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First broadcast 4th January 2016.
When Hannah is told she is dangerously unfit by her doctor she enters the world of women's rugby.
Charlotte Ritchie - Hannah
Tom Stourton - Dan
Kim Wall - Dr. Jacerby
Matthew Steer - Kevin
Lucy Phelps - Lucy
Charlie Covell - Jennny
Gabby Best - Lorraine
Chris Cowlin - Husband viewing the house
Dennis Good - Oliver
When Hannah is told she is dangerously unfit by her doctor she enters the world of women's rugby.
Charlotte Ritchie - Hannah
Tom Stourton - Dan
Kim Wall - Dr. Jacerby
Matthew Steer - Kevin
Lucy Phelps - Lucy
Charlie Covell - Jennny
Gabby Best - Lorraine
Chris Cowlin - Husband viewing the house
Dennis Good - Oliver
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00:03SS, come check this out.
00:05Sorry, Dan. Got a dash. Mama's got a doctor's appointment.
00:07I've actually got to pick up some test results.
00:09OK, cool. Well, good luck.
00:10Nah. I'll be fine.
00:12The only reason I got the medical in the first place is because my company are paying for it.
00:15It's great. You get the day off and a free pap smear.
00:19Oh, actually, speaking of work shit,
00:22could you maybe do me a favour and drop this off in my office?
00:25The coffee machine?
00:26I borrowed it three months ago and now people are starting to ask questions.
00:28Mainly what happened to that brand new coffee machine.
00:32Could you maybe do me a favour in return?
00:34I'm listening.
00:35Could I have £500 for a scooter?
00:37Absolutely not.
00:38It's not just any scooter. It's the X-Wiz 550.
00:42Crazy idea, but have you thought about getting a job and then paying for it yourself?
00:46Yeah, but jobs are so boring.
00:49Plus, doing all this scooter research is kind of a full-time job anyway.
00:53No, it's not. And let's be honest, anyone who rides a scooter past the age of five is an idiot.
00:58Would you say that to Jeremy Van Blitz, co-editor of Scooter Weekly?
01:02Because I'm on a forum with him right now and he seems pretty switched on.
01:06Okay. You're not allowed to use my laptop anymore.
01:26Hi, Hannah. I'm Dr Jacoby.
01:28Oh, hey Doc. I hope you don't mind. A new barbecue place opened up round the corner so I got
01:33myself a pulled pork sandwich. I didn't want it to get cold. Do you want a bite?
01:37Uh, no, thank you. And you probably shouldn't have any more either.
01:41I'll be blunt, Hannah. You are shockingly unhealthy.
01:45What do you mean?
01:46High blood pressure, high cholesterol, high sodium levels. You have the bone density of a 90-year-old refugee.
01:54Come on, Doc. It's got to be some sort of mistake. I mean, look at me. I'm a solid 9,
01:599.5. I'm in great shape.
02:01Do you exercise at all?
02:02Not really. I do have this recurring dream where Hugh Grant is chasing me with a machete and I wake
02:06up sweating. Does that count?
02:10Yeah, I would suggest, Hannah, that maybe you need to make some adjustments to your entire lifestyle before you end
02:20up 35 and getting chest pains every time you bend over to tie up your shoelaces.
02:24I can't believe I'm getting told how to live my life by some stupid doctor.
02:55What's going on?
02:57Oh, it's Jasper's birthday, so management's got him a cake.
03:01Really?
03:02Yeah.
03:02So they just buy you guys cake on your birthday? On top of your salary?
03:07Yes.
03:09And they do that for everyone?
03:11Mm-hmm.
03:12And how many people work here?
03:13Oh, I don't know. Maybe 30, 40?
03:17That's like a free slice of cake every eight days!
03:20I like those odds.
03:23I don't know why my sister's always bad-mouthing this place.
03:26Last week, she said it was where happiness comes to get fucked in the arse.
03:31Oh!
03:32This is yours, by the way.
03:34Is that our coffee machine?
03:35Yeah.
03:36Sorry.
03:37Who are you?
03:38So rude of me.
03:40I'm Dan.
03:41Can you take this, actually?
03:41Cos I'm going to wish a chance for half a birthday.
03:44See if I can score another slice of this sweet cake.
03:49That's what?
03:56Hey, sis!
03:57How was your check-up?
03:59Mm, not great.
04:00Turns out I've got the cholesterol levels of a competitive hot dog eater.
04:02Is that not good?
