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00:03The night of her engagement party, Gabrielle Solis was injured.
00:08But she wasn't hurt by the chauffeur who almost slammed a door on her fingers,
00:12or the stranger who almost stepped on her hand,
00:16or the waiter who almost dropped a knife on her wrist.
00:20No, Gabrielle's injury came about in a more unexpected fashion
00:25and was caused by someone Gabrielle thought was her friend.
00:30Thank you. So have you told Bree about your engagement?
00:34Yep. She's on the top of the Swiss Alps and still managed to send a basket of muffins.
00:38You're kidding.
00:39No, damn things traveled 5,000 miles and they were still moist.
00:41I don't know how she does it.
00:43Hey, it's getting late. Let's break out the champagne.
00:45Wait, wait. You're not going to embarrass me with some sappy toast, are you?
00:48I'm not, but Susan's written a poem.
00:51A poem?
00:52Mm-hmm. She's reworked the lyrics to Wind Beneath My Wings.
00:57Testing. One, two, three, testing.
01:01What are you waiting for? Get the champagne.
01:09Gabby?
01:10Hi, Edie.
01:11So I finally met Victor. He is so charming.
01:14Isn't he great? I know it's been quick, but he's just so amazing.
01:18So you really love him?
01:20He is the one.
01:22He is?
01:23And I've never been happier.
01:28I'm so thrilled for you.
01:31Edie, are you okay?
01:32Yes. Oh, yes. I'm fine. I...
01:36Oh, sweetie. Don't worry. You're gonna find someone soon. I just know it.
01:43What?
01:45Actually, I have found someone.
01:47And I am...
01:48crazy about him.
01:50Well, who is it?
01:51Oh, no.
01:53No, no. Tonight is about you.
01:55Oh, no, no.
01:56Come on.
01:57It would make me happy to know who's making you happy.
02:01Really?
02:02Yeah, I want to know who's putting that dopey grin on your face.
02:05Well, actually, it's...
02:08Carlos.
02:10Who?
02:11Carlos.
02:12I've been seeing Carlos.
02:20And this is how Gabrielle Solis came to be injured the night of her engagement party.
02:26And though she seemed to laugh it off, Gabrielle had been cut much, much deeper than anyone could see.
02:37Greg is definitely off the wagon.
02:38Gossip.
02:39For most housewives, it's just a harmless form of recreation.
02:43An exchange of semi-interesting tidbits concerning the semi-interesting lives of people they know.
02:49That mailman was in Sarah's house over an hour. Packages weren't all he's delivering.
02:54I could smell the whiskey on Amy's breath. It wasn't even noon yet.
02:58Joanne may say that she was off on a religious retreat, but since when does praying make boobs bigger?
03:03For ten years.
03:04But the time comes in every neighborhood when something very interesting happens.
03:08And that's when gossip stops being recreation and becomes obsession.
03:13What kind of woman would keep her husband's body in the freezer?
03:16For ten years? It's crazy. Has anybody talked to her?
03:18I've knocked. Twice. She's not answering.
03:21Oh, I saw the curtain move. I think I saw a hand.
03:22Oh, great. Now we know she's watching us.
03:24Why should we be embarrassed? We're not the ones who kept a corpsicle in the basement.
03:27Oh, that's right. She babysat your kids.
03:29Oh, please. I don't want to think of how many times she brought them ice cream from that basement.
03:33I mean, jeez, if you want to keep your husband on ice, at least have a dedicated freezer.
03:37Do you think she actually killed him?
03:39Uh, yeah. Why else would she have hid the body?
03:41Well, so far she's only been charged with improper disposal of a corpse.
03:44Once they defrost the body and do an autopsy, I guarantee you they're going to find a belly full of
03:48arsenic.
03:50What's arsenic?
03:52It's just, it's something yucky, honey. Go on and play with people. Go on.
03:59I'm trying so hard to protect them from this. There are just some things that kids don't need to know
04:02about.
04:03Hell, there's some things we don't need to know about.
04:10Would you guys excuse me?
04:15Hey, Edie!
04:17Well, hi, Gabby!
04:19What's up?
04:20I've been doing some thinking, and you know how...
04:24How do I put this?
04:26You know how you feel like sometimes people hate you?
04:29I don't feel like that.
04:31Well, you should, cause they do.
04:33Since when?
04:34Since you started doing things to piss people off.
04:36About what?
04:37Oh, I don't know. Off the top of my head.
