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Coronation Street 4th June 2026
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00:25Come on, Brody. Get a move on her. You're gonna be late.
00:28Yes, Mum.
00:31Aw, it's the first time you've ever called me that.
00:34I was being sarcastic.
00:36Well, it's nothing to be ashamed of. We know how fond you are of us.
00:39Yeah. And you could always call Tim Dad, if you like, cos you won't mind, will you, Tim?
00:44No, of course not, son. I was winding you up.
00:47We're winding you up. Honestly, you kids, you think you're the only ones who can have a bit of fun.
00:55Oh, hi, Lisa. Is everything all right?
00:59Sorry, Sal. Not a social call.
01:02Brody, Michaelis, I'm arresting you on suspicion of theft.
01:05Oh, I haven't done anything.
01:07You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned,
01:10something which later would lie in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
01:13Are you taking the meat?
01:16Oh, my days.
01:17You know the drill.
01:21You've all behaved appallingly, Daniel included. I mean, that poor child.
01:26That poor child could have burnt the flat down whilst Daniel was comatose on the sofa.
01:31I can hear you two from outside.
01:33I've had this ever since he woke up.
01:37Look, I know you don't approve of what we did.
01:39Which was tough love, by the way. Something your generation doesn't stop banging on about.
01:44Kidnapping a child is not tough love.
01:46We didn't kidnap him. The young boy was wandering the streets. Anything could have happened to him.
01:50Listen, we can argue the rights and the wrongs of this till the cows come home.
01:54But the fact is, Daniel is spiralling out of control, and now he's neglecting Bertie.
02:00So, Team Barlow, what are we going to do about it?
02:11Can you at least wait for your sister?
02:13What for?
02:14Honestly, I would have loved a sister to walk to school with me, chat about the day ahead,
02:19you could discuss the latest fashions.
02:21Oh, they call those a good old days, do they?
02:23Oh. Hey, hey, Sam, why don't you walk with him?
02:26Why don't you concentrate on your own walking arrangements, and I will handle mine.
02:29Honestly, who on that flipping phone?
02:33Oh, the curse of Gen Z.
02:35Gen Z? Get you trendy, Dad.
02:37Pretentious Dad, I'm proud of it.
02:38Sam, why don't you catch her up?
02:40We don't really hang much at the moment.
02:42Really?
02:43That's a shame, you two used to be thick as thieves.
02:45Yeah, she's all about will these days.
02:49Hey, well, why don't you come to ours for your tea, eh?
02:52Give me a chance to have a cat chop.
02:54That's very kind, thank you.
02:55And don't forget, it's Bethany's birthday tea at the bistro later, eh?
02:58Oh, that's nice.
03:00Well, a bit of a last minute save, actually.
03:02Sarah had forgotten all about it, so we got a frantic call from her first thing.
03:06Arrange something, arrange something.
03:08Yeah, what are the downsides of having your own restaurant?
03:10You're the first port of call when the family want her knees up.
03:13Yeah, free food and drink, that's the main attraction for our lot.
03:16I could only imagine how my mum and Les would have treated the place.
03:18Yeah, probably just drank the place dry.
03:20And caused loads of fights.
03:22Please, Dad, can I see hope instead?
03:25We've both got loads of revision.
03:26I like Bethany Kurz whether I'm there or not.
03:28Okay, we'll just pop your head in later, will you?
03:30Oh, lovely. See you after Sam.
03:32See you later.
03:34I'd hate to think of those two losing their friendship.
03:37Oh, yeah.
03:38And, listen, let me tell you, the last thing I need is my hope getting involved with Will.
03:43So, has Adam signed the papers yet?
03:45I mean, I like to keep things in family if we can.
03:47That's the problem. Mixing business and family, he's kind of got a policy.
03:56What, so he doesn't want to represent me?
03:58So, how are you finding our little community?
04:02Idris.
04:02Yeah, Idris.
04:03Oh, very, very friendly, yeah. Everyone seems to know everyone else's.
04:07As well as everyone's business.
04:09And what they don't know they make up. Spoken like a true philosopher.
04:13I've never been called that before.
04:16Oh, you told me what happened with Berta.
04:18Not now, eh, Kirk?
04:20Yeah, now.
04:20Look, this is a cafe, not a cage fight, so if you're going to scrap.
