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Hollyoaks 3rd June 2026
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00:00Mum, is that you?
00:02It is you, isn't it?
00:04She's just had some... some stuff.
00:06What stuff?
00:07Ketamine.
00:08That's all, Mum.
00:09Don't they know which that were true?
00:11You're not hiding, Charlie, are you?
00:12No, why would you think that?
00:14I don't, but it's Beth.
00:16We've discussed this. You can't just keep going around snooping on the Osborns.
00:19Anyway, I told her that you wouldn't lie to me again.
00:21She's ghosting me.
00:22I'm inviting you around for lunch tomorrow.
00:24That is not a good idea.
00:26Trust me, it is.
01:06Come on, you lot, get this house sorted.
01:07The Osborns are coming for lunch.
01:09And we're going to catch a wrap.
01:13All right, let's get this show on the road.
01:16Find it!
01:17I'll get one for lunch.
01:18Great.
01:19Have a good day.
01:19And flowers!
01:20Yeah, whatever you want.
01:21Right, Oscar.
01:23It's an amazing day.
01:24Love you.
01:25See you, Dad.
01:25Love yous!
01:30Charlie, you can come down now.
01:32How deep is your love?
01:36How deep is your love?
01:43How deep is your love?
01:43Hey, are you ready to talk about the state you came home in last night?
01:46So tell me how deep is your love?
01:49How deep is your love?
01:51So tell me how deep is your love?
01:53How deep is your love?
01:53How deep is your love?
01:54How deep is your love?
01:56Morning!
01:58Hi.
02:00Everything all right?
02:01Oh, yeah.
02:02Just getting sorted for the big family get-together.
02:04Oh, your dad did invite everyone, didn't he?
02:05Yeah, he did, but I can't actually make it, cos I'm getting my boot off.
02:12We'll just come after.
02:13I don't want to hear any excuses.
02:15Caleb is really happy we're all burying the hatchet.
02:18And I don't mean in Nancy's head.
02:20Promise.
02:22Erm, no, but Caleb has been really down since the last date,
02:26so don't you think it's the least you can do?
02:28Yeah, sure.
02:29I'll come.
02:30Ah, good morning, girls!
02:33Right, Daddy-o.
02:34Oh, I was just telling Frankie she can't wiggle out of the lunch today.
02:38Of course she can't.
02:39They're all moved.
02:40I'm a little surprised.
02:41Well, Charlie's the one that skipped down to avoid paying for his mistakes.
02:45Nothing to do with you lot.
02:46Beth, that means a lot to me.
02:48Right, don't forget, half twelve, on the dot.
02:51It's going to be a lunch to remember.
02:54I told you I'm fine.
02:55Until you get yourself a medical degree,
02:57we'll let the doctors decide whether you're fine or not.
02:59What were you thinking?
03:01First you spray paint lingo at the front door, now this.
03:03I've been up all night checking on you, making sure you're still breathing.
03:06I'm sorry.
03:07You know, me and your mum, we turned a blind eye when you kids started partying,
03:10but I thought you were smarter than this.
03:11Dad, I swear, it was a one-off. It won't happen again.
03:13You shouldn't be drinking like that, dig dig.
03:16Drinking?
03:17Yes! You're absolutely out of here.
03:20You know, you are grounded for the foreseeable.
03:22Okay.
03:24How's the patient this morning?
03:26Well, she's finally able to stand up on her own now.
03:30Misbert, do you think you could check her over and make sure there's no loss and damage, please?
03:33Yes, of course.
03:33We can run some tests, make sure there's nothing else going on in Diddy's system.
03:38Oh, no, you don't need to do that.
03:39Just drunk too much.
03:40It's fine.
03:41Okay.
03:42Why don't you and I find a quiet spot?
03:52Hey, up!
03:53Ow!
03:53Hey!
03:54What you trying to do?
03:55Kill me? You've not got a dodgy ticker.
03:57Why are you so jumpy?
03:59I'm not jumpy.
04:00I'm just not used to seeing you in such a good mood, am I?
04:02Hmm.
04:03Er, just doing some flyers for the hutch, trying to help Tony out as much as we can, you know?
