- 17 hours ago
Emmerdale 3rd June 2026
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:33What are you doing?
00:35Trying to get in the house.
00:37Just be quiet.
00:38Okay.
00:39Shh.
00:40Oh.
00:41Shh.
00:42What?
00:43Come on.
00:45It's nice and warm.
00:48Shh.
00:49Oh, shit.
00:49She just broke a bit of a sucker, princess.
00:52It's safe to open.
00:54Ah.
00:56Ah.
00:58Bye.
00:59He's staring at all.
01:01I know.
01:01Trying to find it.
01:05Yes.
01:06Wow.
01:06I've done it.
01:07Done it.
01:08Well done.
01:09Judge.
01:10Charity, look.
01:11This is mad, babe.
01:13You got me sloshed.
01:14I know you've brought me here.
01:15I'm taking advantage of your job.
01:17Shh.
01:17Shut up.
01:23It's a bad beep.
01:25Bad safe.
01:27Just think of a number.
01:29What?
01:30You said she saw Kim put the cord in.
01:32Yeah, that was when I was sober.
01:34She don't know the number?
01:35No.
01:36Two.
01:36Is it something I'll do?
01:38No.
01:38Just try Kim's birthday.
01:40No, that's too easy.
01:41Plus, I don't know her birthday.
01:43Right, can we just go home?
01:44No, no, no.
01:51Let's just rethink and reload.
02:00Lydia, is it you that's making the racking?
02:02No, you are.
02:03I'm here to do a deep clean while everyone's asleep.
02:06Well, keep it down before you wake the whole house.
02:08Well, you keep out of my way, then I can get on with it.
02:23What on earth?
02:35Stop it.
02:35What are you doing here?
02:37No, no, no, I'm not doing any of that, because I came here early, because I've got to stop
02:40take to do before the staff get here.
02:42So...
02:43I'm not stopping you.
02:44Because I've got cups to count and lids to...
02:46Do you hear me, are you?
02:50Laurel!
02:50You're in there!
02:56Go, go, go, go, go.
02:57I'm not doing all the chasing.
02:58No, she'll be chasing us with a meat cleaver if she finds out.
03:05Get out of my way, please.
03:09What on earth were you thinking trying to rob Kim?
03:12Well, maybe you should be doing it, eh?
03:15Your best mate and her weirdy little grandson, not grandson, stole an actual farm from Moira.
03:24They didn't steal it.
03:25They didn't play fair though, did they?
03:27Mm-hmm.
03:28So you decided to break into a safe, did you?
03:30You're gonna dob us in.
03:31You have to ask.
03:33Look, I don't agree with what Kim and Jo did, and I've told them as much.
03:36Wow.
03:36Really fighting the good fight there, lids.
03:39But Moira's settled now, and this farm has been a great new challenge for her.
03:43So you're gonna help us?
03:47Yes.
03:48Brilliant.
03:49By letting you go.
03:51But next time, don't let there be a next time.
04:01Thanks, Lydia.
04:03Thank you, Lydia.
04:18Hey.
04:21Morning.
04:24Ooh.
04:26Fancy coming to the village?
04:28Nah.
04:29No?
04:30Coffee at mine?
04:32No?
04:33No?
04:33No?
04:34Chas ended up having a lock-in with Charity and ended up who knows where, doing who knows
04:40what.
04:42Just with us.
04:43No one to bother us.
04:46Nope.
04:54Just sprinkle a bit more cinnamon on here.
04:57Ceylon, obviously, not Karsia.
05:00Obviously.
05:01Ceylon is true cinnamon.
05:03It lowers blood sugars and it's good for digestion.
05:06So they say.
05:08On the internet.
05:09Oh, well done, Ross.
05:10You've learnt how to read.
05:15Any chance of a coffee?
05:17Yeah.
05:17Er, no, can you wait a minute?
05:18I'm just showing some new stuff from the menu.
05:20You can, erm, have this.
05:23I only came in for a coffee.
05:26Er, Lydia.
05:33This morning can't happen again.
05:35Ever.
05:36I, I am so sorry.
05:38I should have said something, but I swear...
05:41No more deep cleans before dawn.
05:44Oi!
05:45You dobbed on me.
05:46You knew.
05:48Goodbye.
05:52I heard you clattering about, but you'd gone before I could collar you.
05:56Kitchen's sparkling though, isn't it?
05:58Hmm.
06:00Did you know, er, Sam had the afternoon off?
06:03He's got some jobs he needs to get on top of.
06:05As have I, so I'll catch you later.
06:08PHONE RINGS
06:09Hi.
06:09Where have you gone?
06:11Yeah, no, no, of course, of course, of course.
06:13Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
06:21Oh, Todd.