04:41Dating your friend's exes?
04:43Oh.
04:44Oh, so that big smile on your face the other night was all an act.
04:47You're not fine with me seeing Carlos.
04:49Edie, there are a thousand single men in Fairview.
04:52Why do you have to date my ex-husband?
04:53You're engaged to somebody else. What do you care?
04:55It's awkward!
04:57It's like if I donated a dress to charity, and I went to a party, and you showed up wearing
05:01it.
05:01Again, if you gave it away in the first place, then what the hell are you bitching about?
05:05Look, Edie, just find your own men, and stop snapping up other people's cast-offs.
05:10And what if I don't?
05:17Then be prepared to suffer the consequences.
05:20Oh, please.
05:22You are as tall as my legs.
05:24What are you gonna do?
05:26You're about to find out.
05:34Who is it this time?
05:36Um...
05:37It's Ian.
05:39You gonna talk to him?
05:40No.
05:42Ah, he's got flowers.
05:44I don't care. Looks like it's two dozen roses.
05:46Oh, good. I hope the thorns rip him to shreds.
05:48Ugh.
05:49Okay, Mom, I know what Mike and Ian did was wrong, but...
05:52They bet me in a game of poker.
05:53They made decisions about my life over a hand of five-card stud. Wrong!
05:57Just not even begin to cover it.
06:00Okay, okay, but there are only two guys in this world who know all of your flaws and have still
06:04found a way to love you.
06:05You're just gonna toss them both away?
06:06Yes!
06:07I don't need a man. I don't even need sex without it the first 16 years.
06:1222 years of my life, and I can go a few more.
06:15Hi.
06:21This should be interesting.
06:23What?
06:24Mike just walked in.
06:29Give it up.
06:31If she didn't answer the first 10 times, she's not gonna answer it now.
06:39This is getting sad.
06:42Take it like a Brit. Stiff upper lip.
06:44You know what? I just about bloody had it with you.
06:46I preferred you when you were comatose and pooping in a bag.
06:49Well, lucky for you I don't have that bag right now.
06:54Alright, that does it.
06:57Uh, excuse me, guys.
06:59Hi, um, my mom would really like for both of you to leave.
07:02Don't soft pedal it. Let them know I mean business.
07:05Uh, cause if you don't, she'll be very, very disappointed.
07:08With them.
07:09So just, um, go home and think about what you've done.
07:14Ow!
07:15You want something bitchier? Do it yourself.
07:22Here we are, ravioli stuffed with duck confit and a porcini cream sauce.
07:31What do you think?
07:33I think it's a shame you didn't make any for yourself.
07:41Hi, honey.
07:43Hey, I just wanted to say I love you.
07:45Aren't you sweet?
07:47What's that noise in the background? Are the boys still up?
07:50Yeah, they don't want to go to bed.
07:52Well, of course they don't. They're kids. You're the dad. Make them.
07:55Well, I tried, honey, but they want to wait up for you.
07:57They, they missed their mom.
08:00Ah, is this your way of guilting me into coming back home?
08:03Lynette, the restaurant did close a half hour ago.
08:07Trust it. Don't throw pudding.
08:10Oh, Tom.
08:12I'm sorry. I can't come home.
08:14We're, um, doing inventory.
08:17So, it could be a while.
08:20Well, okay.
08:22Try to hurry.
08:23I will. I love you. Bye.
08:27Inventory.
08:28I know. I'm a horrible person.
08:31I just chose ravioli over motherhood.
08:35I should, I should go home.
08:37Lynette, you got nothing to feel guilty about.
08:39You bust your ass in this restaurant every day.
08:41You keep it going.
08:41And if anybody deserves a little downtime, it's you.
08:44Those are shameless rationalizations.
08:47Keep them coming.
08:50Ooh.
08:52Ooh.
08:52Mm.
08:54Those too.
09:00There you are.
09:01What are you doing outside?
09:04Some big kids threw eggs at Miss McCluskey's house.
09:09Oh, jeez.
09:11You shouldn't have done that.
09:13You should go talk to her.
09:16Nah.
09:17It's late.
09:18She probably doesn't want us to bother her.
09:21Come on, bud.
09:22Bedtime.
09:38Here's what's going to happen.
09:39We're not talking to Edie anymore.
09:41What do you mean, we?
09:42I mean, we, as in she betrayed me, and you're my best friend, so you're going to support me because
09:46that's what friends do.
