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90 Day The Last Resort Between The Sheets - Season 2 Episode 1 - Sheets: Last Chance for a Fairytale
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00:00I mean, what do you expect two straight married men to do with this thing?
00:03Well, oh, me.
00:05Put it in the hole.
00:08Is this the same sounds that Patrick used to make on this thing?
00:12Damn it.
00:16You ready for this?
00:18I'm so ready.
00:18I'm so ready to watch myself from my castle.
00:21Oh, wait, I do remember this.
00:24Get it, girl.
00:26I love it.
00:30Time to party.
00:32No.
00:34No party.
00:35Why don't you just enjoy and let me also enjoy this today?
00:38No.
00:39Personally, they were sneaking all the time to have drinks,
00:43because Jenny couldn't know about that.
00:45The rest of the time, he would sneak drinks.
00:48I have quite a few secrets.
00:55Can you go out?
00:56I need to pee.
00:58Why are you so pride?
01:00I've never seen you pee.
01:01I've never seen you pee in my life.
01:03Yeah.
01:04I used to, like, sit on G's lap while he was .
01:07I'm like, and I know, because he would be there for so long,
01:10and I'd be like, I miss you.
01:11That is interesting.
01:16Do you have excessive masturbation desire,
01:20where you have to, like, stop in the middle of the day,
01:22go to the bathroom and masturbate?
01:25Patrick!
01:27Patrick!
01:27The bed was like this.
01:28He was watching something.
01:31I was so mad.
01:33I was, like, for days.
01:37I'm doing everything.
01:38I left my easy life in Turkey and came here.
01:41You left your garbage life and have an amazing life now.
01:45Amazing life?
01:46It's a big disrespect to a man.
01:49I can go tomorrow back to my country and do whatever I want.
01:54Who cares?
01:55If you become a bitch like this,
01:57I want my own life back.
01:59I was so .
02:01Peaceful.
02:06How you been?
02:07Yeah, man.
02:07How you doing?
02:08It's so good to see you.
02:09You're way stronger.
02:11It's been a while.
02:11Jesus.
02:12Take me back to the castle.
02:15Rebecca, interview, take one.
02:17All right.
02:18The first clip we're going to watch
02:20is when you all arrived at the castle.
02:22That's okay.
02:23Yeah, I feel like I recognize those scales.
02:25Yeah, I recognize that tree.
02:26Yeah, that one.
02:28Little memories there.
02:29Ah, the castle!
02:35This is a castle.
02:38Bring all those memories back.
02:40We're, like, in a fairy tale.
02:50Wow.
02:51Welcome to Sunbury Castle.
02:53Hello.
02:54Here's your welcome lecture.
02:55Really?
02:56Oh, my God.
02:56Do you have five to two?
02:57He had eight.
02:59I would just like to say, on record,
03:01that one of the suitcases was Sarper,
03:02so not all eight of them were mine.
03:04One suitcase was just shoes, because shoes are heavy.
03:06Um, I had a suitcase full of hair styling,
03:09equipment, products, and wigs.
03:11I had another suitcase that was just coats.
03:14I had a suitcase full of, like, dresses and cute outfits.
03:19Oh, I had another suitcase that was mostly facial devices.
03:23What was in the last two?
03:25I want to say more outfits.
03:26I think that I, I think I needed, like,
03:28two or three suitcases just for clothes.
03:30Oh, and of course it is.
03:31I had a whole suitcase of just handbags.
03:34Can you imagine that with luggage, luggage, luggage?
03:37I mean, I have a lower back pain,
03:39chronical lower back pain because of this.
03:42Hello.
03:43Good afternoon.
03:43Welcome to Sunbury Castle.
03:46We're so excited to be here.
03:48Oh, my God.
03:48Part of the therapy retreat.
03:50Yes.
03:50Doesn't that look lovely?
03:52Oh, my God.
03:54There we are.
03:55Stay in our Lady Jane Grey room.
03:58Famously named after the only woman that King Henry VIII loved.
04:01King Henry VIII separated England from the Catholic Church,
04:05which allowed him to divorce his wives.
04:09So here we are going through, like, the discussions of divorce.
04:12It's like looking back and I'm like,
04:14was that the right place?
04:17And then in 1535,
04:19he stayed for 10 days with his second wife, Anne Boleyn,
04:24who he famously beheaded, unfortunately.
04:26Oh, my God.
04:27I miss the castle.
04:29I love that.
04:30You love that?
04:31Mm-hmm.
04:32I understand him.
04:33I'm sorry about him.
04:38I figured out where we were going before we went.
04:41I was a private investigator.
04:43Like, I know how to do this.
04:44I started looking up all of the castles
04:46that you could rent a room in.
04:48So there was one that was booked up
04:51specifically for the same days
04:52that we were supposed to be traveling.
04:54I think somebody slipped up in said castle.
04:56I can't remember who did it,
04:58but somebody slipped up and said castle,
04:59and then they were like,
05:00no, I didn't say that.
05:01I didn't say that.
05:04Wow.
05:05Jenny, you are so sexy, Jenny there.
05:09Ah, Jenny in the bed already.
05:12That's her favorite spot.
05:13Well, maybe you always wanted a bed like this.
05:16Can we fit it on the plane?
05:17We can have a curtain and...
05:19I do.
05:20I want this bed.