04:23I left him with you, like an idiot.
04:25If the dunce cap fits.
04:26If you were going to get so drunk, that's your business.
04:28I could have took him with me. I was looking after the quads anyway.
04:32Daniel, I can see you're angry.
04:34Perceptive.
04:35I'm really sorry about what Adam did.
04:38Not sorry enough to tell me where my son was, though.
04:40I told him that it was cruel.
04:42I was going out of my mind. I was thinking all sorts of things.
04:46It wasn't Alia who let their kid wander about the street, mate.
04:48That was you.
04:50Can I get anyone anything?
04:52Chamomile teas, perhaps?
04:54No, forget it, Roy.
04:56If you were Adam trying to take my son again, you'll regret it.
05:02Oh, hello.
05:02Do you know, I always look at my own lovely displays and think, oh, she'll splash out.
05:06But then I remember the prices.
05:08Oh, right.
05:09Well, shall I give you a little florist tip, if they're too pricey?
05:13Oh, yeah, go on.
05:14Don't buy them.
05:19Oh, Daniel, just give me a second, will you?
05:22You're literally the last person I want to speak to right now.
05:25Oh, really?
05:25Cos I would have thought that honour would go to Dad, seeing she nearly put him in A&E yesterday.
05:30He's all right, isn't he?
05:32Still in one piece.
05:34But he's confused.
05:35He doesn't understand what's going on with you.
05:37He's worried about you.
05:38He's worried about Bertie.
05:39Well, he needn't be.
05:41Go and see him, eh?
05:42Put his mind at rest.
05:45Listen, why don't you pop in at lunchtime?
05:48It'd mean a lot to him.
05:57So, Graham Shull's phone was found in a pawn shop with Brayden McKay.
06:00This is fingerprints all over it.
06:03Anything on it?
06:04Forensics have tried to retrieve any data, but no luck.
06:06We've already got someone for this.
06:08Brody's nothing to do with it.
06:10How was Wales, DC Green?
06:13Bit resque, but...
06:15There's no need to cut your visit short.
06:17Obviously, you can't be anywhere near this, so let Lisa do her job, eh?
06:29And my mum completely forgot, you know?
06:32Yeah.
06:32You should have seen her face this morning when Gran's birthday card showed up.
06:35Oh, she was mortified.
06:38So, Gail can send a card from France and Sarah can't even make it to cabin.
06:42But she even used the line,
06:43Oh, we'll do cards and prezzies later.
06:46Can you believe that?
06:47I invented that line.
06:48That is my line.
06:49Yeah, I've used that one myself a few times.
06:52So, are you doing anything nice today, then?
06:54Well, I actually kept the day free because my mum hadn't said anything,
06:57so I thought she might have some big surprise planned.
07:00Biggest surprise was for Sarah when Postman came.
07:03Uncle Nick has saved the day anyway.
07:04We're having a flat family meal at the bistro.
07:06Ah, mate.
07:07Right, extra shot, extra hot.
07:10Don't say I'll never get you out.
07:12Maria gets a present and it's not even a birthday.
07:15Please, as if I'm bothered, it's not like I'm six.
07:17Oh, happy birthday, love.
07:18Sarah's in the dog house because she forgot.
07:20What, and you're all surprised?
07:23It's not long since she got attacked, I'd cut her some slack.
07:27I've seen a bit.
07:31And rattled his cage.
07:32Is he joking?
07:33I'm allowed to slag her or she gave birth to me.
07:36Anyway, we've got our family meal later.
07:39That is something we can look forward to.
07:40Is it?
07:41And how did Top Grimshaw's phone end up in your possession?
07:44I told you, I found it in a skip, then I sold it.
07:47That's why me fingerprints are all over it.
07:49Yeah, and there'll be loads of other fingerprints on it and all.
07:51Sally.
07:52Like the staff at the pawn shop or customers browsing.
07:55You don't really browse at a pawn shop.
07:58Well, I wouldn't now because I'm not in the habit of frequenting pawn shops.
08:01Sally, you can't keep chipping in like this.
08:03I explained your role as an appropriate adult before we started the interview.
08:07Well, you gaveled through it like you were doing the racing commentary.
08:09I had to use chat GPT in the end.
