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00:19You
00:33This isn't murder.
00:37It's an execution.
01:00Good boy.
01:01Come on, five.
01:53Excuse me. I'm looking for Connor.
01:55I think he's up on the roof. On the Bishop Street side.
02:00Thanks.
02:00Right, Josh.
02:02Cheers.
02:18How's you getting?
02:19I was just passing.
02:20How's it going?
02:21You're passing ten floors up.
02:23How's that happen?
02:23There's no jobs by it. We've got nothing.
02:25I was just wondering because, you know, I've found myself free.
02:27I don't need you.
02:28I can do anything.
02:30Where's that lad who used to work for you?
02:32Francis, where's he now?
02:33I got rid of him.
02:34I'll tell you where he is.
02:36He's working for Ashbury's.
02:37Do you know what?
02:38He's happy.
02:39Proper little smiler he is.
02:40Not when he's with you.
02:41He's miserable as sin.
02:42Because you bullied him.
02:43Night and day.
02:44He was useless.
02:45He was good.
02:46You stamped on him.
02:47I said, no, I don't have any jobs.
02:48Because no one likes working with you.
02:50You're the fucking misery, truth be told.
02:52Will I put a ride to Ash?
02:53Yes, I will.
02:54What's wrong with him?
02:57Works my shorts over here.
02:59I won't.
02:59Well, if you do.
03:00I won't.
03:01But there is something.
03:02You can tell your lot I said thanks.
03:05What do you mean?
03:05I've been on sites like this since I was 16 years old.
03:08And I saved Clive.
03:09Saved like a dog right from the start.
03:11Because I thought I'd like a nice life one day.
03:13Just me and I miss this nice little life.
03:15I've got one.
03:15Tiny little farmhouse.
03:17It's a wreck but I've done it up.
03:1910 years it took me.
03:20Now it's all done.
03:21My retirement all settled.
03:23Except I can go there for 90 days.
03:25That's all.
03:26Just 90 sodding days.
03:28Because it's in France, isn't it?
03:3090 days and I've got to go home.
03:32Thanks to your lot.
03:33Now I'm voting leave.
03:35For you.
03:36Piss off.
03:37Bye.
04:09I can pay you 120 a day.
04:11You do bar work for that.
04:12But I'm paying two wages.
04:13Sick pay for bugs.
04:14And now his replacement.
04:15I can give you six days and that's it.
04:35Do you mind not eating in the hall?
04:38It's like a DOS house.
04:40Some of us have got to live here.
04:42Are you going to be turning the electric off again?
04:44You should have got a letter.
04:45I did.
04:46And I read it.
04:47And it was a photocopy.
04:48It wasn't specific to this place.
04:50So I don't trust you for a second.
04:56Diane.
04:58Flat five.
05:02Clive.
05:04See you.
05:05Clive.
05:14A troll?
05:16Please stop.
05:17Stop.
05:18Stop.
05:19Stop.
05:19Yeah!
05:20Well, a hundred pounds in the bank.
05:41That's what I like to see. Hard at work.
05:45Where's your little mates?
05:47Oh, you know what it's like. Same old story.
05:49New job across town and off they go.
05:51Well, if I was in charge, I wouldn't allow it.
05:54Oh, so you're not the boss then?
05:57No, not me, no.
05:59If I was running this, I'd be finished by now.
06:03Well, that would be a shame.
06:06So, packed his stuff, chucked him out.
06:09That wasn't the end of it, though, because he'd left all these bills unpaid.
06:12I found them. He'd stuffed them away, hidden them like a squirrel.
06:16There was council tax, electricity, some of them going back months.
06:20I said, what's all this?
06:22He said, I just panicked.
06:24I said, what do you mean, you just panicked?
06:26He said, it's me dyslexia.
06:28Oh, God, that's just a bloody excuse, isn't it?
06:31Oh, that's what I said.
06:33You know, there's no such thing as dyslexia.
06:34Oh, my God, that's exactly what I said. I've been saying that to him for years.
06:38It's just a fraud. You know, it's like this billion dollar industry.
06:40Oh, my God, you are like a voice in the wilderness.