09:47And support to you means acting like we're in junior high?
09:51I can't believe you're not furious at this.
09:53Before she sank her fangs into Carlo, she was dating your ex-husband.
09:56And Mike!
09:57Yes! And do you know who I blame? I blame Carl and Mike.
10:01Why isn't anybody mad at them? I mean, let's face it, the men, they get away with murder. They're scum!
10:08Okay. Back to Edie. I'm not sure I'm comfortable ganging up on her.
10:12Really? Because I wasn't very comfortable taking your side when you were feuding with Patti Monroe over the backyard fence
10:17line. But I did.
10:18Oh, Gabby, that's not fair. Nobody really liked Patti to begin with.
10:21Shh, shh, shh! Don't even get me started about what I've done for you, okay?
10:24I'm still boycotting Madam Kim's dazeball because of your botched bikini wax.
10:28Oh, my God. How do you botch a bikini wax?
10:30She will show you later!
10:31The point is, good friends share more than just gossip and brunch.
10:36They share enemies, too, so are you with me or not?
10:43Of course we're with you.
10:45We will give Edie the cold shoulder.
10:47No, no, not cold. Frozen. I want icicles hanging from that bitch's ears.
10:55Hello?
10:58Hi!
11:00Hey, do you still want me to look at that book report?
11:02Daddy helped me yesterday. You weren't home.
11:04Oh, okay.
11:07Daddy does everything lately.
11:10How come you always come home so late?
11:13Well, I'm really busy at the restaurant.
11:16Believe me, I come home to Daddy just as soon as I can.
11:21You're lying.
11:23What?
11:25You always laugh like that when you're telling a lie.
11:31Why would you say that?
11:34Because it's true.
11:37I stay late because there's a lot of work to do,
11:39and right now I'm the only person who can do it,
11:41and now I have to go to the grocery store
11:42because I am the only person who can do that.
11:44So why don't you go upstairs and finish your homework?
11:51Okay.
11:55But it is what you do.
12:15Uh, hey!
12:17Excuse me.
12:17That's my space.
12:19Well, I'm parked in it,
12:20so that kind of makes it my space.
12:22Hey, uh, I waited for that spot,
12:27It's a parking space.
12:30Keep a lid on your hormones, honey.
12:34Ah, God!
12:35You did that on purpose!
12:37Yeah, and I'm about to do this on purpose, too.
12:39What are you serious?
12:39Bitch, what do you think you're doing?
12:41What are you doing?
12:42What are you doing?
12:43I'm taking my damn space!
12:45Get out of my car.
12:45Get out of my car.
12:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:47Hey, hey, hey!
12:48Say you're sorry.
12:49Let me go!
12:50Say it!
12:50Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
12:52Say, I'm a rude, arrogant bastard
12:53who needs to treat women
12:54with courtesy and respect.
12:56I'm a rude, arrogant...
12:57How does the rest of it go?
12:59Freeze!
13:01Was this man trying to steal your car?
13:02It's my car!
13:03She tripped me and grabbed my keys!
13:07Is this true, ma'am?
13:09L.R. Wright, take his side!
13:16Hey, who are you spying on?
13:18Lynette.
13:19She hasn't returned my last two phone calls.
13:21I think something's up.
13:23She's probably just busy.
13:24Yeah, we'll see about that.
13:26I'm calling her right now.
13:33Oh my God!
13:35What?
13:37She just screened me!
13:39I have been screened!
13:40Maybe she's in a hurry.
13:42No, no, no.
13:43This has Gabrielle Solis written all over it.
13:46She is turning people against me!
13:48And you're surprised.
13:49I told you how she'd react
13:50if she found out about us.
13:52Yeah?
13:53Well, if she wants to play
13:54these schoolgirl games, fine.
13:56Because I invented them.
14:07Lynette!
14:07Hi!
14:08Hey, hey!
14:09I just tried calling you.
14:11Oh, really?
14:12My ringer must have been off.
14:14Oh, no problem.
14:15I wanted to invite you and the boys
14:16to Travis's birthday party on Saturday.
14:19Yeah, I'm having this reptile guy
14:20and he's got all these cool snakes and lizards.
14:22Oh, the boys would love that,
14:24but unfortunately, I gotta work.
14:26Well, that's a shame
14:26because I was hoping you could cater.
14:31Cater?
14:31Yeah, I'm gonna need pastas and salads
14:34for the parents
14:34and at least 20 pizzas for the kids.