08:12Would you like me to explain anything you're unclear on?
08:15No, it's fine.
08:16Then I'll continue.
08:18Do you know, it's come to something when our local police force can't lay out the law properly,
08:22have to rely on some tech bro data farm in a desert a thousand miles away.
08:26Be told.
08:31Let's move on to the day in question, shall we?
08:33The day of Theo's murder.
08:34You remember that evening?
08:36Well, I'm sure you and Carla do.
08:38What a party that was!
08:39Sally, if this continues, I'm gonna have to reschedule this interview.
08:42Yeah, that's all right with me.
08:43Sit down!
08:50Where were you on the night of Theo's murder?
08:53I was looking after my sisters. At home.
08:57I can confirm.
09:00It's funny that.
09:02Because we've got dash cam footage of you on Coronation Street.
09:05And not a kid in sight.
09:11My sister got ill after pinching a bottle of Sally's wine.
09:14So I went to get her a kebab.
09:16She did what?
09:18Oh, it's just a trick for me.
09:20Chesney can confirm.
09:28What's he doing here?
09:30I want to help.
09:31We all do.
09:32Help? After what you put me through?
09:34You need all the help you can get, Daniel.
09:36Stay of you already and you've only just walked in.
09:40I'm here to talk to Dad. The two of you can go.
09:43I asked them to be here.
09:47When you're like this, Daniel, you're not yourself.
09:50And after yesterday.
09:54So what? You're scared to be alone with me.
09:58Can you blame him?
09:59You hurt him.
10:01And it's only blind luck we're having this conversation here
10:04and not around a hospital bed.
10:06Yeah.
10:06We just want a conversation, Daniel.
10:22You do not take my son without my permission.
10:27You were comatose.
10:29Bertie almost burns the kitchen down there.
10:31He takes a stroll down the cobbles.
10:33He could have been killed or worse.
10:36What's worse than being killed?
10:37You're not taking this seriously, Bertie, within your care.
10:41And just think about how badly Dad could have been hurt yesterday.
10:44I know.
10:46I feel awful about that.
10:47You feel awful about a lot of things, don't you?
10:50But that's not going to help the next time Bertie has an accident
10:52or you whack Grandad again.
10:53And if you hadn't stuck your nose in trying to teach me a lesson,
10:56none of this would have happened.
10:57If I hadn't stuck my nose in,
10:58your son could have been under the wheels of a bus.
11:01Are you joking?
11:04This is what we're talking about, you idiot!
11:10Daniel!
11:17What happened?
11:18I sold a phone I found, that's all.
11:21Well, that doesn't sound too bad.
11:22Yeah, I don't know.
11:25Oh, yeah, that sounds bad, that does.
11:27Well, it's just that the phone that you found just happens to be Todd's.
11:31Oh.
11:31Which means this is all part of the murder investigation.
11:36Oh, blimey.
11:37Yeah, you got me, Sal.
11:38I murdered, Dio.
11:40Nobody's saying you did, you stupid boy.
11:43But it just means this won't be the last of it.
11:46Unless you enjoy being hauled into police stations willy-nilly.
11:51Well, I hope you learned your lesson.
11:53About what?
11:54Oh, let's get out of here.
11:57And when we get home,
11:58we'll have a little talk about your definition of the term babysitting.
12:02Oh, what is it?
12:10Looks like she doesn't take any prisoners.
12:13Mind.
12:15Doesn't look like we do either, in this case.
12:18Have you got anything useful?
12:21Is the skip where he found the phone a clue or a red herring?
12:25Well, what were you, ma'am?
12:27Well, it claims he found it in a skip outside of Windus's yard.
12:31Which is also on the way to the tram station.
12:33Lots of football.
12:35Was it choked there for convenience or to throw us off the scent?
12:39If I were Windus, my line would be
12:42as if I'm going to choke an incriminating phone directly outside my own yard.
12:46Yeah.
12:48That worried me too.
12:58Aww.
12:59I made it myself.
13:01Tch, you can tell.
13:02It's my very favourite one.
13:04Thanks, Harry.
13:05And that, that's from me.
13:06Ooh!
13:08Aw, Mum, you shouldn't have.
13:11Wish you nearly didn't.
13:12Hashtag last-minute gifts.
13:14Since when did you start saying hashtag?
