00:00Hello?
00:00Hi, Mum, it's Tim. I'm just wondering, can I borrow six quid?
00:05You what?
00:06It's Tim. Can I borrow six quid?
00:08Are you taking f***ing? Is it that tiny tin?
00:12You taking the f***ing?
00:14No, it's not. I mean, it is, but I'm not taking any of your care.
00:18Where have you got my number from?
00:19Oh, for me?
00:20She said ringing and we can get, like, some money.
00:23You're not the only one I'm ringing.
00:24I'm going to ring loads of people and get six quid.
00:27Listen, stop ringing my phone.
00:29I think your content's absolutely...
00:32I don't know where you've got my number,
00:34but I don't... Why are you ringing me for?
00:36I've got one six quid.
00:38Do you actually wake up in the morning and think,
00:40right, I'm just going to start doing these funny phone calls?
00:42Why don't you get yourself a job? You're an absolute whopper, man.
00:47I'm not having a whopper for ages.
00:50Listen to me.
00:51We've got things that are going on in the world
00:52and then you've just actually woke up this morning and thought,
00:54yeah, do you know what? Let's just do a few funny phone calls.
00:57Like, what's the deal?
00:58Well, what a...
01:02It's just ringing people just...
01:04I did want to cheer you up, but...
01:06So, like, you got up on the wrong side of the pub?
01:09Well, it looks like you always get up on the wrong side of the bed, love it.
01:12Listen, I ain't got time for it.
01:13Some of us have actually got jobs.
01:15Going to ring somebody else, can't be...
01:17Oh, listen, don't go.
01:19Don't go. Stay there.
01:21What for?
01:22Just stay there a minute.
01:23Have you not got nothing else better to do with your time, really?
01:29Why don't you go and ring somebody else?
01:31Don't be ringing me.
01:32I'm busy.
01:35I want to know where you've got my number,
01:36but honestly, if you keep on ringing,
01:38that'll be it.
01:39I'll be phoned it, please.
01:40Let's go.
01:41Are you interested in your content?
01:46All right, try it back.
01:48Wait, come back!
01:49Wait, don't go!
01:50Wait, wait there!
01:51Just wait there in my neck!
01:53What's that?
01:54Hello, I've just found this phone.
01:56It was left on the bench.
01:57It was what?
01:58This phone's just been left on the bench.
01:59Who is it?
02:00Who's this now?
02:02I'm just walking past this phone,
02:04and it was on the bench.
02:05Oh, give over.
02:06You're on a proper wind-up, you two.
02:08Honestly, see you in a bit.
02:09I can't be bothered.
02:10Don't go, I'm going to joke it!
02:12Don't go, I'm joking with it!
02:14So is that your actual real voice?
02:17Why don't you just, like,
02:18why don't you just actually behave like a normal human being?
02:21You sound far better like that.
02:22I know.
02:23I know.
02:25But I like doing this voice because it's funny.
02:27Why, why, why, why are you actually getting out of it?
02:30I don't get it.
02:31I don't understand.
02:33Over the money, I get...
02:35Or do you get paid, do you?
02:37Yeah, you get paid.
02:39Who's actually paying for that?
02:41Because I just don't get it.
02:43Well, no one's paying for it.
02:45I just, I just get money.
02:47Oh, do you?
02:48Right, listen, I ain't got fancy in a bit.
02:50Bye, love.
02:50At least my job's safe.
02:52That was...
02:57Wow, she's a moody cow.
02:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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