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First broadcast 9th August 1990.

When Martin meets Harry, he doesn't know what to expect. Is it love the boy is offering or a one-way ticket to heartbreak?

Pip Donaghy - Martin
Aidan Gillen - Harry
Harold Innocent - Napoleon
Hilda Fenemore - Mrs. Thackeray
Ivor Roberts - Mr. Thackeray
Patrick Cremin - Businessman
Ian Bailey - Businessman
Bill McCabe - Barman
Chas Bryer - Barman
Geoffrey Greenhill - Pub regular
Lewis George - Policeman
Stephen Morris - Violinist

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00:00:00There's nothing.
00:00:03Nothing in the world
00:00:06except the two of them.
00:00:24They beg the sun not to rise.
00:00:30As if dawn
00:00:32were an enemy.
00:00:35Anyway.
00:01:00This is just before.
00:01:06Now.
00:01:19Oh.
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00:03:14Oh.
00:03:14Anyway.
00:03:14That's what I asked myself.
00:03:16Never heard of any of them.
00:03:18And there's been no one in that middle flat for ages.
00:03:22Before we know it, we'll have squatters.
00:03:25It'll be off.
00:03:25Oh, oh.
00:03:26And why don't you pop in for a sherry after work, Mr. Innes?
00:03:30A sherry?
00:03:31Yeah.
00:03:32Be nice, wouldn't it?
00:03:34Hardly ever see you.
00:03:3622.
00:03:36That's it.
00:04:17Twenty-three.
00:04:36You don't have given me a name.
00:04:40What's your date of birth?
00:04:44May.
00:04:45What?
00:04:47First.
00:04:48The year?
00:04:49Seventy-one.
00:04:50Seventy-two.
00:04:52Seventy-two?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:55Do you have an address?
00:05:00Anywhere?
00:05:02Got one in Liverpool.
00:05:04But not in London.
00:05:07How long have you been here?
00:05:09A few days.
00:05:10So what have you been doing?
00:05:12Nothing much.
00:05:13About somewhere to stay?
00:05:15Where have you been sleeping?
00:05:17On my back.
00:05:19At Kansas, mister.
00:05:21Should've seen her face.
00:05:22That's not the way to go about things.
00:05:25Though I understand the frustration.
00:05:27We all do.
00:05:29Most of us, anyway.
00:05:31Nice to know.
00:05:32But you're all right, aren't you?
00:05:34Cozy?
00:05:35Probably you can forget about all this shit.
00:05:36Pay packet each week for your trouble.
00:05:38I'm on your side, didn't I?
00:05:39Don't look like that to me.
00:05:40The only point of my being here is to help.
00:05:43As far as I can.
00:05:44Make you feel good, does it?
00:05:46Not often.
00:05:47But, er, sometimes.
00:05:50Yes, it does.
00:05:51Ah, please, Bob.
00:05:52What hour is a special place for rockets...
00:05:54We've been active now on Neighbourhood Watch for, oh, nigh on a year, isn't it, George?
00:05:59It's up to everyone, don't you think, Mr. Innes?
00:06:02I mean, the police have enough on their plates, don't they?
00:06:05What with the strikes and the riots?
00:06:07I've got nothing against the blacks, but I do think they should show a little more gratitude.
00:06:12We'll be sent back on the next banana boat.
00:06:15Top up, Mr. Innes.
00:06:16No, thank you.
00:06:17Of course, I have the time to keep my eye out, being a senior citizen.
00:06:21I spend hours at the window, don't I, George?
00:06:24But I don't begrudge it.
00:06:27Everyone should do their bit, shouldn't they, Mr. Innes?
00:06:29Have you ever been married?
00:06:32No.
00:06:33Must be depressing, working where you do.
00:06:36Syl, you haven't got a job.
00:06:39And that's something to be grateful for in this day and age, isn't it?
00:06:42There's plenty of jobs.
00:06:44You had a good kick up the backside.
00:06:48Better be off.
00:06:49Oh.
00:06:49All right.
00:06:50Nevertheless, the tenth commandment, thou shalt not covet, recognizes that making money and owning things could become selfish activities.