13:17It's my new thing.
13:18Yeah, well, it's already old.
13:20Oh, and thank you, Uncle Nick and Toya, for organising my birthday meal.
13:24It's our pleasure.
13:25Yeah, Sam sends his apologies.
13:27He's having a homework session with Hope.
13:29Happy birthday!
13:31Oh, thanks.
13:33You're welcome.
13:34Oh, good, there's food left.
13:35I'm starved.
13:37Right, budge up.
13:39Sorry I'm late.
13:40Oh, don't worry about it.
13:41Aunty Sarah only managed to get her present under the wire.
13:43Can everyone just get off me back?
13:45I've had a traumatic head injury.
13:47That old chestnut.
13:49Anyway, we're all here now, so...
13:52Have you heard about Daniel?
13:53He had a right kick-off in the car.
13:55Well, at least, he's not in a good place at the moment.
13:58Yeah, I know how he feels.
13:59I'm missing tipping point for this.
14:01He's just so paranoid at the moment.
14:03Farming accusations at everyone, even me.
14:10Oh, Jodie, I love it.
14:12Oh, it's too posh, that.
14:14I might have to borrow it.
14:15Thank you, it's gorgeous.
14:19So, any news on the big murder?
14:22Why don't we choose a more cheerful subject?
14:24You know, because it's a birthday party.
14:26Yeah, we've got little ears here.
14:28Yeah, we'll catch whoever did it soon enough.
14:29Yeah, throw away the key, hopefully.
14:31Well, it must be great, you know,
14:32having your fella in the task force, getting all the gossip.
14:37Task force?
14:38It's Kit and Lisa in a panda car.
14:40No, I bet they've got loads of people to get through from the wedding.
14:44All that CCTV.
14:46Darling, I'm really sorry.
14:48I'm going to have to shoot off.
14:48I'm not feeling too good.
14:50Yeah, he told us to walk you home.
14:51David, what's your sister on?
14:52Oh, no, don't be daft.
14:53If I get lost, I'll call a Sherpa.
14:55Erm, right, come on, Harry.
14:56No, no, Harry can stay.
14:58We've not seen him in ages.
14:59You can come back with me.
15:01OK, cool, thank you.
15:02Right, do not eat all the cake, OK?
15:04Yes!
15:05Right, happy birthday.
15:06I'm really sorry.
15:06I'll see you so later.
15:09What?
15:10I'll go, shall I?
15:12Men.
15:25Please, do come in.
15:26I used Dad's key.
15:29Didn't want one of those embarrassing, shouty conversations via intercom.
15:32You ambushed me earlier.
15:34Well, maybe we think you're worth ambushing.
15:37Listen, I know what Adam did was wrong, and I can't help feeling partially responsible.
15:42Partially?
15:43Adam said it was your idea.
15:45I mean, there's no point arguing over whose idea it was.
15:49Well, mission accomplished.
15:50I feel miserable knowing that I'm the worst dad on the planet.
15:53Oh, well, cut yourself some slack.
15:54It's a big planet.
16:03Yes?
16:04Hello, I'm from Children's Services.
16:06I need to speak to Daniel Osborne.
16:10I'm nearly 16 years old.
16:11I don't need you arranging playdates for me.
16:13Just don't be so rude to your guests.
16:15He's not my guest.
16:15You invited him.
16:16I thought it would be nice for him to come and have a little bit of tea at our house.
16:19Well, you enjoy your tea with him then, because I'm off out.
16:21But where?
16:22Me and Will go and see a movie.
16:23No, you are not.
16:24Yes, I am.
16:25You can't control me like this.
16:26I can't, and I will.
16:27I am so sorry about this, Sam's sweetheart.
16:29Hope, stop showing me up like this.
16:38She's not happy.
16:42You saw her on that.
16:44Fizz knows as well as you and I how dangerous Will is.
16:49Question is, what are you going to do about it?
17:04Oh, don't be down, it's fine.
17:06I thought you was at that birthday thing with Beth and her.
17:09I was.
17:10I'm not feeling very good, to be honest, so I just got an early dart.
17:14When did she get back?
17:15This morning.
17:17I had to go straight to the station.
17:21Right, er, so Lisa's arrested Brodie over a phone that he's found and sold on to a pawnbrokers
17:29in the precinct.