14:37That many?
14:38Yeah.
14:39Well, you know kids,
14:40if one has a pizza party,
14:41they're all gonna want a pizza party.
14:43Could be good for business.
14:47Well, yeah, I guess I could work something out.
14:50Oh, I knew I could count on you.
14:54Love ya.
15:01Look, whatever that court report says,
15:03I do not have anger issues.
15:05I was just having a bad day.
15:06You threatened to decapitate a man
15:09over a parking space?
15:11A very bad day.
15:13Susan, when someone loses it like you did,
15:16there's usually a reason.
15:18Are things going okay at work?
15:20Work is great.
15:21You could just sign that paper
15:23and tell the judge I'm fine.
15:25What about your family?
15:26Family's terrific.
15:27Seriously, you're just wasting your time here.
15:30How's your love life?
15:42Cancel my lunch.
15:44I'm gonna be here for a while.
15:50Will you stop ringing that damn...
15:53I'm sorry, Parker.
15:54I thought you were one of those little piss-hands
15:55that keep ringing the bell and running away.
15:57So what's on your mind?
15:59I want you to come back and babysit us.
16:01The new sitter stinks.
16:04Your folks hired a new sitter?
16:05Yeah, and she thinks carrot sticks are snacks.
16:10Well, that's rough.
16:11But life's like that sometimes.
16:14It doesn't have to be.
16:16If you just told people what happened with your husband,
16:18everything could go back to the way it was.
16:22Parker, see those women over there?
16:25Nothing I could say would stop those tongues from wagging.
16:29I'm sorry, kid, but I just have to wait this one out.
16:40Can you imagine?
16:41I mean, finding out that two men you trusted bet you in a poker game.
16:46I mean, how demeaning is that?
16:47It depends on how you look at it.
16:49Men have been waging contests over women for centuries.
16:52I grant you, poker isn't as romantic as, say, jousting,
16:56but it shows how they felt about you.
16:59The real question is how did you feel about them?
17:03I told you.
17:05Hurt and betrayed.
17:06No, how did you feel about them before this poker business?
17:14Well, I was engaged to Ian, so obviously I loved him.
17:19And Mike?
17:20Were you in love with him, too?
17:23How are we doing on time?
17:24Susan.
17:25Okay, fine.
17:25I loved him.
17:26I still love him.
17:28And I love Ian, so I am totally, hopelessly in love with two men.
17:31Now we're getting somewhere.
17:33This is good.
17:34No, this is horrible.
17:35This wasn't supposed to happen.
17:37I only let myself fall for Ian because I thought Mike was lost to me.
17:41And then, bang, suddenly he wants me back,
17:43and now I have this choice that I can't possibly make.
17:45I agree.
17:46It's tough.
17:47It's devastating.
17:49If I go with Mike, Ian's heart will be broken,
17:53and Ian does not deserve that.
17:56But how can I reject Mike after all he's been through?
18:00So you're just going to walk away from both of them?
18:03You have to make a choice, sweetie.
18:05You've got two great guys, both of them crazy about you.
18:09To let one go, well, that's life.
18:11It happens.
18:13To let them both go, that's just stupid.
18:19Yes.
18:21That would be the clinical term.
18:28Sounds great.
18:29Thanks.
18:34Hey.
18:35How would you like to eat something that's neither pasta nor pizza?
18:39Such food exists.
18:40Don't tease me.
18:41My friend Al, he's opening a soul food place,
18:44and Sunday night he wants to test the menu with some of his chef buddies.
18:47He said I could bring someone.
18:50And you want me to go with you?
18:52It'll be after we close.
18:55And don't tell me that you hate southern food,
18:58because then we can't be friends.
18:59No, I love it.
19:01It's just that's a little late for me.
19:04Oh, oh, oh, okay.
19:05I just thought it'd be fun.
19:06No, it would be, but Sunday nights are kind of crazy.
19:09I'm packing lunches and checking homework.
19:11Right, right, right.
19:12No worries.
19:13I get it.
19:14You're just the first person I thought of.
19:22You know, maybe I should go.
19:26Um, it's part of the job to check out the competition, right?
19:30Yeah, absolutely.
19:31Never hurts to see what else is out there.
19:35I agree.
19:54Hey, guys, go check out this thing.
19:56I'll give you some pizza later, okay?
19:57See you later.
19:58All right, I'll see you later.