06:43This is too good to be true.
06:46Come on, tell me, is there a Mrs Clive, eh?
06:49Because there is, isn't there?
06:51Yeah, yeah, Marie.
06:53Been married 24 years.
06:55Two boys, Saul and George.
06:58Old-fashioned names?
06:59Yeah.
07:02And how are you, you and Marie?
07:04Yeah, we're okay.
07:07We're both a bit knackered, but...
07:11I've been to bad books.
07:14Yeah.
07:15I've been for a very long time.
07:19Why?
07:25Go easy, it costs me a dough.
07:29I just made a mistake, you know.
07:32So we went on holiday to Scarborough, to this caravan park.
07:37And there was this woman, because they had this restaurant.
07:41Well, it was like a cafe thing, and she worked there.
07:44Patricia.
07:44Patricia?
07:45Yeah, listen.
07:46It's just been a long time since anyone fancied me,
07:48and Patricia, she was like, she was looking, you know, and I kinda...
07:51Well, to be fair, I was puzzled.
07:53Get to the point!
07:54Well, I slept with her.
07:58And just one night, they had this barbecue, and...
08:04Marie found out, and...
08:06Kaboom!
08:07You know, that was it.
08:08Never forgiven, to this day.
08:10I mean, never, ever forgiven.
08:13I mean, never.
08:17And I've paid the price for that, to this sudden day I have.
08:20How did you find out?
08:23Erm, well, I told her.
08:26Well, what did you do that for?
08:29Well, I've learnt my lesson now, haven't I?
08:33Well...
08:34So you won't tell her next time?
08:38No.
08:43There's a little Italian, Bollamore Road.
08:45Friday night, they do two courses for 15 quid.
08:49That's you.
09:09Hello, boss.
09:09How's Stuart? I said hello.
09:19Hey, you go!
09:25You go!
09:30There's a little thing, right?
09:32There's a little thing.
09:33There's a little thing.
09:34The Lyle's voice.
09:36There's some things.
09:36You go!
09:54Oh, my God.
09:57Oh, my God.
10:01Oh, my God.
10:11Oh, you don't mind, do you?
10:13My girlfriend.
10:14Yeah, it's my girlfriend.
10:16She's going to jump.
10:17She's very excited.
10:19She's going to jump in the baby's shape.
10:20Ah, she's going to jump in.
10:22She's going to jump in.
10:23She's going to jump in.
10:24She's going to jump in.
10:25Oh, thank you.
10:26She says, thanks.
10:28I'm going to jump in.
10:30I'm going to jump in.
10:32I'm going to jump in, two.
10:35Okay.
10:36I'm going to jump in.
10:38How are you?
10:38How are you?
10:39How are you going to jump in?
10:43I'm going to jump in.
10:45Okay.
10:45I'm going to jump in.
10:48Oh, I'm going to jump in.
10:53Let's get started.
10:55Ah.
10:56Congratulations.
10:57Mmm.
11:11Oh, yeah.
11:37You're not allowed to take tips.
11:38Buy us something.
11:41Thank you very much.
11:42Give me ten pounds, you know.
11:44For you.
11:44That was nice of you.
11:48Yeah, that's nice.
12:03Well, you didn't stand me up.
12:05That's a good sign.
12:07You look smart.
12:10I was going to make a bit more of an effort,
12:12but Christine phoned just as I got in and I said,
12:15not now, Christine, but she wouldn't stop.
12:16Right, because I wanted to say,
12:19I think I should make it clear that there's not going to be any sex.
12:26Who said there was?
12:26There's no one.
12:27There's no one.
12:28There's no one.
12:28There's no one.
12:28Let me sit down for fuck's sake.
12:35I just think I should explain.
12:39Because with Patricia, that was the woman in the caravan bar.
12:41Yeah, yeah, I know who she is.
12:42Yeah, well, I didn't sleep with her.
12:48Okay.
12:48I mean, there was a moment, yeah.
12:49I mean, she was looking all the time.
12:52I mean, Marie noticed.
12:53She said, look, she's looking.