00:07:01But it's not the creation of wealth that is wrong, but love of money for its own sake.
00:07:06The spiritual dimension comes in deciding what one does with the wealth.
00:07:44I wish I could partake of the love, which is between you and Jonathan.
00:07:51Nothing in this world.
00:07:54Not even God can touch that.
00:07:58And it will not change, even if Jonathan never recognizes me again.
00:08:05I could change everything.
00:08:10Will you come to me and be my ally?
00:08:14Let me salvation for your husband.
00:08:17And for me, the absence of love is the most abject pain.
00:08:29Salvation comes from ourselves alone.
00:08:34And you may rest assured that even the unthinkable will not deter me.
00:08:42Huh?
00:09:24In fact, I will try it again.
00:09:26I will protect you.
00:09:26I'm not alone.
00:09:28But I do not have a choice while I'm in the blood, you may be able to give up on
00:09:33you.
00:09:33Oh, we ought to take this out.
00:09:34How much is that?
00:09:36130.
00:09:37What's an half?
00:09:3870.
00:09:39Okay.
00:09:41Half a line?
00:09:42Yeah.
00:09:45Two women are right.
00:09:47I thought I was trying to smuggle it.
00:09:49I thought I was trying to smuggle it.
00:09:51It's all lives, mate.
00:09:53The first woman says, I'll put the monkey down my bra.
00:09:57The other one says, oh, I'll put the skunk down my knickers.
00:10:01So the first woman says, what about the terrible smell?
00:10:05And the second woman says, well, if it dies, it dies.
00:10:10There we are.
00:10:12Sir.
00:10:20Thanks.
00:10:36Sir.
00:10:43I'm going to pack food.
00:10:44I'm going to wear a summer wear.
00:10:46He says, what is this?
00:10:48Ha!
00:10:49Ha!
00:10:50Ha!
00:10:52Ha!
00:10:52Ha!
00:10:55Ha!
00:10:56Ha!
00:10:58Ha!
00:10:58Oh, my God.
00:11:30I don't know.
00:12:22Oh, hey there, she says, she says,
00:12:24Well, if you reach a bit further, I'd be nice to find the name of the game, then.
00:12:37Jesus, it's about five quid for us to have a trade.
00:12:43Good job you've still got one left to hold me with, mate.
00:12:45Lady Hamilton, Mr Nelson.
00:12:49Oh, shit, it's all gone down the trail.
00:12:55Oh, is that the time?
00:12:57You can have one more.
00:13:28Lord, son, I'll slice it off.
00:13:36You never can tell, can you?
00:14:02I'm out.
00:14:03I'm out.
00:14:21You have the time?
00:14:24Sorry.
00:14:25Let's go.
00:14:54Let's go.
00:15:24Let's go.
00:15:59Let's go.
00:16:00Let's go.
00:16:16Let's go.
00:16:18Let's go.
00:16:27Let's go.
00:16:30Let's go.
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00:17:01Let's go.
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00:17:08Let's go.
00:17:09Let's go.
00:17:15Let's go.
00:17:27Let's go.
00:17:30Let's go.
00:17:31Let's go.
00:17:57Let's go.
00:17:58Let's go.
00:18:07Let's go.
00:18:08Let's go.
00:18:19Let's go.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:41Let's go.
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00:18:49Let's go.
00:18:50Let's go.
00:18:50Let's go.
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00:18:58Let's go.
00:19:00Let's go.
00:19:00Let's go.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:02Let's go.
00:19:03Let's go.
00:19:08Let's go.
00:19:19Let's go.
00:19:27Let's go.
00:19:29Let's go.
00:19:31But I don't like people breathing down my neck.
00:19:38You haven't booked into the hostel have you?
00:19:42You still sleeping rough?
00:19:43Why should it bother you?
00:19:47I could phone up.
00:19:48Sort it out.
00:19:49It's not too late.
00:19:54Might even give you a drink.
00:20:00Suit yourself.
00:20:13I'll have a drink.
00:20:32I'll have a drink.
00:21:27I'll have a drink.
00:21:29I'll have a drink.
00:21:30Who's under the week?
00:21:31Well, so long as he does it behind code doors.
