00:00My name is Ron, and I'm addicted to Block Blast. Again.
00:04I tried to stop blasting, but I simply can't stay away.
00:07I must make combos and slide pieces into perfect harmony.
00:11Ron's addiction to Block Blast has recently been upgraded,
00:14and now all of his friends and family have begun to call him Blasting Ron.
00:19Ron locks himself away all day and blasts for hours on end.
00:23If he doesn't stop soon, he's going to blast himself into the void,
00:26where shapes and combos go to rot and burn.
00:29Ron, I know you're blasting off in there. I can literally smell it through the door.
00:33Leave me alone, Jandice. I'm trying to reach my max blast and topple my high score.
00:38Ron, I don't care if you're about to reach your max blast. Let me in now.
00:42I can't, Jandice. My hands and body are no longer my own.
00:45They've become one with the blocks.
00:48Ron's sister Jandice doesn't see his addiction ending anytime soon,
00:52so as a last-ditch effort, she brought him to see brutally honest therapist Dr. Victor Blaine.
00:58Here's what he had to say about Ron's addiction.
01:00Ron is a degenerate. There's no other way to put it.
01:03I can't stop, Dr. Blaine!
01:05Block Blast is the ultimate puzzle game.
01:07Nothing matches the thrill this game fills me with.
01:10Its innovative gameplay makes an addictive experience I can't abandon.
01:14I see why they call you Blasting Ron.
01:16I think I finally get it.
01:18I get it now.
01:19You're blasting.
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