12:54And there was this big barbecue thing, but I didn't...
12:57Nothing happened.
12:59We...
13:00did not.
13:02And what do you want, eh?
13:04A medal?
13:05I just think you should know, that's all.
13:07Then why did you say you did?
13:12Because it would make her cross.
13:14Who?
13:15Marie.
13:15Your wife?
13:16Yeah.
13:16Hang on.
13:18You didn't just tell me you slept with Patricia.
13:21You told your wife you slept with Patricia, when you didn't.
13:24Yeah.
13:25You made it all up.
13:26You lied to your wife.
13:28For how long?
13:28Well, you know, only six years.
13:31She's been punishing you for six years for nothing.
13:36Does she know now?
13:37Have you told her?
13:38Does she know the truth?
13:39No.
13:40Jesus Christ, Clive.
13:42I mean, Jesus Christ.
13:44Why did you lie in the first place?
13:47Because...
13:48I thought it would make me look, um...
13:53What?
13:57Sexy.
14:08Well, I will say, it was the most interesting thing about you.
14:15Don't say anything.
14:16Don't make a fuss.
14:19Don't do that to me.
14:44They were waiting for you to get bothered and dry.
14:46Shh, one-klep.
15:01Don't do that.
15:03I know, my house is not good too.
15:04Squidwardposition also still makes more ANDIfI
15:13so what happened just nothing much
15:20stupid's really boring since he got that job and Brody's got work tomorrow so
15:26with the boys out Friday night
15:56I was thinking the boys said we'd wait till they were old enough and then split up but it's not
16:02going to work is it we can't afford it Clive either I leave or you leave and I can't afford
16:09a flat can you
16:11I'm trying to get more work aren't I I'm not having a go
16:14then what
16:19well it could be years till the boys leave home souls showing no sign and even if George goes to
16:26university they go and then they come back that's what happens these days
16:30so
16:32so I'm saying that we stay like this living here it's not so bad
16:41well I don't think it's bad at all
16:46well it is if you don't mind my saying so
16:50but if we accept it and all right yes okay I will stop having a go at you
16:56then we'd be okay
16:59we could stop pretending
17:03oh what
17:06this
17:08we could stop this
17:13oh okay
17:13yeah
17:15it's about time
17:16is it
17:17I don't need it I'm fine
17:21and I know men like to have their little bit of fun god knows your proof of that
17:26but you could finish yourself off you do it anyway
17:30if you're 20 minutes in the bathroom the boys say you're having a wank
17:33aren't you
17:34I just
17:40think it would help if we stop planning for things that are never going to happen
17:46because I dream of it Clive
17:50little flat all on my own
17:53tiny little garden
17:56window in the sunlight so mum can
17:59come and sit with me
18:04never going to happen is it
18:18no one of us will die in the end
18:28you
18:37you
18:45you
18:46you
18:46you
18:46you
18:47you
18:55you
19:02you
19:04you
19:34you
19:35American civil rights what grade did you get
19:37no
19:38you do know come on what grade did you get
19:41a B
19:44well
19:45can't you work a bit harder
19:47what did you get in school then
19:48no go on
19:48what grade did you get
19:49all right
19:51so tell me about that
19:53what what
19:53American civil rights
19:55good
19:56yeah come on educate me
19:57what for
19:58I don't know
19:59but what for
20:02because your mum thinks we should talk more but she doesn't see it
20:09fucking insolence on your face when you talk to me
20:21all right
20:22sorry I know I've locked myself out
20:23I was just putting something in the bin and then click
20:28come on give us your key then
20:30you said you had a spare key you might as well give it to me mate
20:33what's your alarm code
20:34uh okay
20:361502
20:381502 remember George 1502
20:40god he's got a nice life next door hasn't he
20:42swanning around all hours
20:43what have you done now
20:44his key
20:45like when his alarm went off last time he was on holiday
20:47now we won't have to put up with it
20:50what was it
20:521502
20:521502
20:54that's his alarm
20:58is
21:04what's he do
21:06and
21:08he's
21:09he's
21:09he's
23:58George?
24:01George?
24:02Get out of here.