00:21:34Do you own this place?
00:21:36No.
00:21:37Bit of a dump in it.
00:21:39Don't you ever use the other room?
00:21:41I don't need to.
00:21:46Vodka all right?
00:21:47Got no lager?
00:21:48No.
00:21:49Beer or anything?
00:21:50No.
00:21:51What have you got?
00:21:51Vodka.
00:21:52I'll have vodka.
00:21:58Who's Kat Stevens?
00:22:00Singer.
00:22:01Never heard of him.
00:22:02He gave it up a while ago.
00:22:03Any good?
00:22:05You read a few good songs.
00:22:08You can play it if you like.
00:22:10Who's this?
00:22:12Aaron Copeland.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:13You giving it up as well?
00:22:15I haven't a clue.
00:22:17Could be dead for all I know.
00:22:20Got anything to put in this?
00:22:22Afraid not.
00:22:23Afraid not?
00:22:24Where do you come from?
00:22:26Bolton.
00:22:27Originally.
00:22:27We all come from somewhere originally.
00:22:30That's true.
00:22:31You don't sound like a northerner.
00:22:33Don't I?
00:22:34Don't I?
00:22:35Lost your accent, did you?
00:22:36Must have done.
00:22:37Pissed off when you weren't looking, I bet.
00:22:41What's this?
00:22:43An opera.
00:22:44You like opera?
00:22:46I like that opera.
00:22:47What's it about?
00:22:48Do you want to know?
00:22:50Wouldn't ask otherwise.
00:22:51I'll tell you sometime.
00:22:52I can't be bothered now.
00:22:53When's sometime?
00:22:55Not now.
00:22:58Who's Carol Key?
00:23:00A singer.
00:23:01Is she dead?
00:23:03Don't you know?
00:23:04Are you going to go through all my records asking what each one is?
00:23:09Do you know?
00:23:15Carry on.
00:23:17Got a flag.
00:23:45Well, you could listen to one of them.
00:23:48I'll play you something.
00:24:02Do you like music?
00:24:03Why'd you ask me back?
00:24:05I didn't.
00:24:07Why am I here then?
00:24:09You wanted to be.
00:24:12I like the Smits.
00:24:13But they've given up and all.
00:24:16Got any?
00:24:17I don't know them.
00:24:17Didn't think you would.
00:24:21Put one of mine on.
00:24:23You might like it, you never know.
00:24:29Isn't it a bit risky having strange young men in your flat?
00:24:33I don't make a habit of it.
00:24:35Don't you?
00:24:37No.
00:24:39I might be dangerous for all you know.
00:24:46What?
00:24:48Never can tell.
00:24:49Can you?
00:24:59Would you like something to eat?
00:25:01No.
00:25:13What you doing?
00:25:14Filling the hostel.
00:25:15Why?
00:25:16I said I would.
00:25:17No.
00:25:18Do you want to go to it sometime?
00:25:19No.
00:25:22I'll have another drink.
00:25:33I've got a girlfriend, you know.
00:25:35Oh?
00:25:36In Liverpool.
00:25:37Really?
00:25:37Yeah.
00:25:38Why aren't you with her?
00:25:40Because I'm here.
00:25:43Needed to sort a few things out in the head.
00:25:47You got a girlfriend?
00:25:48No.
00:25:50Didn't think you would have.
00:25:52I have had.
00:25:53I have had.
00:25:54Oh?
00:25:59They're difficult, aren't they?
00:26:01Girls.
00:26:02Go hot and cold on you.
00:26:06You left because of her?
00:26:07No.
00:26:08It was the police, wasn't it?
00:26:10Dickheads.
00:26:11Dragged me in for something like Buggal to do.
00:26:13Once you've got a record, they'll never leave you alone, do they?
00:26:16So I told sod this for a game of soldiers.
00:26:18I'm off for good this time.
00:26:21Just when things were looking all right and all.
00:26:23God.
00:26:25They're bastards.
00:26:30What about your parents?
00:26:31They don't keep the monkeys.
00:26:33Put me into care last time around.
00:26:35You didn't worry now.
00:26:36I'm off to her back.
00:26:38They said I was going to the library, pissed off to Lime Street Station, that was it.