05:23He dresses so fun.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:25They are so cute.
05:27They're so cute.
05:27They're so cute.
05:28And so in love.
05:29I know.
05:29I love that.
05:30Oh, my God.
05:31It's so cute.
05:32So are you ready to make use of this bed
05:35now that your parents aren't around?
05:37I am ready.
05:38So be ready tonight.
05:40He's always ready.
05:42Damn.
05:45Yeah.
05:47Earlier, like any moment of the day,
05:49like we feel it, we do it.
05:50But now my parents are home.
05:52So now we are not that free.
05:55Like when my parents leave somewhere,
05:57I am the kind of person.
05:58I can let go.
05:59And then she now,
06:01she starts taking like revenge.
06:04No, you're not getting it now.
06:06Like we are not teenagers.
06:08Like we're going to get it.
06:10My parents are out.
06:11Let's do it.
06:12This is not the way going to work.
06:13You have to work for it.
06:15And then only you'll get it.
06:19Okay.
06:21Sex, when you're older,
06:23it's not something that you think like you will do
06:25every single day in your life.
06:27So when you do it,
06:28it has to be quality.
06:30So just thinking that in her house,
06:33she have to be quiet and be careful.
06:36Wow.
06:37It's, it's, it's kind of sad.
06:39Can you relate?
06:40Did you used to sneak around when you were younger?
06:42There was a girl that was giving me
06:44a in the kitchen of the house.
06:49And my mother came in.
06:53That was awful.
06:54The penis from,
06:57it went to like,
07:01right away.
07:02That was sad.
07:03And you know,
07:04it was even sadder
07:05because the girl was so good.
07:11This is so cute.
07:14I like the bat.
07:15I wanted that bat for me.
07:18I think I'm going to have a shot.
07:21To?
07:23To reconnecting.
07:24Growth.
07:25And respect.
07:26And respect.
07:28That slow gin,
07:30we crush so much of it.
07:31First night,
07:32I finished that by myself.
07:34Oh yeah,
07:35we had that in our room too.
07:36Oh yeah.
07:37And it was actually delicious.
07:38I really wonder if it's like a castle thing in England.
07:42Or like what,
07:43I mean to me,
07:43it tasted like a port,
07:45you know?
07:45It's almost like a Jägermeister.
07:46Yeah.
07:48But less strong.
07:49Yeah.
07:50Less strong.
07:50Less licorice.
07:52Less licorice.
07:52Yeah.
07:56Oh.
07:59Look at this beautiful bed.
08:02I mean,
08:02honestly,
08:03I'm going to sleep here.
08:05Yeah,
08:06with Guillermo,
08:06it's like one day he likes who I am
08:08and then the next day he's completely standoffish
08:10and I never,
08:11I just like,
08:12I never know what I'm getting.
08:13Have you guys traveled together very much?
08:15Um,
08:16we've done smaller trips,
08:16but within the United States.
08:18So this is like your first big trip together.
08:20Yeah,
08:20this is his first time to Europe ever.
08:22Did you sit together on the plane?
08:23No,
08:23we did not.
08:26On purpose?
08:27That's per his request.
08:28He requested that he not sit next to me.
08:30I have no beef.
08:31In fact,
08:31I think I even did a little video like,
08:33waving to him like,
08:34across like,
08:34several aisles.
08:36You could see him?
08:36Yeah.
08:36We were on the same plane.
08:38What a baby.
08:39When are the biggest babies?
08:41Nobody's trying to
08:41have their way with you.
08:44I remember that first day.
08:46I was figuring out how this was going to work
08:48because we haven't shared a room in a long time.
08:51One of the last times
08:53that I was in the bed with you,
08:55you used me.
08:57For what?
08:59To have sex.
09:04All right,
09:04let me tell you the story.
09:05It was a year before we came to the castle
09:07and the last time we shared a bed,
09:10I really felt that
09:11Clara used me for sex.
09:12We were sleeping in different rooms
09:15and she sends me
09:18a video
09:20on social media
09:21of a big butt
09:23full
09:25of oil
09:26shaking.
09:27And then she was like,
09:28do you want to do it on me?
09:30And I was like,
09:33it.
09:35I used you to have sex.
09:37You did.
09:38You did.
09:39Okay.
09:40You're making Latinos look bad.
09:42Come on.
09:42Latinos would love to jump on a girl like Clara.
09:44Like, come on.
09:45You literally just wanted to have sex
09:47and the next day,
09:47I tried to sleep with you again
09:49as a normal couple
09:50and you didn't want it.
09:53Clara, why did you use Guillermo for sex?
09:55That's so disrespectful towards men's.
09:59I mean, we're, are we not married?
10:01What am I supposed to be doing?
10:02I didn't know.
10:03I have never heard a man.
10:04Use him for sex?
10:05Well, I'm not going to lie.
10:06I have done that to my husband
10:07because sometimes I have needs.
10:08Well, but that's part of marriage.
10:10Yeah.
10:10Hey, I'm horny.
10:11Do you want to take care of my needs
10:12because you're my person?
10:13Like, that is normal.
10:13What do you want me to go outside
10:14and find someone?
10:15Like, no.
10:18It was just like,
10:19one night, one touch up.
10:21I'm done.
10:22I don't need you anymore.
10:23Like, for us,
10:24it was never like just sex.
10:26It was very passionate.
