00:00It's a Friday. It's the cookie jar. It's brought to you by Moran Chevrolet. Got some fun party questions. Gets
00:05you into the weekend.
00:07The first question is inspired by something Heather was asking us off air. Oh, what's the slowest speed you should
00:13go in the left lane?
00:1675
00:1880
00:2079 maybe
00:21Because 10 over I feel like you're in I could get pulled over territory
00:2679 was my answer because you can't be can't be doing the speed limit the John Jansen if you're in
00:32the left lane
00:32You got to be speeding
00:35Agreed got behind the glass. What's the verdict?
00:38Faster than the person behind you or the person to the right of you
00:42Yeah, the last part of that to the person to the right of you. You can't be going slower
00:47No, you should never get past in the left lane, right?
00:50If you'd have to go 85 in the left lane and you're uncomfortable with it get over a lane. Oh
00:55Worse than going slower going the same speed
00:58Because then people can't get around you right clogging up traffic
01:02Whose mustache would win in a fight sam elliott or steve harvey?
01:07Oh, I think sam elliott because number one. It's it's dual colored. It's seasoned
01:15It's steve harvey's too new school of a mustache. It's just there. It's it's kind of thick
01:22But sam elliott every once in a while in some of the roles is actually pointed so it could actually
01:26hurt steve harvey's mustache
01:28I'm gonna go with sam elliott. Yeah, it's gotta be sam elliott. He looks like a cowboy, right?
01:34Yeah, it's like iconic
01:36Silver western
01:37Looking mustache. It's it's gotta be his
01:41Yeah, with his voice like it's just yeah
01:44His mustache looks like he could win a street fight a little more than steve harvey's if this fight gets
01:48messy or dirty or you know
01:50Outlaw style. Give me sam elliott. Yeah, how are their mustaches gonna fight? Are they gonna make out?
01:55Oh, I don't come. I don't know. You don't have to be so literal. I mean take sam elliott sam
02:00elliott's in landman
02:01So he wins i'll take sam elliott
02:04He is a more iconic known for his mustache. Steve harvey's more known for that toothy grin of his
02:09So I did this in a kind of a weird way
02:11I looked up google images to see what they look like without him
02:14Oh
02:15And I gotta say
02:17I think steve harvey looks worse
02:19Really? In fact, somebody online. Oh my gosh
02:22Somebody compared him to looking like jim carrey's
02:25Mask character
02:27Steve harvey. Oh my god
02:29Yeah, I just googled it as well. Therefore steve harvey's is more
02:32Oh my gosh, it's a jarring. I've never seen him without one altered all of his face. Yes. Well one
02:39of them. Yes
02:41Yeah, that reddit one is not kind
02:42Uh
02:45All right
02:47Fair or foul it's a byob situation and you bring stuff
02:51You just want to dump and get rid of as opposed to stuff you actually want to drink
02:55I think it's fair as long as it's not expired
02:58I mean
02:59Who cares if you're bringing?
03:03Your own booze
03:04You're following the rules
03:06Somebody else might like it even if you don't like it
03:10I think it's okay, but I do think you should be bringing it
03:12I mean you should be drinking it is what I mean if you're gonna bring it
03:15Otherwise, you're drinking somebody else's stuff
03:16Yeah, so bring it and then you can leave it there if you don't want to take it home. That's
03:21fine
03:21I think it's foul
03:22You should be bringing stuff that you want to drink
03:24And if you're bringing stuff to get rid of just
03:27I don't know
03:28It seems like it's in bad taste
03:29It happens all the time though
03:31I feel like everyone nobody's taking home
03:34Well, I guess sometimes they do taking home their leftovers
03:37Some people do
03:38But you should just yeah
03:39Greg
03:39Oh, I think it's fair
03:41It's what we like to call a win-win
03:42Yeah
03:42But I do think there is an element of if you bring it
03:46That is what you should be primarily drinking
03:48It's not like bringing this to offload
03:51And then just, you know, mooching off of others
03:55So some backstory
03:56And then I do want Gov's answer
03:57Went to a Memorial Day party
03:59There were some drinks in their cooler
04:01That people had brought to Halloween
04:03That were so bad
04:04Nobody wanted them
04:05They didn't want them
04:06They were just putting this as like a dumping ground
04:08To get rid of booze they didn't like
04:10Oh, wow
04:10Felt foul to me
04:12Tom?
04:12I think it's fair
04:13Try to get rid of it
04:14If nobody wants it, throw it out
04:15Yeah
04:17John is in the wilderness
04:18Right now
04:20Who could go the longest on the show
04:22Without access to technology?
04:25So we talking
04:26Like leaving John out
04:27The people in this room
04:28In this room?