00:26:42The library?
00:26:44First thing they come into my head, they don't listen anyway.
00:26:48Could have said I was going to jump under a bus they wouldn't have heard.
00:26:53So you get on with your parents?
00:26:55I'm brainless and touch.
00:26:56Will I?
00:26:57Obviously don't need to be.
00:26:59Did you ever get on with them?
00:27:02No.
00:27:09Sure you wouldn't like some food?
00:27:11No.
00:27:11I said, didn't I?
00:27:23All right, isn't it?
00:27:24Sure, sir.
00:27:26Well, I've done something else, but I only had eggs.
00:27:38I like cooking.
00:27:41But I don't really bother much now.
00:27:43It's not worth it for one.
00:27:45Good enough?
00:27:46I suppose so.
00:27:48I can make more if you like.
00:28:05When did you last eat?
00:28:06You know it worked now.
00:28:09Believe it or not, there are still some people left that don't just look after number one.
00:28:13Pish off!
00:28:15Jesus Christ, if there's one thing I hate more than a Tory to being a social worker...
00:28:19I'm not a social worker.
00:28:20Then you bloody should be.
00:28:22I'm going to look after number one.
00:28:24No one else will.
00:28:25Don't give a toss about the rest.
00:28:26Why the hell should I?
00:28:27No one gives a toss about me.
00:28:28They can all go screw themselves.
00:28:30I want money.
00:28:31Lots of it.
00:28:32Not bleeding handouts.
00:28:34How are you going to get it?
00:28:36Any which way I choose.
00:28:37That's how.
00:28:38It's the only thing that matters to what everyone wants, whatever crap to come out with.
00:28:42Money won't make you if you're not right yourself.
00:28:44Tell that to the dole queue tomorrow.
00:28:56I'm going to phone the hostel now.
00:28:57Get them to take me away.
00:29:00What's up to you with you?
00:29:01Do I know?
00:29:01You're going to kick me out now.
00:29:02I've had enough, have you?
00:29:03No.
00:29:04Why not?
00:29:06Why shouldn't I?
00:29:20What's this?
00:29:26Bro.
00:29:28Is it your dad?
00:29:33Yeah.
00:29:43I used to dream about being a grown-up when I was a kid.
00:29:49Places I'd go.
00:29:52Things I'd do.
00:29:55Can't remember what now.
00:29:59I've been trying for years.
00:30:04You're a queer, aren't you?
00:30:12Haven't you got anything more up to date, apart from Cat Stevens?
00:30:18No.
00:30:21I'm nostalgic.
00:30:24I don't like time or class.
00:30:28I'd like to stop it.
00:30:32Why haven't you kicked me out?
00:30:42It's nice to have a bit of company.
00:30:47Always lived by yourself, have you?
00:30:49No.
00:30:52Lived with fellas?
00:30:54What?
00:30:55I'm out of vodka.
00:31:00I'll get out the off-license in a minute.
00:31:02I'm pissed.
00:31:04Well, you don't have to have anything.
00:31:07How do you know I'm staying?
00:31:09I don't.
00:31:10I'd get more, even if you were going.
00:31:15Looking for someone else?
00:31:18No.
00:31:19Why not?
00:31:23I've given up on it.
00:31:29Want to do it with me?
00:31:36There was a guy, years ago.
00:31:40He had a good time together.
00:31:43No sex.
00:31:46He was very young.
00:31:48Very confused.
00:31:51Then he moved away.
00:31:54I never saw him again.
00:31:57I wrote a couple of times, but he never replied.
00:32:00Next thing I heard,
00:32:03he got married.
00:32:22I said, I don't know.
00:32:25I said, I don't know how I felt.
00:32:28I said, I'm not.
00:32:30I should have known how I felt.
00:32:31I gave him a name.
00:32:33I said, I don't know how I felt.
00:32:34I'd done anything for him.
00:32:38Selfish little bastard.
00:32:41He used me.
00:32:45Must have thought I was an idiot not to see through it.
00:32:48The one I lived with, he was the same.
00:32:50Provided him with a home for two years.
00:32:53We had sex.
00:32:55Not a lot.