10:28Or that's what I thought.
10:29And then maybe I was in my own movie.
10:32Now we're going to watch
10:33some never-before-seen footage
10:35of Shekinah and Sarper
10:37settling into their room.
10:38This is going to be super, really nice.
10:42It's the restroom.
10:44You have to see this, babe.
10:48Wow.
10:49This is so pretty.
10:51And the lighting is really good.
10:54Yeah, the bathroom was like the most,
10:57my favorite part.
10:58It's so pretty.
11:00What is this?
11:02Why is it see-through?
11:04That's your throne, babe.
11:05Go have a seat.
11:07Oh, my God.
11:08I had the exact same problem.
11:10Like, what's with the see-through door
11:12in the bathroom?
11:15Can you go out?
11:16I need to pee.
11:18Go ahead.
11:19Go pee.
11:20What's the problem?
11:20I don't like it.
11:21There's a door.
11:22You know, we don't have anything-
11:24Why are you so private?
11:25I've never seen you pee.
11:26I've never seen you pee in my life.
11:28Yeah.
11:29When I was living with Kiera,
11:31I was doing it in front of her.
11:33And, like, we have to choose.
11:34Like, we have to live together forever.
11:36No?
11:37Or that's what we thought.
11:39I used to, like, sit on G's lap while he was .
11:43And, like, and I know-
11:44That's-
11:44Because he would be there for so long,
11:45and I'd be like, I miss you.
11:47Like, I miss you.
11:47I want to, like, chat.
11:49So I would just, like, sit,
11:50and he'd be like, really?
11:50And I'm like, yeah.
11:51That is interesting.
11:52Needed a hug.
11:53That's a new level of, like, comfort there.
11:56Even till now, like, if we stay in a hotel room,
11:59like, I always make sure I poop in the lobby bathroom.
12:02Wait, what?
12:04Hold on.
12:05Just out of respect.
12:07Respect to who?
12:08The other people in the room.
12:11Pat, you have seen me peeing.
12:12Actually, I pee with my legs like this.
12:14Mm-hmm.
12:15And pee and poop.
12:16I see-
12:17I see like this in the toilet,
12:19and then I pee like this.
12:21You know?
12:22And, yeah.
12:24Oh, have a seat.
12:24Will you watch me when I'm
12:25I mean, I don't, I don't want to.
12:27Oh, my God, babe.
12:29I will never see your husband peeing.
12:31You guys are husband and wife.
12:33You should not be that shy.
12:36Go.
12:36I don't want it.
12:37I don't want you to watch.
12:38Do you sit when you pee, or what?
12:40Mm-hmm.
12:41No.
12:42Why sit?
12:43He pee sitting, or he pee staying?
12:46He doesn't stand up to pee?
12:48I bet you pee sitting down.
12:50That's the problem.
12:51That's what it is.
12:54No, I never.
12:57This is too much.
12:58I'm sorry, but wait a minute.
13:03Where is this door?
13:05Don't look at me.
13:07Why do you watch someone?
13:08Well, like, did you answer the question she,
13:10like, she said about you peeing and standing up or sitting?
13:13After an age, a man has to sit and pee.
13:16But, I mean, I cannot.
13:17I tried once or twice, but it's so uncomfortable.
13:21It's so easy to standing up and peeing, you know?
13:24I'm not peeing, like, a fire truck hose anymore, you know?
13:27Stand next to a guy, a young guy, is like 20, 21.
13:30I hear he's peeing, like, then I'm looking at mine.
13:34Pee, break, break, pee.
13:36That sucks.
13:37The guy's like, you OK, brother?
13:40You need some gasoline in there, some oil?
13:42Do you know when I also pee sitting when my penis is ?
13:48That's a tough one.
13:49It's a tough one, man.
13:50That's a tough one.
13:51Because, like, then you have to sit and, like, point it down.
13:55Yeah, no, it's not.
13:55And, like, do it like, ah, that hurts.
13:58It hurts like a bitch because you have to, like...
14:01You're just not supposed to do it.
14:06Have you ever measured your hair?
14:08No.
14:08No?
14:09You want to try?
14:10Yeah.
14:10Have you ever had it, like, longer than your butt?
14:12No, like that.
14:13You see, like, it's right here.
14:14Yeah, it's right there.
14:15Have you ever had it longer?
14:16Yeah, I'm like, I think I can use this.
14:18I don't rush, like, from here to here.
14:20I think it go out here, right?
14:22The...
14:23I think it's just one inch.
14:25One inch.
14:25Wait, what the heck?
14:26Nine inch?
14:27Thirty inch?
14:28What is 34?
14:32What is 10?
14:33Inches.
14:3434 inches?
14:36Almost three feet.
14:37Three feet?
14:38That's long.
14:39Oh, my God, three feet?
14:40My hair is longer than my daughter.
14:42And taller than my daughter.
14:44The next scene is when everyone met up at the pub the first night.
14:48All right.
14:53Cheers.
14:54Cheers.
14:54Cheers.
14:56Cheers.
14:57First day.
14:59Oh, hello.
15:00Hello, hello.
15:02Hello.
15:02Hello.
15:03So little.
15:04Oh, my God.
15:05To me, it was, like, this tiny.
15:08I think something next to me is, like, here.
15:10So tiny.
15:11I was, like, to me, so tiny person.
15:13Jenny, too.
