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00:25You can't lose me, Egghead!
00:27Eggman! You know my name is Dr. Eggman! You do that on purpose!
00:32Do what, Egghead?
00:40Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:44It all ends here, old friend. Prepare to be destroyed by Burnbot!
00:52So what, he's gonna burn me with flamethrowers or something?
00:56Flamethrower, well, no.
00:57Oh, acid? Incendiary grenades.
00:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Claws! Claws! Very painful claws!
01:04Well, then you should've called them Clawbot or Delacerator or Pinchotron 9000, but Burnbot?
01:11I mean, that's just false advertising.
01:13I named the robot Sonic Burnbot!
01:15Burnbot, attack!
01:28Blue Leader, this is Yellow Sky. I have eyes on Burnbot. He's on the move. Over.
01:32Thanks, Tails! Initiate Speeding Swing Surprise!
01:41No, totally!
02:04No, no, no, no, no!
02:05What?
02:05What?
02:08Get up! Get up! Get up!
02:19Bail, Tails! Bail!
02:36Tails, no!
02:42We'll be back, Sonic!
02:49You are heavy!
02:51Seriously, Burnbot, you can stand to burn a few calories.
03:01Keep resting, pal. I'll get you home.
03:05Promise. I'll never let anything like this happen to you again.
03:22Sonic?
03:23Hey, buddy. How you feeling?
03:25I'm great. Ready to get back in action.
03:28Yeah, uh, about that. Um...
03:31I've got some great news. You, my friend, are taking early retirement.
03:35Early retirement?
03:36Yeah. You're gonna be able to play lots of golf and spend time with the grandkids.
03:40I don't have grandkids.
03:42Well, now's your chance to get some. Trust me. It's for the best.
03:46I'll see you around, pal.
03:49Wait, what just happened?
03:51I fired you.
03:53Okay, just checking.
03:56Don't look at me like that. I did what I had to do.
04:01And now we're gonna make sure Tails stays retired.
04:06Sidekick tryouts.
04:07All qualified candidates welcome. Best candidate gets the job.
04:11Resume and references required.
04:12Can you believe this?
04:13A resume and references aren't unreasonable, sir.
04:16Especially in this job market!
04:20What fool would want to be Sonic's sidekick?
04:24Spending every day with him.
04:26Enjoying his friendship and respect.
04:30Not me, that's for sure!
04:35Unless...
04:39Lousy security camera!
04:49I'm Amy Rose, and I'll be auditioning for the part of Sidekick.
04:54Amy, I know who you are.
04:56Great, because I am fine with nepotism.
04:58Oh, and under special skills, you can add juggling and singing.
05:01Oh, when the saints go marching in...
05:04Next!
05:06My biggest weakness? Actually, it's my incredible cowardice.
05:10Oh, improv! I love improv.
05:13I'm a crazy pizza man who juggles and sings.
05:16Oh, and under the saints!
05:18Go marching in!
05:20I think you would be a great sidekick for me.
05:23No, Knuckles. I'm looking for someone to be my sidekick.
05:26We'd have to change your name, though.
05:28I'm thinking Knuckles Junior.
05:32Okay.
05:34Last question.
05:35What would you do in a no-win situation?
05:37If I'm with you, there's no such thing as a no-win situation.
05:41Huh. You really get it, new guy.
05:43I do get it, but I'm not a new guy.
05:46In reality, I am none other than...
05:53Tails! You cannot be my sidekick.
05:57All qualified candidates welcome. Best candidate gets the job.
06:01I'm a lock. Unless there's something you're not telling me.
06:05Fine, but get ready for the tryout of your life.
06:07Hello.
06:08Eggman!
06:10What are you doing here?
06:12My name is Dr. Eggman, and I'm here about the sidekick position.
06:16But you're my arch-nemesis.
06:18That's true. But I could be a valuable asset to your organization.
06:22For example, I'm a doctor. Not a real doctor, a PhD, but still...
06:27You can't be my sidekick.
06:29All qualified candidates welcome.
06:31Okay, fine. You both can move on to round two.
06:35But neither one of you is going to be my sidekick.
06:37Who else is there?
06:39Actually, do you validate parking?
06:42Congratulations! You're the third candidate.
06:45Actually...
06:48All right. Being my sidekick is no easy task.
06:51This competition will test your strength, stamina, and endurance.
06:57The winner will be whoever makes it through...
06:59Actually, it's whomever.
07:01The winner will be whomever makes it through all of the unimaginable hardships
07:06and brings me the red flag I planted atop the incredibly dangerous,
07:11but inaccurately named Mount Safety.
07:15Actually...
07:42I'm okay.
07:52What's going on here?
07:54Nothing I can't handle.
08:06Actually, I'm just going to lie down in the fetal position and weep.
08:15Give up, Eggman. This job is rightfully mine.
08:18I'm not here to be Sonic's sidekick, you nincompoop.
08:21I'm here to get rid of you both once and for all!
08:51I'm here to go.
08:51I'm here to go.