04:03Well, apparently, I'm at risk of obesity, heart disease, and something called gravy lung.
04:08Shit sounds serious.
04:09I've got to start exercising, drinking water, and eating better, which is bullshit.
04:13I mean, this is a can of chopped tomatoes.
04:15It is literally the closest thing to vegetables we had in the whole flat.
04:19Well, some good news for you.
04:21I got to jar up in your office.
04:23What?
04:24I, er, dropped off that coffee maker like you asked.
04:27Loved the Atmos.
04:28Asked if they had any jobs going.
04:29What job could you possibly get at an insurance firm?
04:31You have zero qualifications and a criminal record.
04:34That's why I got the job of caretaker.
04:37Technically, I'm a cleaner, but, er, I prefer the title caretaker.
04:41Taking care of business.
04:43Mostly cleaning related.
04:44This morning, you said all jobs are boring, and now you want to be a cleaner?
04:48Try and be happy for me, Hannah.
04:50Yesterday, I didn't have a job.
04:51Today, I'm a caretaker.
04:52By next week, I'll be head of NASA.
04:54Or at least one paycheck closer to owning a cool scooter.
05:13Oh, what the hell?
05:15Everything all right?
05:16That guy just drenched this machine with his gross sweat, and he didn't even wipe it down.
05:20I'm trying to get fit, and I'll catch hepatitis, you fucking animal.
05:23Oh, yeah, that guy's a real twat.
05:26I heard a rumor he got banned from the steam room for trying to squeeze another guy's nutsack.
05:30Seriously?
05:31Yeah.
05:32But to be fair, I also started the rumor, so it might not be true.
05:35Hey, I'm Lucy.
05:36Hannah.
05:37I've not seen you around the gym before.
05:38Well, I'm only here because my doctor said I have to get healthy, or I might, you know, die.
05:42But I honestly think I'd rather have a massive stroke than spend three nights a week around these pricks.
05:46If you hate the gym so much, there are other ways to get healthy.
05:49What, like Chinese supplements?
05:51I was thinking more like sports.
05:53I'm actually on a women's rugby team.
05:55You should come to our practice.
05:56We're looking for some new blood.
05:58No, I don't know.
05:59Group activities aren't really my thing.
06:00I'm sort of a cool lone wolf figure.
06:03Trust me, it's wicked.
06:04We basically just run around pummeling each other for two hours and then spend the rest of the night getting
06:07hammered.
06:08That does sound fun.
06:09Plus, I'm using my dad's membership and it's only a matter of time before they realise I'm not a 55
06:13-year-old man.
06:15Oh.
06:18Moving on to the third quarter review, which you'll find on page six.
06:23If we've all got that.
06:24Sorry, gang.
06:25Just got to give it a quick tidy.
06:28So, I think we can all agree there's plenty of room for improvement here.
06:32You gonna finish that Danish?
06:33No.
06:35So, the first thing I want to look at is ways to improve policy integration.
06:40So, has anyone got any ideas?
06:42Anyone?
06:44Actually, I've got an idea.
06:46Mouthwash.
06:48In a can.
06:50What is that?
06:51You could maybe make, like, mini cans of mouthwash.
06:53People out and about, they could just grab a can, swish it around, chuck it, go back to whatever they
06:58were doing.
06:58Uh, okay.
07:00Um, but we're an insurance company.
07:02We don't, uh, we don't make things.
07:04Yeah, but you said there were no bad ideas.
07:06No, I didn't.
07:07Sorry.
07:08Um, could we get back to the meeting?
07:10Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:10Sure, sure.
07:11I'll just finish up.
07:12Pretend they're not here.
07:14Great.
07:15Uh, so, um, policy integration.
07:18Uh, one thing that I...
07:23...heat up, please.
07:31Hannah!
07:32Over here!
07:36Hi.
07:36Sorry I'm late.
07:37I had to go and get a new gum shell, but they couldn't find any extra wide one, so it
07:40took ages.
07:40Don't worry, pal.
07:41Come on, I'll introduce you to some of the girls.
07:44Cool.
07:45Girls, this is Hannah.
07:47Hannah, this is Hot Pot Swampy.
07:49Jersey Girl.
07:50And Minge Ninja.
07:52We've pretty much all got nicknames.
07:53Nice.
07:54What's yours?
07:54Uh, they call me The Camel.
07:56Because I can drink the most.
07:58And sometimes I kick people.
08:00Um, what's the hold up, ladies?
08:03Uh, Jenny, this is Hannah.