04:29Yes, and behind the glass
04:30Behind the glass
04:31Well, it's a tie between the behind the glass people
04:33So I'll say
04:35I have to choose one
04:36I'd choose Greg
04:36Because Gov would still need it
04:38Just for some work emergency
04:40Greg wouldn't need it
04:41Greg could last forever
04:42Greg could talk to his beard
04:44And figure out how he's going to win
04:46A beard fight with Sam Elliott's
04:48Mustache
04:49I would choose Tom
04:52I think
04:52I agree with you
04:53So I don't think it's one of us three
04:55I think it's one of those two
04:57And Tom doesn't really have social media
04:59You're not on social media a lot
05:01I just think it would be you
05:02Is this all technology?
05:04I put technology, yeah
05:05So no phones, no texts
05:06Yeah
05:07I don't think I would do well in that environment
05:09Now I've done radio without internet
05:11Or very limited internet
05:14I mean, I know how to do this job
05:16Without needing a lot of technology
05:18I wouldn't be good talking continuously
05:20I actually picked Jim
05:22Oh, wow
05:22What do you mean?
05:23I'm obsessed with the technology
05:24Yeah, but you have the ability
05:26To do a show by yourself
05:28Yeah, but
05:29I wasn't really
05:30But it's in the wilderness
05:31Yeah, I mean
05:32I was taking this
05:33To be more of like
05:35Outside of work
05:36Yeah
05:37And I think you and I
05:39Are the worst culprits
05:39So it's not one of us
05:41Right
05:41I was picturing that
05:43We were all in the wilderness
05:44And who could last the longest
05:46In the wilderness
05:46Without technology
05:47Who would survive the longest?
05:49Yeah
05:49Tom, I think it's you
05:50Okay
05:51Maybe I took it too literal
05:53But I was thinking
05:53Well, you need to
05:54You need to live life with your job
05:56You still need your job
05:57Right
05:59All right, last question
06:01Because I can't imagine
06:02What John's going to smell like
06:04On this trip
06:04How many days could you go
06:05Without showering?
06:07He's going to be gone
06:07He's going to be out in the woods
06:08He's going to be fishing
06:09I love showers
06:13But I could last
06:15By the way you said that
06:16Yeah
06:19Which kind, Stoney?
06:20Oh, stop it
06:24I could go a while
06:25Until somebody told me
06:26Or I realized that I was ranked
06:28So what's a while?
06:29Like a week?
06:30Yeah, I could go longer than that
06:31If I had to
06:32It wouldn't bother you
06:34That would bother me
06:35But I could do it
06:35I mean, if it was a challenge
06:37I mean, when I was a kid
06:38Summer camp
06:38We went
06:39Technically
06:40The whole summer
06:41Without showering
06:42We bathed in a lake
06:43Using biodegradable soap
06:45Oh my gosh
06:48It depends on the situation
06:49Like if I'm out
06:51In the wilderness
06:51Like John is
06:52And I don't have access
06:53To a shower
06:54I could go
06:56A week
06:57Okay
06:58Because I had to
06:59Right?
06:59Or I'd use a lake
07:00I guess
07:00But
07:01But if it was like
07:01Day to day
07:02In an everyday life
07:02Yeah
07:05Three days
07:06Yeah, I wrote two
07:07And I guess
07:08Are you going to the gym?
07:09Are you sweating?
07:10Yeah
07:10Like, yeah
07:11Greg?
07:12Look, I can do 72 hours easy
07:14I just call that the weekend
07:16Oh my gosh
07:18So if you
07:19I could probably stretch
07:20Another couple days
07:20Out of that
07:21I'd say
07:21Five days
07:22Okay
07:23So is there anything
07:24At stake here?
07:25Like, is it a challenge?
07:27No, it's not a challenge
07:28It's your own, like, tolerance
07:30Three days
07:31All right
07:31Yeah, it just gets nasty
07:33After that
07:33I know
07:35Unless you got the
07:35Biodegradable soap
07:36In the lake
07:37That's right
07:37John has access
07:38To a shower, right?
07:39I don't know
07:40I'm picturing him
07:41Like, as bare bones
07:42As it could be
07:42You don't think
07:43There's a shower
07:43At that cabin?
07:44I think he has to
07:44Catch his food every day
07:46Yeah
07:47Washing the lake
07:47And they sit around
07:48In the bonfire
07:49And they have this
07:49Big TV that they brought in
07:51Just to watch
07:51True Grit movies
07:54That's why John
07:55Can't live without technology
07:56I know
07:57He's got to have
07:57His John Wayne on
07:59Maybe I'm picturing him
08:01Roughing it more
08:01Than he actually is
08:03I heard he has
08:04A heated mattress
08:05Good for him
08:06I've heard those are awesome
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