15:14They're so cute and small.
15:16Nice to meet you.
15:17I'm Patrick.
15:18I know you.
15:19I saw you on TV.
15:20First time seeing them in person.
15:22It was so cute, right?
15:23A solid foot shorter than I thought.
15:26It was, like, mind-blowing.
15:29You are the best.
15:30Yeah, I am.
15:32Hey, look.
15:33I'm making friends.
15:35Hi.
15:37How are you?
15:38I'm good.
15:39Nice to meet you.
15:40Nice to meet you, too.
15:42I feel, like, covered up compared to you.
15:47I am super high.
15:48Oh, this is the first time I'm meeting everyone.
15:51But I was a big fan of the power
15:53because she is the one who's doing wrestling.
15:56And I'm a big wrestling fan from my childhood.
15:59My favorite wrestler, like, always, John Cena.
16:04And power is there.
16:06Now I'm a big fan already.
16:08Oh, my God, Jenny.
16:09I'm such a fangirl.
16:11I'm sorry.
16:11Really?
16:12I'm such a, I'm, like, having a fangirl moment.
16:14Hi.
16:14I'm Shekinah.
16:15Can I hug you?
16:16Well, I know you.
16:17She's funny.
16:17I love you.
16:17I love them.
16:19Nice to meet you.
16:20Nice to meet you, too.
16:22You guys are all so beautiful.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:24Have a seat.
16:24I just never thought I would actually get a chance
16:26to meet them.
16:27I live in Hollywood.
16:28I'm in the beauty industry.
16:29I've given facials to, like, some of the most A-list actors
16:34that you can think of.
16:35And I never felt this way about any of them.
16:39But just seeing Jenny and her cute little face and her glasses
16:43and Sumit is even cuter in person.
16:46They're both so tiny.
16:48I don't know.
16:48They're just adorable.
16:49And I was so excited to finally meet them.
16:51Oh, my God.
16:52Starper's gonna die.
16:54You each have a bucket in front of you.
16:57You can stand behind a bucket.
16:58Okay.
16:59On the, on the plastic?
17:01On the plastic.
17:01On the plastic.
17:03Woo-hoo!
17:08All right.
17:09Are you guys ready for the first game of the season?
17:11Ooh.
17:12Welcome to Pee in a Bucket.
17:14This game is inspired by all the chatter around
17:16Sarper's bathroom habits.
17:18You each have a bottle filled with water inside your buckets.
17:22Using your legs only, you'll have one minute to try to get
17:25as much of that water into your bucket as you can.
17:28Oh, I squeeze it like this?
17:30Yes.
17:31That's gonna be hard.
17:32Whoever gets the most water in the bucket wins.
17:34Basically, having a penis.
17:35Okay.
17:36Yeah.
17:36Having a penis.
17:37You're gonna pee like a dude.
17:39Okay.
17:40I'm ready.
17:41Ready?
17:41All right.
17:42Start.
17:45Woo-wee!
17:48Wow.
17:49Life is so good.
17:50I know.
17:51Aw, dude.
17:52Is this what urinals feel like?
17:54What do you think, huh?
17:55What do you think of my pain, dude?
17:57I think we have the exact same size.
18:01Ah.
18:03I'm not...
18:04Damn it.
18:09Now I have pee all over my feet.
18:11It's like how I pee when I'm drunk.
18:15Man.
18:16It's hard to keep a steady stream.
18:19It's not fair.
18:19He has a penis.
18:20I don't.
18:22Like, wait.
18:23Whoa.
18:24Can I use my boot for his penis?
18:30Man, that was a good pee.
18:32I finished, I think.
18:33You did?
18:34Did you shake it off?
18:35Oh, yeah.
18:36I mean, did you shake it?
18:36Just like the boys do.
18:39Mine's out.
18:40Me too.
18:42Okay, we're gonna send in our judge
18:43to see who got the most water in the buckets.
18:46Man, you have a lot of pee.
18:48Yeah, I did.
18:50Oh.
18:51Oh, this is really close.
18:52Yes, I have a lot of pee on him.
18:54Yeah, definitely.
18:55Yeah.
18:55Damn it.
18:56I think it's you.
18:58Whoa.
18:59Patrick wins.
19:00Tyce wins.
19:02Whoa!
19:05That was a whole workout.
19:07No, my thighs are, like, on fire.
19:08Right.
19:10Congratulations.
19:11Oh, yeah.
19:11You win.
19:12You did great, man.
19:13Like...
19:14Of course, that's...
19:15Yeah.
19:15Well, I'm glad that you didn't disappoint the man group.
19:19So, having spent so much time in the UK,
19:22can you guys do a good British accent?
19:24Well, you gotta be proper.
19:25You got the proper pubs.
19:26You know what I like to f*** off?
19:28Want some tea?
19:30F*** off.
19:31A crock me a bottle of water.
19:34Can I get a coffee?
19:36Oh, here we go!
19:37They don't say,
19:38How are you?
19:39I say,
19:40You all right?
19:40Oh, yeah.
19:41You all right.
19:42But it makes me wonder if I am all right.
19:45Yeah.
19:46A binge for breakfast.
19:48Beans are bad for you,
19:50because you can fart a lot.
19:54I give my best.
19:56Okay.
19:57The next scene we're gonna watch
19:59is Jenny becoming concerned with Sue Mitch drinking at the bar.