08:04She's a mate of mine.
08:04She's gonna be training with us today.
08:06Okay, whatever.
08:07Can we just break up this little mother's meeting and get back to, you know, practicing rugby?
08:12That's Jenny.
08:13She's the captain.
08:14Her nickname's Dickhead.
08:16Listen, since it's your first time, do you wanna just watch for a bit?
08:18Oh, no way!
08:20I've spent 60 quid on new boots and a special workout thong.
08:22I wanna get stuck in.
08:24Let's do this.
08:27Let's do this.
08:32Let's do this.
08:45Let's do this.
08:52Oh!
08:52And I realized I needed to clean my teeth.
08:56So, my clothes got wet.
09:03But, please don't tell anyone.
09:12Here you go, mate.
09:14Oh, I think the adrenaline might be wearing off.
09:18My left earlobe's the only part of me that's not sore.
09:21Yeah, that's pretty standard.
09:22Don't worry, there's an old rugby trick to deal with the pain.
09:25Really?
09:25What is it?
09:35That.
09:36Shit, that is fucking awesome.
09:38Lucy, thanks so much for inviting me.
09:40I loved it.
09:40I feel like I've got out 24 years of aggression in two hours.
09:44Well, you know, if you're keen, you should sign up for the basting.
09:47What's the basting?
09:48Well, it's this initiation thing we do for the new girls who wanna join the team.
09:51Prove that you're worthy.
09:53It tends to get pretty rough.
09:55Ooh, rough hours.
09:56I know, right.
09:57Filthy drinking challenges, humiliating rituals, threats of violence.
09:59Why is that the best part of the year?
10:01Okay, Lucy.
10:02You're on bib duty this week.
10:04What?
10:04I watched them last week.
10:05It's Minch Ninja's turn.
10:06Oh, yeah.
10:07Well, you missed three tackles and this is the forfeit.
10:09You know the rules.
10:10Oh, and this time, maybe don't use that froofy fucking fabric softener of yours.
10:14Because not everyone wants to smell like a day-old Battenberg.
10:17Jeez.
10:18What crawled up her ass?
10:20It's a long story.
10:22Basically, the injury is to go out.
10:25Oh, really?
10:26Yeah.
10:26She was mega-possessive.
10:27One time she went mental in a super job because I asked where are the tampons in a flirty
10:31way.
10:32We broke up now, it's super awkward.
10:34Seriously, it's bad enough seeing your ex all the time, let alone showering with them
10:37twice a week.
10:38Shit.
10:38That is some hardcore lesbian drama.
10:41I'm sure it'll sort itself out eventually.
10:43Right.
10:44You get changed.
10:45Let's go hit the pub round the corner.
10:46The barman gives the whole team three pints because he's scared of us.
10:51Oh, God, I love rugby.
10:54Maybe it's none of my business and I don't want you to start crying again, but how long
10:58have you been sleeping in the office?
10:59What day is it?
11:00Wednesday.
11:02Six weeks, then.
11:04Six weeks?
11:05It's only temporary.
11:07Things were a bit rocky at home, so my wife suggested we take a small break.
11:12What happened?
11:13Did you cheat on her?
11:14Or like get addicted to online poker and lost all her money to a Korean card shark?
11:20What?
11:20No.
11:21Nothing that drastic.
11:22We just slightly drifted apart lately.
11:25She started taking German lessons.
11:27And I've been busy with my salt shaker collection.
11:30You collect salt shakers?
11:31Yeah, I know you're going to laugh at me, but the salt shaker combines practicality
11:35and diversity like almost no other object in history.
11:39Kevin, I would never make fun of you for being into something.
11:42I have spent the last month balls deep in electric scooters.
11:45People love what they love.
11:47Cheers, Dan.
11:48And I can see you having a rough time.
11:49I'm going to help you out.
11:51Really?
11:51Yep.
11:52By the power vested in me as caretaker, I am officially saying you can sleep under your desk
11:59for as long as you want.
12:01Oh.
12:03I thought maybe you were going to say I could stay at your place.
12:06But thanks.
12:13Thank you very much.
12:15Oh, hey, hey, Dan, Dan.
12:17Come here, Seth.
12:18I need help coming up with a nickname.
12:20Cool.
12:20What for?
12:20All the rugby girls have got one, so I thought I should too.
12:23So far, I've got Hannah the Hammer.
12:26Ooh.
12:27El Jefe.
12:28Nice.
12:29Iceberg.
12:30Big Mama Bronco.