24:04Hey!
24:05Hey!
24:07Hey!
24:08Knock me out!
24:09Your son has been wanking in my house!
24:13George!
24:17God, don't kill him.
24:23Tommy, what are you doing in that man's house?
24:25What were you doing in his house?
24:26Did he invite you in?
24:27What was that supposed to mean?
24:28Did he invite you?
24:30Yeah.
24:31Your boyfriend wants you.
24:32Don't be so stupid!
24:32Hey!
24:32I'm always the cheaper one, aren't I?
24:34Open the door!
24:36Hey!
24:36Open the door!
24:40You couldn't leave him alone, eh?
24:41Okay, this is all a bit out of control.
24:42We can sort it out.
24:44Hey!
24:44I just want to see George.
24:45I just want to see George.
24:45I just want to talk to him like adults, okay?
24:47And I want my key.
24:48Because you were in charge of it, Clive.
24:49And I want it back.
24:50I'm sorry, alright.
24:51George!
24:52Don't you dare!
24:54Get here!
24:56Hey!
24:57George!
24:58Get back here!
25:00Hey!
25:04We'll have to come back in the end!
25:16He needs to bollock it because, you know, I mean we all make mistakes,
25:19but he has crossed a line there.
25:24What was he doing in your house?
25:27What was my boy doing in your house for days and days?
25:32He's 16 years old!
25:34Okay, keep on the line!
25:41Your son George, your son George, stole my key and waited till I left.
25:47Because if I knew he was there, why the fuck would I walk up to my front door with you?
25:56No, no, no, no, wait.
25:57So, he was breaking and entering.
26:00He stole things.
26:01He masturbated in front of my television.
26:04And these are all on the list of things I am telling the police, including your assault of me.
26:09Because if you're gonna take on this fucking poof...
26:18Don't you...
26:20Don't you sin!
26:24Don't you ever...
26:35Jesus fuck!
26:36Oh my God!
26:38What?
26:53What?
26:54Judy!
26:54Tell Saul to pack his stuff up and get out!
26:56You will not believe what his father has just done!
26:59You're a beautiful lad, Saul, but I'm afraid you've got to go.
27:02And if you want to know why, then you're mad old dad.
27:04Norm, you need to come home.
27:05They said dad went crazy.
27:07Like, George was in next door's house.
27:09He broke in and he was stark naked.
27:11Push around.
27:11What's wrong?
27:12So, where's George now?
27:13I don't know, do I?
27:14I'm still here!
27:15He actually attacked you.
27:17Yeah.
27:18That is assault.
27:19And you have to go to the police.
27:21I don't even have my car.
27:22I left it in town.
27:23I'm stuck here.
27:24Can you come and drive me in?
27:26I'm coming!
27:29Somebody tell me!
27:31What the hell?
27:32He's gonna call the police!
27:33Because you assaulted him, Cloud!
27:36Him and snotty bitch, Stephanie!
27:38They're gonna call the police!
27:43Anything?
27:44He spins all theной?
27:45Put your hands on me!
27:46Why don't he open the door?
27:48Why do we now?
27:49Nothing.
27:49How do we mean travelling?
28:10Cheers, cheers, you should have a vodka in there, I'll go take the car home, I'm trying
28:16to stay alert, I have a thief living next door and a thug.
28:19Really, you should call the police though, really, really.
28:21I know, I know, but like, I'm thinking of me, I mean, what have you got into the court,
28:25I'm a gay man with a 16 year old boy in my house, what would that look like?
28:29He broke in.
28:29Yeah, but look at the reaction of his dad, huh? Anything to do with George, you know, then
28:35I'm a groomer and a pedo and a pervert, and that gets online, there's five million straight
28:40men waiting to attack me, plenty of straight women.
28:43What makes you say that?
28:45The world.
28:46And you know who would love this story, the licensing unit, the council would leap on
28:50it and this place would be in trouble.
28:52If I go to the police, it will only get worse.