19:59Hey, you want some pizza?
20:00Yeah.
20:01There you go.
20:02Hi, Dad.
20:04What are you doing here?
20:07Edie asked me to cater.
20:08I know I'm a total whore, but please don't rat me out to Gabby.
20:11Hi, Susan.
20:13I have 30 copies of your book.
20:15The kids can't wait for you to sign it.
20:16Come on, let's go.
20:17Come on, come on.
20:21Looks like we're working the same corner.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Only I didn't know Edie was going to have the party in a park.
20:27What if Gabby sees us?
20:28Trust me, we can both relax.
20:30I talked to her this morning, and she's out with Victor all day.
20:33Oh, that's a relief.
20:56Go ahead.
20:58I dare you.
21:14Hey, what's going on?
21:18Hey, don't do that.
21:20Why not?
21:20Because she's not a witch.
21:22How do you know?
21:23Because she isn't.
21:24Don't be a jerk.
21:24What is she, a girlfriend?
21:25Parker's in love.
21:27Shut up.
21:29Hey, you boys.
21:30Knock it off.
21:32Parker, I'm so sorry.
21:34Are you all right?
21:36You know, everything would be okay if you'd tell people what you told me.
21:40You can make them stop.
21:50Hey, Lynette, it's Gabby.
21:51Victor got pulled into some photo op at the homeless shelter, so...
21:54I'm free for lunch.
21:55You want to go with?
21:56I tried Susan, but she's not home, which is weird, because her car's in the driveway.
22:03So is yours.
22:04Where is everybody?
22:07Come on, hey!
22:08Hey!
22:16Come on, Dad!
22:23Come on!
22:23Come on!
22:23Come on!
22:24Lennette, what is wrong with you?
22:26Baby's coming!
22:27What?
22:27I thought you said she was with Victor.
22:29I was wrong.
22:29I was wrong.
22:30Come on.
22:30Follow me.
22:33Come on.
22:34Mommy, can I play?
22:35No!
22:36Go ride the python!
22:38Come on!
22:39Come on!
22:40Come on!
22:41Come on!
22:41Come on!
22:42Come on!
22:43Come on!
22:44Come on!
22:45Come on!
22:46Come on!
22:47Okay!
22:48Okay!
22:49She's circling the park.
22:50Ugh!
22:51I wish she'd hurry.
22:52I'm terrified of snakes.
22:53Yeah, I'm more terrified of Gabby.
22:55Okay, good!
22:56Good!
22:57We're almost home free.
22:59What?
23:01Don't turn around.
23:05No!
23:07Oh!
23:10Oh!
23:11Oh!
23:12Oh!
23:12Oh!
23:15Hey, Gab!
23:17Hi!
23:17What are you two doing here?
23:18Uh, what are we doing here?
23:19Well, Edie hired me to cater, so it's just business.
23:25I don't know what her excuse is.
23:27You are so dead.
23:29I don't believe it.
23:30This is an absolute betrayal of our friendship.
23:32Gabby, she asked me to make 20 pizzas.
23:34I couldn't turn it down.
23:35Oh, this is so delicious.
23:38Is that what our friendship is worth to you?
23:4020 pizzas?
23:41We had it packed.
23:41Oh, come on, Gabby.
23:43Be fair.
23:43You put us in a really awkward position.
23:45Me?
23:46You two owe me an apology.
23:47Now, Gabby, be reasonable.
23:48I am leaving this party right now,
23:50and if you two don't come with me,
23:51our friendship is over.
23:52Yeah!
23:53I mean it!
23:54Stop it!
23:55Carlos!
23:56Stop!
23:57Put me down!
23:58What are you doing?
24:00Stop it!
24:01Carlos!
24:01Put me down!
24:03How dare you maul me like that?
24:05You were ruining Trevor's birthday party.
24:07What the hell is wrong with you?
24:08I'm sorry.
24:09Betrayal makes me a little cranky.
24:11Come on, Gabby.
24:12You can't tell Susan and Lynette who they're allowed to be friends with.
24:14It's ridiculous.
24:15I'll tell you what's ridiculous.
24:16You, not having the guts to tell me you were dating Edie.
24:19Oh, here it is.
24:20Yeah!
24:21I had to find out from her at my damn engagement party.
24:23Well, I had to hear that you were engaged to that Victor guy on the news.
24:26I didn't plan it that way.
24:28It was spur of the moment.
24:29Oh, so you just said, hey, what the heck?