00:32:59Sex is not a relationship.
00:33:04Just a facet.
00:33:06Like shitting is of living.
00:33:10We got on.
00:33:12So I thought.
00:33:14And again.
00:33:16After opening up to him, giving everything, he pisses off.
00:33:22Another parasite.
00:33:28Never again.
00:33:31Oh, no.
00:33:34There are other ways, I like to think, of finding happiness.
00:33:39Other people always, always let you down.
00:33:48Turn up your foe, you know.
00:33:52For a bit of cash.
00:34:01If you need money, I'll give you some.
00:34:03Don't sell yourself to me.
00:34:04I don't want to buy your body.
00:34:06I don't need body, for that matter.
00:34:09I'm pissed.
00:34:22I'll be closed in a minute.
00:34:24Come on.
00:34:32What is it?
00:34:54Don't get a chance, do you?
00:35:00Push down this shit and go there.
00:35:25I'm a prox.
00:35:28No.
00:35:31I'd better go, Ed, and we...
00:35:40Laura, you can stay.
00:35:44A day or two.
00:35:46Or the weekend.
00:35:50It'd be nice to have someone around.
00:35:53I'd like it.
00:35:56No.
00:35:58I'll go tomorrow.
00:36:03As you like.
00:36:09Anyway.
00:36:12Still some of tonight left.
00:36:14We can enjoy that.
00:36:18Tomorrow we'll be here sooner now.
00:36:19We'll be here.
00:36:30We'll be here.
00:36:43We'll be here.
00:36:46We'll be here.
00:36:47We'll be here.
00:36:48We'll be here.
00:36:49We'll be here.
00:36:49We'll be here.
00:36:51Wake up!
00:36:54Good morning, Christian!
00:36:57This is...
00:36:59We'll be here.
00:37:00We'll be here.
00:37:01Hey!
00:37:05Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world.
00:37:08Woo-hoo!
00:37:11It's hard to get by just upon a smile.
00:37:18Oh, baby, it's a wild world.
00:37:24I'll always remember you...
00:37:27Why'd you do that?
00:37:28Crap.
00:37:29It's good.
00:37:30Crap.
00:37:31I wrote a few songs, one.
00:37:33Don't do better than that.
00:37:34Pretty similar, actually.
00:37:36Actually.
00:37:37In fact, that was the problem.
00:37:39I copied other people's stuff without knowing it.
00:37:42There was one song I got very excited about
00:37:45until I realised it was yesterday.
00:37:47How can you realise it's yesterday?
00:37:49You can realise it's today or tomorrow.
00:37:54I fancied being Mozart once.
00:37:57I mean, can you imagine producing all that stuff
00:38:01by the time you're 35?
00:38:04I'm 37, and what have I done?
00:38:08I could have done more, though.
00:38:10It's not altogether my fault.
00:38:11I work harder than the rest of them.
00:38:13I'm better qualified, but...
00:38:15Ah, no.
00:38:17Gay.
00:38:18Pinko.
00:38:19No promotion for him.
00:38:21Keep the bugger down.
00:38:25Adele.
00:38:28Sometimes I wonder why I stick this country.
00:38:30Have you ever thought about leaving?
00:38:33People.
00:38:34So stupid.
00:38:36Allowing history to repeat itself.
00:38:39Nothing is sacred anymore.
00:38:41Not even here.
00:38:42Now.
00:38:43One's privacy.
00:38:45They've changed laws to ensure that
00:38:47and to protect themselves.
00:38:49I mean, the arrogance of it.
00:38:52Those few people have always believed,
00:38:55without question,
00:38:56they own this country and its morals.
00:38:59I mean, it's unbelievable, isn't it?
00:39:00And the majority are kept down in collective ignorance.
00:39:04Lives drift by, achieving nothing.
00:39:08Undervalued.
00:39:09Chances missed.
00:39:11I'm screwed up.
00:39:13I thought it was tough.
00:39:25I didn't know that,
00:39:28I didn't think so.
00:39:28No?
00:39:29I didn't know that.
00:39:34No.
00:39:36No.
00:39:37No.
00:39:39No.