28:57To be fair to little George, you did just want the sixth place to wank, because men will
29:02do it anywhere, I've been studying this for years, it's my specialist subject, and I have
29:05got to tell you girls, men will do it everywhere, all day long, you name it, they have spunked
29:10on it, cinema seats, theatres, graveyards, cars, every single car, they've whacked up into
29:16every single seat.
29:17I used to carry a handkerchief to work on seats on the bus, I'm now considering a beekeeper's
29:22outfit, aeroplanes, in the seats, the dirty dogs, seats, toilets, compits, that's what turbulence is.
29:31I am telling you, they have been fiddling away all through history, you asked Sir Edmund
29:35Hillary, if he tugged off on the top of Everest and he would say, yes, because it was there.
29:39Because it was there.
29:40Christopher Columbus, he discovered America so we could find a new place to wank it out.
29:45Neil Armstrong, what small step?
29:47One massive wank, and then he varnished the moon.
29:51I'm telling you, two basic rules, one, never sit down, and two, don't go barefoot, because we are
29:57standing on a carpet of glue, and if we could see life through UV glasses, the whole world would
30:04look like a melted gun.
30:05Oh, well, fair dues to George, he was maintaining a fine tradition.
30:09To George.
30:10To George.
30:10To George.
30:15It's round at Sammy's.
30:18I didn't like a chicken.
30:21You're supposed to be the clever one, but if Leo presses charges and you get a criminal record,
30:28you won't get into university.
30:30That's not true, actually.
30:32Sherry from down the road, she got caught shoplifting, and now she's doing economics.
30:37Which is funny, if you think about it.
30:39Now button it.
30:42You will go and apologise.
30:45You'll apologise in person, and I want you to write him a letter.
30:48Of course.
30:49Don't you dare!
30:52You'll write a formal apology.
30:55Plus, you can add up how much you owe him with all the wine and stuff, then double it and
30:59pay him back,
31:10then you can tell us why you did it.
31:14I mean, I'm not stupid.
31:16I get it, OK?
31:18When I was a kid, I had a key to my nan's, and I would bunk off.
31:22And sit in her flat when she was out on Thursday afternoons.
31:26And I did that for five years, and no one knew a thing, but that was family.
31:29He's the man next door!
31:32He's asking him.
31:33He gave us his key, didn't he?
31:35It's an open door.
31:36And you're too young to know when you're being, like, seduced.
31:40I'm so stupid.
31:42It's a good point.
31:46Because Leo's a bit out there, he's a bit obvious, and if he does call the police,
31:52it would be a good line to take in court.
31:55He's a homosexual man choosing to live ten feet away from two healthy lads.
32:02Two healthy, sexy lads, let's say it.
32:07He looks at me sometimes.
32:09Does he?
32:10Catch him, now and then.
32:12Iron me up.
32:13He can't help himself.
32:15Well, that could be useful.
32:16God, you're all just idiots!
32:18Do you know why I went there?
32:21To get away from you lot!
32:23To get away from this house!
32:25To get away from you!
32:28Well, you're grounded.
32:30And don't think you can go round the ass-hands.
32:32Because that Boone and his mother are all yet, George,
32:35to take your right car.
32:44I tell you what, darling, you'd better get your locks changed.
32:48Mike Wise, just in case.
32:50Such a hassle.
32:51Oh, God, I've got the keys safe too.
32:53I'll have to change everything.
33:10Do you want theumerical scene?
33:13How done?
33:22elmerical scene's ago
33:22Can't help...
33:25Her job was something.
33:27takash
33:28bogus
33:28and
33:28I don't want to step on your armor again.arto
33:30Don't
33:31gehen Don't
33:31go謝謝 Don't
33:33give. Don't go
33:35up Let's go to
33:35God evolution
33:40Let's go.
34:11I don't know.
34:35Do you think he went through your things, little Georgie Porchie?
34:40Worry my pants.
34:41Hmm, I would.
34:42Good.
34:43Do you think he did?
34:44Why? What would he find?
35:06I don't know.
35:16Boss, I was thinking, did you check your computer?
35:18No, it's good. It's locked. It's got a password.
35:21Although if I leave the email open, it stays unlocked.
35:53It's locked.
35:53I'll tell you one thing bothering me.