06:26The corking just won't let up.
06:28What's the word from the bank?
06:30Nothing!
06:30Okay?
06:32Stupid blackmailing snake.
06:37Do you know what?
06:38If Kim won't buy the pub from me, maybe I could sell her something else instead.
06:42Like what?
06:44I suppose you do have Mackenzie, but not even he's going to raise the kind of funds that you need.
06:48Please don't muck about.
06:49I need you to think properly.
06:50This is all the drink.
06:51We need clear heads.
06:52Guess what, my clear, thumping head says that I'm not going to prison.
06:58Not even for you.
07:00Not even for this.
07:04You do know there's only ever been one way out of this.
07:07No, Chas, I'm not telling them, okay?
07:09We've been through this.
07:10You're acting like you've still got a choice.
07:13You haven't charity.
07:15You can't pay Todd, and you can't stop her from telling people the truth.
07:20You need to get real, okay?
07:22Because when Sarah and Mackenzie do hear the worst thing they're ever going to hear, please don't let it be
07:30from that spiteful, vengeful bully.
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:37I'll stop.
07:38An eyelash?
07:39No, it's more glitter.
07:40Oh.
07:41That's a no to any more of those glitter bath bombs.
07:44Aw, they were a gift from Johnny.
07:45We had to use them off.
07:46It's not a shame to use them all alone.
07:48Well, thank you for sharing them with me.
07:51Caitlin, Vanessa, please.
07:53That's enough gazing into each other's eyes and making the rest of us feel painfully alone.
07:58Over here.
07:59Gabby's giving out freebies.
08:02Why are you 12?
08:04Look, for what it's worth, I think the beetroot chai bread is gold.
08:07Cheer.
08:08Cheers.
08:10This is all from my new menu.
08:12Try the mango and banana smoothie for the win.
08:18Mmm!
08:19Yeah.
08:19Hit them.
08:22What, do you need another straw?
08:23Oh, no.
08:24I'm not feeling very hungry.
08:25Sorry, I might just go.
08:26Thanks.
08:27It looks great.
08:28Is everything all right?
08:29Yes, I'm just not in the mood for a tasting session.
08:32I might just go and grab a drink at the pub.
08:34Okay, well, I can come to it.
08:36That's all right.
08:38That's perfect.
08:39Okay.
08:42I don't love that you slept here again.
08:45Yeah, well, I was up, wasn't I?
08:46A bit.
08:47Yeah, I went for the toilet.
08:49It's not a dirty word.
08:50I didn't want to wake you.
08:52Well, wake me.
08:53It's better than waking up without you.
08:56Morning.
08:58Dad, you up for a kickabout?
09:00Erm, yeah.
09:01The catheter has only been out a few days.
09:04Look, you need to go back to school.
09:05You've had too much time off.
09:07You know that car you're on about?
09:08Do you want to go check it out after school?
09:09No, I can't.
09:10It's another time.
09:11Why don't you just go and catch a bus, yeah?
09:14Or you could drive him back to school.
09:17Not today.
09:19Right, okay, well, come on, I'll do it then.
09:22See you later.
09:31What?
09:33I just think there's a possibility you might be hiding out here.
09:37Save your worry for someone that wants it.
09:40Cain, you...
09:41I'm not going to get caught short in my own home.
09:44Do you know where the door is?
09:49So, are you going to tell me what you got up to in the early hours?
09:54Fancy a walk?
09:56Leela hasn't had her first pint yet.
09:58There will be a first.
10:00Oh, you beat me to it.
10:01Good.
10:06Oh, hey, hey, hey.
10:08Now it's your turn.
10:09Oh, what more glitter.
10:11Mm-hmm.
10:12Now I'm getting used to it.
10:13Yeah, me too.
10:16Noah, pass me.
10:18Oh, hello, sweetheart.
10:21Hello, yourself.
10:21You know?
10:22Easy, tiger.
10:23Have you had a chance to check out them electrics?
10:25Looks like replacing me was a bad idea, after all.
10:27Yeah.
10:28Jay jumps a gun.
10:28Eight, two months later, I'm still paying for it.
10:30Story of my life.
10:31Well, it's going to take about a day for the full rewire.
10:34I mean, you can have half a day.
10:35Can't shut off the electricity for any longer than that.
10:37How's tomorrow sound?
10:39Er, tricky.
10:40So, shutting down my depot for half a day.
10:43Tomorrow it is, then.
10:44See you, little'n.
10:48So, where...
10:48Where do you want to go?
10:50Hey.
10:51For the walk.
10:52Where do you want to go?
10:53Oh, I'm looking at it.
10:54I think it's too breezy, you know.
10:55Let's leave it.
11:05Er, Mac looks pretty calm for someone whose world's just imploded.