12:32It's tough.
12:33Can you use all of them?
12:36Yeah.
12:37Maybe I'll do that.
12:38Hey, what are you doing for lunch?
12:39Do you want to go to that barbecue place?
12:41What about your health kick?
12:42Oh, it's fine.
12:43I'm exercising now, so I can eat whatever I want and then just burn it all off,
12:46tackling the shit out of people.
12:48Honestly, rugby is so great.
12:51I had like six pints with Lucy and the girls and then we all got kebabs.
12:54None of that really sounds like rugby.
12:56You wouldn't get it.
12:57You're not part of the rugby culture, like me.
13:00Can you name a rugby team?
13:05Mexico.
13:06Hey, Dan.
13:07I just wanted to say thanks again for last night.
13:10Hey, no problem, K-Slice.
13:12Any time.
13:13I actually got you this.
13:14It's a space shuttle salt shaker.
13:17I got it out at the convention in Houston.
13:20That is so awesome.
13:24We're going to get some lunch.
13:25You want to come with?
13:25Really?
13:26Okay.
13:27I'll just get my coat.
13:28Cool.
13:29Why did you invite Kevin?
13:31He's a creep.
13:32You know he's got leprosy.
13:33He does not have leprosy, Hannah.
13:35There's a rare genetic disease that predisposes him to skin conditions,
13:39including ringworm and empatigo.
13:41Since when were you Kevin's fucking dermatologist?
13:43We talked for ages last night.
13:45He told me about his crumbling marriage.
13:47I told him about how I'd just switched to boxer briefs.
13:49We really bonded.
13:51And he's going through some heavy shit at the moment,
13:52so cut him some slack.
13:53Oh, fine.
13:55But if you catch some gross skin disease,
13:57you can't live with me anymore.
13:59It's a great session, ladies.
14:01Just a couple of bits of admin.
14:03First, can we please stop using the email thread for personal matters?
14:06Lindsay, I'm sorry your uncle needs a bone marrow transplant,
14:09but, strictly speaking, it's not official team business, okay?
14:11Also, we've got the initiations coming up,
14:13so all the new girls, brace yourselves.
14:16And finally, I'm starting to organise this year's summer tour.
14:19I think it's safe to say that Dublin was a great success last year,
14:22so hope you're all up for doing that again.
14:23Or, we could try somewhere a bit more exotic than Dublin.
14:27I mean, we've all had Guinness before.
14:28Right.
14:29Where exactly would you suggest Hannah?
14:31How about Italy?
14:32Loads of sun, great food.
14:34Plus, the people there are better looking.
14:36Guys and girls, so there'll be a flavour of gelato for everyone,
14:39if you know what I mean.
14:40Jenny, I've got to admit, I'm kind of with Hannah.
14:41I mean, we have been to Ireland two years in a row.
14:45Yeah, all right, well, we'll talk about it later.
14:48Anyway, see you next week.
14:50Great practice, guys.
14:51Just one small thing.
14:53Can everyone please start calling me Iceberg?
15:10I know what you're trying to do.
15:12Oh, the nickname thing?
15:13Yeah, I'm not 100% sure about Iceberg, either.
15:16I'm talking about you and Lucy.
15:17You think just because you're her latest squeeze,
15:19you can start throwing your weight around?
15:20Whoa!
15:21You're way off the mark.
15:23Me and Lucy are just friends.
15:24Oh, really?
15:25Well, how come the two of you are such bosom buddies, then?
15:26Trust me.
15:27If I want to Lucy, I could have her.
15:29Okay?
15:29Okay, Hannah.
15:30Maybe you should make this your last training session, yeah?
15:32Before things get really nasty.
15:33Is that a threat?
15:34Huh.
15:35No, I'm just saying, I am team captain,
15:37and I can make your life hell, starting with the initiation.
15:41Well, I don't mind my life being hell,
15:43because I'm the fucking devil.
15:44Well, if you're the devil, then I guess that makes me an exorcist.
15:48Good!
15:49Because if you're an exorcist, then I...
15:51Sorry, guys.
15:51Can I...
15:52Please pass.
16:00Thanks for coming with me, Dan.
16:02I don't think I could have faced doing this alone.
16:03Come on!
16:04What a caretaker's for.
16:06How does my neck look?
16:07It's not too red, is it?
16:08My eczema tends to flare up when I get nervous.
16:10You look fine, K-Pax, all right?
16:12And don't be nervous.
16:13I've got your back.