35:55That night you were texting, George.
35:57So? I was being kind.
35:59Yeah, I know, but if his mom and dad demand to know everything, George shows it to them.
36:04But I said nice things.
36:06Oh, God, I left a voice note.
36:09George, I swear, if you tell your girlfriends about this,
36:11they won't tell you that every single stupid boy does this,
36:14and you'll laugh about it.
36:16Because there's such a big world out here,
36:18and you can have boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever you like.
36:22You can have all the wild and crazy hot sex you want night after night.
36:26So I promise you, George,
36:28that's a great big K-Life.
36:31Just waiting for you.
36:43So if I delete it,
36:44will I delete on George's threat?
36:45Yes.
36:46I'm getting rid of it.
37:01Bus, I sent you that password generator.
37:03It's free, and it's brilliant.
37:04Thanks, Mikey.
37:05Oh, well, you weren't so helpful this afternoon, were you?
37:06I was pointing out the obvious.
37:08What?
37:09You posted all his wanky video on the group show.
37:10Oh, yeah.
37:11What's all the other son?
37:23He gets it all out online.
37:25It's all bears all.
37:26It's ten out of ten.
37:27And I mean ten.
37:34It's not private.
37:35It's a business.
37:36And he chooses to promote you.
37:37It's not even up for debate.
37:39He's your neighbor's son.
37:40He's 25.
37:41He's only 25.
37:43He sells it.
37:44He wants us to see.
37:45Is that on your phone?
37:46It's on everyone's.
37:47Well, then you should delete it.
37:48If I end up taking Clive Goss to court,
37:49the behavior of his son could be very good evidence.
37:52Leo, just don't have it anywhere.
37:54Well, it's not like I fancy him or anything.
37:57Well, not much.
37:58Oh, God.
38:01I'll delete it.
38:01I'll delete it.
38:11This is what they do.
38:12They make a link between gay men and children.
38:15And that link is ineradicable.
38:17It cannot be removed.
38:18And they know that, the bastards.
38:21So they repeat it.
38:22They shout it over and over and louder and louder.
38:25Well, that's nice.
38:26Thanks, boss.
38:27What do we do to deserve that?
38:29What do you mean?
38:30Your message on the group chat.
38:31Guilty as charged.
38:32That's on my CV, Mr. Sturlus.
38:34What?
38:35What's just happened?
38:35He's just called us all perverts.
38:37I didn't see that.
38:38Look.
38:39Why would I do that?
38:41Look, look.
38:42There's the time.
38:42It's now.
38:43Twelve minutes past.
38:44Right now.
38:44And you saw me.
38:45I was sitting here.
38:45I didn't send it.
38:46You must have been on dictation.
38:47You must have had to buy a mistake.
38:48You did say perverts out loud.
38:50But it's not that bad, Melba.
38:52I've got this couple in the museum.
38:54Blake and Robbie.
38:54They've just adopted three children.
38:56They've never been able to do that back in the day.
38:58So things are better.
39:23They've never been able to do that back in the day.
39:25They've never been able to do that back in the day.
39:26They've never been able to do that back in the day.
39:27They've never been able to do that back in the day.
39:28They've never been able to do that back in the day.
39:30They've never been able to do that back in the day.
39:54alrighty you lot
39:55got a surprise for you today
39:59I love my job man
40:01say hi Molly
40:03oh my god
40:05here we go
40:25this is for you girls
40:28that's for you fellas
40:32oh
40:33Oh, my God.
41:04Okay, it's been a long day.
41:06Good luck, troops.
41:08Keep buying the flag.
41:10Seriously, though, be careful.
41:12What now?
41:14Your phone texted a teenager.
41:16Oi, I didn't do anything wrong.
41:19There's nothing like that on my phone, Liam.
41:21Sometimes I think you lot are so full of all your freedoms.
41:24It's a sky.
41:45Oh, my God.
42:01Oh, my God.
42:02Oh, my God.
42:12Oh, my God.
42:17Oh, my God.
42:32We're going to get a bunch of them
42:34I'll ask you, I'll ask you, I'll say