24:32You even in love with this guy?
24:33Yes.
24:34Deeply.
24:42Must be nice.
24:45Well, aren't you in love with Edie?
24:46We're having fun together, but it'll never be serious.
24:50Oh.
24:52So, if I'm just dating, and you're in love and getting married,
24:57remind me again why it is that you get to be the angry one.
25:02I'm sorry, Gabby.
25:07You should be.
25:13And for the first time, Gabrielle was willing to let Carlos be with someone else.
25:18Hey.
25:20Because she knew he still belonged to her.
25:27Feel free to take home as much cake as you want.
25:29I do not want to be tempted.
25:30I might take a little for Tom and...
25:35Hi.
25:36Mr. McCluskey.
25:39Would you like some cake?
25:41I didn't come for sweets.
25:43I know you people have been talking about me, and I guess the only way to shut you up is
25:47to come clean.
25:48So, who would like to hear the gruesome details?
25:55I would.
25:57It feels like it.
25:58Yeah.
26:00First off, and I know this will disappoint some of you, but I didn't kill Gilbert.
26:05I came home from a weekend in Laughlin and found him in front of the TV.
26:09Dead.
26:11He still had the remote in his hand.
26:13Good Lord.
26:15It was 2 AM, so I decided to wait until morning to call the funeral home.
26:19And I went to his desk to make sure everything was in order.
26:23I found his pension plan.
26:25And guess what?
26:27In the event of his death, I was not the beneficiary.
26:32Who was?
26:33His first wife.
26:35They were married when he started the job.
26:37For two years.
26:38We were together for 34 years, and that idiot didn't change the paperwork.
26:45I not only lost my Gilbert, but I was about to lose everything.
26:49So I, um...
26:52I, um...
26:53You put him in the freezer and kept cashing the checks.
26:56Thanks.
26:59Well, what else was I gonna do?
27:03Besides, after a while, it was kinda nice having him around.
27:08Anyway, that's the truth.
27:11You ladies have my permission to pass it along.
27:14Not that some of you ladies need it.
27:31You probably weren't expecting to see me, huh?
27:35Well, after 20 unanswered calls...
27:38No, not really.
27:39About that, uh...
27:40Obviously, I...
27:42I've been very confused.
27:44I finally saw a therapist.
27:47Actually, it was sort of a court ordered thing.
27:50Anyway...
27:51Well...
27:52I need to talk to you.
27:57You sound sure.
28:00I am.
28:03I'm gonna marry Ian.
28:10Believe me, this wasn't easy.
28:13Especially when you started to remember how it was between us.
28:19Maybe if the timing had been different.
28:22It wasn't.
28:27I'm sorry, Mike.
28:32Well, at least I had my memories.
28:50You ready to go?
28:51Yeah.
28:52Um...
28:52I told Kim that we'd be out the rest of the evening and she's gonna lock up.
28:55Great.
28:55I'll, uh...
28:55Just get my jacket.
28:56Okay.
29:05Hey, you got a table for seven?
29:07Hey!
29:08Hi!
29:08What are you doing?
29:09What are you doing here?
29:10Well, the kids wanted to surprise you and it's been forever since we've all had dinner together, so...
29:15Well, how did you get here?
29:16I mean, you're not supposed to drive.
29:18I took a cab and double dose of the painkillers and voila!
29:22You surprised me?
29:23Yeah, a little.
29:24We missed you!
29:25Oh, I missed you too!
29:27Hey, why don't you guys go grab that big table and I will have Rick whip something up for us.
29:31Hi!
29:34Wow, you smell good.
29:35Oh!
29:36It must be the basil.
29:37It has a sweet smell.
29:39Hey, Kayla, can you get a diet trip for your sister, please?
29:42Alright, who wants pizza?
29:44Hi!
29:44Hi!
29:45Uh, change of plans.
29:46Yeah.
29:47Yeah, I see.
29:48But I'm sorry, you could still go.
29:51No, no, no, I'll stay.
29:52I'll cook for your family.
29:53Thanks.
30:02Thanks, sweetie.
30:03You're taking such good care of me.
30:06When's Lynette getting home?
30:07Ah, since she closes up the pizzeria.
30:09Is that guy Rick helping her?
30:11You better be.
30:12Or as much as we're paying him.
30:14I think Lynette likes him.
30:16Sure, he's a nice guy.
30:17Hard worker.
30:19No, I mean, she likes him.