00:39:50Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:40:20Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:40:58Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:41:37Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:42:07Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:42:22Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:42:43Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:43:01I'm old enough to be your father.
00:43:18Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:43:26Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:43:56Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:44:03I'm old enough to be your father.
00:44:25Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:44:34Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:44:58Jesus Christ, I'm old enough to be your father.
00:45:15I'm old enough to be your father.
00:45:18Like the National Gallery.
00:45:21Now, that's what we'll enjoy.
00:45:22And we needn't worry about the weather.
00:45:24Yes, why don't we do that?
00:45:25Go to the National Gallery, then go to a pub and have lunch,
00:45:27then we can see a film.
00:45:31Look at that.
00:45:32National Gallery, pub, lunch, cinema.
00:45:34Why don't you go to a video?
00:45:36Have you been listening?
00:45:37Yeah.
00:45:38Don't you want to see a bit of London?
00:45:40Everyone's got a video.
00:45:41Apparently not.
00:45:43Apparently not.
00:45:44And I am not everybody.
00:45:45If they got a video, it'd save us going to the cinema, wouldn't it?
00:45:47I haven't got one, have I?
00:45:49Then we could stay in and watch what we want.
00:45:50I've got a point to get out and see a few things.
00:45:52You said.
00:45:54Well, that might be a nice idea.
00:45:56It's all right here, isn't it?
00:45:59Have you won yourself a prize?
00:46:01Well, you'll be the most up-to-date.
00:46:02You'll be in town with this...
00:46:04It'll be all right here.
00:46:04...person organiser.
00:46:13I'm looking for a girl
00:46:16Who has no face
00:46:19She has no name
00:46:26Or number
00:46:31And so I search within this lonely place
00:46:38Knowing that I won't find her
00:46:50But I can't stop this feeling deep inside of me
00:47:11I feel no sound
00:47:17It's great.
00:47:21First of all.
00:47:23Wish we got the chocolate ripple.
00:47:27I thought we had
00:47:29This is toffee fudge Sunday
00:47:33Oh
00:47:38Is this cat's demon here again?
00:47:41No
00:47:42It's traffic
00:47:49Traffic
00:47:50I'm a part of it
00:47:53Beep beep
00:47:54It's a part of me
00:47:57Painted green
00:48:09I was scared
00:48:10I'm scared
00:48:10For a lot of people
00:48:12Because I'd be the only one
00:48:14That's what I was gonna do
00:48:16I thought I'd imagine
00:48:17You don't have to touch your head
00:48:23You don't have to touch your head
00:48:24Trying to find yourself
00:48:25No, you don't care
00:48:25You don't care
00:48:31Do you like this?
00:48:33Tastes like sick.
00:48:38Rispigi.
00:48:40What sort of names, then?
00:48:43Rispigi.
00:48:45Rispigi?
00:48:47Pee-gee.
00:48:50Sounds daft to me.
00:48:53Fiamma.
00:48:54What's that?
00:48:56Flynn.
00:48:58Do you speak Italian?
00:49:01Huh?
00:49:10Want one?
00:49:12Yeah.
00:49:49What's that?
00:49:53What do you call...
00:49:54No.
00:49:56God, I'm pissed.
00:49:57What do you say to a drunk Italian?
00:50:01Is this a joke?
00:50:02Yeah.
00:50:03I don't like jokes.
00:50:05Go on.
00:50:06What do you say to a drunk Italian?
00:50:08I don't know.
00:50:11I-tiddly-I-tie.
00:50:15I-tiddly-I-tie.
00:50:16Get it?
00:50:19I-tiddly-I-tie.
00:50:23Good, innit?
00:50:23Hang on.
00:50:24Where'd you find a tree-legged tortoise?
00:50:26I don't like jokes.
00:50:27You liked that one?
00:50:28Go on.
00:50:29Where'd you find a tree-legged tortoise?
00:50:59I don't know.
00:51:01Tell me what it's about.
00:51:04Another time.
00:51:05I promise I'll listen.
00:51:07You asked?
00:51:08Yeah.
00:51:10Go on.
00:51:11I'll listen.
00:51:15Christ.
00:51:17I'm not yet.
00:51:44Angelica.
00:51:44OK.