16:18Hello, Kevin.
16:19Hi, Lorraine.
16:20Hey, I'm Dan.
16:21What's cracking?
16:22Oh, this is Dan.
16:23He's helping me pick up the rest of my stuff.
16:25Yeah.
16:25Well, um, it's all in the garage.
16:27I've packed it up.
16:29Oh, wow.
16:30You've packed it up already.
16:31I wanted to make this as easy as possible.
16:33It should be all your stuff from the house.
16:35Clothes, books, 200 salt shakers.
16:39It's not too late to start again, Lorraine.
16:41We had some good times.
16:43Remember our trip to Zurich to see that skin specialist?
16:45That was fun!
16:46Yeah, come on, Lorraine.
16:47Take him back.
16:49Kevin is one of the sweetest, smartest guys I have ever met.
16:52You know he lived in a box under his desk for six weeks without getting caught.
16:56What's going on, Lorraine?
16:59Who's this?
17:00This is Oliver, my German tutor.
17:03We're, um, we're together now.
17:07What?
17:08Is that why you were having eight German lessons a week?
17:11I'll be honest.
17:11Most of the phrases I learnt were just euphemisms involving the word bratwurst.
17:17Dan, let's go get the stuff.
17:19My neck's starting to flare up.
17:24Eesh.
17:25What's German for, uh...
17:27Awkward!
17:28Ingemütlich.
17:30Oh.
17:32Trust me, K-man, you'll bounce back.
17:35There are loads of women who will love a guy like you.
17:39Face it, Dan.
17:40I'm a homeless 38-year-old insurance analyst with psoriasis.
17:45I am pathetic.
17:48Hi, Kevin.
17:50Hi.
17:52Dan, a word, please.
17:55Excuse me, Kevin.
17:59What is Kevin doing here, and why are you giving him a massage?
18:02I am not giving him a massage.
18:04I am rubbing ointment on his back.
18:06I just found out that his wife left him for some German idiot.
18:09I wanted to cheer him up, so I offered to help him cream up for the night.
18:12Well, can you please wash your hands and then get rid of him?
18:15I'm on high alert for this rugby initiation.
18:17Ooh, why? When is it?
18:18I don't know.
18:19That's part of the ritual.
18:20All I know is that at some point in the next 48 hours, they're going to grab me and make
18:24me do a bunch of weird shit to prove that I'm team-worthy.
18:27God!
18:27Women's rugby is awesome.
18:29Do you reckon I could join?
18:30Dan, I'm going to head back to the office.
18:32Okay.
18:33Do you want me to come with?
18:34I've got the keys to the boardroom.
18:35We could watch a film on the projector.
18:37Nah, I think I might just curl up under my desk.
18:39I'll get an early night.
18:45Wait, did he say he's sleeping at the office?
18:57God, I'm coming!
19:03What the fuck?!
19:05Morning, sunshine!
19:06Lucy, it's 4am!
19:07Don't worry, here's a little something to blow the cobwebs away.
19:10What is it?
19:11It's our initiation cocktail.
19:12Three different types of lager mixed with two different types of sour cream.
19:15And with that drink, your initiation has officially begun.
19:18So from now on, whatever we say, you have to do it.
19:20With zero backchat.
19:22What is this?
19:22North Korea?
19:23Ooh.
19:24Backchat.
19:25Give the penalty.
19:27What is your problem?!
19:37Come in.
19:39Hey!
19:40How you doing, buddy?
19:42You haven't left your office all morning.
19:43I've just been cleaning my salt shakers.
19:46Seeing as they're pretty much the only things left in my life.
19:50You'll never leave me, will you?
19:54Hey, how about we get out of here?
19:56Take your mind off all this stuff.
19:58Thanks, Dan, but I'm going to stay here.
20:01You might send Lorraine a picture of me crying.
20:03See if that changes her mind.
20:04Okay, seriously.
20:05K-Dog.
20:06It is killing me to see you this bummed out.
20:08Well, get used to it, I guess.
20:10No way.
20:11I'm the caretaker.
20:12And it is my job to take care of this office and the people inside of it.
20:16Technically, you're just a cleaner.
20:18Look, Kevin, why do you think I started working here?
20:21It's not because I love smelling of industrial toilet cleaner.
20:24It's because everyone here was so nice.
20:27I've only been working here, what, two weeks?
20:28But I know that in this office, we buy cake for each other on our birthdays
20:32and we help each other through our disastrous marriages.
20:35You really want to help me?