30:21Likes him.
30:25Why makes you say that?
30:28Just something I noticed.
30:31Well, goodnight, Daddy.
30:43Mrs. Susan Hainsworth.
30:45God, I love the sound of that.
30:46Or did you want to keep your name?
30:47Because I love the sound of that, too.
30:49As long as I get to call you my wife.
30:53Deal.
30:54You do realize we're going to be blissfully happy, don't you?
30:57I mean, it could actually get a bit disgusting.
30:59People might throw fruit.
31:02Oh, I'm going to lock up down here.
31:04Why don't you go upstairs and warm up the bed?
31:10You do realize we're going to be great together, don't you?
31:13I know.
31:13I know.
31:24Hey, Susan.
31:25Um, I don't mean to bug you.
31:27There's just so much I didn't get to say.
31:31Um, I...
31:32God, I'm lousy at goodbyes.
31:33Anyway, you will always be the best thing that ever happened to me, and I hope you find the happiness
31:40you deserve.
31:42Bye.
31:44Oh, this is Mike.
31:56Oh, this is Mike.
32:00Oh, this is Mike.
32:16where are you going oh to england
32:22to england what's wrong well it's just um i don't think this is going to work what
32:30just 10 minutes ago we were making plans and you were saying how great we're going to be together
32:34i uh saw you listening to that message from mike
32:40oh
32:44ian i made my choice but not for the right reasons you're just trying to honor a promise you made
32:49to me that's not true
32:54i will get over him you've been trying to get over for as long as i've known you
32:59haven't had much luck have you ian i love you i know you do but you love him a little
33:06bit more don't you
33:17i can't live a life where every time i see you with a faraway look i'll wonder if you're
33:23thinking of him
33:27i'm so sorry
33:31you deserve to be happy
33:35so do i
33:40goodbye susan
33:54hey mrs mccluskey won that well it turns out our new babysitter isn't working out too well
34:03okay
34:03fill up to another tour of duty
34:05are you sure you want the wisteria witch looking after your kids my kids know you're
34:10not a witch too bad use the leverage i missed you same here
34:22i'm gonna need a raise though kind of stripped
34:27okay
34:34i just talked to mrs mccluskey and she is gonna start looking after our kids again
34:38that's great
34:39yeah because actually i have been thinking and it is time that i got back to work
34:47what
34:48yeah i'm feeling good i'm getting around better
34:51but
34:52but the doctor said your recovery would take months and it's only been six weeks
34:57well it's not like i'm gonna you know deadlift a bag of ice but i can sprinkle cheese on
35:01a pizza and besides i hate making you run that place by yourself
35:07i don't mind
35:09really because before you said it was killing you
35:11yeah well you know it is but i just don't want you to come back before you're ready
35:16you might re-injure yourself
35:18i'll be careful
35:19the best part is we can finally get rick off the books
35:23rick why would you want to let him go
35:25well i know he's been great but um his salary is cutting into our profits
35:30actually he is bringing in more than enough business to cover his salary
35:34i mean with all those new dishes he's been cooking he's got a lot of fans out there
35:38does he really
35:39yeah i think firing would be a huge mistake
35:43well it's just a thought
35:45well don't think so much just rest and get better that's what you need to do
35:51you gonna be late tonight
35:53probably we got a big party coming in at 10 so i'll just see you in the morning
35:58i'll be here
35:59okay
36:04hi ida what's up
36:05that idiot postman mixed up our mail again
36:08oh poor mr henley he does seem to be getting worse
36:11thanks for stopping by
36:12hey have you heard about mike
36:14no what about him
36:15he moved
36:17moved
36:18moved
36:18what do you mean
36:19mona clark was up at two in the morning with acid reflux
36:23and she saw him pack his car and everything
36:28well that doesn't make sense mike wouldn't leave without saying goodbye
36:31well he did
36:32according to carlos something bad happened and mike just wanted to get the heck out of dodge
36:38it's a pity
36:39i always liked him
36:59i'd love to be assistant manager but apparently you have to flirt with mrs scaba to get that job
37:05it's nasty speculation that's based on not so polite fact
37:10he may be dating edie everyone can see he's still in love with gabby
37:19how do we protect ourselves from the venomous sting of such idle gossip
37:24are you the lady who kept her husband in her freezer
37:26the best way is to just tell the truth
37:29yep that's me
37:31scarier than i
37:33and wait for people to start talking about someone else