20:02Yeah.
20:02Yeah.
20:03Let's see.
20:04Cheers.
20:05Cheers.
20:05I'm always bringing this.
20:08I'm the bad man.
20:10Thank God.
20:11I was so excited.
20:12I wanted to just come here.
20:14Meet someone and hang out with the boys at party.
20:17Yeah.
20:18They do know.
20:20Don't get drunk.
20:23Like, everybody's there, only I'm not the one allowed to enjoy.
20:28Right.
20:28This is the guy.
20:29You know, did you meet Sarper?
20:30Yes.
20:30He's a gentleman, isn't he?
20:32Yeah.
20:32He's just trying to...
20:33Did you meet Sarper?
20:35Pay attention to the Sarper.
20:36Ignore the drinks.
20:37If anything goes wrong, he's the responsible,
20:39but he keeps giving me drinks.
20:41He's saying, like, here, he will get drunk,
20:43and he will roll on the floor and fall on the floor.
20:47Like, for that level, I need at least, like,
20:51a bottle of whiskey.
20:52Normally, when he drinks, does he do something
20:56that you don't like, or...?
20:57Hey, he'll fall down on the floor and walk into a wall.
21:02Oh, Sarper does the same thing.
21:04Come on.
21:05Let's go.
21:07Where?
21:07No, no.
21:08Outside.
21:09We are having a good time.
21:10We're going outside.
21:12I usually have to be carried out places.
21:15Sarper has carried me out of a number of parties,
21:18but he doesn't mind.
21:19It's, like, an opportunity to show off how strong he is,
21:21so he loves it.
21:23I want to enjoy.
21:24Like, we are here, too, for therapy.
21:26I'm here to enjoy.
21:27Okay, then go enjoy.
21:33Jenny is leaving?
21:34Idiot.
21:34Oh, idiot?
21:36Jenny!
21:37I'm embarrassed that that just happened.
21:40He blames me for everything.
21:43What?
21:45You decide not to drink?
21:47No, I decide to take you back.
21:50Like, this is not the way.
21:51What is the age difference between Jenny and Samet?
21:53Do you remember?
21:54I think it's, like, 20.
21:55So it's the same for me and Zied.
21:57No.
21:57And yet, the dynamic there is not the same at all.
22:02No.
22:02No.
22:02Like, I never treat him like that.
22:04What if he likes that?
22:05Imagine playing, like, role play.
22:08No, but literally, I wonder if, like, behind closed doors,
22:11if she acts like, you know, mommy's here.
22:14You being a bad boy.
22:16Let me take those pants out.
22:19The next clip is when Sarper pulls you out of the bar
22:22to talk about some comments you made about him.
22:25Oh, nice.
22:26Yeah, let's go sideways pretty quick from my memory.
22:31There's a thing that I want to talk about you.
22:35You said something about me, too.
22:37I know that.
22:38I mean, I watched it once.
22:39Oh, yeah.
22:40I mean, well, you know, it's...
22:42Yeah, it's maybe...
22:43He'll talk.
22:44Yeah.
22:45Sarper.
22:45Shekinah.
22:46Look at his chest.
22:47Shekinah.
22:47You think this guy is attractive.
22:49He's got a good smile.
22:52Like, those were the biggest ears I've ever seen in my life.
22:55Oh, my God.
22:56Okay, Patrick.
22:59Is Patrick jealous of your ears?
23:00I don't know.
23:01Because you're hooking up with more girls?
23:02You know, you banged a lot of girls.
23:04It's...
23:06It's impressive.
23:08He says not about this, bro.
23:10This is interesting because Sarper is not confrontational at all.
23:14Like, he's very uncomfortable with confrontation,
23:16with other people confronting other people.
23:19Like, he doesn't like to even listen to it.
23:20So this was really a big thing for him to do.
23:23You said that you have the biggest...
23:25He has the biggest ears I have ever seen.
23:29Yeah.
23:30I don't think Sarper ever thought about his ears before.
23:33And now I think he thinks about them a lot.
23:35And that's too bad because, you know, that was never, like, a hangup he had.
23:40I guess I'm kind of surprised that, like, he's lived however many years of his life not it being a
23:44problem.
23:44And then one person says it and now it's a problem.
23:45And I'm like, your ears are fine.
23:48You know, like...
23:48I think just seeing on TV someone talking about your physical appearance with a group of people and you're not
23:55there and they're all laughing about it, I think just hit different.
23:57No, on a mask scale it is very different.
23:59I'm sorry, like, if my ear comment, like, offended you.
24:03Your ears fit the size of your head.
24:05Your ears fit the size of your head?
24:07Did he just tell me he had a big head?
24:12Yo, look.
24:13You're gonna fly away.
24:15Look, they're actually big.
24:16Now that I look at it, they're actually big.
24:18Have you ever asked Thais, like, what's the most beautiful thing that she considers you have in your face?
24:25Bro, I have no...
24:26No, definitely not my face.
24:27It's my calves.
24:28Let's see.
24:29I kind of compare them to, like, you know, a nice set of breasts.
24:33Like, I mean...
24:35That's what I'm saying.
24:36Like, this one's just...
24:38Damn, brother!
24:39Yeah, what about you?
24:40My lips.
24:41I don't want to look now, but...
24:45It's okay, Patrick.
