.
50:14They wouldn't have had the core strength that I have anyway.
50:17So, yeah, I think if it wasn't for my solo effort,
50:20she probably would have died.
50:21So, yeah.
50:22But despite the brave face, the stress of the rescue was clearly...
50:26See what a little bit of media training can do?