04:08Yeah.
04:12Well, you must be starving after all that hard work.
04:14And this lot could feed a small army.
04:17You don't have to go into all that trouble, you know.
04:19It's no trouble at all.
04:20I won't be cooking and you'll be doing the washing up.
04:22See you shortly.
04:24See you in a bit.
04:44I still don't get this.
04:45Mum hates the Osbournes.
04:47Exactly.
04:48There's no way Beth's suddenly decided to put this family feud behind you.
04:52What's going on, Dad?
04:57Big self-useful baby making a lasagne.
04:59Er, sure.
05:00Get right on it.
05:02Whoa, whoa!
05:03Don't use the new ones!
05:05Use the mismatched ones in the airing cupboard.
05:07Come on, chop chop!
05:10Hey.
05:13Fancy making a tenner?
05:14I don't get out of bed for less than a twenty.
05:17The Osbournes know where Charlie's hiding.
05:19We're going to expose him.
05:21What are you planning on doing?
05:23Poisoning them with lasagne and then wagging the antidote in front of the face of still the snitch?
05:27That's a good idea.
05:28Beth!
05:29I'm joking.
05:31Right, while we're whining and dining them, you're going to break into the house and get proof that they're hiding
05:35out of Scully.
05:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:37That, that is insane.
05:39And illegal.
05:40What if he gets caught?
05:41He won't.
05:43Right, just wait outside and as soon as they arrive.
05:45Can I go in?
05:50Hello, Nick.
05:52Er, no, you're not.
05:53Maddox.
05:54Beth!
05:54Maddox!
05:56I fly to Munich in a few hours for work.
05:59Good.
05:59Because with your suspicious mug at the table, they're bound to think something's wrong.
06:04Just trust me.
06:05This'll work.
06:07We're going to get justice for our boy.
06:12Your pulse is slightly elevated, but that's likely due to dehydration.
06:19Do you remember much about last night?
06:23No.
06:28When I was your age, my parents were very strict.
06:34I didn't get to stay out late or go to parties.
06:39Hanging out at the library and reading books they didn't approve of was my only chance of being rebellious.
06:51You must be going through so much right now.
06:56You're becoming a young woman and all the challenges that brings.
07:03Then losing your mum so suddenly.
07:08It's not fair.
07:11You must be angry and hurt.
07:16But alcohol won't bring you the peace of mind or the answers you're looking for.
07:24Neither will drugs.
07:27I'm sure you know how dangerous that can be.
07:34Your dad loves you so much.
07:39Don't be afraid to let him in when you need to let your feelings out.
07:43You don't have to face all of this alone.
07:51Your mum wouldn't want that.
07:57No.
07:59No, she'd want to be there for me in any way she could be.
08:03Yes.
08:15Hey, you OK?
08:17Yeah.
08:19Yeah, I am.
08:20You know this, us, how we are.
08:24It really is everything I've ever wanted.
08:27It's everything you deserve.
08:29You know, you've had a really tough time.
08:31I'm super proud of you.
08:33You beat cancer.
08:35Hmm.
08:36Actually, I got a letter from my oncologist the other day
08:39asking if I wanted my stoma reversed.
08:42As much as it's saved my life, I'm ready for the next chapter.
08:46Might be a bit of a wait, but, yeah, I'm going to do it.
08:50Yeah, well, there's going to be no wait.
08:52Because I'm going to pay for you to go private.
08:54No, I'll call you a doctor to do that.
08:56Yeah.
08:57I do.
08:58I love you.
09:01And I'll even look after the kids.
09:05Where have you been all my life?
09:08Right here.
09:09Oh, God.
09:13You know, we missed it when Ro was abusing alcohol.
09:16I don't want to make the same mistake twice.
09:19What happened last night won't happen again.
09:21I promise.
09:23Look, Dee Dee, I know I can't replace your mum.
09:25No one could.
09:27It's not Lula, not anyone.
09:29But I really am going to try and be the parent
09:30that she wanted you, your sister and your brothers to have.
09:33I know you are.
09:35Hey, you must be starving.
09:37You know, there's only a couple of things I could stomach on a hangover.