00:52:11Oh, my God.
00:52:45I don't know.
00:53:11Here we go again.
00:53:36You silly bugger.
00:54:03Here we go.
00:54:05Let's go.
00:54:37What are you doing?
00:54:40Drink of water.
00:54:43Oh.
00:54:45I thought you'd gone.
00:54:54I didn't want to wake you.
00:54:55Wake me?
00:54:58I was drunk too much.
00:55:00I could go back to bed sleeping off.
00:55:05Better not.
00:55:07What are you doing?
00:55:09Are you cold?
00:55:10Are there some extra blankets somewhere?
00:55:11I don't want to go, man.
00:55:14Why?
00:55:18Got a fag?
00:55:20It's the middle of the night.
00:55:21I'm going.
00:55:23You can't.
00:55:26Give us a fag.
00:55:33Get off from you!
00:55:36Sorry.
00:55:37You've torn it!
00:55:38Sorry.
00:55:39Pillock!
00:55:40You can have one of mine.
00:55:41It's the only one I've got!
00:55:42I've got loads.
00:55:42Pillock!
00:55:43I'm sorry.
00:55:45What's up with you?
00:55:48You said you'd stay.
00:55:49Yeah, and now I'm gone.
00:55:50What's the problem?
00:55:51You said you'd stay the weekend.
00:55:52Changed my mind, haven't I?
00:55:54You can't.
00:55:55I bloody can.
00:55:57But I don't understand why.
00:55:59I just want to go.
00:56:01That's all.
00:56:04Bleed now.
00:56:06We did all that shopping.
00:56:07If so.
00:56:08We shop for the weekend.
00:56:09You can put it in the fridge, can't you?
00:56:10You've got everything you want.
00:56:11You have it.
00:56:12I don't like fish cakes.
00:56:13I don't like curried beans and toffee fudge ice cream.
00:56:16Then I'll take them with me if it'll make you happier.
00:56:18You can't go.
00:56:20If I don't go now, I'll go tomorrow or the day after.
00:56:23We were going to spend some time together.
00:56:24We have.
00:56:25We were going to spend more time together.
00:56:26A day or two.
00:56:26What's the matter?
00:56:27It does matter.
00:56:28There's no point.
00:56:29We've done it.
00:56:29I want to spend more time together.
00:56:29What's the problem?
00:56:33I'm off.
00:56:35Go, will you?
00:56:36You can't go.
00:56:37You can't just walk out.
00:56:39You crap mate.
00:56:39Do you know that?
00:56:41Now stop pissing around, okay?
00:56:42Let go of me jeans.
00:56:43I said let go.
00:56:47Now lay off, okay?
00:56:48Just lay off.
00:56:53Go tomorrow.
00:56:54Why not go tomorrow?
00:56:55It's the middle of the night.
00:56:56You can't go now.
00:56:57It didn't make sense.
00:57:01Why don't you put that away?
00:57:08Don't walk out.
00:57:10I can't stand that.
00:57:14I'm going, okay?
00:57:32I bit my head.
00:57:38It's bleeding you stupid bastard.
00:57:42I've got some in the cabinet.
00:57:45I'm sorry.
00:57:47If we wash it.
00:57:50Let me go for Christ's sake!
00:57:54You can't.
00:57:55You can't.
00:57:56Let me go.
00:57:57Please!
00:57:58It's all right.
00:57:59It's all right.
00:58:00It's all right.
00:58:00It's all right.
00:58:01It's all right.
00:58:05It's all right.
00:58:07It's all right.
00:58:07You can't...
00:58:09I can't.
00:58:14It's all right.
00:58:33Let's go.
00:59:03Let's go.
00:59:33Let's go.
01:00:05Let's go.
01:00:30Let's go.
01:01:02Never credit it, would you?
01:01:03Look at it all.
01:01:04Piling up, making a mess.
01:01:07Didn't hear your friend go.
01:01:10Friend?
01:01:11The young gentleman who came back with you.
01:01:13They know her, did he?
01:01:14Yes, he did.
01:01:16Oh, such a racket last night.
01:01:20Did you hear it, Mr. Innes?
01:01:23No.
