00:00I ain't going back to fucking jail!
00:02Ain't isn't a fucking word!
00:05Meet Ron Johnson, the chief of the Grammar Police.
00:08Being in the Grammar Police isn't easy.
00:10There's a lot of sick fucks out there.
00:12Hey girl, I got the beer and the con.
00:14Why don't you take a seat for me, Mr. Smith?
00:16You texted our decoy the wrong there 26 times.
00:20That is not true!
00:22Mr. Smith, we have the chat box.
00:24I knew this was a setup!
00:26Mr. Johnson told us after years of working this job,
00:29even hearing someone say ain't
00:30can trigger a severe PTSD attack.
00:34Six counts of run-on sentences
00:35and three counts of incorrect verb tense.
00:38You're going to rot in a cell for a long time.
00:40But I don't ever use no bad grammar.
00:43Sir, that was a double negative.
00:45You sick bastard.
00:47What should we do?
00:48Turn off your body cam.
00:50Wait!
00:50No!
00:51Using the wrong grammar around Chief Johnson
00:53ain't something you want to do.
00:55I told you!
00:56Wait, what?
00:57Ain't isn't a word!
01:00Ain't isn't a word!
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