11:10That's cos it hasn't.
11:12Because it doesn't need to.
11:13Charity, you are just delaying the inevitable.
11:14What?
11:15No, I'm not.
11:15Okay?
11:16I've got a way to fix this.
11:18But you're not gonna like it.
11:20What is it?
11:23We're gonna rob the depot.
11:38Not happening.
11:39Okay?
11:40No how.
11:41No way.
11:41We barely escaped prison this morning.
11:43Are you still drunk?
11:45On relief, maybe.
11:47Listen to me.
11:48The electrics at the depot are all gonna be shut off.
11:51All morning.
11:51Think about it.
11:52No CCTV.
11:53No alarm.
11:54We just need to get rid of Noah for a bit.
11:56It's easy pickings.
11:57I am not ripping off my brother.
11:59Well, technically speaking, he's your family, not mine.
12:01Charity!
12:02Okay, fine.
12:03So you won't do it.
12:05And neither will you.
12:06I mean it, Charity.
12:08This will be crossing a line that there is no coming back from.
12:11Tell me you understand.
12:13Yes.
12:13I understand.
12:15Fine.
12:17Caleb's stuff is strictly off limits.
12:20I promise.
12:31You left me on read.
12:36I've got nothing to say to you.
12:37And that's a problem.
12:38I text, you text back.
12:39Or I start wondering why you're ignoring me.
12:41And why is that?
12:42Because you're a greedy, grasping extortionist.
12:45And you don't have my money yet.
12:46No, I've told you, okay?
12:48I'm just...
12:49I'm waiting for the bank.
12:50And I'm getting impatient.
12:52Looks like you're having fun to me.
12:53Fun?
12:54Yeah.
12:55We both know you're toying with Vanessa to get at me, aren't you?
12:58And you're also trying to blow up my entire life.
13:01So do you really think I need any more incentive to get you this cash?
13:04Apparently.
13:04Because here I am, still waiting for it.
13:06And you'll get it, okay?
13:07I promise.
13:09But then once you do,
13:11you need to go.
13:13Immediately.
13:13And that means,
13:14you leave me alone,
13:16you leave my family alone,
13:17and you leave Vanessa alone.
13:19Do you hear me?
13:22It'll be my pleasure.
13:30It pays me to say it, but Ross was right.
13:32This chia bread is gold.
13:34Mm.
13:35Well, he's only got himself to thank for it.
13:37I actually think if he'd have been keen on me,
13:40I probably wouldn't be doing any of this.
13:41Hang on.
13:42This whole menu overhaul is a reaction to Ross.
13:46Well, sort of.
13:47But a good one, though,
13:48because it's made me realise that health is the most important thing.
13:51Mm-hmm.
13:51Nothing matters more than health and self.
13:54Exactly.
13:55Cheers to that.
13:56Mm.
13:56Cheers!
13:57Cheers.
13:57Mm-hmm.
14:00Ah.
14:02So, Gabby, erm...
14:05You over Ross, then, yeah?
14:06No, Ross was just a blip.
14:08He's a waster,
14:10with no ambition and no self-respect.
14:12Honestly, he's just not for me.
14:13Yeah.
14:15Ha!
14:15Glad to hear it.
14:17Gabby.
14:19Ha!
14:20Ha!
14:21Nice.
14:22Hello?
14:25Graham?
14:29How'd you sneak up on me?
14:31Training.
14:32Fancy a crack at it?
14:34Like creeping up on people?
14:36Learning life skills, starting with navigation.
14:39I've only got my phone for that.
14:41What if you don't have a signal?
14:43Do you know how to navigate without technology?
14:45Do I need to?
14:47Do you want to?
14:48Yeah.
14:49Good.
14:50Because I've, erm...
14:52I've taken the liberty of signing you up for army cadets.
14:56Oh.
14:57Disappointed?
14:59No.
15:00I just thought you were gonna help.
15:02I am.
15:03My time in the service gave me routine and a purpose.
15:06It tested me, like the cadets will test you.
15:09Build your character, your resilience.
15:12Give you something to focus your moods on.
15:13Something other than lighting fires.
15:17I'm not having a go, Kyle.
15:19It's just where you are.
15:22Moira and Dad will never buy this as my idea.
15:24Then this will be your first test.
15:27Persuading them that it is.
15:30Come on.
15:36You need to pat my head?
15:39No.
15:49Any chance of a cuppa?
15:56You're not having one.
15:58Nope.
16:00You keeping your fluids up?
16:03You're not my carer, Liam.
16:05No, and I absolutely do not want to be.
16:09I'm just here as your friend telling you that you really don't want to spend the rest of your life
16:13tethered to a loo leash.