08:52I'm here to go.
08:53I'm here to go.
08:55I'm here to go!
08:57Tails!
08:58Sonic, I'm stuck!
09:03Ah!
09:04Ah!
09:04Oh!
09:06Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:07Tails!
09:09Ah!
09:20Tails, I didn't really want to fire you. I was just trying to protect you.
09:24How? By putting me in more danger?
09:27The plan had holes!
09:31Oh, Sonic! I have one last surprise for you. I took your advice. Burnbot can burn things.
09:49I can't swim!
09:54You're waterlogged! I can't lift you!
09:57Don't worry about me! Get out of here!
10:00That's not how sidekicks do!
10:33I'll be back! With a new robot! Who has an accurate name! And Superman!
10:39Super laser eyes! And he'll feed me ham! Evil ham.
10:47About this job. What are the hours like?
10:51Well, it's seven days a week. But you get your own plane.
10:57Let me in! I demand a callback!
11:02Knuckles, what's wrong?
11:05That Knuckles Jr. isn't working out.
11:08Oh. So you're saying you need a...
11:11I'm a crazy pizza man! Who juggles and sings!
11:15Oh, when it does say...
11:17Uncle Martin and...
11:18Uncle Martin!
11:19NUGGGLENA!
11:26BAD!
11:33BANG!
11:36BANG!
11:37PACK!
11:40BANG!
11:42BANG!
11:44BANG!
11:46ENDS!
11:46BANG!
11:47BANG!
11:47BANG!
11:55Oh, man.
11:59Hi!
12:00What do you want?
12:01First of all, thank you for answering the door at such a late hour.
12:05I realize what an inconvenience this must be.
12:08Get to it, Eggface.
12:09Well, I...
12:11I need your help.
12:13You need my help?
12:15Yes, my Sinister Island lair.
12:17You know, the ultra-high-tech stronghold where I hatch my diabolical schemes to eliminate you?
12:21It was destroyed in the storm.
12:23I was hoping I could crash with you and Tails for a few days until my robots rebuild it.
12:28Please, don't strand me in this wilderness.
12:31You certainly could use a roof over your head.
12:35And a bath.
12:36But how do I know you won't just capture me and Tails while we're sleeping?
12:40I swear not to harm you or your fox friend during my stay.
12:43I didn't even bring any weapons.
12:45Here, check my pants.
12:47No, no, no.
12:47It's okay.
12:48I believe you.
12:49So, it's only for a few days and it's just you?
12:53Just me?
12:55And Orbot and Cubot.
12:56Their family?
12:58Hmm.
13:06Eggman?
13:07Oh, hey, gang.
13:09Didn't know you'd be visiting so early.
13:10I'm still in my evil pajamas.
13:13They've got a trap door in the back.
13:17What's he doing here?
13:19We have a truce.
13:20Tails is letting him stay here till his lair is rebuilt.
13:23Ham?
13:23Uh, still waiting on that salmon eggs benedict.
13:26Coming.
13:27Coming.
13:31I asked for egg whites.
13:34These are yellows.
13:35See the yellow?
13:36I'm trying to watch my cholesterol.
13:38And this salmon is farm-raised.
13:41What is this, prison?
13:42It's all some evil plot, man.
13:45Firsty Lord's in with some terrible roommate boy.
13:47But then wham!
13:48Out comes this 50-foot obliterator bot that obliterates us all.
13:52We gotta get out of here.
13:54Guys, we have to help him.
13:56If we don't, we'll be no better than he is.
13:59Yeah, you'll be no better than I am.
14:01Think about how this is for him.
14:04Do you feel scared without a home?
14:05Do you feel alone?
14:07Are you eating your feelings?
14:09Somebody get her away from me.
14:11Guys, if Eggman needs to stay, he can stay.
14:14Who knows?
14:14He might not be so bad after all.
14:18Pillow fight!
14:33Pillow fight!
14:49That's it.
14:50I've had enough of Eggman.
14:52Lair or no Lair, he's out of here.
14:53You can't just throw Eggman out.
14:56Sure, he might be a difficult roommate.
14:59But it's only because you guys have a communication problem.
15:03Communication problem?
15:05He whacked me with a pillow.
15:06Hard!
15:07I'm dizzy and I have serious short-term memory loss.
15:10And I have serious short-term memory loss.
15:12Why don't we settle this with a roommate meeting?
15:17Now, Sonic, do you have something you'd like to share with Eggman?
15:22Yes.
15:23I gotta say this delicately.
15:25You're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
15:27Let's frame our statements with,
15:29When you do this, it makes me feel this.
15:33Fine.
15:34Okay.
15:34Uh, let's see.
15:36When you live here, it makes me feel angry.
15:40Because you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.
15:47You're right.
15:48I am the worst roommate.
15:53I've never lived with other people before.
15:56What about us?
15:57You don't count.
16:00Sonic, I think someone here could go for two spoonfuls of forgiveness,
16:05washed down with a tall glass of friendship.
16:08What do you think?