20:37Big time.
20:38Now, tidy yourself up.
20:40I've got to tell everyone we both have diarrhoea.
20:43Take the day off, have some fun.
20:45Guys, me and Kevin have got the squits.
20:53You may now remove your blindfolds.
20:58Welcome to the basting.
21:01If you worms want to be part of this rugby team,
21:04you're going to have to prove how much you want it.
21:07Also, there is a nominal £30 admin fee.
21:10We have a series of challenges that are going to push you to the edge.
21:14And remember, if you fail a challenge, you must drink.
21:18If you answer back, you must drink.
21:21If you start to get sober, you must drink!
21:29It's not too late to give up.
21:31Don't underestimate how stubborn I can be, Jenny.
21:33I haven't spoken to my cousin since we were nine
21:35and she told me that my pigtails made my head look square.
21:38Trust me, I am not giving in.
21:41In that case, welcome to hell.
21:45Come on!
21:47Come on!
21:49Come on!
22:10Nice!
22:37CONGRATULATIONS
22:41you have survived the physical tests and psychological torture but there is one
22:47hurdle left please remove the covers to complete the basing and become an
22:58official member of the team you must eat a full cooked turkey what does this even
23:04have to do with rugby oh what's that give me up no fucking way
23:18thanks for today it really helped I didn't think about the rain all day I've
23:23told you it would help there is nothing better than skiving off work for the day
23:26it's best part of having the job I know it's early days but I feel like maybe I
23:31might be ready to move on well I'm glad to hear you say that K-Swiss because
23:36there's one more thing I want us to do today oh yeah it's at the office come
23:41with me
23:55okay what's names out do I win this isn't the fucking Hunger Games Hannah you don't
24:00notice when because you're the last one eat up all right chill out Jenny she's
24:04probably had enough no she hasn't finished the turkey so what nobody does when you
24:08took the challenge you had three bites and start crying and throwing up at the
24:11same time right look I'm team captain now and what I say goes she didn't finish it
24:15so she's not allowed in the team god what is your problem Jenny she's fucking
24:19jealous she thinks there's something going on between me and you that is crazy I
24:23know I told her if I wanted you I'm gonna have you fuck look Jenny you massive prick at
24:30this point I don't even give a shit about getting into your stupid rugby team I just
24:35want to prove you wrong I am finishing this turkey
24:55are you all right Hannah it's my chest I can't I can't breathe I think I might be dying
25:15this is all the stuff from your old marriage and you're gonna burn it what are those my soul
25:22shakers Kevin if you really want to move on you've got to get rid of this stuff okay
25:27they're all just reminders of your broken marriage and that creepy German guy who's
25:31screwing your wife now also I know that I said salt shakers were cool but come on I mean it
25:38is a
25:38bit weird I mean you were like talking to them and stuff so you want me to set fire to
25:43them look it
25:44works when my parents split up mum set fire to both of dad's cars and she was much less crazy
25:49after
25:50that you really think it could help definitely as the old caretaker saying goes the job ain't done
25:56until you take out the trash
26:03okay
26:13how do you feel better right oh I got to admit it is kind of cathartic I mean if I
26:20can let go of my
26:21collection after all these years I can do anything right see I told you man and you know I think
26:27tomorrow I'm gonna start looking for a place to live a real place not the office wow that fire
26:35really is going up yeah well a lot of the salt shakers were made of porcelain I wanted to make
26:40sure
26:40they went up so I chucked in a bunch of flammable stuff from the cleaning cupboard really oh my god
27:06you're malpractice well maybe I do have a solid legal case and you're just a shit lawyer hello
27:13hey how's your first day back yeah fine except I can't find a lawyer to help me see this fucking
27:18quack doctor easy sis you just had a heart attack it wasn't a heart attack it was an acute gastric
27:24episode either way if it wasn't for him being all like ooh get healthy then none of this would have
27:29happened how come you're not in uniform I just quit yeah I got my first paycheck yesterday and finally
27:34bought myself their scooter yeah but that doesn't mean you have to quit your job you can just keep
27:39earning money why I don't need two scooters plus the whole workplace environment's pretty awkward at
27:45the moment Kevin's been really weird with me all week hey kidog how's the new flat looking you can
27:53have a housewarming do you see what I mean I told you that guy was a creep
28:05I don't need you see what I mean I tell you but I don't need you guys to keep going
28:06to your
28:06environment and everything is a clean Natalie what I mean I don't want to do something I know I'm
28:32Block!
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