09:40A fisherman's net full of fresh-roar sushi.
09:42Ew.
09:43Maybe when you're a bit older.
09:45Or my famous homemade chips.
09:46Are you serving with?
09:47Yes, I can do it with your mum's dear and sauce.
09:50What, you got to get it right?
09:5150% ketchup, 40% mayo, 10% mustard.
09:55English.
09:55Not Dijon.
09:56Give me 15 minutes.
09:59Oh!
10:00It lives!
10:02Are you talking to me?
10:04Well, unless you've got an identical twin
10:05that I carried when they were off the face on Ket last night.
10:08It's not something I really don't broadcasted around the village, you clown.
10:11My bad.
10:12I have this thing I seem to do outside this pub.
10:14My mouth just moves before my brain does and...
10:19I'm Maddox.
10:23Didi?
10:27Come on, guys.
10:28We can't be late.
10:29This is a dreadful idea.
10:31Look, Dad's excited, okay?
10:33It'll look a bit sus if you don't turn up to Beth's invitation.
10:36It's gonna look sus because we are sus.
10:38God, I need a wine.
10:40But then I'm worried it's gonna make things worse.
10:41Loose lips thinks chips.
10:43That's not helpful, Darren.
10:45Oh, just...
10:46Just stick to the story, okay?
10:47Charlie's done a runner and you haven't seen it.
10:50You know what?
10:50No, I can't do it.
10:51I've never seen...
10:58What time do you call this?
11:00I'm not late, are we?
11:02I'm pulling your leggy sausage.
11:04Come on.
11:07Well, pleasure's all mine.
11:09Really looking forward to this.
11:22Woo-hoo!
11:24I did it!
11:25My dad's been grinning like a loon all day.
11:28It's so nice to see him smile again, you know?
11:30Right?
11:31He's so glad that you held out an olive branch.
11:34You're so mine.
11:36I don't have much chance to catch up since he got back.
11:39To each of his reasons, but...
11:41I'm glad he did, okay?
11:43I want to get to know my little sister.
11:46Don't worry, you will.
11:50Well, I love what you've done with the place.
11:53Well, Caleb's equipment wasn't part of the interior design,
11:55but we're working around it, aren't we, babe?
11:57Yeah.
11:59Right.
12:00I'm sorry I have to run off on you all like this.
12:03Conference full of accountants.
12:05Sounds like a right route.
12:06Take me with you.
12:10I'll call you when I land.
12:12Don't do anything stupid.
12:13Too late for that.
12:15Well, that'll be Frankie.
12:16Oh, the complete set.
12:18Hi.
12:19Er, sorry.
12:20Bye.
12:21Bye.
12:26Hi.
12:27Sorry, Emily.
12:27Well, at least you made it.
12:30Right, come on, sit down.
12:31You're making the room look untidy.
12:32It's all right.
12:35Beth.
12:36I've wished for a moment like this
12:38since you got back to the village.
12:43Here's to getting to know each and every one of you better.
12:45A new staff.
12:47My son, my daughter by my side.
12:49I couldn't be happier.
12:51Cheers.
12:52Cheers.
12:52Cheers.
12:53I was a bit of a young man that couldn't have made it.
12:55Ooh.
12:56Where is he?
12:57Is he doing last-minute cramming for GCSEs?
12:59Erm, no, he's just running to Merrin's for me.
13:02Oh, what a lovely lad.
13:04Yeah, he is.
13:05It's a river.
13:06It's got ducks in it.
13:07It's a pond at best.
13:08I'm getting over that and from.
13:17You okay?
13:19Yeah, I just feel a little faint.
13:21How many, Ian?
13:23Probably from last night.
13:27I've never done drugs before.
13:30But Trina said...
13:33What?
13:37When I was high, I saw my mum.
13:41And she was with me all night, making silly jokes.
13:46And I know it wasn't real, and it was a stupid thing to do.
13:51But to be able to see her again,
13:53and apologise for being such a cow before I found out she had cancer,
13:57I just want her back.
14:01I'm sorry, you've probably got things you need to do.
14:03No.
14:05Well, yeah, but...