24:47You got some good lips.
24:48We are in a new generation.
24:53Like, see, I have a...
24:54I have a small head, and so I have small ears.
24:59Who cares?
25:00I call Patrick all the time tiny head.
25:02He doesn't care.
25:03I'm like, give me a tiny head.
25:04You know, we play with that.
25:05And Patrick knows that he has a tiny head and tiny ears.
25:08And just the fact that, like, Sarfer gets so, like, offended by something so little.
25:14Yes.
25:15Or big.
25:16Like...
25:20Your ears are a lot bigger than mine.
25:22Yeah, it is.
25:23You know?
25:23And they keep growing.
25:25Yeah.
25:25I was surprised, like, Sarfer was that sensitive about it, to be honest.
25:29Because, like, he's a good-looking guy.
25:31He knows he's a good-looking guy.
25:33You know?
25:34Takes care of himself.
25:36So...
25:38That was surprising.
25:39I just wanted to do my best I could to just de-escalate the situation.
25:44And, yeah, I think I was definitely, like, extra, extra nice about the whole thing.
25:52I believe in you.
25:53But if you talk once more about my ears...
25:56All right.
25:57All right.
25:58Okay, okay.
25:59But it's funny, Sarfer.
26:01You understand that comedy.
26:02Like, you mock and laugh about other people.
26:04Not about the visuals.
26:06I mean, even if I want to change, I cannot change my ears.
26:09Let's get another drink.
26:10Yeah.
26:12We deserve that.
26:13Yeah.
26:13I never look at your ears, man.
26:15And even if they point it out, we'll never...
26:16I only saw your eyes.
26:17Yeah, perfect.
26:18They were like this.
26:19Like this.
26:20Sarfer, what about you?
26:22What did you first notice about Pau?
26:23Boobs.
26:26Of course, I mean...
26:27Damn, that huge.
26:28Oh, I cannot even look at her.
26:30Am I talking with your boobs or with you, girl?
26:32I mean...
26:35Can you juggle?
26:35I can't juggle.
26:37It's not too hard.
26:38I mean, first you gotta, like, start off with, like, if you can do this...
26:43Then you can kind of get it.
26:44Mm.
26:46Ooh, ooh, ooh.
26:47Wow, ooh, wow.
26:48Oh, wait.
26:48But that's like...
26:49Is that juggling?
26:49That looks legit.
26:52Well done.
26:53Yeah.
26:54So try the two in one hand first.
26:59Okay.
26:59Well, it doesn't work if they collide, does it?
27:01All right.
27:01Then we can try something, too.
27:03All right.
27:03So I'm gonna do two.
27:04Okay.
27:05And then you're gonna throw me the one and I'm gonna go into three.
27:09Yeah.
27:09Hold on, hold on.
27:10I'm ready.
27:14All right, go.
27:15Ah!
27:15Damn!
27:17Not there yet.
27:20The next clip is the first group therapy with everyone together.
27:24Big day.
27:25I was so nervous this day.
27:28Oh, my God.
27:30Please take a seat.
27:36This is gonna be intense.
27:38Did you see how nervous I was?
27:40Yeah, I see that.
27:42Can we say this doctor is so handsome?
27:47He's so handsome.
27:51Welcome, everyone.
27:52Hi.
27:53Hello.
27:54I'm Persia.
27:55I'm a dating and relationship coach.
27:57I'm Dr. Tyrone K. Grandison, a doctor of marriage and family therapy.
28:01Ooh, Dr. Tyrone.
28:04Patrick's gonna kill me.
28:05But I told him, I said, Patrick, look at Dr. Tyrone.
28:08He's so handsome, right?
28:10He said, yes.
28:12He looks like a doll, like, you know, a doll, a man doll.
28:18And I'm Dr. Tara.
28:19I'm a professor of sexual communication and a certified sexologist.
28:24I actually have been following Dr. Tara for, like, years.
28:27What?
28:28So when I walked out and saw her there, I was, like, immediately fangirling.
28:32You recognized her?
28:32Yeah.
28:32I was like, ah, I love her.
28:34So I was pumped from the get-go.
28:37Patrick and Thais, what is going on with you guys?
28:41Like, she's just been distant.
28:42She just recently went to Brazil, like, to see her family.
28:45There was, like, this, like, random charge on the credit card for, like, almost $2,000.
28:52I actually got, um, I got done, like, a lipo in my back.
28:57You got liposuction?
28:59Yes.
29:01Whoa.
29:02What?
29:03It's a little odd to not share, like, big things like that.
29:07Okay.
29:07Because, like, if they have a child, what if something would have happened?
29:08Like, I feel like that's an important thing to say.
29:10That's true.
29:10If you're getting put to sleep, like, I don't know if it was a wake lipo or if she had
29:13to get put to sleep.
29:14Like, that is a big deal.
29:15But also, how did he not notice?
29:17Like, you're very, like, if she had her back done, he wouldn't be able to touch her without her, like,
29:21ow, that hurts.
29:22Because it hurts for a long time.
29:23Right, but I feel like she, he said that's why he thought she was cheating, because she was, like, hiding
29:26from him.
29:27Like, physically hiding herself from him.
29:29So it, like, added to the suspicion.
29:30Okay, yeah.
29:31Why every time I need to ask you things that I need to do?
29:36That pissed me off so bad.