16:10Eggman, if we give you a second chance, will you promise to shape up?
16:14You bet.
16:15Roommate meeting group hug.
16:20Not you.
16:23Scrubbing all the dishes with my sponge and soap.
16:27Scrubbing all the dishes, it's clean enough, I hope.
16:31Cue the horns.
16:4037, 38, 39.
16:43Triple star bonus kazoo.
16:47I win again.
16:49That's great.
16:50Well, it's getting late.
16:51Time to hit the hay.
16:52Oh, just one more game.
16:54That's what good roomies do.
16:56We have fun.
16:57Look, I'm all for fun, but aren't you guys exhausted?
17:00Orbot?
17:01Cubot?
17:01They're robots.
17:02They don't get tired because they have no souls.
17:05Hey.
17:05He's right.
17:07Whatever.
17:08Good night, guys.
17:08Wait.
17:09Don't leave.
17:10Just hang a little longer.
17:12I'm so lonely.
17:14Please.
17:15Roomies.
17:21We now return to the Comedy Chimp Show with your host, Comedy Chimp.
17:26I almost didn't make it to the show tonight.
17:28I had to go to the doctor.
17:29I had a back ape.
17:31Oh, yes.
17:32I don't have any faith in that doctor anyway.
17:34I think he used to be a mechanic.
17:36I tried to fix my problem with a monkey wrench.
17:38Oh, oh.
17:39You, my friend, are one way Simeon.
17:44But you're still hanging with Eggman?
17:47How many hours of sleep did you get?
17:50Zero.
17:51It's stage two of his evil plot, man.
17:54We are minutes away from him summoning his big obliterator bot when it's obliterator legs.
18:00And it's obliterator teeth.
18:02Sticks, stop being paranoid.
18:04Eggman's lived here for two days, and he hasn't hatched a single evil scape.
18:12What's so funny?
18:14Remember how I said my island fortress was destroyed by a storm?
18:18I, uh, may have fibbed.
18:21You see, I kind of faked the destruction of my fortress as an excuse to live with you and tire
18:28you to the point of exhaust...
18:31Tire you to the point of exhaustion!
18:33So you'd be too tired to stop obliterator bots!
18:40Ha ha ha!
18:43Ha ha ha!
18:45Ha ha ha!
18:46Ha ha ha!
18:46Ha ha ha!
18:46I knew it!
18:47He did have an obliterator bot.
18:49Why doesn't anyone ever believe me?
18:51It's not like I'm paranoid!
18:53Stop following me!
18:55Enough!
18:56Obliterator bot!
18:58Destroy Sonic and his four friends!
19:01For...
19:02Tress.
19:04Fortress.
19:05Destroy fortress.
19:07Destroy fortress.
19:07Destroying island fortress.
19:08What?
19:09No!
19:09That's not what I said!
19:11We're still working out a few kinks.
19:13Obliterator bot!
19:13Do not destroy island fortress!
19:16Do not destroy island fortress!
19:19Affirmative.
19:19Playing up-tempo music while destroying fortress.
19:27No!
19:29Sonic, you have to help me!
19:32Why?
19:32At least you're obliterator bot.
19:34Because if you don't, I'm truly stuck living with you until I build a new island fortress.
19:37Let's roll.
19:46Gotta stop him.
19:47But so tired.
19:50He must have a weak spot.
19:51Maybe there's a clue on the ground.
19:53This soft, soft, bed-like ground.
19:58What?
19:59What's wrong?
19:59Are we under attack?
20:02Oh.
20:03Right.
20:04Eggman?
20:05You built that thing.
20:06How do we take it down?
20:07By activating two kill switches at the same time.
20:10They're inside the lair.
20:12There.
20:13And there.
20:15Oh, come on.
20:17Alright.
20:18Amy, Knuckles, Sticks, distract that metal monstrosity.
20:20Tails and I are on the kill switches.
20:22Eggman, you'll have to show us how to activate them.
20:25Pre-mission group hug?
20:27No.
20:59Jam the kinetic barrier processor.
21:02The kinetic barrier processor!
21:11Okay.
21:12Power down the central operating system.
21:21I knew you were coming.
21:24But you will never obliterate Sticks.
21:26Because Sticks is unabliter...
21:28Unabl...
21:29Unabl...
21:29Unabliterate me.
21:31He can't kill me.
21:33Jam the kinetic barrier processor!
21:35Burner.
21:35Turn back into the kill ichit.
21:52No.
21:53Tick.
21:59PILLOW FIGHT!
22:07Yes!
22:09No!
22:15Hey, fellas. As you know, my fortress is now a smoking ruin.
22:19So I was wondering maybe if I could stay with you guys for a little while just until it's built
22:25back.
22:29I can keep you company.
22:31Let's explore your feelings about being a roommate.
22:35Now, pretend this balloon is your self-esteem.
22:37Stop! Stop! Stop!
22:49Go!
22:50Go!
22:51Go!
22:53Go!
22:56Go!
22:57You
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