16:16I've already been through this with Eric. I'm not wearing a nappy.
16:20It's just a few more weeks.
16:21If you get control back, which not everyone does, what then?
16:27Are you going to stop sleeping in the same bed as your wife?
16:29Stop dropping your kids off at school?
16:31Stop going into the village before anyone wakes up in case somebody sees you?
16:38Look, there are loads of ways to help you lead a relatively normal life.
16:43You're going to love this.
16:45We've got pads.
16:48We've got leak-proof underpants, boxer shorts, all sorts of things. I'll send you a link.
16:52It's just...
16:55It's not me.
16:57I know that, but...
17:01Things change.
17:03And it's not the end of the world.
17:05You deserve better. So does your family.
17:15I have excellent news.
17:17Big ditto.
17:19I think mine's better.
17:21John is staying at his mates for his tea, so we have the house to ourselves.
17:26Beat that.
17:27I've got a new job.
17:29Oh, you win! Congratulations! We shall go celebrate.
17:33I need to start packing.
17:35Packing?
17:35It's in Sheffield.
17:37Oh.
17:37It starts next week.
17:39Wow, that's soon.
17:40I've got to get there fast, get set up and all that goth.
17:43Right, yeah, of course.
17:45I didn't know I was even in the running.
17:47I applied ages ago to be closer to Dad, before we lost him.
17:50But now, they've just rung me and, er...
17:52You got it. Yay.
17:54I'll be sorry to leave this place.
17:56And you.
17:57But we always knew it might only be temporary.
18:00Did we?
18:05Caitlin, I thought you wanted us to give things a go.
18:07Oh.
18:08And we did.
18:09But you never wanted to do long distance.
18:12So, er...
18:13I guess that means that we're just mates again.
18:17Yeah, just mates.
18:23Do you need a hand with dinner?
18:26Er...
18:26I thought we could, erm...
18:29Go out to the pub for a bite.
18:31Oh?
18:32Are you comfortable going out?
18:33Not really, but I don't want you lot thinking that I'm just giving up.
18:37We don't.
18:38I see your faces when I say I don't want to go out.
18:42I'm not trying to pressure you, Cain.
18:44No, no.
18:45I just don't want to turn into a hermit.
18:49Liam came over and, er...
18:51He's given me some options.
18:53Oh. Any good ones?
18:56Mmm.
18:57You'll see.
18:58I'm, er...
19:00Just...
19:00Ordering some leak-proof pants.
19:05Ah.
19:05That's it. Done.
19:10I am trying here.
19:12I know.
19:16For not letting your pride get in the way of living your life.
19:23How can that just be the end of it?
19:27My life's here.
19:30Caitlin's all been a completely different town.
19:32There are these things called cars, you know?
19:34You could make it work.
19:36If you want to.
19:38She doesn't want to.
19:41Thinks this was always temporary.
19:44Oh, nurse.
19:45I'm so sorry.
19:47Yeah, there's no hard feelings.
19:48It's not like we made any promises to each other.
19:52Noah.
19:54Here.
19:55Keys.
19:56What's up?
19:56Just make sure you start first thing, will ya?
19:58Give us a chance to get open in the afternoon.
20:00We've got a lot of expensive tech in here I want to get moving.
20:03Your wish is my command.
20:05Nah, seriously don't, mate.
20:06I'm counting on ya.
20:07It'd have been smarter of me to, er...
20:09get someone in more experience, but...
20:11your family, so...
20:12and you know it's fine now.
20:14Heh.
20:14Nah, er, you won't go ahead.
20:17See you later.
20:19Right, I am going to take this tiny to go and see her mummy.
20:23Er...
20:23I can pick up Moses from footy later if you like.
20:26Oh, I do like ya.
20:28Thanks, babe.
20:28Okay.
20:31By the way.
20:33Bring it in, you.
20:37Hmm.
20:38Mum, what's this for?
20:39Oh, I'm just really proud of you.
20:41You know?
20:41It's a big job.
20:42It's a big deal.
20:43Well, I haven't done it yet.
20:44No, I know.
20:46Anyway, I'll see you later.
20:47See you later.
20:48Good luck.
20:59Sorry.
21:00I shouted at you.
21:02Same.
21:04And...
21:04I don't know what possessed me to even think about robbing the depot.
21:09No more messing, eh?
21:10With Mac and Sarah.
21:12No more messing.
21:14You're right.
21:15The most important thing is family.
21:18That's what matters.
21:20So you're gonna tell them once and for all?
21:23Yeah, I'm gonna strike while the iron's hot.
21:29Yeah, I'm gonna strike while the iron's hot.
21:53And we'll be right back with Coronation Street.
22:08We'll be right back with Coronation Street.
Comments