29:38I know, I know.
29:39You don't need to ask me.
29:40You should at least tell me, because you know you'd want the same for me.
29:42How did you hide it from him when you came back?
29:46To have sex, I would turn the lights off.
29:49And then I would keep, like, shirt on and then just take the pants off.
29:54Right.
29:55So, and then, like, I wouldn't do, like, a four type of sex.
30:01Yeah, yeah.
30:01Oh, my God.
30:02She was just on the top.
30:03I was like, oh.
30:05Yeah, but he didn't notice.
30:06That was, like...
30:07That's crazy.
30:07Yeah.
30:08After having a baby, there was some things that I saw on myself that I didn't like.
30:14And why didn't you say anything?
30:16Because if I tell you, you argue every time.
30:19You fight every time.
30:21I mean, Thais gets whatever she wants.
30:24So, that excuse of not telling me because she's arguing, like, I'm just not buying it.
30:29I didn't tell him because I thought you wasn't going to say yes.
30:35I mean, I kind of noticed that, like, something happened in Brazil.
30:38She was either coming out of the bathroom or shower, and I saw, like, the two little dots on her
30:42back.
30:43And I was just like, oh, okay.
30:45We have a problem about talking about our issues.
30:48And, like, we're going to last resort, so I figured we'd just talk about it there.
30:52Thais, if somebody omits information, does that...
30:55Do you think that counts as a lie?
30:57No.
30:59No.
31:01This one was tough.
31:03I know, I mean, we were going to fight anyways.
31:06I didn't want to fight that time.
31:09You know, if you can go to the extent of, you know, having a procedure or doing something big like
31:13that and concealing that from your partner, it's like, it brings in that idea, like, what else would you not
31:17tell me?
31:17It's also very clear that the lack of comfort in her ability to communicate with him, I think, probably kept
31:23her away from sharing some of these things.
31:26And I also, quite frankly, do think that, you know, part of her didn't want to be maybe checked on
31:32what any of her decisions were going to be.
31:34Okay, so, Ross and Pao, how are you doing today?
31:37We're here for a reason.
31:39What's that reason?
31:41I feel like I'm very confused about my feelings, what I feel about him.
31:44I don't remember what was the last time I actually told him I love you back.
31:48I want to find out because we haven't even had time to be alone, because our son has been always
31:52in the middle, and I really wouldn't change that for anything in the world.
31:55He also shares the bed with us.
31:57How does that affect your sex life?
32:00Tremendously.
32:02I don't know, I feel like I chose a dead cow in there and like, okay, a dead cow.
32:11This is something you hear from couples who've been together a long time, all the time.
32:15Have you ever had a dead cow before?
32:17I've never had a dead cow, no.
32:19Other than one, you know, you eat, like steak, like...
32:23I'm not a dead cow, at least not yet.
32:29I think there's a huge discrepancy between how you guys are feeling.
32:35You've got to tell me, but I think a dead cow would be on the side.
32:38Like, you put your butt to him and he's like, boop, boop, you know?
32:42And you're like...
32:43I can do that one too.
32:44Yeah, but normally it's like...
32:44That's what I imagined.
32:45Yeah, I was thinking more like this.
32:48I ain't never seen a cow with all fours up.
32:50That's crazy.
32:50I know, but it's a Colombian cow.
32:52Right.
32:52So it's different.
32:53And they're crazy.
32:56I feel like the person who used to love to work and used to have this driven...
33:00Like, I used to admire him.
33:02I feel like he's not longer there.
33:04And we just moved to Las Vegas and I told him not to come with me.
33:08Yeah.
33:12Because I'm done.
33:14Because they've been together such a long time, they obviously have high stakes.
33:18They have a child together.
33:20They have a lot riding on this.
33:22And that's why it's...
33:23It was actually really quite painful watching where they were at.
33:26Like, for them, this really, really, really was the last resort.
33:30Come on in, ladies.
33:32We're gonna have some fun.
33:33I know!
33:34Hi.
33:36Move!
33:38Since Pau called herself a dead cow in bed, I'm gonna throw out different cow scenarios,
33:43and you have to act them out.
33:45Mwah!
33:46Watch my nipples.
33:48All right, let's start with Pau's dead cow.
33:52Pau's dead cow is probably just a starfish.
33:55Just spread out.
33:58Like that.
33:59And then he comes here.
34:00Ah!
34:01I'm a dead cow!
34:04I mean, that's a pretty good day cow.
34:06Now, let's try sexy cow.
34:09A sexy...
34:11Ah.
34:11Ah.
34:12Yeah, girl.
34:14Throwing it back.
34:16How about this?
34:17It's not bad.
34:18Do you think the bull's gonna come after me?
34:21Show me ballerina cow.
34:23How?
34:23Do you think the bull's gonna come after me?
34:24Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
34:28Ah!
34:28Yeah.
34:30Now try cows on the farm.
34:32Moo!
34:38You didn't grow up on a farm.
34:39I'm from listening.
34:40Let's go.
34:42Got it.
34:42Got it.
34:43Got it.
34:47All right, ladies.
34:48Next up, we're going to see Shekinah and Sarper in group therapy.
34:51Love it.
34:53Shekinah and Sarper, what challenges are you bringing with you into this couple's retreat?
34:58We have a lot of communication issues, respect issues, and there seems to be, like, a power struggle.