14:07I like talking to you.
14:11Delivery for Miss Dee Dee!
14:14What are you doing here?
14:16I was just checking on Dee Dee.
14:18Yeah?
14:18Well, no-one asked you to. Get lost.
14:19Dad!
14:20And you don't come near this pub on my daughter again, you hear me?
14:26He didn't do anything wrong.
14:34You've got to do a repeat year at UD.
14:36Mate, that is rubbish.
14:40What am I up to?
14:42No, nothing.
14:43Just getting by.
14:45Staying out of trouble.
14:49You know, I'm actually thinking about going travelling.
14:53I'll just get away for a bit.
14:57Yeah, it'll be well good.
15:02I'm just going to go and get a drink.
15:04I'll be two minutes, calm down.
15:38You had no right to act like that.
15:39I don't want...
15:40Eva, please.
15:41You just came to see if I was okay.
15:42We weren't doing anything wrong.
15:44Boys like that are always doing f***ing wrong.
15:45Look, we can read any story that you like.
15:48I want more to read to me.
15:50Well, she can't!
15:55Eva.
15:56Eva, I'm sorry.
16:05I can't do this.
16:09Not on my own.
16:11Your mum and me, we were like two sides of the same coin.
16:16You've got me, Dad.
16:19I just wish I could talk to her one more time.
16:22I know.
16:24Oh, I know.
16:25Me too.
16:28Just one more time.
16:29What?
16:29Oh, no.
16:31Oh, no.
16:55Oh, no.
16:59These young crooners, Gregory Potters and your Michael Bubleys, they could not hold
17:05a candle to Sonata, not in the same league as Frank.
17:09You know we're just really happy Frankie finally got the boot off, as long as Frankie's alright
17:14that's the main thing.
17:18What?
17:19Well you got your boot off so you'll be doing the Macarena in no time.
17:22I don't think it's as simple as that, she's still got a long way to go.
17:25You know the only person that has come off scot free in this crash is your sweet little
17:29Charlie.
17:30Charlie hasn't taken any of this lightly.
17:33Yeah he was devastated by the whole thing.
17:35Yeah I would be, if I was looking at a long stretch in Longmare Prison, he was born there
17:39wasn't he?
17:40You know how people like to gossip.
17:42I'm guessing he didn't like it much as a baby, which is why he's trying everything he can
17:45not to go back.
17:47Can I get the lasagna?
17:51I didn't want to come here, I told you it was a bad idea.
17:53Marduk, she made it son.
17:55Can't wait for the lasagna.
17:57Charlie's there.
17:58Just going on over there.
17:59Yeah.
18:04Parasites.
18:05Where?
18:06They've been hiding Charlie in the house.
18:08You know that coward that nearly killed you?
18:09What are you going on about?
18:11Alex has just been there.
18:12What?
18:12He was in our house?
18:13Darren.
18:14Darren.
18:15Darren.
18:15Oh quit the theatrics you fool.
18:17Right, it's true, now you know.
18:19Dad didn't know anything about this.
18:21And I couldn't let Charlie go to prison, not after everything he's been through.
18:24I don't...
18:30Like, Beth!
18:31Beth!
18:32Beth!
18:38Is this true?
18:41I'm so sorry.
18:49I thought you were supposed to be grounded.
18:51Yeah, I am.
18:52You know I owe my sister big time for getting you this?
18:56Are you sure?
18:57Yes.
19:00Thanks.
19:09I can't do this without you, Mum.
19:18Charlie!
19:19Where is it?
19:20Mum, stop.
19:21Charlie!
19:21Hey!
19:22What is wrong with you two?
19:24Charlie!
19:24Open this door!
19:25It's not even his room.
19:26Why is it locked?
19:28Charlie!
19:28Beth!
19:29What are you doing?
19:30Get off me!
19:31Mum!
19:31I'm not gonna let you do this.
19:33Don't open that door.
19:33I'm gonna kick it in.
19:34What's it gonna be?
20:01I'm gonna let you do it?
20:04I'm gonna let you go!
20:05I'm gonna let you go!
20:09Go for it.
20:09You watch me!
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