17:30Turns out it was Todd's.
17:33Wow.
17:35Erm, did they find anything, like, useful?
17:37Any fingerprints or anything?
17:38Sarah, I can't say.
17:39Oh, no, sorry.
17:41I can't even, er, have anything to do with it, because he's my son.
17:45I've just knicked to Sally and Tim's to, er, get some details.
17:51Fancy a bowl of pasta?
17:52I'm starving.
17:53Yeah, come on, please.
17:54I'll just have a little bit, thanks.
17:58It's weird, though.
18:00Brodie said he found the phone in a skip outside the builder's yard.
18:05Do you believe him?
18:07I know when he's lying.
18:09I mean, he's fessed up about selling it.
18:10What's the point of lying about where he found it?
18:14Oh, you've got me doing it again.
18:16Spilling my guts about a case.
18:19Do you think Maria would lie to give Gary an alibi?
18:24No.
18:26No, not about something that serious.
18:30You wouldn't lie for me.
18:33I have done.
18:39There we go.
18:43Thank you kindly.
18:46Not many solicitors, I know, that, er, turn down business.
18:49Oh, it's, you know, it's just complicated without it.
18:52It could be a conflict of interest.
18:53I'm sure you get it.
18:54Well, no, not really.
18:56It's like what my mum used to say, er,
18:58principles are fine until you need to pay the gas bill.
19:06Oh, what a gent.
19:09That's supposed to be my round.
19:12Well, there's an old tradition that says you should never accept a drink from someone
19:15older than your father.
19:16Ah, never heard that.
19:18Oh, yeah.
19:18I just made it up.
19:21Kirk was just saying about Daniel kicking off in Roy's.
19:24If he wanted to get gathered, fine.
19:26But I was sitting in the quads anyway.
19:28I could have had him easier.
19:28Yeah, yeah, me too.
19:29It's not like he's short of family to look after.
19:31Do you not think that Sarah seems a bit off?
19:35She's just been a bit distant recently, hasn't she?
19:38Bethany said the same thing.
19:41Well, she just got her head caved in and her best mate's husband got murdered.
19:45I'd be a bit distant, wouldn't you?
19:49He was pretty angry.
19:50I've not seen him like that before.
19:52Oh, I have.
19:53Can we leave the subject of Daniel for today?
19:56Sorry.
19:57Sorry.
19:57Am I intruding?
19:58I realise this is family business.
20:00No, no, no, no, no.
20:00Pete, please forgive me.
20:01I didn't mean that at all.
20:02No, no, sit down.
20:04Right, come on then.
20:05Which one of you was it?
20:08What are you talking about?
20:09The social worker that I've just spent the best part of an afternoon with says they got a call.
20:14Typical counsel though, that, isn't it?
20:15Takes them two years to fix a portal.
20:17Some nosy neighbour makes an anonymous complaint.
20:20Well, I had nothing to do with it.
20:22Nor me.
20:23I try to teach you a lesson a different way.
20:24Yeah, a fairly moronic way.
20:26Oh, you've made your disapproval of what he did quite clear.
20:29But you see, I think that going to the social services is much more up your street.
20:32Was it you?
20:33Of course not.
20:35I really hope you know me better than that.
20:37What about you?
20:38You seem to have a lot to say for yourself earlier, didn't you?
20:42I was defending Alia.
20:43Besides which, I barely know you, so why would I care?
20:47Please don't tell me it was you, Kirk.
20:49Get a grip.
20:51This isn't the ending of an Agatha Christie film where you go around all the suspects in the drawing room.
20:55More importantly, what did social services say?
20:59Oh, we have to do an assessment.
21:01Yeah.
21:02Hours of interviews, home visits, red tape.
21:05Do you think that's going to be fun for Bertie?
21:07For me?
21:08Could be a positive thing.
21:10Positive thing.
21:11There speaks a man who's never cared about anybody else in his life.
21:14He's my son.
21:17He's my son.
21:19And one of you is trying to take him away from me.
21:33Never wonders what it's like behind the scenes.
21:36Take a guided tour at the Coronation Street Experience.
21:39Find out more at coronationstreetexperience.co.uk
21:43Next year, it's all new, the Vardys.
21:45Please help me out Alright.
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