01:01:24All those terrible trumpets, blaring away till Lord knows what time.
01:01:29Saxophones, I think.
01:01:30Well, whatever they are, it's immoral when decent folks are trying to sleep.
01:01:36Still with you, is he?
01:01:38Who?
01:01:38Your friend, Mr. Innes.
01:01:40No, he's gone.
01:01:43Oh, I must have popped off when I wasn't looking.
01:01:47They blow dry the little bleeder, leap back over the garden fence and put him in the rabbit
01:01:51up.
01:01:52Well, the neighbours must have popped off when I was looking.
01:01:54Well, of course they were young, look.
01:01:56So, they creep back, have a cup of tea, and wait for the shit to hit the fan.
01:02:01Sure enough, hour or so later, it does.
01:02:04Bucket falls at her stomach.
01:02:06Screaming and wailing, tearing their hair out, all over a bleeding rabbit.
01:02:10So, they think, shit, we'd better get this one out of the way, go out in the garden,
01:02:15ask what's up.
01:02:16So, the neighbour, the wife, tears, screaming down her cheeks, frat by her side, yelling
01:02:20the place down, says, our rabbit died two days ago, we buried it, and we just found
01:02:25it back in the hutch.
01:02:27Yeah!
01:02:28Bleeding blow dried rabbit corks back in the hutch, eh?
01:02:30You can't credit it.
01:02:32It's not an Alsatian who sniffed at anything.
01:02:35Sir, um.
01:03:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:46no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:46no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:46no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:03:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:04:41Oh, don't. Please don't, Mrs. Purks.
01:04:44What's the matter?
01:04:45Do you mean to say you don't like the things we brought?
01:04:48Don't you like them?
01:04:49There, there. Don't mind me. I'm all right.
01:05:08Okay, I'm all right.
01:05:09Oh, good.
01:05:12Good.
01:05:24How about you?
01:05:26I'm going to make a lot of things you can do there right now.
01:05:30How about you?
01:05:49Who is it?
01:05:51Only me, Mr. Innes.
01:06:04I had to call the police, Mr. Innes.
01:06:06You're Mr. Innes, are you?
01:06:08Yes.
01:06:09We understand from Mrs. Thackeray here that a young man was seen.
01:06:12Saw him with me own eyes.
01:06:14As sure as eggs is eggs.
01:06:16Mrs. Thackeray believes she saw him...
01:06:19Certain of it.
01:06:20At the bottom of the garden.
01:06:22Loitering with intent.
01:06:25When would this have been?
01:06:26About an hour ago.
01:06:28An hour ago?
01:06:30We were just wondering if you may have seen him too.
01:06:33Did you, Mr. Innes?
01:06:35It's important.
01:06:36He was sizing the place up, I know it.
01:06:39What if we get burgled?
01:06:41I'm afraid I didn't see anybody.
01:06:42Black, of course, as the ace of spades.
01:06:46But then I hardly ever look out into the garden.
01:06:49The window's very small, you see.
01:06:50In my kitchen.
01:06:52You can take a look if you want.
01:06:53That's not necessary, Mr. Innes.
01:06:55I didn't imagine it, you know.
01:06:57No-one's saying you did, Mrs. Thackeray.
01:06:59Sorry.
01:07:01Wish I could be of more help.
01:07:10I know.
01:07:15I don't know.
01:07:16Men in the kitchen.
01:07:16plusieurs your pockets of furniture too .
01:07:19Long life memories.
01:07:22But then I didn't see anything.
01:07:23But then it's like nothing he did.
01:07:24And we're going to try, Mrs. Thackeray alsolie.
01:07:24Seriously, I believe.
01:07:24But then we're starting to do this with the scenes.
01:07:26So those are those people I hope for us.
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01:12:16No one gives a damn
01:12:32Nothing can touch you now
01:13:03Tonight you're mine
01:13:08Completely
01:13:16You give your love
01:13:19So sweetly
01:13:27Tonight
01:13:29The light
01:13:33Of love
01:13:35Is in your eyes
01:13:40Will you still
01:13:43Love me
01:13:45Tomorrow
01:13:52Will you
01:13:54Still love me
01:13:57Tomorrow
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