35:05I was thinking the same. Yes.
35:09He always says he's an alpha man, alpha male.
35:11I feel like an alpha man is going to provide and protect.
35:16He is so over her s***.
35:18When we have an issue, I'll shut down and I'll just kind of block him out like he doesn't exist
35:24to protect myself.
35:26Let's dive into Shekinah and Sarper's problems.
35:29I can tell you what it is right now. It's Shekinah. She's the problem.
35:32She's just got to be a victim all the freaking time.
35:35It's like the only way that she is validated is if she's the victim and Sarper is babying her.
35:42I just want, again, to be the alpha male, but she doesn't let me to do it.
35:47Quit saying you want to be that. Just be it.
35:51Could you explain that a little bit more?
35:52She doesn't respect me anymore. That's my biggest issue.
35:57Before I even met him, he messaged me, send a photo of my passport to your friends so that they
36:03know who you're going out with.
36:04Share your location with someone so that they know where you are.
36:08He was thinking of things about my safety that I wasn't even thinking about.
36:12So I thought, you know, this is an alpha to me. Like, I wanted to be with a guy like
36:17that.
36:18Men want us to respect them, but you have to earn respect. You have to deserve respect.
36:23And if you're telling me when you're angry at me that you're going to everyone in the city we live
36:28in.
36:30Yeah, that's very, very toxic behavior as a way to gain control and power in a very basic way.
36:37It's to threaten that you're going to cheat or leave them or sleep with someone else.
36:40When, as a man, when you get mad, sometimes you say something.
36:46Yeah, that doesn't make it okay.
36:48Sapa is incredibly demonstrative. He doesn't need to say a word and you know exactly what is going on with
36:54him.
36:54The eye rolling, the shrugging of the shoulders, the eyes getting, you know, he really tells a story just by
37:01looking at him.
37:02It's like he wants to have conflict. He sort of enjoys the drama of it and he plays off on
37:06that.
37:06To say things like, I'm going to sleep with other people, I'm going to leave you, I'm going to cheat
37:11and being so vocally disrespectful to her is a threat.
37:16It's actually because I think that shows me a man who is insecure, does feel like a little boy and
37:22it is his way of masking and controlling his own fears and insecurities.
37:27Listen, the way that you want to control her, it pisses me off. I'm just being honest.
37:32I'm sure you'd never let him to take the charge.
37:36Shut up.
37:39Hi.
37:41Girl, don't talk to my husband like that, first of all.
37:44There's no need to, he's not telling you to shut up.
37:47Rebecca comes and tell him like, hey, up because what you're saying is ridiculous.
37:51How the are you going to say that you're going to come and everybody in the city?
37:54That doesn't make any sense and he's disrespectful.
37:57But then Shekinah wants to defend her man.
38:01Yeah.
38:02And he's like, Rebecca's trying to defend you.
38:04The are you talking about?
38:05So is Shekinah saying it's okay for Sarpur to say he wants every girl to lay that?
38:12Apparently, it wasn't enough in 2000.
38:16I'm doing everything.
38:17I left my easy life in Turkey and came here.
38:18You left your garbage life and have an amazing life now.
38:24Amazing life.
38:25I can go tomorrow back to my country and do whatever I want.
38:30Who cares if you become a bitch like this?
38:33I want my old life back.
38:35I was so peaceful.
38:41Next time on Between the Sheets.
38:45Inspired by Sarpur's crotch setting off airport security,
38:48you're going to play a find it game using metal detectors.
38:51You have anything in here?
38:51Got it.
38:52And once you find the pairs of underwear, there are fun questions hidden inside.
38:56Are you in the Mile High Club?
38:58Yes, I'm in the Mile High Club.
39:00Don't tempt me with a good time.
39:03What about lube?
39:05We do use it.
39:07Love that.
39:08We use it, yeah.
39:08There's no shame in lube game.
39:10I think everybody should use lube.
39:12I don't even know people get so excited about lube, like Dr. Terror.
39:15Like, she was bummed.
39:17She's like, yeah, lube, yeah.
39:19I sure you, like, can't do it.
39:21We need a union, like man union, you know?
39:25I did a lot of bad things in my past.
39:28Right now I'm taking, I'm paying the redemption.
39:31Yeah, well, Carmen's a bitch.
39:33They have so much cojones, you know?
39:35They're so freaking brave about talking so bad about us,
39:37but then once we walk in, it's like crickets.
39:39Now the balls go, shh.
39:40Yeah.
39:42She likes to go out.
39:43She likes to drink.
39:44And she will do things that they will be very cheaty,
39:48going to these men's houses until like 4 a.m.
39:51The girl in the room that needs the attention from all the guys,
39:55that's Kara.
39:55I've noticed it with security.
39:57I've noticed it with even the medics.
40:00Like, literally any guy, she needs to have his attention.
40:04And I'm sorry for what she told you.
40:06Like, shut up.
40:07I don't like it.
40:07To be honest with you.
40:08He's bad-mouthing me to the man who was disrespectful.
40:12I'm so close to finish my relationship,
40:15to be honest with you.
40:17He let Sarpur apologize to him,
40:20thanked him for the apology,
40:22and then threw me under the bus.
40:24Ultimately, Sarpur doesn't give a fuck whether or not I like him.
40:27He wanted Zied to like him.
40:29So rude.
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